#And bitchy

[meteor752]

Idk if they’d be best friends or fucking hate each other, but I’m kinda inclined towards the latter

[lxndonorris]

my two moods

[tending-the-hearth]

thinking about how if the 2012 boys met the rottmnt boys, there is ABSOLUTELY a chance that 2012!Raph would see Rise!Raph and just immediately be reminded of Slash and he just... can't relax around him. and the 2012 boys know why he's reacting that way, and they just support their brother in any way they can, but Rise!Raph doesn't get it, and even though he tries to get to know his counterpart, he can't really get past 2012!Raph flinching every time he comes close to him or reaches out towards one of his brothers

and it's not until Rise!Leo figures out that something's up, so he goes to talk to him, and oh, 2012!Raph can't resist this version of his brother, because he's reminded so much of himself, so he absolutely ends up telling Rise!Leo everything, and there may be tears involved.

Rise!Leo being like "omg you're just like me fr" and comparing Guilt™️, and yes their conversation ends with 2012!Raph actually being able to relax and joke around with his counterpart, but now 2012!Raph and Rise!Leo are attached at the hip because they've bonded over their ✨trauma✨, and if anyone tries to separate them they're probably getting bitten

[keyh0use]

sometimes i have a moment where i think topper is seriously my favourite obx character but then i remember i only like the version of him i made up in my head

[lalilacana]

regulus black is a little bitch and should be allowed to be as mean as he wants

[arkhamcalamity]

“ ✿ ” can't remember if I sent one of these for roman before but ???

Headcannons // Accepting! @masquenoire i don't think you have! but even so, I'd always accept more bc ilu

Simply, Roman is gonna love some of the names on Amity's list dkflghdfklhgdf (looking at you Cobblepot, Dent, & Waynes) what a win for him that she automatically hates most the people he does. the bitching they could do together. the tea. Talk about hating Bruce Wayne from a distance all through school, and she'll talk about that bitch Isadora Dent who ruined everything.

that said, this is all if he ever gets over the idea of her being more than a drug induced hallucination. I will NEVER stop laughing at the muses who meet a ghost and still don't believe in ghosts. it's freaking hysterical. I love it. I have no idea how he'd justify seeing her outside incarceration.

the possibilities of that are hysterical tho. i'm sorry. u think you're alone in your office? think again. there's a judgmental spirit asking why you aren't dating the assistant that's clearly in love with you

[beaft]

do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way

[noperopesaredope]

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

[recny]

dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick

[lemon-lime-deodorant]

all my life it was ‘i don’t feel the cold aha’

no. you just had fat to warm you.

this year winter will finally be cold.

[glassiskies]

“I did the ‘I was wrong’ dance in 1650, in 1793, 1941…”

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[krasnyel]

love like yours will surely come my way

[write-like-wright]

people who haven't played this series will never understand how much of a hater phoenix is in his internal monologue

[technically-human]

Charles, you can't just say stuff

[teabagtoaster]

me and my best friend saw you from across the beer pong table and we absolutely hate your vibe

(human oisin's tattoos designed by sam!!)