#Actually that would be horrifying

[patolemus]

merlin magic reveal fic where arthur asks “why didn’t you tell me?” and merlin says, mirthless smile and haunted eyes “all my dreams end in fire. fire and burning and dying”

[p0ssym1lker]

Bruce: oh how was patrol?

Danny, thinking about blob ghost: only ran into a few things

Tim, who watched Danny eat said ghosts: Danny lowkey ate em up

[exercise-of-trust]

more areas of overlap that i don't have room to edit in: unfashionably religious, significant scars, terrifying grandfather, hates killing people, fractious barons, etc etc etc

[potatoeofwisdom]

[lady-ephemeral]

I desperately, DESPERATELY wanna know what Viago’s face looks like if Crow Rook even mentions the word “Elope”

[arionaleilani]

[plaguedocboi]

We had to kick someone out of the aquarium (a grown adult man who should know better) today for throwing a sea cucumber

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Thank you. I'm sorry.

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[nonasuch]

hm. probably should unpack why I feel the need to do a funny little stand-up routine for every cab driver and call center employee I have to interact with for more than 5 minutes

in other news guess how much time I’ve spent on the phone with AAA in the last 24 hours

[smokbeast]

Me hearing will wood's laplace angel and just makes me think about the potential of sun having unhinged moments of utter RAGE if something goes really wrong or if a certain thing doesn't go his way or someone he cares about gets hurt

[seecarrun]

Eddie is a horrible, awful, absolutely despicable human being.

But in his defense, tele-therepy should be illegal for anyone as loud as Richie Tozier.

Eddie wasn’t trying to overhear Richie’s session, honest! But the laundry room is right next to Richie’s office, and when Richie wears his headphones, he has an even harder time controlling the volume of his voice than normal, allowing Eddie to hear just about everything said on Richie’s side of the conversation.

Eddie was in the process of switching over his whites from the washer to dryer when he hears him, muffled but unmistakable, in the next room.

“I mean, I can’t just tell him,” Richie says. And after a beat, totally scandalized and kind of bitchy, answers, “Uh, he could hear me?”

Eddie snorts to himself at that, tossing a pair of briefs into the dryer.

“He doesn’t,” Richie says now, matter-of-factly. “He won’t.”

Eddie tries to hurry along the process a little, beginning to feel guilty about ease-dropping, but the next thing he hears gives him pause, despite himself.

“I don’t want to ruin what we have with my stupid feelings. I just got him back, the last thing I want to do is push him away again.”

Methodically, Eddie shakes out a dress shirt, slower and quieter than usual. For….no reason.

“I’m not ‘using negative self-talk’,” Richie gasps, offended, “I’m being honest with myself, which is something you told me I need to practice in my day-to-day, Julie.”

Eddie rolls his eyes, absolutely siding with Julie on this one. Richie has the worst habit of going down doom spirals, concocting ridiculous and unfounded hypothetical scenarios to talk himself out of believing anything that could make him feel joy.

It’s infuriating, especially because Eddie knows he does the same.

“You’d understand if you met him,” Richie continues, sounding sad and almost…wistful? “There’s no way Eddie could love me back.”

Eddie immediately slams the dryer door shut and bolts from the room, not even turning the dryer on in his haste to get as far away as quickly as possible, overcome in a mixture of guilt, shock, panic, and, he flushes, excitement.

Holy shit.

[heatherfield]

Vivian "Hand Sleeves" Nightingale

The Benefits of Being My Man [x]

Bonus:

[eggcats]

Everybody Loves Vox AU: Alastor has only cracked/shattered Vox's screen once.

It was entirely by accident during their first fight after Vox upgraded from his classic CRT model into his first flatscreen.

Alastor hit him with an attack that on his CRT would only chip/crack some of his casing around his screen (easy enough for him to heal from without even needing to replace anything). Except, with the new flatscreen model with less protection around it, he shatters the screen entirely instead.

Vox is immediately almost out of the fight entirely - hardly able to see, glitching, screen rapidly cycling through error screens. Alastor is horrified and immediately ditches the fight.

(Maybe this is the "almost beat you that time" fight that Alastor ran away from? Alastor left so clearly that means he lost the fight, right?)

Every fight since Alastor has been careful not to hit anywhere near his screen or throw him in a way he'd land on it. Vox thinks he's just gotten better at protecting his face during their fights.

[kattortillas]

my favorite part of the ithaca saga is how appalled and horrified that penelope asked ody to move their bed. "how could you say this...." BRO IS MORTIFIED THAT HES FINALLY MADE IT BACK TO PENELOPE AND SHES SAID STHN LIKE THAT ITS ACTUALLY KIND OF FUNNY 😭😭😭

[nattikay]

Spider is not Jake and Neytiri’s kid and they had no obligation to act as his surrogate parents

[dootznbootz]

Do y'all ever think about how it's possible that Zeus' first verse in Thunder Bringer is about Penelope and his second is about Odysseus?

She's a "Damsel in Distress" (She's cool af, she just needs some help and misses her idiot), the suitors are prideful and hope to do what Zeus is singing about to her. Pressuring her to choose. Her "true nature" is revealed when her trickery with the shroud is found out .

The 2nd Verse about how Zeus is also the God of Justice and punishing them for the crew's crime of slaying the cattle. Odysseus saves himself to see Penelope again, meaning his crew/people will die. They died for touching Helios' cattle. Odysseus also saves himself AND Helps Penelope by killing all the suitors for their crime of flirting with/bothering Penelope and making her cry, while also bullying and eventually planning to kill his son. Many of Ithaca's men are killed for their pride too. Thinking that they're worthy of Penelope when Nobody is. Flirt with the Wife, you get the knife.

Penelope and Odysseus DO take each others' suffering away when they reunite as well. 🥹