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dumbenstarsmemes · 5 months ago
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comput3rage · 4 months ago
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I spent an ungodly amount of time making this. Hello lgbt community
[Image ID: A gif made on PicMix consisting of a screenshot from Gravity Falls of Ford Pines yelling at Bill Cipher with pink glittery text reading "DIVORCE", animated flames, glittery tears coming from both of their eyes, several animated broken heart gifs, and a glitter overlay edited on. End ID.]
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shesmore-shoebill · 3 months ago
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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.
He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D
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bugbuoyx · 5 months ago
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i made tumblr pride flags! feel free to ask for more edits
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sleepy-bebby · 9 months ago
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inkskinned · 18 days ago
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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kendyroy · 2 months ago
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Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.
like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas
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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago
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RIP Michael Afton.. you would of loved FLAF
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assiraphales · 1 year ago
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remembering the time I called american psycho (a satirical film about toxic masculinity) a dark comedy and the overwhelming response was 'oh so u think men killing sex workers is funny? u think THAT'S funny?' like no I find a patrick batemen listening to 'i'm walking on sunshine', killing jared leto while wearing a clear raincoat and giving a dissertation on huey lewis n the news, using 'I need to return some video tapes' to get out of awkward situations, throwing a hissy fit about business cards, dropping a chainsaw down a flight of stairs, thinking an atm is telling him to feed it cats, and crying hysterically under a desk is funny. but thank u for ur wonderful insight
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artsymeeshee · 6 months ago
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theyarebothgunshot · 3 months ago
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do y'all wanna see the funniest comment i have seen on a rpf fic
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hereforyourdispleasure · 4 months ago
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Break for Darian.
I think the closest we've gotten "on screen" was when the Handler showed up again, and to an extent the time spent with Mark in the build up to August
With Darian, if he has completely had it, it's hard to say how he'd breakdown, I doubt he himself knows or is able to pick up on his own reaction given that theres usually more urgent stuff to focus on and deal with at the times when he does
His zoning out/dissociation with the Handler situation is probably the most accurate. The quick thing of "something has happened and it needs to be resolved but I've got a tiny bit of time I need to figure this out" then 404 screen as he's figuring out every possible thing surrounding the situation and the solutions while also being hit with "so much shit is happening everything's on fire everyone's screaming everyone is so fucking dead this can't actually be happening again". Aka 20 million thoughts being backed up by some repressed shit, so obviously my man's just 😐🧍. Except in the Handler situation he was also plagued by Alec's existence in the place he went to try and ground himself, and so was extremely uncomfortable with the vibes. I don't blame him, if I was in that room I wouldn't be too pleased either
On the other hand, with Alir and especially with Mark, if he's got enough time, he does try to talk things through. Both because he knows they'll be able to bounce ideas and solutions off eachother and because he knows that they're probably the most healthy method to dealing with things. They know him, and he knows them, they know how eachother work and think and he has trust in their ability to reason and to smack him with reason. They've been doing that for eachother for years
He tries to see if it works with Orph, but I think he just sees Orph's short reactions and is like "ok he does NOT know what the fuck to do either", and so while he knows he feasibly could rely on Orph in the same way as Mark, it's more of the situation he has with Alir, where he feels uncomfortable putting that sort of pressure on him. There's also Five, who he would probably avoid like the plague if he was really dealing with something, but there's been lower level stuff where he's seen Five in a similar way to Mark in which he feels he can go through ideas with him, and sees Five more as logical, which is ideally what he prefers. When it comes to Lils, he knows damn well that they'd probably be one of the best to approach with this kind of stuff, because he's seen how they treat others, and he has once or twice. But I think he'd just feel guilty about it- he sees that Lils completely overextends themselves in everything to practically everyone and he's like "jfc they're so fucked I can't add more shit", and of course he's seen how easily they end up getting used by creatures, and absolutely does not want to end up using them in any way. Even if that way is emotional support
He himself I don't think fully gets how to deal with himself like that, but has just learnt through trial and error. There's been so many life changing events he's just casually gone through where he's been so close to just completely breaking, but obviously if he lets that happen, then things will go even more fuck up, which is more of a threat than extended psychological damage
And there'll always be his lack of being able to take things fully seriously. I think he's gotten better at that because of the sheer amount of shit that's happened without much of a break. But he definitely still tries to find the funny side in it all. Even if it now is more just bitter sarcasm than anything. I'd like to think he'd have an absolute laughing fit of a breakdown for aesthetic purposes
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placeboelysium · 3 months ago
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HAPPY YAOI DAY
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No man is that funny
Based on the Kurvitz quote!! :
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fckbatmanhiskidsareminenow · 3 months ago
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batfam meets the JL but it’s just the bat kids breaking into the watch tower during a debriefing or meeting to ask bruce the most mundane questions. they go about it like they’re interns that need to speak to the CEO during a board meeting. they walk over waving their hands and mouthing “i’m so sorry just need to ask batman something 😬” and then they lean over to bruce and ask something like “alfred wants to know if you’re gonna be home for dinner” and then they dip.
one of them started this when bruce didn’t answer their texts (it was probably tim or something) and now everyone does it.
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zoeyhorse · 6 months ago
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i don't even know what to call this one, it came to me in a dream
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magnetothemagnificent · 4 months ago
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Randomly remembered how as a kid my mom would always fast forward through the beginning of 'Finding Nemo' because she thought Coral's death was too violent, so for years I never knew why Nemo was raised by a single father and assumed Nemo's parents had gotten fish divorced and Marlin had won custody of Nemo. My dad's biological parents divorced when my dad was young, so I always knew what divorce was and I knew my Grandma had gotten primary custody of my dad, so I just assumed that's what happened with Nemo. It wasn't until years later when I watched Finding Nemo with my grandparents without my mom and they didn't know to fast forward through the beginning that I finally knew what happened to Coral and I was *devastated*.
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