#And then they end up holding hands because their boys are worrying them AF

[ray935sworld]

I really hope Domizia and Julia Marquez will bond over them being worried about their idiots on track

[thatfoxnamedfinley]

Ten Heartbeats...aka The Way of Kings thoughts

Holy fuck my friends

holy FUCK

this is the longest book I've ever read while simultaneously being one of the best books I've ever read

Friends, students, juvenile delinquents. LEND ME YOUR EAR.

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT, this is going to be a long one baby LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo

Them: Ok so everyone say their favorite character on three. Okay? One, Two, Three! -

Me: Szeth! Wait...er...I think actually it's Dalinar. Wait...but, Kaladin...er...and Syl too. Well, maybe...Wit...er...possibly Teft? Rock! Er...

Them:

The characters are EXCELLENT. Fascinating. Probably because the world building is so solid that they are able to all stand on their own in their own stories.

I know a big complaint is Shallan's parts in the beginning half (because we're so thirsty for Kaladin and Dalinar's stories) but I still really liked them. I know Capsule isn't the guy's name (spelled Kabsal I think) but I'm calling him Capsule. That's the one part I wasn't a huge fan of only because I'm not a fan of romance in anything I consume. There was a payoff at the end but still.

Now, I DO think that Jasnah CARRIED Shallan's chapters because a lot of what Shallan was trying to do revolved around Jasnah and stealing her Soulcaster and what Jasnah was researching and who Jasnah's father was and how intelligent Jasnah is. I actually found the philosophy of her killing those men in the alleyway to make Shallan more open minded to different ways of thinking to be quite brilliant. I also knew through other avenues of the story (Dalinar's POV) that what Jasnah was researching was major and the lore we would get from Shallan's POV would be invaluable to the world building. ESPECIALLY towards the back half when Shallan was drawing weird things and Capsule made his move to assassinate Jasnah (with bread and jam LMFAO bro)

The scene of Shallan running away from those creatures she was drawing was genuinely frightening, especially when she reached out towards the hand that was near her (in her drawing) and felt something there. I was like

And the soulcasting and that both she and Jasnah can do it without a soulcaster because...??????????? oh dont worry we dont know yet

And wtf is Shadesmar

like WTF is that place? WTF is there? What is it? A different plane? Are spren there? Are voidbringers there? Are not all spren good? Like, I know there are painspren and deathspren and rotspren and the question has continued to be asked if the spren are drawn to things or if they create them. But they seem to have limited intelligence (minus maybe Syl). But there's no reason to believe that maybe there are spren that aren't malicious; we just haven't seen them yet. They're in Shadesmar bitch

(side note, anticipationspren and gloryspren may be my fav, I can imagine them as little sprites with their hands raised in the air, lit af)

OH AND BITCH the revelation of the Parshmen being the VOIDBRINGERS????????????????? BITCH WTF

When it was mentioned the Voidbringers "hummed in song" I was like WAIT A FUCKING SECOND THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY

like WTF IS HAPPENING and when Jasnah was like "girlie, these bitches are ingratiated into every aspect of our society" Shallan and I were BOTH like

Kaladin and Syl. Baby boi and baby girl.

do not TOUCH me when Syl was holding up her little arms in front of the highstorm to try to shield Kaladin from it

When she brought him a leaf to make him feel better

Saying she tripped some men to get back at being mean to Kaladin and she was so proud of herself

At moments she gave Kaladin a reason to live and she was AMAZING. BOIIIIIII when she appeared a full woman next to Kaladin and the look on her face and the echo of his father's words making him go back and save Dalinar. Syl appearing like that honestly carried so much weight, especially when you find out she's an Honorspren. Spirit of oaths. Of promises. And nobility. And all of a sudden that moment and that battle had so much more gravity. I can close my eyes an imagine her hair blowing around her face as she watches Dalinar's banner fight to survive and the moment Kaladin realises he HAS to go help them....

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

ok wait wait wait my heartrate is increasing let me travel back a little bit

Kaladin and the process of getting his Bridge Four homeboys to trust him was

Rock and Teft are LEGENDS. Rock being the first one to really see Kaladin as a leader was iconic.

I'm listening to the audiobooks (if you are unaware and this is a first book posting of mine you've seen) I'm a REALLY slow reader. I get distracted and I have ADD so I need to be moving and doing other things (even if it's just COLORING while I listen, I can't just sit and read but I'm trying to get better at it), and there's a bookmark+note I left on chapter 21:

"Rock, I fear, may be an actual legend"

I actually ended up liking Teft a little bit more than Rock by the end of the book but Rock being the first one to actually be open and willing to Kaladin's leadership made me really like him immediately.

I liked Teft a lot because he was the one constantly checking up on Kaladin and asking him if he was okay, giving him space when he needed it but still staying close to him and I thought that was really sweet. When you're depressed, sometimes someone just needs to BE there with you and Teft seemed to understand the burden of leadership. And of course it helped that he saw Kaladin glow like a flamespren on steroids after Kaladin survived a highstorm.

All due respect I'm so glad he survived the highstorm cause, *COUGH* prophecy *COUGH*, but Sanderson described him as basically flapping in the wind like a wet sock

I liked when they were doing the assault to save Dalinar (SADEAS YOU FUCKING BASTARD OH I'LL GET TO HIM) and Bridge Four was watching him fight with his spear and they were all watching in awe and the Teft snapped out of it like OUR BRIDGELEADER NEEDS US COME ON MEN

And they all charged I was like

I came around on Moash too eventually XD

Lopen was funny cause he had like 15 cousins that owed him favors and I'm like BRO WHO ARE YOU

Hoid being Sigzil's old master was a pleasant surprise. When he was telling that story to Kaladin by the fire I was like "Wait a minute is he also a Worldsinger?? He knows all this SHIT!" Then when it was revealed I was satisfied. A pleasant tie-in to that character that made the world seem more connected.

My working theory is that spren gave the Radiants their powers and they have to do like an "equal exchange" thing (like Shallan with that voice that wanted something) for their powers to fully manifest. I don't know that you're "BORN" with powers so much as chosen by a specific spren with a specific power. But girl, idk this is just what my brain is thinking after lying in bed with scrap paper like

Dalinar.

Stoic boi. Soft boi. Emotional boi. Pent up boi. Sadeas and Dalinar have this exchange in which he has this to say about Dalinar. From Chapter 26, ahem, let me read it:

"It's odd, how a leader's influence can affect his men," Sadeas said. "So many of these are like smaller versions of you. Bundles of emotion, wrapped up and tied until they become stiff from the pressure. They're so sure in some ways, yet so insecure in others."

[...]

"But don't you ever want to let it out, as you used to? Doesn't it pound on you inside, like someone trapped within a large drum? Beating, banging, trying to claw free?"

"Yes," Dalinar said.

[...]

"And the Thrill, Dalinar. Do you still feel the Thrill?"

*folds sheet of paper away* And not only does this sound like the beginning of a very intense gay fanfic (note that my bookmark note in the audiobook read as follows: Yo Sadeas, this pillow talk is WILD rn bro. "Do you still feel the Thrill?" BRO WE'RE ON A HUNT FOR A CHASMFIEND RN THIS IS *NOT* THE TIME MY GUY), but Navani echoes something similar later. Dalinar does too when they finally accept their feelings for each other. He says he HAS to live for something or else he spirals out of control. The Codes, Gavilar, the book. If he gives himself any "leeway on the leash" then he rages. I found that to be ever present in his character, always having to calm himself down and ESSENTIALLY do breathing exercises when people pissed him tf off.

I found Dalinar's POV quite captivating. A warlord, a feared warlord, who has visions of...crazy shit during these highstorms and really goes through this internal conflict of if he is mad or not and if he should abdicate to his son. His boon and curse are unknown to us from the NightWatcher (although alluding maybe his curse has to do with his wife as he doesn't even remember her name).

During the battle at the end with the Parshendi when Sadeas abandons him I had several thoughts and feelings during this

1.) Kaladin choosing to go save him was fucking EPIC. When Dalinar sees them charging back to them, a single lone bridge crew...using THAT as a hope and fighting through the army....GOOSEBUMPS BRO

2.) I think that Parshendi that said he had "finally found" Dalinar after searching for him was Odium. I really think this. The odd respectful saluting towards Dalinar...it was all so odd but it makes me feel what I felt since we saw his very first highstorm vision. Dalinar is chosen. A lot of our MCs are. For what, I don't know. But they're chosen for this Everstorm coming.

3.) SADEAS. You insidious POS. From Dalinar's POV, it was written so well that I actually thought Sadeas was an ally. Maybe I'm a dumb mother fucker. I did NOT anticipate Sadeas betraying him. I really didn't. It's a trope and I should of seen that shit from a mile away but I didn't.

4.) It's actually heatwarming how much Adolin loves his father. during his brief POV's he thinks about him a lot in a very loving manner and it's actually lovely to see that the relationships he has with his two sons are HEALTHY. In Chapter 12, Adolin states the reason he fights is that he can never forgive the Parshendi for bringing his father so much pain after the assassination of his brother. That's like...super sweet! He even states in the same chapter that he thinks his father is the greatest man alive. Seeing a loving, healthy dynamic between a father and his son was actually super, super special and unexpected. He still had moments where he challenged his father and Dalinar LETS him but he spends a lot of his time trying to understand his father's thoughts and I can't WAIT to see more of this dynamic as well as more of Adolin and Renarin (I have a feeling this dude will be a dark horse later) in later books.

World building is great. I literally felt like I was dropped into this world with no explanations, expected to figure everything out. While there are frustrations in that maybe, I really liked it. It took me about a week to work through this book (I read along with the audiobook, like someone was reading to me at night) and many a night was I awake til like 4am listening and thinking about it. In my bed all curled up, listening and imagining the world. Giggling sometimes, gasping. Clapping vigorously. I almost cried once.

THIS is how stories should be felt. Like I'm by a fire, wrapped up in a blanket given to me from another world, lost in the stories of the stars when I look up. One of the best experiences I've had with a book and I'm truly looking forward to the next book.

Until next time *salutes*

side thoughts pulled from audiobook bookmarked notes:

Dalinar giving up his Shardblade for Bridge Four and all of the bridgeman was kinda hot, ngl

Syl may be a GOAT

"Brightlord Sadeas," Wit said, taking a sip of wine. "I'm terribly sorry to see you here." LMFAOO WHAT A CUNTY ICON i love Wit

wait if men don't write how does Szeth know how wtf (Szeth is an actual baby angel and he may be the side character I want to know the most about. Super super interesting)

Teft kinda clutch

"What is that?" Gaz said, pointing. "Bridge Crew. Carrying what I believe is...yes, it's a bridge." Kaladin is lowkey a comedian

wait where tf did Gaz go later on

Bridge Four nodding knowingly when they see Kaladin talking to air LMFAOOOO I fear this bridge crew is iconic

[bibibbon]

MHA chapter 422 rant

For a MCs rising chapter this chapter definitely didn't revolve around the MC in any major way.

Izuku intropsection where, I have never heard of her! This is a major issue I have with how hori writes Izuku. Almost every character at least gets their pov probably said and presented in their rising chapters except of izuku whose own rising chapter felt like a true let down and disappointment to me

Inko is back! I guess. I was way more interested to what was happening to inko when izuku had to go through that whole painful process of losing his quirks and an arm and then regaining it but I guess she stayed in a default status and just crying for her son which understandable but i was expecting more from her. Heck I think I expected too much i thought that hori might do something with her character, something angst worthy. Heck I am seeing the dfo theorist and if it ends up being true then that would be cool angst potential but a horrible canon event considering that hori has stretched this far too long.

Izuku midoriya rising just for izuku to be a side character in this chapter. Like i said this is a rising chapter and we get almost nothing personal from Izuku himself no intropsection no nothing. This chapter was simply full of other characters reactions and trying to help him to get up and do his job which is sad. I don't know but how come no one in the story sees just how unethical and bad the situation is like that's a 16 year old boy running to his death basically on live television. Also Iam enjoying the izu and all might parallels yet Iam worried that this might actually be Izuku's last fight. Also aren't we gonna talk about AFO is attacking izuku with OFA's own quirks I just find it cruel.

Still not a huge fan of everyone needing to get their moments like this. Yeah my opinion didn't change I just felt like the moments and reactions were given to characters like asui and shoji and then we had to continue glossing over them. It feels Hella fast paced and at this point IAM not sure if hori wants to end or prolong the series🤷‍♀️. Also I had to check but can we talk about MOMO AND TORU LIKE !!!!

Melissa and Rody my favourites and Iam bias.

I wish we had more of ochako, iida and izu. Again another moment falls flat in there seires because we lack build up and development. I liked ochakos comment and the parallels with iida holding izu's hand and still holding it again but all of this seems empty because the original nerdy tiro that we had at the beginning of the series was scrapped for the boring todoroki, bakugo and izuku one. Heck we could of had an izucrew/dekusquad and that would of helped with the build up of this unlike what's going on now .

Bakugo didn't need to be mentioned in this chapter but he is 😑. As far as anyone can tell Iam not a fan of bakugo and I don't think he needed to be mentioned like the guy got his arc and whatever so why don't we just focus on the current situation instead of thinking about how we wished he was here with Izuku and all like it felt pretty useless.

In conclusion, it was an average meh chapter but I got annoyed considering the title being midoriya rising for it to not have any proper focus on midoriya.

Like I absolutely loved some of the character moments even though they lacked build up and were short AF but this chapter DOESN'T deserve to be called midoriya's rising.

[luv4fandoms]

D'you ever just like.... Binge read an entire blog and start uglysobbing. Because that's me with your works.

The fact that you write for Dwayne (Lost Boys) legit had me weak. I have been in love with this mofo since I was like 14 (and I'm 27 now, so if that's not dedication idek what is) and you... FED ME. And your take on Dwayne is legit how I imagined him, like isn't it just fantastic when you read a fanfic that just makes your brain go "DING DING DING DING JACKPOT" that's me with your Dwayne content, I wanna cry.

If I may, but like please ignore this suggestion if it doesn't inspire you ... I am short af, like 4'11"(1.50m) kinda short, and I am kinda curious... How would Dwayne feel about that? Like how would he act around a very short partner? Is he the teasing type, the protective type, the "ur adorable" type... Does he have a size kink? Would he develop one? ;v;

Again, please just ignore this part of my message if you don't feel inspired by this little suggestion/idea/thing!

And plz keep posting your stuff because your blog legit helped me get out of a very nasty depressive episode and I cannot thank you enough for this!

First off let me just say that I am so freaking honored! Like holy crap! Dwayne the one boy I struggled to write when I first started writing about them, and to hear someone say that I nailed him perfectly to how they imagined him is just 🥹🥹. I'm also so glad that my stories helped you out of your depressive episode. As someone who has them herself I always wanna be able to help others through theres.❤️

Now on to the ask! (Never written a short reader before because I myself am 5'7-5'8 but I'mma try lol)

Warning: HINTS AT SMUT AT THE END

Dwayne is all three types when it comes to his shorter s/o. He's protective upon meeting you because in his mind, your height makes you more vulnerable to things, even if you are a little spitfire (like Marko) in his mind he still needs to use his own height to protect you. He will be your sword AND shield so you don't need to worry.

He also finds you absolutely adorable, especially when you have to ask him for help to reach stuff, it's no secret amongst the boys that Dwayne loves to be needed, it's like a drug to him, so that being said, he will be a cheeky shit at times and put stuff he knows you'll want, higher up so you have to come to him, with that adorable pout and ask in the sweetest voice.

"Dwayne can you help me?"

Cause you don't even know that you already have him wrapped around your finger.

He won't start teasing until you're a little ways into the relationship. It starts with little things, asking in a teasing voice "need something baby?" Other times it's "it's so cute when you stand on your tiptoes to kiss me. On more than one occasion he has easily lifted you up so you are at eye level with him, smiling that teasing smile and saying "there, isn't this easier baby? No need to strain your neck".

He loves how when you're out on the boardwalk he can wrap you in his arms, chin resting atop your head and feel like he is totally shielding you. How your body fitting so snuggly in his arms.

He never thought he had a size kink until he met you, but he soon realized he was wrong. The way his hand will totally eclipse yours when he holds them, how he can easily cup your cheeks and pull you close, his lips bruising your smaller ones. How easily you fit into his lap, either just relaxing so he can read to you, or during...other times.

That was another area his newly found kink came in. Seeing you taking him every time has his head reeling because he honestly is shocked when you take him. It always leaves him gasping and groaning, eyes locked on where you're joined, unable to look away.

Overall Dwayne will absolutely cherish you! Because you are his Princess/Prince and he would do absolutely anything for you ❤️

[blacklegsanjiii]

More random ships with our beautiful queen Sora -> Hancock x Sora, Makino x Sora, Corazon x Sora

Hancock and Sora propaly has a age gap like Mihawk x Boa, but hear me out: I hc that Sora had Reiju when she was between 19-22, so makes her having the 1234ji with 22-25, and when Sanji and her are saved by a eighteen Boa, she would have 30-33, more pra less the same age as Mihawk (and also, the DYNAMIC!)

Makino x Sora? Perfect. Sora ran away from Germa with Sanji and stop at Dawn to hide, Sanji finds the ASL+Makino while he is stealing some food and they go help him and his mother (bc Makino is worried about the boy). So both womens just start to live near in case Sora needs help and thry fall in love <3

Corazon x Sora? Pair of sweet blondes who LOVES their children. Sora run away with Sanji and finds Cora (who is with Law) decides to help them and end up falling in love with her. Later on he almost dies bc of Doflamingo but survives and lives with his wife in a small island.

GOD DAMMIT THESE ARE LIT AF!!!!!!!

Okay so Hancock x Sora. They are saved and brought to lesbian island. Sora has gotta be teasing Boa like Mihawk does but she makes good on her promises and absolutely flusters Boa. Boa absolutely claims Sanji as her baby as well again and they're a happy little family. Boa using her royal status to spoil them but this is the SASSIEST family. If Boa is still swooning for Luffy, Sora HAS to be looking at her wife with the most unimpressed look. When Boa comes back and whines to her wife their kid is dating Luffy and Sora has to remind her that age gaps can be weird and the way she was doing it was making it weird. Boa looks at her with confusion and Sora explains that Boa flirted with her first. They are absolutely those lesbians that uhaul'd and then got married, and grew old together, they are THE dykes of the pirating world. They have to have the best sex life too tbh.

Makino x Sora. Could you also imagine if this when Shanks is there? Like Luffy and Makino find this Sanji stealing food and then finds Sora after the second or third time. Shanks somehow hasn't lost his arm yet but absolutely plays THE WORST wingman to those women. Sora is somehow the biggest help to Luffy after he eats the devil fruit and then Shanks loses his arm and leaves. Makino and Sora are doing their best to mother these kids but then Luffy disappears and comes back with more??? In the interim the women have gotten together. Sabo knows the queen of Germa when he sees her because he's been to several Reveries but Sora tells him it's a secret or they will all die. She's not even joking and then pats Sabo on the head. When ASL see her kiss Makino for the first time they ask Sanji about it and he's like 'idk, she's better than my dad' which Ace says Makino is better than his dad too.

Sora x Corazon. This man and his lead poisoned son find Sora and Sanji, her sick and dying as well and Sanji starved and matted. Fuck it, they could all band together and survive. Right? Right. They're traveling and Law is getting sicker and Sora is plateaued in her illness so that's probably a good thing. Cora is carrying both of them as Sanji follows as fast as his little legs will carry him. They bond over the kids and the kids bond over death. Listen, their fucked up, all of them. They save Law and Corazon from Doflamingo and death. Sora manages to stop the bleeding and asks where the boys are. So when he is propped and set to live and hidden somewhere she goes and finds the boys. They settle on an island until the boys set off, even if they don't think Sanji is quite old enough to be a pirate. It's fine, Law keeps Sanji on ship duties only until he's like fifteen and now he's Law's left hand. Cora and Sora(fuck i love that) display their sons proudly and the kids hang new photos their parents send them regularly. Cora is usually holding his much smaller wife with a cigarette in his mouth while on fire and Sora smiling widely while dumping water on her husband's flaming coat.

[jinx-on-mars-19xx]

Codependency

(Kill Somebody Part Two Chapter Two)

🔪 Previous Parts Here 🔪

Dom x Colson (Yungblud x Machine Gun Kelly)

Warnings: ABO dynamics (knots, slick, heats, mpreg), alpha serial killer/hitman Dom, omega mob boss Kells, past abuse, baby fic, improper movie watch with kids, people watching, deep talks, past SA, talks of childhood trauma, mentions of abandonment, mentions of selling people, painful memories, finding alone time, smut (seriously a lot of it), d/s undertones, overtones, and everything between, dom Kells, sub Dom, grinding, fingering, spitting, degradation, desperation, self pleasure, control, begging, enemies to lovers ❤️‍🔥 Rating: explicit AF

All ideas helped by @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker 🖤

Dom was lounging on his sofa watching a movie with his sons when he noticed his mate acting strange. It started with the omega carrying a bag of something to the kitchen where he heard the fridge open for a few moments before it closed and he was stalking back to their bedroom with a determined look on his face. The man had been napping a little while before when Punk had woken up and Blain had asked if he wished to spend some time together. He thought it was a perfect idea but the longer he watched the door the more tense he felt. He thought his lover would take the excuse to rest more.

A few minutes later he exited the room, pushing their baby’s cot across the floor. Even though the child in question was resting between the two Brits, Colson kept moving it until he reached their roommate’s room. “Wha's he on about?” The teen asked, gently easing the infant into his hold to bounce him softly. It was almost second nature already and the sight warmed the sociopath’s heart.

Dominic shrugged and they both lost interest in the movie playing out on the screen in order to people-watch the other man. Maybe it was the personality disorder they seemed to share but humans were much more interesting than television. He didn't want to be obviously spying though so he tried to carry on a conversation, he found it easier to talk to the kid than most others. “You good wiv ‘im.” He smiled, nodding to his baby. Blain grinned back happily.

“I had a really good babysitter as a boy.” He explained simply. “I were young as fuck and my parents were bloody awful but sometimes they'd take me on business nights out and leave me wiv someone. It was probably the only good example I ever got but it stuck wiv me.”

Dom sighed deep, completely understanding what the boy was saying. He'd never had the good example but he had to be one so young. He'd had a small hope that Blain at least had a good mum but of course not. Omegas rarely got that. In at least that way, his mate was lucky. Thinking of the man he glanced back down the hall but Colson just breezed past them. He disappeared back into the bedroom only to walk by again with a bag over his shoulder. Strange. “I'm sorry you ‘ad to deal wiv tha'. It weren't fairs. You should ‘ave gotten good parents first off. Wha' ‘append to ya mum?” He was genuinely wondering because they worried that someone might come after the boy to take him back. Especially since they were working to get him his father's money.

“I don't really know. She were jus' gone one day. I don't know if he sold her or killed her or she ran off or died. Didn't matter much to me. He ended up with a cycle of girls. I'm jus' glad he didn't try for me. Talked about it a lot.” The blasé way the kid sounded made the Alpha's stomach roll. It was frequent enough to seem normal to some but after being pressured about his sister it made him sick. He had to look away to cover his eyes flashing from suppressed rage but he landed on his lover leaving Tom's room again to jog back to theirs. Alright.

“You deserved protection. We all fucking did.” He growled low and the kid gave him a gentle look as he pulled the baby higher, his fingers softly raising Punk's hand to wave it.

“Um, we got it. Fanks.” He was so sure of his words it calmed something dark in the Alpha's chest. As long as his family felt safe. That's all that mattered. “Silly Daddy ain't he? Yes he is. You tell ‘em!” Blain had a higher affect to his voice when he spoke to the little one that made the older man laugh. “‘Ow bad was it for yas tha’ you can't see you already keep us safe?” He didn't normally try to push but of course he wanted to learn all he could about the pair.

Darkness swirled in the killer's mind as he thought back to his childhood. He'd watched his mate open up for their boy not long before and he knew he needed to too. “Me dad didn't like ‘ow much a pussy I were or tha’ I were sick.” He started easy but got a scoff from the kid.

“You showed him, aye?” Blain teased, he wondered how the bastard felt about his hitman son. After all, that's how the omega found him. An underground helpline website that took him on a darker path until he found a questionnaire about how he was treated and by whom. It had taken a while to realize he was ordering a hit but by that point he was too lost in the promise of safety. He hadn't imagined it would end up with him as part of a family.

Dom snorted, the boy didn't know how bloody right he was. It took him a moment to work through what he felt alright saying and what was too much too soon. “He ‘ired a doctor to blow me when I was ‘alf your age. Wanker checked wiv a ‘special test’ if I were Alpha enough or broken. It was really jus’ a pedo shoving ‘is finger up me arse.” He couldn't look at his son's as he spoke, he just kept picking at a thread on the arm of the couch. “Dad figured I were broken cause I weren't after me own baby sister or any over young omega he brought around. When I didn't pop a knot by twelve he tried an escort next. When I fought back and refused to take ‘er… He beat me ‘alf to death and let ‘er do me. I left after. Reached puberty wiv’in a few monfs and stayed gone. When I ‘eard he beat me mum dead I couldn't leave me girls wiv ‘im.” He took a deep breath and finally met the boy's eyes. He didn't want him thinking there was any shame in overcoming all they'd been through. “He was me first. Bastard doc was next. Went on a bit of a rampage after I got a taste for it. I were trying to make it work wiv me sisters until I almost got caught. We ended up ‘ere and tha’ works for me.”

Blain swallowed hard and sneakily sniffed deep his little brother’s calming baby scent. It helped that it was mixed with the Alpha's who, even upset, always soothed him. “Wha’ happened to the girls?”

“I didn't fink I was good for ‘em. I provided ‘em wiv a good school and a lovely adoptive family but every time ‘ey saw me I were terrifying I guess. Too much water under tha’ bridge.” He didn't want the kid thinking there was something wrong with him and Punk that he kept them close but sent away his sisters and he hoped that helped explain. “I wouldn't be who I am now if not for Tom and Cols. I couldn't be who ya need.”

“I call bullshite Punkers, don't you?” Blain teased as he cupped the baby's head and pulled him close before passing him to Dom gently. “You was already you. You jus' needed help wiv love.”

Dom huffed softly but he took his youngest and held him against his chest. There was almost nothing better than those bright red eyes watching him like he was all that mattered. Of course he looked forward to the baby having his own eye color and hopefully at some point a name, but he wasn't in any hurry for either. Though his mate was obviously in one. Colson came back out and finally decided to grace them with his presence as the movie was rolling credits at the end. The Alpha couldn't say what it had really been about besides murder and blood and gore. On second thought maybe it wasn't the best for two boys but at least Punk would only notice the pretty colors.

“Give it.” Kells huffed, holding out his hands for their child.

“No. It's me turn. Go rest.” Dom teased back, holding the baby against his chest.

The omega arched a playful brow down at his lover. He had to remind himself the other man didn't know what he'd been up to. Tom stepped into the room and took a seat on the other sofa but the killer just stared up at his partner. “Tom is taking him for the night.” He said simply and he watched the wheels turn in the psycho's mind.

“Tom is?”

“Yes.”

“And not us?”

“Not us.”

“And we get…”

“Time alone. The whole fucking night.” Col smirked as his lover stood up but he didn't appreciate the one handed hold on his son.

“Milk?”

“Boob juice is in the fridge. Cot is in their room. Blain can help if he wants, hell he can keep him all night but no one has to. I'm not about to parentify anyone. Our door is unlocked in case they can't hack it but if I left it open I think we'd break about a million laws.” Kells smirked as the realization fully dawned on the killer. “I have faith in our family. Don't you?”

Dom kissed his son's forehead and handed him off to his older one. He barely even looked as he did and he tripped over his own feet to reach his mate. They'd been close since the day the omega backhanded him and were working on working their shite out. Mostly they could only find time to wank each other off or make out with heavy petting in the shower. “Really really?” He almost couldn't believe it but he forced himself to stop a moment and check in with Blain. He cleared his throat and only turned his head, the kid didn't need an eye full of his tented pants. Bollocks. “Fank you for talking wiv me.” He smiled but the boy just threw a pillow at his back.

“If you don't get the fuck outta here! We got my bruv, go bond ya freaks.”

The couple laughed as they stumbled back to their room but the moment the door closed the Alpha was pushed against it. He'd always known how much larger his lover was than him but Col had never really proved it so blatantly. His wild hair was gripped and his head tugged back so he had to look up at the other man. He felt a shiver go down his spine that he swore ended up in his dick twitching. “I think you promised me your wet cunt. You gonna be a good bitch for me?” The way the mob boss's voice danced over his skin almost had him shaking but he didn't want to be too needy too fast.

“I fhought ya wanted me fat arse.” He tried to purr but it came out breathy and trembling. When Colson groped a handful of said ass and pulled him flush against his throbbing cock he couldn't help but wonder if he turned the omega on this much.

“Oh baby, I'm gonna wreck every inch of you. After all, we got all fucking night.”

The Alpha wasn't expecting to get led by his hair and thrown face down on the bed but when he bounced against it and tried to roll over he was slapped on the ass for his trouble. A soft yelp escaped him that he'd probably deny ever happened but Col heard it and chuckled darkly. Every vibration of the omega's throat tickled over Dom's skin like silk. The killer paused, taking a deep breath before he tried to figure out what was allowed. He could feel himself watched, his instincts were on high alert, but he didn't hear the other man moving. “Should I strip?”

“Do birds fucking fly?” Something about the way Kells spoke felt like he was making fun of the other. The last time he'd hit the boy he'd degraded him too and part of Dom had really liked it. He wasn't sure how much he could handle though.

“Some don't.” He couldn't stop the snark but he got spanked for it again. He groaned and felt himself drool against the blanket where his cheek was pressed but he got to work carefully sliding off his shirt. “You gonna keep it up on bare skin?” He asked, his voice a bit small. Was he excited or terrified or both?

Colson growled, pushing his own sweats down before gripping the back of his lover's to rip them off his legs. The move was violent enough Dom’s ass bounced and he had to stop and admire how red his flesh was. He wanted to keep going until the younger man bled but he thought that might be too much, and it wasn't his goal for the night. “Look at you. Pretty pink virgin tight pussy. All for me.”

Did Dom reply? Did he stay quiet and try to obey? There weren't any rules yet really. Instead of attempting and getting spanked again he tried a different tactic. His hands shook and he laid flat and reached back to grope his own cheeks and spread them. It felt filthy and scandalous, Alpha's didn't beg to get filled but he was never a normal one. He tried to look over his shoulder to see if he was making his mate happy but he got distracted by just how gorgeous his partner was. The boss was in his element, even if in a way that hurt the boy he still could feel it. It was all for him now and it shouldn't matter who got to experience his lover before. He always knew Kells was tall but when he was feeling his own power and looking down at Dom like a snack he seemed like a giant. His hair was falling around his pretty face, his eyes were gold and intent, his mouth was parted as if he couldn't catch his breath with his mate. He was still soft in places but so many of his muscles were so obvious, he appeared every bit the Alpha he faked being for years. Even his cock was intimidating, hard and leaking a mess of precum at the tip. The only hint of omega on him besides his eyes was the wetness between his thighs and the scent served to make Dom an even bigger wreck.

The Alpha rut his dick against the bed without thinking and got a bare palm to hole slap for it. The sound was sharp and seemed to echo off the walls. Fuck he'd be bruised later, his mate didn't hold back. “Don't even try. If I think you deserve to feel good I'll tell you what the fuck you're allowed. Otherwise you wait for my command.” It wasn't a question but there was still one hidden among the demands. The killer knew if he said ‘no’ or ‘stop’ the other would. It made him feel safe- something neither of them were used to before they met. “So desperate to get fucked. Look at you. Such a fucking slut. Pathetic.” With hissed words the omega spit over his lover's exposed hole and watched as Dom clenched for him.

The Alpha wouldn't say again how that didn't make any sense- how could he be a virgin and a slut? He knew better, at least on that. He wanted his ass slapped again but by his mate's balls, not his hand. He wouldn't get that by back-talking. Two hands gripped his hips roughly and yanked him to the edge of the bed. Col knew he was bendy and used it to his advantage, spreading the boy almost frog legged and teetering on the side of the mattress. His knees were bent and his ankles were supported but not his feet. He couldn't easily move himself without putting his toes on the floor which he was pretty sure he wasn't allowed. He just tried to keep the position held and his ass open. He couldn't help the second puddle of drool.

Kells crouched behind his partner and was happy he'd laid a towel on the floor beforehand. He was already dripping wet and with how well it was already going he predicted himself squirting at least once before the night was over. “Where's your dick?” He asked and when Dom whimpered something that sounded like ‘under’ he huffed, reaching under the other to slide his cock from his belly to rest along the side of the bed. He wasn't allowed friction. He would get off on Colson’s dick and nothing more.

When that was done Dom listened close and caught the wet sound of his mate gathering slick on his fingers. The omega moaned and he knew the bastard was fingering himself first. He tried to wiggle his ass but he couldn't move without probably hurting himself so he waited patiently and bit his lip at the noises.

Col didn't mean to but he lost himself to pleasure for a moment. He hadn't had anything inside him since before he gave birth and his inner walls were sensitive as hell. He'd meant to just wet his digits but instead he played, exploring how tight he was getting again. “Shit babe, you should feel this. So fucking tight and swollen. Hot. Drenched. Mmm fuck.” He purred, focusing on his own touch, reaching deeper until he found that little bump inside. It felt like the first night he touched himself but almost more intense somehow. He'd called his bitch a virgin but he almost felt like one. He knew he was torturing the boy but he hoped it just added to the need, he couldn't seem to stop himself anymore. His hips rocked and he fucked down on his own hand, chasing a release he hadn't meant to find yet. “Oh god- Dom- so good. You'd pass the fuck out. Oh- ohhh- fuck!” He damn well knew he was being an ass but he wasn't even exaggerating.

Dom listened and whimpered and tried to grind against the bed but he couldn't find any relief for his throbbing cock. He wasn't tied up but he didn't need to be, he knew his dominant would stop if he so much as breathed wrong. He couldn't see his lover but he could hear him and every noise was a revelation. He was happy that his partner was enjoying himself but it felt like an inner circle of hell not being able to interact.

“Fuck me your knot would feel amazing right now. I'm such a mess. Can you hear it? Shit- so good.” The omega couldn't stop his mouth even when his voice went breathy but he needed to involve his mate somehow. He slowed his hand and reached down with the other, soaking his fingers before he pulled them back up to tease around the boy's hole. The noise that left his bitch's lips made it all worth it. The poor thing sounded almost broken already. He stopped trying to fuck his own hand and instead kept his touch steady on his spot as his others slipped inside Dom’s hole. It was hard to focus on both but he was only trying to get himself off. The killer would cum when he said it was allowed.

Dominic whimpered and moaned as the other man's touch slid deeper. His nerves felt electrified after his punishment so all he could focus on was how tight he felt as Col explored and stretched him out. The omega hooked his finger and pulled just a little before he spit inside his mate and shuddered at the groan he heard. His lover was fever hot inside and his cock jerked at the thought of being surrounded by his tight silky pink walls. His own pleasure was building fast as he teased his spot hard. With every touch he swore he could feel his heartbeat in his cunt, dick, and nipples and he wondered if it would affect Dom the same. As his pleasure built he stilled his fingers inside the killer and focused on his own need. “Oh fuck me. Shit! So- oh- ohhh fucking-” His babbling stopped when his orgasm hit and he gushed in his palm and down his legs.

His dick stayed hard and in the game as he worked through his rapture, his fingers barely able to move as his cunt squeezed around them. He was panting and cursing and started rocking his other hand again until Dom was groaning and trying to cant his ass back. He had meant to go easy but his pleasure only made him need the boy more and he fucked him with two fingers until he stopped cumming so hard.

Eventually he added a third and pulled his other hand free, slapping his wet palm against Dom’s plush cheek. “Mmmplease?” The killer mumbled and the omega smirked. He didn't think he'd done enough but if his mate wanted to hurt…

“You've seen me. You really think your virgin ass is ready?” He wasn't boasting, it wasn't ego. He was thick and long. Maybe not as much a monster as his lover but still. He'd stretch him out and fuck him sloppy, probably make him bleed. As much as he craved it he didn't want to push if Dom didn't.

“Ready. Fuck me? Wanna feel yas for days. Daddy please?” That was it. That fucking word just did something to him when it came whimpered from the boy's lips. He scissored his fingers wide as he pulled them free and spit inside him again before letting go and watching the mess he used as lube dribble out to drip down Dom's skin and disappear over his balls.

Kells planted his knees better in the squishy wet towel under him, spreading his legs just wide enough to make his dick level. He curled his palm around himself and slapped his tip against that rosebud hole before gently teasing inside. The feeling of Dom's muscles wet and squeezing him tight was almost too much and he nearly broke to slam home. He wanted his lover to hurt, not be damaged so he slid back out and circled playfully again. “You sure bitch? Can't take it back.” He asked one last time. An Alpha didn't normally submit so easily but his was damn special. He'd try to show him what a gift it felt like later.

“Want it. Need you. You Cols- Daddy, please? Fuck me.” The words were nearly whined but sure. Dom needed his mate more than he needed air.

Author's Note/Tags: @iamnotanearthlingmotherfucker @hollywoodxwhore @jaxbreaker @fenoy7 @cole-way-iero28 if anyone wants tagged let me know 🩷🖤

So that was... Smutty as fuck. I'll just say it 🤭 The next part will be just as bad if not worse. Maybe more, we'll have to see. Eventually the plot will start plotting but for now let's just let the boys bond. Hope you're enjoying it! ❤️‍🔥🖤

[lavenderangeline]

She who holds the spirits

Chapter 5 Drunk Pals

TW: NSFW! Fluff, drunk af yamato

“Are you sure about that Tenzo?” Yamatos heart skips a beat as he hears his senpai behind him. He stammers something, ends the bandage with a knot and hears Annas laugh. She kinda sounds like a kettle on the stove. It sounds funny, no wonder the others are joining in. ”Kakashi Sensei! I fought against Anna-San, it was sooo cool!” “You call me breaking your rib cool…?”, Anna´s question sounded appalled. Naruto looked at her, silently laughthing, scratching the back of his back. Waving his hand at her he says, “Eh- ehehe… didn´t count that in. It just shows how strong you are!” Both, Yamato and Kakashi looked at Anna. Kakashi seemed not happy that she broke the bones of his student. Anna panics “I´m sorry that happend! I immideatly healed him! He´s okay again!!” Kakashi sighed, “Well… As long as Naruto is alright…” He squatted down beside Yamato. While Naruto was talking loudly with Anna, who watched the young boy with concern, Kakashi whispered towards Tenzo. “Can you tell me what happend?” “I uhm- might tell you on the way to the hokage” Yamato crackles. “Oh also…”, Kakashis face gave Yamato the shivers, “I saw you doing things that you shouldn´t do young man-” “Aha… ahahahaha….”, Yamatos nervous laugh made Anna look at him. “Everything okay you two?” They nod very fast. She shrugs, turning back to Naruto. ”Show her how to control his chakra and then let´s go!”, Kakashi mumbles. Yamato nods.

Anna goes and follows Yamato, listen to him closely and tries to concentrate. It´s pretty hard when your brain tries to get it´s own thoughts through. What did they mumble just a few minutes ago? Yamato looked terrified. Also she couldn´t hear because Naruto was talking so freaking loud. Well- she sighs into herself, now she got a different thing to do and Anna was sure Yamato would tell her if she asks. She sat down in the middle of the wooden columns. The young man with the chestnut brown hair still explaining, she looked up, fascinated that he created this place. She did something like that before… but that was a long time ago when she was little and just got merged with the spirit. “Did you understand everything?” “Yes Captain Yamato!”, she replied, very proud of herself. He smiled, “Then show me please.” Anna nodded strongly, taking a deep breath in and out, closing her eyes, concentrating on her chakra and surroundings. As she opened them again her vision changed, she saw the flow of every energy around her. That wasn´t something new, she was used to it. Yamato seemed surprised as she looked up at him, before looking forward. Her eyes changed into those she had as a dragon, ice cold, thin and long pupils and glowing. Some of her blue chakra started to flame up around her body, not much, just barley visible. “You´re using too much chakra”, Yamatos voice is strict. Anna sighs annoyed, holding her finger sign, : “I´m not… that´s normal when i do these kinds of jutsus. I can´t help it. Also feeling into me i have the right amount.” Almost pouting she gazes up into his eyes. He examinged her up and down, eyebrows still in this strict, angry way. His arms are crossed. She sees him the first time that way- the way that just screams authority. She looks forward again. The young man sighs, slightly dramatic -”Fine… Just… look after yourself- okay?” Why did he sound worried now? Anna grinned like a winner of a race- “Trust me- I will!” “Okay, Kakashi and me trying to be back in time. Just- be careful you two…” It almost seemed like he was afraid leaving Annaisha and Naruto alone- Well… considering what happend and the amount of energy this boy has it is in fact worrying. But Anna is sure she can handle it. Thinking to herself that she was in much worse situations so this is kindergarten shit. Kakashi came to the rescue, touched the shoulder of his friend, telling him to go. “She can handle that. Otherwise Tsunade wouldn´t brought her into the team.”

It took a little while, but now the Joinin are going down the street toward the hokages abode. Being far enough away Kakashi begins to speak. “What the hell did make you think it is okay to sleep in one bed with her?” He sounded kind of angry, it made Yamato nearly jump out of his pants. “I- uhm- eh jusnmhndng….” “What did you just said?”, Kakashi holding his ear towards him like an old man. Yamato murmurs something again, kakashi doesn´t understand. “Ugh… if you keep doing shit like that without fucking her in the end you´re going to have a sad sad life-” “WE DIDN´T FUCK WE JUST LAID IN ONE BED AND CUDDLED BECAUSE I WASN´T SLEEPING WELL!”, Yamatos yelling made some people look at him, his face flushes and he apologizes. Kakashi looks him dead in the eye. “Ahhh he can TALK- so if you can TALK now we can discuss that you firstly looked at her badonkers”, he makes a movement with his hands, as if he would lift his own tits, all color fades out of Yamatos face, “Secondly you got so fucking horny only by this woman being around you-” Yamato just wanted to fade away- no wait… he IS fading away right now- bit by bit. “that your long john just got it´s peak in like… months?!” “I- IT WAS-”, Yamato clears his throat, trying to calm himself down, “ It wasn´t like that…” Kakashi slided his hands into the pockets of his pants. “Yeah for sure- that was why she noticed it immediatly what you have in your pants as you got up that night. OH- AND ALSO-” , Kakashi laughed while Yamato watched and listend to him in horror, “she FELT it while you two slept in one bed. While you just slept in instantly she was awake for a while, red as a tomato, holding her hands over her face. It got even worse after you hugged her. She seemed like beeing in bed with her over one year crush.”

Kakashi looks up, scratching his cheek. Yamato stays behind a little being a pudding on the ground. Stopping the white haired man turns around, “Oh don´t be so dramatic Tenzo. It´s okay to be attracted to her… as long as you two are taking your time and be serious with each other- eeeverything is going to be fine.” He picks his comrad up from the ground and drags the young man with him. “She has an interesting tattoo on her back, that´s what i can say- ohhh almost forgot- the badonkers you looked at are-” “KAKASHI - STOP. TALKING!”, Yamato yells, clearly out of breath, not wanting to hear what this stalker of a man witnessed.

While the two man sharing their dark secrets which happend last night and reporting to Tsunade, the training with Naruto goes well. Anna can fully focus on what Yamato told her, it´s almost like second nature to her to control Narutos chakra so he can train in peace. Both, the young woman and the boy are fully focused on what they´re doing, until Anna hears someone approaching behind her. “So you´re the new girl right?”, a light voice says. Not turning around, still concentrating on the tasks Anna nods. “Ineed i am.” A slight annoyed huff behind her makes Anna frow her eyebrows down. The person behind her steps forward, directly in front of her. “It´s not nice not looking towards the person you´re talking to you know.”, a young girl, Anna guesses in her teenage years like Naruto- with light pink hair, green eyes and an red kind of dress looks down on her. “I´m just doing my job- you know.”, the annoyed answer coming from the red haired woman seems to make the girl slightly furious. Anna looks up for a second then focuses her gaze towards naruto who still tries to split the waterfall in two. “Sorry. I´m just busy. Captain Yamato is not here so i´m responsible for controlling Narutos chakra while he trains.” “Ohhh i see-” She turns around looking at her teammate before going back to Anna, squatting down beside her. “I´m Sakura Haruno. Very glad to finally meet you.” It felt like her smile was fake. Was it really that wrong to not look on her and focus on the task that is given to her? Normally it was the other way around for Anna- she got scolding because she CAN`T concentrate on what she´s doing. If Anna could she would bow down slightly, being polite is what she can do best afterall-

“Annaisha Akiharu. Very nice to meet you too.” It gets silent for a moment before Sakura begins to speak again. “Sooo how did you came here? Or better question is- what brought you to Konohagakure?”, her voice sounds interested but at the same time sharp like a knife. “Good question.”, Anna calmly gives back, trying to change the beginning of the conversation into more positive vibes, “mostly because i want to learn more about medicine. I was very surprised as Lady Tsunade directly wanted me as her student… i hope i also might go into the craft of a midwife later, but that is a different thing.” She chuckles a little. Sakura on the other hand watches her closely, Anna wished her to get away- her chakra seemingly going into a different direction, as if the blue flame that she caused flowed with the wind. She didn´t liked the vibe Sakura gave her. It was almost eerie. How was this girl Tsunades student? She didn´t felt warm just… obsessed with something- or someone.

“A midwife. Interesting. So you like kids?” “I wouldn´t be here if i wouldn´t like kids- from my own experience i didn´t liked it but it´s a fact that you teens are still kids-”, Anna joked a little badly, only to see how Sakura reacts. The pink haired girl weighted her head from side to side. “You´re not wrong there…” It took a little while until Sakura picked up the conversation again. “Do you have a boyfriend?” Why did this question HAS to come from her? “Uhh no. Only if you count fictional men and woman in-”, grinning widely Anna looked at the younger teen. She looked quiet shocked- “You like men and woman?!” she gasped. “Why? Is that in some kind important to you?”, the redhead lifted an eyebrow, “As far as i´m concerned it doesn´t make me more weird. The people that are important to me love me no matter who I love.” “No- ahaha- i think that´s fine. As long you´re happy-”, it seemed like Sakura was uncomfortable with that kind of information. Good. As long as she doesn´t continue asking about her love life- “How old are you? Maybe you could be the first one that romances Sensei Kakashi!” What the hell did this girl ate to breakfast? A clown? If yes, it wasn´t a good one. “Listen girlie-”, Anna began to get quiet annoyed, “i just know you for like 20 minutes- stop asking me questions like we´re friends. I don´t know you, you don´t really know me. We can talk about it someday but not when i need to concentrate on something really important. I understand you´re curious, i am too- but this is not the best situation to ask those things-” The sound of the waterfall silenced Sakuras indignant grunt, she stomend away and placed herself under the tree right next to the columns. Anna sighed. “What a bitch.”, she mumbled so silent only she could hear.

It was the late evening as Yamato, Kakashi and Anna walked down town to the bar. Anna clearly wasn´t in the mood for a drink, even tho the adults would say at this point that they needed one. The only thing which was clear to her at this certain moment was that she HATED Sakura Haruno. And the worst thing was that she not only stayed in a team with her the next few months, nooooo- it was even more evil than just that: she had to work with her because she was the first student of lady Tsunade. The only reason why she´s going with the two men is that she was happy to see Yamato again. Also Kakashi- because she wanted to know him better. Maybe he can also tell Anna a little something about his students- why Sakura is the way she is when she talks with Anna and it wasn´t even a full day with her! Feeling down and just wanting to roll into bed she just looked down while walking. Nibbling on the long sleeves of her shirt. Because she got kind of cold earlier, Yamato gave her his Shinobi west. Focusing on the good her lips formed into a gentle smile.

Feeling a hand on her head, she looks up towards Kakashi. He and Yamato seemed to communicated without words, just with wild gestures and looks while Anna was in her head thinking. “What's wrong? Something that bothers you?”, Kakashi asked and Anna could swear she noticed a soft smile behind his dark mask.

The woman breathed in, stopped and let out a loud sigh. Looking away, caressing her upper arm to feel maybe more comfortable. “I don't know if I and Sakura are going to get along with each other. Something just feels…odd when I'm talking with her. She was annoyed so fast. Also she directly asked my about my love life which isn't something I like doing when I just met a person. It's no problem when you get to the topic naturally but that - it felt forced.” Kakashi listens, Yamato too. While Yamato clearly wasn't happy about what Sakura did, Kakashi was more neutral about it. “Sakura can be a bit harsh. She is more reserved than you might think-”, the white haired man stop in the middle of his explanation. Seeing that Anna knows more than she might say at the moment. Giving a short look to Yamato, he then says: “I'm going to talk with her about it. Now heads up pumpkin head, let's go and have some fun” Anna looked up to him- “Are you serious? Pumpkin head?” She begins to laugh a little. “Thank you Kashi, I appreciate it.”

They continued walking down the busy street, Anna walking more in the front of the young men. “Kashi?”, Yamato looked at him amused. Kakashi grinned under his mask, “I got a nickname ~ not like you -” Yamato looked at him with wide eyes, “But it's a cute nickname better than “pumpkin head” you old troll.”

“Iiii got a nickname ~”, Kakashi whispered in a melodic way to Yamato. “Yeah Yeah… “, Yamatos annoyance made Kakashi giggle.

They sat down in the bar the men liked to go the most. They got their usual while Anna just got herself an mocktail. Alcohol just tasted like straight piss to her. Also almost smells like it. In her childhood it was nothing she ever worried about, even tho her smell was always really good, it got more intense after the ritual, the morphing. She sat beside Yamato, also that she still wore his jacket helped not directly taking in the smell of the adult milk. Kakashi directly began to spill the tea beside reading his icha icha book. Anna guessed it is the fourth book in the collection. Not listening she let her gaze wander around the bar. Some other Shinobi sitting by the bar, civilians having a fun time- another one seemed to celebrate their birthday with friends. The atmosphere was euphoric. Still she wished herself some time in her room, even tho she felt better after talking with Kakashi.

Yamato turned towards her. “Don't you wanna take the jacket off?” Anna shook her head ”no-” She began to joke and grin “It's mine now.” The man sitting next to her blushes. Thankfully the drinks came around, so he didn't had to answer anymore.

As the night went on the more drunk the men beside Anna get. Especially Yamato seems to get drunk easily and with that more talkative than usual. Kakashi seemed to stay the same, only his voice changed sounding more like a babble. It's always interesting watching the drunk people. Especially how their behavior changed.

Yamato got more touchy with Anna, leaning more towards her, bringing her into the conversation and touching her on her hand by “accident”. Anna was full in observation mode. Her emotional battery was fully booked out today and now the only thing that she could do was to observe. She also catches Yamato looking at her boobs. He mostly cleared his throat after he looked, that's how she knows.

Kakashi notices her behavior and Yamatos of course. Just thinking to himself “Oh Tenzo- you got a very attentive young woman by your side. Hopefully he knows what he's getting himself into.”

After a while Anna leaned her head onto Tenzo's shoulder. Too tired to keep up with the conversations. Still, she stayed alert if one of the drunk pals needed help.

The man Anna leaned on was way to drunk to really get that flustered. He found himself thinking how cute she is and how she wears his jacket the whole evening. Beside the Alcohol warming him, a different warm feeling came from his heart. She wasn't only beautiful to him, she was gorgeous, maybe even out of his league. His drunk brain circled around many things. But mostly about how he wants to stay close to her. He had to admit that he looked way too much on her boob's, or thighs, even if he considered himself more of a butt person, she had more curves than that. It wasn't a secret her body showed how strong she was. He could swear she could crush his skull with her thighs. The black sporty shorts that she wears gave enough space to show off her muscles. He was kind of impressed by it. Well- he was the whole day impressed by her strength. Breaking Narutos ribs - thinking about it she could've done more damage than that but she still hold back, even tho she panicked saying she did too much.

“I'd let her break my ribs too…” his brain dropped randomly. A shiver rolled down his spine. Why was he so turned on by the fact she could just flip him around like it was nothing, forcing him into submission. His cock twitched a little. The sake was too strong today. “Yamato I won't let you go home alone, drunk like you are-”, Anna's voice snaps him out if his thoughts, remembering they were in a conversation about who goes there- at least that's what he did remember.

“No no no no- I walk YOU home.” he laughed dumbly. Anna sighed, looking at Kakashi who shrugged his shoulders. “Good, then walk ME home my white knight.” Yamatos smile looked cunning and silly at the same time. Standing up he trembled backwards, Annaisha catching him by his sides made him blush. “Who's the white night now Tenzo?”, Kakashi laughed. “It- it's Ya-”The captain needed a bit, “Yamato!” With a giggle Anna leads him, still holding onto his sides, to the door of the bar. Yamato still tries to talk back to Kakashi but the girl has no nerve to deal with that so she tells him kindly to shut up, to the white haired mans surprise Tenzo really stops talking, normally that never works. Mhm- How practical it can be, having a new woman in the group. He asks himsepf if he will keep shut if he says: “USE PROTECTION! I DON´T WANNA BE A GODFATHER SOON!” All the people turn- first towards Kakashi then to the young “couple”. Madly Anna turns around, grabs an ashtray by the entrance and throws it towards Kashi. Panicked he ducks and as he gets up, just a few centimeters beside his face, the ashtary is stuck inside the wall- Actually Yamato wanted to freeze because his comrad caught him off guard, blushing, being ashamed and go- but now he kind of gets scared now by Anna´s explosive reaction. “C´mon- we go!”, Anna pushes the poor Yamato out of the door. As it closes, all people suddenly look at the white haired guy.

On the way Yamato asks: “Why did you throw that ashtray at him?” “Because he didn´t had to scream that through the room. I am going to apologize to him tomorrow.” They get silent for a second. Anna silently takes Yamatos hand, interwines their fingers, blushing. “Where do you live?” Yamato´s heart beats in a tact he never knew- “W- Why do you wanna know that?” She takes his Hand in both of hers, while they walk beside each other. “Because you should get some rest after drinking so much.” “Uh- So i… b- but i wanted to walk you home…”, sounding a bit sad as he pouts. Anna swore that her heart jumped seeing him doing that- it was too cute. ”But i won´t let you go alone. Sorry but i don´t trust you while you´re drunk- ehm well… i doubt your sense for diraction.”, she chuckles. Yamato stops, looking down at her. The streetlight gives him a dim vision of the woman beside him. He shyly begins to speak: “And what if…”, leaning down a bit to her, “i stay at your place again?” Just another baby step and their noses would touch. Both feel their heart almost jumping out of their chest.

Thinking Anna stares into his eyes. She can see how drunk he is. His cheeks and nosetip flushed, eyes half open and his smirk is bit silly and crooked. She blushes so intensely, that it could shine like the midday sun. Being very lucky that Yamatos state of mind doesn´t notice that she is in fact red as an tomato. Noticing that he´s coming closer she instantly reacts and stammers: “W- Well we can go- eh to my place… no problem!” It seems like that shakes him out of his thoughts. “Let´s go then-” His smile is warm as they begin to go again. Still holding hands.

Tenzo get´s shushed as they go upstairs towards Anna´s room. She seems very careful with him, watching every step he takes. He´s a grown up ass man but this woman protects him in a situation he doesn´t even need protection. But… somehow she does it in such a wholesome way that he doesn´t mind. Sneaking down the hallway, Mel meows her hello, Anna pats her tiny head before the cat runs into the womans room. With the cat leading the way they both arrive in Annaishas room. The red haired woman puts on a saltlamp on her bookshelve, the soft yellowish light brightens the room. It feels even more cozy in her with it. Mel already waits on Anna´s bed. “Even Mel says it´s bedtime now.”, Anna chuckles. Yamato has to smile, she´s so cute. As the captain stumbles, Anna catches him and sets him on her bedsite- almost like yesterday, he thinks to himself. Drunk thought he pats Mel, who loves the attention, leaning into his scratches and purring very loud. He didn´t even notice Anna going out and back into the room, placing a little bucket on the bedside, a glass with water and painkillers. “You might need that-”, Anna smiles and caresses his cheek. Yamato is kind of blown away by the situation and just- stares. He watching her kneeling down, opening his shoes, getting him out of it and putting them aside. “You don´t need to-”, the young man murmurs. She shakes her head, then stands up. “Let me help.”, her voice is soft, silent, almost whispering and he adores the way she said it. Getting few steps closer, touching his headprotector, lifting it up and laying it aside on the table. The metal clinks onto the wood. “You´re beautiful Annaisha.” Turning to him, she can´t believe he just said that. “Wha- Thank you… Yamato.”, she smiles shy. The look in Yamatos eyes changed from drunk to “I found the best thing in the whole universe and i love it”. She still wears his west- it was too big for her, even tho they are kind of the same size- Yamato is more buff than her, he never thought to find a woman (or man) this cute, wearing his own shinobi west. Silent, Anna decides to lifts Yamatos shirt a little, she stops and blushes. “Is it okay if i help you with your shirt?” Being too nervous Yamato nods. “Okay, lift your arms up please-” He does just as she told him to.

Carefully she pulls it over his head, seeing some of his scars more clear in this intense moment. As the shirt blops off, his hair seems more fluffy than usual. As she folds his shirt she could swear seeing a little buldge in his crotch while the dim light of the salt lamp shines on him. “You smell like lavender.”, Tenzo suddenly says- “Oh. You noticed? It´s calming, mostly what i need for my rushing thoughts.”, Anna explains to him, hanging his longsleeve shirt over her desk chair. He kindly smirks: “How could i not notice after spending over a day with a beautiful woman like you.” She giggles, “Don´t get ahead of yourself Yamato Senpai. It seems like you get more cunning after a while of being drunk.” He gets up, stepts towards her, pulling her close by the zipper of his west. The Aura changes as he looks down to her, whispering in an dark tone: “Maybe i am indeed becoming too cunning- but with you i wanna risk it.” Anna feels lightheaded, high from being so close to him. She smelled pine and a little bit of alcohol which didn´t even bothered her at this point.

Time slowed down as their faces came closer to each other. All thinking simply wiped away as their noses touched, lips brushing against the other. Looking deeply into each others eyes before closing them, giving in into the kiss, into each other. The kiss was soft, but felt so intense at the same time. Feeling how their blood runs faster through their veins and the heart pumps faster. After Yamato slowly slides down the green west off Anna´s shoulders he pulls her even closer, continuing to kiss her. Nobody noticed that Mel jumped down the bed, looked at them and then silently walked out of the room as if she knows what´s going on. Seemingly approves Yamatos presence this time.

Slowly stepping backwards towards Anna´s bed, Tenzo sits down, pulling the woman on his lap. They´re both breathless, looking at each other. Anna wrapped her arms around his neck, one hand in his hair. He caresses her cheek with his thumb before pulling her in again. The feeling of his cock while she sat on him made Anna feel dizzy. She got wet by all the sweet kisses of his. Feeling him being like this makes her want to grind against him, making her pussyjuice soak through her pants, leaving a wet spot on his. But he was drunk and this was also way to early to fuck with him in any kind of way. Still- his kisses got more intense but Annaisha didn´t stopped him in his rythm. Enjoying every second of these moments with him. They end up brushing their lips together. For a while they just sit there as their thoughts slowly come back while staying in their high. Through half lided eyes they gaze into each other. Yamatos big hands resting on her hips. Her´s wandered down, touching his broad chest. “We- we should go to bed.”, Anna whispers. Yamato gives her a kiss, like a feather touching her lips. “May i help to red rid of your clothes too then?”, he waits patiently for her answer. She can see in his eyes that he asks with the kind of respect for her, which says it is okay if she doesn´t want to. A simple nod makes him smile. Anna blushes.

The man with the chestnut brown hair follows his own movements. Wandering his hands under her white longsleeve, feeling her stomach, her abs that show then she breaths out. He does it really slow, wanting to feel every inch of her body, leaving nothing untouched. He wants to guess what´s under this piece of fabric. Feeling some scars, a bigger on on her sidebelly, which he follows with his finger up to her back. The little whimper Anna gives him makes his dick twitch. Fuck. This is better than his dream. As he feels that she has a sports bra on, he lifts the shirt, pulling it over her head, dropping it on the floor. He looks down on her. Leaving a kiss on her shoulder, giving her a beautiful little shiver. He doesn´t even dare touching her breast without her permission. Even while drunk. Looking into her eyes again he asks: “Should i undress your bra?” His eyes remind her of a cute cat.

“Will you even remember this night?”

“What if i do remember?”

“I hope you are going to remember this night…”

Anna´s murmuring voice made Yamato smile. “Me too.”

Without a warning Anna pulled her bra up, over her head. That was the moment Yamato freezed. He was sure the alcohol subsided because of his reaction. Anna got red as an tomato. “I hope this wasn´t too sudden for you…” He stammers, “N- n-no! It isn´t… i just- wow-” Anna giggles, giving him a kiss on the forehead. “M- may i?” “Mhm~” The woman nods. Careassing Yamato lets run his fingers over her chest. Her nipples perked up, giving everything the perfect shape. He kissed between both boobs, up to her neck. Sweet and caring. That is what he wanted to be for her.

A giver, not someone who takes from her. She was too prescious to him, even in this short amount of time. It was something to begin with.

Finally, after some minutes of hugging and sweet kisses they got to bed. Lights out. Curling up into two spoons they slept in.

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Tokyo Revengers boys first date with you headcanons 💓

part 2 here

characters : Baji keisuke / Sanzu Haruchiyo / Mitsuya Takashi

A/N: next part would include Draken / Chifuyu / Mikey.

warnings: smut for Sanzu.

Baji keisuke : 😻

• First of all he would be the one to ask you out.

• A cat cafe would be your destination for your first date.

• Would come to your neighborhood and wait in front of your house.

• Both of you would walk to the cafe since its not that far.

• This man looks tough af but hes so soft from the inside.

• You would discover how gentle and kind he actually is.

• You would watch him playing with cats and petting them.

• You were screaming in the inside.

• The cats and him were so cute together.

• You would imagine both of you adopting a cat in your shared house.

• He would spend your whole date smiling.

• He would pay for your drinks even tho you insisted.

• Nothing much everything was simple.

• Would stare at you from time to time and smiles everytime you catch him looking at you.

• Not that shy to admit his feelings.

• Would definitely walk you home.

• Would ask you out for a second date and of course you would gladly accept it.

• Would give you a kiss in the cheek and pat your head. *patpat* uwu

• When he's in his room he would remember every single detail about your date smiling to himself very excited for your next date.

• Would send you a text 'Thank you for today, i really had fun! Can't wait for our next date. Sleep well princess'

• Ends up dreaming of you.

Sanzu Haruchiyo : 🔞

• Would have s*x with you on your first date.

• He wouldn't force you of course.

• But who would reject having s*x with Sanzu?? yeah no one !

• Would invite you to his place.

• He would have a deep talk with you about anything that pops to his mind.

• He would give you hungry stares that sends shivers down your spine.

• He would try to seduce you any way possible.

• He would take off his shirt saying that he suddenly felt hot.

• Would compliment you a lot " you're really hot / attractive / beautiful "

• He would tease you a bit when he catches you staring at his abs "wanna see more ?"

• You thought he was joking but he was being serious " wait are you serious?"

• Would start a make out session because you said thay you find him hot.

• Starts touching you and taking off your clothes.

• It would lead to both of you on his bed pleasuring each other.

• Your moans and whimpers filling the place.

• He was hot and irresistible.

• Sanzu would never let you forget about that night..NEVER.

• After that night he would immediately fall for you.

Mitsuya Takashi : 🌌

• I love him.

• How can i marry him?

• Literally husband material!!!!

• This man is so perfect and so gentle.

• He would pick you up and of course he brought a plushie that he made just for you.

• He would be worried when he gives you that plushie thinking that you may not like it.

• But the moment he saw your eyes lit up with joy he would blush and smile widely.

• You would thank him by giving him a tight hug that he would gladly return.

• Both of you would go for a simple night walk.

• Talking about random things.

• Even tho there were moments were both of you are silent , you were not really fazed by silence.

• The silence was comfortable rather than awkward or weird.

• Both of you enjoyed the night breeze.

• You would steal glances at each other.

• Your hands would brush many times so he would pick up the courage and asks "can i hold your hand?"

• You would nod happily and hold his hand first interlocking your fingers.

• Aaah your hands fit perfectly.

• Mitsuya is a calm guy his presence would make you feel relaxed and comforted.

• He would make you forget about any slight trouble in your head.

• Both of you would sit on a bench in a park , and slowly you would lean your head on his shoulder eager for more warmth from him.

[matcha-flavored-cake]

‧₊˚໑ nsfw hcs — thoma

.♡ pairing: thoma

.♡ warnings: NSFW, MINORS BEGONE!

.♡ reader: gn

.♡ text type: headcanons

I'm a whore for this man

NSFW BELLOW, PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

— .🐕THOMA

.♡ I see him as the guy who simps respectfully. He touch you with caution and respect, just waiting for your consent but you can see in his eyes that he want to fuck right you now :)

.♡ No matter if you two are in a relationship for years and he know that you love fucking with him, he'll wait for your consent

.♡ Oh pls just say yes, even though he's playing cool, his dick is throbbing inside his pants

.♡ Unless you want to torture him, just a little

Do it

.♡ He loves soo much when you're the one in charge. Overstim him, don't let him cum, and call him a good boy. The best boy in all Teyvat

" I... S-swear I'll b-be a go...od boy! Nhg!" "P-please let me cum... I w-wanna... cum so much p-pleaase!"

.♡ He loves so so much when you praise him!

.♡ You're so beautiful and hot how do you expect him to handle this?

.♡ His sex drive can be pretty unstable. One day he can be busy af and 100% focused with his job, and other day he can be like a horny dog breaking you in half behind a tree in the forest near the kamisato mansion

.♡ And he loves fuck with you behind a tree

"T-thoma ah! They'll hear us!"

"Let them hear you scream, I'm the only who can see you cream anyway baby "

.♡ King of worshipping you, even if it's kisses, word or touches

.♡ Thoma is a switch, he loves to pamper you but also loves to be under your touch. If he can serve you in any way then he will be happy. But come on who wouldn't want to serve him back? just look at this hot guy

.♡ As I've said before, he's very sensitive around his neck and where his ponytail is. Give kisses on his neck and he'll moan right away

.♡ Thoma loves to hold you by the arms when he thrusts into you. He usually pulls your hair a lot and also suffocates you from behind just because he can ❤️

.♡ He usually holds you in bed by putting your head down and using his weight to keep you there while he rearranges your spine

.♡ Sometimes he ends up being very rough when he doesn't touch you for more than a week and ends up leaving bruises all over your body. But do not worry! His aftercare is 10/10

.♡ His favorite position is leaning you against the wall and carrying you by your thighs and ass with your legs firmly secured around his waist. He really likes physical contact so he has the urge to hold you all the time

.♡ And god his body is perfect for that, his arms are really strong and his shoulders are wide from so much training with the spear, his chest is large and his tits are heavy he really need a hand. His thighs are big, perfect to choke you when you go down on him.

.♡ PLEASE BITE HIS HIPS AND KISS HIS CHEST THANK YOU

.♡ And goddamn his dick

.♡ Is big, I'm not kidding

.♡ It is around 21 cm (8,2 inch) and thick, not as much as Diluc's but my goodness it does a lot of damage (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

.♡ His balls are heavy and big because of the amount of semen he carries, and I headcanon that Thoma has hyperspermia which means that when he comes, he comes a lot

.♡ And it means A LOT

.♡ His sperm is white and creamy, enough to leave you feeling sticky for a while, usually has a bittersweet taste given the variety of foods that he eat

.♡ breeder balls, that's it

@matcha-flavored-cake © • 2021

[persistent-peach]

kind regards, i'm quitting

Summary: Porco Galliard is a demanding CFO who woke up and chose violence. Who does he think he is?

Pairing: Porco Galliard x Reader (Modern AU)

Warnings & Content: language, CFO!Porco, Assistant!Reader, this is just fluff

Word Count: 3k

A/N: did i get back from the club and wrote this drunk af? yes. do i entirely hate the end result? yes. am i still posting it just so everyone else has to suffer my bullshit? yes.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that Mondays suck. There is nothing worse than being woken up by a blaring alarm after two days of lazing around or having to go to work where there is an inbox full of e-mails that are somehow miraculously all urgent. You, however, are convinced that if Mondays were a person, it would have an extra special place in hell – the fucking throne. You’ve never particularly liked Mondays, but your aversion turned to hate since you’ve started working for Beast Titan Games.

And it’s not because you hate your job, on the contrary – it’s a pretty straightforward and easy job to handle. It’s just that Zeke Jeager, the CEO and founder of the company, had the brilliant idea to hold an interdepartmental meeting with all the directors and managers every. Single. Goddamn. Monday. And normally, you wouldn’t care about that either since you’re just the Board of Directors’ assistant, but he had to fucking find out you have a stenography certificate and guess who now has to take the minutes for a four-hour long meeting? That’s right, you.

Your only saving grace is the fact that it being a rather small company with a tightly knit community, there aren’t many official points of discussion you have to take note of. Which, on the other hand, can quickly turn boring as shit, because how much longer can you listen to various managers talk about how their children started crying when they were dropped off to kindergarten or how whoever the fuck went skiing in the Alps last weekend? No, you’re not happy with this weekly meeting, no matter how you look at it.

You place Pieck’s coffee in front of her and take your usual place between Zeke and Porco. She smiles up at you in gratitude, and from the dark circles under her eyes you’d bet a month’s salary she spent the whole weekend coding again, side-by-side with the junior programming team – whoever decided to make Pieck the CTO was either a visionary or an idiot. Zeke is obviously stressed, and no wonder with the new game about to drop in a month, but his energy drinks intake is starting to worry you and you make a mental note to magically have them disappear from the fridges in the kitchen. Porco, on the other hand, looks just the same as always, which is scowling and pissed off at everything and everyone. He’s only looked up from his laptop when you came in the conference room, raised an eyebrow when he saw the coffee and then buried himself back into his numbers and budget plans and whatever else he’s doing there. The King of Mean himself, as he is known around these parts.

“Right, people.” Zeke speaks up when everyone has taken a seat. “Let’s begin.”

Two hours later you feel you could practically rip your hair out and not feel anything because of how bored you are. There were no notes that needed to be taken, since the whole conversation was just a never-ending recap of everything that’s been decided for the past six months, since the Attack Titan: The Rumbling has been announced. Even you are pretty excited about the new game, but you’ve already heard these same discussions at least fifty times. Each day.

When the subject turns to who would fuck the Female Titan (yes, you are surrounded by teenage boys, apparently, and not grown-ass people with executive jobs), you decide it’s time to grab a glass of water. You take your sweet time going to and back from the kitchen, so it’s embarrassingly easy to be dragged into Sasha and Connie’s ridiculous debate on which pasta brand is the best. Unfortunately, ten minutes later, their phones start going off about a certain bug that needs to be fixed asap, so you’re forced to go back to purgatory.

When you get back, you’re relieved to hear that the conversation has moved on. Some of them are now talking about possible options for language preferences, while Zeke is animatedly explaining something to Eren and Pieck about an idea he had last night in the shower. You sigh and sit back down – you just really want to get back to your desk, before you nudge Porco with your knee. His head snaps up, he was obviously immersed in his Excel spreadsheets, and scowls down at you.

“What?” He barks, annoyed with the interruption.

You just hold out a chocolate bar for him, which he takes with a nod. He seems sorry for a second for having snapped at you for no reason but doesn’t apologise. You’re used to him – you don’t need him to verbally apologise to know what he’s thinking. You’ve never had any expectations from the abrasive CFO who can’t stand anyone. Maybe except for Pieck. And sometimes you.

“Aw, man, if I knew you were going to the kitchen, I would’ve asked you to grab me a chocolate bar as well.” Jean whines from the other side of the table.

“Oh, I’m sorry.” You say, tilting your head to the side, genuinely concerned you haven’t taken into consideration that maybe it was rude of you to not ask anyone else if they wanted something. “You want me to go grab you one?”

“Nah, don’t worry, darling.” Jean grins. “Your smile is sweet enough to tide me over until this meeting is done.”

You giggle, and roll your eyes. You’ve never met anyone who’s more of a flirt than Jean. He’s innocent, you know he wouldn’t actually try his luck with you, after you’ve turned him down a few years back when he just got started here. Yet he holds no hard feelings towards you and you don’t mind the harmless flirty jokes he throws at you.

“Kirstein, stop flirting with Y/N.” Porco suddenly barks. “Relationships in the workplace are prohibited.”

“No, they’re not?” Armin pipes up, confused as he’s sitting right next to his girlfriend.

There’s silence for a few moments, as everyone seems to have stopped talking among themselves. They’re all paying attention to what’s taking place on your side of the table now. You’re just sitting there confused, watching Porco get worked up over a non-issue. Everyone seems to be very confused at his reaction and you don’t know whether to excuse yourself or placate him to diffuse this whole situation.

“Well, it’s different for you.” He sputters, feeling he’s kinda putting his foot in his mouth right now. “You’ve started dating before getting your jobs here.”

“Porco,” Pieck says slowly, as if she’s explaining college level maths to a five-year-old. “We’re not prohibiting our employees to date.”

“Unless they’re on different hierarchical levels in the same department.” Annie drawls, to which everyone nods.

“So, since Y/N isn’t technically part of any department, she can date whoever she wants here.”

Porco frowns. You hate how you’re in the spotlight right now. You just wish this whole conversation would end. Why do they feel the need to point this out, when you already know all of this? It’s not like you’re interested in dating any of them.

“Except for her direct superiors.” Annie smirks. “So, she can’t date Zeke, Pieck or you, Porco.”

*

Three hours later, you’re focused on going over a presentation that Pieck’s asked you to review – like any other genius, this woman cannot deal with mundane things like remembering where commas should be in a sentence. Zeke’s holed himself up in a pod with Eren and you’re pretty sure they’re either discussing a new game idea or their father’s newest divorce. In any case, you’re left to your own devices when Porco sticks his head out of his office and snaps his fingers in your direction. God, you hate it when he does that.

“Y/N, my office. Now.” He barks and disappears back inside without waiting for a reply.

You wonder what this might be about. There’s a wide range of options you can pick from – from ordering him food from his favourite place to making sure the Marketing team isn’t slacking off again to asking you to tie his tie. Porco Galliard is the most obnoxious boss you’ve ever had, but he’s damn lucky you’re the only one in this company who doesn’t mind it – most of the time.

So, you get up from your desk and, planner and pen in hand, make your way into his office. He nods his head towards the door, silently asking you to close it. Since when have you learnt what every single one of his signals mean? You’d probably be able to read his mind at this point.

“I’m firing you.”

Or not.

You look at him dumbfounded. It’s a good thing you’ve sat down before he opened his stupid mouth, because you probably would have tripped over your own feet otherwise. You look at him, waiting for him to start laughing or say it’s an April Fool’s joke, but he’s just watching you in turn, his fingers interlocked in front of him. Hid golden eyes are serious, more serious than when he’d told Zeke making the Attack Titan the villain in the new game is a dumb idea.

“I’m sorry. I must’ve heard wrong.” You mumble, when no other explanation seems to be coming. “I think you said you’re firing me?”

“You’ve heard me right, Y/N. I’m firing you.”

You sit there in silence for a few seconds, as you’re watching each other. And then your temper starts to flare up, because god fucking dammit, have you not given this job enough? Have you not spent countless hours working on whatever shit he’s asked you to do that is definitely not in your job description? Haven’t you done so much for him that he can just simply wake up and choose violence with you?

“Porco, have you lost your entire mind?” You start, already feeling the rage start bubbling out of you. At this point, you’re not sure you can stop, even if you wanted to.

“You can’t fire me. What did I even do to deserve to be fired? You can’t just ask me to come into your office and tell me you’re firing me without a reason. I’ve worked my ass off all the years I’ve worked here. I’ve never fucked up anything that would justify you firing me. Plus, you’re not my only boss. Did you talk about this with Pieck and Zeke? Do they agree with you? Do they want to fire me as well or is this just you fucking with me today because you’re bored?”

You’ve never spoken this way to Porco in this context – it’s beyond unprofessional and to be honest, just your little outburst would be reason enough to actually fire you now. But, you’re so annoyed with him at the moment, you don’t necessarily care. You’re not sure whether your rage is fuelled by your confusion at his sudden decision or just because he hasn’t given you a reason yet.

You know that if you were a cartoon character, you’d probably have smoke coming out of your ears and your head would inflate in anger. Porco leans back into his chair, still closely watching you, and then he sighs.

“Because I’m tired of seeing people flirt with you.”

Okay, now he’s completely lost his mind.

“What?” You squeak, too stunned to be able to form a full sentence.

“I’m tired of seeing Kirstein flirt with you and watch how the entire software team practically drools when you’re passing through the hallways and hear people get drunk in team buildings saying how they’d show you a great time if you’d just give them the chance.”

“Porco, what the fuck are you on about?” You sputter.

He stands up from his chair, rounds his desk and kneels in front of you. You’re too bewildered to manage to even move at this point, so he takes a strand of your hair and places it behind your ear without a complaint from your part. There’s so much love in his eyes, you wouldn’t be surprised if he’d kiss you right now and you’re suddenly so damn relieved that his office has actual walls and a door. If anyone would walk past his office right now, you’d both be in deep shit. Probably would be thrown out the window by Zeke himself.

“I’m tired of hiding, baby.” He murmurs as he takes your hand in his. “I want everyone to know you’re taken. I want everyone to know you’re mine.”

You squeeze his hand in return and kiss his forehead. You finally understand what this whole thing is about – you’ve noticed how he’d casually ask you about him quitting one day and sending you links to jobs he thought you might be interested in the next day. You thought he was just exploring other options, but you never realised it has started bothering him to the point he’d actually do something about it now.

You’ve kept your relationship a secret for nearly two years and no one has suspected a thing. You’ve even moved into his apartment a while back, yet neither of you did anything about your professional situation to be able to finally go public with it. In all fairness, you didn’t necessarily mind it – your friends and families are well aware of your relationship and sure, you always have to be careful when you go out in public and you can’t kiss him whenever you’d like to, but it was a mutual agreement. What in the hell happened to suddenly make him change his mind?

“You know we can’t tell anyone here that, honey.” You whisper as you bring a hand to his jaw. He nuzzles into it and it fills your heart with love, as it always does.

“That’s why I’m firing you.” He grins.

“So let me get this straight.” You raise an eyebrow. “You want to fire me because you want to make our relationship official.”

“Yes.”

“I swear to god, for a CFO you’re really stupid sometimes. You do realise that even if we make it official, everyone will realise that we’ve started dating when I was your assistant, right?”

Porco sighs yet again and takes a seat next to you. He’s still holding your hand as he’s playing with your fingers. It still boggles your mind how mean and annoying he can be in a professional setting and how loving and tender he gets when it’s only the two of you together. You once told him that this is one of the reasons you’re certain he loves you – because he can’t seem to stand anyone else, but you.

“Well, we could wait a few months before we do that. I’ll help you find another job and then I can finally hold your hand when we go to birthday parties.”

“But I like my job here.” You whine, poking his cheek with a finger.

“And I want to marry you, but I can’t do that as long as we both work here.”

Ah, so there it is. You open your eyes wide, which in turn makes him roll his.

“You can’t tell me you don’t expect me to ask you to marry you someday, you dumbass.”

“I mean, I’ve never actively thought about it…”

“And you’re telling me I’m the stupid one?” He laughs. “Darling, I love you more than life itself. You’re literally the best thing in my life, of course I want to marry you.”

“Why don’t you quit then?” You frown.

“Because I’m the CFO.”

“And what? Just because I’m an assistant that means my job is less important?”

Porco looks at you with the same boredom and annoyance he reserves only for Reiner. You know you’re being overdramatic and of course he doesn’t think that, but you’re still pissed at him. This motherfucker can’t just fire you because he wants everyone to know he’s fucking you, no matter how cute he is. Plus, you’re not one to take his bullshit. Never did and never will, regardless of professional or personal context.

“No, it’s because you have a degree in journalism that you’re wasting away by working here. You can’t be an assistant for the rest of your life, baby. It’s time to do what you’re actually passionate about.”

“I also meant to show you this.” He says as he pulls out his phone and holds it out for you.

You take it and as you skim through the e-mail he has opened, you feel tears prickling your eyes. It’s a request for an interview. At Shiganshina Times. For you. Next week. You look up at him, still in shock from what you’ve just read.

“I know you’ve always wanted to work for them. It’s just an internship, but we all have to start somewhere, right?” He smiles, unsure of your reaction since you’ve yet to say something.

“You did this for me?”

“Well, I haven’t technically done anything. I’ve just sent Erwin your CV and he was pretty impressed with all the projects you did back in college, so he asked to talk to you face to face.”

You choke back a sob, because this man. This man. You pull him into a hug, not caring if you’re ruining his shirt – you’re the one who’ll be washing it anyway. He chuckles around you, rubbing his palms over your back and you feel so happy in this moment, you could start singing and dancing for all to see.

“I love you so much.” You snivel.

“I love you too, sweetheart. So can I fire you now?”

You pull back from his embrace just enough to look him in the eye.

“No, fuck you, Porco. I’m quitting.” You snap. “Also, you’ll be sleeping on the couch tonight.”

[cynettic]

Experiment Gone Wrong ( genshin x reader )

Summary - Albedo messes up an experiment, you end up with cat ears. What would the Genshin characters' reactions be if they saw their s/o with them?

Pairings - Reader x Diluc/Kaeya/Zhongli/Beidou/Childe

Warnings - Nonee

A/N - Ugh, start of the week :(

Diluc

Diluc wouldn’t know how to react.

He’d been worried because of Albedo’s accidental experiment. Scared that somehow you’d gotten hurt, but he wasn’t expecting this.

He’d probably stand there frozen for a little bit before beginning to ask you questions, he’s obviously still worried and as much as he hates to deny it, he finds the cat ears incredibly cute.

Not that he’d ever tell you.

Once getting the gist of what happened, he might ask to touch them, yknow, out of curiosity and worry.

And just cause they’re really fluffy and he wants to touch them.

He would be soft of course, running his fingers through the back of it and rubbing his thumb against it just to realize how thin and fragile they really are.

And ofc they’re sensitive af.

So you slap his hand away, voice coming to a high pitched screech when you tell him that even as delicate as he is, they’re sensitive.

He’d probably feel really bad after.

But still want to touch them.

If they stay for a while until Albedo finds the cure, he would definitely convince you to let him touch them every so often. His touch is always so gentle, and he likes seeing the expression you make 😏

Kaeya

Oh god Kaeya…

He would definitely see this as a way to tease you even more, especially if they’re sensitive.

The first time he saw you with them, like Diluc he’d probably be shocked for a bit. This wasn’t what he expected for Albedo’s mess up of an experiment.

He wasn’t complaining tho-

Kaeya would tell you how cute they looked, flattering and flustering you at the same time. He’d ask you if he could touch them, and if you told him you weren’t comfortable with it, he’d understand. If you said it was fine… well, prepare yourself for the teasing that comes along with it.

He will pay special attention to them, and like Diluc his touch is soft as he runs his fingers or kisses them when you cuddle. Additional points for him to see your reactions.

He’d definitely be super careful though.

Without much info of the surprise ears on your head, he doesn’t want to accidentally make a mistake or cause you any pain. So even if he seems confident with his actions, he’s definitely on high alert with them.

But otherwise, it’s like his new little obsession.

Every time the two of you are together, he’ll be playing with them. Even if it’s just treading his fingers through your hair and pinching them between his fingers, or pressing endless kisses when you’re leaning up against him or trying to get some sleep.

He might bribe Albedo to hold off on the remedy for a bit if the alchemist ends up finding it soon enough :)

Would call you kitten the entirety of the time.

Stuff like, “My kitty cat~” and any flirtatious nickname that has the word kitten or cat in it.

Zhongli

Super confused.

In all the time that Zhongli has lived, he’s never seen a scenario like this. Typically, he will have knowledge of experience with anything that comes his way, but this is something and new.

In the centuries and millennia’s that he’s existed (bruh idk how long-) he’s never seen anything like it.

Kudos to Albedo for that-

So he doesn’t know what to do.

He’d definitely ask you a ton of questions about them, and unlike the other boys, he wouldn’t touch them. He knows that like other felines, their ears are extremely sensitive, so he doesn’t want to risk making you uncomfortable or cause you any pain.

If he does touch them, it’s just kisses. He doesn’t want to touch them with his hands in case that makes you feel uneasy. He doesn’t to pet you like a cat.

Whenever he’s telling his stories and you’re sitting on his lap, he won’t hesitate to press his lips against the corners of your ears, an act of affection that gets you flustered every time.

Zhongli doesn’t want you to be insecure about them, so he will make the time you have with cat ears enjoyable, spoiling you with more kisses than often.

Beidou

Would laugh.

Cat ears? Not what she expected that’s for sure. She’d tell you they suit you before feeling them with her fingers, a bit rougher than the other boys.

Compliments them constantly, how fluffy they are, what they remind her of, how they suit you.

“Ha- they look adorable on you-! What? Don’t give me that look, I’m being honest!”

Might mention it to her crew, and then you’ll have a ton of people surrounding you and asking to touch them.

Beidou wouldn’t let them touch them tho-

Those ears are especially reserved for her 😏

She would ruffle your hair, patting you on the head and telling you that you remind her of a cat. If you told her they were sensitive, she’d laugh it off but probably make a mental note to be softer with them.

Plays with them all the time when you cuddle, and would lowkey be sad if Albedo found the remedy for the experiment. She wouldn’t tell you though, and she loves you either way. The cat ears were just adorable on you~

Childe

Oh boy…

Might take a little while to convince the boy to touch them softly because they were sensitive, and he’d definitely be rough the first few times when patting your head and feeling around the ears.

Does not mind your embarrassment.

Probably finds it funny.

He will teasingly use it against you, and if you both ever end up having arguments during the time you have the cat ears, he’ll just stop mid sentence to pet them.

“What can I say? They’re too cute to resist~”

Might be a little annoying cause he doesn’t fully take you serious with them. And with your flustered or angry reactions, he’ll just laugh and say you really do look like a cat.

His cute kitty~

He’s a curious boy- so rather than kissing the ears or petting them like the rest of the characters did, he will spend his overall time just feeling around them. Pinching the corners, seeing how you react, asking you if it hurts. It doesn’t, unless he’s being a bit too rough, but you don’t complain. His gloves feel really nice against the fluffy ears :)

Would act like a little kid after they get taken away, pouting and saying that he liked them. Would definitely end up giving you more head kisses after the entire experience though, mentioning sometimes how he misses them.

[tazzytypes]

A s/o who has really bad tense muscles and stuff. Stiff shoulders, hips, etc (life is tough in Zaun obviously). How does Silco help them out with that. I'm looking for all the tooth decaying fluff you got. This man owns my whole heart.😭

Same here 😭 Silco is the reason Arcane is my current hyper-fixation.

Also, this sore muscle prompt is hitting way too close to home haha. My backpack for school weighs a tonnn and my back hates it — especially in this cold weather.

Headcannons for Silco are still open btw! If you want to send in more or if anyone else has some ideas please hit me up!

Anyways — here y’a’ go! Hope you enjoy!

Young Silco

Working in the Lanes is rough. Most work in the mines, especially during Silco’s youth, which brings its own aches and pains. On top of that, most people worked two or three jobs to make ends meet.

That being said, after a long days work, an intake of aches and pains is usually the first topic of conversation. You’d be with the three boys and Vander and Benzo would start up a lot of aches and pains and scars.

“That shift this morning twisted something in my shoulder,” Vander would say, “doesn’t help that that mining shift messed it up last month. Still gets stiff when it’s cold out.”

“Least you still have your legs,” Benzo says, “doc says he fixed my kneecap but it still hurts like a bitch.”

Silco will roll his eyes as they talk. You two don’t usually join in except to complain about how fucking tired you were. It was something to cheer to, you guessed. An excuse to drink.

However, Silco would note when somethings up. While he may roll his eyes at his friend’s antics, it’s not because he doesn’t care. It’s because they’re so predictable.

Definitely lot of jokes given about you two being stress relief for the other. Benzo definitely calls you “Silco’s pretty masseuse,” as a joke, earning a slap upside the head from both Vander and Silco

Silco’s observant. It’s what made him so valuable to the rebellion. He knows just by the way you’re holding yourself where the aches and pains are.

You keep touching and rolling your shoulder to get some relief? His hand is there to keep some pressure on it. It’s not much, but it keeps the ache away for a bit.

You’re shifting on your feet as you stand because your hips are stiff? You’re in his lap now. Just don’t shift around too much, ok? He’s skinny and you’re like… really hot.

He’ll let you get in the shower first, just so you can have the warmest water. That is, if it’s working. A lot of times you have to heat the water and fill the tub yourself — it’s a whole process. If it’s a particularly bad day for you, he’ll prepare a bath for you as you take a nap or something. Probably something he does at the end of the week when he doesn’t have to worry about being up early the next day.

He’ll sit behind you sometimes as you bathe with a smirk on his face.

“Enjoying yourself?” He’ll ask.

All you can do is hum which makes him chuckle. He’ll ease tension in your shoulder and wash your hair for you. If it leads to more, it leads to more. If not, he likes being able to take care of you.

Another remedy is to warm water on the stove and use a washcloth as a makeshift heat pad. Silco came up with the idea and you thought he was a fucking genius.

He’s no masseuse, but he will help you work out the worst pains. Is afraid to do anything too intensive as he doesn’t know what he’s doing and doesn’t want to make things worse.

If you’re sore because of HIM? Smug af. Cheekily will say, “everything alright? Maybe you should sit down?”

Sometimes all the tenseness stems from anxiety. There’s always something to have your guard up against. He’ll try and cover your six to make you relax. Definitely makes note to smother you in affection later and otherwise make you completely melt.

Act 1 Silco

Act 1 Silco knows the importance of appearance. Being able to provide isn’t just his love language, it’s a sign that he’s the top dog people should bet upon.

That being said, he’s not Act 2 and 3 Silco. Yeah, he has a fancy lair. But it was abandoned. There’s a lot of deals and bartering being done to get things. More coins to scrape together, but still spread thin.

He’ll get you things that help with the aches. Peppermint oil, a semi-decent heated blanket, those sort of things.

He’s less likely to pull you into his lap or rub your shoulders like he would when he was young. At least in public. As said before, Silco knows the importance of appearances. Does his connection to you put a target on your back? Yes. However, it’s also more than that. Him doting on you too publicly makes YOU look weak. He can’t have that. People take advantage of weak people in these parts and the vultures are always swarming.

So, his way of dealing with this is holding you back. Calling your name followed by a serious, “a word,” which makes it seem like he’s about to rip you a new one.

“How long has it been bothering you?” He’ll ask, nodding to whatever part of you is sore that day.

He then offers to get you whatever you need, whether by getting someone to fetch it for you or ordered more if you’re out.

If you’ve tried everything, however, he’ll tell you to take a break and nap or just otherwise take things easy.

When you’ve tried every trick in the book, he’s there with gentle hands. Will give you a few days off to either solve the problem or think of a better solution.

“I’ll have Singed make something.”

“There’s someone who owes me a favor or two. Smuggles in things topside. I’ll see if he knows anything.”

Will check in on you periodically. Small (and I mean very small) breaks will be taken in his part to run your shoulders or otherwise help you ease up a bit.

Is more likely to ask questions to see if your anxieties and stress have anything to do with it. Especially if he knows important missions are around the corner. Understands the complexities of the mind, now. He probably has more tenseness himself. If that’s the root of your problems, expect sweet nothings whispered in your ear.

Speaking of questions, will definitely start spilling a list of remedies.

“Have you tried [x]?” He’ll ask.

“Yes.”

“what about [Y]?”

“That, too”

“How about [z]?”

“No,” you’ll snap, voice filled with sarcasm. He looks you in the eyes and you huff. “Of corse I fucking did!”

Will try and go to bed earlier than he usually does to check in on you (again). Expect to be cuddled.



Act 2 and 3 Silco

Any fancy oil, heating device, or compression gear you need? All you have to do is ask. Only the best of the best.

Has the best masseuse on hand for all your needs.

You don’t even have to ask. He sees you in pain or feeling uncomfortable and he’s already made arrangements.

Less likely to personally attend to you now. In part because he’s the busiest man in Zaun, but also he knows you’re in better hands than his.

However, will feel a bit… jealous isn’t quite the word. He knows it’s a detached approach to taking care of you and, while it’s the best care he could give, he’s still a man of Zaun. Something about doing the work with your own two hands is more rewarding, especially when it comes to helping those you care about.

You’ll get used to the fancy masseuse and mention having an appointment with him and he’ll look up from his desk for a moment.

“While I love to spoil you,” he’ll say, “It would be best if we cut spending in that department. Just for a bit. Let me draw you a bath.”

It’s a lie. Don’t call him on it. Let him do this for you. If you call him out in it he may think you’re angry at him or don’t want to spend time with him. His mind always goes to the worse, even if he trusts you wholeheartedly. Do you just love him for the money? Those types of things. Either way, you get spoiled rotten. Just let him do this.

Will make an evening out of it. May result in spicy times, may not. Either way, it usually results in you two curled up in bed together, his hands tracing patterns on your skin.

[also please schedule this man with your masseuse. He won’t do it if it’s just for him, so beg him for a date night with a massage and dinner. Silco is stressed and not as young as he used to be. God knows there’s always something that’s sore these days]

[sukirichi]

Breakfast: ingredient 64 + sugar 5 for inumaki

Okay, but like- what about inumaki's first kiss? His mouth is a very sensitive area and his first kiss would be a very intimate act, so here's what happens: reader and him are mutually pining BUT all everyone else sees is the sexual tension between them.

Somehow itadori manages to lock them in a dark small space, where they share their first kiss, yet they don't speak about it and to each other for a long time. At some point itadori (i swear this kid is a matchmaker) points out how y/n and toge can't even glance at each other and inumaki breaks. Late at night he shows up at reader's dorm, pins her to the wall and kisses her like no tomorrow. After they eventually have a rough make out with toge's shirt coming off, they lay on her bed where reader tells him she really likes him and he grabs her chin to stop her rambling and she looses it when she sees so much love and lust swirling in his eyes (they maybe have a third make out round 👀) and in the end they come to the conclusion they love each other and that they should have acted sooner on it.

I don't know if make outs count as nsfw and i read that you can write only sfw for inumaki, so it's okay if you can't complete this request. Just let me know you if can't.

Also get prepared to be spoiled spammed with asks.

— 🍰 strawberry shortcake anon

delicate

the first kiss with inumaki toge is as delicate as he is.

meal order: ★🥞 + 64 (canon au) + 5 (mutual pining) + sensitive first kiss with inumaki, them trapped in a room + yuuji as matchmaker uwu + WALL PIN KISS YES SIR + basically hot af inumaki

warnings: nothing really, just make out sessions and implications of smut, also UH soft dom inumaki toge, i guess? unedited as always

song i listened to while writing: I.F.L.Y. by Bazzi

note: 🍰 anon TYSM for this request, my heart was legit doki doki the whole time. this totally reminds me of why inumaki was my first crush and he’s the reason i came to watch jjk lol i love him so much <3 i hope this is what you’ve been looking for and that you like it! i had a lot of fun writing this one!

“Yuuji, don’t!” You tried to scramble against the strawberry haired boy’s grip, but he was far too strong, and it didn’t help that Nobara’s riled up self was helping him push you back inside the storage room. “Yuuji, Nobara, I’m your senpai, have some respect—” You don’t get to finish your words before you’re pushed inside, landing on the floor with a thud.

“Yuuji!” You banged your fists on the door once you’ve recovered, screaming at the top of your lungs. From outside the door, you heard the underclassmen giggle and run away, leaving you with your crush, Inumaki Toge, of all people.

Falling down into a squat, you wrapped your arms around yourself, refusing to look at him. You were only thankful that it was dark so Toge wouldn’t see how your pupils blew wide, your body responding at the soft scent of his perfume and laundry detergent. He’d been your crush for who knows how long now, and your first memory of meeting the cursed speech user burns at the back of your mind to remind you that it’s been years, and yet you’ve barely spoken to him.

Unlike the other students, your cursed technique wasn’t the most useful in combat. Your technique allowed you to nullify the abilities of others, but the downside of it was that it didn’t have much advantage against curses, so you had to rely on your physical strength to exorcise.

On the bright side, though…

“So,” Toge begins, shuffling away from the dusty wall and closer to you. Your heartbeat raced when his knees brushed against yours, thighs pressed against one another. “You’re a victim of them too.”

“Hmm, guess so.”

Neither of you speak for a while. Toge himself wasn’t much of a talker, and he barely batted an eye when Maki and Panda hauled his ass inside the storage room. He was so calm and placid that your mind was in mess – both because you were comfortable and happy in his presence, but at the same time, your palms were so sweaty and the room was so stuffed you could barely breathe. It didn’t help that Toge was humming too, reassured that he wasn’t going to hurt you with his powers.

“Uhm,” you started nervously, fiddling with your fingers. The silence stretched out thick and cordial that you couldn’t bear it anymore, and you turned to Toge with wide eyes, blinking back rapidly when he faced you as well, his deep purple eyes like a painting before you. “Do-do you know why we’re locked in here?”

Your palms grew wetter with each ticking second; Toge taking his time to answer.

Nobara had eavesdropped on you gushing to Megumi on how Toge looked so cute during breakfast this morning, and the girl immediately ran off to tell her best friend, Yuuji; the two of them sharing the same braincells.

Before you knew it, everyone split into two groups, your classmates dragging Toge away while Nobara and Yuuji manhandled you, hissing into your ear to man up and fess.

As if it was as easy as that! Inumaki Toge – albeit approachable and kind – was still the light of your life, the apple of your eye, and he barely acknowledged your presence the whole two years you’ve been with him. He was much closer with Maki and Panda while you got along more with the younger ones (although you wouldn’t hesitate to redact that statement after doing this to you), so the chances of you ever striking up a full conversation with him were low.

You only admired him from afar, sighing dreamily into your hands while he trained with Panda. Megumi seemed to be the only decent one, silent and bored as ever while you rambled on tirelessly on how much Toge looked so buff under his uniform yet had the face baby, stating over and over again he was born just to drive you crazy.

You should’ve known someone would find out one way or another, but heavens forbid, not him. The both of you were barely friends to begin with – you didn’t want to shatter whatever mutual respect you had for each other just because you crushed on him hard.

Mind running back and forth over the different ways Toge could reject you, because obviously someone had told him, or obviously he knew already – why else would he be locked here with you if your friends didn’t know something? It was getting hard to read his face from the darkness; the only thing you could make out were his long lashes and lips visible with his collar down.

“I don’t know, to be honest,” he avoided your gaze, and you swallowed audibly at the sound of his husky voice; unused to speaking this much. “But…but we’ve got nothing to worry about. Gojo-Sensei or Nanamin will come around soon.”

“Okay,” you nodded at his words, cursing inwardly that this was your perfect chance to confess or at least try and be friends with him, but your whole body was burning, feet frozen in your place that you just couldn’t bring yourself to do it. You watched from the corner of your eye as Toge rocked back and forth in his heels, cheeks puffed out, and your eyes zeroed in on the snake tattoo beside his lips.

Toge rarely ever let his collar down to muffle his voice, so seeing him expose his lips like this almost felt intimate. He looked so pretty, long lashes fluttering on top of those warmed cheeks and strong arms wrapped around his knees.

He was just an arm’s length away. This was the closest you’d ever gotten with him, and maybe it was because you’d kept your feelings a secret for so long that it suddenly burst through. Faster than you could take notice of yourself, your arm reached out to cup his cheeks, thumb swiping against the tattoos. “Pretty,” you murmured, Toge stiffening up under your touch.

His eyes skewed over to yours, wide and unreadable, but there was something there – something burning. He had to bite down his cheek as you caressed his face absentmindedly, and it wasn’t until his fingers came up to your wrist that you realized what you were doing.

“Oh!” you exclaimed, the warmth of his skin now searing because of your embarrassment. “Toge – I-I didn’t mean to – I’m so sorry! It’s just, your tattoos look so pretty and I’ve always—”

Your words are thrown right back into your mouth when Toge tugged you forward, sending the both of you toppling to the ground. Toge’s hands were delicate, just as delicate as your touch, when he cupped your face, his lips moving with yours. You were stunned for a moment before pleasure and fireworks exploding everywhere burst within you, prompting you to kiss him back in urgent fervor.

Toge’s lips tasted like candy, his sighs into your mouth melting your insides until you’re crumpling his shirt, eyes shut so tight in fear that maybe this would all disappear the moment you opened them.

Your hands travelled everywhere – from his shoulders, to his neck, his jaw – before it settled into his hair, the satisfaction of finally getting to run your hands through them has you weakening in his hold. Toge keeps his grip on your waist firm, almost possessive even, and he held you up both, sitting up while your arms wound around his neck.

A curse must’ve possessed you because you moaned into his mouth when he nipped at your bottom lip, tugging it inside his mouth so he could taste your cherry chapstick.

He wasn’t in a better state than yours. As the cursed speech user, his mouth was one of his most sensitive parts, and it took all energy it had in him to not kiss you senseless right then and there, your lips swiping over his mouth in such a mind-numbing sensation.

It felt like his body was on fire, the heat licking up from his toes to right where you were pressed on him. Your lips on his was scorching, the soft sighs and moans you gave him only adding to the fuel.

Toge groaned as your nails subconsciously pulled at his hair, making him grind you down into the V of his lips, pressing your chest firms against his until there was no more space. Through the darkness and nearly airless atmosphere of the room, Toge still managed to take your breath away, your lips moving in synch and you were falling, falling, falling.

He effortlessly held your weakening arms up before he pulled away, both your chests panting at the sudden heated kiss. His eyes trailed down from your lust-filled gaze to the bow of your lips, where the flesh was plump and abused.

Toge’s thumb swiped over your lips that had you frozen solid because he looked at you so gently, delicately, almost as if he didn’t want to hurt you. But he never could – you nullified everyone’s powers and allowed him freedom in your space. You’d let him come again and again, welcoming him with open arms if he wanted so, and in that moment, you believed he did.

Although why would he want you?

Fears and insecurities struck a chord in you and you scrambled away from his lap, leaving Toge all alone in the ground. You ducked your head down to ignore the confused and hurt expression on his face, turning back to the door instead. “I’m so sorry,” you rasped out in one breath, “I-I didn’t mean for that kiss to happen and I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable. Please just forget this ever happened and I really wish you and I aren’t awkward for this. Okay, good night. See you around.”

Pulling your phone out of your pocket after cursing yourself for not thinking of texting Megumi sooner, you speed dialed the younger boy, begging him to unlock the door.

Megumi came around a few minutes later. Toge had long settled behind you, silent but still catching his breath from your previous lip-locking. His presence unnerved you and you rubbed your hands up and down your arms, praying to whoever divines self that Toge would forget about this as well. The moment Megumi came around, you leaped out of the room, leaving two confused boys – with one of them unknowingly shattered.

The next few days were hell.

You and Toge hadn’t talked much at all before, but now, you both pretended as if the other didn’t existed. During class where there had to be pairings, you immediately sided with Maki and pushing Panda to Toge’s way, the latter frowning behind his collar every time you avoided his gaze.

You just couldn’t handle being anywhere near him after that kiss. You feared that your heart would combust and you’d further embarrass yourself in front of him, as if you weren’t embarrassing enough with how excited you were as you kissed him.

Gosh, what would Toge think of you now?

You bet he found you so weird, and your suspicions were only confirmed when he’d resorted to avoiding you as well. No more polite and cheery good mornings! in the hallway or asking what he had for lunch, no more random texting of memes at 3am because you both didn’t have friends outside the institute.

Pure silence from the other side.

It should’ve comforted you – you wanted to stay away from him, right? – but you only grew restless. Your focus dwindled with each passing day, finding yourself at the back of Toge’s head longingly when he wasn’t looking, then sighing as you chastised yourself from being stupid.

To be honest, that kiss only made your feelings multiply tenfold.

Now that you knew how warm and comfortable Toge was to the touch, how his lips tasted and how his hair felt under your touch – you crushed on him impossibly harder than before.

You reached a point where you tossed and turn around in bed, unable to fall asleep; completely unaware that just a few doors down, he was doing the same. It had you thinking back to that day all over again, wondering why did he kiss you? If he liked you, why did he never talk to you? He never even noticed you before and you were always the first one to strike conversation, but because the others were always around, chats were limited, one-worded, and awkward.

That cursed technique of yours was still useless, after all.

“Would you please stop moping around?” Megumi slammed his book down on the table next to you, and you jumped in your seat, clutching your pencil to your chest. “I’m tired of you eye-fucking Inumaki-senpai.”

“Wha – ? No, I wasn’t, what are you talking about?”

“You’ve both been acting weird,” observed Yuuji who stopped fighting with Nobara over who would win in an arm wrestling fight without special abilities: Gojo-Sensei or Nanami. Nobara nodded beside him, stealing Yuuji’s crisp chips before speaking. “You both can’t even glance at each other. All of us can feel that something’s wrong between you two.”

“They probably fucked in the storage room.”

“Nobara, keep your voice down!”

“Why should I?” she smirked, jabbing her thumb to an asleep Toge lounging on the field with Panda. “Your precious crush is asleep. He won’t know. But whatever, what did happen when we locked you both there?”

“You all humiliated me, that’s what happened!”

“What do you mean humiliated?” Megumi asked this time around, and you buried your face in your arms, glancing over at Toge again. He was slumbering peacefully, his body shaded from the sun under the tree, and your fingertips itched with the urge to hold him close again.

“He doesn’t like me,” you concluded with trembling lips, sending one last longing glance at Toge. “And I think I just absolutely ruined everything.”

No matter how much your underclassmen tried to cheer you up, your spirits were never lifted. You trudged back to your room that night, tired and drained from all the events that you just buried your nose in your textbook, studying about curses for next week’s exams.

The words began to blur and you sighed on your seat, glancing at your phone. It was nearing midnight and the dorms were oddly quiet, but you guessed everyone just had a long day.

Soon, you brushed your teeth and moved to retire for the night when three soft knocks came from your door. Your hand stilled on your blanket, brows furrowed at who could it be this time of the night. After fixing your hair to make yourself presentable, you swung the door open, ready to hit Yuuji if he came here to drag you down to the movie room and force you to watch horror movies again when you were harshly pushed, the stranger kicking the door back.

You gasped as warm lips came crashing down to yours, your hands pinned above your hand with just one arm.

You didn’t have to open your eyes to know it was Toge who’d placed a knee between your legs to prevent you from falling; your knees already turning to jelly before you even registered it was him. The familiar taste of something sweet like candy and cough syrup coated your senses and you moaned in his arms as his hands ran under your shirt, making the hairs on your body prickle up in anticipation.

Toge took advantage of your moan, his tongue slipping inside before it clashed with yours. It was too much – his overwhelming scent, his tongue tasting yours, his hands squeezing your breasts tenderly – you were on the verge of falling apart.

Fire burned all over your body, pure instinct dominating your conscious mind as you pushed him back, Toge falling down with you scrambling above him.

He grunted at your sloppy actions of trying to tug his shirt over his head, but he complied, reaching up at the same time you leant down for another wet, heated kiss. The kiss this time around was far less gentle and more urgent; your mutual pining for one another tipping over the edge until all hell broke loose.

You settled into his lap as if it were a throne and he encouraged you to take it, to claim him because he considered you the queen of his world.

“Toge, I,” you rambled after every peck, unable to form a complete sentence because you kept wanting to kiss him. It was nearly impossible to pull away now that he held you so close, making you feel like home and driving you absolutely insane. “I can’t do it anymore, mmhm, I want you so much – always have – I don’t want to avoid you and I just want to—”

He stopped your rambling by grabbing your chin forwards, his lips molding over yours again and dancing with it like two perfectly syncopated performers.

Toge’s curious hands ravished every crevice and dip of your curves as he sucked on your tongue, tasting it fervently like a traveler memorizing his path. You shuddered when Toge’s nimble fingers travelled down to cup your ass to lift you upwards, pushing you closer and deeper into his mouth.

None of you cared about anything anymore. You could barely focus on anything but letting your hands roam free down his chest, Toge rutting up to you when your cold hands brushed over his nipple.

Needing air to breathe, you pulled away first, panting as your forehead pressed against his. You stared at each other, lips swollen and wet from the hot make-out session. You were sure that your adoration for him was clearly evident in your eyes, that your feelings for him sparkled and radiated like the bright sunshine’s warmth he always made you feel.

But that wasn’t what drove you crazy.

It was the fact his expression mirrored yours; only his had lust swirling around his dark eyes, an unexplainable plethora of emotions flooding through them. You were breathing hard and so was he, his soft pants warming your lips that were still sore from his hungry ministrations.

Now was the time.

It didn’t matter that maybe he didn’t feel the same way for you; you liked him so much. Your feelings poured over the glass and your eyes glossed over with how your heart frantically chanted his name, wanting nothing and no one else but him.

“I love you,” you confessed, “I fucking love you.”

To your surprise, Toge chuckled, pulling you forward until his chest was flushed against yours. He captured your lips for one last kiss, delicate this time around as his hands cupped your jaw. You tilted your hide to the side to deepen the kiss, and you sighed while Toge rubbed soothing circles at the sides of your jaw then down to your neck.

“You better,” he mumbled through your lips, “Because I fucking love you too, and I don’t want to play this game of push and pull anymore.”

It was your first time to hear such dominance in his words, to witness such need and possessiveness shine back through his eyes, his lips travelling to the sides of your face. Submissively, you arched your back to him and allowed him access to your neck, head lolling to the side. Even as Toge slowly but surely left little love bites to mark you as his, he was gentle and delicate, soft yet hard, bitter but sweet like the longing you had for one another.

Even as he had you trapped under his arms, his heat nestled into the deeper, intimate parts of you that only welcomed no one else but him; your lover was absolutely delicate.

And you only fell for him harder than you already have.

[banjokazooiey]

Hi! Can i have a hcs of Jotaro, kakyoin, polnareff and Josuke? (seperate) about the bois and fem! s/o's child that has a stand that can leaps through time and then child met their parent's past.

this is fun af let’s go, Jotaro, Kakyoin, Polnareff and Josuke + Reader’s Child That Goes Through Time!! (wow that a mouthful) also this is a little more than headcanons just because I had too much fun with it

Your kid was scarily mature and responsible for being sixteen years old. Both you and your husband thought maybe, maybe they’d end up a normal, good adult.. and then on their sixteenth birthday, their Stand appeared. Nobody was sure of what their power was yet; you told your child they cannot try it out or use it until there was a safe way to go about it. However, after telling them they couldn’t hang out with their friends that night, the family got into an argument; as your kid was about to yell, their face bright red, they literally disappeared. Into thin fucking air. Cue you and your husband freaking out; but where did they go? What was happening to them?

Jotaro Kujo

Nearly losing their footing, his kid (second born, after Jolyne) found themselves in.. well, not home, that was for sure. Judging by the carpeting under their feet, it was probably a hotel. Blinking, they looked around at their surroundings. The tacky wallpaper, strange colors, patterns.. this didn’t seem like the modern day. Their thought process paused, however, after they heard voices coming from down the hall.

“-I’ve always enjoyed marine life.” That was undoubtedly the deep, grizzled voice of their father. Eyebrows furrowing, they slowly approached; at the end of the hall was a balcony that looked out on the city.. whatever city that was, they weren’t sure, but regardless they carefully snuck to be hidden behind the wall, but still able to see and hear who must’ve been their parents.

“Oh, really?” That was definitely their mom. “I like whale sharks. And sharks in general. They’re silly, you know?” While this was their mom, she talked so.. different. “You know, back home, where I’m from- there’s whale migrations every year. You can look out to the sea and see these giant humpback whales just swimming along, going.. well, wherever they go. It’s really cool. Maybe I can take you some time.”

“.. That would be nice.” At this point, they could still only see the two’s back, but noticed Jotaro’s hand ever so slowly shift over to be on yours. “.. Jotaro, I think-“

That’s when they leaned forward a little too much and fell down. Immediately, both of them jumped apart from one another, figuring it was Polnareff or Joseph spying. But, they came face to face with a teenager.

Said teenager was reeling at the sight of their parents being young. Their dad was without crow’s eyes, and absent of the few streaks of gray that ran through his jet black hair. Better yet, his outfit was black. They were so used to seeing their dad wearing his white ensemble, seeing him with the giant black coat with a chain had them reeling. And you.. you were brighter, more full of energy. Your eyes were more animated.. while you were always happy in their time, you looked less worried here. And your outfit was.. eccentric to say the least.

“.. The fuck are you doing here?”

“Jotaro!” You exclaimed, rushing forward to hold a hand out to your kid (which, of course, you didn’t know). “I didn’t know you had a sibling!”

“I don’t.”

Their kid was the spitting image of Jotaro; dark black hair, a less than happy expression always playing on their face, aquamarine eyes. And, it seemed they dressed like him, too.. at least, him when he was younger.

“Oh.” You paused, but still helped them up as they grabbed your hand. “You guys look identical! That must be a strange coincidence..”

“Yeah,” they nervously laughed, gulping. “Just a.. uh, a strange coincidence. I gotta go, so-“

“Well, it was nice meeting you.” You offered a kind smile; in typical mom fashion; before they glanced at Jotaro who wore a scowl. Getting an idea just to fuck with their dad, they smirked. “Oh, yeah, by the way, that guy is in love with you.”

“WHAT-“

“Byee!” They exclaimed, scrambling to run down the hallway and out of the building. They wondered if this was Egypt; they knew that a long time ago, you and your friends had made a long journey to defeat an evil man named DIO. This must’ve been before you encountered him.. now, you both had emotional baggage in the present. Sighing, they realized they shouldn’t have fought with the two of you. Almost as if on cue, their Stand formed in front of them, staring.

“Hey.. uh, whatever your name is. Can we go home?”

The Stand nodded, and before they knew it, they were back home within the blink of an eye. Both you and Jotaro stood in front of them, almost as if time hadn’t passed at all..

“What the hell? You disappeared for only a few seconds.” Jotaro gave a weird look, running a hand along the five o’clock shadow on his face.

“I met you guys!” They exclaimed, rushing forward to wrap their arms around you. “It was in Egypt, I think. You were on a balcony, talking about sea life.”

“Oh, I remember that,” you chuckled, grinning up at Jotaro who snorted in amusement. “That’s when I told Jotaro I loved him.” Pausing, you suddenly gave a wild look to your kid. “HOLD ON, DOES THIS MEAN YOU’RE A TIME TRAVELER?”

Noriaki Kakyoin

It was nighttime. There was a city surrounding them; quiet, abandoned.. except for the sounds of screams in the distance and obviously damaged cars and buildings. Standing up, their eyebrows furrowed, confused as to what was going on.

“Nori!” A familiar voice screamed out. They turned to see someone who looked like their mother.. and someone who looked like their father, bleeding out onto the pavement. You held onto your dear Noriaki, desperate for his survival. “Please, hang on, please.. I’m gonna get you help, I promise, I..”

Immediately, they ran up to the two, nearly falling over to crouch down to Noriaki’s level. “Dad!” They exclaimed, surveying his wound. It was graphic, gory.. a large pool of blood surrounded him, and his abdomen seemed to be blown wide open.. were those his guts?..

“Hey! Hey, you, you. Please, I- um, fuck, I need you to..” You trailed off, looking up at the stranger who didn’t seem all that strange. They looked just like Nori, but also had some striking similarities to you as well. Eyebrows shooting up, you thought.. maybe this was your kid? But that was a fleeting thought. It was time to help Kakyoin.

“I need you to- can you-“ You were cut off by the loud whirring of helicopter blades. It was the Speedwagon Foundation! Somehow.. they knew to come. Relieved; maybe he had a chance; you helped them load him onto the helicopter. “I-I need to come with you guys! I need to watch over him!”

“You can’t. I’m sorry. He’s going to need some intense recovery and rehab, but you can come visit him. Please stay here and fight DIO.”

Just like that, they were taking off again. There you stood, overwhelmed as they flew away. But.. there was the stranger next to you, staring at you. You turned, walking closer.

“Are you.. my child?” You questioned, carefully looking over their features. Hesitantly, they nodded. “I.. don’t know if it’ll, like, screw up the timeline or anything, but.. you seem like you need it, so.. yeah. Mom.”

Gently smiling, you brought a hand up to rest on your child’s cheek. “You look just like him, but I can see the fire in your eyes. That’s my blood right there.” You tucked a piece of red hair behind their ear, and they rushed forward to give you a big hug.

“Dad’s gonna be okay. You’re gonna be okay. I promise.” They squeezed you, before looking up at your face. You were so young, but.. you obviously wore a tired, overwhelmed expression. Gently running a hand through your child’s hair, you were allowed a tender moment before the sound of a loud BOOM! interrupted it.

“You get back to the future, alright? I got a supervillain to deal with.” Pressing a little kiss to the crown of their head, you pulled away. “Oh, uh, tell future me and future Nori hi, too.”

“I will.” Their Stand manifested behind them; it bore somewhat of a similarity to Iggy, which made you snort. “And, uh.. bye, Mom.”

“See you, kiddo.” Winking and throwing up a peace sign, that was the last thing they saw before arriving back in the present day.

“WHERE WERE YOU?!” Older you exclaimed. “You just.. you disappeared for a minute! What in the hell happ-“

And then they rushed forward to hug you, grabbing Nori’s sleeve to tug him into the hug. “I’ll tell you in a bit. But.. I love you guys.”

Any frustration you had before immediately simmered at the sight of your child being so sweet. Looking up at Nori with a smile; that was quickly reciprocated; you tightly wound your arms around your kid. “We love you too.”

Jean Pierre Polnareff

Being dropped into a café sure was interesting. Well.. was it even a café? An outdoors café? They shook the thought off, looking around. There were some tables, chairs.. people chatting.. and in the distance, the great wide desert. This was undoubtedly the trip that their parents met on; the fight against DIO, in Egypt.

Straight ahead of them was their mother, which made them nearly choke on their spit. You were young, but.. you looked annoyed. Sipping on some pop, you sat back in the straw chair, alone.

They approached, pulling out a chair in front of you. They definitely wouldn’t just sit down with a stranger, but.. you were their mom, they felt comfortable. “You look down. What’s up?”

Sighing, you didn’t even show any confusion or curiosity to why this strange teenager just sat down across from you. “Look over there.”

Turning their head to follow your eyes, their attention landed on their dad, no doubt; with the tall, silver hair, it couldn’t be anyone else. He was leaning a hand against a wall, semi-blocking in a woman who was giggling and blushing.

“You know, I could take you in the back and show you a good time, you look like you’re wanting a piece of me-“

They gasped, clearly offended at their dad’s vulgar language. “Oh my god! How dare he! That’s terrible!”

“You’re telling me.” Sighing, you sunk a little farther down into the seat. “He’s such a dick.. I hate him, but I love him, you know? Seeing him flirt with girls all day is so exhausting.”

Hearing their mother talk about their father in such a way was slightly off putting- but this was the past, they had to be aware of that. “Well, um.. maybe he’d stop acting like that if you told him how you felt. If he.. likes you back, tell him you won’t date him until you see him stop flirting with other girls.”

“That’s genius! He’s gonna be so arrogant about it.. but, I’m tired of doing this pining, you know?.. What did you say your name was?”

“I didn’t.”

“You’re witty. I like that.” Chuckling, your expression dropped as Polnareff began to saunter up to the table, obviously done with his flirting. “Well, uh, did you orde-“

“Polnareff, I love you.”

He doubled over, nearly hacking up a lung in shock after he choked on his spit. Taking a moment to regain himself, he nearly lunged over, grabbing your hands and pulling you up to your feet. “Oh, mon petit lapin, I’ve loved you since I-“

“Good, you feel the same. I’ll start dating you only if you stop flirting with other girls. And stop giving them those damn looks.”

“I’ll never even look at another girl!” He exclaimed, pulling you close to his chest to hug you tightly. “Mon chéri, you’re the only one for me! Always!”

That was typical dad, being incredibly overwhelming with his love. Quietly chuckling in amusement, they stood up; their work here was done. Walking away, their Stand manifested next to them, something like a smile on its face. “Let’s go home, yeah?”

You went to turn around and thank the stranger for their encouragement only to find they had disappeared in the midst of Polnareff’s outburst. “Huh. That was weird..”

“What was?”

“Someone walked up and gave me advice for.. you know, this. But they’re gone. You know, they kind of looked like you..”

Josuke Higashikata

Why the fuck were they in a tree? Gasping and lunging toward the main part of the tree, they held on for dear life. It was.. kind of bare, only a few leaves in it. It actually granted a great vantage point for overlooking a high school..

Wait, this was Morioh High. But it looked older.

“.. The truth is, it doesn’t matter how infatuated she is with you. If she comes to her own conclusion that you’re the most pathetic, disgusting shmuck around then we get to go on living happily ever after, right?”

Their attention turned toward a group of four gathered by the pool. Three people sat crouching, surrounding a smaller.. guy. Narrowing their eyes, they nearly fell out of the tree when they realized they knew these people.

That was undoubtedly their mom, dad, Uncle Koichi and Uncle Okuyasu.

Koichi adamantly nodded, startled as Josuke lunged forward. “So all you gotta do on your end is act like a total jackass whenever you’re in front of her!”

“Oh!” Okuyasu exclaimed, clearly coming to some sort of realization. “Now I get where you’re going with this! You’re such a genius, Josuke!”

“Aha, well, thank you, but was that really a compliment coming from you?”

Next to Josuke, you started laughing so hard that you fell backwards into the pool. In turn, Josuke burst out laughing too, peering over the side to look at you. As you surfaced with a devious grin, you grabbed the lapels of his collar, pulling him in after you.

“Geez Louise, what could I do to make Yukako think I’m totally unappealing?”

“Well, from what I’ve been told, mama’s boys and gross guys are usually major turn offs for ladies,” Josuke commented from the water, dunking you under before grabbing onto the sides and hoisting himself up. He was dripping all over, and shook like a dog to try and get some water off.

“He’s got a point,” you added on after resurfacing.

Koichi gasped. “There has to be another way! If she thinks I’m a mama’s boy, she’ll hate my mom and go after her too!”

Okuyasu had an evil grin playing on his face. “Then we’ll have to go with option B! You’ll be the gross guy that doesn’t take baths!”

“HUH?”

“That’s right! You can’t brush your teeth or change your underwear!” Josuke was obviously enjoying this conversation, a dumb grin on his face. He held out a hand to help you out of the water, pulling you up and out. You were pressed against his chest for a second before both of you pulled away, blushing.

“Raising some lice or spiders in your hair might be a good idea!”

“Wearing sweaty socks is pretty gross!”

“Ooh, and try farting everywhere!”

“Yeah! She’ll think you’re foul!”

“Would you guys quit joking around?! I’m serious about this!” Koichi cried out.

“I’m being just as serious as you are!” Okuyasu stood up and pointed a finger in Koichi’s face. “Now make with the snot and drool!”

Koichi whimpered and groaned, falling down to his knees, clearly upset.

“If you’re not up for it.. then your only option is to become a nobody. A nobody with no prospects, at that.” Josuke stood up, approaching behind Koichi. “You need to make her lose all interest.” Bending over, he put a hand on Koichi’s shoulder. “We’re all gonna tackle this thing together, okay? But, uh, maybe we can go get dried off first.”

That earned a pained whimper.

Your kid never realized how stupid you all used to be. So, so stupid. They were used to the more serious duo you both were; seeing you as teenagers was hilarious. As Okuyasu and Koichi walked away, still reeling over the conversation, both you and Josuke stood by the pool. You peeled off your shirt, considering it was dripping; he stared, bright red.

“Wow, see something you like, Josuke?” You teased, giving a little chuckle.

“Actually.. yeah.”

That made you blush like crazy, and your demeanor quickly changed to be more shy. Josuke bit his lip before continuing.

“While we had this conversation, you know, I realized how glad I am to have a crush on a girl like you. You know.. not insane,” Both of you laughed at that, “but also kind.. smart.. pretty.. funny.. I can be myself around you, and you like me all the same. So, um.. you know, we’ve kind of been beating around the bush for awhile, and I was wondering if maybe.. you’d wanna go on a date? Sometime?”

Obviously flattered, you took a few steps forward, both hands lying flat on his chest so you could get on your tiptoes and peck his cheek. “I’d love to, Josuke.”

With a content, soft smile, your kid watched on as the two of you entered a new chapter in your love story. Their stand appeared next to them, looking down at the same scene. Fondly smiling before turning to the Stand, they chuckled. “Let’s go back.”

Immediately they were met with two pairs of arms around them. “Where did you go?!” You exclaimed, holding them tight. “I’m sorry if we upset you, I-“

“You guys never told me you used to be such saps when you were younger.”

That comment made you and Josuke pull away and exchange a look, both of you quietly giggling. “That.. is true. Remember when you asked me out?”

“I do,” he hummed, wrapping an arm around you and laying his hand on your hip to gently tap with the pads of his fingers. “That was probably my third best day ever. The other two would be when we got married and when the rascal showed up.” Ducking his head down, he pressed a little kiss to your lips, earning a groan from your kid.

“What even makes you bring that up, honey?” You questioned.

“Oh, my Stand has time traveling powers.”

“That’s nice- wait, WHAT?”

[ghostbusters-hq]

egon hcs with perhaps a new ghostbusters worker and they start developing feelings for each other :)

yes yes yes yes !!!!! ok this ended up being long af and is essentially a short fic in bullet point form because I got carried away lol

(gender neutral reader!)

You get hired by the boys to help out around the firehouse and take some of the pressure off Janine.

Ray and Winston handled the whole interview and hiring process, so the first time you meet Egon is during your first shift when he and Peter come back from a bust. Egon is still in full Ghostbusting gear (minus the proton pack), holding a steaming ghost trap in one hand and his hair is a little wilder than usual.

You’d seen them all on TV and in the paper of course, but when you actually meet Egon in person?? All you can think is ‘Oh fuck, he’s cute.’

He curtly shakes your hand and introduces himself, and you’re astounded you managed to get any words out at all.

“You must be the new hire Ray told me about. I’m Dr. Egon Spengler, it’s good to meet you.”

“Oh, yeah! Hi, Dr. Spengler, it’s good to meet you too.”

“No need for formalities – you can call me Egon, if you’d like.”

The introduction is brief, as he has to excuse himself to go dispose of whatever was locked up in the trap, but he offered you a brief flash of a smile before heading downstairs and it gave you butterflies.

The next few weeks went by fairly quickly as you got settled into your new job at the firehouse, and your crush on the tall, dark, handsome scientist only grew.

One day he started talking to you about the spores he collects, and you caught yourself gazing at him like a lovesick teenager. You very much hoped he hadn’t noticed.

Egon didn’t notice – too caught up in talking about his spore collection as he was – but Venkman sure did.

Peter sauntered over to you when Egon had disappeared downstairs to check on the containment unit.

“So how many more conversations about mould am I gonna have to listen to before you finally ask him out?”

Your head shot up and you found Peter standing beside your desk with a smug grin on his face. You quickly averted your gaze down again and tried to mask your embarrassment with fake laughter.

“Who, Egon? Oh, no, we’re just…we’re just, you know- he’s….I’m-“

“Madly in love with him?”

“What?! No! I-I…uh…” you stuttered, but Peter just raised a knowing eyebrow and you groaned and dropped your head into your hands. “Shit, is it that obvious?”

“Only to people who have eyes, kid.” Peter clapped a sympathetic hand on your shoulder. “But don’t worry, Spengs is just as infatuated with you.”

Your head shot up when you processed what he’d said. “Wait, what?” but Venkman was already halfway up the stairs. Egon felt the same way about you?

In truth, Egon was fascinated by you. He found himself getting distracted when you’d walk by and had on more than one occasion ended up singeing his hand with his soldering iron because his eyes had been focused on you rather than his work.

He’d also begun mentally noting little details about you. The way you liked your coffee, your favourite candy, the kind of music you enjoy…he wasn’t really sure why, but it pleased him to know these small pieces of info about you.

The day you finally mustered up the courage to ask him out was a few days after your conversation with Venkman. Egon was working on one of the packs at his workbench, and when you approached, he looked up.

“Hey, Egon, do you have a minute?”

Egon set down his screwdriver and turned his full attention to you, which made you blush harder than you’d like to admit.

“Yes, is everything alright?”

“Yeah! Y-Yeah, I just, um…well, I was wondering if you’d uh – y’know if you’re not too busy, that is…if you’d like to - maybe go out for coffee? With me, I mean. Together.”

You were so nervous that you almost didn’t even register when he said “I’d love to.” and when you looked up to see a smile on his face you were sure your heart jumped up into your throat.

“I’m free right now, if that works for you.” He added, stepping around his workbench. You nodded, unable to hold back a grin.

“Y-Yeah! That sounds perfect.”

[effeminateboyninja]

♡ dating team 7 hcs ♡

Naruto

asks Jiraiya for help on how to win you over but ends up making a fool of himself and just asking you out spontaneously

he would literally be the most fun boyfriend ever?? you will never be bored with this man

prepare for some fun, adventurous dates - think amusement parks, ziplining, ANYTHING to get you out of your comfort zone

(but also be ready for lots of laid back lunch dates at Ichiraku's of course ;))

he's always tryna to make you laugh, he feels best when he can see how happy he's making you

literally wants to show you off to EVERYONE and never stops talking about you

"Kakashi-sensei have you met my girlfriend?" "Sorry, Konohamaru, I've got to meet my girlfriend."

on that note: WEAR THIS MAN'S JACKET!!!! he will melt

prefers to be the big spoon but give this boy a cuddle every now and then, he thinks its cute how you hang off of him

so nervous/eager for your first kiss he smashes his lips into yours so hard it almost hurts

he gets the hang of it though don't worry

Sakura

asks you out with a heartfelt note from a secret admirer but you know it's from her because she's so OBVIOUS

genuine romantic, lets get a fancy dinner and watch the sunset together kind of partner

will probably expect flowers and gifts for every small occasion but it's okay because she'll always get them for you too

dates. all. the. time. going on a mission together? that's a date. doing groceries? date.

loves holding hands in public so people know you're together

actually, just expect tons of PDA with this one

will definitely want to share clothes if you're the same size

"you just look cuter in my sweater.... and I like the smell of yours"

soft and gentle in your relationship but will literally cut a bitch that says anything bad about you

will cuddle you in every position, all night long. she just needs to feel you near her at all times

your first kiss is small and sweet followed by an adorable blush. which one of you initiated? you can't even remember, it just happened

Sasuke

this angsty boy... he AGONIZES over how to tell you his feelings, but ends up just coming clean one night and asking you out directly after bottling it in for so long

an actual rambling mess. eloquence? never met her. it's adorable really

hesitant about pda. like, how do affection??? but if anyone tries anything with you he is there, arm around your shoulder, making sure they know you're taken

oblivious at first, he's never done this okay?? but is so dedicated to making you happy he never stops trying

lowkey, chill dates that are actually hella romantic??

this man wants to lay together on a blanket and watch the stars with you then fall asleep in each other's arms

tries to convince you he prefers to be the big spoon but you know the truth

the first time he notices his clothes are missing he's annoyed, but as soon as he sees you wearing he absolutely changes his mind

"are you going out? you should put my sweater on its cold"

First kiss is passionate and needy af. this man has been so starved of affection and he didn't even realize it

this never changes

Kakashi

just as nervous to ask you out as Sasuke... actually, you might even have to do it

he just can't believe you really like him? are you sure??

after he catches on he's head over heels

always thinking of you. will bring you back little trinkets and things that remind him of you from missions

much prefers a night in with a homemade dinner or a picnic in the woods to public date in a fancy restaurant

(also you know that packed lunch is gonna be tasty af, this man can COOK)

TOUCH STARVED TOUCH STARVED TOUCH STARVED

is hesitant to cuddle at first (hello trauma) but once he opens up he is literally attached to your hip

big spoon, little spoon, who cares? just hold him

generally not huge on pda but always has a hand on you when you're in public. arm casually draped over your shoulder, hand on your thigh, whatever

first kiss he leaves the mask on, its just a quick peck but he couldn't wait any longer and leans in without thinking

when he finally takes it off OMG, that kiss is so long and deep. he never wants to let you go