#And that shit rhymes?

[a-timely-problem]

Forgot how god damn easy it is to write poetry in my native language. And fun. And just really, really easy.

[gavamont]

Drink my potion made of dice

A crunchy texture and tastes so nice

Infused with gin and worth the price

Drink my potion made of dice

[zytes]

sailor’s delight

[literallyjusttoa]

"A Jester can mock, and the King cannot fight

For the gift of free thought is the jester's one right."

A sweet golden prince who lived up in the sky,

Listened to his families' terrible fights,

The ceiling would rumble, the tile would shake,

The throne room was fragile, and soon it would break.

He'd attempt to speak, but it never went right,

His father would rage, and he'd lose every fight,

As decades passed by, it soon became clear,

The King saw his son as a monster to fear.

The Prince quickly followed every command,

Only to be trapped by his father's cruel hand,

Years of destruction with no end in sight,

This war would not end with a large act of might.

And so the Prince stopped fighting fire with fire,

And instead he pulled out his golden stringed lyre,

Since he had no respect, he would leave the King's cage,

And swap out the throne room for a shining stage.

He taunted with wit and he giggled with guile,

And even his sorrow he shared with a smile,

His father's gaze lessened, his temper was tame,

As his once "Golden Prince" treated life like a game.

The centuries passed and the mirth never ceased,

The sun never set on the first son of Greece,

He danced for his siblings and bit down his pain,

Since each peal of laughter meant there'd be less rain.

There's only one role for which there are no rules,

So who is the jester, and who is the fool?

[tutterypuff]

also, everyone is talking about how Simon has this huge capacity for empathy this this and that about how empathy is so integral to his character as if this guy didn't just spend the first two episodes of this show torturing a goose to death

[liloslittlethings]

liam enjoys rhyming things with direction

(via SugarScape)

[columboscreens]

[vaguely-concerned]

it's too bad pronouns are the innocent parts of speech that have ended up so heavily politicized and entwined with the culture war. for many reasons, of course, but especially because it has made us all forget about the real enemy: prepositions

[pup-pee]

drawings that make u go EAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

strawberry nerds candy is my inspo

[zeb-z]

demon girl tina who shaves her horns down, who tries to be everything a demon isn’t. never angry, never pressed, sweet and easygoing. perfect in every sense of the term. who’s traumatized from purgatory, who’s afraid of losing what she loves as much as she’s afraid of being shunned by who she loves for what she is. for all the imperfections that fracture her perfect image. who craves trust, a place to belong, the secret of who she is just bubbling under the surface, shaved down and hidden just underneath the cat ears she wears.

human girl bagi who embraces imperfection, who loves with loyalty and longevity. who would go to the ends of the earth for her loved ones, knowing their worst sins, their terrible crimes, and going I will love you anyway. I will be there for you anyway. who’s best friend is a demon, who she knows is a demon, who she met at his worst, and wouldn’t let him go through it alone. who understands the importance of secrets, which means she knows the value of honesty, and is ready to lay out all her truths once she cares about someone enough, trusts them enough.

tina getting flighty and nervous when she’s told that it’s love what bagi feels - not because she doesn’t feel the same, but because she does, and it’s all she’s ever wanted, and isn’t that just terrifying? because she doesn’t think she fully deserves it. not yet at least! and she doesn’t want to lose it. imperfect, clumsy, secretly a demon tina, still processing purgatory and everything that came before, so afraid because she believes she can’t measure up. once she’s worked on herself, once she’s perfect, she says. once she stops panicking at purgatory flashbacks, once she stops losing her temper, once she can provide stability, once she’s shaved her horns and they stop growing back - then she’ll be ready. as soon as she’s made herself into something easily lovable.

bagi listens to tina as she spills some of this to her, under the moonlight along the beach. not quite all her worries, but some, just like she had given not quite her whole heart, but a part of it, in that room that represents bagi’s mind. and bagi doesn’t press for more than what she’ll give, because she cherishes what has been given already, because she’s in no rush and has no where else to go, because above all else, she’s in love and willing to wait. and in the meantime, she’ll reassure tina that she doesn’t want perfection - she just wants tina the way she is.

[ban--tam]

yangtober day 30: three kingdoms zhuge yang from yesterday makes a return + general schonkopf and court official dusty... it's more like a cdrama au more than three kingdoms specifically ig? i did base their outfits on the old romance of the three kingdoms show though!

[gavamont]

Wizard distilling wizardly rum

Flavored with mangos and pineapple gum

Tastes so good it will make you hum

When a wizard distills some wizardly rum

[herearedragons]

Ondra's Love (fake Deadfire sea shanty)

Well Ondra's love, he shines above

And lights our way when sun is down

And my own love, my dearest dove

He'll pray for my soul when I drown

'Cause up is a roaring thunder

And down is a raging sea

And Ondra's love was smashed asunder

So she has no love for me

Well Ondra's Hair, it will ensnare

The ships and beasts that come too close

And my own hair, it thins and tears

From scorching sun and salty storms

'Cause up is a roaring thunder

And down is a raging sea

And Ondra's Hair is such a wonder

That she'll spare no thought for me

Well Ondra's Tears, they last for years

And leave marks where they hit the ground

And my own tears, they'll disappear

Into the salt-waves when I drown

'Cause up is a roaring thunder

And down is a raging sea

And Ondra shed tears for her lover

But she'll shed no tears for me

[valkavavaart]

its been so long but the hypmic fixation is back. shoutout to the like 5 other riosama likers

[lofi-toast]

Oh god, oh dear, to whom I shall fear.

Defiance and restraint, I shall refrain.

[moistfeesh]

Accidentally had an obito themed halloween donut yesterday