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I got dressed up to go out, then I cancelled on myself! ✨
Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me
#At least it's fishnet Friday!#Fishnet Friday#satans knitwear#I am too tired and feeling skittish like deer being hunted tbh#Also money 😅😂#Fishnet tights#Fancy fishnets#alt pinup#pinup girl#pretty lingerie#bi girl#cheeky#uk girl#wlw
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this guy paid me $100 so he could worship my feet after work the other day👀 I let him smell my socks and take them off my feet, he sucked my toes in btwn some nude cleaning (him nude😏). Suck some toes, do some vacuuming, take a break to worship my feet, then clean the coffee table lol. Once I was done with him, I told him he could go and gave his cock a little stroke with my foot. He thanked me over and over as he left🤭
I let him keep the socks and on his drive home, he sent me a pic of him with my socks stuffed in his mouth 🧦 he said he nearly came when I touched him with my foot earlier too💦 I'm honestly such a sub, but it was so fun being the domme for once🤐
#i meannn#i also got cash 💸#and my apartment cleaned😂😂#it was a win win win for me loll#and i was so wet when he left omfg...#watching him clean naked was so hot lmao the casual nudity kills me lol#anywayyy#i was just filling in bc his usual foot domme wasnt available 😅#but hopefully hell need me again in the future cuz it was the best money i ever made loll#anyone else wanna worship my feet??👀#rosies stuff#stories
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I got my first Minifigures and they're so cute!!! My babies are absolutely precious 🤧💕
#the obsession is currently hitting me like a freight train 😂#now that i have a few ive opened the floodgates#i need all of them now#i need to spend all my money buying hundreds of little lego guys#especially since im into ninjago and also lego star wars#i need an entire army of minifigs!!!#i cannot be stopped!#execpt by my wallet 😅#lego#lego ninjago#ninjago cole#cole brookstone#ninjago zane#zane julien#snake jaguar#ninjago jay#jay walker#superstar rockin jay
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So I could really use some advice
#on a guy#if he actually likes me#because i'm really oblivious and i can't tell for sure from any signs he might give#but there could be a lot of signs 😂#so if anyone can help me out or tell me your opinion 🙈#it's a guy i go to uni with and had a class with we're now friends and hang out a lot ☺️ but maybe it could become sth more...#well i really like him he's so nice fun to be around easy to talk to and so supportive 🥰#actually i think i never liked a guy like him 🥺 because all the things i'm scared or worried about in a relationship are less so with him..#and i think maybe it really could work while otherwise i often just wanna 'escape' not literally but you know#so we saw each other a lot lately like every week or more often than once a week#and he also texts me a lot or just randomly called me to ask me things or make plans :)#he just send me a youtube video link i need to look at it later 😄#when we meet we always hug as a greeting and goodbye 🥹#also he had a gf until april so i'm not sure if he'd be ready already but anyway#and we always talk about lots of things and he's so interested in what i have to say#we onced talked for like two hours in front of the door at night 😂#when we meet and go eat something he always pays for me and i kinda feel bad about it 😅#because it must cost him so much money so last time at the cinema i insisted to pay haha#and he finds it really cool that i play tennis and didn't mind i spend so much time doing it#bc i met some guy who didn't so much because it meant i have less time to see him ig#but that's really respectful#and he always compliments me about so many things#also once we took a selfie together which i then sent him and he was like that he's unphotogenic on it unlike me#which i didn't know how to react because i never look photogenic#so i was like “noo that's not true i'm the most unphotogenic person ever normally”#and he was like “i can’t believe that” which i don't see but 😂#and yeah he played tennis with me after i asked him if he wanted and he also always offers me his help#when i was decorating my room if i need help with carrying or he often wants to carry my bag#and he sent me old childhood pictures of him and just funny one so did i then#he also sent me one of the sweetest good luck messages before i played a tennis match for my club 🥹
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TF2 actually has been on my mind for a couple days and I'm just thinking about my boys 🥺🥺💖💖 I've mentioned before how my self insert and Scout seem to share a talent for art and that'd be something they bonded over growing up. They probably had a secret spot away from the rest of their brothers where they hid snacks and just drew and talked...
#jane journals#self insert talk#⚾️ bonk brother ⚾️#also makes me think about how my s/i went to art school and he didnt#he probably felt some kind of pressure to make money. and probably felt that he'd need to do things like READ#which he wasnt prepared to do 😅 he probably likes what he does cause he feels like hes good at it#im also thinking about how mama scout would probably be super happy when her babies visit 🥺👉👈#being the two youngest of her children and all#especially since my s/i is the only girl she has sjfjgk she probably is always wanting to buy her makeup and clothes#and talk about girl things 😂😂#but i was a very tomboyish kid. granted it wasnt exactly by choice!!#idk its nice thinking about mama scout being that ride or die!!#she'll absolutely scream in someones face for disrespecting her kids 😤😤
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Olena gave an interview to BBC
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#this interview was so good and had some great answers#and our queen destroyed klitschko and his bullshit with a small and like two sentences#not on my bingo card but here for it#love how you can see all the answers running through her head and she has to fight herself to stop herself from saying too much 😂#“you talked with vova about this ... your are the first lady ... you talked ... first lady ... be nice olena ...”#THAT LITTLE SMIRK AND WINK ENDED ME 😂😂😂#and taking a sip of her water to swollow down everything else 😂#i felt the deep sigh after the “hAs ThE wAr ChAnGeD yOuR hUsBaNd” question#if she would get money for everytime someone asks her her foundation wourld be swimming in money#i also dont know why almost eeeevery journalist has to ask#like ... other journalists asked before#she answered so many times#what do you all expect??????#that she suddenly is like “Oh fucking yeah is now dancing tango and became a moon lover” or something like that????????#and even if he has changed in a notable / bigger way...she wouldnt tell you she is going to proect her man#loved the christmas question at the end#and how olena dodged the part about the typical ze christmas traditions 😅#Youtube
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@v-voeux yeah I was? Am? I have such mixed feelings towards that show and want nothing to do w the fandom nor the people that dunk on it. But this guy can stay, he already lives in my head rent free and I don't have the heart to evict him
#screenshotted to avoid content tagging#i dont wanna upset the fans i just don't vibe w them much#i figured you can relate V with how you spell out Em El#it sucks loving exactly 1 (one) thing from a series that's kinda bad and very hard to recommend 😅#which im sure you can also relate to 😂#come to think of it it's probably very sinilar to em el#it does some pretty cool stuff but the fans are all obsessed with the ships and the antifans all rip it apart for its flaws and then some#and the creators simultaneously treat it like shit and milk it for every drop of fan money#but i still kinda like it. is that weird.
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polite/feral suggestion: hoe it up online + date girls and guys who don't care abt the first part = pure profit and good vibesss (loved the naturalism vid btw)
(rq what's the naturalism vid lol?)
and ahaha I mean life is all about balance ♎
#i did tell him last night that i have a very chill onlyfans#and he was pretty relaxed about it!#but he did “out of curiosity” ask if i sould ever stop 😅😂#tho im curious if i told him he could make money too if he joins me he might be down#also if yall want a video of me cumming uh hello yes that could happen
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is anyone interested in my louis tickets for new york?? (last north american tour date!)
i have 2 pit tickets for forest hills stadium that i'd like to sell (i am still waiting for them to be transferred through axs). unfortunately, just with everything that I have going on at the moment, I don't think I'll be able to go anymore. (somewhat exciting things anyway, i should hopefully be buying a house, and moving out of my toxic living situation!)
I paid $110.70 each, so that's what I'd like for them.
I will transfer them via axs as soon as I have them, so paypal g&s only :)
#help boost pls 🙁#it's so hardddd for me to do this#i don't want to go by myself and i don't want to have to pay for someone else to go with me also (because they won't want to go with me) 😅#it'd be almost $2k for me to go with someone#like $450 for the airbnb that's apparently illegal anyway#$168-$238 each for 2 flights#plus any food or anything while we're there#plus the $230ish for the tickets#yeah :// just not the best idea for me to go#i mean i do have the money but i'd rather not 😅 i'd have spent around $4k seeing louis this summer 🤣#maybe more#maybe closer to $5k#which is 2/3 of the closing costs for my house 😂😂#anyway message me or reply or send me an ask if you're interested!
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somebody pls take my debit card away from me before i spend any more money
#i’ve ordered so many things just in the past few days 😅😂😭#cat stuff from chewy bts book & jk funko from b&n#then a bunch of stuff from vs & savagexfenty bc i couldn’t resist their semi annual sales 🤧🤧#like i saved a lot with hella good deals but sTILL#and like why the hell am i wasting money on lingerie it’s not like i have anybody to wear it for 😭😅��🥴#also ofc had to pay rent and that took a huge chunk#anyways i am an impulsive shopper and low key have an addiction i need help oop#personal
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You have an innocent look to you. "Damsel in distress" vibes. You might attract partners that want to take care of you or save you in some way.
Your lovers tend to become possessive of you pretty easily. You're like a trinket that they want to keep tucked in their pocket to carry with them everywhere they go. You probably have multiple people in competition over you right now.🤭 Someone here has a lottt of social media stalkers, especially if you post thirst traps.😅
Your energy reminds me of Cher from clueless. You're a very beautiful and high-value person. But you still remain very down to earth and friendly to others.
You could have naturally curly hair. Someone here has blonde or black hair. You could have beautifully tanned skin as well.
The way that you command attention without even trying. You have a very confident and humble energy. But you also have this air of mystery to you as well. You are so aloof at times that you may not even realize how much attention is really on you.
You can be a little stubborn at times and prefer to stick to your own way of doing things.
You turn your pain into power! You're always onto the next best thing and following your goals. I feel like you've had to defend yourself and stand on business with a lot of folks lately.
🤍Zodiac confirmations: Taurus, Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio
Your energy is very exciting to be around. You are very free spirited and adventurous. Someone here likes to take solo trips/road trips.
Someone here could be into plants and botany. You could have a garden/greenhouse as well.
You know how to keep your situations surface level and keep your business on the low. People never really know what your next move is.
Someone specific here is a brunette or you could have blue/purple hair. You could also have a kinky hair type.
You are very independent and all about your money. Someone here owns a nice home. You have a lot of stability and actually take the time to move away from the things that don't serve you.
Someone here likes to get pedicures. You could also wear high heels often as well.
You have a generous and warm energy. People feel accepted by you. There could be people that look up to you in some way. I also sense a cutthroat energy from you as well though lol. You have a sweet x spicy duality to you.🥰
🤍Zodiac confirmations: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces, Libra
Your dedication to your work and goals.
Your ability to bounce back from situations by yourself and transform into new energy. Alchemist energy.
Someone here likes to wear knee-high stockings or leg warmers.
For my masculine's here, you could like to dress up in business casual attire or you could wear a lot of sneakers.
Your rebellious energy.⚡
You are very family oriented and hold your close relationships to a high regard. You have a very kind and sentimental energy. You could like to capture memories with your loved ones as well.
Someone here has their hair in a bob haircut, or you could have hair that flows all the way down your back.
You may have a tendency to ghost your flings/romantic partners or could be the type to lead people on at times.🤭
🤍Zodiac confirmations: Heavy water and air energy
You're a jack of all trades! Your skillset is very admirable. Someone here could play different sports, or you could be a part of some type of club/committee. There are many people that want to learn from you.
Someone here has tattoos.
Your sweet and loving vibe.
When you wear dresses or more fitting clothes. Your jewelry/accessories are very appealing to the eye as well.
You stick to your values and beliefs. You could be a "goody two shoes" lol
Your creativity.
When you wear your hair tied up in a bun or pigtails.
Someone here wears glasses.
Your rbf; y'all often have this bored expression on your face like you couldn't be bothered to interact with anyone around you.😂
🤍Zodiac confirmations: Sagittarius, Leo, Libra, Virgo
*ONLY TAKE WHAT RESONATES*
🤍Please DO NOT copy, repost, or steal my work! Thanks!🤍
*Credits to @anitalenia for the text dividers🤍*
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Pick a pileくコ:彡
How does your future spouse flirt?
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Pile 1
I see them being a little toxic but in a good way like more so In a teasing manner. He would like to show off his muscles and pick you up ya know do pushups with you on his back🥴. I can see him being very romantic nothing too much when he kisses you it's really fast and deep. After the first kiss he's working fast to get you in bed I don't think it's that hard tho 🤣 you fall for this persons face they may have a cute little doll face or just be really pretty to you and that's what you like. They like buying you things bracelets and stuff may even get you a necklace with something very special to the both of you on it. They may spy on you? They call that flirting I guess 😜. They like taking you on plenty of dates , anywhere you say you want to go the next day he will surprise you and take you. You may complain about work and he would give you a massage to help you lose stress. They definitely like doing your hair if they do that. They could simply like to cuddle and watch a movie they just like spending time with you doing anything. Your person really likes physical touching so anytime you two are touching they are definitely flirting.
( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)
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Pile 2
He loves to worship you like anything you want you can have it 2 times. He loves spending large amounts of money on you even if it's dumb shit and you don't need it but simply because you can. I see you might be a little spoiled it's giving daddy's little girl 🫣. He loves to take you on far away trips I am seeing when Aladdin took Jasmine and showed her a whole new world 🌎. They also fix things for you like let's say the cabinet door fell off in 5min it's back up. Believe me this dude wasted no time trying to make you happy . Anything that makes you happy he will get you even if it seems impossible HE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN honestly he's such a sweet guy🥹.
( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)
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Pile 3
Your future is very shyyyy 🫣 so I don't see a whole lot of like physical touching. I think you two are like dating online 😂 I see a lot of flirty text. I think you both are very shy and that's why I am barely getting any info 😅. Or they are a very closed off person in General. I do see them really wanting to hold hands tho and like other soft things. I can feel the blush all over my face literally flushed with fever 🥵. I think they find you too beautiful to even touch at times and just want to keep you safe and clean like a porcelain doll. He likes to keep you dolled up all like a princess you both may be into dressing like royalty. Roleplay?
( I hope this pile resonates with you. I love you☄️)
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Hope you enjoyed your pile♡
#soulmates#twin flame#lovers#tarot#tarot cards#tarot reading#twin souls#twinsoulflame#love reading#general reading
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Room decoration tips are very welcomed
#i'm decorating my room in my uni city this thursday or friday#i will go to ikea and maybe some other deco shops#the main problem with my room is that it is still very empty looking 😅#it could use some personality#it's also quite big so that adds to it#i might also decorate the bath room if i have some deco stuff to spare#i also lived in it for the whole year because i didn't find the time to propetly do it 😅#for decoration i'm thinking printing out pictures making a photo wall#some fake vines maybe#extra cushions for the bed maybe a new bed sheet#books for the shelf would also be great but where to get enough without spending so much money on it#also one's i'd actually read as it shouldn't just be decoration of course 😂#also maybe some boxes for organisation to put in the shelf#and something to hang up jewelry#very important#plants#but plants which will survive only being watered every few weeks ideally 😂#and maybe just some general deco elements like sculptures candles etc.#i'm also open to diy ideas :)#i just want my room to feel more homely 🥰#don't have a budget yet but maybe 200€ max i'll see how much it'll cost as i go along#but i will hopefully soon have the summer job and i just got some money so it'll be fine 🤠
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Nice to see Franky again in today's new chapter!

I think the last time he appeared in a chapter was briefly in 87...since then, he's appeared prominently in the volume bonus content only, which is oddly fitting for him 😂 So good to see him be the focus of a main chapter after so long.
Not a whole lot to say about the chapter plot-wise other than it being filled with Franky fan service, lol. We get to see more of his inventions, his informant work, getting roped into babysitting by Loid, and yet another in his long list of failed dates 😅 Hope Franky fans ate well today!




One thing I like about Franky is that, whenever one of the many girls he falls for rejects him, he simply accepts it and moves on. He's not pushy about getting them to fall for him nor does he do anything "creepy" in the process. He just genuinely wants female companionship, and if one attempt fails, he retains his dignity and keeps trying. I do hope Endo rewards his stellar patience and gives him the romance he deserves by the end of the series!

Another great thing about Franky is that, despite his yearning to get a girlfriend, he's also willing to jeopardize his chances if it means doing what's right - in this case, he took time out of his date night to rescue his fellow informant.

Not unlike Loid, he always comes up with some excuse for why he did it (in this case, gloating about his date), but we know deep down that the reason is because he's a good guy with morals.
And this sentiment is the same for whenever he's "forced" to babysit Anya. He makes a big deal about it and pretends it's only for the money, but anyone can tell based on his interactions with Anya that he enjoys it. Yuri may be Anya's uncle "on paper," but Franky is her uncle in "reality" 😁

Speaking of which, I do believe that if Franky was ever aware that Anya was in trouble/danger, especially if Loid and Yor were unable to help her for whatever reason, he would be the first one to jump in!
It was also great to see Fiona again. Like Franky, she hasn't appeared in a chapter since the end of the mole hunt arc. Guess she's out of the hospital and healed now!

Endo also drew this extra illustration of Franky to celebrate today's chapter!

#spy x family#sxf#spy family#spyxfamily#sxf manga#franky franklin#anya forger#loid forger#fiona frost#sxf manga spoilers#sxf spoilers
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Yandere Male CEO x Top sorta low self-esteem male reader
I had some other requests but I wasn't able to finish them 😭(it's like writer's block but on my other stories that I was planning )I'm sorry but this was quite literally stuck to my head.
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“YOU KNOW WHAT!!?? WE'RE DONE!!”
“B-but why??? Didn't I do things that you like???”
“ What do you mean I like? U never gave me any attention, you’re even more stuck to your electronics than me.”
“But he sai-”
“I've always wondered why I even liked you, Alexander already said you don't care about me🙄😮💨”
“wait plea-”
“Pack up, you're leaving my house I bought with my money”
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There it was… my romantic relationship with someone. I always knew relationships are hard but I, m/n, messed up big time. I have no house since I always saved up for our marriage… now I only have around £3 billion. Should I just change it back… it's no use since she doesn't want to marry me anymore.
*at the bank
“Hi.. I wish to change my money back to (country currency). O-oh please put it in my bank savings account”
“Very well sir”
*after booking a hotel room and going in it
Ugh, my hair is long and my body's stiff. I thought she would like a gamer boyfriend but I didn't know she wanted a rich gamer boyfriend.
Whatever… I better go and get a haircut these days. Hmmmm, the money I have, I should invest it but on what?? Oh I know, I ask Derry, he should know.
*in chat
D:Your girlfriend like ugly oily men
U:No way, you're lying
D:Hell no
Today
U: Hey Derry…
D:What's up man
U;What investment should I invest
D: How about company A I heard they're a rising
U: Okay
Weird… wasn't company A going down these days. I should just invest 100.000 on company A just in case and 900.000 on Xander enterprises.
*few days later
I've been staying at the hotel this whole time while searching for a house but my ex made it so hard since anyone that heard my name would cancel their contracts, how did I know… she told me 😅.
The only places that I would be able to buy are mansions 😭… wait a minute… it's not that expensive yay 😆.
*at the house
Huh… it's ugly 🤢. I gotta change it to a proper mansion. This looks like it doesn't scream home, it screams I'm rich so I'm gonna buy a hospital and make it my house. Guess I'll have to do some renovations… I'll call someone, I don't know how to build a house🥲.
OMG, the workers was in budget 😆. But the hotel was fully booked. Where could I stay 😭. Oh maybe Derry would let me
U: What investment should I invest
D: How about company A I heard they're a rising
U: Okay
Today
U: Hey Derry… could I stay at your place
D: Huh… why?
U: My house is being reconstructed
D: Okay
D: Here's my address
D: (Address)
U: Thanks
Thank goodness he let me. I should start going there. Oh he's home. *knock* *knock* he's really home 😁
“Hello Derry glad you allowed me to stay with you😁”
“No prob, btw I have other friends over currently”
“Oh it's fine, so am I gonna sleep on the couch or…”
“There's a guest bedroom, you could stay there. There also blah blah blah house stuff. And blah blah more stuff.”
“Okay thanks, it's already late so I'm gonna sleep😁, good night”
“Okay sleep tight”
*when you're asleep
“Isn't he your rival to getting Mila? Why invite him here, it would've been better just to let him rot”
“Nahh. He's not a threat, Mila will be mine whether she likes it or not*whispering* but I barely feel anything for her…how weird.”
“okay, ‘Derry’🤭😂”
“Shut up 😒”
*a few weeks later
I've been awake since 5 in the morning but I've been thinking because all the advice Derry gave me was useful months ago but a few weeks before, his advice has gone awry. Never mind, it's probably he has bad Intel on those things…I should tell him.
*the kitchen
Oh! There's Derry…
“aren't you tired of letting him stay here?”
Isn't that Mila's voice, why is she calling him?
“No need to worry, I'm not that mean and he's my friend, plus he doesn't have a house now, does he?”
Baby??
“Ugh, you're right, okay bye, tell me when he finally leaves.”
“Bye.”
“since my love is worried, maybe I should kick him out”
*you step into the kitchen
“Oh m/n, have you finally woke up? I've cooked some breakfast for you, eat up😊”
“Oh, okay. By the way, it seems your Intel about investment was off, since company A has just gone to bankrupt”
“Really 😯, but my friend said company A would show their wings and soar through the sky again… I'm sorry, I didn't know..”
“Oh right, Derry, do you want to hang out later today…?”
“Sure I'm free then.”
“Okay see you later”
I've been stressing about the renovations of my house but my appearance is terrible… I should get a haircut before he and I hang out.
*at the barber
“could you show me haircuts? I wanna pick which one is my favorite.”
“Okay sir.”
“I want (haircut pick)”
“Okay”
“It's done, wow sir, you're so good looking, pretty sure if I didn't have a wife, I would've turned gay for you”
“Thank for the compliment”
DERRY'S POV
Honestly, I'm still shocked after all these years they broke up… soon he'll be mine, wait ‘he’??? Wtf??? Nevermind I've probably gone crazy cause I'm tired. This evening m/n invited me to hang out. I'll humiliate him by making him meet his ex. This way she'll hate him more, he'll be embarrassed and I'll be the hero…
*that evening
Ugh, I've been waiting for 5 minutes but where is that ugly sad sack… I'll text him
Company Xander enterprises has
been growing so if you wanna invest
go to that one
Today
Hey, m/n where are you?
Beside you this past 15
Minutes
Huh?
I looked to my side and a guy was waving at me.. His style is the same as m/n but he's handsome… wait no it is him. It looked exactly like him in the past. Why is my heart beating so loudly… there's no way I didn't fall in love with Mila but him at first sight, RIGHT?!!!
“Oh hey m/n, didn't notice you there, I thought you were a creep since you were standing next to me for the past 15 minutes”
“No problem, I should call out to you..”
“Anyways, what did you plan?”
“ You know in the past, you said you like horror movies, right? So booked one for us”
“Oh, it's amazing you still remember”
*after the movie
“It was so exhilarating, don't you think so?”
“Yeah.”
Can't believe he still remembers, she doesn't even remember my favorite things while he did.
Huh why is m/n screamin my name
*CRASH*
FUCK
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Noo, Derry.. I've gotta bring him to a hospital
*picked him up bridal style
Finally the hospital..
“PLEASE SIGN HIM IN, HE WAS JUST HIT BY A CAR”
seems like screaming did help since they instantly prepared a room. The car… the plate number was Mila's, I know cause I was there when she got that car 3 years ago. Fuck… I should call that friend of his… (you got the phone number when you ask in the first few days he was at the house)
*you called him over
“M/n what happened…”
“I don't know Luke, he was lost in thought and walked super fast, and when I caught up I saw a car hitting him super hard, their plate number was (Mila's plate number)”
“okay.. Could you take me to his room?”
“Oh yes.., let's go”
*at the room
“Ah… m/n did you come to pick me up for uni?”
“eh? You're an adult”
“yeah I'm 20 years old right?”
“ERM, no. Your 28 years old”
“Eh, and who's the bastard beside you”
“This is your friend Luke, you remember right?”
“No, why should I”
“M/n could you wait outside I need to speak with Derry”
*you left the room and went to get water
“How dare you use that nickname”
“Sorry boss, but why are you pretending to be amnesiac?”
“I'm testing something”
“But who hit you?”
“that fucking bitch Mila, never thought she would want to kill me”
“Wasn't it you who was blind to that and even loved her? She realized you were the one behind the ir breakup after she regrets breaking up”
“I was forcing myself… I knew I didn't actually like her… I just can't believe I like m/n.”
“So you're planning to cling to him? Plus you've been lying to him, you think he would forgive you?”
“Hah that's the easy part, all I need to do now is just make him fully believe I'm amnesiac.”
*a nurse came in and brought Alexander to a VIP room
“Did you upgrade my room?”
“No”
“Excuse me, nurse… who upgraded my room?”
“The one that brought you here, the one that carried you like a princess, here a photo(photo of m/n carrying Alexander to the hospital), I couldn't help myself, you both looked like the perfect couple”
“Luke, get me a copy of that picture, and destroy that board”
“Okay sir”
*you enter the room just as Luke was leaving
“Oh why are you leaving Luke? Anyways here's a cup of water”
“Thanks, I'll be leaving for stuff”
“Okay… how are you feeling Derry”
“You do know my name's Alexander right?”
“Huhhh, what!! I thought it was like Dexter or something… it actually makes sense.”
“anyway, I upgraded the room since you look slightly uncomfortable with the bed and room, thankfully it wasn't that expensive”
“...”
“...”
“...”
“Anyway, Alexander, do you want to live with me? My house just finished renovation and I was thinking if you want to help me decorate it since I'm not that up to date 😅”
“Sure😃”
*after he got discharged and started to look live with m/n
“Thanks to you, my new house feels like home”
“No problem, btw can I come over with the secret key you keep?”
“Yeah sure, why not”
“I'll go back to my house now”
“bye 😁”
ALEXANDER’S POV
I really didn't know why is didn't realize I like him, but he should really be cautious *he's checking his phone that shows m/n's house, he put cameras in m/n's house*. I mean in the past I would put cameras where m/n would visit most often but I must truly be in denial.
Heading back I saw Mila, she was in crocodile tears… truly, why did I think I like her… she was sobbing saying shit like, I didn't mean to hit you and stuff.
I quickly head inside and locked then I start to plan my next moves
*next morning
*Alexander goes to m/n's mansion*
I started cooking while I knew he wouldn't be awake. When I heard him coming over, I started to cry.
“*sniff* ugh… I'm soo pathetic”
“Huh, Alex, why are you crying… Are you okay”
“huhuhuhu, a scary girl showed up in front of my house screaming I didn't mean to hit you, huhuhuhu I'm scared. Huhuhuhu”
“There there, who would do that, tch tch tch how crazy people are these days”
“And out of nowhere this expensive looking package showed up🥺, I'm scared to open it🥺. Help me”
“Oh okay, it seems like it's a ring. Oooh, that’s the ring I bought. I was thinking of gifts and rings came up, so this way we'll be matching 😁, you'll wear it right? 🥺”
“ah, em, o-okay.”
“great😁”
M/N'S POV
This ring looks exactly like the ring he showed me when I was asking for engagement ring ideas🥲 maybe he didn't realize it…
*BANG**BANG**BANG*
“OPEN THIS DOOR M/N”
“Huh”
*opening the door
“HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY BOYFRIEND”
“Huh? I didn't”
“Since when was I your boyfriend, pretty sure girlfriends don't hit and run the boyfriends”
“That was an accident, you should know that!!”
“M/n that's the scary women that showed in front of my house 🥺”
“I can't believe you scared a sick patient, you of all people should know that”
“Ugh🙄, I don't care, give me back my boyfriend”
“The one you said was your boyfriend just proposed to me *lifted the ring finger* that means he's not your boyfriend, now, you're just pathetic, security! Kick this women out of the property”
*you and Alex went inside
“Sorry Alex, I used you and lied to her… I mean this ring looks like an engagement ring 😅”
“No problem…but I've liked you since a long time ago, you know”
“Huh?!!!”
“So? Will you marry me?”
“Emmm, aren't you amnesiac, maybe we sho-”
“No, I'm scared you'll get stolen by somebody than so I should ask now”
“Oh, then, yes, I would like to marry you”
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*A few years later
Life's been great since I married him and lived in my mansion, turns out he's the CEO of Xander Enterprise… and I own 20% of the company's shares from when I invested in the company.
Tho, I'm curious what is in the basement since after we married he took the basement for himself. It used to be for a wine cellar, but we made one in the kitchen.
I should check it out..
*enter the basement and turn on the light
Huh, why are there multiple pictures of Mila and other girls… is he in love with them… I mean he was probably straight… I suppose I should tell him it's fine to take mistresses
ALEX'S POV
*Alex arrive at home
“ Alex… I went to the basement”
Fuck he didn't see the rotting corpses right?
“I'm just gonna tell you this”
If he ask for a divorce I'm gonna threaten to kill myself
“If you wanna take mistresses, I'm fine with it 😔”
“Huh, what, no, definite no, I only like you.”
“You don't need to lie I say the pictures”
“How about I prove myself then😄”
“Huh???”
*after sex
“😚how was it.. My ass, can't believe you took control in an instant and did it for the whole night 🤭”
“Um😅, you just felt sooo good, it felt like you were hugging my penis 🥵”
“So you won't ask about mistresses and side pieces??”
“I won't😘”
“This is why I asked you not to go in the basement😔”
“I'm sorryyy😖, but why do you have pictures of those women”
“Those girls were nagging me to divorce you, so I destroyed their companies 😁”
“Oh, um please don't 😅”
“I'm kidding, I was just showing their flaws since they keep saying you were trash and they were perfect for me”
“OoO, okii”
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A bit rushed 😖
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Just my observations :)🔞
♡ Scorpio mercury or degree is the definition of elephant in the room, it’s like they try their best to make you uncomfortable with their words , on the brighter side I love how deep their minds are
♡Saturn in the 6th/2nd could go a long time without eating and not even notice
♡ One of my friends had a baby today(Aries moon) and she’s already threatening people not to play with her child💀 cute tho
♡ I feel like the only Libra placement that doesn’t try to be likable is Libra moons, their personality is so lovely for the most part☺️ I’ve only met men with this placement and WHEW they are sooooooo charming🥴
♡ I’ve noticed guys with Venus conjunct their sun can come off a little ✨ even if they’re not they’re just in touch with their feminine side. Also guys with Venus conjunct moon could have this energy as well just more subtle
♡ Aquarius in 7th will always give black sheep energy, no matter how “popular” they are it’s always something that differentiates them from everyone else, could be known for doing questionable things
♡ Taurus season I see lots of people getting lip piercings but lots of new tats and piercings in general
♡ 11th house has to do with hopes and dreams, mars is your passion and drive, having mars in 11th synastry with someone with someone could mean having fantasy’s about them,being fwb, or being friends with someone but wanting to be more. Me and my friend both have this synastry and the tension is HIGH especially with her Jupiter conjunction to my mars🥴
♡It’s not surprise Saturn babies look soo good in slicked back hairstyles since it rules hair and restrictions
♡Also they weren’t joking when they said prominent Saturn placements could make you a pothead😳 I thought I was a smoker but whew they SMOKE 💨


♡ Aries moon moms are so PUSHY. They’re always trying to dictate your emotions like your not your own human then get insecure when you cut contact with them. And she never takes your emotions seriously till you act out of character, It’s like she never wants you to rest so draining. Also they can be intimidating/scary in a way especially from the stories the Aries moon child shares about them😅 did they lie tho?
♡ Scorpio moons could also resonate but I feel like with Aries moms(sidereal Pisces moon)there’s a innocence to it like they truly don’t recognize their toxic traits until you confront them about it but with Scorpio moon’s mom (sidereal Libra moon) they KNOW exactly what they’re doing when they manipulate. And other people could easily alter ur mother’s perception of you, very wishywashy. They type to be jealous of their kids especially if they have a daughter
♡ Chiron in 12th could get accused of things they didn’t do allll the time , it gets to a point where they don’t even try to defend themselves anymore cause it’s like no one listens why waste your energy 😭 a good example is Micheal Jackson
♡ Gemini moon children have moms that don’t hold back🥴 very blunt especially with some Aries energy added
♡ I giggle every time I remember Park Jimin has a Gemini moon I just know he has the best comebacks and inside jokes😂 (Jimin if you’re seeing this let’s be friends plz😆)
♡ I’ve noticed with Virgo moons children may see one parent more fit to be a parent than the other at some point in their life. Doesn’t mean the other is a shitty parent or anything but if they had to decide to live with one of them they’ll already know who😹
♡ Also Virgo placements why do y’all constantly complain about something you could easily solve? I see this more in undeveloped Virgo placements
♡ Leo moon children could have mothers that are selfish in one way or another, wheither it be their time, money, or love
♡Jupiter in 3rd (natal and transit) what is home? I’ve been to so many places in my city that I didn’t know existed, I also got a 🍕 delivery job so I’m on the go all the time, but since my natal Jupiter is in my 8th it’s kinda a darker transit for me- I literally hit and ran two people in counting 😭 (I’m not even a bad driver they happened on the same week!🙄) communication especially over the phone has been vile omg the amount of times I’ve been cussed out by strangers otp is crazy. Also I’ve lost old friends /gained new one


That’s all for now💋
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