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[spider-twy]

hi!! (POST MY OCS, POST MY OOOCCCSSS!!!!!!!)

Mara and Kobe's! (Kobe's is a nickname cause even after having kobe's for 4/3 years I still don't have a name for him)(Russians, please give me name ideas), The non-siblings that are totally siblings

And Jeany! (aka my favorite mafia boss)

[pommepom]

fun fact! pomme was originally meant to be kidnapped by elquackity but due to problems regarding the timezones they replaced her with egg a1.

''Pomme was supposed to be kidnapped (and lose a life) at one point as well. but because everything was delayed, and it was already 2/3 a.m in france and i was explaining to them that FR streamers were tired and wanted to go to sleep, it was replaced by 'Egg A1'''

[starlightomatic]

Kapitl א

AN: A groisse shkoyach (farshteyst, val bin ikh goffish) tzu mayn chaverte (ekh, nisht in deye veg) raven, bloodytearz666 far helfen mir mit der shpil un oislaig. Du bist gevaldig! Justin du bist der gelibter far mayne troyerike lebn du bist gevaldig oikh! MCR IS GEVALDIG!!

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Shulem aleichim, ikh hayst Ebony Khoyshekh Dementia Raven Way un hob ikh lange shvartze hor (dos is vi hob ikh gegat mayn numen) mit lila shurus and royte etzus vos gait tzu mitn rukn un ayzik bloye oygn mit klore trern un a sach menschen zogn az ikh kuk vi Amy Lee (AN: oyb du kenst ir nisht gey avek!). Gerard Way is nisht fun mayn mishpoche ober ikh vil az es is emes val er is a gantze heysele. Ikh bin a vampyr ober mayn tzayn zenen glaych un vays. Hob ikh blas vays hoys. Ikh bin okh a machsheyfe, and ikh gey tzu a magish shule hayst Hogvarts in Aingland. Dart bin ikh in di zibeten yor (ikh bin zibetzen). Ikh bin a goth (oyb di kenst nisht kenen) un ikh trogn a sach shvartze klayder. Ikh hob lib Heisse Topic un ikh koiffen alle mayn klayder fun dort. Tzum bashpil, haynt hob ikh getrogn a shvartze korset mit vos richtn shnirl arum im un a shvartze kleyne-shesl, rozeve fishnetz un shvartze milchome-shvitlech. Ikh hob getrogn shvartze lipnshtift, vaysse yisud, shvartze oygn-leyner, un royte oygn-shotn. Ikh hob gegangen aroys fun Hogvarts. S'hot geshneyen un geregnt az s'iz geven un zun, az ikh bin geven gantz gliklech. A sach prepz hob gekukt af mir. Ikh gelaygnt aroyf mayn mitn finger af dem.

"Shulem aleichem!" hot a kol geshrign. Ikh hob gekukt. S'iz geven... Drako Malfoy!

"Aleichem shulem, Drako. Vos hert zikh?" hob ikh gefragt.

"Gornisht." er hot gezogt, shemevdik.

Ober, ikh hob gehert mayn chaverim rufn mir un ikh hob muz gegangen.

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AN: S'IZ GUT?? BITE zogt mir shkoyach!

[djsherriff-responses]

Bullfrog: This time of year reminds me of when the assassin brotherhood were all lost and I became the sole survivor of the entire creed

British branch of the Assassins creed: QUIT TELLING EVERYONE WE’RE DEAD

Bullfrog, who is French: les salauds britanniques ne comptent pas

[otaku553]

My brother recently got into Demon Slayer so I wanted to make a kny oc for him since I did it before with both me and my sister and never got around to my brother :)

But I started by refreshing my own design because wow?? It’s been 4 years since I first made my kny insert character and a lot of things are now outdated! Not to mention my art has improved a lot, I hope. More details under the cut!

Meet Ebisu Koharu: youngest of the Ebisu family and physically the weakest. They only barely passed Final Selection by hiding for the entire week and surviving off tips from their older siblings. Nonetheless, they still want to contribute, which is why they hold onto a thick, leather bound book that records every demon they’ve ever met in precise detail, with labeled diagrams and scribbled calculations in the margins of different strengths and weaknesses.

After spending a few years on the job, and properly seeing their data contribute to the successes of other demon slayers, they’ve come a bit more into their own as a competent researcher and fighter, though they still do tend to request paired missions with friends and family to act more as a support role rather than a fighter.

The Ebisu family is one of scholars. The eldest daughter Kaoru is a doctor, and the eldest son Shougen is a chemist. By nature, fighting is not necessarily their strong suit, which is why their family breathing style and techniques are all poison-assisted. Of the three, Koharu is the weakest and most averse to combat— they wield a short half-length blade, with more of a smooth ceremonial hilt and sheath than any practical weapon.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

attempted earth c multilungal meeting

JOHN: okay, everybody. our first meeting has officially started! 

JOHN: i know english, spanish, french, german, some latin, and have a 3 year streak on duolingo! jake, what languages do you know? 

JAKE: Christian latin, modern latin, ancient latin, ancient greek, most european runes, a decent amount of southern american tribal languages…

JOHN: okay, uh. any languages that are alive?

JAKE: Oh yes and the romance languages! How could i forget? 

JOHN: awesome, so two of us know spanish! dave, ¿también hablas español?

DAVE: uh 

DAVE: no sabo 

JOHN: pfft, okay then. davepeta, do you know any languages that aren’t a part of your prototyping?

DAVEPETA: B33 < well yeah

DAVEPETA: B33 < kinda rude to suggest otherwise

JOHN: my bad, my bad. what languages do you know? 

DAVEPETA: B33 < i taught myself dog to impress jade 

JOHN: …uh huh.

DIRK: Can I introduce myself?

JOHN: you taught yourself to watch anime without the subtitles.

DIRK: And?

[thefoolishone666]

Kickin Chicken once said

@hiwelcometothemonstersancturary gave me the go to do this, which is mistake one for them, so here is my go at giving them what they encouraged while I pray it works well. And if not...well I at least tried.

* (Refering to Bobby) She is called Captain Heartbeat cause she will squeeze love out of your heart...and blood, but mostly love.

* (After speaking pr-bt for a 2 minutes) You ever forget your first language?

* Mods, take their swimming privileges away and put them in the pool.

* I would go evil, but I am going to follow dad's steps of being good...plus I saw they went shoe shopping so...

* What do you mean I can't seduce myself!?

* (Loud thud off Camera) PERCEPÇÃO DE PROFUNDIDADE!

* Our ship has a pool, an omelet bar, tons of rooms for you to sleep in, one would say that is a cruise, to which I say, fair, but have you seen the plank, cause I am about to get you real familiar with it.

* I heard some demons were touched starved. I got more than enough buckshot to help with that.

* Bubba, reading chat: "Kickin isn't the sharpest knife in the group," Well that is rude...

Kickin: I did eat packing peanuts when I was younger to be fair.

Everyone in room:

Kickin:...Wait is this new information for you?

Everyone: YES!?

* Wonder how many people come on to see me stream thinking "Oh hey, the voice actor for Kickin does streaming," or "Hey is this the official channel for the Smiling Critters show?" And they just come in on me saying something like, "I HAVE BUILT A TO SCALE JOLLY ROGER WITH POPSICLE STICKS!"

* Hey Theo, it's you! (Gets empty bottle thrown at head) Ow.

* White is the color of evil, cause nothing exists in it! Delight taught me that!

* I would cry, but I am too dehydrated to do such a thing. (Goes to drink some water, pauses, puts water bottle back down)

* It is always funny to see people react to my complete indifference to horrible stuff.

* I needed to find a way to get a gambling addiction, so I thought space could have the answer.

* (Seeing Bubba being affected by the blue screen) Bubba, I know you always wanted to become the one thing I love, but this is ridiculous!

* I am just saying revenge is amazing, ok? Yeah, you gain a tremendous amount of regret sometimes, but it is amazing.

* Cool motive bro, still murder!

* (In response to Angel giving them food) It hasn't been that long since I started streaming, it has only been...5 hours...

* This is my favorite bird. (Holds up middle finger before pointing to self) It is the chicken.

* (Wearing VR) The future is today!...I might need it adjusted though.

* Does dying take away time away from my vacation days?

* IT IS ALL A CONSPIRACY TO END ME! IF NO ONE EVER HEARS FROM ME AGAIN, IT IS CAUSE THEY KILLED ME, CHOPPED ME UP, AND FED ME TO THE WOLVES DANG IT!

* Fursuits are getting so good you can now subject yourself to your own form of trauma to fuse into it. Brought to you by Playtime.

* I have seen the internet and honestly, have seen worse. Which is saying alot.

* (Looks at Candy Cat in his lap before looking at camera)...Help. me.

* Theo: You finally did it! Did it help when you imagined it was me you were fighting?

Kickin: Not at all...worked when it was Dogday though.

Dogday: WHAT DID I DO?

Kickin: Hell if I know. As long as it works though.

* (Playing I Expect You to Die, dies trying to do an action pose)...(Starts singing the James Bond theme notes)

* (Reacting to "Unnecessary Feelings") Bubba, I was promised a crime drama, not a reminder that no one in this house knows how to feeling well, including us!

* I would boop you, but I don't want a pirate hook this early in my character development.

* William then preceded to commit several hours of joy, on at least an entire classroom of kids to learn why death does.

* You can have one hit Hoppy...Ah não, ela tem uma cadeira!

* Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I am just going to turn into a nuke to fall on you.

* (Stares at camera while winding music box)

* Chica, you wouldn't hurt your brother, would you? Or would you want me to be you and Foxy's kid, whichever makes you more merciful on me.

* I am here to break the stereotype that parrots can only be pirates and no other reasons at all.

* (Refering to how much money he has in game) $60!? I can finally afford 1 AAA video game! (Pulls up Balan Wonderworld steam page) I am going to buy this one guys!

* Kickin, coming into Crafty's stream: You mind if I borrow a picture.

Crafty: Uh sure...Why?

Kickin, taking one of the monsters: A reminder.

Crafty: A reminder of what?

Kickin: Of who in this family is an actual threat. (Leaves without elaboration)

* Don't make fun of me, I will cry will I beat you up.

* We don't even own a game cube, I just want to find a copy of Skies of Arcadia to display.

* When you get into a certain mindset for so long, it is so jarring to have to go into a different line of think, like you just suddenly ask, "Wait I don't have to ration this sandwich for the entire year?"

* WHY DID I LET THEO TALK ME INTO PLAYING THIS!?

* I am still surprised I recovered so well from all of that.

* What would the others do without me? Minus not having a heart attack everyday.

* I SURVIVED THAT FACTORY FOR OVER 10 YEARS, I WILL NOT LET A SLIDING PUZZLE DEFEAT ME!

* Have good night everyone! I don't remember how I end these...I will make you walk the plank! No, that is not it...

[the---hermit]

Not me adding annotations to a book to make it more accessible for my mom when she will read it

[askblueandviolet]

Tú, alcalde. ¿Hablas español? Eso sería genial :D

"Yes, I know many languages! Mandarin, cantonese, english, brazilian, french, italian, and of course, spanish!"

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[jealousmary]

louis mon cher... you must come listen to zis chanson magnifique I found on le spotify.... it curiously appeared in ze "pour vous" petite section... this singer, richard paul I believe to be his name, is remarkable indeed, you see, la musique et les paroles are so simple yet so profound... he sings the absolute truth, does he not - i am never gonna give you up, my louis, i am never gonna let you down, nor will ever i run around and desert you.... this must be about our invisible cord, you see, ce doit être. louis? louis why do you find zis amusing. what is zis "rickroll" you speak of louis. LOOoUIS

[ladykyriaa]

I am not kidding when I say I visit this tag daily. asking,begging, PLEADING for fanfictions

[clover-46]

the writers on here making the miguel fics need to remember his fangs inject paralytic venom hes not a real vampire it was just a joke in the movie 😭

oh but i still want him to bite me don’t get me wrong idgaf if they have venom 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[which-qsmp-egg-would]

I have figured out the name of the camp, the cabins, who the director is, and who the counselers are. I am already working on an opening video. I'm absolutely going to go way to hard on this kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Camp starts on the 15th :]

[confusedgeckotree]

FICK DICH UND FICK DEINEN ZUG FRITAG!!!!

[skydigiblogs]

HEY YOU!!! PERSON SEEING APOCALYMON ART IN THE TAGS!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN @zadaruon's ART? NO? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, AN INVITATION? (THIS IS YOUR INVITATION. LOOK AT THEIR ART!)

i had the idea for this last week and since they have now uploaded a whole bunch more of their art here on tumblr, i thought now was a good time to actually draw this.

their apo design is super cool and you will look at it 👁️👁️

also, uh, don't worry about what's under the cut (i'm trying to brush off japanese skills i haven't used in a decade)

[ENG: To Zadaruon: My Japanese is a little meh. As a result, I apologize for any weirdness in this message! However, I love your art a lot!!! I want to appreciate it, so I'm (once again) gonna study Japanese!!! Until then, these awkward "thank yous" will do, won't they?]

[JP: ざだるおんへ：ぼくの日本語はちょっとまあまあです。だからこの メッセージ はへんですが、ごめん！でもぼくはざだうろんさんの絵 が大好きだよ！！！ぼくはざだるおんさんの絵を愛ですから、（もう一回 ）日本語を便器ょします！！！其れまで、この下手 な「ありがと」はだいじょぶだね？]

[choco-bird]

I was playing mo2 and… WHTA DO YOU MENA HE WAS A FORMER GAYMAN/ SERIOUS HOMO HEVCEJDJDVSHJSNEVHEJD HES STILL GAY HEVEGDKSJZGJSMABSHELMEBDHDIKSJEHD