#AVERT UR EYES

[eliza-the-hunted]

Ok I'm gonna cringepost about Dale real quick, so avert your eyes.

*Coughs*

I WANNA STEAL DALE'S SWEATER SO BAD!!!! I love the idea of stealing his sweater. I'm the dreaded clothes stealer. I am also into smells. I wonder what Dale smells like?? You know how fanfic writers always describe what someone smells like? Yeah, well, what do you think Dale's scent would be? I wanna be...ironic, and say he has a citrus smell mixed with that new money smell (fresh pressed paper??).

Anyways...I'm that gremlin. I'm the gremlin who steals sweaters and just takes a big sniff and falls asleep with it.

He can keep his boots...but his sweater is MINE. >:)

[pitgritted]

𝐃𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐓

▌ LEGAL NAME : Settrigh ▌ NICKNAMES(S) : ⟐ Beast  -  Boy  Man Bastard ⟐ Half  -  Breed ⟐ Good  Boy           ➥ [  ..  ;  ]  .windchaser  ,  .agonizedembrace  ,  .burntscars ⟐ Boss  ⟐ The  Champion  of  Qayanvi  / King of the Pit ▌ DATE OF BIRTH : ⟐ 964 an - 967 an           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] ( est. 27 y / o ) ▌ GENDER : ⟐ Cis Male  ( He / Him ) ▌ PLACE OF BIRTH : ⟐ Ionia . ▌ CURRENTLY LIVING : ⟐ Ionia .           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] Qayanvi City & Near the Port

▌ SPOKEN LANGUAGES : ⟐ Ioniish           ➥ [  ..  ;  ]  Va - Nox  ,  Shuriman  ,  Vastayan (  Navori  itself  has  a  direct  port  into  Qayanvi  City  ;  hence  the  various  languages  SETTRIGH  has  managed  to  pick  up  on  .  Including  the  brunt  of  it  from  his  Vastayan  mother  &  Noxian  father  .  His  father  -  aided  him  in  understanding  Va  -  Nox  &  the  extensive  branches  of  languages  within  Noxus  .  It  was  imperative  for  SETTRIGH  to  understand  the  dialect  to  communicate  with  them  ;  given  his  upbringing  during  the  Noxian  invasion  &  eventual  war  .  ) (  SETTRIGH  became  ever  more  fluent  now  that  he’s  taken  over  a  Noxian  ran  pit  fighting  arena  .  SETTRIGH  can  speak  in  fluent  Vastayan  tongue  on  behalf  of  his  mother  ,  who  understands  little  of  foreign  languages  ,  beyond  Va  -  Nox  ,  which  she  too  ,  is  fluent  in  .  SETTRIGH  can  speak  Shuriman  &  a  bit  of  Piltovan  given  some  use  the  relative  Noxian  language  .  ) ▌ EDUCATION : ⟐ Home - Schooled (  due  to  being  socially  excluded  or  marginalized  for  his  bastard  blood  on  both  sides  very  early  on  in  his  life  ,  SETTRIGH’s  mother  didn’t  want  to  risk  him  getting  bullied  even  more  than  what  he  currently  has  to  deal  with  just  from  other  human  boys  in  their  old  place  of  stay  in  the  village  .  SETTRIGH  lived  in  the  countryside  of  Navori  with  his  mother  ,  partially  secluded  away  from  all  the  hate  ;  knowing  the  reputation  of  an  (  Noxian  invader  /  Pit  Fighter  )  coupling  with  a  Vastaya  .  ) ▌ HAIR COLOR : ⟐ Crimson           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] Cut - short & extends to the left . At normal length , it's past his shoulders & wavy - straight like his mother . ▌ EYE COLOR : ⟐ Brown           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] Due to an overuse of Vastayan Magic / exertion , SETTRIGH's retinas & eye - color have suffered hyper - pigmentation . Now an abnormal gold / orange whirlpool . ▌ HEIGHT : ⟐ 6′4″  ( 193.04 cm ) ▌ WEIGHT : ⟐ 264 lbs

𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

▌ SIBLING(S) : ⟐ None           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] formerly had ' siblings ' in his Vastyan Clan . ▌ PARENT(S) : ⟐ Vastayan Mother           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] ( head - canon ) her name is Zaavih , single - mother raising her son . Changed Sett's name after father left ; Settrigh . ⟐ Master Bingwen           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] Father - Figure / Pit Fighting Mentor . ⟐ Unnamed Noxian Father           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] ( head - canon ) his name is Secius . Named Sett first . ( SETTRIGH remembers little of what he was called as a little boy by his father . His mother states it is reminiscent of his current Vastayan name . ) ▌ RELATIVE(S) : ⟐ Unnamed Vastayan Relatives ⟐ Unnamed Noxian Relatives ▌ CHILDREN : ⟐ None ▌ PET(S) : ⟐ None           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] Possibly would have had one had he been raised in his clan .

𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

▌ SEXUAL ORIENTATION : ⟐ Bisexual Demi-Romantic           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] Implied to be masculine leaning . ▌ RELATIONSHIP STATUS : ⟐ Verse - Dependent           ➥ [  ..  ;  ] SETTRIGH appears to remain single , but it's hinted because of his infamy as a pit - fighter sensation & accrued title , it's implied of him having partners . artwork of his placement hinted of him having female - lovers , possibly entertainers for his behalf . an unnamed woman with long black hair / dress & golden accessories . another is a tanner woman with a white dress & colorful jewelry . but he never seems to be entirely focused on his temptresses & more of the matches , if anything .

tagged by : @futureforged

tagging : @witchcraftandburialdirt , @agonizedembrace , @deathfxnds , @deathdxnces .

[holographings]

happy valentines day may all your love be monstrous and uncontainable

[aropride]

when i was in high school i had a ridiculously huge crush on my best friend in the homoerotic high school best friend way and sometimes he would let me wear his hoodies and they always had a distinct scent and i didnt know what it was but it was comforting bc it reminded me of him blah blah gay shit whatever. well im older and wiser now and well guys. it was weed. it was fucking weed. and now whenever i smell weed im pavloved into thinking about the guy i wanted to make out with when i was 15. u pass me the joint and i turn into a fruit. embarrassing

[fandom-geek]

photo taken moments before disaster

[johnslittlespoon]

hey hehe anyone remember this brainrot post?

anyway, dog coded bucky fic ch2 snippet (ʘ‿ʘ✿)

[whumpshaped]

so @oliversrarebooks' series captivated me to no end, and um. a certain. charming man mightve inspired. ..something

tw insecure ass carewhumper possibly turned whumpee??? guys i dont know, dehumanisation, human trafficking

Whumper was walking around in the auction house without much purpose or confidence. If it weren’t for the distinct red glow of their eyes or the shirt that covered up a decent part of their neck, one might’ve mistaken them for livestock, really. People paid little attention to them, and Whumper decided that was just what they wanted: a facade of social life without any of the obligations.

They barely checked on any of the thralls that were going up for sale. Most of them were mindless, anyway. Once they’d seen one, they’d seen them all.

That was, until their eyes landed upon the star of the show. And oh, a star he was.

They wanted to look away. They wanted to continue their aimless wandering, pretending they didn’t even exist, but they were rooted to the spot.

The human was dressed up in the most exquisite ball gown, but the garment didn’t even hold a candle to the wearer. He was far from mindless. His eyes were searching the crowd lazily, like he wasn’t a thing to be sold and bought, like he was the one on the prowl. Whumper almost wanted to go talk to him–

But another vampire beat them to it, stepping up to the human and making what must’ve been pleasant enough conversation, because he wouldn’t stop batting his eyelashes at her. Whumper wondered whether he’d do the exact same to them. Whether it was as practised as it looked. Whether they could earn some honesty, if they were to try their best.

The vampire woman took him by the chin, surveying him like one would a special doll for a special project; was it the right size? The right colour? The right fit for the dollhouse? Then she left like it was nothing, like she wasn’t about to think about him for the rest of the night. Maybe she wasn’t. Maybe Whumper was the odd one out.

The human said something to his vampire handler, and she gave him an amused smile. Oh, there was something so charming about everything he did, and it made no sense, he wasn’t a vampire, he wasn’t the one doing the charming, he–

Oh. He was looking straight at them now, and they were still staring like an idiot.

The human’s cocky grin widened as he looked them up and down, then tilted his head in a questioning, daring sort of way. Will you be standing there all night? Or will you come up and talk to me?

It was stupid. Why were they the one being nervous? Yet still, despite all that, their legs moved on their own, like he was pulling them on a string. They wanted to talk. They wanted to have him, really.

“I might change my mind about wanting to serve vampires, after all,” he told the woman next to him as they got closer, loud enough for them to hear every word. If their heart had been beating, it might’ve skipped a beat.

“Serve is a strong word,” Whumper muttered, nodding to the woman in greeting and receiving an encouraging smile in return. From this close, they could smell the human’s marvellous blood, yet another tether they weren’t sure they would ever be able to sever.

“Oh?” He caught their gaze, and Whumper suddenly felt like they very much wanted to be looking at something else, anything else. “Do you have a better word in mind, sir?” His voice was silky smooth, giving them all but the illusion of sincere curiosity with a teasing undertone humans weren’t meant to use, not when talking to vampires.

“I… Well, I just meant… There’s no need for such clear-cut dynamics, really,” they stammered out, and the human’s eyes flashed with intrigue.

“Isn’t there?” He was quick to adjust his demeanour, leaving behind every last trace of the faux-sweetness he’d had with the previous vampire, replaced by even more of that playful arrogance that had captivated them in the first place. “I’m but a mere thrall, sir, surely you don’t really mean that.”

“Well, if we tally it all up, I’d be providing the shelter, clothing, all the amenities, and from my understanding, more food to you than you would to me,” they explained quickly.

“And in exchange, I stay obedient and follow your every order, yes?” He paused, waiting for them to say no. Probably wanting them to say no. “That does seem like a rather clear-cut–”

“It doesn’t have to be,” they interrupted suddenly, and the human looked like a cat that got the cream.

“Well,” he said slowly, giving them another once-over. “With all due respect, sir, that sounds like a straight path to spoiling a human rotten.”

You would spoil me rotten, wouldn’t you?

Whumper swallowed, nodding a little. “I suppose it does.”

I would go hungry if you told me you disliked the feeling of fangs in your neck.

He rewarded them with an approving smile, and Whumper let out a breath they didn’t need. “I’m sure your thrall will appreciate all this leniency greatly, sir.”

[mariposahxh]

GON SAID YES TO KILLUA’S PROPOSAL !!!!

THE WHOLE DIAMOND AND SHINE BRIGHTLY STUFF??

look they even got married at the end of greed island

this is getting a little too gay for me wooo ur a goat togashi

[xinganhao]

Hiya!! Just wanted to say that I’m enjoying your svt burner account series so far!! Thank you for writing 💜

tysm for this, anon (´ ᴗ｀✿) i've warned that i'll have slow updates for svt burner accounts, but i honestly didn't anticipate it to be this slow (lmao). i have a feeling i might be doing either junhui or soonyoung's next, though! whichever comes barreling at me first, inspiration-wise xD

[kyberkombat]

flicker

(inspired by this ⬇️)

[cashmere-caveman]

the rewatch is on pause rn but i am genuinely still head in hands over mr james bond (craig edition) bc . he is the one bond that most got called jaded ruthless animalistic etc and he no doubt does possess all these qualities but at the same time he is also the one who fell in love so deeply that he quit the job that was essentially his life and then spent the next four movies trying to cope with the loss of that love

he is also the guy that had to be ordered twice to not continue giving first aid to a wounded colleague and instead leave him to die in order to pursue an attacker who would ultimately get away and when mathis got shot and was afraid to die and asked him to please stay bond cradled him in his arms and when felix died he didn't let go until he had to choose between dying holding on to his best friend's corpse and the chance of life and getting the one resposible

and his silly banter with judi dench m! that stupid dog figurine! the trust and camaraderie with q and moneypenny! the cheeky one-upping with 007 and mallory m!! the way he was ready to risk life and limb for a kid that he was told wasn't his!! him making a shitty little breakfast so the kid's mum could sleep in for a bit longer!!!

idk idk there are a lot of things to say abt james bond both as a franchise and a character but i love the craig films i love this grim butch softie who tries to be tough and above it all and then picks up his little girl's favourite stuffed animal and drags it with him the whole way up to the sky so he doesn't have to die alone in the dark

[potatobugz]

i submitted my lovely mouseboy Finnegan for the @ahatintime-oc-competition yesterday :D here is the art i drew 4 them!

for those unaware: he came from a dream i had once involving him and Snatcher But As A Bird; and i sorta just. added onto them from there. they're so sillay

[hofftrans]

cursed to lie awake at night rotating peter strahm and mark hoffman around inside my mind.

Can't stop thinking about making an AU where hoffman chickens out re the glass coffin room and just lets strahm go, being immediately rewarded w blunt force trauma as strahm knocks him out, stuffs him in the trunk of his car and just starts driving west. Two pathetic, middle aged men each fucking up the perfect opportunity to finally kill eachother and then just absolutely panicking about it and fleeing in the aftermath. Constantly paranoid that the other one is pulling off some master plan re this kidnapping but really they just spend a lot of time in shitty motels and Denny's, watching hoffmans Police Academy dvds on a little portable dvd player they get from Walmart. Visiting tiny tourist traps together and comparing eachother to the bad taxidermy in little museums

Also Hoffman spending 80% of the kidnapping/road trip thinking that strahm has some big poetic justice waiting for Mark when he gets there. Finding out later that Peter is just as fucked as he is, literally has no plan and has just been driving to the grand canyon bc he saw it on a postcard once.

[ieirisms]

falling into bed with him dulled the ache of loneliness inside of her. the same brand of loneliness that marks them both. maybe that’s why they choose each other, a band-aid over that wound of theirs that still stings from time to time.

she feels a stir of guilt after the first time, the second, and so on. but, it grows faint each time. he addresses it early on, and tells her that if he thought she was being cruel, he wouldn’t have agreed the first time, that he wouldn’t have initiated it the second time. she believes him, but she worries quietly that after this runs its course they’ll go back to how it once was; a cordial acknowledgement of an old friendship tainted by loss.

each time, nanami asks her if she would like for him to go. even after being intertwined so intimately, holding her as she shook and gasped in his arms, when he approaches her on the balcony where she smokes, he gives her space and is willing for if to be all that it is. each time, shoko tells him it’s better if he does. they don’t kiss goodbye, they only share a smile, a silent thanks for the company, for sharing in a misery they don’t speak of.

the last time they’re together, shoko asks him to stay. that night they finally reminisce and share in laughter. it silences her guilt. they’re still friends, and they’ll be closer than they were. not because they shared a bed or because she kissed him in all the places he needed, but because they finally speak of the memories that hurt and they give each other a small ounce of closure. even if it’s secondhand.

even if they don’t touch each other like they did for those several months, something better than that lasts between them. the growth of something new that she can hold onto.

[soleilnomoon]

feels like summer™ 06 — magna swing x y/n (tipsy shenanigans, nsfw)

feels like summer™ 07 — doflamingo x y/n (just doffy being obsessive & the absolute worst, nsfw)

feels like summer™ 08 — gojo x y/n (he’s not that into her, except he rly is; nsfw)

feels like summer™ 09 — killer x y/n (a lil fluff, a lil angst, a lil smut)

feels like summer™ 10 — rayleigh x y/n (rayleigh standing on business, nsfw)

feels like summer™ 11 — nami x y/n (hurt/comfort, nsfw)

feels like summer™ 12 — crocodile x y/n (soft smut™/fluff)

feels like summer™ 13 — law x y/n (romanz, hurt/comfort)

mudano naito x y/n — spoiled heiress & household manager au (angst/nsfw, request)

zoro x y/n — edgelord shenanigans (nsfw, request)

katakuri x y/n — finally reveals his face to y/n (angst/fluff???, request)

law x y/n — pregnancy (nsfw/fluff if u squint, request)

law x y/n — getting caught™ (slight angst/nsfw, request)

lucifer x y/n — just one big angst fest 💛 (angst angst babey, request)

nobara x y/n — frenemy lovers & pumpkin patch shenanigans (angst/fluff, request)

law x y/n, zoro x y/n— firsts™ headcannons (nsfw, request)

law x y/n — princess bubblegum/yandere vibes (angst, request)

zoro x y/n — jealousy pt 2, zoro’s turn (nsfw, request)

zoro x y/n — aphrodisiac pt 2 (nsfw, request)

zoro x y/n – exes angst fest to the max (angst, hurt/eventual comfort, request)

ch. 2 for all the devils are here (arranged marriage au, aki x y/n)

ch. 4 for enfin, je me revéille (college au, eren x y/n)

izou x y/n — cursed mirror au (angst, hurt/comfort, a lil horror maybe)

smoker x y/n — brat tamer (one-shot, nsfw/angst)

lady(bug) killer pt 2 — benn beckman x y/n (angst, hurt/comfort, nsfw)

vinsmoke ichiji x y/n — ficlets

nanami x y/n — modern au, mutual “unrequited” pining; estranged hs friends 2 eventual lovers (slow burn, angst, hurt/comfort, romanz).

ch 2. for papillon (yamato x y/n — enemies 2 lovers)

robin x y/n — lament pt 2

levi x erwin — misdirection pt 2

jean kirschtein x y/n — best friend’s sister au (short series)

snk/aot street racer/drrr vibez au

gojo x y/n — reality tv/competition au pt 2 (angst)

rayleigh x y/n — angst, nsfw, maybe fluff, hurt (no comfort bc i said so) series

erwin x y/n x levi — angel/demon au

sanji x y/n — rival kingdoms au

wolfwood x y/n — priest au, but make it fashion *tyra*

howl x y/n — art world au

nanami x y/n — detective/thief au (lights, camera, action); (angst angst babey, mordor, enemies 2 lovers)

niji x y/n — island gyal/city boi au

doflamingo x y/n — pastries & blue skies pt 2.

eren, jean, erwin, levi, etc. & y/n — heist au

kyouya x y/n x mudano — modern au/new neighbor, old childhood friends (but only one remembers the other)

fuegoleon x y/n, nozel x y/n — academic rivals au

[raytm]

stelle is getting sampo down on all fours ? colour him curious.