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What do you mean by Shen Jiu being female-coded? /genq
Hello! To preface, in a lot of fandom spheres calling any cis gendered character "[gender]-coded" tends to be negative, usually to highlight poor writing or usage of harmful stereotypes, i.e., male-coded women being arrogant and demeaning to other women or female-coded men being sensitive and the butt of jokes among other men. However, there are instances where it is done and, rather than promote negative gender stereotypes it rather... Emphasises a masculine and feminine natures that resonate with people.
I am not always good with words, but there is [gender]-coded that is basically thinly veiled sexism and there is [gender]-coded that is simply nature. Think along the terms of pre Christian colonialism, where many cultures and religions have masculine energy and feminine energy defined outside of biological gender.
I see SJ as female coded because of how the fandom reacts/reacted to him. We don't got a lot of info on him, canon wise, at least not without heavy (and unreliable) bias. But there is a stark difference to how fandom treats him compared to the other men in the story.
And I don't mean in the sense of "he deserved what he got/he deserved so much better" discourse that surrounds him, but how fandom understands him.
Depending on where you fall, the degree of SJ's childhood trauma could range from demeaning slavery with a historically usual amount of abuse and demands to underage sexual abuse and torture. Regardless, the common thread is that men have control over his autonomy. Men (and nobility) dictate what he does, how he dresses, what he will receive, and how others percieve him. This is something SJ does not escape, even when he becomes a Peak Lord, although the degree has lessened by this time. He fails not just because of his actions, but due to the words and judgement of people who only see him on surface level and, thus, scrutinise his every action as "evidence" to their preconceived judgement.
And boy does fandom run with this!
And it makes sense because, a huge portion of danmei demographics are women... Women who understand all too well the dangers a negative statement can have on their livlihood.
This is why Shen Jiu is female coded, to me. Qui Jianluo, Wu Yanzi, Yue Qingyuan, Luo Binghe, even Shen Yuan, etc etc all, in some way, have taken his autonomy. QJL and WYZ did it with their abuse and power over him, YQY did it by undermining him and placating him (while allowing the bad rumours and his bad behaviours to persist), LBH through his revenge (literally crippled him), Shen Yuan quite literally takes over his body and has no regard for its treatment for most of the story.
In fandom, I think its telling that Qi Qingqi, Mu Qingfan, and Liu Qingge also feature as a prominent antaongist that contribute to Shen Jiu's abysmal reputation. Unfortunately, the three kinds of people women should feel protected by and safe with- other women, doctors, and those who uphold justice- are some of the main contributors to the problems they face. They aren't taken seriously, they're ostracised or put down, they're ignored or labeled as over emotional.
Its also telling that, for most fanfics/discussions/art/etc where Shen Jiu is "redeemed" or given a second chance, the main reason why he suceeds is because others listen to him. They let him have a voice and respect it. He is able to advocate for himself and not be torn down or turned away. And if he is, usually there's a man that stands by his side and acts as the "ally" or "bridge" that gets people taking him seriously.
Or, him being attached to a well-respected man is enough for people to change their opinions. Fandom can't help but reflect real life in their works.
So, with all that being said... I understand that there's going to be people who think this is a "bad take" because I rely so heavily on how the fandom portrays Shen Jiu, and that's fine. There will always be Bible-thumpers in every piece of media we consume, and they're here for good reason. But I consume stories for the feelings they evoke and the influence they have on others. People make connections, that's just what we do, and this is the connection I made.
#the hippo responds#this is my reminder that I gotta change my inbox messagw#i actually do not repond to all#my anxiety spike every time someone converses with me is evidence of that#this post is not open to debate#someone asked me for my opinion and i gave it#this is not me speaking on facts#i apologise this took several months to respond to#idek if anon remembers asking me this#svsss#shen jiu#original shen qingqiu#shen jiu is the best because he only has like 3 canon appearances#and still managed to score a high fandom following#it helps that most of his intrigue is based on what he could've been#aka original draft sqq
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My worries:
1. They introduce yet another currency that can only be farmed in specific areas
2. They introduce a new pvp/rank mode where these special equipment can be optained
2a. If it's "equipment", ie it needs to be made, then there'll probably be specific "materials" we need to grind
2b. This sounds a lot like a brand new, legitimate crafting system in the works
3. They might restrict these weapons to either a) legendaries and/or b) fully res'd espers
4. The equipment itself will probably have it's own levelling system (see worry 1 about new currency) which may lead to
5. New gameplay, which is always solid
6. But it's most definitely going to be another lofty grind for casual/new/f2p players which will cause even more gaming fatigue
7. More p2w packs
8. And, of course, the inevitable change to the meta where certain modes are impossible to meet without a specific esper, but now we're also adding esper-specific weapons to boot
apparently we're getting signature weapons down the line maybe?
and there are people that are against this and I'm not entirely sure why exactly?
maybe if I had more information I'd get it but right now I'm just puzzled
like we're just getting more equipment right? what are people afraid of
#dislyte#frankly I'm also down with waiting out to hear and see their plans#but playing gacha games#both old and newer ones#there's ALWAYS certain mechanics that get shilled into ganeplay sooner or later#and we do not have the crafting system that takes up so much of many other gacha games#the hippo responds
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Absolutely obsessed that you said house hippos as your favorite animal
literally the only acceptable answer 🦛🍁😎
iykyk ~ 🩶🩷
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🫵😡 monger
#i see metalder everywhere i go#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he fucking THREW that bunny#god the shit that they did to animals in these shows#still not over the HIPPO ENCLOSURE OR THE DOLPHIN EPISODE. CHANGEMAN. PLEASE RESPOND#aurora plasma animals
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Happy birthday 🎂 may good things come your way!
hey you!! ty so much <3
#im sorry for the late response. a relative's sweet sixteen was yesterday. it was cute but i was occupied most the day.#and i'm going for lunch so they will be even more delayed but i will respond to all bc i REALLY CANNOT put into words how fluffy they all#have me feeling#karolinarodrigueswrites#hippo birdhay to me~#grapecase answers
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Wanted to highlight to followers outside of the game/fandom the pure ridiculousness of some people

Why have people gotten this wrong??
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Moo Deng’s caretaker (the guy in the photo) responded to a vegan, pro-Peta American TikToker — who (falsely) accused Khao Kheow zoo, the Thai zoo Moo Deng’s from, of abusing Moo Deng and other animals (when the zoo’s actual known for having been saving animals, rehabilitating them and treating them with kindness) and said that Moo Deng should be in the wild (her species, pygmy hippo, is considered endangered and therefore she could not be in the wild) — by saying that he doesn’t speak English, therefore he doesn’t know what this person is yapping about, therefore he does not care. And I honestly think he’s a legend for that.
Moo Deng is loved and is well taken care of. Her caretaker loves her and has been taking care of her since her birth, way before she’s gotten famous.
Not everything is about America and not everything needs to be “saved” by American.
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Pearl stops and stares once she gets to the front of the line at the Hermitopia Permit Office. She’s here to renew her ID, since she’s required to have a valid driver’s license for her mail carrier job she’s only recently moved here. Normal stuff, really. If it weren’t for the secret of why she’d actually moved to town, she’d have probably taken the license photo, filled out the paperwork, and left.
She is not here for a mail carrier job, and she can see things no one else in line can.
“I know, I know, I have a very beautiful face,” says the demon at the counter in the flattest affect Pearl has heard in her life. “Look, lady, there’s a line and I want to be on break, so if you’re going to sexually harass me or something can you hurry up and speedrun through doing it?“
She also doesn’t know how to respond to that.
“What?” she says.
“I mean, you’re staring at me awfully closely,” the demon says. “What am I supposed to assume? Surely you know that’s rude.”
“I’m not into men,” Pearl instantly lies for absolutely no reason.
“Okay? I don’t need to know that for your driver’s license?” the demon says.
“Right. Um,” Pearl says. She’s a little reluctant to hand the plastic sandwich bag she’d put her proof of address in over to a demon. If she’d just been a mail carrier and couldn’t See, it would be one thing, but she simply hadn’t been expected to come across the consequences of Hermitopia’s rumored hellmouth so immediately.
Or so…
The demon sighs again with an impressive amount of passive-aggression.
Pearl slides the documents to him. She watches as the demon gives everything several once-overs. He’s neither seemed to have noticed that she’s a psychic or that she’s a hunter. If anything, he seems to be trying his level best to avoid doing anything other than playing with several small desk nicknacks he has. One appears to be a magic eight ball shaped like a robot. Another appears to be a miniature game of Hungry Hungry Hippos. Yet another appears to be some kind of controller for the painfully inoffensive music the permit office plays.
Frankly, they’re all almost as distracting as the eyes that cover every inch of the demon’s body that isn’t wearing the permit office uniform. The eyes glow, faint and unsettling. They move as though on a higher framerate than the universe, giving a strange, out-of-sync effect with the way the demon otherwise moves. They make Pearl’s heart pound.
Hermitopia Hellmouth. It’s real. It’s real.
The demon gives her paperwork back. “You’ll be mailed a new license at some point. Here’s the temp. Have a day or whatever.”
“Thanks, er…” She squints at his name tag. It’s in deliberately small font. “Grian?”
Grian waves her off. “If my boss gets mad I’ll tell him it’s your fault I’m not meeting KPIs. Go away.”
“Your boss must be tough,” Pearl says.
There is a long, eerie silence.
“Cub would have Stared back. I’m not paid to bother. Learn to shield better. Next.”
Pearl stands still for a beat too long before stepping out of line, clutching her temporary license in hand. The worst part is that she has to wait for the permanent one, and they’ll only mail it to the physical address she gave them. That’s the thing about government-issued IDs; they care where you physically are.
She breathes. The world’s been overwhelming since she’s learned to See, but her new organization has helped a lot. Now, she has an opportunity to help back, here in Hermitopia.
Pearl owes nothing less than her best, presuming the demons don’t come to the address they apparently have in the night, now that they know she’s here, and she knows they are. She shudders, deeply unsettled. She knows she will not sleep tonight.
(After all, for a moment—a single, horrifying, terrible moment—those hundreds of demonic eyes had seemed kind.)
#hermitcraft#pearlescentmoon#grian#a bee fic#I DONT KNOW MAN SOMETIMES I AM STRUCK BY AU CONCEPTS#maybe I’ll come back to this at some point#anyway: demonic dmv time.
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hm, what’s this i smell?…. Alastor x Southern Belle reader headcanons? Yep, i do smell that.
(And btw, don’t be pressured to make this- have a good day.)
OH MY GAAAWD
ok so I'm gonna write this and cherish it for the rest of my days.
anywayyyyyy I present to you hungry hungry hippos (I love that game)
Alastor x Southern Belle reader
• Alastor himself was from the south, and his momma had a Southern Creole accent (in my opinion)
• He loved the way Southern women pronounced words, and how they have substitutes for any profanity
• After you had arrived at the hotel, and Charlie had giddily taken you in, he started to seek you out and speak with you, only to hear that angelic accent
• It didn't help that you dressed to his standards; cute checkered pattern dresses with small heels and a pretty little updo
• He absolutely adored you, and when he finally noticed he was falling for you....well, he wasn't surprised
• He has you read to him just to hear your accent. Whether it's books, the local paper, recipes, anything
"Could you read that again, dear?" he calls over his shoulder, and you hum in response. "three cups of rice." you respond, the ever-present accent thick on the "I" in rice. His smile widens slightly, small flashbacks of his mother saying the same word playing in the back of his mind.
• You love his New Orleans accent, and luckily enough, you only hear it without the radio filter. You could listen to his voice all day, and little do you know that the feeling is mutual
• You always join him on his little walks, often humming or softly singing a Dolly Parton or Loretta Lynn song. On a rare occasion, you'd even sing Reba
• He'll never admit it, but he could listen to you sing all day. You have just enough of that beautiful southern drawl to make you sound heavenly, and he often finds himself wondering what put you down here with the damned
• Maybe you get into a relationship, maybe you don't
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin#alastor#alastor x reader#alastor x you#alastor the radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor x reader#hazbin hotel alastor x you#radio demon
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It’s wild how someone posted that Moo Deng post to reddit and someone responded with what basically amounted to:
“It’s fine because they only harass the baby hippo for a small amount of time during the day when they’re feeding them and the guy doing the chasing, poking and slapping has years of experience so it’s fine! :)”
That’s like if you ordered food delivery and instead of them leaving the food at your door, they barge into your house chasing you and smacking you while filming it on his phone before leaving. But it’s fine because they only did it a little bit, filming it for their social media and then leaving you alone!!! Oh yeah and the guy’s very experienced in food delivery, so he knows what he doing obviously!
I’m sorry but that’s the most pathetic excuse for shitty animal handling I’ve ever heard.
Anyway feel free to watch the videos and make up your own mind - I just don’t think any of this is reasonable. From the sheer volume of the crowds and the proximity of the public to the animals, to the keeper’s bullying and harassment of a hippo calf.
And even if it was play, which it isn’t. But let’s entertain the idea that it is… why are you teaching an animal that is going to grow up to be between 400-600lbs to bite and charge at you for fun?
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what's your tang xuan build? i cant get past the c. rate = 100% and c. dmg >= 280%
pls help 😭
Remember, at max level and ascension, Tang Xuan already has 150% cdmg and 10% crate before any relic bonuses, so you just need 130% more cdmg and 90% more crate. Maxing out a level 60 cdmg ring relic gives you +85% and a complete thunder set gives you +50% cdmg so there's your extra 130% (135% total) to get you to that 280%.
Then just choose substats that have high crate. Fiery set gives you +20% so, to get the last 70%, choose relics with at least 10-15% crate substats on ALL 6 relics. Ideally, two relics with 15% crate at least, so the last 40% can be fulfilled with four 10% crate relics.
If you don't have level 60 equipment, then you might have to focus more on getting 4 relics with 15%+ crate substats so the other two can have 10%+ cdmg substats to help you break that barrier.
Additionally, remember you can have both cdmg and crate substats so getting 10% substats of each on a single relic can give you more leeway in fulfilling the requirements, but aim for higher crate substats.
But yeah, I personally just borrowed relics from other espers that already had the high stats so I could get the achievement and then I switched back.
So my build currently doesn't match that requirement anymore.
Below the cut is my current Tang Xuan build

Because Astral + Avatara + Pursuit(res 2)!Tang Xuan is a BEAST that keeps on hitting. No lie, I've defeated entire teams because he kept triggering pursuit and astral back to back or his counter triggered pursuit.
Once you get res 2 on Tang Xuan, astral and tyranny + avatara are, like, the only acceptable relics to use on him, like dang.
#the hippo responds#dislyte#tang xuan dislyte#tang Xuan build#i hope this helps!#i almost fell for this trap thinking the stats were impossible until I remembered about espers base stats#and i did this for all the boys too#sort by crate and cdmg and just choose the highest stats then fix everything once you're past the achievement
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Caring for The Impaler (3 short stories)
Showing our love for the snakey man through acts of service! 🐍ɞ
3/3: Singing him a lullaby
Golden hippo is one of the unique assets of Messmer’s crusade. The man never liked riding horses, always preferred to traverse any length of land on his own legs. However, if he truly had to, he went with this odd choice. And, being idle most of the time, the hippo required walks, like almost any animal it needed to run around and unwind at least sometimes.
You weren’t scared of the beast, per se, yet it was quite imposing in its size. Still, you agreed when Messmer offered you a curtesy ride across the Lands of Shadow.
Helping you up on the creature’s back, he settles you in the saddle in front of him. Then he grabs the reins, and while doing so his arms are holding you firmly in place by your sides, one of his serpents coils around you for good measure. No amount of assurances that you can handle yourself can shake his resolve to pamper you in his protection.
And so, you depart from the Shadow Castle. The Golden hippo ramps up the pace as soon as you’re out of the gate, striding swiftly through fields of dead grass, hopping over half-ruined stone fences as if they are a part of an obstacle course. Its back shakes violently at times, and for a moment there, you’re thankful for Messmer’s iron grip on your safety.
The views are changing in rapid succession: the mountains, the statues, the ruins of an old city. You see a Furnace Golem wandering about in the distance. The wind becomes algid with how fast you move. You instinctively press your back into Messmer for warmth and he leans in slightly, almost hugging you. He lets out a soft exhale and you know without looking that the man is smirking. Moving his lips closer to your ear, he speaks in an uncustomary amused tone:
“It dost prove too great a burden for thee to bear, it seemeth, doth it not?”
You wish to bite back, but instead can only manage a pout. “There, 'neath the trees. Let us take a brief respite” – he says, his voice takes on a much more familiar softness. Messmer pulls on the reigns with great force, halting the hippo to a stop. It obediently complies: even animals know to obey His rule.
Despite feeling the ground under your feet again you are still a tad shaky from the ride, so you opt to sit down by the tree, Messmer soon joins you. At least he tries. As he approaches, his eye drifts further away and a small smile he was previously wearing dissipates. You follow his stare and behold a statue of Marika, her head removed. Somehow, you’ve missed it completely on your way here.
“We may leave, if you’d like” – you suggest, The Impaler shakes his head. You feel him settling down beside you.
Time passes, it’s peaceful here, only a soft rustle of leaves breaks the quiet every so often. You try talking to him, even offering to tease you about the weak display at the ride, hoping to pull him back into the good mood he just had. Messmer seems so deep in his thoughts that you’re not even sure he’s hearing you, let alone listening. Alas, this state of his is not too uncommon, the topic of his mother was always a somber one, presenting itself even without a reminder. And the beheaded statue is a reminder enough. Only the one in his chamber seemed to have a more sentimental effect on him.
You take a deep breath, get up to your knees and pull your arms around him – there’s not much else you can do for his comfort. Messmer shudders from sudden contact and then, surprisingly, retaliates, caressing your hand and moving his head closer to yours. “Are you alright?” – You whisper. He sighs and responds a moment later: “Yes”. Of course, he was not alright.
“Do you… miss her or hate her?” you keep holding him tightly, drawing little circles with your fingertips into an open skin on his shoulder.
“Neither.” – He says, a slight irritation lacing his otherwise even voice. “Both…” he adds under his breath, defeated.
Messmer pushes himself into you more, bowing his head low. You shift positions slightly allowing him to lie on your thighs, he doesn’t hesitate, resting his head on you. You brush the red locks from his face so you could see it more clearly and continue stroking his shoulders with one hand and head with the other. He looks into the distance for some time before shutting his eye.
You start humming quietly, a melody you heard long ago suddenly came to mind: it is simple and adorable, but slightly melancholic. Messmer hurriedly shifts, looking up at you with a narrowed eye. “What is this..?” He asks. “Oh, nothing, I shall stop-” – you start, but are quickly cut off by him: “No. Please. Continue.”
He lies back down, relaxing anew, as you hum under your nose. The combined effect of the song and gentle, pleasant fondling soon lulls him into a light sleep. The leaves rustle evenly, the Hippo is running across a dried out meadow, the soft breeze carries a faint scent of flowers. Messmer’s face softens, even his brows are no longer held in his usual frown. Smiling at him, you caress the top of his head with your fingers. You wonder if, perhaps, once, centuries ago, Marika held little Messmer just like this, humming to him a slightly melancholic melody she heard long ago.
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Viktor and Klaus keep showing five pictures of that baby hippo, moo deng and five, everytime, in a very monotone, almost a methodical thinking voice goes-
"she's very relatable."
"she reminds me of myself."
"her chaotic energy must be what others see in me."
"her energy is very refreshing."
And Klaus and Viktor have no idea how to respond. Is he relating to the hippo? Does he think people see him as a baby hippo? Does he WANT to be seen a a chaotic baby hippo? Is this just his way of saying "she's like me fr fr"?????? They have no idea.
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Punch Out boxers using Tiktok! (headcanons)
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Glass Joe
• Would be active for a few days before eventually forgetting about the app.
• Reviews restaurants for content and a lot of people tease him for being French.
• Would either have decent followers or just a small account.
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Von Kaiser
• Was there just to watch videos before making content after seeing a handful of it.
• He shows off his boots, training, and talks commentary. He didn't like showing his military stuff though, reminds him of the past.
• People expect thirst traps from him and he's honestly, seriously, GENUINELY denying every single request.
• Also forgot he had the app LMFAO
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Disco Kid
• Is still very much active on Tiktok.
• Is always up on trend, especially the ones where you DANCEEEE
• Comments from him are mostly compliments and uses the "slaayyy", "girl" typing style. Very outdated.
• Shows selfies sometimes, just sometimes.
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King Hippo
• Watches a lot of animal videos on the app.
• Often uses someone else's phone for watching.
• Accidentally posts a picture of himself and has those random ass sounds(Jax Vs. Skibidi Toilet Edging Battle!!!!)
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Piston Hondo
• Would deny using it at first, but eventually gives in. He enjoys using the app.
• Mostly used his account for commenting and watching. Likes giving people advices.
• He wins a lot of arguments.
• Probably has like 2 accounts, the other one being banned.
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Bear Hugger
• Has an account with 10 followers.
• Defo tries to do mukbangs but fails almost miserably???
• Eventually moves to showing off his fellow animal friends.
• Likes responding back to comments. Especially when they're making conversation with him.
• Bio is "I like raw fish"
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Great Tiger
• He makes videos about his magic and people think it’s CGI which offends him.
• Responds to hate comments a LOT. Spends most of his time on Tiktok to reply to them.
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Don Flamenco
• Vlogs in a lot of places and records them.
• Likes showing off his dance skills and good looks.
• Loves the attention he gets so much.
• The comments thirsting for him make him.. a little uncomfy(VERY LOYAL TO CARMEN!!!!)
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Aran Ryan
• A big-ass hater
• Posts hate comments, videos, his whole being on Tiktok is about being a hater and complains a lot. For fun.
• Yells in videos he posts.
• None of the boxers want to follow him (HELP, maybe except for Lil Mac)
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Soda Popinski
• He doesn’t even know Tiktok exists.
• Although tiktok knows about him, he probably gets edits made about him and he’s genuinely unaware of them.
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Bald Bull
• HATES the camera, absolutely. Doesn't like recording himself as well.
• Doesn't bother using the app at all.
• He always ask the other boxers on why they keep using the app, more offensively.
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Super Macho Man
• Posts a shit ton of videos just flexing his body.
• Always has his bitches in the videos to 'prove' something (nothing)
• Posts thirst traps but everyone is roasting him in the comments. He's obviously not happy about this. (Aran MIGHT be the troll)
• Responds to hate comments with something that revolves around him being better.
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Mr. Sandman
• Is actually civilized and does not cause drama. He's chill.
• Posts videos of him training from time to time, but is mostly on the app for.. YOU GET IT. JUST WATCHING.
• Reposts DAILY.
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Little Mac
• Too young for Tiktok.. :( (JAYKAY)
• Average Tiktok user, follows all of the boxers despite some of them just hating on him.
• Another commenting enjoyer, mostly on the boxers' posts.
• Reposts a lot of memes and shows them to Doc Louis (some of them he doesn't understand)
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June 20: hippo | @wolfstarmicrofic | word count: 549
PREVIOUS PART • NEXT PART • FIRST PART
Maybe because it’s someone’s birthday, or because everyone has handed in their dissertations, or maybe just because they’re all tired and a little fed up and need to relax – regardless of the reason, the Gryffindors are having a party.
Sirius, enjoying his well-established status as an attention whore, goes all out: tight jeans and a white billowing shirt open down to his navel, tattoos on display, hair down. Black smudges of makeup around the eyes.
James is off flirting, bumbling through his conversation like a hippo in an owlery. Doing better than expected - he’s not been hexed or kicked in the shin yet. The wide beam on his face and the way he keeps ruffling his hair suggest he might be actually getting somewhere.
(Go Prongs, Sirius thinks. You’ve got this. Stay the course. Don’t say anything too idiotic.)
Peter has found a group of stoned Hufflepuffs and has gotten high with them, head in the lap of some girl a year below them.
And Moony? Their often shy, a bit awkward, reliable and sturdy Moony –
Well, Moony lost a bet to James. (About a number of jelly-beans Moony could put in his mouth, of all things. Yes, they were both drunk already. Yes, the reason he lost was that he looked at Sirius and whatever he saw on his face made him laugh so hard he spat some of them out.)
Moony is on top of a table, singing along to Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy, and wearing James’ quidditch jersey, cropped so it just covers his ribs. Marlene is with him, never one to stay away from the fun.
Sirius is standing there, in the middle of the room, drink and conversation all forgotten, feeling rather starstruck.
“Are you done being oblivious then?” Mary asks. He’s pretty sure they were talking about the good hair conditioner he got from Hogsmead.
“Umm.”
“Because you look like you’re done, but then again who can tell with you.”
On the table, Remus sings about where he learned his passion from and twirls Marlene around.
“Yeh,” Sirius concedes, “I’m done.”
“Finally. Lily made us swear not to say anything and let you sort yourself out, but Merlin’s balls was it difficult to watch.”
“Huh,” Sirius takes a deep drink, vodka and orange juice, glad to be at that stage of tipsy where embarrassment is just a word. “Did everyone know before me?”
“Just about, I’d say. Maybe not your James.”
“Nah, he figured it out too.”
“There you go then.”
“Yup. There I go.”
Moony finishes his song, laughs loudly and freely, dips down in a bow towards where James is wolf whistling. There is a lovely blush on his face, from exertion or from alcohol. Pretty pretty pretty.
“Merlin you’re pathetic. Going to do anything about it?”
“Like what?”
“Talk to him? Jump of the Astronomy Tower? Up to you.”
“Will talk to him after the exams. The tower thing is a possible second, depending how the conversation goes.”
“Pathetic. Thought you’re meant to be suave or whatever, Black,” she pulls at the cuffed sleeve of his shirt as if that proves her point. Sirius doesn’t respond, because Remus turns around, and the cropped shirt he’s wearing shows off an expanse of skin on his back he’s unaccustomed to seeing.
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again making problems
Look at her, she changed the name of her blog again. It's even more stupid.
rhylie caterfly is not going banned
Seriously, this is useless. You will be banned from here soon.
And guess how she responded to me?
First of all I will never stop exposing you until you are banned from here
You don't deserve any followers or your blog, not after your heinous actions.
Again I am a sensitive person blah blah blah
That's a stupid excuse and a lot of guilt trip and You are playing the victim again
I never regret exposing you, but I am proud of myself for exposing you. Because you deserve it
And no, this is not over yet.
karma will happen to you when you get banned from here
I will continue to spread awareness about you and expose you.
I'm not the one causing the problems here, you are from the beginning
Nobody would support a bully like you.
You are not a favorite person to anyone, but you are the most hated person here
Here again Rhylie is imitating my words in a stupid way.
(((((And a message to 9mysterybook6 (as a backfiring): Before you say "how did you come back?! stop stealing my popularity and apologize to solosergiohd!" usual you tried to expose and banned, This is sorta true. I never get jealous, because I'm not a corrupt person.)))))
You're just saying backfiring as a excuse
This is a stupid and silly excuse.
I'm sure %100 when you say top stealing my popularity, you mean it to yourself.
Like I said before, I don't care about followers at all.
I don't even care about fame
You are the person who is crazy for fame and power over others Rhylie
Again, you are imitating my words
You didn't learn anything from the beginning.
Guys, look at her bad actions.
Here is the translation
I definitely don't regret solosergiohd after I got banned from deviantArt
Because I have cut ties with Sergio and I will not forgive him. Because he's aggressive, selfish, manipulative, egocentric, stubborn and he's Russian. I’m teaching her a lesson so she should do male blueberry inflations and let everyone have their waifus, including Delphox, Diane Foxington and Krystal who just wanted to be Veruca Salts while Maid Marian and Fox (skunk fu!) just wanted to be Augustus Gloops rather than Videolet. Bea I always give friendship to Yossi and Ms. Boumba, including anyone who already had friendships as well, like Nicole Watterson and Kitty Katswell's friendship, Unikitty and Twilight Sparkle's friendship (because they have Tara Strong's voice), Mammoth Mutt and Starlight Glimmer's friendship (they have the same friend Sherida, actress Kelly Emberlynn Pinkle, Star Butterfly and Princess Elise, Misty and Serena's friendship and Diane Foxington's friendship with Gloria the Hippo, and I give them all from Kill TTG Robin, Fake Velma, Thundercats Roar Lion-O, Alfieou, Cappa Peppa, and Robag as well, since they protected Mufasa, Goh, Serena and possibly Liko from his imposter called FireMufasa417, Violet Beauregarde and Mammoth Mutt Loves. Blueberry and inflated male characters, I'm still afraid of him, but anyone can defend him because I heard he has two profiles, as I saw him on DeviantArt.
I picked it up with my hands in the dough. Come on, he's so pissed he has two counts.
Are you so suspicious that you have two accounts, the same as me?
Are you so suspicious that I have two accounts, just like me?
((Wow, You're Good At Speaking Spanish.))
((I knew it, that's how I never trust him.))
((Yes, I'm sure it's ruined.))
Case closed, but there are still more mysteries to solve about Solosergiohd
And look at her tag
#I'm not sorry Sergio #sorry not sorry #I stand up for protections #spanish #this person has 2 accounts from deviantArt?! #he's so busted #case closed but they're still have more mysteries about solosergiohd
Rhylie you don't know anything about spanish or how to pronounce it you just use translation
Lie on lie
And look at this too
This is not your opinion, but you just don't want to admit that you are harassing solosergiohd
How do you expect me to stop while Rhylie is acting so childishly and stupidly? and Don't take anything seriously
And again, look at her latest posts of stupidly
Translation here
Mysterious stories are defeated after I blocked karma and saved the Gacha community and all of Tumblr.
She tried to expose me and banned me along with Karma but she's even worse than Smiler from the Emoji movie and Sour Kangaroo from Horton Heards a Who.
She's guilty for exposing me and not forgetting my past, she really is a pervert who exposes me and has been a very perverted and naughty girl.
9mysterybook6: I'm so jealous of Rhylie and I love exposing her Blah blah blah EVERYONE DO NOT SUPPORT RHYLIE BECAUSE SHE'S CRAZY AND TRYING TO GET 900 FOLLOWERS!!!!!
Rhylie You are really a disgusting and rotten person to the core.
If we turned our backs to Rhylie
She will come back later and stab our backs After a guilt trip and a manipulative on many people
Rhylie will cause more problems because she will use her followers' bad ways and authority in the bad ways
Imagine this, I can imagine this horrible scene.
Rhylie may try to have one of her followers convince pamithebunterfly2007 to return to her friends back with her again.
I know you're still stalker on pamithebunterfly2007 Even after she Block you
or make her followers help her spread lies to others.
And Rhylie makes her followers bully and harass her victims.
Rhylie asked her followers to do a hate drawing of her victim and do bad meme on her victim
This will happen if we leave her alone.
That's why there should be a reminder of Rhylie's bad And terrible deeds.
If we don't do something now, then it will cause problems later.
So Guys remember to spread awareness about Rhylie and report her blog.
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