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This website you could say "...I have a type." and indiscreetly gesture repeatedly towards Consolas until it fears indecent harassment and like the people will get up and clap for you and you feel like the queen of the entire universe
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Rare fiddstan art?! Jk I have some in the drafts as well but some are also not too appropriate to post here if you catch my drift
ANYWAYS they’re so stupid I need to hit them with a cardboard tube
I love Stan and his stupid dad jokes
#horrible pick up lines#stupid puns#I’m not a huge fan of this ship but it is really cute#also just seeing them interact would warm my heart#gay ass mfs#they’re so stupid#I love them#gravity falls fanart#fiddleford mcgucket#Stan pines#Stanley pines#fiddlestan#fiddstan#digital art#my art#gravity falls#fanart#Stanley pines x Fiddleford McGuffey#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford h mcgucket#young fiddleford#mullet stan#young stanley#young Stanley pines#stanley pines x fiddleford mcgucket#stan pines x fiddleford mcgucket#stan pines/fiddleford mcgucket
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so i drew the bRETHtaking soup man and i am kind of proud not gonna lie <3
here’s also without the background
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and the ref that is actually my screenshot form the game (yes i MADE him look at the camera)
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#god i love him#palia#reth#palia reth#soup man#soup#fanart#jel shop#bRETHtaking#i am absolutely not sorry for this horrible pun#i might notice flaws right after posting and will cry about them but it’s ok (it’s not but i’m impatient lol)#i have never done such detailed background so it may look a little weird#heartdroplily#i also just realised this is my first time posing any art lol#heartdraws
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Okay, screw it. I wrote an opinion essay for class, it’s an essay on Luka.
Disclaimer: this is my first real essay, and for whatever reason I’m putting it on this site (🫶), so don’t be mean please. also mentions of using chatgpt to summarize information, but! I only did it because my teacher said we should do so if we needed a quick summary. fuck ai on absolutely every other front. also, references are supposed to be imbedded links in the text, idk if that’ll appear or not. if it doesn’t and people wanna know what my sources are I can reblog with a list or smth.
Also, obviously spoilers for Alien Stage.
Without further ado, I suppose..
Why Luka (Alien Stage) is an Extremely Complex Case.
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Do you ever have that one character that you know has done some messed up things, but you can’t help but love anyways? Yeah, I think we all do. Especially if they have reasons for it, and especially if those reasons are justifiable.
Like, for example, Luka from the webseries Alien Stage, a show about singing for your life against another person (if you’re a human, that is). Luka is a character with a terrible personality who has committed what should be unforgivable actions, from manipulating opponents with memories of their dead loved ones to allegedly killing his crush’s brother during an altercation as a teenager.
A lot of people, in the show and its fanbase, love him, and others hate him reasonably. No matter what your opinion is on him though, there’s a lot of complexities to take into account when it comes to Luka, like the environment and view he was raised in, the way humans are manufactured in the world of Alien Stage, and the ways surviving all of it can twist a character to become like Luka.
The environment we see the humans in Alien Stage raised in is hardly ideal for anybody other than maybe Truman Burbank, and the human-pets raised there. As a child, many children including Luka inhabited ANAKT Garden, a school of music created to teach human-pets how to sing.
The environment a child is raised in can affect their mental health greatly by changing brain structure and function, and that may have been the aliens’ idea, but… did they do it right, with what they were attempting to achieve?
According to a post regarding ANAKT Garden on the official Alien Stage Patreon, “The environment is modeled after Earth's nature because it is known to be the optimal setting for humans to produce the most beautiful voices. Everything in Anakt Garden is designed to keep pet humans in the best possible condition”, and according to the official artbook’s English translation, “[ANAKT Garden] was designed as an average value by synthesizing abstract visual data from human perception of 'heaven'. But it can never be said to be a perfect heaven because it was created without a complete understanding of human beings”. In simple terms: they failed, at least somewhat, to make an environment that made humans feel… well, human, or at least ever at peace. From the grass to the skyline, everything that surrounds the children at ANAKT Garden is fake, not to mention littered with cameras; and that’s not exactly good for mental health.
However, I highly doubt the aliens cared about the mental health of their pets, as long as they sang properly, so I suppose them turning into an ambitious, calculating, cold-blooded person is just an added perk.
The environment Luka was raised in wasn’t exactly “human”, which didn’t help with the growth of his humanity.
Luka’s surroundings can’t be the only thing blamed for his behaviors as an adult, however; he is a product, and products are meticulously designed and manufactured.
Though ANAKT Garden is a school of music made for children, it could also be considered a factory of sorts. Learning how to warm up your vocal cords and read music notes aren’t the only type of performance training children who attend are subjected to. Students are put through more rigorous exercises like heavily monitored, technologically advanced dance, singing and instrumental training, as well as some more “interesting” tests like “superiority tests”, “image making training”, and one specifically tailored to Luka that I’ll explain.
Luka has three documented conditions: chronic migraines, asthma, and congenital heart disease. His special training? “Heart rate variability”. This is defined as “controlling heartbeats to induce the fear of death”, and is exclusive to Luka.
However, as a child, not only was Luka faced with an inescapable threat of death due to his illness, but he was also isolated and ignored by peers due to his weaknesses. Said weaknesses were not helped by limitations he was given when it came to food. Luka was not allowed to eat much as a child, put on a strict diet by his owner, Heperu, and thus could very easily lead to something referred to as scarcity effect.
Luka is also undeniably a good example of the aftereffects of being a child star. He was marketed since he was a student at ANAKT Garden; an official Patreon post stated, “…even while attending Anakt Garden, [Luka and a classmate] kept gaining recognition for their external activities in the showbiz world”. Effects of being exposed to fame as a child, as summarized by chatGPT and paraphrased by me, include stressfully high expectations in regards to success, exploitation from parents/guardians - in this case his owner, identity issues due to constantly being in the eye of the public and being unable to separate a stage persona from your genuine self, invasion of personal space and a struggle to maintain the boundaries of a private life, failure to maintain healthy personal relationships and developing less than ideal coping mechanisms.
These could very well be applied to Luka. He grew up forever in the eye of the public and surrounded by cameras, has a very manipulative owner, and has no personal relationships to speak of.
Luka is a star because he was bent and twisted and rearranged mentally to be so, in not just ugly ways but extremely unethical ones.
Now, where does that leave Luka as an adult? Just as twisted as the ways he was produced, that’s where.
Luka was top of his class at ANAKT Garden, and won the 49th season of Alien Stage. The current canon of the show takes place in the 50th season, and he won that too. He is, no doubt, easily classified as a “winner”, and certainly a successful investment as a human-pet. Although, I wouldn’t say the word “human”, in all of its glory as one of the most wonderful adjectives that could be applied to a person, fits Luka as a character anymore.
Recall when I brought up the scarcity effect. As defined by Wikipedia, “[In the area of social psychology] Scarcity is basically how people handle satisfying themselves regarding unlimited wants and needs with resources that are limited. Humans place a higher value on an object that is scarce, and a lower value on those that are in abundance”. One of the effects of scarcity effect in humans can be a lack of empathy towards others when they believe time is short, and when your heart is constantly working against you, when isn’t it? Luka, in the artbook, is described as a man who “didn't care whether others were hurt or not because he lived only to prove his own value without giving up his side to anyone. He has no hesitation in trampling others and climbing up”. He does things like study his opponent’s weak points and actively exploit them on stage in order to win. There’s your lack of empathy. Furthermore, the conditional variations of new scarcity and competition fits Luka well. To quote the Wikipedia on scarcity effect again, “New scarcity occurs when our irrational desire for limited resources increases when we move from a state of abundance to a state of scarcity”. In regards to competition, “In situations when others are directly competing for scarce resources, the value we assign to objects is further inflated”. I believe it’s a if-the-shoe-fits-type situation, and the shoe is currently the perfect size for Luka.
He won Alien Stage. He won a show that is a matter of life and death, where the best of the best are put up against each other with not only the pressure of a metaphorical, but a literal gun to them. And not only did he win, but he did so while being in a fairly vulnerable position. For example, his migraines. Migraines are known to cause sensitivity to light, and while on stage, Luka is subjected to many of them. He pushed himself to agonizing points, through extremely unsavory training and suffocating amounts of social pressure, to win, and it’s seemed to pay off for him just fine. In the Alien Stage video “TOP 3”, during Luka’s montage, a subtitle appears that consists of the text “The Luka syndrome is sweeping the universe”. The aliens love him. The easy excuse, relying on that information and how it spurs him on, is that fame is an addiction. There are oh so many studies on social media and fame and the problems they can cause. However, I think there’s more to it than that when it comes to Luka.
In an article of the psychology of pretty privilege, it’s said that “[Research] consistently shows that attractive individuals are more likely to be hired, promoted and receive higher salaries. Their appearance-based confidence also enables them to pursue the wages and opportunities they desire and deserve”. I feel like this could be similar to Luka’s current situation. He made it, and he’s idolized, and good things happen when you’re idolized. Indulgence in things like, I don’t know, food and sugar, happen when you’re idolized, as a reward if nothing else. Proper treatment for a myriad of health issues that the aliens are clearly not below abusing and using against him happens when you’re idolized, even if it is just to keep you healthy for the stage. Even rather immature things, like rubbing your success into the faces of those who once overlooked you, happen when you’re idolized.
Why would he want to let that go? He wouldn’t, could you blame him? But, the constant threat of losing it all looms over him. He won Alien Stage Season 49 and got such a wonderful taste of privilege… and then got chucked back into the brutal competition because he was so good. But by then he knew how to play the system, and had a reason to be desperate to play it. His charm on the stage may seem indispensable, but he knows he himself is not.
He remembers the cruel training, he remembers how he got to where he is, and he’s desperate enough for that - hence scarcity effect - that he refuses to let it go, leaving him with a more alien mentality than human. He lives and exists to be entertainment, he knows that, and he knows that without it he may very well not be living at all.
Luka, and many other characters with similar narratives, have many… interesting features that go into their detestable personalities. Luka, as a specific, has had to suffer through uncanny surroundings, torturous stage training, being pushed to aggressively desire things that should be relatively common, the paranoia of being watched and the mental struggles that go hand in hand with the life of a child star, and how that evolved to turn him into a completely inhuman apparatus of a man.
But, honestly? There is so much more to him that I can’t even fit in here. So, with what I’ve presented you, call your own shots! This is just how I view the way he functions and what reasons could be behind it. You could continue or begin to despise him right now, if you wanted; just make sure to acknowledge that he is a very complex character, no matter how you slice it.
#aiden speaks??#alnst#alien stage#alien stage spoilers#alnst luka#alien stage luka#luka alnst#luka alien stage#alnst analysis#character analysis#(ish?? i think/hope this counts??)#essay#anyways I did this essentially in a day because I was procrastinating but it’s due tomorrow#lowkey proud of that#btw this is for like#my class which is on the minor side of teen-minor so#it’s not that deep of an essay sigh#i love luka he’s so interesting#i also hate him and like want him to choke on a bag full of bricks but yk#or get flung out the slingshot from angry birds#but yk…#but yeah essayyy#or as i call it in canada esseh#that’s horrible i might delete that pun later#if you’re reading this though hiii :33
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fall out boy albums as tour posters (1/8)
take this to your grave tour (2003)
#haiiii happy birthday tttyg <3 also happy start to this series#first ever edit series ive done? i think? and im very excited about it!!! i rly enjoyed making this one#i just hope u all Also enjoy it/all of them :3!!#also yes all of these r gonna have horrible tour pun names bc. i wanted to fjdndkd#txt#c.txt#fob#fobtp#fobedit#fall out boy#take this to your grave#tttyg#p: 100
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gon fishing 🐟
#sorry for the horrible pun#also not sure why I made him a little stamp#sneaking out for some late night fishing maybe#my art#art#doodle#fanart#digital art#hxh#marosii art#hunter x hunter#gon freecss
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"Stan Pines" yeah he sure does
#get it? get it?#because 'pines' is also a verb#and stan is 'pining' for his brother#gravity falls#stan pines#anecdotes by peachdoxie#sorry i know this is a horrible pun
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Farm!AU | Clarachel Edition
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In which the Marines own a Farm and Rachel, the owner, develops a (very obvious) crush on the local Vet.
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#I'm here to gaslight yall into believing that Clarice have freckles in canon#I crave it#Rachel getting lost in counting Clarices freckles is too cute for me to not take advantage of#Also I love you farm AU but drawing animals physically hurts me#That stupid sheep took me 10 minutes to get right#Also this AU was spawned bc of Jason making a stupid pun relating to Salim being a Milkman#'save a cow milk the milkman'#Everyone proceeds to beat up Jason for his horrible wordplay#art#my art#traditional art#hoa#house of ashes#comic#dark pictures anthology#rachel king#clarice stokes#clarachel#eric king#nick kay#jason kolchek
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headcanon based on charlie being a demon and mariana being an angel: mariana wears her gloves 24/7, constantly, all the mf time, and nobody really knows why
hell take them off anywhere but home, because if not whenever he touches slime he'll go all goopy and itll burn wherever mariana touched, like holy water or some shit
i dont think itd be like. painful, leather carseat on a hot day burn, but mariana still keeps them on. mostly as an excuse to keep the cosplay on hand
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Did I buy this bee plushie mainly because it reminded me of Castiel? Maybee 🐝
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Happy Valentine’s Day from our poor little fishy fisherman
#hermitcraft#hermitcraft 10#grian#that enchated book is definitely smite iv#yes that is a horrible pun i made about mending#also a little watcher symbol on the fin because why not
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the difference isn't even the flirting ability it's just the height of the bar he must reach with flirting. ctubbo's bar was on the floor.
no you see people have brought up that cranboo would just crumble at the slightest compliment but like. the bar is also on the floor for qtubbo. fred does not know what the standards for social interaction are. he has never been flirted with before. he is also folding at every fumble. qtubbo is just being That overwhelmingly bad at it
#muse talk#phantoids#the height for quig was also on the floor#but in the sense that quig also set the bar for tubbo on the floor#if it wasn’t a horrible fucking pun he didn’t want it
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Alright Yugioh nerds I need your help real quick! At some point the fandom agreed Yami Bakura likes Cheesy puns. And I swore it was because of actual puns he says in the series. But I can't find any of the quotes!
Other than him offering to "Give Yami Yugi a hand" when playing the ghost hand that steals one of Yami's cards.
So if you have a favorite Yami Bakura pun please share it with me! Along with what episode it was in if you remember.
#yugioh#yami bakura#bakura#yugioh dm#duel monsters#ygo dm#ygo#if you know of any from the manga or sub#i'd love you forever#i'm trying to see if the puns are 4kids add ons or not#but also because Cyno from genshin makes horrible puns#and the connection is right there#if i find a sub or manga pun
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I gave up on listening to Magic Tavern in order cause I wanted to hear the Zyxx cast (and some other guests too) and I just need it on the record that the bear grills joke from the bear episode sniped me. I audibly shrieked out of surprise and then immediately felt disappointed in myself, both for reacting so strongly and also for not noticing the setup sooner. good job mr. ford
#(positive btw. top tier groaner. those are my favorite types of joke)#(I like puns that are so bad they make people upset and angry)#(I told my dad one on new year's and it's really hard to get him with one because his sense of humor also sucks)#(and he always either genuinely laughs or courtesy laughs)#(but he did look at me with disappointment and betrayal in his eyes and it was beautiful)#pickle pontificates#magic tavern is fun but I've come to the conclusion that I will enjoy it more in small doses when I'm actually in the mood for it#a) just a liiiiittle too much toilet hunor for my usual taste and b) the main characters are a little too mean to each other#although the cast always seems to be having fun#but! none of the episodes I've skipped to so far have been horribly affected by the skipping#so I think I'm probably in the clear to skip ones I'm not jiving with#or to check out ones with guests I'm interested in (I saw a lot of names while scrolling through)#but back on the episodes with zyxx cast members on them. they were all fun but the evil couple has to be my favorite#so silly and goofy just conceptually and MAN I wonder if they regretted committing to those voices
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the in-canon reason that so many characters from mcd aren't in mystreet (modern au mcd) is because. irene(aphmau mcd) didn't fucking reincarnate them into the universe again??? wtf man. like, where is ZOEY?? the fucking mother of your children?? who raised them while you were trapped in your own dimension (FOR THE SECOND TIME)!! where is DONNA. where is LOGAN. why are all the werewolves who were your ALLIES now minor villains who aren't even in the main cast of werewolves later on. why is the only time your two sons show up is as one offs to sell fucking HORROR-ABLE houses and then later for a maid cafe. what the actual fuck. i know you were focusing on giving your baby daddy you knew for a month a happy ending but pls put some respect on the people who raised you up while you were an (canon now) amnesic with nothing in the world.
#yeah i made a pun and yeah i forgot how to spell horrible and then did that and then i was lik.e im keeping that#aphmau mystreet#irene the matron#aphmau mcd#aphmau minecraft diaries#posts#HmhMHmhmhmh... having to tag everyone...#zoey mcd#levin mcd#malachi mcd#they shouldve given mcd aph a last name so that they could have them#zoeymau leaning post tbh#i love them#my tragic cottage core lesbians <3#donna mcd#logan mcd#also logan is a merchant... he should have a last name#not NOT tagging aaron
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Sure, they’re just figures placed next to each other.
But to me they are inseparable. Suspended in the anticipation for the battle to come, the culmination of centuries of their lives going no where. You could say they’ve been cast into hell.
I just keep looking at them and giggling tbh
#it was a horrible pun but….I had to#also Kenpachi came with his whole ass head off#and Unohanas sword tucks into her shoulder in an ingenious way#I love them…..#idk where I’m going to actually place them yet#for now they’re in front of the calendar
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