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liking a problematic ship isn’t the issue, liking fanart of a prop ship isn’t the issue. The issue is that they failed at writing one. Angel just straight up hates Val, but we’re being led to believe he loved him at some point and from how Val is and acts it’s like “how?” Val is a nothing burger he’s not charming, he’s not manipulative, he’s not smart, or funny and im sorry to the VA but the performance is really bad. Val is just another stupid villain “a Karen of the group” except they made him into a rapist that the creator doesn’t want to acknowledge and dodges so hard. Not even vox likes dealing with him but again we’re lead to believe theres some type of affection between them aside from just being fuck buddies for fan girls to slobber over. You had your chance at writing toxic yaoi but you shot yourself in the foot by speed running your show to get the big unearned moments and dwelling on SA and trying to get a pop hit single on Spotify instead of writing about abusive relationships.
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#anon speaks facts#anon ask#vivziepop critical#vivziepop criticism#hazbin hotel critical#hazbin hotel criticism#hazbin hotel#hazbin fandom critical#hazbin critical#hazbin hotel fandom critical#viv get a grip
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Ok so. I feel like this has been said before, but I still want to speak on it. Personally, I think people are way too quick to jump on subkit shippers. I have a lot to say about this, so this will be a bit long.
This mostly comes from my experience of seeing how the community acts towards them, but I've started to feel really bad for the people who like subkit. They're already hated on by most of the fandom and disliked by the devs themselves, I feel like they have enough on their plate already. Yes, the pairing WOULD canonically be toxic so of course, most people would not like it. That's fine, even I don't personally enjoy it.
Though from what I see, the subkit shippers ARE aware of that fact and most of the time they aren't even trying to push that their ship is "canon" unless it's as a joke. I feel like most of them are self-aware their ship would not happen in canon, and are also self-aware that the subkit content they make and like are OOC (Out of Character). They're aware of the mischaracterisation, they just want to have fun with the ship and share it with other subkit likers. (Heck, this applies to any other ships because the characters HAVE to be mischaracterised to even make it a ship) Bonus points if they're the type to make it an AU or portray the pairing in an interesting way to dance around the mischaracterisation. Regardless, it's always still there but they're all in their own bubble of subkit shippers either way.
Of course, it's an actual problem when a subkit shipper IS genuinely insisting that subkit is canon, harassing others and pushing the ship onto people who don't like it, like by simply not tagging their subkit related content, for example. But for the most part I see them just minding their own business. Yet people are fully ready to dog on them either way. I just think it's a bit unfair, especially when comparing the treatment with other popular pairings too.
In fact, they don't seem to worry that people don't like their ship, they're more worried about getting even more harassment for liking subkit. Like I said, they were already hated. Back when Soda made that Bluesky post stating her feelings on subkit, I didn't see the subkit shippers hating Soda for not liking subkit. They understood that. Instead, they posted about how they were worried about how Soda worded her posts at first, that people will start saying subkit is a straight up proship and get harassed even more. Thankfully, Soda has clarified more on it and it has been settled. It still just really bothers me to see how scared the subkit shippers were that they might have gotten harassed like, ten times worse. I'm pretty sure Soda doesn't condone any of them getting attacked either, despite her own feelings on the ship.
I see some people saying that subkit shippers are being "overdramatic" whenever they speak up about how they really don't want any more added incentive to be harassed, and honestly I think that's just sad for them to be labeled as that when they just don't want to get dogged on more than they already do for having fun.
Again, this is an entire different case if a subkit shipper is actually being problematic, as I know there are out there. This whole spiel doesn't apply to them. For the subkit shippers who are really just minding their own business and having fun, I think we should give them a break. They have the community and devs against them, it just feels kicking a dog while it's already down. You're always allowed to hate the ship, just don't go out of your way to actively harass the shippers. You can say this applies to other ships, I'm just talking about subkit specifically because it has the most hate and controversy around it. Generally just don't harass anyone over ships, period. You can always just ignore, block, mute, hide it or whatever. Anyway, these are just my thoughts and observations. Make of this what you will. Hope you all have a good day.
(Note that what I'm saying is based off what I see from twitter mostly, I know there's probably more annoying subkit fans on other platforms like tiktok but again, none of this applies to these types of subkit shippers.)
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#Anon speaks facts#phighting!#phighting roblox#roblox phighting#phighting hot takes#phighting#hot take#ship discussion
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in my opinion people who keep comparing honkai, genshin and star rail to each other are one of the most annoying parts of the community
all three of those games come from the same company, what point are you proving?
it wasn't funny when honkai players were shitting on genshin players back when the game first launched and it's not funny now when both player bases use star rail to shit on one another
anon i would kiss if i could, u pratically spoke my mind i swear i think all hoyoverse players just love to shit on each other for no reason. in the end, let people like what they like.
#anon speaks facts#anon i love u :3#honkai star rail#honkai impact#hi3#honkai impact 3rd#genshin impact#hoyoverse#hoyoverse players try not to hate challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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The Hawaiian language doesn't attach gender to pronouns, but it does have a complex set of relational pronouns, so you can use a particular pronoun to note for example "all of us (except for that guy)"
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#aw don't exclude that guy what did he do?#this is fascinating it's almost three in the morning and I'm staring at a wall and marveling how languages work#answered#anonymous#I don't know if you're just sharing a cool fact or if you speak Hawaiian yourself anon#but either way it launched me back into another Hawaii-related rabbit hole that I really can't afford right now#I've been having this slow burn interest in Hawaiian history/nature/indigenous culture since I was a kid#and I don't mean to sound silly but I just love the way the language sounds it's so melodic and dense and instantly recognizable#zapped with free serotonin whenever it gets mentioned anywhere
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What do you mean by Shen Jiu being female-coded? /genq
Hello! To preface, in a lot of fandom spheres calling any cis gendered character "[gender]-coded" tends to be negative, usually to highlight poor writing or usage of harmful stereotypes, i.e., male-coded women being arrogant and demeaning to other women or female-coded men being sensitive and the butt of jokes among other men. However, there are instances where it is done and, rather than promote negative gender stereotypes it rather... Emphasises a masculine and feminine natures that resonate with people.
I am not always good with words, but there is [gender]-coded that is basically thinly veiled sexism and there is [gender]-coded that is simply nature. Think along the terms of pre Christian colonialism, where many cultures and religions have masculine energy and feminine energy defined outside of biological gender.
I see SJ as female coded because of how the fandom reacts/reacted to him. We don't got a lot of info on him, canon wise, at least not without heavy (and unreliable) bias. But there is a stark difference to how fandom treats him compared to the other men in the story.
And I don't mean in the sense of "he deserved what he got/he deserved so much better" discourse that surrounds him, but how fandom understands him.
Depending on where you fall, the degree of SJ's childhood trauma could range from demeaning slavery with a historically usual amount of abuse and demands to underage sexual abuse and torture. Regardless, the common thread is that men have control over his autonomy. Men (and nobility) dictate what he does, how he dresses, what he will receive, and how others percieve him. This is something SJ does not escape, even when he becomes a Peak Lord, although the degree has lessened by this time. He fails not just because of his actions, but due to the words and judgement of people who only see him on surface level and, thus, scrutinise his every action as "evidence" to their preconceived judgement.
And boy does fandom run with this!
And it makes sense because, a huge portion of danmei demographics are women... Women who understand all too well the dangers a negative statement can have on their livlihood.
This is why Shen Jiu is female coded, to me. Qui Jianluo, Wu Yanzi, Yue Qingyuan, Luo Binghe, even Shen Yuan, etc etc all, in some way, have taken his autonomy. QJL and WYZ did it with their abuse and power over him, YQY did it by undermining him and placating him (while allowing the bad rumours and his bad behaviours to persist), LBH through his revenge (literally crippled him), Shen Yuan quite literally takes over his body and has no regard for its treatment for most of the story.
In fandom, I think its telling that Qi Qingqi, Mu Qingfan, and Liu Qingge also feature as a prominent antaongist that contribute to Shen Jiu's abysmal reputation. Unfortunately, the three kinds of people women should feel protected by and safe with- other women, doctors, and those who uphold justice- are some of the main contributors to the problems they face. They aren't taken seriously, they're ostracised or put down, they're ignored or labeled as over emotional.
Its also telling that, for most fanfics/discussions/art/etc where Shen Jiu is "redeemed" or given a second chance, the main reason why he suceeds is because others listen to him. They let him have a voice and respect it. He is able to advocate for himself and not be torn down or turned away. And if he is, usually there's a man that stands by his side and acts as the "ally" or "bridge" that gets people taking him seriously.
Or, him being attached to a well-respected man is enough for people to change their opinions. Fandom can't help but reflect real life in their works.
So, with all that being said... I understand that there's going to be people who think this is a "bad take" because I rely so heavily on how the fandom portrays Shen Jiu, and that's fine. There will always be Bible-thumpers in every piece of media we consume, and they're here for good reason. But I consume stories for the feelings they evoke and the influence they have on others. People make connections, that's just what we do, and this is the connection I made.
#the hippo responds#this is my reminder that I gotta change my inbox messagw#i actually do not repond to all#my anxiety spike every time someone converses with me is evidence of that#this post is not open to debate#someone asked me for my opinion and i gave it#this is not me speaking on facts#i apologise this took several months to respond to#idek if anon remembers asking me this#svsss#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu is the best because he only has like 3 canon appearances#and still managed to score a high fandom following#it helps that most of his intrigue is based on what he could've been#aka original draft sqq
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*sends pompom huggies*
P: I'm sorry. I promised I wouldn't be like this. But... it's good to be emotional once in awhile isn't it? That's what Ragatha said! And.. to be confident! Like Jax said.. I'll try harder for them.. I have been trying... so hard.. but, I'll get through this... soon..
#tadc#tadc fanart#amazing digital circus#tadc pomni#the amazing digital circus#pomni#ask fbd#fun fact: Anon cannot speak. The anon that ive drawn is just the embodiment of every one of you#it doesnt do much beyond what you control it to do. once the post is done it jist- disappears#POMNI NEEDED THAT HUG 😭😭
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can we get a halloween blurb? i’d love to see season 1-2 bug take the kids trick or treating or something cute along the lines of thay!!
I SAVED THIS BABY FOR HALLOWEEN !!! absolutely yes i miss writing bug with all the boys </33
enjoy !
"jonathan will be here any minute."
"why do we have to wait for him? its his fault hes late." dustin grumbles, tossing his pillow sack over his shoulder. the bag hits softly against the padding of his hulk costume.
you fix one of his skewed shoulder pads. "hes our ride, buddy. be nice."
"some candy would be nice."
ignoring your brother, you adjust your own costume. this year you let the party choose what you dressed as, and honestly you shouldve known better. the witch hat they shoved on your head is heavier than you ever thought possible and the fake, pointy nose they snickered at smells like feet.
jonathan, however, absolutely loves your costume.
"nice nose, bug." he snorts, flicking the fake tip with his finger. it wiggles in a gross, comedic way that agitates you further.
"i'll kill you."
will pokes his head to the front. "i think you look nice, y/n."
"and this is why you're my favorite, little bee."
will beams at you, looking painfully adorable in his quicksilver costume. the frayed edges of his suit tells you that joyce made it.
when mike sees you, he almost chokes on his candy. it takes lucas and jonathan aggressively swatting his back to dislodge the wafer. mike sputters on the ground, panting heavily. its truly a sight to see: lucas, dressed as blade, attacking mike, dressed as captain america.
"almost died." mike breathes out, pointing a lazy finger at your nose. "but that was so worth it."
you glare at the kid, kicking his padded stomach. he screeches and rolls on the ground to avoid your foot while dustin, lucas, and will all laugh.
jonathan stands to the side with them, watching you fondly. he hadnt worn a costume tonight. instead, he brought a backpack full of your old clothes and an extra jacket for you tonight. when you told him what the boys had wanted you to wear, he knew youd last only half the night. as much as you love to please the party, theres only so much you can last wearing an old, smelly plastic nose.
and jonathan is right. after the first few blocks around mikes neighborhood, he notices you ducking your head down as you pass strangers. a little girl screams when she sees you at one point.
"im sorry!" you shout to her mom, wincing. the woman glares at you and tugs her child away angrily. you turn and sigh, leaning against jonathan. "theres no way my costume is that scary."
jonathan rubs your side. "the nose is a bit... rough."
"im gonna kill mike."
"we both know it was dustins idea."
"hey, slowpokes!" mike shouts at you and jonathan. "hurry up, the rich are running out of the big candy bars!"
you tilt your head. "did he just say 'the rich'?"
jonathan kisses your head. "yeah. ive taught him well."
"he knows that hes the rich, right?" the wheelers practically live in a mansion, as far as youre concerned.
"not yet," tugging your hand, jonathan hurries your footsteps so as to not get yelled at by mike again. "hes in for a rude awakening when he realizes, though."
at some point in the night, sometime after dustin skins his knee running after a frog and you ditched the witch costume for the clothes jonathan brought you, the late october chill sets in.
will shivers slightly as he walks, his costume too thin to protect against the weather. dustin and the others are up ahead, eager to get to the last few houses before curfew. jonathan is with them. its his turn to knock on the door, anyways.
"you cold?" you ask will, not even bothering to wait for his response before taking your own jacket off. "here."
"no, im okay-" he tries to shrug it off, but you quickly zip the jacket, locking his small body inside.
"nope. cant have you getting sick. your mom would kill me."
will snorts. "my mom would never kill you. she loves you more than she loves me and jonathan."
you giggle, shoving him gently. "and i intend to keep it that way."
"y/n!" lucas calls over, waving a bag of cookies in the air. "this house gave us cookies. they suck. do you want 'em?"
"im good," you decline, shaking your head. "but dont be rude, im sure they were baked with love."
"more like baked with acid." dustin gags, spitting his out. he starts to wipe his tongue with the back of his hand and youre too tired to berate him.
will takes a bite and immediately spits his out as well. lucas and mike argue over who gets to chug water first to rid the taste in their mouths.
theyre a mess. a giant, chaotic, forceful mess.
but you catch jonathans eyes and find that hes staring at them fondly too. linking your arm through his, you rest your head against his shoulder. "what are we going to do with them, bee?"
jonathan laughs. "i have no idea."
#ask#anon#m speaks#come home blurb#m's writing#set before season 1 !#lets ignore the fact that this is their last happy moment together before will gets taken#because it makes me sad to think about
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TOJI FUSHIGURO I CANT WAIT TO HAVE YOUR FEET FACING MY CEILING
WIT YOUR TONGUE DEEP IN ME ASS WHILE U KISS ALL ON MY KITTY
PUT YO DICK DEEP IN MY BACK AND HAVE ME CVM ALL ON THAT MISSLE PUT MY HANDS BEHIND MY BACK AND SMACK MY ASS UR IN MY KIDNEYS
Sorry yall im ovulating 🙁 i get kevin gates now toji would not be safe in a room w me
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BYEEEE NOT THE HOMIE KEVIN 🧍🏽♀️ i’d say real but digital footprint exists 🧚🏽♀️🧚🏽♀️🧚🏽♀️🧚🏽♀️
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What do you wear to shul/think is appropriate based on what your community typically wears? Whenever I look this question up, the results are vague. Currently freaking out about what to wear to shabbat services 😭
So my community is nominally conservative, though it's sort of a traditional egalitarian shul. We don't really enforce any gendered mitzvot, and in fact, it's not unheard of for some of the women to do things like wear a kippah (it's a little uncommon because it is based on if they choose to).
While there are no expectations for gendered dress, it's still a convention many people at my shul follow. If you're someone who likes feminine dress, you could wear a long skirt with a longer-sleeved shirt, for example, or a dress. That's a very classic, jewish feminine way that the women in my shul often dress. Jeans aren't uncommon whatsoever, to be clear, but in many ways, it's a safe bet if you lean femininely. The men in my shul most often wear jeans and some sort of nice, nondescript shirt, however. It's acceptable to wear jeans, though if you have slacks, that certainly doesn't hurt. Polos are something I often wear, but honestly, I have also just worn plain tshirts whenever I'm running late.
Honestly, so long as your dress is modest, you most likely will fly under the radar. Traditional conventions of modesty include things like covering the knees, elbows, and the collarbone. More traditional shuls might prefer you to cover your head with a kippah if you're masculine, and if that's the case, I can say I've never been to a shul without a small basket of kippot for you to borrow.
#ask#jumblr#convert FAQs#personal thoughts tag#follow-up questions are more than welcome. i really hope this helps you in some way#i can't speak to more traditional shuls than mine but 'less' traditional ones than mine may follow suit#in fact in the reform shul i have been to jeans and tshirts are acceptable almost regardless of when it is or who's wearing it#i'm putting this in the FAQ tag just because i think it can be helpful for many converts - i'm not trying to assume anon is converting
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Slow Foals I’m sooo excited for tbh🤪🥰
MEEEEEE TOO BESTIE ME FUCKIN TOO. I AM. UNDULY EXCITED ABOUT IT JSDKLFJSKLDJ. still trucking along in the first chapter but i'm having a Lot of fun with it so far :-) here's a short snip:
He glanced in the rearview mirror. It wasn’t that River was small for his age, exactly, only that he tended to fold in on himself as an adult and the effect was much more jarring when he didn’t have to pretend he was two heads smaller than he was. Least when he was grown, Lamb could rest assured that it was only a game he played. Sometimes it had even been funny. It wasn’t all that fucking funny anymore. Beyond that, it was River, without a shadow of a doubt. Same tragic puppy dog eyes. Same eagerness to please, if the deferential manner with which he’d referred to Lamb back in Taverner’s office was any indication, although tempered now by a certain degree of what appeared to be genuine fear. Fear of what, Lamb couldn’t begin to guess at. Getting in trouble, probably, which really shouldn’t have been the kid’s main concern. Getting in trouble was a hobby for him. Lamb had already resigned himself to the fact. “And you don’t remember me, do you.” “No,” River said. His brow crinkled in what was apparently distress. “No, I—sorry, sir, I don’t.” “Crying shame,” said Lamb, turning back to the passenger window. It was a shame, if he was being honest. He didn’t know how to get under this River’s skin the way he did with the other one. It would take work to understand him now. “I’m a fucking delight.”
#ask#anon#sid speaks#lamb did not expect to have a teenager on his hands nor did he want one particularly#but he is gonna have SO MUCH DIFFICULTY denying the fact that he really really does care about river :')#especially now that river is tiny and scared and all alone#and he's also gonna have a hell of a time#dealing with the fact that river is genuinely /scared/ of him#fic: slow foal#slow horses
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First of all bestie take all the time you need
If the fic came out next week or next month or next year it wouldn't make it any less perfect so don't overwork or stress yourself your health is so much more important to us than the fick ( mentally and physically )
Second of all, I don't wanna spoil anyone who hasn't read your last post, but know I'm giggling like crazy while playing with my hair.
Also, do you do emojie anons here? 👉👈
First of all bestie tysm ily and i appreciate everyone being so patient with me y’all are <3 💖🩷💕💞💗🩷💕
and yes of course!! just let me know which emoji lovebug i think the only one taken is the teddy bear at the moment
OH also I remembered a few more Price (+ one Konig) fun facts I forgot to share:
⚠️THE TRIBUTES and THE GAMES SPOILERS BELOW⚠️
Price made the kids go to bed early the night before the games because he didn’t want to see or hear them. 😭 It’s too hard, because is it impossible not to be even the slightest bit charmed by his tributes.
Price was the one who was knocking on Plucky’s door the night she was upset over her training score :( He knew she was feeling some type of way. It’s also why he was trying to be delicate with her about the interview.
Reader’s ‘Price Voice’ in the arena was not far off in the least bit. Price is acting like he’s watching a sports team he bet the farm on - screaming at the screens, leaning forward in his chair, grunting mumbles to himself, hollering and highfiving when his kids find their fucking sense.
Also this wasn’t canon five seconds ago but it is now - Price absolutely got so excited by one of Plucky’s escapes that he gave Ruby a sloppy, excited kiss on the mouth. She stormed out of the room bright red, fists at her sides, and heels slamming against the floor.
Price not only matched them but made sure the outfits were “soft” for their interviews on purpose. It lends to reader being underestimated and it made Konig seem less intimidating so he could lay the lover boy angle on thick.
When Konig saw Reader in that blue dress - AYO. Bro was flabbergasted when he saw her backstage. And back in the suite he sat at that dining table and just watched her pace around the room with her pretty fluttering dress like a flower-goddess-of-wrath with fucking hearts in his eyes bro. So down bad.
#it makes me so excited that you guys are excited about the lore fr#*smooch*#Oh speaking of which to the anon who asks about Rubrice i am NEVER annoyed by y’all’s ask#And I fucking love Rubrice#Gonna write you another drabble when I gots the time#price#john price#captain john price#uhohask#uhohwriting#Rubrice#tgwcm#fun facts
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Can you tell me somme of your favourite facts about horses? 🥺👉👈
ABSOLUTELY
newborn foals have frayed looking hooves that aren’t solid so that when they’re born they don’t hurt their mothers coming out. They’re called fairy fingers.
most horses are omnivores and will eat rodents and birds if given the chance.
horses can’t throw up.
when bored, a lot of horses will do something called “cribbing” which is where they will suck on fence posts (or really anything) and it can actually inflate them with air and make them sick.
horses can see entirely around their bodies except directly in front of their faces or behind their tails. which is why you should never walk up behind a horse without telling them you’re there or they’ll kick you.
the average horse can run around 40mph (55km) but some breeds can run faster.
there are approximately 400 horse breeds.
#i love horses :)#ask#link-answers#anon#(he’s verbally speaking btw)#(you got him that excited)#age of calamity#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#(these facts are all true btw)
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whiplash giselle 💔💔💔mother of christ I need to DIE NOW
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💔💔💔💔💔that one outfit…. the pink hair + sidebang combo PLUSSSSS THE FUCKING OUTFIT ITSELFFFFF i shed a damn tear
dpmo. dfpmo…. THE HAIRSTYLEEE I LITERALLY SCREAMEDDJFEKJFJD
also hi 🎞️anon!
#sug speaks#anon asks#🎞️anon#WHO ELSE IS FUCKING WETTTT#fun fact i wasn’t a big fan of the pink hair at first#then she pulled up to the stage in this#CHANGED MY MIND REALLLL QUICKKKK#OUHHH my girllll
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That may seem random 😭 but I want to know what your favorite pro Darkling bloggers are.
That's a beautiful question actually. Because it also gives me an excuse to give kudos to some amazing pro Darkling bloggers out there.
I won't rank them of course and I have many but my most favorite are:
@stromuprisahat (I agree with everything she says about the Darkling. Also I absolutely love her posts where she throws dirt at the good guys. Like, yes girl remind me how they suck actually 😭)
@starlesszova (her love for the Darklina ship is immense. Also she gives light to the Darkling's dark side as well but that doesn't stop her from stanning him and standing by his side even more!)
@theweeklydiscourse (if you haven't read her metas, go read them now. She puts her thoughts into words so beautifully and the things she criticizes the Grishaverse and its author about are only facts)
@is-today-tomorrow-in-nz (same thing as @theweeklydiscourse. Her criticism about the good guys' bullshit and actions is so true and she understands the Darkling so well)
@greensaplinggrace (her page is only facts about the Grishaverse and the Darkling. She brushes off neither his bad actions nor his good ones)
@darklinaforever (the way she has exposed the fandom's and the antis' bullshit needs to be applauded)
All these pages support Aleksander and none of them ignore his bad side. But they just prefer to dig deeper not only inside his psychology but also the Grishaverse's problematic messages and the author's failed attempt to deliver a cohesive, satisfying and non-problematic story. They also acknowledge how toxic that fictional world and society is and how it had affected the characters' personality and actions.
Also, all of them have critical thinking. They don't eat whatever the author says with the spoon but on the contrary they judge based on their own opinion and common sense. Which is something very important.
#love all these blogs#i just wait every day patiently in the corner with a cup of hot tea for them to speak the facts ☕#i salute you#the darkling#aleksander morozova#pro darkling#pro aleksander morozova#darklina#anon asks#alarkling#pro darklina#alina starkov#grishaverse trilogy#shadow and bone#grishaverse
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Priest getou and nun reader or villager reader....(anything other than the word both isnt acceptable...😡😡😡 /j) -🪄
🪄 ANON I SEE YOU AND YOU RAISE A VALID POINT but please consider…… priest!geto and non-believer!reader.
imagine just waltzing into a church one day. almost as if on a whim. you don’t believe in god, you aren’t interested in praying, but you’re exploring this quiant little town, and the church looks pretty from afar, and you figure it could be a nice way to burn time.
you enter the building to find that a sermon is taking place. a priest is speaking to the few rows of people listening. the church is fairly small, but paintings and sculptures and the mellow glow of beautiful cathedral glass give it a sense of mystique that you’re drawn to. you take a seat and listen along, halfheartedly, not praying like the rest, not singing along to the hymns… you stick out like a sore thumb, but hey, it’s not as if anyone is paying attention.
except someone is, and it happens to be the priest that was holding the sermon just a second ago. the same one you spent most of your time oogling once the paintings started to bore you, because he’s so pretty for a priest. beautiful long black hair, amber eyes, sharp facial features, pretty hands and fingers — and the smoothest, silkiest voice you’ve heard in your life. like a sun-soaked bundle of lillies.
… also, his cassock is just a little too tight of a fit to tear your eyes away from.
you stick around a little longer once almost everyone has left, just scrolling on your phone and basking in the quiet, and that’s when he approaches you. he jokingly tells you that it’s always obvious when a non-believer enters a place of worship, but he’s not mad; he’s amused. you end up chatting a bit about your beliefs, he’s a lot more chill than you expected, and…. well. he’s just really, really charming.
so maybe you end up coming back the week after. maybe his smile is a bit like a spider’s web. maybe it becomes a kind of routine to speak to him after his sermons; you still don’t sing along to the hymns or spend any time on prayers, and he still finds it funny. maybe once in a while you end up liking a paragraph from the scripture he’s reciting, and he’s always more than happy to discuss it with you. but mostly you’re there for him. for your chats, for standing outside and badgering him about his beliefs while he smokes and listens with an amused grin.
rain hits the ground with a steady rhythm, earthy tobacco floods your veins, spiders by the ceiling weave a web of dew, and his presence is just a little more intoxicating than you’d deem appropriate.
suguru just… isn’t a very orthodox priest. he doesn’t care for the bible as more than a literary piece, he has his own view of god, his own thoughts on worship. he smokes. he may or may not occasionally manipulate church-goers into donating money so he can invest in another overpriced painting. you ask him if there are any bodies in the basement you should know about, and he answers that any self-respecting priest wouldn’t conduct their blood rituals in the basement of their own church. he knows how to pick locks. he tells you once, very quietly, that he doesn’t believe man was created in god’s image. there’s a look in his eyes that you don’t comment on.
he’s funny. charming. pleasantly suspicious. your conversations are enjoyable for the both of you, and eventually the edges of his cedar eyes begin to crinkle the slightest bit whenever you walk into his field of vision. sometimes he eyes your lips for a little too long, and a honeyed irony seeps into his grin when you call him out on it. he asks you if you’re tempting him on purpose, and you shrug. whatever exists between the two of you remains unspoken.
one day, he tells you that he believes it was god who sent you to him. you furrow your brows with a protest, a mutter reminding him of your beliefs, how you believe in free will — how you waltzed into his church out of your own volition. no one else’s.
he only smiles, and flicks the butt of his cigarette. you think he remains unconvinced.
#don’t know if i made it clear enough but he is in fact . a bit slimey#a little ill. a little too good at hiding it. plagued by thoughts that only calm down when he’s praying or speaking to you <3#(he’s really insane abt you btw i don’t think he knows how to love normally this goes for any sugu but ESPECIALLY priest!sugu)#but yeahhhhh priest!geto is very fleabag coded to me :3 he’s a chill priest <3 a cool priest <33#i’m imagining reader pointing out a homophobic passage from the bible and him just chuckling#(he isn’t homophobic just very gay and very used to hearing that particular passage)#literally all of this is taken straight out of the outlines for my priest!geto fic btw 🙏 one day i’ll write it all out… one day……#ty for giving me an excuse to talk abt him 🪄 anon…. pls pls feel free to elaborate on nun!reader 👀👀 bc i am Looking.#ask tag ✩#🪄 anon !! ✩#priest!sugu <33
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