#Ask Anthony

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

[kaison07]

Fell and falling

[gays4neptune]

anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.

[reality-detective]

This 👇 has low volume...

Our World has been captured by Satanic Forces that are so evil it’s beyond most people’s comprehension.

The details on Anthony Weiner’s Laptop of what Hillary Clinton and Huma Abedin did to a small little girl are horrific.

The whole mission since Trump was elected was to save the children. 🤔

[sunfortune]

kanthony tweet

https://x.com/kaekaecurtis/status/1778469134117830665?s=46&t=5FmsKhZ5Qvt3TGO1xTgegg

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[letsplayeternity]

Honest question, I've been rethinking the whole "Colin has done the same with Penelope Featherington" speech Anthony gave to Daphne and his mother in season 1 and the fact that when Colin talked to his brothers in 3x05 both Ben and Anthony were like "I didn't have a clue" and like... do we think Anthony spent the evening rethinking every single interaction he has ever witnessed between Colin and Pen and every single instance where he let things slide because "oh that's just eloise's friend?" and just banging his head against a wall as Kate laughs her ass off??

[capsicle107]

sam + purple nike shirt

[katiefrog217]

[The One who Hung the Stars] . . .

[+ Bonus Simple Render]

[hikarry]

One more round for table 4, ma'am

[marchioness-of-shitposting]

The pure chaos and Bridgerton dumbassery of Anthony walking in on Eloise making out with Cressida is just comedic gold waiting to happen like,

Anthony: You will marry her!

Cressida: Yes, well unfortunately I cannot do so.

Anthony: Have you no shame, Miss Cowper? You have defiled my sister! She is ruined!

Cressida: And I would be happy to make right by her. However—

Anthony: No excuses! You will marry her or we will deul at dawn!

Benedict: Is it not ungentlemanly to deul a young lady?

Anthony: …yes well… you will marry her or… or Kate will deul you at dawn!

Kate: I’m not doing that.

Anthony: Babe, please.

Kate: You’re an imbecile.

Anthony: Fine. Colin will duel Miss Cowper.

Colin: Why must I be the ungentlemanly one?

Anthony: Because someone must!

Daphne: Someone must what?

Benedict: Deul Miss Cowper.

Daphne: Whyever would one of you need to deul Miss Cowper?

Anthony: Because I caught her in the act of defiling our sister!

Daphne: Right… well passion can sometimes get the best of us when we are in love. As long as Miss Cowper does the honourable thing and marries Eloise—

Anthony: She is refusing!

Francesca: Why would you refuse? You both seem so in love.

Cressida: I am not refusing! I am merely confused regarding how exactly I am supposed to—

Daphne: Worry not, brother. I will handle this. *cracking her knuckles* You will marry her or come the dawn our pistols meet and you will take your final breath in the presence of my gleeful victory.

Everyone: …

Benedict: Is anyone else suddenly very afraid of Daphne?

Hyacinth: Cressida and Eloise will make the most beautiful children.

Gregory: Do you think if I ask they’ll name one after me?

Meanwhile

John: Should we maybe… intervene?

Simon: Of course not. When it comes to the Bridgertons it is every man or woman for themselves.

Kate: She must learn to stand on her own. She’ll never survive this family otherwise.

Penelope: Survive this family? Do you actually believe they’ll make it to the wedding before realising two women are unable to wed?

Kate: No. But when love is involved the Bridgertons will find a way and love most certainly is. I called this six months ago.

Simon: Agreed. Though if they are to marry someone must first hunt down Eloise.

John: What are you talking about she's right… where the hell did she go?

Penelope: Oh she’s long gone. She snuck out as soon as Anthony brought up marriage.

[askthemillerhousehold]

Dear Anthony Miller...

I wish you burn in Hell. Not even Hell. Hell². Go to Hell².

Best Regards, I know you're not real, and I'm glad you're fake.

🎩: "...Anthony is not here... Nor is he a Miller..."

🎩: "But I'll be happy to forward your message for ya pal!"

🎩: "fuckyouyoufuckingpieceofshit"

[peachymaryobrien]

I officially state that i would let these people break my heart with their performances and then say thank you please do it again

[lookingfts]

Anthony has a beard. That is all.

Happy husband happy dad Anthony is going to kill me.

[newtonsheffield]

Ohhh, the Tharman & Anthony bonding (the father figure he needs...) oh the potential, Molly!!

Oh Tharman hates to admit it but he’s bloody fond of the kid actually. Anthony’s a nice boy. He’s clearly going through a lot right now but he’s always very polite, he brings Mary a gift every time he comes round “for her hospitality”. Even when he just sat on the living room floor next to Kate and they shared a bag of crisps and some tins of pop which he brought with him while they watched a few episodes of TV. It doesn’t take long for Tharman to realise that Mary’s of course right. Anthony looks a Kate like she’s the only thing keeping him alive.

He clearly wants to do what’s best for his family. Even though it’s draining him. Tharman can see that. Anthony’s a good guy. There’s plenty of worse guys that Kate could be dating. He hates to admit it but it’s actually really sweet when he comes home and finds Kate tucked into Anthony’s side on the sofa, both of them asleep.

There are limits to this though. There are fucking awkward moments. Like when Tharman sees Anthony in Sainsbury’s one afternoon.

“Headed round ours Anthony?”

For some reason the boy flushed. Right to the roots of his hair “Ah… yeah. Yeah. Kate and I are um… maybe going out.”

“Just pop your things on with mine.” Tharman shrugged, moving the divider aside.

“Oh.” Anthony shifted the purchases in his arms. “No thank you.”

“It’s fine, mate.”

Anthony seemed to take a deep breath as he laid out his purchases on the conveyer belt, “I actually… no. I’ll just pay. Thanks.”

“It’s fine!” Tharman chuckled, scooting the crisps closer.

“No! No!” Anthony fumbled desperately, his cheeks bright red as something fell to the floor.

Both of them stared at the box of condoms in horror for a second before Anthony stooped and picked them up.

“They’re not ah…”

“I can’t believe I’m about to say this but the next words out of your mouth better not be They’re not for Kate!”

Anthony closed his mouth staring at the ceiling. “I’d just like to pay for my condoms Mr Sharma.”

Tharman quietly put the divider back “Go ahead I suppose.” He stared straight ahead for a moment himself before he sighed. “Thank you for being safe and responsible.”

“You’re… welcome?”

“Let’s pretend this never happened.”

[reality-detective]

The Secret Service CONFIRMS BEYOND THE SHADOW OF A DOUBT,  Hillary Clinton is one of the greatest evil in the American political landscape. Hillary Clinton’s 675,000 atrocities via Weiner's laptop from hell. 🤔

[marscardigan]

you know this feeling when you remember a fanfic that made you feel things you didn’t even know you could feel but you are aware that you’ll never read it again bc its completely lost? Yeah, I have this feeling at least twice a day.