#Alli Speed

[bambeebirdie]

Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they don’t know he’s Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance

[xxkitty-mothxx]

{{AM, but instead of a humanoid avatar he decides to cut corners.}}

[fishareglorious]

Important PSA from Miss Tooth Fairy here.

[cashandprizes]

Happy Black History Month

Never forget the same man with Black Lives Matter on his early videos is the same guy who made an entire audio roleplay where people use the magical police to take away someone's rights

[bacchuschucklefuck]

the nsbu table is five DM pets and rekha shankar

[garygoldenbignaturals]

i dont think ive posted this image by itself but it perhaps is the stupidest thing ive ever made

bl(am)e it on the edit pillar

[thecreativemillennial]

Toxic elitist metalhead gets called out by an actual metal band. We need more of this

[iridescentoracle]

yes it's 1:47am on a friday and i am thinking about girl genius instead of going to bed

i cannot stop thinking about the theoretical possibility of a twin reveal happening in skifander. like i know we just had that light tease on monday of a maybe-reveal but i'll believe it when i see it and also i think a skifander reveal actually has an even higher chaos potential. i have like five different half-formed reveal scenarios floating around in my head right now and at least two of them involve someone actively trying to murder gil but i think my favorite at this exact moment is the idea of zeetha introducing everyone to her mom & company, with gil somewhere in the middle. zantabraxus spends the rest of the introductions being Very Normal And Polite To The Visitors and absolutely not doing anything to let on to anyone around her that she has any particular interest in gil.

at the earliest opportunity that won't draw attention she asks zeetha to bring gil (SUBTLY) to zanta's chambers/whatever so the three of them can have a nice private talk. gil's response is "oh so she does want me dead then" because he has in fact been getting some extremely weird and very intense vibes off her this whole time and he's known for ages his dad was obviously wrong about zeetha wanting him dead but he generally didn't get ideas like that out of nowhere so uhhhh Weird Intense Vibes zeetha's mom is pretending aren't there = she's the one klaus thought might intend to murder gil for some reason??

zeetha naturally laughs that off and drags him to meet zanta properly. the vibes remain Weird and Intense for about fifteen seconds as she just kind of stares at him silently for a minute before abruptly hugging him and saying something about how much she's missed him and how he's grown up so well and etc etc etc

gil, very confused, trying not to reflexively judo-flip a queen: zeetha, fully delighted by just how right she was continuing to Not Tell Him was absolutely the funniest option: [after a minute] zanta (realizing something is Up here and letting go of gil): …zeetha zanta: you did tell your brother what he was walking into and how skifander feels about twins before you brought him home, right? zeetha, cheerfully: nope! gil: her WHAT—

[kazu-le-dork]

[snowysosturn]

I would just like to say thank you for bringing back series. Barely anyone writes them anymore and they’re so good! They include a little bit of everything and are never rushed! (plus your writing is really good) Thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

So excited for the next part of Allies and Affiliates 🙌

OH MY GOD THANK U 🥺🥺 i appreciate that more than you know!!! i always want to make the plot as best as i can and give a story!! ily 🤍

[gierosajie]

Xianzhou AU Venti's kit is basically just him going "OUR debuffs" at enemies

Like, the gimmick is that you have to give him as many problems as possible and he makes it someone else's problems too. Sharing is caring or whatever

[18catsreading]

I hate Warfare Whitney so much. Get 'em Sid!

[storms-path]

Eorzea was forever changed when Arashi Washi, Warrior of Light, was introduced to the concept of Wacky Races. She now has a new goal in life: Become the fastest lizard in all the land, by any means possible.

[florallychaotic]

Literally told my football loving parents "Hey, I don't think the police are telling the truth in Tyreek Hill incident, I wouldn't be shocked it if turns out things were terrible for him, people need to stop yelling at this guy" AND LO AND BEHOLD THE BODY CAM FOOTAGE GETS RELEASED AND THEY TRIED TO TACKLE HIM BY PUTTING THEIR ARMS AROUND HIS NECK.

Love my parents, who genuinely do try, but why does it seem like they just need to see police brutality happening at all times to remember it exists? Because everytime this sort of shit gets publicized, they freak out, say it's awful, say the police need to be held accountable, and then just return to square one where the police should automatically be trusted

[numberonetessacosplay]

Are you and the Allied Master computer related?

No, but we are Mutuals on "Sentient Evil Technology-Gram"

We exchange information and meet up every year.