#Agent!Stiles

[dropofbittersea]

He’d just set it back down when the door opened, and a shadow appeared in front of him, taking the seat across from him. Jackson’s name was on his lips as he rose his gaze from his drink, but the word stuck in his throat, because it wasn’t Jackson.

“I’m really sorry, can you be my boyfriend?” Derek asked breathlessly, panic on his face and looking seconds away from losing his shit.

Stiles didn’t even have the chance to reply, because the second he saw crazy lady walk into the coffee shop, he just immediately leaned over the table and planted a kiss right on Derek’s lips. The other man seemed startled, but he recovered quickly and brought one hand up to press against Stiles’ cheek.

He made sure to keep the kiss short, and relatively chaste, because this was all for show and he didn’t want to make Derek more uncomfortable than he already was.

[christinesficrecs]

Hi! Do you know of a fic where Stiles finds this really old painting that reminds him of Derek (or was done by one of his ancestors or something) in an old antique shop while out with Lydia? Its set when Stiles is about to go to FBI training I think and Derek lives somewhere random like Denver. They have this long distance correspondence going on and Derek sends Stiles vouchers to places and care packages and in the end when Stiles graduates from the academy he doesn't invite Derek to the ceremony because he's afraid he'll be stationed somewhere far off and then goes to apologise to Derek and tell him why (and Derek says he'd follow Stiles wherever he went but it turns out Stiles gets assigned the city Derek's living in).

I do!

The Start of Our Forever by  Cobrilee | 20.5K | Explicit

Stiles is ready to get out of Beacon Hills and start his new life, free of the supernatural. A random discovery in an antique store in Denver proves you can never leave it all behind… and encourages him to find it again. What ensues is four and a half years of pining, self-discovery, personal growth, a whole hell of a lot of love, and a realization that nightmares can still become fairy tales (happily-ever-afters included).

[jade-bright]

I think this is my first Stilinski-Hale Family incorrects quote?

Derek: Stiles, what are you writing Stiles: Hm? Oh, the FBI wants to know what kind of weapons I keep at home. So, I'm letting them know it's private information. Eli, looking over Stiles's shoulder: …Tata. This just says 'Fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[kjwaikiki]

You know how Eli looks like Stiles. Well I have a headcanon and it is not that Stiles got pregnant through magic.

My headcanon is simply that Eli’s mom looked a lot like Stiles, which could be considered a little mundane until you consider the comedy involved with a stepdad Stiles and Eli being out together in public.

People assume Stiles is Eli’s biological father until one of them corrects said person. I want it to be Eli in which case he can go two ways (both are hilarious)

1. Eli jokes about his dad having a type.

2. Eli jokes about how he always knew his dad and Stiles would get together because look at him (Eli gestures to his own face and then to Stiles) it wasn’t rocket science to figure out the old man was a little hung up on Stiles.

I just think the implications are hilarious. Stiles would never feel insecure ever. If anyone asks him how he remains so secure in his relationship with Derek all he would have to do is gesture to Eli.

All I’m saying is it takes a special type of pining to have a son that looks and acts scarily similar to this one high schooler who you went through multiple brushes with death with, saved their life, had them save your life, and shared many very emotionally charged (possibly tender) moments with.

[imagine-sterek]

Stiles is an amazing liar and in the fbi he really can’t tell people that he spent all of high school fights with werewolves so anytime someone asks anything about him he just gives them a random movie plot and acts like its his life. People don’t really catch on even when he says he helped a town get rid of a dancing ban (footloose) or he spent a summer in time and became a pop star for a while (the Lizzie McGuire movie) or he survived his cruise sinking by floating on a door (titanic). During office parties he invites Derek and his coworkers ask Derek about stiles and he goes along with whatever lie he’s told people. It takes a few years before people catch on.

Rafe is sitting in the background knowing he can’t call Stiles out on the lie, but it takes him forever to work out what movie he’s referencing.

One guy even tracked down the Sheriff and asked him if Stiles really did what he says he did, and his dad goes along with it, telling Titanic guy that Stiles’ friend died in that sinking boat because he knew Stiles couldn’t swim and the door wouldn’t hold both of them, or telling the Footloose guy that he once had to arrest his own son for dancing.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: Who traumatised you?

Derek: Want a list?

Stiles: (hiding his bat behind his back) Yes.

[he-runs-with-the-wolves]

I don't know why, but I guess it has something to do with you

By LunaCanisLupus_22

(Rated E, one shot, 17k words, locked fic login to read)

“You smell like me,” the guy says, scowling as he crowds in and Stiles staggers back between the coats and finally hits the wall. “Why do you smell like me?”

He barely lets out a garbled sound as the blood rushes to his cheeks. “No reason,” Stiles yelps, struggling to get his footing and grasping at a whirlwind of puffy fur.

Or the one where Stiles goes thrift shopping and steals an alpha's shirt. And gets a lot more than he bargains for.

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NOTES: Alpha and very super secret agent Derek Hale is assigned to help very normal omega FBI agent Stiles Stilinski with a case. Derek has a higher security clearance than Stiles, and Stiles just so happened to steal one of Derek’s shirts from a donation rack at a thrift store a week ago, so they’re doing great!

[zenawa]

After another hate crime against supernaturals, the FBI's paranormal division has to take some extra steps to ensure their kind will not be exposed to the public. The director is opened to all ideas. Agent Talia Hale has one, involving a specific human.

I might have an idea for part 2, if enough people are interested....

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Rafe : Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Stiles : Try it.

[halevetica]

Announcement Time

Okay, guys, I know you've been waiting for me to make this announcement, and it's finally here!

It has two parts to it...

1- I have written the FBI partners fic that so many of you have been wanting.

2- I will now have a writing schedule. Starting the first week of November I will be posting weekly. So every Friday I will post a new chapter of my new story Scar Tissue.

Here is a mini synopsis. I will be posting a teaser later so be on the lookout for that. 😊

Derek hasn't worked with a partner in years. It's easier to keep his secret if he's alone. However, a new case against a family he's been wanting to take down falls into his lap, only it comes with a catch. He must accept a new partner. He doesn't know if he can work with someone again. But he's desperate to take down the family that took everything from him. All he has to do is keep his new partner in the dark. But what if his new partner has a secret of his own?

[wilhelminyard]

one thing about me is I don't throw around the soulmate title like it's nothing. like, a ship has gotta EARN this title. there are some good ships that, in my opinion, aren't soulmates. they're still good and I ship them and I love them but the soulmates title is a whole other level that they can't quite reach.

like, alex manes and michael guerin are soulmates. no doubts. so are michaela stone and zeke landon. as well as leopold fitz and jemma simmons.

however, imo stiles and lydia aren't. pacey and joey neither. you know what I mean?

like I fear I look for the written in the stars type of bond in my soulmates.

[diva-calderu]

Stiles Stilinski x Derek Hale

FBI Agent x Drug Runner AU

For @halesfavoriteharlot

[jocollins]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale Additional Tags: FBI Agent Stiles Stilinski, FBI Agent Derek Hale, Murder Husbands, but not really, Husbands, Overprotective, Blood and Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Protective Derek Hale, Protective Stiles Stilinski, anger issues, Idiots in Love, touch him and you die, Kinda Summary:

Stiles and Derek could get a bit overprotective over each other, especially if some idiot decided to hurt the other person. No one messes with their love without consequences.

[jade-bright]

Got really into Spy x Family recently...my mind's been working.

Hear is my take on Sterek Spy x Family au:

Option A: Spy Stiles x Assassin Derek

"Stiles Jankowski", code name: Void, the FBI's (or some other organization's) best spy/agent, always gets his missions done and has never been caught. Man of many faces/disguises, a silent and deadly enemy to his assigned targets (for the purpose of being able to disguise him scent and hide his heartbeat, Stiles is at least a little magic in all of these). Stiles has lots of experience with dealing with the supernatural, like were's, darach's and many others . Nothing and no one has ever gotten the jump on him, until…

Derek Hale, code name: The Wolf, a born werewolf that later became trained as an assassin in order to take care of his little sister after their family died. If any of his targets were ever found, they'd be found with claw marks and more often than not, their throats ripped out, but...his victims are never found. Derek was never interested in romantic relationships, but Cora keeps telling him to "get a life," and he does, when he suddenly crosses paths with Stiles...

Option B: Assassin Stiles x Spy Derek

Derek Hale, code name: Alpha, born wolf whose whole family was murdered and then later on he became a spy. Because of his training and werewolf abilities, Derek's the best spy the organization has got. He's always able to find and get the jump on his targets once he's locked in on their scent/heartbeat, it's game over for them. The same reason, no one's able to get the jump on him, until there's one person he doesn't immediately catch a scent or heartbeat...

Mieczyslaw Stiles Stilinski, code name: Little Red, took up the career path of an assassin as a way to inadvertently help his Sheriff father with the bad guys that get away. In his training, he learned how to hide his scent and heartbeat in case any of his targets were shifters, and sometimes he forgets to turn off his "ilusion." Despite how much his boss nags at him, to quit "playing with his food" he's never gotten caught, scratched and bruised sure, but it's worth it in order to cause his victims a little mischief. Everyone in his life is bothering him about finding someone, and he firmly believes he'll never find someone. That is until he runs into one Derek Hale, who promptly asks him to marry him...

Option C: My thoughts - Spy Stiles w/Yor's personality x Assassin Derek w/Loid's personality

If you watched the anime, you might agree with me. Yor's personality as a civilian fits Stiles', meanwhile Loid's fits Derek more. However, in their jobs, I think Stiles would be better suited for what Loid does for his job as a spy, especially with how it seems his spy identity as "Twilight" is kinda treated the same way as how some fics I've read treat "Void" as being another identity Stiles can take. It's hard to try to think of how Derek works better as an assassin rather than a spy, seeing as, in either job, he'd be offing people, but also, the acrobatics, feats of incredible strengths AND reflexes that Yor does as a civilian and assassin are definitely things I could see Derek doing, probably because that's how he was in the show.

Now I have like basic ideas for how Eli would be included in any of these options, in terms of how Sterek come across him and go into choosing him. But, remembering the "OG" purpose of Anya having been adopted, (infiltrating the school to get closer to a target), that's where my brain hasn't worked much ideas and plot for him. But if yall want to know how I think Eli is introduced in any of the options, let me know.

[omgtheywereawooomates]

"what happens in Vegas........no, but seriously. what did you two do?"

teen wolf future fic au:

in which the annual north american pack summit in vegas becomes the backdrop for peter and stiles' real life "what happens in vegas" romcom.

bonus points IF: erica and brett are the enablers of said marital shenanigans, because they know what's up, even if nobody else does.

[imagine-sterek]

Based on an interview where Hugh Jackman’s son tells his friends he brings over that his dad isn’t anything like Wolverine.

Imagine other werewolf kids meeting Eli and they’re so impressed that Derek is his dad. Like “Your dad is THE DEREK HALE” and and Eli rolls his eyes like “my dads not cool, he’s not tuff, he’s actually a huge dork” and when he meets people from the FBI they ask him if Eli is impressed with Stiles and his work Eli is like “no. Why should I be? He makes me kill the spiders in the house. He can go on life threatening missions, but he still gets scared watching horror movie, yeah big hero you got there.” and Eli goes around calling stiles boss big brother and he gets so annoying, but he’s not gonna have beef with a 15 year old kid. And everyone just tell stiles, “your son is kind of scary” and stiles laughs and says he’s a teenager.

"You dads have taken down several crime rings, mass murderers, and saved countless lives, and you're not impressed?"

"They fight over which Star Wars movie to watch on Friday nights, so... no."