#Agent!Stiles

[dropofbittersea]

He’d just set it back down when the door opened, and a shadow appeared in front of him, taking the seat across from him. Jackson’s name was on his lips as he rose his gaze from his drink, but the word stuck in his throat, because it wasn’t Jackson.

“I’m really sorry, can you be my boyfriend?” Derek asked breathlessly, panic on his face and looking seconds away from losing his shit.

Stiles didn’t even have the chance to reply, because the second he saw crazy lady walk into the coffee shop, he just immediately leaned over the table and planted a kiss right on Derek’s lips. The other man seemed startled, but he recovered quickly and brought one hand up to press against Stiles’ cheek.

He made sure to keep the kiss short, and relatively chaste, because this was all for show and he didn’t want to make Derek more uncomfortable than he already was.

[christinesficrecs]

Hi! Do you know of a fic where Stiles finds this really old painting that reminds him of Derek (or was done by one of his ancestors or something) in an old antique shop while out with Lydia? Its set when Stiles is about to go to FBI training I think and Derek lives somewhere random like Denver. They have this long distance correspondence going on and Derek sends Stiles vouchers to places and care packages and in the end when Stiles graduates from the academy he doesn't invite Derek to the ceremony because he's afraid he'll be stationed somewhere far off and then goes to apologise to Derek and tell him why (and Derek says he'd follow Stiles wherever he went but it turns out Stiles gets assigned the city Derek's living in).

I do!

The Start of Our Forever by  Cobrilee | 20.5K | Explicit

Stiles is ready to get out of Beacon Hills and start his new life, free of the supernatural. A random discovery in an antique store in Denver proves you can never leave it all behind… and encourages him to find it again. What ensues is four and a half years of pining, self-discovery, personal growth, a whole hell of a lot of love, and a realization that nightmares can still become fairy tales (happily-ever-afters included).

[kjwaikiki]

You know how Eli looks like Stiles. Well I have a headcanon and it is not that Stiles got pregnant through magic.

My headcanon is simply that Eli’s mom looked a lot like Stiles, which could be considered a little mundane until you consider the comedy involved with a stepdad Stiles and Eli being out together in public.

People assume Stiles is Eli’s biological father until one of them corrects said person. I want it to be Eli in which case he can go two ways (both are hilarious)

1. Eli jokes about his dad having a type.

2. Eli jokes about how he always knew his dad and Stiles would get together because look at him (Eli gestures to his own face and then to Stiles) it wasn’t rocket science to figure out the old man was a little hung up on Stiles.

I just think the implications are hilarious. Stiles would never feel insecure ever. If anyone asks him how he remains so secure in his relationship with Derek all he would have to do is gesture to Eli.

All I’m saying is it takes a special type of pining to have a son that looks and acts scarily similar to this one high schooler who you went through multiple brushes with death with, saved their life, had them save your life, and shared many very emotionally charged (possibly tender) moments with.

[imagine-sterek]

Stiles is an amazing liar and in the fbi he really can’t tell people that he spent all of high school fights with werewolves so anytime someone asks anything about him he just gives them a random movie plot and acts like its his life. People don’t really catch on even when he says he helped a town get rid of a dancing ban (footloose) or he spent a summer in time and became a pop star for a while (the Lizzie McGuire movie) or he survived his cruise sinking by floating on a door (titanic). During office parties he invites Derek and his coworkers ask Derek about stiles and he goes along with whatever lie he’s told people. It takes a few years before people catch on.

Rafe is sitting in the background knowing he can’t call Stiles out on the lie, but it takes him forever to work out what movie he’s referencing.

One guy even tracked down the Sheriff and asked him if Stiles really did what he says he did, and his dad goes along with it, telling Titanic guy that Stiles’ friend died in that sinking boat because he knew Stiles couldn’t swim and the door wouldn’t hold both of them, or telling the Footloose guy that he once had to arrest his own son for dancing.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: Who traumatised you?

Derek: Want a list?

Stiles: (hiding his bat behind his back) Yes.

[zenawa]

After another hate crime against supernaturals, the FBI's paranormal division has to take some extra steps to ensure their kind will not be exposed to the public. The director is opened to all ideas. Agent Talia Hale has one, involving a specific human.

I might have an idea for part 2, if enough people are interested....

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Rafe : Boy, I am two seconds from being on you like white on rice in a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm. I'm gonna put my foot so far up your ass, the water on my knee will quench your thirst. Stiles : Try it.

[halevetica]

Announcement Time

Okay, guys, I know you've been waiting for me to make this announcement, and it's finally here!

It has two parts to it...

1- I have written the FBI partners fic that so many of you have been wanting.

2- I will now have a writing schedule. Starting the first week of November I will be posting weekly. So every Friday I will post a new chapter of my new story Scar Tissue.

Here is a mini synopsis. I will be posting a teaser later so be on the lookout for that. 😊

Derek hasn't worked with a partner in years. It's easier to keep his secret if he's alone. However, a new case against a family he's been wanting to take down falls into his lap, only it comes with a catch. He must accept a new partner. He doesn't know if he can work with someone again. But he's desperate to take down the family that took everything from him. All he has to do is keep his new partner in the dark. But what if his new partner has a secret of his own?

[the-queen-who-should-have-been]

Stiles Stilinski x Derek Hale

FBI Agent x Drug Runner AU

For @halesfavoriteharlot

[omgtheywereawooomates]

"what happens in Vegas........no, but seriously. what did you two do?"

teen wolf future fic au:

in which the annual north american pack summit in vegas becomes the backdrop for peter and stiles' real life "what happens in vegas" romcom.

bonus points IF: erica and brett are the enablers of said marital shenanigans, because they know what's up, even if nobody else does.

[jocollins]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Derek Hale Additional Tags: FBI Agent Stiles Stilinski, FBI Agent Derek Hale, Murder Husbands, but not really, Husbands, Overprotective, Blood and Violence, Hurt/Comfort, Happy Ending, Protective Derek Hale, Protective Stiles Stilinski, anger issues, Idiots in Love, touch him and you die, Kinda Summary:

Stiles and Derek could get a bit overprotective over each other, especially if some idiot decided to hurt the other person. No one messes with their love without consequences.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

stiles stilinski is the human embodiment of taking a tub of yeast extract and adding a sprinkling of methamphetamine, about a hundred thousand teaspoons of lugduname, wikipedia, and an overdose-worthy stash of whatever that shit the guy from limitless 2011 was on and then smothering it all over one of those freaky vintage symbol-bashing monkey toys before shibari-tying it to the energizer bunny and proceeding to shoot the smooshed together frankenstein's monster abomination from a polish circus cannon on a full moon and enjoying getting covered from head to toe in the messed up death-to-all-that-is-normal confetti that rains down upon you.

[imagine-sterek]

Based on an interview where Hugh Jackman’s son tells his friends he brings over that his dad isn’t anything like Wolverine.

Imagine other werewolf kids meeting Eli and they’re so impressed that Derek is his dad. Like “Your dad is THE DEREK HALE” and and Eli rolls his eyes like “my dads not cool, he’s not tuff, he’s actually a huge dork” and when he meets people from the FBI they ask him if Eli is impressed with Stiles and his work Eli is like “no. Why should I be? He makes me kill the spiders in the house. He can go on life threatening missions, but he still gets scared watching horror movie, yeah big hero you got there.” and Eli goes around calling stiles boss big brother and he gets so annoying, but he’s not gonna have beef with a 15 year old kid. And everyone just tell stiles, “your son is kind of scary” and stiles laughs and says he’s a teenager.

"You dads have taken down several crime rings, mass murderers, and saved countless lives, and you're not impressed?"

"They fight over which Star Wars movie to watch on Friday nights, so... no."

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Imagine Derek taught Eli from when he was little that if he’s ever in trouble or needs help he should got to the FBI and ask for Stiles Stilinski. Come a day when Derek is attacked by hunter and little Eli (4 or 5 years old) toddles into the FBI offices and asks for Biles Inski.

Rafael is downstairs and offers to take Eli up to Stiles but Eli says no, he’s not allowed to talk to strangers, only Stiles. So Stiles comes down to the lobby and finds little Eli.

Eli tells him his dad is in trouble and Stiles asks what his dad’s name is. After a few wrong answers (“My dad’s name is dad”), he finally works out that this is Derek’s kid.

Stiles is able to find Derek but he’s not allowed to join the task team to find him because - as Rafael says - Derek trusted him to look after Eli, so Eli is his number one priority.

Derek is saved and taken to the hospital and Stiles takes him there to see Derek. Eli crawls into the hospital bed with Derek and Derek wakes a bit, looking up to see Stiles in his suit.

“It’s a good look on you,” Derek says weakly.

Stiles nods to little Eli curled up against Derek’s side. “That’s a good look on you.”

[azurecanary]

If i had a nickel for every show starring a character(s) of colour who were powerful, badass and well written; but are constantly shit on to prop up the white "morally grey" characters who have rushed and/or contradictory development up to and including their ships; I'd have three nickels.

That's it. That's the joke. No "which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened thrice". Cause when it happens that many times, it stops being surprising.

It happened with Scott McCall, it happened with Daisy Johnson, why wouldn't it happen with Alina Starkov and Mal Oretsev?

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Derek: May I have one of your fries?   Stiles: Of course. Can I have a bite of your burger?   Derek: Absolutely not.   Agent McCall: Some perfect couple. You won’t even share your food with him.   Derek: It has avocado on it. He’s allergic to avocado.   Derek: Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Stiles to die??