#And I don't know how to feel about it

[qcomicsy]

Explain which fucked up character is more of a twink; Jason or Bruce. Elaborate on why you think this. (12 marks)

Alright So,

Jason is a hunk

He's not a twink, I believe if anyone ever called him a twink he would be so shocked he would forget how to punch them. He's a hunk. A twunk even. He's built, strong looks as big as a fucking closet.

I mean look at this mf

Now his father???

This is what twink death looks like:

And for the definition.

You know those gradients people do with actors and other celebrities when they go from Twink to Daddy? As much as Bruce Wayne isn't my cup of tea.

This is him.

Like– It's literally him

He's the Twink -> Daddy Gotham edition.

And before someone comes in here and says " Oh He's still a twink–" Do not lie to yourself, he can be whatever you want him to be in your heart, but that man is huge, he's a CLOSET. His son is 6,0 and he managed to be BROADER. He's humongous. He can carry bane on his fucking back that's not a twink deed that's a brawny motherfucker he could break our arms like a twig.

I, in fact. I could argue that Bruce Wayne could actually be a bear depending on the artist that draw him (which also makes debatable the argument that Bruce Wayne in fact shaves his chest and I would say that's probably with laser because no razor makes a man chest and abs that smooth.) but I don't think the fandom is ready for that.

On an unrelated note, Jason Todd from Wayne Family adventures is a twink and I will fight people on that–

So in conclusion,

Jason Todd, is a twunk he was never a twink in his life. His father on the other hand was a Twink that evolved to a Daddy, which leads us to the end of my dissertation where measuring which fucked up character is more of a Twink... Bruce Wayne wins the crown, congrats Bruce Wayne you will always be famous.

Thanks for coming to my Ted talk where I say things with enough confidence that makes it seem like I am right. Because I am.

[toasted-raccoon]

eating a prickly pear feels like eating a ball of eyes

[cierv-o-robot-o]

Funny story about a character I made recently 

I made them for a story I was writting so I started with their background and personality first but took a bit longer to figure out what they would look like, I ended up basing their look on this person I saw on pinterest, I never researched that person any further I was just like “oh I like your face *scribbles*” 

ok so I have what they look like, but I don’t have a name yet and for me there are only two ways of picking names 1- ungodly amount of research on the origins and meaning of names so that they match the character and their place in the narraitve or 2- I heard it somewhere and I liked it. in this case it was the second one, I heard the name in a podcast when the two hosts where talking about a friend of theirs and I decided to steal their name and that was it! my fictional little guy was complete! 

now, completely unrelated but I discovered this band a few months ago, their songs made their way into several of my playlists, I like them a lot but like many of the music I listen to I knew nothing about the people behind it, I didn’t knew who they were or what they looked like

so imagine my surprise when, several weeks later, I realize thanks to someone’s instagram story, that the person I saw on Pinterest was the friend the two podcasts host were talking about AND also the singer of that new band I had been listening to so much 

so I accidentally made an oc that’s just, some guy that actually exists irl 

[lynaferns]

First off, 500 people started following in the span of a week, I didn't expect this when I sign up here and honestly I'm terrified.

Like, woah. I have no idea of what to do now.

Second off,

wich of you is Daniela 22y who lives in miami and likes eggplants?

[s0mnolentcat]

I'm trying to do a Poketober thing

I know how to draw pokemon? No But here is this Today was normal type sooo

[lucin-kun]

You know what's funny

I went a little route back to bakugan because why not (the old one, not the reboot)

And one of my favorite bakugans in that show (besides Drago) is Helios

And I just said to myself

"Helios kinda reminds me of some of the characters I kin."

...

Yeah guess who found another character that he kins

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[illusioncanthurtme--art]

Physically? I am sitting in my bedroom. Mentally? Spiritually? I AM DEAD ON THE FLOOR!!!!! THESE TWO HAVE KILLED ME!!!!

(Another drawing! This was originally attempt #1 at drawing stan, and then fiddleford just showed up. Kinda feels like them five minutes after the above acting like nothing happened though, so it works sdjkgkjfshj)

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Post patrol family game night goes awry ...

Meme reference under cut

[stardustfanfare]

what ive learned from making joke headcanons is that within an hour theyre usually no longer a joke

[inkskinned]

because sometimes there are invisible tests and invisible rules and you're just supposed to ... know the rule. someone you thought of as a friend asks you for book recommendations, so you give her a list of like 30 books, each with a brief blurb and why you like it. later, you find out she screenshotted the list and send it out to a group chat with the note: what an absolute freak can you believe this. you saw the responses: emojis where people are rolling over laughing. too much and obsessive and actually kind of creepy in the comments. you thought you'd been doing the right thing. she'd asked, right? an invisible rule: this is what happens when you get too excited.

you aren't supposed to laugh at your own jokes, so you don't, but then you're too serious. you're not supposed to be too loud, but then people say you're too quiet. you aren't supposed to get passionate about things, but then you're shy, boring. you aren't supposed to talk too much, but then people are mad when you're not good at replying.

you fold yourself into a prettier paper crane. since you never know what is "selfish" and what is "charity," you give yourself over, fully. you'd rather be empty and over-generous - you'd rather eat your own boundaries than have even one person believe that you're mean. since you don't know what the thing is that will make them hate you, you simply scrub yourself clean of any form of roughness. if you are perfect and smiling and funny, they can love you. if you are always there for them and never admit what's happening and never mention your past and never make them uncomfortable - you can make up for it. you can earn it.

don't fuck up. they're all testing you, always. they're tolerating you. whatever secret club happened, over a summer somewhere - during some activity you didn't get to attend - everyone else just... figured it out. like they got some kind of award or examination that allowed them to know how-to-be-normal. how to fit. and for the rest of your life, you've been playing catch-up. you've been trying to prove that - haha! you get it! that the joke they're telling, the people they are, the manual they got- yeah, you've totally read it.

if you can just divide yourself in two - the lovable one, and the one that is you - you can do this. you can walk the line. they can laugh and accept you. if you are always-balanced, never burdensome, a delight to have in class, champagne and glittering and never gawky or florescent or god-forbid cringe: you can get away with it.

you stare at your therapist, whom you can make jokes with, and who laughs at your jokes, because you are so fucking good at people-pleasing. you smile at her, and she asks you how you're doing, and you automatically say i'm good, thanks, how are you? while the answer swims somewhere in your little lizard brain:

how long have you been doing this now? mastering the art of your body and mind like you're piloting a puppet. has it worked? what do you mean that all you feel is... just exhausted. pick yourself up, the tightrope has no net. after all, you're cheating, somehow, but nobody seems to know you actually flunked the test. it's working!

aren't you happy yet?

[not-fitzwilliam-darcy]

I feel like one of the hard parts of growing up is coming to terms with the fact that you can't change a world that doesn't want to be changed.

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏

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[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[arrimorr]

As you can tell I liked Nigel and his terrible roommate situation a lot...

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again