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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Agatha All Along (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Agatha Harkness/Rio Vidal Characters: Agatha Harkness, Rio Vidal, Ralph Bohner, Nicholas Scratch (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Billy Maximoff, Tommy Maximoff Additional Tags: Smut for later, a coming out story of sorts, with agatha convinced she's straight, but rio is a kink in that chain, i hope i do it justice, Agatha and Wanda will be friends, rewritten so please re-read Summary:
When Agatha signs her son, Nicky, up to a free taster session of karate, she doesn't expect to develop feelings for his teacher. No, Agatha is straight. 100% straight. Completely. She just has to ignore everything she is feeling and it'll be ok.
Iâve completely re-written this so please re-read!
#rewritten#agatha#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#AU#Nicky is alive#Ralph is jerk#Agatha is closeted#and Rio is just Rio#ao3#fanfic
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AGATHA HARKNESS A GIRL KISSER CONFIRMED?;!?;!!:??!!
#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel comics#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#wanda maximoff#elizabeth olsen#the scarlet witch#lizzie olsen#wlw#lgbt#THE CLOSET WAS GLASS.#fuckin knew it.#now time for rio!agnes kiss.#rio vidal#wandavision#aubrey plaza#wagatha#wanda x agatha#wandagatha#âdestroy herâ oh okay đłď¸âđđ¤¨#EDIT AFTER EP4 OF AGATHA ALL ALONG: i am unwell and speechless.
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I JUST FOUND OUT THAT PATTI LUPONE HAS A HUSBAND ?????? YâALL WTF
#I always thought she was a lesbian#but then after a while someone told me she wasnât#but I kept thinking she was junt on the closet#HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE HAVE A HUSBAND????#patti lupone#lilia calderu#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal
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i havent seen a lot of people talk about this but the
âWhoâs the querentâ
âYou mean the subject? Me. I guess im the QUEER-entâ
 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#the way agatha chuckles later after he says that#she was deffo proud of him#this and the#i dont wanna go back into the closet lineee#lmfaooo#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#rio vidal#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#billy maximoff#vidarkness
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I just realized...
#agatha all along#agatha spoilers#agatha harkness#rio vidal#coven of chaos#billy started to take notes when he was still in the closet#no i'm kidding rio was just foreshadowing
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How the gay witches made me realize Iâm gay:
okay so Agatha All Along and Agatha x Rio have just made me realize that I am indeed a lesbian.
now Iâve known that I was queer for a while. Like quite a few years at this point. But Iâve had a lot of trouble being able to tell if Iâm bisexual or asexual or a lesbian or what.
now ofc there is the obvious answer of âOMG HOT WOMENâ as to a sort of awakening, but that has happened before. It doesnât take away from the fact that these are gorgeous women, but thatâs just not the thing that made me realize.
The thing that made me realize is just how invested that I am in them. In Agatha and Rio, in their relationship, in how they are as individuals. Iâve quite literally never felt for a character in my life before. Like Iâve never felt anything before when a character died, or when a relationship doesnât work out or something. Like the most Iâve felt is second hand embarrassment. And ya Iâve shipped people or routed for certain characters, but Iâve never actually been invested before. Like before this I literally never knew this was a thing. And this seems a little hard to take as me figuring out that I��m a lesbian but stay with me. Cause this is the first lesbian relationship Iâve actually gotten to see. Like itâs so hard to tell your sexuality vs if you just kinda want connection when youâve only seen hetero couples or gay couples. Itâs just harder to get connected on a personal level. But Iâve actually really connected with Agatha and Rio and really felt for them and their relationship in a way Iâve never felt before and I was just thinking how weird it was since Iâve literally never even so much as been able to comprehend anyone else becoming so attached to a character or a relationship before and I was just really trying to understand why when it clicked. I am routing for them so much more because I can relate so much deeper to it, even though Iâve never been in a relationship, and I should definitely not try and base any future relationship on to toxic witches who like killing people, I can just naturally put myself in that situation and see my self in there naturally because of the fact that it is these 2 women who I already could relate to and felt attached to, that I can now connect to on a level that Iâve never been able to connect to any other character on before.
idk if that made any sense. But if you were bored enough to read all the way through, thank you for reading my very mixed up jumble of thoughts of my self discovery.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#aubrey plaza#lesbian#queer#out of the closet#witches
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"if you want straight answers ask a straight girl"
"i'm your mom's ex......best friend"
"i'm the queer-er"
just paraphrasing here but GOD this episode blessed us
#what do u MEAN queer jokes were made in a marvel show#also âi dont wanna go back in the closetâ#i love this show#i would die for it#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers
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I love that even though Billy isn't her kid, Agatha is still really proud of him for what he pulled off.
#agatha all along#agatha all along spoilers#also a gay kiss???? i cant believe it#I don't want to go back in the closet lololol
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Your favorite delusional Detective đđ
#Me#Beta#Cosplay#Closet cosplay#Costume#Marvel#Marvel costume#Marvel cosplay#Agatha All Along#Agatha All Along cosplay#Agatha All Along costume#Agnes O'Connor#Agnes of Westview#Detective Agnes O'Connor#Hey look I'm my icon now!#Butch!Agatha
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You should see me in a crown
Closet Cosplay of one of my favorite characters from the show.
Agatha All Along - Teen
#cosplayer#cosplay#agatha all along#AgathaAllAlong#teen agatha all along#Joe Locke#wiccan#billy maximoff#billy kaplan#closet cosplay
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if the barometer for witches making love is willow and tara doing spells then that first fight scene between rio and agatha was some truly fantastic hate sex
#agatha all along#who tied up the disney censors and stuffed them in a broom closet during filming#no one spoil me i stilll have to finish tbe season#but damn was that something#aubrey plaza call me im free whenever
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After my latest fic chapter I feel compelled to remind people who have never read the SGE books that Clarissa Dovey (whose ideology and behavior I did not alter) is supposed to be a good guy. She is the benevolent, motherly mentor figure. We are supposed to like her very much.
In related news: The School for Good and Evil is the single largest case of authorial "oh shit I forgot all my world building when it came time to do the story framing" I have ever seen in all of media.
#house md#hatecrimes md#fanfiction#school for good and evil#clarissa dovey#clarissa dovey is terrible and i will die on this hill#This is based on the books#The movie seems to not have the homophobia part of the worldbuilding so this does not apply to movie Dovey#SGE is also my favorite failed retcon example#Judging by the framing the author clearly didn't realize the homophobic implications of the writing when he wrote it#So in the companion book (book 3.5) he tried to fix it#But he did that by saying that Agatha (whose arrival is around 12 years after my fic setting) got Dovey to change the policy#And now people of the same gender can go to the Ball together#It's an extremely throwaway line whereas Agatha's other virtues are highlighted#So we're not supposed to look at this issue to hard--ergo retcon not âthing Agatha was always supposed to have doneâ#But it doesn't work as a retcon because IT CONFIRMS THAT THE SLAUGHTER OF GAY STUDENTS DEFINITELY HAPPENED#So the author does not exonerate Dovey at all#Though of course after confirming she killed the gay students who couldn't fit in the closet he still tried to make us like her in book 4#Because no one does scattershot story construction like SC#SGE is my love to hate book series I will not apologize
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man i don't know why but i can't trust people who erase canon information about a character just to label them a sexuality that doesn't even make sense
#yes i am looking at the shit ton of lesbians who just happen to ignore female characters who just dated men#or dated men for the majority of their storyline#to label them as lesbians#i swear to god the amount of times i saw agatha with that lesbian flag sticker#and worst of all she does kiss woman!!! but she is bisexual!!! explicitly confirmed!!!!!#but still she has her sexuality erased!!!! since kissing women isn't enough for some sapphics#i remember seeing a post a few days ago#which loosely said that some folks are so desperate for queer validation they'll do harmful/disrespectful things#to those they deem their icons#this discourse was obviously tied to queer ppl disrespecting artists#especifically jimin since so many queer folks just love to misgender him and label him as trans#and also to taylor swift and her insane group of fans who swear to god she's a closeted lesbian#but i also think about how common this very intentional and deliberate behavior has become inside fandom spaces#where ppl just erase a character's sexuality or gender identity just to make themselves feel better about their own identities#but like#at what costs#at the cost of erasing true representation when the character is indeed lgbt just not the sexuality/gender you wanted them to be?#this is so tiring and that's why i absolutely run away from fandom spaces for a long time now
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Neighbourly Care (NSFW)
Pairing: Agatha Harkness x Rio Vidal x Reader
Summary: You come home from college for the weekend but your parents forgot and you are locked out of the house. Luckily your neighbour finds you and they let you stay at theirs
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You think the neighbours are MILFs and the evening is filled with flirting and then you get to be fucked by each of them and then by both of them.
Warnings: 18+ MDNI, smut, top Agatha, top Rio, small mention of Mommy kink, strap-on use, oral, there might be more idk it's very horny
Words: 4.6k of pure horniness
A/N: I think I blacked out while writing this, its so horny. It's inspired by this request and hasn't even been proofread yet so enjoy the horny mess of it
Tagging @aceday because I said I would
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The rain falls in relentless sheets, soaking through your jacket, and the rest of your clothes, for that matter. Each step squelches as you trudge the familiar path from the train station to your parentsâ house. By the time you reach the front door, your teeth are chattering, and your clothes cling damply to your skin. A sigh escapes your lips as you grasp the handle and pullâonly to find it locked. Your heart sinks.
The memory hits you like a slap: the locks were changed after they had a break-in a few months ago. Of course, youâve forgotten to get a new key. Fumbling through your bag, you pray for some miracle, some overlooked backdoor key, but your search turns up nothing except your phone. A quick glance at the screen confirms no messages from your parents and no backup plan. Frustration mingles with despair as you stand shivering, wondering what to do next.
Footsteps break through the downpour, and you turn to see Agatha, your parentsâ neighbour, crossing her lawn towards you. Youâve exchanged pleasantries with her and her wife, Rio, a few times during your trips home from college. Theyâre always friendly, but youâve never spoken beyond casual greetings. That hasnât stopped you from admiring them, thoughâtwo stunning women, each with their own magnetic charm. And yes, youâve labelled them MILFs in your mind more than once. Their son, Nicholas, is long gone from the nest, leaving the two women to embody a kind of confident, enviable domesticity.
Agatha snaps you out of your spiralling thoughts with a two short words. âLocked out?â Her voice is smooth, with a hint of amusement as she tilts her head and surveys you.
You open your mouth to respond, but your gaze catches on her appearance. Sheâs wearing tight black leggings that cling to her toned legs and a cropped gym shirt that reveals her navel, where a bead of rainwater trails tantalisingly down her skin. Her wavy brown hair is piled into a loose bun, though a few strands cling to her flushed neck. A sheen of sweat glistens on her skinâevidence of a workout she must have just finished. Your thoughts betray you as your eyes linger on the curve of her waist, imagining what it might feel like to touch her. A sudden heat rising to your cheeks.
Her blue eyes lock onto yours, a curious smile curving her lips. âHey, you alright?â she asks, a teasing lilt in her tone.
You stammer an explanation about the locked door, your forgotten key, and your parentsâ apparent absence. Agathaâs expression softens, and she motions towards her house with a nod. âCome on, youâre soaked to the bone. Youâll catch your death standing out here.â
For a moment, you hesitate. Accepting her offer feels⌠intimate somehow. But the alternative is staying in the cold rain, and the way her gaze lingers on you makes warmth crawl up your spine. You nod and follow her.
Agathaâs house is welcoming, with a faint scent of flowers mingling with something earthy and grounding. She grabs a towel from a nearby linen closet and tosses it to you with a playful grin. âGuest bathroomâs down here,â she says. âYouâve got two options: strip down and warm up, or stay wet and risk getting sick.â
Your eyes widen, startled by her bluntness. Agatha leans casually against the doorframe, smirking at your reaction. âRelax,â she teases. âIâll get you something dry to wear.â And with that, she saunters away, not bothering to close the door fully behind her. Her confidence leaves you both flustered and intrigued.
Inside the bathroom, you peel off your soaked clothes, debating how much to remove. In the end, you leave your underwear on, wrapping yourself tightly in the towel. When Agatha returns, she hands you a pair of shorts and a blue plaid shirt. Her sharp eyes sweep over you, noting your wet underclothes with a tut. âAll of it,â she says pointedly. âYouâre dripping everywhere.â Before you can respond, she adds, âIâm off to shower. Rio should be back soon.â She turns and leaves, her movements fluid and deliberate, leaving the door ajar once more.
Feeling the weight of her words and gaze, you strip completely, your damp underwear joining the rest of your clothes in a soggy pile. Youâre still mulling over what to do with them when the door opens suddenly. Rio steps in, her dark eyes widening as they land on you.
âOhâsorry,â she says, though her gaze lingers a beat too long before she averts her eyes. âDidnât know we had company. Agatha didnât mention it.â Her tone is low and smooth, carrying a quiet amusement that makes your skin prickle.
You stammer an apology, clutching the towel back around you. Rioâs lips quirk upward in a faint smirk as she backs out of the bathroom, but not before you catch the way her gaze sweeps over you. Your heart pounds in your chest long after the door closes.
You quickly shower to warm up, but thereâs no cleaning the thoughts inside your head. Memories of Rioâs lingering gaze replay in your mind, but theyâre quickly overtaken by images of Agatha. You canât help imagining what she looks like under the water, her skin glistening with steam, her hair sticking to her neck. The thought is startling, and you shake your head, trying to rid yourself of the fantasy.
After calming your racing mind, you dress in the clothes Agatha left and leave the guest bathroom to find the two women.
You find them both in the kitchen; the warmth a welcome contrast to the chill that had soaked through your bones earlier. Agatha moves fluidly between the stove and counter, stirring something fragrant in a pot that smells like tomatoes, garlic, and fresh herbs. Rio, meanwhile, arranges a bouquet of vibrant flowers in a vase with meticulous care, her strong hands working delicately to adjust the stems.
Itâs domestic, serene even, but thereâs an undeniable electricity in the airâone you canât ignore under the weight of their lingering glances.
Agathaâs grin spreads when she notices you lingering awkwardly near the door. âLooking good,â she says, her eyes flickering over the borrowed clothes. The oversized plaid shirt hangs slightly off your shoulder, and her gaze lingers on the exposed line of your clavicle.
You fidget, tugging the fabric up, but Agatha only smirks, stirring the pot with a deliberate slowness.
Rio rolls her eyes, though thereâs a faint curve to her lips. âIgnore her,â she says, her voice laced with playful exasperation. âShe loves making people squirm.â
You manage a sheepish laugh, but it does little to quell the heat climbing up your neck. Agatha recounts your lockout predicament to Rio with the same teasing edge, her tone carrying just enough detail to make your situation sound both pitiful and amusing.
Rio hums in understanding, sliding the last flower into place and stepping back to admire her work. âStay for dinner,â she offers, her dark eyes soft with genuine warmth. âItâs the least we can do.â
Agatha winks at you over her shoulder. âYeah, we canât have you heading back out into the rain getting all wet againâthe downpour outside hasnât let up.â
You nod, accepting their offer, though the way they exchange glancesâsubtle but chargedâmakes your stomach twist with something you canât quite name.
As you sit at the dining table, Rio who is opposite you, starts pouring red wine into three glasses; her movements fluid and confident. Agatha joins you a moment later, setting down plates of steaming pasta and sitting next to her wife. âHope you like red,â she says, her teasing smile returning.
The conversation flows easily over dinner; their attention split between each other and you. They ask about college life, your plans for the future, and your family; their questions laced with genuine interest and just enough flirtation to keep you on edge
When you have all finished, Rio stands to clear the plates, leaning close as she reaches for yours. The proximity is dizzying, her chest brushing your shoulder, and you catch a faint, earthy scent clinging to her skin.
Agatha doesnât miss a beat, her eyes flickering between you and Rio, her expression smouldering. She doesnât say a word, but the intensity in her gaze speaks volumes.
When you offer to help with the dishes, they wave you off with a chorus of ânonsense.â Agathaâs smile turns wicked. âBesides, we were supposed to have a movie date night tonight. You should join usâitâd be a shame to let all this wine go to waste.â
The phrasing makes you pause, but before you can think too much about it, Agatha ushers you into the living room.Â
The room is cozy, bathed in the soft glow of lamps. Rio claims the armchair with an almost feline grace, crossing her legs and leaning back with a glass of wine in hand. Agatha sprawls on the couch, her posture open and inviting. She pats the seat beside her with an easy smile.
You hesitate for half a second before sitting on the far end of the couch, hyper-aware of the spaceâor lack thereofâbetween you.
The movie starts, but itâs impossible to focus. Agatha stretches her arm along the back of the couch, her fingers brushing your shoulder lightly. The touch is casual, almost innocent, but it sends your pulse racing.
She leans over at one point to refill your glass, her chest grazing your arm. The heat of her proximity is overwhelming, and youâre sure Rio notices the way you stiffen. Thereâs a flicker of amusement in her dark eyes as she takes a sip from her own glass, her lips quirking into a faint smirk.
As the movie progresses, the conversation becomes more pointed. They ask if youâre seeing anyone, and when you choke on your wine at the question, Agatha laughsâa low, throaty sound that makes your stomach flutter.
âNo,â you mumble, setting your glass down a little too quickly.
âWell, thatâs a shame,â she says, her hand brushing your knee lightly. The weight of her touch lingers, even as she pulls away. âI was sure a pretty little thing like you would get snapped up in a heartbeat.â
Rio arches a brow at her wife. âDonât scare them off, Aggie.â
âWhat? Iâm just being friendly,â Agatha replies, her tone innocent but her smirk anything but.
The conversation continues, peppered with light touches and teasing remarks that leave your heart racing.
By the time the credits roll, the tension in the room is palpable. Rio sets her glass down and stretches, her movements deliberate as she rises from the chair. âWhat do you think of married life, Aggie?â she asks, her voice light but carrying an edge. âThink we make a good team?â
Agathaâs gaze flicks to you, her lips curving into a smirk. âThe best. But sometimes, itâs nice to mix things up.â
The comment hangs in the air, heavy with implication. Your heart pounds as you glance between them, unsure if youâre imagining the tension or if theyâre deliberately baiting youâand each other.
You nervously check your phone, hoping for a message from your parents saying theyâre home and wondering where you are. Instead, you find a single text: âOut of town for the weekend, hope youâre doing okay!â
You stare at the screen in disbelief, your stomach sinking.
âEverything alright?â Rio asks, noticing your expression.
"They⌠forgot I was coming,â you admit, feeling foolish. âTheyâre away for the weekend.â
Agatha clicks her tongue, feigning shock. âTerrible parenting, really. Lucky for you, weâre not going anywhere.â
Rio nods, her tone reassuring. âYou can stay here. Weâll take good care of you.â
Thereâs something about the way she says itâgentle but with a sharp edgeâthat makes your breath hitch. You thank them profusely, trying to ignore the heat rising in your cheeks as they show you to the guest room.
They leave you alone for a bit, both going to change. You sit on the bed, your thoughts racing. Their lingering glances replay in your mind, stirring something restless and uncertain. Without thinking, you pick up your phone and start searching their names on social media. Your heart beats faster as you hope for a bikini picture or somethingâanythingâthat might help you satisfy the growing ache of desire.
A knock at the door startles you, and you quickly set the phone aside. Rio steps in, holding a phone charger. âThought you might need this,â she says, her voice soft and her gaze steady.
âThanks,â you manage, taking it from her. Her fingers brush yours for a fleeting moment, and she lingers by the door before slipping away.
Did she know what you were about to do?
A short while later, thereâs another knock. This time, itâs Agatha, holding a glass of water. âThought you might be thirsty,â she says, her tone lighter, almost teasing.
Surely she hears how that sounds, right?
Her fingers graze yours as she hands it to you, and the warmth of her touch lingers long after she leaves. You sit on the edge of the bed, clutching the glass, your mind spinning with questions you canât answer.
"Okay, itâs totally normal to be offered a glass of water before bed, and it does not mean they can read your mind,â you whisper to yourself, trying to curb your horniness.
â
Later that night, as you lie in bed, unable to sleep, the events of the evening are still playing over in your mind, especially the lingering touches and smirks. Suddenly, you remember the spare key your parents used to keep hidden under the plant pot by the front door. Without even thinking about how weird it was to up and leave in the middle of the night, you hop out of bed and tiptoe down the hallway, careful not to make a sound. But just as you reach the stairs, a voice stops you cold.
âExactly where do you think youâre sneaking off to?â
Turning slowly, you see Agatha leaning against a doorway, her silhouette illuminated by the faint light from her bedroom. She is wearing a floral robe, and her hair is slightly mussed; her expression is both amused and predatory.
âIâI wasnât sneaking,â you stammer, holding up your hands defensively. âI just remembered my parents used to keep a spare key under the plant pot. I thought Iâd grab it and let myself inââ
âWithout saying goodbye?â she interrupts, stepping closer. Her tone is teasing, but thereâs a sharpness to her gaze that makes your pulse quicken.
Before you can respond, another figure appears behind her. Itâs Rio, wearing nothing but her underwear and a top that reads: BOHNER FAMILY REUNION. PITCH A TENT. Her dark hair is messy, and you notice a small, mouth-shaped bruise blooming on her neck that definitely wasnât there earlier.
âYou were being so good for us before now,â Rio says softly, her voice carrying an edge that makes your knees weak. âWe said weâd take care of you, didnât we?â
The heat in your cheeks is unbearable now, and there is a familiar wetness pooling between your thighs. You stammer out an apology, but their combined presence is overwhelming.
âRelax,â Agatha purrs, her fingers grazing your arm. âWeâre not upset, just disappointed you wouldnât come see us before saying goodbye.â
Before you can process her words, Rio steps forward, her hand gently tilting your chin up to meet her gaze. âWhere were you going to sleep after grabbing that key, hmm? Your parentsâ dark, empty house? Sounds pretty lonely to me,â she murmurs, her lips curving into a faint smirk as Agathaâs hands slide around your waist.
Rioâs touch is featherlight yet commanding, her fingers tilting your chin just enough to keep your wide-eyed gaze locked with hers. Her dark eyes glimmer with something unreadableâintensity, curiosity, desire, maybe all three.Â
Youâre painfully aware of Agathaâs hands on your waist, her touch firm but teasing, fingers curling just slightly as if testing your reaction. âAnd what would you do when you found out that they no longer keep one there? They stopped doing it since the break-in, donât you know? Would you come back over here and beg for us to take you back in and keep you warm?â Agatha says softly, her breath brushing against the back of your neck.Â
You try to answer, but your words stick in your throat as Rio steps closer, her thumb brushing along your jawline.
âSheâs right,â Rio adds softly, her voice low and velvety. âWhy sneak off when youâre already here?â
Your heart is racing, your pulse pounding in your ears as you look between them. You want to say somethingâanythingâbut the weight of their combined attention renders you speechless.
Agatha chuckles, the sound rich and almost predatory. âCat got your tongue, sweetheart?â She presses closer, her front brushing against your back now, her lips grazing the shell of your ear.
Before you fully realise whatâs happening, Agatha and Rio are guiding you away from the stairs. Youâre caught between them, their touches subtle yet deliberate. They lead you down the hall, past the guest room, and into the master bedroom.
The room is large but intimate, the air carrying the faint scent of cedarwood. A soft glow from a bedside lamp casts warm shadows across the space. Agatha releases your waist to close the door behind you; the click of the lock is startlingly loud in the quiet.
Rio takes the lead now, her hands resting lightly on your arms as she guides you towards the bed. Her touch is warm and grounding, yet thereâs a deliberate slowness to her movements, like sheâs savouring the moment.
âYouâve had a long day,â she says, her voice soothing but laced with something deeper. âLet us take care of you.â
Agatha steps into view, her smirk as confident as ever. âOr, we can stop. If thatâs what you want?â She asks, tilting her head as she studies you.
Your heart pounds as you shake your head, unable to trust your voice.Â
Agathaâs smile widens, satisfaction gleaming in her bright blue eyes. âBe good and use your words for us, hun.â
âPlease donât stop,â you whimper.
At that, Agatha moves swiftly to your other side, her presence as bold as ever. Her fingers brush against your jaw, turning your head slightly so youâre looking directly at her. âYouâre so tense,â she murmurs, her thumb grazing your cheek in a gesture that feels both comforting and intimate. âWeâll fix that.â
You barely have time to process her words before Rio steps closer, her body heat radiating against yours. Her hand trails down your arm, her touch featherlight but deliberate, as if sheâs memorising every inch of you.
The room seems to shrink as the weight of their attention consumes you.Â
Agathaâs thumb brushes against your bottom lip, and you feel a thrill shoot through you as her lips quirk into that teasing, predatory smile.
âSee something you like?â she murmurs, her voice a low purr. âYou werenât careful enough not to like some of our pictures online, darling.â
Shit. So their coming into your room was not a coincidence.
Before you can stammer out an excuse, her lips capture yoursâsoft but demanding, her confidence evident in the way she takes control. Her hands slide up to cradle your face, her touch firm yet tender, while the kiss is a paradox of teasing and intensity.
Rioâs hands suddenly slide to your hips, pulling your attention. Agatha leans back just slightly, her breath fanning your face as her lips curve into a smirk.
âYour turn, my love,â she says, glancing at Rio with a playful challenge in her eyes.
Rio doesnât hesitate. Her movements are firm as she tilts your chin towards her, her lips finding yours in a kiss thatâs slower, softer, but no less consuming. Where Agatha is fire and fervour, Rio is water, her touch calm yet undeniably intoxicating. Her hand presses gently against the small of your back, holding you steady as she deepens the kiss.
When she finally pulls away, her lips linger close to yours, her breath mingling with yours in the quiet of the room. âYou taste as good as I thought you would,â she murmurs, her voice low and laced with something that makes your knees weak.
Agatha laughs softly, stepping even closer so that youâre cocooned between them. Her fingers trail down your arm, igniting sparks along your skin. âI think theyâre enjoying this, donât you darling?â she teases, her gaze flicking between you and Rio.
Rio smirks, her eyes glinting in the dim light. âIâd say so.â
They exchange a knowing glance before Agathaâs hands firmly grip your shoulders, and with a playful yet commanding push, they guide you onto the bed, the softness of the sheets contrasting with the harsh intensity of their movements.
Agatha walks into what you presume is her closet, but you donât think on it for long as Rio is straddling you in a matter of moments. She is kissing you with a deep need; meanwhile, her hand makes its way under the waistband of your shorts; she swipes two of her fingers through your folds, gathering your wetness, letting out a groan of pleasure at the feel of it and brings her fingers to your lips.
Just as youâre about to take her digits in your mouth, you hear Agathaâs voice full of desire call, "Off."
But Rio doesnât move; instead, she pushes her fingers into your mouth, groaning at the feeling.
Agatha grabs the woman by the scruff of the neck and yanks her off of you.
âBut Aggie, theyâre so wet already,â Rio whines.
If your lips werenât already parted from having sucked on Rioâs fingers, your mouth would have dropped open at the sight of Agatha; she had removed her robe, revealing the purple lace lingerie underneath.
She places something you canât see at the foot of the bed and comes to stand next to you. âIt seems like everything you wear ends up soaked,â she says, mock concern coating every word.Â
Rio looks longingly at Agatha, a silent request on her face. With a single nod from Agatha, Rio starts undressing you hungrily. And as soon as you're bare, her mouth is on you again, exploring every inch of newly exposed skin.
âYou know,â Agatha drawls, âBefore your little stunt back there, my wife and I were finishing off our date with a wonderful night in bed.â She continued. âBoth of us talkedâor rather tried to talk between our moansâabout how weâd get you to join us.â You feel Rio smirk against your skin at this last sentence.
You shudder under Rioâs relentless kisses and Agathaâs firm gaze. Your legs are forced apart with strong hands, and you feel the cool air hit your heat.
âYouâre dripping everywhere,â Agatha states for the second time that evening. âNow let us take care of you.â Her voice is sure, leaving no room for arguments.
Rioâs makes her way down your body, nipping and sucking at your skin. When she reaches your thighs, her touch becomes lighter, stopping short of where you want her mouth most.
âPlease.â You beg, back arching up into her.
The feeling of her lips on your clit is pure ecstasy. Your eyes flutter shut at the sensation of Rio starting to suck lightly. Moaning, you grab a fistful of her hair and grind up into her face, seeking more.Â
She hums in satisfaction, happy to fulfil your request. She nips gently and begins to tease your entrance with her tongue, dipping it in ever so slightly. It doesnât take long before youâre cumming all over her face, her name falling repeatedly from your lips. Itâs only when you start to come back down that you remember Agatha is still in the room. She is looking at you with sheer lust, clearly struggling to keep herself from interrupting Rioâs fun.Â
As if they could read each otherâs minds, Rio withdraws from between your legs and comes to sit behind you, pulling you up so your back is against her chest. She pinches one of your nipples, causing your head to drop back on to her shoulder. A firm hand grips your chin, forcing it back up, and you open your eyes to see Agatha kneeling between your legs, her hands rubbing up and down your thighs.
âYou need to look at Mommy when she fucks you,â Rio whispers in your ear before playfully nibbling your earlobe.
Agathaâs arms snake under your legs, pulling your hips up and into her. Itâs then that you feel something hard poke you, making your eyes go wide. At some point when Rio was fucking you, Agatha had slipped into a harness, a purple dildo secured firmly in the centre.
âAre you sure you want this?â She asks, bringing the tip to your entrance. âIâll only continue with your enthusiastic consent.â
The fact that she cares enough to make sure you were definitely okay with this, only turns you on more. âYes. Please, Agathaâ" Rio's grip on your jaw tightens. âMommy,â you correct yourself. âPlease fuck me, Mommy.â
And with that, she slides into you, facing very little resistance with how wet you are. As she bottoms out, her hips pressing into yours, you canât help the whimper that escapes your lips.
âKiss me,â you demand.
You hear Agatha chuckle when she leans into you, capturing your lips in a searing kiss while still continuing her thrusts.Â
The sex is messy and loud, and you cum at least two more times before the couple shows any kind of stopping. You are left gasping, your body shaking; Rioâs firm hold on you is the only thing keeping you upright.
âThink you can go for one more round, sweetheart?â Agatha teases as Rio climbs out from behind you.
With the strap still inside you, Agatha rolls you over so she is lying on the bed and you are straddling her hips. The other woman settles her thighs on either side of Agathaâs head, facing you.
âHoney, you really have enjoyed having our guest round, havenât you?â
Rio doesnât reply, only winking at you before lowering herself onto Agathaâs face.
You start to grind your hips at the sight, the strap hitting the perfect spot inside you, Agatha begins to flick her tongue over Rioâs clit, and Rio pulls your face in to start making out with you. This change in position has the harness rubbing against Agathaâs clit, pulling the most gorgeous moans from her. All of you are lost in waves of pleasure; the sounds of grunting, moaning, and whining filling the room.Â
You all cum at different times, but it doesnât matter because nobody stops until the last of you is coaxed through the final aftershocks of your orgasms.
Untangling yourself from one another, you and Rio flop down beside Agatha, dumb smiles plastered across all of your faces. Itâs a few minutes before they get up, but Agatha takes off the harness, giving it to her wife before coming back and drawing you into her arms. Rio wanders off to their bathroom to clean it off and returns with a wet cloth to clean you up as well.
She rejoins you after she's done and presses a soft kiss to your head, coming to lay down behind you, draping her arm across your body. With the three of you like that, it is not long before you fall into a deep sleep, a small smile still visible on your lips.Â
You were going to ache in the morning, but right this second you couldnât find a single fuck to give.
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read part 2 here :)
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and when you scream you don't know if the sound came out , or if the scream in your head even reached your mouth
#yes i know its literally from a song about agatha trunchbull throwing british schoolchildren into a spiky closet#yes it still feels like an accurate representation of my emotional state at this time
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Okay since Iâm probably going to obsess over Rio and Agatha Iâve obviously got to start writing for them so hereâs a little quote, itâll get better trust me
Y/n watching Agatha and Rio fight from the closet
Y/n:âŚ.Am I turned on right now?
Rio licks Agathaâs hand
Y/n: hmm yeah I am
Agatha: Y/n sweetie, youâre talking out loud again and nowâs not the time, Iâm very busy here
Y/n: Well itâs hard to keep my thoughts inside when this erotic fight scene is happening in front of me!
Rio: I like your new pet Agatha, maybe we could have a play date sometime-
Y/n: Yes!
Agatha: Sheâs trying to kill me! Why are you horny?!
Y/n: Youâve tried killing me twice!
Agatha:âŚ..Oh yeah I did, but that was because you were being annoying
Y/n: I was just asking what you wanted for dinner?
Rio: Okay! Wow you two are a riot, unfortunately I canât kill you like this so Iâll have to see you soon Aggie *turns to you* Iâll definitely see you later little one
Y/n blushing: mom-
Agatha: No! Donât you dare finish that sentence, go back into the closet!
Y/n: Awwwwww but the closet is dusty
Agatha: Why am I burdened with such childish adults
Y/n: Your own fault really
#marvel#mcu#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#agatha x reader#marvel incorrect quotes
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