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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#wen ning#jin ling#lan jingyi#lan sizhui#ouyang zizhen#nameless red disciple#Yes this is supposed to parallel the last boy patting tournament.#Drunkji 2.0 has arrived and he is *not* pleased with this turn of events.#I'm just so glad we have wen ning (baby boy) back. To bad he's about to lose his opportunity for pets#WWX has two hands!!! LWJ just wants Both.#and listen. Both of them are massive perpetrators for hating the fact that they want things.#Adult Wangxian is about having the maturity to communicate with your partner and know your own wants and needs#teenxian would never work out because they would self-identify as 'low maintence partners' and then fail to communicate anything.#Love and peace to the teenxian lovers but if they actually dated in that era it would last a *month* at best.#Drunkji makes me a little sad because we want him to be that honest *sober* but he will get there. He will get there....#Normally I would skip a day and not post if I was this late but I'm feeling whimsical#I had a blast with this one! Having fun with the layout was...well...fun!
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Prompt 275
Pokemon crossover? Indeed. Because there’s so many ghost pokemon, and many that are specifically stated to be dead children that I bet? They would absolutely adore the Dannies. In fact? They adore the entire Team Phantom.
Who are in fact on vacation, taking a summer to not have to deal with ghosts. Do they know what Fright Knight is doing back home? No, but they’re on vacation and don’t care. Look at these lil guys! Tucker, don’t steal the rotom- oh they’ve adopted you? Okay. Fair enough.
Now their world? Pokemon doesn’t exist. And by that I mean not even as a game or series or anything. So it is new and fun and like exploring the zone all over again!
They’re having fun, making friends with people and pokemon alike. Danny has discovered that pokepuffs don’t become violent if revived and many of his new friends love having snacks they can chase after. Dan absolutely delights in taking care of more than a couple of the evil organizations- and there might have been a cult form, no one asked.
They had to drag Tucker away from several bits of technology, quite literally drag him. And they had to carefully drag several pokemon away from Valerie because they adore her and her suit. Sam- erm, where did Sam and Ellie- oh there they are. Oh Ellie found a clone friend and Sam. Sam that’s a legendary.
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That’s so cool! But like, they do have to go back home- oh, oh they’re coming with. That’s a lot of pokemon. Oh well, it’s fine. They brought souvenirs for their friends and family and plenty of plants- like Sam would let them not do so.
So now they’re home and with… okay that’s way more friends than they thought, but it’s fine! Let’s go see- oh hey Frighty, erm, what do you mean heroes arrived?? We don’t have much of an issue anymore???
Fright, teacher of theirs, where are the heroes, did you toss them out- FRIGHT-
#Prompts#DCxDP#DPxDC#DP x Marvel#DPxDCxPokemon#Pokemon Crossover#Why yes they did bring Jack a Bewear Magnemite & Appletun#Val brought her dad a tiny Aron friend#Yes Ellie has a Mewtwo#Yes Jordan has a Silvally#Yes they got Vlad a Purugly Meowth Purrloin & Crobat#They have So Many Pokemon#Yes they also got Frighty a friend for Nightmare#Yes they bullied FK into teaching all of them how to use different types of swords#I bet some blob ghosts would start mimicking the simpler pokemon too#Everyone is just kind of shrugging when it comes to the heroes’ presence lol#Yes this is good parents & everyone in Amity knows#Also yes all of Team Phantom are Halfas#Space Core Danny#Storm Core Tucker#Life Core Sam#Metal Core Val#Moon Core Ellie#Sun Core Dan#Vlad is working on his recovery good-person arc#The heroes arrived too late as in Everything is mostly taken care of now lol#Why yes Amity WAS under a heavy info block#Like an experiment going on but everyone here is?? Doesn’t care????
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au in which Mav wakes up from one of that type of sleeping where you don't remember having nightmares, everything's pretty foggy in your head, and you lost a sock between the sheets. For a moment all he can do is panic because he lost a sock and the side of the bed is cold and he can't remember the last time he saw Ice if not in an hospital bed and what if he's dead. Oh god, what if he lost his husband in the same way he lost his sock and in the same way he lost Goose. What if he was that careless and- Mav feels like crying because he lost his sock and his husband and he can't do it? nonono, he refuses to-
There is a warm hand on the back of his neck for a second before two strong arms hug.
"Did you lose your left sock again, babe?" A voice just as warm as the arms asks.
"Yes," he whispers, feeling the tears streaming down his cheeks. "And I think I lost my husband too."
The voice behind him chuckles a little "No sweetheart, you just lost your sock. And if you lay down, I'll show you you haven't lost your sock or your husband, I swear."
Mav can't do much more, but he nods to the kind stranger before laying on the bed, his nose half mushed on his husband's pillow. What happens in the next few minutes is a hand around his calf and his foot finally feeling less chilly and somebody lying down in front of him.
"Hi," the stranger that's now not a stranger but his husband, because his husband is there and Mav feels like crying all over again, kisses his forehead and his nose. "See? I found your sock and your husband. Everything is where it was supposed to." Mav doesn't feel like saying much if not finding his way against Ice's chest, trying not to leave a single inch of space between them, already feeling more asleep than awake.
"Thank you, you saved me," he murmurs, kissing his neck before closing his eyes once again. The last thing he feels is a second kissing on his forehead and Ice hugging him a little tighter against his chest. Mav can't help but sigh and let sleep reclaim him once more.
#icemav#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#this morning i woke up not knowing what day it was thinking i was late for work and workout a sock#it took me five minutes to get everything in order and stop the raisin' panic#luckily for mav ice arrived and saved him and the sock#soft#domestic#cuddling and snuggling#the search for the lost sock
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Skuld in quantum design :)
#kingdom hearts#kh#khux#khux Skuld#kh skuld#kingdom hearts Skuld#skuld kh#Skuld kingdom hearts#got distracted from typing the tags by going to watch cutscenes with Skuld my friend Skuld in them#I love her#design notes: she got the scarf because it reminded her of Ephemer AND Braig#you can’t see it but under it she has a star necklace that reminded her of Player#this is based on the subject x Skuld theory! hence the scar. she got it either from just player or got one of the lines from fighting#darkness and the other from player idk#her coat was given to her by Braig/Luxu when he broke her out of radiant garden! it’s slightly too small for her now#she’s tall!!! to me. over 6ft. not quite Lea but still tall#her earrings are the only things that survived from her original outfit. everything else is new#she doesn’t have gloves because I forgo. then I was really happy with how I shaded the hand so I’m not putting gloves on her now.#but she probably does have them#she’s been living in Quantum for a while and is sorta tied up in some illegal shit but nothing really bad.#her and Strelitzia are friends!!! they met at a coffee shop when it was raining and Shuld was the only one with an umbrella#they didn’t realise they were both from daybreak until Skuld saw a painting Strez did and broke down crying.#her memory is still kinda fucked. when she first arrived in Quantum she didn’t remember her name yet and went by X.#she started collecting things that reminded her of the friends she couldn’t quite remember. she’s got a shoe box or two of trinkets#she also will get something if it reminds her of Lea/Isa because even if being in RG was hell she still misses them.#also Vanitas is there. he’s her terrible little brother who bites people. she loves him. he is the only reason she knows her own name#she found him and her heart recognised him as Ventus her brother Ventus. she knows he’s not all of Ventus now but it’s too late#he’s her little brother now. she’s trying to rehabilitate him like taming a feral kitten. he’s switching between ‘I want to be loved’ and#‘I’m evil fuck you’. she introduces as ‘this is my evil brother he is terrible and rude but we’re working on it and I love him.’#she would get along great with Sora I think.
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Heyooo! I spent the last year creating an incredibly self indulgent Ronadora Pinup calendar!
❤💜Pre0rder here!! ❤💜
I'm putting them up for preorder from today (12/06/23) to 12/16/23! Orders are to United States only, for now. This is my first time selling, so plz be kind ;w;
(And shoutout to @biscuitgeekery for the awesome product photos!)
#the vampire dies in no time#kyuuketsuki sugu shinu#kyuushi#ronadora#draluc#ronaldo tvdint#ronaldo kyuushi#tinydraws#anyways this is my calendar project that i was being vague about#Just a quick word: these absolutely will not be arriving in time for christmas#it may arrive in time for january 1 but i wouldn't hold my breath#'tiny why didn't you post this sooner?' i'm Not Smart and i started this project on a whim#i dwelled on the concept for like 3 whole months#and then started working on it january 2023 and basically did a month each month and then realized too late that post production is a thing#again this was a very self indulgent project#it was made for me#and then maybe the whole 2 people who would be even remotely interested in this f;oaiwnfewao
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[ID: a digital drawing of Sudo Kirihiko and Fuuto-kun from W in a chibi style walking on a white background. Kirihiko is leading, holding Fuuto-kun's hand and smiling, and they are both looking at each other. three small hearts float around them and red text above says "[heart] Fuuto-kun!" the colours are pastel with blue lines. /END ID]
#1am art post yayy#coming back late to this one to add the directors commentary#but once again its kirihiko art for kayden :] bc he linked me a listing for a fuuto-kun keychain that i have now#and after it arrived i had a burst of energy to draw more despite being like. bone tired from zine work. kayden if you see this ily btw<33#w#❣️#🤍#✉️#🖍
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didn't post my Samhuinn pics from Thursday but we all became Creatures and went to the Samhuinn fire festival in the park. The fire dancing was fun, the festival was disorganised, and me and Sam and our beloved friends were horrible creatures who sat on a blanket in the dark in our horns and drank wine and had a lovely not particularly pagan or wild time.
here's me and Tim doing our best horrible goblin poses
#red said#Tim arrived at our house dressed normally saw that Sam and i were both behorned and went IS IT TOO LATE TO RUN HOME AND GET MY HORNS#Eve came straight from work so is just Eve#we spent about 20 minutes repeating every beat of the character Tim played in TMA collectively trying to remember his name#then halfway through another conversation Tim yelled JORDAN!
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i joined an advent calendar knit along (ravelry pattern page) and it's really making life more bearable right now
#honestly i'm working to much lately and i'm always tired#i can't wait for some time off at christmas#having a few rows to knit in the evening when i arrive home is just making everything better#and i usually don't make toes up socks (i think i made a pair just once?) so it's really interesting#knitting#knitblr
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*hands you keykid drawing i finally finished after a month*
#kingdom hearts#khux#kh#oc: dalia#if i wanted to really sell this as kh fanart i should’ve drawn her keyblade. but i lazy’d out again unfortunately#just trust me when i say it’s my keykid and not an entirely original character lol#this is dalia she’s very sweet and gentle (<- doesn’t know about the Horrors this mobile game is about to put her through)#she can be a bit forgetful and tends to be late#she doesn’t get mad at ephemer for standing her up bc she arrived to the fountain late lol#and assumed he had been there but left bc she wasn’t#even after she finds out that’s not the case she’s very understanding (but still a bit sad)#my art#mine: kh#this was almost purple. then i had to stop myself and say you have used purple TWICE in your last three drawings#i like Purple#i kinda rushed this i confess i was like eh i’ve got bigger things to work on#just needed to finally cross something off the list
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Waiting for a friend...
#punch out#punch out!!#punch out wii#punch out glass joe#art#he'll be arriving soon. just runnin a lil late#warm up drawin i did! needed one before working more on CHP art.....
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Jitterbug
#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it#and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago#bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall#im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot#i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T#because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks#at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better#its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh#in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats#mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year#i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping#my art#myart#doodles#personal#diary
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I had the most god-awful day today but I’m home in my new pjs & ready to devour my sour gummy cherries & read my second spooky season tbr book & maybe I won’t walk into the ocean after all
#well it was a shit day until 3pm then I met an old uni friend for coffee#my train was over an hour late & I just barely made it to work on time#but barely made it to work means you’re already too late bc there are like a thousand things you have to do#& if it’s a stressful day (like today) you barely get any time to do the things you’re supposed to do unless you do them in the morning#& it was SO hectic I didn’t eat until 3pm#also arrived at work looking like a wet rat bc it’s so windy my umbrella was fucking useless#also I don’t live near the ocean so that’s not even an option#nana news 🗞️
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Official trailer let's goooooo can't wait for you guys to see this show! May 24th on Netflix, we'll see you there!
#my work#Jurassic World Chaos Theory#Jurassic World#Chaos Theory#jwct#video#Arrives an hour and a half late with coffee
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skin | surprise | "You want me and you know it." • 794 words • Smurch fill list
tags: human AU, coffeeshop AU, storage room blowjobs, right in front of the scones, the pining is mutual they're just idiots
“A crop top, Hob? Really?”
“It’s called fashion, sweetie. Look it up.”
Morpheus dumped a bag of beans into the industrial grinder and hit the button, wincing at the noise. He hated opening. He was emphatically not a morning person.
His coworker Hob, on the other hand, was both a morning person and a seemingly incurable optimist. He loved his job, loved their customers, loved trying new things. Including, apparently, very fashion-forward clothing choices for six o’clock in the morning on a cloudy Tuesday.
Morpheus did not like customers, or small talk, or new things, or much of anything about his job aside from dialing in the espresso machine and baking scones. Coffee and baking were predictable. Reliable. There were rules, and if you followed the rules, good things resulted. He appreciated that.
And he appreciated Hob. He appreciated his coworker quite a lot, in fact; perhaps more than was reasonable for a professional setting. He especially appreciated the extra skin on display as Hob stood on tiptoe, his colorful cropped T-shirt riding up as he stretched high to write the special of the day on the chalkboard.
“I am merely pointing out,” Morpheus said, shutting off the grinder, “that it may not be the most appropriate choice for work.”
“Uh huh. And I am merely pointing out,” said Hob over his shoulder, “that you want me and you know it.”
“I think you – what?” Morpheus’s mouth snapped shut as Hob’s actual words registered.
“You want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.”
He turned to face Morpheus and leaned against the counter. The space they were inhabiting, between the espresso machine and the cash register, suddenly felt very small.
Morpheus opened his mouth to protest. Nothing came out. He closed it again.
“And… if I said…” he licked his lips nervously and Hob’s eyes darted down to catch the movement. “If I said you… weren’t wrong?”
Hob pushed himself off the counter and took a step toward him.
“Then I’d probably say…” His voice was low and teasing and sent a thrill down Morpheus’s back. “I’d say there’s a big, mostly empty storage room downstairs. And I’d say that the front door is still locked and we don’t actually open for another twenty five minutes.” He took another step, until they were standing practically toe to toe. “And then I’d ask if I could kiss you.”
Morpheus answered by leaning forward, grabbing a handful of the shirt that had apparently started all this, and pressing his mouth to Hob’s. The kiss was fierce and messy and weeks of longing and not-so-thoroughly tamped-down arousal bubbled under his skin like hot coffee.
Five minutes later they were in the downstairs storage room, and Morpheus’s cock was so deep down Hob’s throat that he thought he might die.
“Why – didn’t you say something – sooner?” he gasped, then immediately regretted the question when Hob pulled off him to answer. His eyes were a little glassy and a thin strand of drool connected his bottom lip to the tip of Morpheus’s prick, which a distant semi-functional part of Morpheus’s brain filed away as the hottest thing he’d ever seen.
“Why didn’t you?” asked Hob hoarsely. “I know you’ve been staring at my arse since Easter at least. I thought I was being pretty damn flirty.”
“I…” Morpheus didn’t know what to say. I’m shy and awkward and everything makes me uncomfortable while you seem to swim through life with the grace of an otter was probably too much. I didn’t think you were flirting with me because you kind of flirt with everybody, likewise. How am I supposed to have a conversation or open the shop in eighteen minutes when all I can think about is the sight of your lips around my cock and all I want to do is come in your mouth and drag you down with me and smell of you for days was a serious contender. “I don’t know.”
His hips twitched forward of their own accord and Hob smiled with those glossy, spit-wet lips.
“Well,” he said, and leaned back in, dragging a deliberate tongue slowly along the hard, needy length of Morpheus’s prick, a wide swipe from root to tip that drew a surprised and whimpering fuck from his mouth. “Why don’t you think about that for a minute while I’m down here?”
Then he sucked him all the way back down and Morpheus couldn’t think about anything for quite a long while.
There was an angry comment on the shop’s Facebook page later that day, all about how they’d been half an hour late to open that morning, with no note left on the door or anything. But neither Morpheus nor Hob could bring themselves to care.
#*arrives a day late with starbucks and one last smurch fill*#don't fuck at work kids it's unhygienic and generally a bad idea#my writing#smurch#dreamling#I fell asleep on the couch last night without actually posting this and then was busy all day today but here ya go!!!#probably not gonna do smapril because I just have too much on my plate already#but I said that about smurch too and ended up with five ficlets and a dreamling bingo fill and two more wips#so who the fuck knows! I'm an unpredictable little scamp!
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maybe you should doodle however many or few starcon/helix/damned characters as you like (in human or alien form) in cute halloween costumes! imagine... ZEX dressed up as Ariel thelittlemermaid...
Day 26 - "I hadn't realized humans also had aquatic subcultures!" "Oh, well, uhm..."
#My art#Requestober#SCII#Damned#DAX#ZEX#The Captain#You can't tempt me like this I'm too weak to it agh#I am sorely convinced that with a Slightly longer time frame to work on this I would've gone with my first idea#It was way overly-ambitious for a less-than-24-hour time limit but hhghhh I /do/ want to draw everyone in cute costumes!!!#Super doesn't help that I very broke my sleep schedule and like as soon as this came in I fell asleep for three hours lol#And was still tired!!! That's just not fair says I#But I still managed >:3c Because I limited my scope haha but that's important too!! And it still turned out cute!!!#I mean how couldn't it - ZEX as The Little Mermaid is just-#I'm enamoured it's so perfect for him..........what an excellent idea...........definitely not going to be thinking about this for A While#Funnily enough my immediate thought was actually angst haha - the mermaid has to give up her voice! What would ZEX give up?#That he hasn't already anyhow - and then thoughts of reviving Zelnick but selfishly I just hhghgh I love himm I love themmmm#For now the cutes tho!!!!#It tickles me so bad that a significant portion of Damned takes place in October hehe <3 ZEX arrived in November but still!#And then the Halloween event to get their canon outfits back fjdskalfjd ahhh!!!#I'm many many years too late lol but there's something very lovely about the theme continuing ahh <3 <3#Oh yeah and there's also two others in costume here lol - the Captain's was easy haha <3 Dashing prince! He suits it ♪#For DAX lol at first I considered Triton? But he's not quite That bad about ZEX's human infatuation#Not that he's as admissive or manipulative as Ursula either - at some point it might've just become ''I want to see him in it'' lol#He's so happy about it haha <3#Can you tell I had fun with ZEX's costume lol - sparklies!!! Had fun with the glitter on his shoes :D#I Will find a place to use my scale brush anywhere and everywhere and that's a threat#I wonder what ZEX would think of human animation haha - I only remember there being one movie night at the Institute!#Surely Disney would get the greenlight to be played in the Sun Room! ZEX having a transcendent ''seen'' experience aw <3
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still buzzing that she’s actually here
#came home late last night from the show jumping barn I work at 3 days a week (also living there)#so she literally arrived and I left the next day#but I got to hang out with her today and tomorrow I’m planning on bringing her in for fuss#GAH#I can’t believe she’s here#mine#tara
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