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eloise "puppy" bridgerton being so excited to tell cressida cowper a joke that she can barely contain herself

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I understand this scene is sad but her jawline goes so hard here, i don’t know how eloise resisted her offer to run away with her looking so lethal 🥵

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( She BETTER be happy soon, gay and happy with a big lesbian ring on her finger and a rainbow dress thank youu )

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The pure chaos and Bridgerton dumbassery of Anthony walking in on Eloise making out with Cressida is just comedic gold waiting to happen like,

Anthony: You will marry her!

Cressida: Yes, well unfortunately I cannot do so.

Anthony: Have you no shame, Miss Cowper? You have defiled my sister! She is ruined!

Cressida: And I would be happy to make right by her. However—

Anthony: No excuses! You will marry her or we will deul at dawn!

Benedict: Is it not ungentlemanly to deul a young lady?

Anthony: …yes well… you will marry her or… or Kate will deul you at dawn!

Kate: I’m not doing that.

Anthony: Babe, please.

Kate: You’re an imbecile.

Anthony: Fine. Colin will duel Miss Cowper.

Colin: Why must I be the ungentlemanly one?

Anthony: Because someone must!

Daphne: Someone must what?

Benedict: Deul Miss Cowper.

Daphne: Whyever would one of you need to deul Miss Cowper?

Anthony: Because I caught her in the act of defiling our sister!

Daphne: Right… well passion can sometimes get the best of us when we are in love. As long as Miss Cowper does the honourable thing and marries Eloise—

Anthony: She is refusing!

Francesca: Why would you refuse? You both seem so in love.

Cressida: I am not refusing! I am merely confused regarding how exactly I am supposed to—

Daphne: Worry not, brother. I will handle this. *cracking her knuckles* You will marry her or come the dawn our pistols meet and you will take your final breath in the presence of my gleeful victory.

Everyone: …

Benedict: Is anyone else suddenly very afraid of Daphne?

Hyacinth: Cressida and Eloise will make the most beautiful children.

Gregory: Do you think if I ask they’ll name one after me?

Meanwhile

John: Should we maybe… intervene?

Simon: Of course not. When it comes to the Bridgertons it is every man or woman for themselves.

Kate: She must learn to stand on her own. She’ll never survive this family otherwise.

Penelope: Survive this family? Do you actually believe they’ll make it to the wedding before realising two women are unable to wed?

Kate: No. But when love is involved the Bridgertons will find a way and love most certainly is. I called this six months ago.

Simon: Agreed. Though if they are to marry someone must first hunt down Eloise.

John: What are you talking about she's right… where the hell did she go?

Penelope: Oh she’s long gone. She snuck out as soon as Anthony brought up marriage.

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What really happened in that deleted scene ...

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Me to all the Cressida Cowper haters: HOW CAN YOU HATE THIS *very tall* SMOL BEAN

📷 bettyoxlademartin

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over on what used to be the bird app i am noticing that everyone seems to think creloise angst will be cressida being upset with eloise for their friend breakup but look me deep in my eyes without blinking and you tell me right now that cressida is capable of holding a grudge against eloise of any kind, because idk about you but that stage 5 clinger would last five second at most being mad at her, all eloise has to do is bat her big blue eyes and she’s putty

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concept modern au

eloise: 'I can fix that' [she cannot]

cressida *letting eloise routinely destroy her apartment*: I want her so bad it makes me stupid

bridgertons: massive betting ring with multiple brackets like who will crack first cressida, eloise, or cressida's home insurance agent

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Head empty, no thoughts. only Cressida Cowper

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and i have gone and done it. here's a creloise soulmates au spurred on by this tweet. :')

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this is how the scene went in my head i will not be taking notes

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Cressida: There is a thin line between being a genius and being an idiot

Cressida: Eloise uses that line like a fucking jump rope

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I'm still here 🥲

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#lady in red 💃🏼