#Ask Anthony

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

[kaison07]

Fell and falling

[gays4neptune]

anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.

[reality-detective]

The Secret Service CONFIRMS BEYOND THE SHADOW OF A DOUBT,  Hillary Clinton is one of the greatest evil in the American political landscape. Hillary Clinton’s 675,000 atrocities via Weiner's laptop from hell. 🤔

[sunfortune]

kanthony tweet

https://x.com/kaekaecurtis/status/1778469134117830665?s=46&t=5FmsKhZ5Qvt3TGO1xTgegg

LMEHKSHDKSHJSJDKSHDJSBSH

[letsplayeternity]

Honest question, I've been rethinking the whole "Colin has done the same with Penelope Featherington" speech Anthony gave to Daphne and his mother in season 1 and the fact that when Colin talked to his brothers in 3x05 both Ben and Anthony were like "I didn't have a clue" and like... do we think Anthony spent the evening rethinking every single interaction he has ever witnessed between Colin and Pen and every single instance where he let things slide because "oh that's just eloise's friend?" and just banging his head against a wall as Kate laughs her ass off??

[katiefrog217]

[The One who Hung the Stars] . . .

[+ Bonus Simple Render]

[hikarry]

One more round for table 4, ma'am

[marchioness-of-shitposting]

The pure chaos and Bridgerton dumbassery of Anthony walking in on Eloise making out with Cressida is just comedic gold waiting to happen like,

Anthony: You will marry her!

Cressida: Yes, well unfortunately I cannot do so.

Anthony: Have you no shame, Miss Cowper? You have defiled my sister! She is ruined!

Cressida: And I would be happy to make right by her. However—

Anthony: No excuses! You will marry her or we will deul at dawn!

Benedict: Is it not ungentlemanly to deul a young lady?

Anthony: …yes well… you will marry her or… or Kate will deul you at dawn!

Kate: I’m not doing that.

Anthony: Babe, please.

Kate: You’re an imbecile.

Anthony: Fine. Colin will duel Miss Cowper.

Colin: Why must I be the ungentlemanly one?

Anthony: Because someone must!

Daphne: Someone must what?

Benedict: Deul Miss Cowper.

Daphne: Whyever would one of you need to deul Miss Cowper?

Anthony: Because I caught her in the act of defiling our sister!

Daphne: Right… well passion can sometimes get the best of us when we are in love. As long as Miss Cowper does the honourable thing and marries Eloise—

Anthony: She is refusing!

Francesca: Why would you refuse? You both seem so in love.

Cressida: I am not refusing! I am merely confused regarding how exactly I am supposed to—

Daphne: Worry not, brother. I will handle this. *cracking her knuckles* You will marry her or come the dawn our pistols meet and you will take your final breath in the presence of my gleeful victory.

Everyone: …

Benedict: Is anyone else suddenly very afraid of Daphne?

Hyacinth: Cressida and Eloise will make the most beautiful children.

Gregory: Do you think if I ask they’ll name one after me?

Meanwhile

John: Should we maybe… intervene?

Simon: Of course not. When it comes to the Bridgertons it is every man or woman for themselves.

Kate: She must learn to stand on her own. She’ll never survive this family otherwise.

Penelope: Survive this family? Do you actually believe they’ll make it to the wedding before realising two women are unable to wed?

Kate: No. But when love is involved the Bridgertons will find a way and love most certainly is. I called this six months ago.

Simon: Agreed. Though if they are to marry someone must first hunt down Eloise.

John: What are you talking about she's right… where the hell did she go?

Penelope: Oh she’s long gone. She snuck out as soon as Anthony brought up marriage.

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I'm gonna be honest at this point we deserve for them to make Buddie friends-to-fiancés like yeah we missed out on canon with the shooting and season five and who even knows what the fuck was going on in season six we're like three seasons behind now chop chop just skip it all and have Eddie desperately propose in the rain. I need it. It would cure me. More importantly it would be the most in-character way you could possibly get these codependent desperately abnormal idiots together.

[marscardigan]

you know this feeling when you remember a fanfic that made you feel things you didn’t even know you could feel but you are aware that you’ll never read it again bc its completely lost? Yeah, I have this feeling at least twice a day.

[alivedean]

[suspendingtime]

https://x.com/iris_bee_/status/1770471692248256603?s=46 He is matching with Kate 😭😭😭

Hellooo! They are indeed matching. 🥹

If you look at the top of the waistcoat, there's also some sort of gold patten going on (similar in tone to the jewellery, straps and other embellishments on the dress).

There's a flash of the bottom when they're dancing too.

THEY'RE SO MARRIED AND THEY'RE SO MATCHING!

[reality-detective]

This 👇 has low volume...

Our World has been captured by Satanic Forces that are so evil it’s beyond most people’s comprehension.

The details on Anthony Weiner’s Laptop of what Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin did to a small little girl are horrific.

The whole mission since Trump was elected was to save the children. 🤔

[rainbowcrowley]

good omens - random scenes 03/? – for @crowleyholmes ✨

[newtonsheffield]

🗣️🗣️🗣️ LET VISCOUNT NEWTON BACK IN HIS ROOM YOU SLUTS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

MUM! I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE! MUM! CALL OUT IF SATAN’S CONCUBINE IS HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE! ANTHONY I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I SEE YOU AGAIN YOUR SLIPPERS ARE GONE! JUST KISS THEM GOODBYE!