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delient-scoot · 2 years ago

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Dont even fucking try to p rank pizza head.

#pizza tower #p rank #pizza head #seriously fuck this shit #fuckin 4 parter #if u manage to get PAST pizzahead amd his bullshit cog spitting pizzaface good luck #oh its just the other bosses!! so easy!! bitch no #cuz now its dark and i cant see and the lightning and now ur getting really far!!!! and then the noise touched u just a little #i havent even gotten to the 4th part im gonna lose my shit when he hits me w those comical gloves at the VERY END ONE LIFE LEFT #and die again

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ask-the-triple-kill-squad · 8 months ago

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//OOC read the tags....

you are personally and directly hit by a bus¹ and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP

reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1–10, how screwed are you right now?

¹ this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

#Ninten from mother 1...?#Shit. ShitshitshitshitSHITTTTTT #I'm dead. I'm dead. I don't even hit thirty I just fucking get brutally murdered #Then reincarnated as a beetle which gives my soul a permanent branding then travel back to when I was 18 #And die again #And my grave is in my first murderer's mind so I endure him being possessed and watching him kill me the first time #Then my “final” resting place is a world that has been changed for the worst by; get THIS-- MY SECOND MURDERER'S SON!!!#THEN THIS OTHER KID'S STUPID BROTHER IS A CHIMERA WHO WAS TURNED INTO ONE BY THE EVIL OVERLORD AND I HAVE TO GUIDE THIS CHILD TO KILL HIS B #THEN. I HAVE TO WATCH THEM SPLIT A DRAGON'S SOUL IN TWO AND HELP THEM LOCK IT INSIDE OF EACH OTHER #THEN. I CAN FINALLY FUCKING CATCH A BREAK AFTER CENTURIES!!!#God damn it. 10/10 I'm done. I'm so done. I couldn't handle that. Nuh uh. Bye. Nope.

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symphonyofsilence · 2 months ago

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Let the poor man rest.

#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever #and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed #he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death #second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #jjk gojo #gege akutami #my two cents #satosugu

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halorvic · 4 months ago

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#i don't watch the olympics but i knew these kinds of incidents would start popping up #extremely sad and extremely predictable...#i wish all of these affected athletes the very best - the system has failed them in the same way it continues to fail the rest of us #sars cov 2 #twt #long post #''you might get really sick lose the career you spent your whole life training for and possibly die idk.#but them's the breaks. still fine for everyone to get infected with covid over and over and over again though''

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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 5 months ago

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I love Suffering animatics/art where Odysseus has a chain or rope around his ankle, connecting him to the mast. not only is it a great reference to the source material, but it implies that someone on the ship was worried that the mere sight of Penelope might convince Odysseus to jump in the water, even though he knows its a siren who will kill him

and that they were so persuasive in this argument that Odysseus actually agreed to it

#they are my favourite thing #“he keeps saying he'd die to see his wife again”#how did that conversation go #epic the musical #suffering #different beasts #epic odysseus #epic penelope #odypen #odysseus x penelope #sirens #nuclear war speaks

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ashrayus · 6 months ago

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get lazarused king!! (so i can draw your hair fully white)

#jason todd #dc comics #red hood #dc #im kiddingg btw pls dont die again istg #tw eyestrain #my art

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angelofdumpsterfires · 5 days ago

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we won but at what cost

#Maybe we both die. Probably. But maybe not. Maybe maybe everything works out and we end up somewhere else.#this is mag 200 all over again #i can’t fucking believe they find each other in every timeline #arcane #arcane spoilers #arcane season 2 #arcane s2 #jayvik #viktor arcane #jayce talis #arcane s2 act 3 #league of legends

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corkinavoid · 2 months ago

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DPxDC Danny the Guy Who Won't Die

He lives in Gotham, and he is just A Guy. Nothing weird about him, he's just there to study/work/help Lady Gotham to lift her curse/on vacation with Sam. Point is, he is not there to cause trouble and there's no GIW on his tail. Just a dude living his (after)life.

And Gotham, being Gotham, still finds a way to be annoying. There are mugging attempts, robbery, Rogues running around. Only Danny really doesn't want to deal with any of it.

Now there's a dilemma. If he uses his powers to fight, it will sooner or later come to Bats' attention. And if he fights as a human, it will also alert some of the Bats since he doesn't really do a great job at keeping his power levels low. Not to mention the fact he is really not enthusiastic about accidentally punching someone hard enough he sends them to a hospital.

What does he do instead? He pulls the 'I guess I'll die' act.

So every time he is attacked, he just plays dead. The mugger shot him in the chest? He falls down and stops breathing. Caught up in the middle of a Poison Ivy attack? Skewers himself on the vine and goes lax. Scarecrow's Fear Gas? Very dramatically chokes himself and plays a corpse. He makes sure to disappear before any ambulances arrive later, and it all goes well for a few months - he is just a casualty, who cares, really - until one day, he runs into that same mugger who shot him in the chest a while ago.

The man does a double take. Danny doesn't notice - he's been mugged so many times, who has the brain capacity to remember all of those fuckers. But the rumor goes out anyway.

A guy-who-won't-die. It's more of a city legend, really, and the Bats don't give it much thought since, well, it sounds stupid and not very important. A rumor of some man who was shot dead and then showed up like nothing happened? Yeah, it's probably because the mugger didn't check if he was actually dead. That happens. Maybe it wasn't even the same man, Gotham is a big city. If anything, hey, at least that was one less casualty? That's a good thing.

That is, until one day, they show up to Joker's hostage situation and witness the clown screaming at one of the hostages. He is so enraged he is shaking, spit flying out of his mouth, and, contrary to the usual Joker's evil sneers and maniacal laughter, he seems just... furious. But, like, the normal-human-level furious. The 'I just lost the last ounce of patience with you' furious.

"Don't you look away from me, you think I don't remember you?! Na-ah, I do. You were the one I drowned in the shark tank last week! And you were the one run through the chainsaw trap two weeks before that! And you were in the guillotine!!! I saw your fucking head get deattached from your body, how the fuck are you here again?!"

And the guy he is screaming at just looks at him, confused and incomprehensive.

"Um, I'm pretty sure I'd remember getting my head cut off, you know? So, err, wrong guy."

"Wrong guy my fucking ass-"

Joker is so distracted by his screaming match that it makes it almost too easy for the Bats to fight him down and drag to Arkham. Yet, a few of them get just a bit suspicious.

Now, imagine all the shenanigans when they try keeping a watch on Danny the Won't Die Guy.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dpxdc #batman #joker #danny refuses to die #not again #at least this time he gets to make it funny #the bats are mostly confused #is he a meta?#but what kind of meta just... cant die?#what?#cork writes #cork prompts #just silly thoughts

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sapphoismymuse · 5 months ago

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rewatched aragorn’s coronation scene and i just realized you can see elrond’s heart breaking as she goes to join aragorn

like, that is the face of a man who was promised eternity with his daughter, a reunion in the west no matter what happened, only to lose her forever to love

#i’m sobbing i’m so normal about elrond and arwen #elves live forever and they see each other again one day even if they die #but she’s never going to see her mother again #he sails west like a few years later and then he’s never going to see her again #and he’ll have to explain why to her mother #lotr #lord of the rings #arwen #elrond #tolkien #jrr tolkien #peter jackson #lotr movies #return of the king

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coddda · 5 months ago

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I wish we could have met in some other way.

Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates

If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3

Still frames/Individual gifs:

If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way

#death note #dn #light yagami #l lawliet #lawlight #oh god here we go #death note jdrama #death note 2015 #death note 2006 #death note musical #lctw #l change the world #dntm #lawlightweek2024 #my art #collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance #ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file #that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient #and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb #and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways #this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther #usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the #circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die #there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong #(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others #no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall

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autumnknight · 1 year ago

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The switch from Still His Kingdom Keeps to Non Human Biologics

@monsteroftheweekpodcast

#bbc merlin #Lancelot would never shut Merlin down though #they are ride or die #and die again #and again #nonhumanbiologics

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abd-illustrates · 1 year ago

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👻 Nerdy Prudes Must Die! 👻

Some art from yesterday’s video; where, as per tradition, I made illustrations based on some spooky musical tracks! 🎶First up is this one inspired by Starkid’s new show!

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

#artists on tumblr #abd illustrates #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #fanart #max jagerman #richie #every time i look at this the bit of the song i drew it based on gets stuck in me head all over again sdgfjksfsd #gonna post the other piece tomorrow!

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maroonmused · 4 months ago

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just passed the fuck out

#August 14? what if i die before then.#symbiote pete fans eating their heart out this summer i love when messy exes find each other again #peter parker #venom #spideyvenom #venom war #comics #symbiote suit #spider man

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bookscorpion73 · 1 year ago

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guys I’m doing it!!!

ok *deep breathe* if this post gets 7,300 notes I will tell my parents I’ve been writing this story (my sci fi story) and ask if I can get it published by next Christmas also if this does end up getting that insane number of notes I may have to take my word back on the “finish and publish on wattpad or ao3 all four of my wips by next new years” because the sci fi one is obviously going to need a lot more attention but I will finish the drafts for my other 3 wips by next Christmas as well (the summer rom com, the Christmas rom com and the sapphic vampire heist one)

Update: it’s already at 1,000 and I’m dying

Update: shit shit shit how is it at 4,000???

Update: 6,000 notes??? Why guys why ��😭😭😭😭

Update: 7,300 notes… well shit

Update: thank you all <33333333

Update: guys you can rest now no need to keep reblogging and commenting so much it’s hit the goal

#I swear if any of yall pull that 4 hour shit again imma fucking die #Yes I’m talking about you luc and flora #scorpion.txt

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solroskajan · 6 months ago

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