#Annonymously Dead

[petalstoashes]

Sasusaku Smut Recs

sasusaku smut you probably haven't read yet

Green - pWITHp, Sensual, Vanilla, etc.

Orange - Semi-public, Light b/ndage, Soft k!nks , etc.

Red - BD*S*M, A/B/O, Hard k!nks, etc.

Purple - Dark Content, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat (read tags)

+ Tender - pain_somnia @pain-somnia

So he ignored it as best as he could.

He ignored freckled shoulders and winsome smiles meant just for him. He ignored creamy thighs and slender fingers that pinched at the back of his shirt.

Those tender feelings weren’t meant for him to explore.

+ Happy Birthday, Sakura - Efaya

As they were finally left alone, Sasuke took another swig of sake, as did Sakura, sitting quietly next to one another. It was a peaceful silence, just small sips of sake shared between them in the dark evening, accented by hanging lights across the top of the bar. Sasuke put his glass down, his gaze returning to his companion. “The dobe forgot.

+ Hush - SouthSideStory @southsidestory

They have to be quiet. Sasuke's parents are only one floor down, and they sleep lightly, like most shinobi. It's difficult, though, when he's touching her like this and whispering loving words in her ear...

+ Bite Hard - MelliCity @mellicity

(Recreational Dr/g Use)

It didn't help that the w/ed they were smoking was going straight to her p/ssy.

+ Restraint - sparklyfaerie @sparklyfaerie

Sasuke does not often exert this kind of dominance over her.

+ Train Wrecked - Annonymous

(Public s/x, Strangers k!nk)

sakura would always catch the eye of a certain black haired guy during her train ride.

+ Plush - moontown

(light sp/nking)

"Basically, they were both a little thicker than they had been ten years ago. But that wasn’t the problem.

The problem was that they still wanted to f/ck like horny teenagers."

+ The Cherry Wood Armorie - Endoh

(mirror s/x, soft k!nks)

no summary

+ she's just like candy (she's so sweet) - iwasbitch

Log in to read. Hokage Sasuke (Power play, Edge play, Glove k!nk)

shikamaru was right, as he almost always was. sasuke really did want to fuck his head medic.

+ cream filled - brumel

(Threes/me (cursed form), double pen/tration)

Somehow, one night, Sasuke's cursed self manifests itself in the couple's bedroom.

+ good girl - brumel

(Thre/some (clones))

A mistake from Sakura makes Sasuke a very, very happy man.

+ Inside Voices - flipfloppandas

(Femd*m, Pegg/ng)

Sasuke does not need words to speak to her. Likewise, Sakura does not need to speak to get what she wants. Especially not when they want the same thing. That thing being her absolutely ruining him.

+ Shakti - specwrites

(D*m/S*b, Rough body play)

He never wanted a good fuck like he did after a fight.

Call it adrenaline, call it a literal lust for power, call it what you will; the woman writhing underneath him was only too happy to comply. 

+ Thot Seat - moontown

Multi-chap (An*l, Bre/ding K!nk, Public S/x)

It was just a game that college kids liked to play, but as stupid as it was, it was also extremely informative.

+ hands on the wheel - brumel

Log in to read (Power play, Age difference, Face f/cking)

The amount of times Sasuke finds something wrong with his car in the span of three months since he first visited the auto repair shop is insane. 

+ For Him - silentvoicescryingout

Log in to read (Blo/d play, D*m/S*b, Snakes)

It is Sasuke's birthday and Sakura offers him absolutely everything on a platter.

+ Summoning (Pareas carinatus) - pseudolily

(Teratonoph!llia (Snake-Human Hybrid), Bl/od play)

Sasuke has a secret — one he doesn't give out easily. Not to his closest friends. Not even to his girlfriend, Sakura. It's a summoning privilege, a power he is yet to use, but tonight he lets it out. And he lets it play.

+ Symbiosis - sokku

Multi-chap (Incubus, Vampire, Bre/ding K!nk)

A incubus and a vampire are unlikely combinations that shouldn’t work. But they make it possible.

+ Cake by The Ocean - chickenoodlesoup

(Teratonoph!llia (Mermaid), Bre/ding K!nk)

Mermaid Sakura and Human Sasuke have hot s/x by the ocean

note: i might recommend twitter accounts and twitter/priviter exclusive fics if this post does well.

[tiniest-puppy-around]

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Caregiver Larissa Weems & Regressor Wednesday Addams

Requested by Annonymous

Headcanons, Moodboard and Oneshot!

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Soo this request was a request of Caregiver Larissa Weems and Regressor Wednesday Addams.

It was originally an anonymous ask but i accidentally deleted it while editing (I'm super clumsy, very sorry about that), so i really hope it will still reach the person who requested it😢.

I also got a bit carried away and ended up writing a whole Oneshot😅But since the request was for Headcanons i made sure to include some!

Hope that's still ok and you'll enjoy it and find it dear requestor!

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-Weems found out after Wednesday slipped from being upset and overwhelmed while being scolded by Weems after she got caught investigating again.

-Larissa Weems knows about age regression from her own time at school because she had a friend who'd regress, so she already has some experience as a caregiver.

-Wednesdays parents know about her regression and support it

-Wednesday is embarrassed of regressing so her and her family don't really talk about it and she doesn't regress infront of them unless she has 0 control about it

-both love cats and love looking at cat books together, mostly books about cat breeds or their behavior

-Though hesitant to accept, Wednesday also likes the cat themed picture books that principal Weems will bring from time to time

-Little Wednesday chews on her hair a lot which principal Weems doesn't like

-She encourages Wednesday to use the teether she got from Enid.

-She brings it with her but is still to embarrassed to use it in front of her

-They drink tea together while Principal Weems tells Wednesday about her and her parents time at school

-Principal Weems got a Sylvanian families silk cat which sits on her office desk

-Wednesday let's her little black and Principal Weems silk cat "hangout" while doing something else with principal Weems.

-Physical contact isn't a thing between the two, it's mostly just them keeping each other company amd talking about their mutual interest in cats.

-after THE events with a comatosed principal Weems (as the author i decided i don't have the heart to let her be dead) Wednesday ended up secretly missing her

-Enid took her to principal Weems office so Wednesday can get her little Silk from there to take care of it for her

-Since she has trouble expressing her emotions she usually shows her emotions through her little cat

-for example, if Wednesday says her cat is upset, she usually means that it's her who's upset.

-so when Wednesday told Enid that her kitty is worried about principal Weems and misses her, Enid could feel her heart breaking

-Wednesday got a get-well card with a cat on it for Principal Weems and wrote a get well message with Enids helps (though she of course only wrote the card because of her kitty!)

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Wednesday has always kept her regression a secret, it's just something she does by herself, which really only changed once Enid found out.

Her Family knows about her regression but she's not really comfortable doing it in front of her parents. They know about it and support the fact she regresses but it's not talked about. While her regression helps her a lot, she's still embarrassed of needing it.

So when principal Weems found out she was very embarrassed.

It was discovered by Larissa Weems after Wednesday once again got in trouble for investigating. They were in principal Weems office and she was loudly scolding her for not listening to her again and just playing detective anyway.

Wednesday, who was already stressed as it is from the eventful investigation, was both very upset and overwhelmed by the scolding.

Her principals loud words made her feel both angry and sad, she was just trying to help, why can't she just see that?. The noise level of principal Weems voice was also getting even higher the more upset she got with her, which made Wednesday desperately want to cover her ears, runaway and scream. The combination of the harsh scolding with the overwhelming amount of noise just made the girl feel smaller and smaller. This left a distressed, slipping Wednesday standing infront of an angry, pacing principal Weems. Her hands where itching to move to cover her ears but instead she just tensed her body and pulled her shoulders up to her ears, looking at the ground while trying not to show how upset she is. Wednesday was just desperately trying to keep her composure and not slip even further. And this was working quite well, until Principal Weems snapped at the girl, who to her seemed to just be staring of into space.

"Miss Addams! Are you even listening to me?!". This sudden rise in volume was the last straw for the girl. Her hands quickly flew up to cover her ears while a whine left her throat. She quickly rushed away into a corner of the room, trying to escape the source of her distress, where she curled up into a ball, lightly rocking back and forth while still covering her ears, leaving behind a stunned principal Weems.

While at first paralyzed from shock at what she just witnessed, principal Weems slowly started approaching the distressed ball of Wednesday.

"Ms Addams? Wednesday?"

she spoke softly, crouching down next to the younger girl, who just continued to cower away from her. With a sigh the principal continued talking to her,

"I didn't mean to upset you, I promise I am not mad, I was merely worried for your safety".

This seemingly reassured her enough to lightly uncurled herself, still not looking at her, but it became visible that she was chewing on one of her braids, which Larissa Weems furrowed her brows at.

"Now, why dont we get out of this corner and somewhere more comfortable?"

she suggested. Wednesday seemed to like this and hesitantly let the principal lead her to one of the comfortable chairs in her office where she sat her down across from her.

"I'm sorry i was so loud, you didn't like that, did you?"

she gently asked the small girl. After a few moments she mumbled an short answer around her hair while looking at her feet

"scared me".

This, plus her overall demeanor quickly made the principle realize what was going on with the girl.

"That was quite scary wasn't it? I apologize for that. Now, my dusty old office probably isn't a place for little girl such as yourself. Is there someone who knows about this? Perhaps a friend?"

Weems asked, looking at her kindly. After thinking for a bit the girl hesitantly mumbled

"Enid?",

both suprised and glad that there seemed to be no judgement coming from the older woman.

"Very well then, let's go see Miss Sinclair. And just so you know Miss Addams, if you ever feel like this again and you need some help, my door is always open for you"

she replied before escorting her to her dorm and leaving her in the capable hands of a suprised Enid. The whole situation was a shock to Larissa Weems but it also strengthened her urge to make sure the girl stayed safe, despite all the trouble she'd put her through.

Wednesday at first avoided being around principal Weems, but after a while of warming up to the idea, quietly started wandering into her office while regressed, usually with her small cat in hand. At first Larissa Weems didn't interact much with the regressed girl, worried that it'd scare the girl away, who usually just seeked her company. Eventually she took together all her strength and approached the girl, who was just quietly sitting on a chair, looking at a small black object in her hands, which uppon crouching down next to the girl she realized was a flocked black cat figurine.

"I like your little cat Miss Addams"

she kindly smiled at the regressed girl

"Thank you, i got her from Enid"

Wednesday quietly replied.

"That is quite nice of Miss Sinclair. Did you know i like cats myself?"

Larissa Weems told the girl.

"Really?"

Wednesday asked.

This started a regular arrangement of a small Wednesday wandering into principal Weems office and them looking at books about cats together. Be that books about all the different breeds of cats, their anatomy, behavior or once in a while a picture book about cats, though Wednesday is more hesitant accepting them.

At some point Larissa Weems purchased a small sylvanian families Silk cat figurine because it reminded her of the time she spend with the younger girl. When she showed it to Wednesday the girl seemingly got a bit excited. She showed it to her with the words

"I have small cat friend now too Miss Addams. Maybe our little cats will become good friends don't you think?".

Now whenever a small Wednesday visits principal Weems, she puts her little cat figurine next to principal Weems silk cat so they too can spend time together while they look at books.

Wednesday continues to chew on her hair but upon principal Weems encouragement she occasionally brings her bat teether along, though she is often too embarrassed to use it around the older Woman. In the rare moments when she is missing her parents and feels comfortable enough to come to her with it, principal Weems will tell her a bit about their time at school, though she's pretty reluctant when it comes to Wednesdays father.

After THE events, with Weems comatosed in the hospital (with my powers as the author i decided she's not dead in this, but instead just comatosed) a regressed Wednesday found herself secretly missing the older woman quite a lot.

Enid took Wednesday to principal Weems office after she asked her to, so she could get the little silk cat from her office. Wednesday told Enid

"I need to watch it for principal Weems, she'd want me too".

One evening Wednesday actually went a bit teary eyed, which till now only happened after she'd had nightmares about one of her friends getting hurt, and asked Enid if she thinks principal Weems will be ok because "Her kitty misses her a lot".

A heartbroken Enid reassured her that she thinks so and that she'll be glad to hear that her silk cat was in good hands until then.

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Alright! I hope y'all like it :) Was a bit rushed since i wrote it this morning after a spark of creativity (caused by the lack of motivation i had for studying).

And it did end up being more of a Oneshot than Headcanons (sorry about that).

I love seeing your feedbacks and hearing what you think about it!

So feel free to leave a comment or leave an ask (which i hopefully won't delete this time😅sorry again!). I'm soooo happy that you guys are leaving requests!

If you have a request or want to share your own Headcanons I'd LOVE to hear them!

[melodyofthevoid]

hello it's me, annonymous person coming at ya once again.

no "annonymous" is not a typo, i was actually born with two n's protruding from my knee; which is why they called me double n's nnonymous sometimes back in my town, "totally anonymous city." it has a massive sign that says that so people will know at first glance it is anonymous.

anyways i see you are looking forward for the knowledge and wisdom of the anonymous people once again, and request a humble homage, of which i shall of course humbly deliver once more, my people always aim to please.

okay well, aside from a handful group of us we call "jeremie's", we don't talk about them and we always apologize for their existance.

so!

uhhh..... hmmm.. uhhh i don't actually know you, totally, so... hold on...... i uh.... fuck, why is tumblr so confusing to use?... well as jk simmons from portal 2 said: "an evening at the improv."

aha! okay according to your.. ehhh "masterpost" your name is melody, pretty cute name that's a charm, i guess; and you have... a few links that might help you, or well, me or whomever, to navigate around here.

awww well, that's really swell and considering of you to consider that considerable and helpful guide, i like you already!

and uhhh.. you have an ao3? the fuck's that? morse code? ah well whatever, uhhhhh... you have a kofi? as in, coffee? oh well i imagine you must make pretty good coffee, warm and dear hearts are often infectious like that. and you have, a royalty au arc, wait no.. two actually, there's two of them now. and uhhh lemme just get in there for a sec and.... oh! invader zim! i loved this show as a kid! and... why are they wearing dresses? and trapping themselves in mirrors? and... wtf why are they tall for some reason, why does dib have trauma? dib doesn't have trauma right? what the fuck why are they kissing? enemies don't do that? do they? wait.. really? who in the absolute fuck is this veiny green bitch.. zib? wait...... this guy's real? WHAT THERE'S COMICS OF INVADER ZIM? WHAT HOW HAVE I NEVER KNOWN THIS WHATHEACTUALFU-

anyways, i completely thank you for notifying me of the existance of more content of my childhood show! and also being a source of unofficial content of my childhood show aswell! it's as much of a fever dream as the real deal, it's one of the reasons i enjoyed the show so much as a kid, completely out of left lane; freedom of expression and such.

okay so, uhhhh... ocean idiots! lets see this one, i'm already excited considering the quality of your previous work!

hmmm...... woah! this is great! a pirate adventure where they... oh my word there's a massive eel thing! and... oh... everyone's dead... she's alone... and... oh! she's talking to the moon goddess! maybe there's hope and- oh... nevermind... pirate girl's conditions are getting worse... water powers tho? that's really sick as hell actually that's- oh... her arm fell off..... oh wait actually she can regrow her arm! she's part water goddess now! and- oh.... people are hunting her down now... oh! omg shark pirate girlfriend! that's- oh.... she gave her a scar and her girlfriend left..... her condition is reaching it's climax and..... i..

....it was already over when it started......

...

this is phenominal! holy hell! and here i was last month or so, thinking i was talking out of my ass when i said you were a well and just person with a undeniable prowess with the arts! nah i was dead set bullseye the moment those words left my mouth!

fucking wicked great job me.

this has been an interesting experience! it's been really nice *actually totally* seeing from you! because once again, i need to clarify. i am indeed, an annonymous person, and i have never been an ocean idiots fan until now! totally! completely and utterly! we'll meet again.... uh... melody? was it? idk, but this has been more than a pleasure!

ciao!

I’m going to be completely honest I have no idea how to react to this.

[breoasis]

After the rapture, the geography of the continent was altered heavily. From the once prosperous and thriving ocean kingdom now lays a dormant and arid Mesa where a certain sheriff now lives to the now cursed crystal cliffs, a lot has changed.

But one thing is for sure. Those who died unfairly or had unfinished business still roam the earth. As such, unspoken rules were made for the safety of those who still want to live.

The Mad King of Mezalia. They say he thrives in the ruins of the Mezalean Castle, in the older portion of Azalea City. Torn not only of the beautiful castles and gardens he built, but also of his beloved wife he roams the hallways of his once grand palace lamenting the loss of the decorations and paintings. One should never tread upon his castle with the intention to pilfer. He finds that the greatest offence anyone can do. As an artist he has been craving some new material to work with and a foolish thief seems like the material he has been looking for. But if you have to take anything in the castle, do not take the Pearl adorned ring in the throne room. The kiln is all fired up now. And it’s ready for the next creation it’s master creates.

Within the murky depths of the swamp now lays the ruins of a small fishing town that was ruled by a king adorned with cod. They say he detests anyone harming what’s left of his kingdom, and god forbid someone eats some still in the swamp. A rancid flavour that crawls up the back of your throat, slime and mucus trailing your throat, you might complain to the chef. But the common ingredient in those dishes is without failure, cod. Afterwards, like a shark trailing it’s prey, his curse will follow you. Regrets and guilt piling up. Blame and fingers pointing at you, for the Swamp Monster is a guilty conscience taken form. Soon the cod will take it revenge, and like how you tore it apart and devoured it, the Swamp Monster will tear up and devour you. What exactly did you eat?

Speaking of fish, within the new Mesa, lay strange formations of rock and rubble. It’s not rock. It’s dead coral. Dried out and arid the ocean kingdom is now dead and infertile. Despite the several spots of water springs, locals advise you to only drink from the wells. Disregard their warnings and drink from the springs is nothing short of a death sentence. Merfolk and Fish once swam happily here but now, dried out and forsaken by their Queen, they cling to anybody of water they can find. The water at first is sweet and refreshing and you will find yourself drinking the entire spring. The dry ones will not forgive that. You will soon find yourself parched, and no matter how much water you drink it’s never enough. A taste of the agony they faced. When those cursed by their own hubris die, a new spring will inexplicably shoot up and the cycle continues.

oh annonymous asker you don't know how much i enjoyed reading this!!! the worldbuilding and storytelling *head in hands*

empires season 1 finishing in such a tragedy adds so much life to the world in season 2

[spidersandtomatos]

Hey there. I was just curious on how Morpho's sense of morality works in this AU? You mentioned that it's kind of a Blue-and-Orange type. (I have another ask. If you didn't get it, I'll send it another time.)

Hmmmm, not sure how I can explain it properly, Morpho sometimes works in absolutes so if something is needed to do to keep universal equilibrium they will do it, no matter how horrible it seems to everyone else, you could plead at them to not do it and they will see no logic on it.

one scenario I would like to do (but I doubt I can bc brain juice is limited and honestly I don't know how to fix the main problem fdasnjfbd) is having Morpho as a main antagonist.

Galacta's manipulation of the current timeline has started to cause some serious anomalies to appear on it, this is threatening to spread to other timelines as well, so Morpho sets up to Aeon's (embodiment of time/time god????) domain to destroy the current timeline in an attempt to get rid of the problem, destroying the timeline would mean everyone on it is also destroyed, Morpho sees no problem on this, it makes sense, get rid of the problem and while everyone on the current timeline is dead, their versions in other timelines are fine!

[ask-zombie-kid]

Oh My God I Taught You Died From The Covid... At Least I'm Glad That You Continue The Blog! Welcome Back!!!

Hahaha! Don’t worry, it was my exams that got to me instead. I really should have said something before I ghosted for months, huh?

Thanks for your concerns, really it means a lot to me :D I’m glad you guys are alright too!

[i-write-sometimes-blog]

"Thief"~ Negan imagine

Prompt: can i request negan x reader where the reader has been sneaking into the sanctuary (she doesnt live there nor in alexandria) and stealing supplies from the saviors, one day they catch her and find out shes a girl while they have been thinking shes a man? and negan is impressed with her and doesnt kill her with lucille. thanks!

“Sir, we have a problem with the inventory” you heard the tall man with mustache say “A box is missing”

“Again?” a second voice sound, strong and clearly annoyed by the news. “Damn it Simon, is the fifth time this month. How the hell did it happen?”

“Not sure, boss. We checked the staff before we left, wa had all last night but now that box is gone.”

“Yeah, I see that. Some motherfucker’s stealing me” you heard the leader’s voice drop deeper as you saw his face darken through a slit in your hiding place. “And oh boy, I’m going to find him, and Lucille´s gonna give that man a piece of my mind”You smirked by their foolishness.

 You heard the big man with the bat give orders to his right hand man, and finally left. You waited a little longer and then you made your escape leaving carefully the dark spot you were hiding. Walking casually but holding steady your bag full of supplies and adjusting your cap from time to time. You passed through the Sanctuary ‘till you found the room with the broken window that allowed you to get to the forest, you went into the forest letting the leafy trees cover you. 

This was a normal routine for you since you had discovered this place and a way to get in. You have always been good at sneaking and stealing little things, and you were also very good at taking care of you alone. So this world full of dead people and no rules anymore worked perfect for you. Once you got to the old cabin you lived in you took a look at your bag, it was full with some fresh vegetables, sadly you needed more than that to survive. 

Taking a big bite of a carrot you sat down to enjoy for a while your good luck, recapping your day, you couldn’t help to laugh as the memory of Negan came to your mind, he sure was a tough man, instinctive and hella smart but you have fooled him, something you have never seen since you were sneaking, and you liked it.

Later that afternoon you stood in front of the dusty mirror you had, adjusting your bag and hiding your hair in the old gray cap, the only thing you kept from your past life, before all the world went down. Then you made your way back at what used to be a factory. The cold place was always almost clear at that time which allowed you to take more supplies than in the daylight hours, but as you stepped in you felt it quieter than normal,  it didn’t stop you to do your job.

There were no guards to see in the loading area where trucks were stored with the new supplies “Something less to worry about” you murmured to yourself. As usual you approached on of the trucks and unlock the back door you knew more than well, only to found a bunch of men inside it, gasping you back yourself and pulled a knife from your waist. However there were more than you and fastly tried to catch you as you hit one with you fist and no matter how much you fought  they immobilized you. Moments later you heard a deep laugh before all the truck’s lights turned on revealing a huge group of Saviors and their leader in front of them leaning in his baseball bat, smiling from ear to ear with a touch of mischief.

“Well, Fuck.” he said. “Here’s the man, ladies and gentlemen, the one that has been robbing me, robbing the food my men bring here for y’all to have” he walked from side to side looking at his people, then he turned to you, still held by his men.

“Who the hell do you think you are?” he yelled at you, his face full of anger as he walked closer to you, Lucille in his hand. “I have to admit you have balls, young man now” he got even closer to you “Who are you and who do you work for?”

You didn’t answer, just looked at the ground trying to hide and trying to think a way out. And that made the fury in Negan grow stronger as his face twitch in anger.

“I'm going to kill you, man, Lucille here is gonna pop your brains out. Fuck. Look at me” he yelled and took your cap out, letting your hair fall on your face and cover your shoulders. The man went silent for a moment, running his hand through his beard. "Shit" he smiled. 

"I'm sorry" he said later, his lips curved into a smile. "I thought you were a man, been thinking that since you started" he said in a calmer way. 

"Well, I'm not" you said.

"Holy shit, she also talks" he joked. "Good, now that we had make that clear, answer who sent you?"

"No one, it's just me" you looked at him in the eye, "I'm not good working in team, i do what i have to do, alone"

"So you're telling me you stole all of the supplies alone?" He raised his brown. You doubt your answer

"Yes" Negan hold your chin in his big hand as he spoke

"You, my dear had fooled me completely, none of my men ever noticed you nor how or when you took my things, and you beat some of this idiots like a professional that Is just badass" 

He made a signal to his men and they let go their grap on you. 

"Unfortunately, i can't let this go girl… what's your name?"

"Y/n" you told him

"Y/n, darling. It is hard for me, you know i can't let this go, i gotta show this folks what happen if they dare to steal from me. And before I knew you were such a fine ass lady thief, I was going to kill you"

"Was?" You asked.

"I've changed my mind" he said, "you impressed me, y/n, you really did. And I don't wanna lose the opportunity to see what else you can do" he winked at you and the group laugh. "Jokes aside, I can really uses your sneaking abilities to get me some free supplies. So work for me and I'll forgive this incident here, also you'll see life with me is way funnier and you won't need to worry about food anymore" he raised his hand "what ya say?"

After a moment of thinking in your mind, with all that happened you decided that maybe it was time for you to try something a little different, and though he was a menace to you, the idea of impressing this man made you take his hand.

"When do I start?"

[atereal]

whats the dead ship in a dead fandom you're planning to write for?

It's deadass Tim Speedle/Calleigh Duquesne from CSI Miami. I know I should be ashamed, but I'm fuckin not. I love this dumb, dead ship. Thank you for asking! I love asks. :)

[the-bear-trap]

Bears and my favorite song damn.

[wayward-fun-collector]

the future must know where you've been / the past predicts the state you're in / the present has and will not last / is isn't was will have had / all that i ask is keep those empty frames / if no one is in them, then no one is to blame / for your self portraits, sign another name / well, who should i be, if i'll never be the same?

Who Else Could I Be, When I Can’t Fucking See?

I’m Not A Flower Not A S̡̗͚͈o̼̠̦̯̮̟l͓a̺r-Po͕̮̖w̤̗̩͙͖͡e̼̠̫̞̬r̞̤̮̜̜̜ͅe̷̥̰̠̳̻d͖͙͕͖̱̜̭ ̴̮͎͔͓̭̻C̳͖̣̩͚a̱͘l̗cu̢͔̤̭̫l̷̯͕͓͓̝̬̙a̱̲̦̦̞t̡͈̘̞o̖̘̠̮̙̜͡r̙

[msannonymous]

[saint-nevermore]

Dinoween Day 1:  Ghost

who's gonna tell him...

[rvdregister]

i'm curious as to why you would think that the wicker man points to archie!! if anything i thought it'd point to betty (being part of the fbi, the trailers point to betty being a potential sacrifice) or even jughead b/c he likes to investigate & fits that narrator role.

mainly because it's rumored archie isn't in subsequent episodes... and in wicker man the sacrifice must come willingly so betty (who is in on it like in the film) is used as bait to lure archie

i don't think everything will be copy paste from wicker man like the midsommar references are also very much there (archie and the bear, like hello???)

[holly-the-trash-writer]

Safest Place in the Universe

Eleventh Doctor x Fem! Reader

Written for an Annonymous ask

Synopsis: Y/n wakes up to find that the Doctor fell asleep on her. Which would be normal if Time Lords slept. Upon waking the Doctor explains just how much she means to him.

Word Count: 1,240

A/N: Taking requests for all your Eleven fics!!

Amy had walked into her living room and stopped dead. Her jaw dropped open as she took in the sight in front of her. 

Rory. She had to get Rory. 

She tip-toed back out the door and sprinted upstairs to their bedroom, “Rory!” She hissed. 

“Ah!” Rory tumbled out of bed before jumping up to his feet, “What? What’s happened?�� 

Amy squealed, “You really need to see this.” She grabbed his hand and started dragging him down the stairs. 

“Is this really so important that I couldn’t put on trousers?” 

“Yes. Now shush!” She placed a finger to his lips before slowing her steps when they reached the bottom of the stairs. 

The two crept towards the door to the living room and Amy grinned as she pointed around the corner. 

The two peaked around the corner and Rory blinked... and blinked... and blinked. But the view never changed. 

He pulled back and grabbed Amy’s arm, “Is he... sleeping?” 

Amy nodded, “The Doctor. The Doctor, the man who told us that he doesn’t need sleep, is now sleeping. Sleeping on top of Y/n! They’re- They’re-” 

Rory yawned, Cuddling. Which is what we should be doing.” 

“Rory! This is huge! When have we ever seen the Doctor sleep?” 

“Never.” Rory placed his hands on her shoulders and turned her towards the stairs, “Which is why we should leave him alone.” 

“But-” 

Rory chuckled, “We’re not staying down here so you can watch them sleep.” 

Amy huffed before taking his hands and the two walked back upstairs again. 

- 

Y/n blinked as noise from the hallway started to wake her up. The sound of hushed conversation had filtered in the door and then two sets of steps going back up the stairs. 

Squinting at the brightness of the room, she tried to take in her surroundings. 

Amy and Rory’s house.  Amy and Rory’s living room.  Amy and Rory’s sofa. 

She had fallen asleep on her left arm which was resting on the arm of the sofa. She remembered the Doctor rambling about using wires from different household appliances to do... something to the internet? 

Where was the Doctor? 

She couldn’t see him in the room so she went to get up to look for him. She tried to shift her legs but couldn’t move due to a heavy weight pinning her down. Looking down she saw the exact alien that she was looking for. The Doctor, who was still tangled up in wires, was lying on top of her. Literally. The back of his head was resting against her chest, his right hand had her right hand in a comforting grip at his shoulder while his left arm dangled off the side. His upper body was on top of her legs while his own long legs were dangling off the opposite arm of the sofa. 

At first, she thought he was just thinking but he wasn’t moving and his breathing was even. 

He was sleeping. 

On top of her. 

The Doctor was sleeping while leaning on her. 

Once she realised what she was looking at she relaxed, leaning her head back on her left arm as she smiled down at him. 

Y/n remembered the time he told her that Time Lord’s don’t need as much sleep as humans do. Something about a meditative state for twenty minutes is like an eight-hour sleep for him. Yet, when she looks down at him, he looks like he’s been asleep for a while. Like, proper, human sleep. 

She craned her neck to look down at his face. He looked... peaceful. Which is a word not normally associated with the Doctor. The Doctor always has a permanent crease in his forehead. 

Yet, right now. His face was crease free. He looked just like a regular young man in his twenties. She’s never seen him be so still for so long either. 

Very slowly she moved her left arm and ran her fingers through the Doctor’s hair. Unbelievably soft. He didn’t wake at her actions and she couldn’t help herself but to run her fingers across his forehead. 

He shifted slightly before his eyes snapped open and he startled that much he rolled onto the floor. 

“Doctor?!” Y/n gasped as she leaned forward to look at him sprawled across the floor, “Are you okay?” 

The Doctor’s eyes darted around the room as he tried to figure out where he was. When he realised Y/n was looking down at him he jumped up, “Fine? Of course, I’m fine. I am Mister Fine.” Thinking over that for a second, he shook his head, “No, forget I said that.” 

Y/n couldn’t help but ask, “I thought you said Time Lords don’t sleep.” 

The Doctor didn’t look at her as he starting gathering all the wires and figuring out where the ends were, “We don’t.” 

“But you were.” 

The Doctor sighed and rubbed a hand across his face, trying to wake up. 

Y/n frowned at his reaction, “There’s nothing wrong with sleeping you know.” 

He turned around and gave her a small smile before gently lifting her legs and falling heavily into the seat beside her, placing her legs on his lap. 

Y/n’s eyes widened at his actions, “Doctor?” 

“Time Lord’s don’t sleep, Y/n. But they can.” He smiled as he patted your leg, “When a feeling of absolute safety is over us, we can sleep for hours.” 

He looked at Y/n’s face, she was nodding but she wasn’t fully understanding what he was saying, “Y/n, I haven’t slept in the presence of another person in decades. A possible millennium or two.” 

The realisation of what he meant dawned over her. 

“You- You feel safe here?” 

The Doctor chuckled, “With you.”  

“Me?” 

“Of course, you. Who could I trust more than you?” 

Y/n was speechless so the Doctor continued. 

He gestures to her body, “Your single heartbeat reminds me of and old Gallifreyan lullaby.” 

Y/n smiled and shifted in her seat so she could hold his hand, “Oh? How does it go?” 

The Doctor stared off into the distance as he patted Y/n’s hand, “It’s not one that is sung.” 

“Okay... so what’s it about?” Y/n rests her head against the pillow, waiting for the Doctor’s response. 

“It’s about finding the safest place in the Universe.” 

Y/n played with the Doctor’s fingers, “Okay. Where is it?” 

The Doctor smiled, lifting up his arm so Y/n could switch positions and curl up into him, putting her head on his shoulder and wrapping her arms around his middle under his jacket. 

“It says that there is one heart out there for everyone.” 

Y/n giggled and nudged him, “Or two in some cases.” 

The Doctor chuckled, “The hearts are drawn to each other. Always trying to find each other. When you come together the connection will be so strong that you’ll wonder if you ever really loved before them. They don’t conform to the rules of time or space and in their arms, you will find the safest place in the universe.” 

Y/n unwrapped herself out of the Doctor’s arms so she could sit up and look at his face. 

“I never found my safest place until now." He grinned at her before pulling her into his chest for a hug, wrapping one arm securely around her back and his other hand wrapped into her hair, pushing his face into her shoulder he took a deep breath before whispering, "I found it with you.” 

[theotakulifechoseme]

The marriage alphabet for Hendrickson? Hopefully that’s not too much, thanks!

I’m having a lot of fun with these alphabets HEEHEEHEE! 

A-About, what about you made them want to marry you?

Your forgiving and nurturing nature. You are just like a druid in the way that you respect nature and he loves that about you. 

B-Baby, would they want kids with you as soon as possible?

Yes. Hendrickson basically helped to raise Griamore, Gilthunder, and Howzer, so he will want kids as soon as possible. 

C-Celebration, how would they celebrate your anniversaries?

Hendrickson is a hopeless romantic. He would make you dinner and make sure that everyone else stays away so that he can make you feel just as loved as you make him feel. 

D-Divorce, how would they handle if you wanted a divorce? What caused it?

His self loathing is what caused it. This absolutely destroys him. He wants nothing more than to be worthy of you and to him he has failed and there was no saving it. 

E-Earnest, are they serious about your marriage? Or can they be a little immature about it?

Hendrickson takes your relationship very serious. He is never immature about it because he takes this as serious as his job as a Holy Knight. 

F- Favorite, what was your favorite things before and after you got married to each other?

Favorite thing before and after you got married is Hendy’s inability to resist Honey. You have to hide it to keep him out of the honey jar, but if this man gets a whiff of it you have no hope to keep it secret. Sometimes you even buy some just so that you can watch him get sticky from the mess he makes. 

G-Giving, do they spoil you?

Hendrickson is sure to spoil you. Flowers, poems, dresses, surprise date nights. You name it. He spoils you rotten and often times you pitty the other women around you whose husband’s don’t treat them with the same respect and reverence. 

H-Honeymoon, what did you two do for your honeymoon?

Hendrickson is first and foremost a druid. Even though he was cast out he is still a druid of nature. A honeymoon in the forest with a cliff outlook to the sea was something you never thought you would want to do, but being pulled by the waves on the cliff face would put you to sleep in an instant, that is, after you two had your fun. 

I-Invest, how much do they contribute to your marriage?

Hendrickson put everything into your marriage. He still does. You, not expecting this at first, were shocked. Though once the shock wore off you put equal amount of effort into your marriage. The only time he doesn’t put in effort is when he is training your children to be holy knights. You can understand though. This is what will keep them safe. 

J-Jealous, do they still get jealous even though you’re completely theirs?

Yes. Hendrickson is very much the jealous type. Part of this stems from. His fear that you will realize that the things that he has done cannot be atoned for and he will always be the monster he thinks he is. 

K-Kiss, how often would you two kiss? Do you still have that spark?

Hendrickson is big on formality. He will not kiss you in public. He does love to kiss you when you are home though. Good morning kisses are a must. Goodnight kisses are never missed. Kisses are also always given to you in tandem with thank yous. 

L-Live, where would you two settle down at?

You live in Lioness, though you both would like to move to live in the same forest that you had your honeymoon in. 

M-Make, do they still make your heart flutter after years of marriage?

The one thing that makes your heart flutter is his soft kisses on the back of your hand. He is such a gentleman that it makes your heart skip a beat every single time. 

N-Never, what is something they would never do?

He would never raise his voice to you. Even when you have your days, and that one time that you screamed at him that he didn’t love you the way he said he did while you were pregnant with your first child, he never and will never raise his voice at you. 

O-Opportunity, do you two still get the opportunity to be intimate with one another?

Drefus is always there to lend a hand, just as Hendrickson was there to lend a hand to him. Uncle Drefus will always take the kids so that you two can have some alone time. If it isn’t Drefus it’s Meliodas who will let you guys get in some alone time. Though you are pretty sure he is racking up some debt so that he will have that time later on. 

P-Pet names, what pet names do you two give each other?

You always call him Darling, and Hendy always calls you My Heart. You find it adorable and you will never stop. 

Q-Quiet, do you two keep quiet about your marriage? Or do you always brag about one another?

No, you always brag about each other. You know he brags about you to the guys and equally you find yourself bragging to all of your female friends about how wonderful of a husband he is. 

R-Romance, how do you two keep your romance alive?

With how spoiled you are and how much you both put into your marriage there is no short supply of romance in your marriage. Late night walks in Lioness, star gazing, and the trips to town festivals. 

S-Selfie, would they take multiple pictures of you? Would they save them on their phone?

If he had a phone, yes he would. He does love to have portraits made, especially of you two and his whole family. 

T-Teenagers, do you still act like teens when you’re older?

No. You might act silly every once and a while, but you don’t act like teenagers. 

U-Unrelenting, what hasn’t stopped since you two got married?

He is always the one to make breakfast every morning. Normally you are a late riser, or at least later than he is. So you find that you are served breakfast every morning. 

V-Valentine’s Day, what plans do you two make?

It’s always a surprise for you. Sometimes you two spend it alone and others you spend it on a short vacation from the Holy Knights. 

W-Wedding, what was your wedding like?

Small, with only Hendrickson’s close friends and yours. You find that you liked the small wedding and that even though it was small his vows to you were the most amazing words that you will never forget. 

X-X-Ray, can you two see through each other? Can you see when you’re lying or not?

Hendrickson can always tell when you are upset, but lying? You don’t normally lie to each other. The only thing you lie about is when you two have surprises for each other and you two have gotten so good at it, it is like second nature. You can keep these secrets from each other easy as pie. 

Y-Yearly Tradition, what do you two do every year for your wedding anniversary?

Being a druid Hendy is big on traditions. You find that he always serves you breakfast in bed, You’ll god out to spend the day together and follow everything up by going out to dinner before you two go to the castle baths before some fun time. 

Z-Zesty, Give me your own zesty letters!

Good morning My Heart,

Breakfast is on the table, I’m sorry I had to leave so early for a training mission with the younger Holy Knights Apprentices but duty is duty. I have put the laundry out to dry since it is going to be a nice  out. Why don:t you take your free time to finish that book you were enjoying? 

The balcony is lit perfectly at noon and you have been desperately trying to find time to finish it. The only thing I ask of you is for you to tell me how it finished when I return. 

I’ll cherish you forever,

Hendrickson 

[psychicglitterdetective]

Pure Vessel x Gender neutral! S/o: Headcannons

Request: Yes

By: Annonymous

Warnings: None :D

A/N: If I’m correct, two people requested this one, so i’ll be killing two birds with one stone with this one. So, I hope ya’ll enjoy this one!

Its no secret that Hollow is a very sesitive person (err, bug?)

They obviously suffer from severe ptsd and has seperation axiety but is a very sweet bug

It takes them a while getting used to getting in a relationship with you, but once they get more comfortable

MY GOODNESS

They’ll be the sweetest and the most adoring partner you’ll ever have

They are royalty, so, they picked off manners from the get-go

They hold the door open for you, bring you flowers and littler gifts they find, always holding your hand/claw, they love you unconditionally

They LOVE hugs

Like, if they could be hugging you 24/7, they would

Hornet is EXTREMLY over protective over them, due to all of the things they’ve been through

She was a bit wary of you when Hollow announced your relationship

It took a while for her to loosen up around you, but she soon gives you her blessings 

Little Ghost already loved you

Anyone Hollow loves, Ghost loves (And vise versa)

Hollow constantly has nightmares

They always wake up in the dead of night with void leaking out of their eyes, their arm and chest hurting

You’re always there to confort them every single time and they’ll love you forever for it, for putting up with them

They would confide in you; telling you about how much they hated their father yet they couldn’t help but still love them unconditionally. How much they hated the Radiance and all the mental termoil she putted them through

You’d listen to them whilst rubbing their back and gently holding their hand, rubbing endless circles on their knuckles

I headcannon that Hollow is kind of acts like a housewife, they just want some peace in their life! 

And they make the best cookies, the one’s that would rival the ones your grandma does every weekend when you visist.

So, yes, you two often cook together and even have playful fights over who gets to cook dinner that night

So, yeah. You two are one of the most adorable couple in all of Hallownest and I wish you nothing but the best.

Hey, sorry this took me way too long to do and it might of come out crappy. But its been rough with me irl. But i’ll try to write most, if not all, the requests I’ve gotten and try to write in other fandoms apart from Hollow Knight. (Don’t get me wrong, I love Hollow Knight but I need to work on other Fandoms)

And If any of you are wondering, yes, I’m still taking requests so you can request anything else.