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no you misunderstood, i'm not an autism service dog, i'm an AUTISTIC service dog. yeah i'm the one with the autism. no worries it happens all the time

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The Witch's Son 🐦‍⬛

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More older Kieran!! He’s still figuring things out 🥹

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every time i see someone call kirk and spock the oldest ship, i'm filled with the urge to go "hmm actually the holmes and watson girlies have been here for a hundred years now", and i refrain because i know the natural conclusion of this game is gilgamesh and enkidu

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y'all ever think about how insane the sauropods were

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hey has anyone checked in on creedence clearwater revival recently? i think they might be soggy

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The thing about small towns is people who don’t live there will tell you they’re safe and quiet and people who do live there will tell you the average persons hobbies include owning illegal weapons and being a functional meth addict and somehow every street has some sort of horrifying unsolved murder however the police are too busy walking into walls and contaminating crime scenes and playing candy crush on their phones to look into it. And despite all of this you’re still probably fine spending hours in an empty abandoned park in the middle of the night

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Richard Siken… Richard Fucking Siken. You asked RICHARD SIKEN if his poems were inspired by BUDDIE. Gay men do not exist in people’s heads except as props huh?

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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked

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[COVERED IN BLOOD, EYES LARGE] i have been working. On my resume

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