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Waiting feels like the cruelest game, until the wait is over and you waited for nothing. Only then do you know cruelty.

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I have to use expressions like lmao or lol, because nobody will understand neshimhctiseaihtptvtgagatacubicwfatsdtestatsl

Nose exhaled so hard into my hot chocolate that it spilled everywhere and I had to pause the video to go and get a towl and clean up before I could watch further and then somehow do the exact same thing again two seconds later.

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I think I might be religious again

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It's a lot easier to deal with Christians around Christmas when you start thinking about the religion as mythology.

Treat the stories the same way we treat Greek or Roman mythology.

Christians are just all part of the Jesus fandom.

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I thought that's the only information on tumblr

Sometimes you just need to reblog misinformation on tumblr

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I'm not religious but I'm spending the holidays with my very religious family. So to counteract the fact that all of the music sounds kinda culty I turned it into a game where I add context to the song while ignoring Christianity.

So far most of it is just love songs, but apparently these people really like being on their knees in front of a man.

I also switched it in my mind that Lord refers to Lorde, because I too think they are magnificent.

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I've never actually heard this saying used in another language but knowing Afrikaans it's probably stolen from somewhere.

Anycase there's this saying that if you fell you bought the land you fell on. Obviously it's just an idiom, but I personally feel offended by it.

I did not buy that land, that piece of concrete took a generous part of my skin and I got nothing in return except pain. And now I have to buy plasters. That land mugged me and I'm tired of pretending it didn't.

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Self care is important, even if we have to force you into it

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

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In complex mathematics the symbol i is a disguise for the embarrassing symbol sqrt(-1).

This is also reflected in english linguistics when I serves as a disguise for embarrassments.

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I don't eat apples and I've never gotton shot...

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I wonder if there is actually a spell, but it only works when you get to a certain degree of blind. Like there's no blind wizards as far as we know. Maybe there is a spell, but people don't use it because they like their glasses.

For all the wonders of the Harry Potter universe, they didn’t have a spell or a potion to fix eyesight.

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My phone's flashlight is free if I'm going to end up charging my phone every night regardless.

People who are afraid of the dark must have a high electric bill

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I don't think tricking is the right word here... Forcing is more like it. And I wonder where we saw that before

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That's why all of my textbooks are in pdf format. Can't cry on my expensive laptop.

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And now for a peek into the life of an engineer in training:

Student 1: My method broke the demi's brain, he spent a solid 5 minutes looking at my work.

Student 2: Look at you revolutionizing the world of strengts of materials! Do you understand why it works though?

Student 1: No, are you kidding me! This stuff is black magic!

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Honestly, I think it's the other way around. Have you ever seen a 5 year old give a single fuck. At some point in our lives the aging process reverses so you just end up being a 80 year old with a 5 year old's fucks to give

The older you get the less fucks you have to give about what other people think of you.

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Much better code means there's more code to destroy.

look all im saying is that tumblr is still up while much better coded sites are down.