#Alison James

[azazel-dreams]

The New Couple by Alison James

Rating: ❤️❤️❤️❤❤

[cut-throat-bitch]

House s2 e17, All In, fills me with primal animalistic lust because why do they all look so good

GOD DAMNNNN

[kkrusteva]

rip House you'd have loved coughing on people in the COVID 19 pandemic

[dykebarbie]

hi house md fandom

[stargirlshojo]

house s2 episode

cameron: house have sex with me please

chase: i’m evil as fuck like highkey

wilson: HOUSE!!!!!🤬🤬🤬(house have sex with me please)

house: can i cut off the patients left arm to test for testicular cancer

cuddy: ugh house!!! (ok go ahead)(house have sex with me please)

foreman: ive actually had it up to here with all of you

wilson and house: we are living together and this could mean nothing

[whimsicaldragonette]

ARC Review: Maple and Rosemary by Alison James

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Publication Date: February 28, 2023

Synopsis:

A touching story about a sugar maple tree who finds a lifelong friend when a young girl comes to seek comfort in its branches. For the longest time, Maple was on her own, ignored by the cedars and the pines. All she wanted was a friend she could talk to. Then one day, Rosemary climbs into her branches, sad and searching for a friend of her own. Together they form a bond as real as roots. Through the seasons and across a lifetime, Maple and Rosemary tells a story of true friendship, one in which the experiences we share become a part of who we are. Alison James's spare, eloquent text is accompanied by luminous illustrations that capture the shifting seasons in all their glory, by Jennifer K. Mann, creator of the much-acclaimed picture book, The Camping Trip.

My Rating: ★★★★★

*My Review below the cut.

My Review:

Kiddo (9) and I loved this sweet story of the friendship between a girl and a tree. It reminds me of the Giving Tree only better - instead of a relationship where the boy takes and takes, Rosemary and Maple's friendship has both of them giving, both of them receiving the love they need to grow strong and to move past the loneliness they both share at the beginning of the book. The illustrations are whimsical and have a childlike charm. Kiddo said they looked a bit like crayon drawings and they do have that air about them. They also have a lot of character and show Rosemary's expressions really well. Kiddo listened rapt through the whole story (with only one interruption to ask anxiously if Rosemary would ever come back) and was very thoughtful after we finished. He is at the age where he is beginning to want friends and recognize loneliness, and the story seemed to resonate with him, as both Maple and Rosemary begin the story struggling with that. I love that it ends on a positive note. We never read the Giving Tree much, as it does not depict a healthy relationship and isn't really a happy story. Maple and Rosemary, in contrast, ends with Maple and Rosemary realizing they have become a part of one another and neither will ever be lonely again. It does a great job illustrating what true friendship is like and softens the bittersweet knowledge that Maple will outlive Rosemary, because Maple will always have memories of her. It would be a perfect read-aloud book for storytime and I am going to recommend it to my library as it is just the sort the children's librarian there likes to choose. *Thanks to Alison James and Neal Porter Books for providing an early copy for review.

[averagesawfan]

house (talking about a patient): what you think he can't bc he's a faggot

chase: uuuh mate, I don't think ou' can say that eh

house: don't worry I take it up the ass. (turns back to the whiteboard)

foreman (whispers to Cameron): 20 says it Cuddy

Cameron: 50 says it's Wilson

[sourjabloki]

house md sketch dump

[fuzziiwuzzii]

“What a little shit stirrer.”

Archie Madekwe made a direct comparison between Farleigh and Regina George so obviously I HAD to draw it

[iknowthislooksbad]

[thankstothe]

[stark-stiel]

foreman had 3 lines in this exchange and he already stole my heart i LOVE HIMM

[cut-throat-bitch]

Me and all my bitches

[mayemperess]

Giving House MD characters a rock/shell/shiny thing

Cameron- confused; Doesn’t get it but very polite

4/10

Foreman- probs thinks you’re a crazy person, why would you give him a random rock? He won’t say it but he’s beyond confused

1/10

Thirteen- probably gets it, happy; might give one in return.

13/10 (couldn’t resist :P)

Chase- undecided if he gets it, either way he’s very happy. Thinks it’s the sweetest bc he’s a sweetheart. Probs keeps it in his locker or smth. Getting a gift from you makes him feel very loved,

20/10

Kutner- Dorky boy, gets it and is SO happy, probs gives you a similar item in return

100000/10

Taub- doesn’t get it at all. He’s polite about it though

3/10

Wilson- he probably doesn’t get it, let’s be real. But he’s happy to have it and keeps it like on his desk or in his home. He probably gets all flustered and blush when you give it to him, smiles whenever he looks at it

9/10

Cuddy- you know when parents get really shitty art from their kids, but act like it’s the best thing in the world? That.

6/10

House- obvious route would be just to say he scoffs and acts like it’s stupid, then on the inside/ in private, be very happy about it

However

I’m convinced this man had like a geology or dinosaur phase or smth as a kid, bc who doesn’t? (Or maybe it’s a neurodivergent thing? Idk doesn’t matter) So I think he would genuinely really like it

He’d be like Jack Sparrow and the jar of dirt

House: “…is the rock going to help?”

Y/n: “If you don’t want it, give it back.”

House: “No!”

He probs keeps it in his apartment, and is genuinely flattered that you gave him something. He’s affection starved as hell, as we can figure, so I think he just gets a little happy every time he sees it.

15/10

[icarusredwings]

Thinking about how messed up it is that when Foreman asked where Chase and Alison was when a patient woke up she admitted full out that they were having sex in the vacant room and instead of getting upset Foreman laughed and said that House would "do" Wilson before Cameron did Chase and said that she would do Wilson and House before she would sleep with Chase.

..... meanwhile, she literally just slept with Chase.

....I think that says a lot actually about Wilson and House's relationship.

[stampgwifeyera]

"house isint autistic" WHATS THIS THEN????

Edit: I’ve been informed that house actually has aspd instead and that makes a lot of sense so I’m sorry for erasing his aspd!