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12/21-PCW Extreme Political TV

Last Week on PCW Extreme Political TV: -Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Progressive Alliance) and Marjorie Taylor-Greene (American Patriots) get into it backstage and then… -MATCH #1: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (Progressive Alliance) vs. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (American Patriots)- no contest when Lauren Boebert (American Patriots) and Jasmine Crockett (Progressive Alliance) interfere. -Atom Splitter 3000 commercial -DOGE Commercial -PCW Champion Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland Coalition) promo. -Paul Finebaum grouses about Alabama being left out of the college football playoffs. Main Street USA confronts him and stand up for the smaller colleges leading to a match being made for the next show. -Neal Conn (American Patriots)- making foreign policy as paramount responsibility of government, seeing the need for the U.S. acting as the world’s sole superpower as indispensable to establishing and maintaining global order… cuts a promo. -MoneyMaker 3000 commercial -Last Call Funeral Parlor commercial -‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels (Progressive Alliance) cuts a promo. -MAIN EVENT-PCW TITLE: Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) © defeated Neal Conn (American Patriots) and ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels (Progressive Alliance)

Political Championship Wrestling 2024 Christmas Show Peru State Field House Peru, Nebraska Saturday December 21st, 2024

Announcers: ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave AGE: 50 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 195 HOME: Philadelphia, PA HAIR: Brown / STYLE: Like Ronnie Dunn / FACE: Goatee DRESS: Brown suit without tie

Colleen Crowder ‘Low-Level New York Times Reporter Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ AGE: 38 / HT: 5’ 5” WT: 142 HOME: New York City, NY HAIR: Black / STYLE: Curly / FACE: Narrow face with rounded jaw, turned-up nose, faint freckles, and thin lips. Bulging blue eyes, thin eyebrows. DRESS: Black pants suit

PCW Champion: Charlie Blackwell (American Heartland) Since 2/10/2024 Contenders: ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels (Progressive Alliance) Neal Conn (American Patriots) Mike the Mechanic (Main Street USA)

PCW Women’s Champion: Catherine Cline (Independent) Since 9/21/2024 Contenders: Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance) Laura Brobert (American Patriots) ‘American Girl’ Sarah Mae Smith (Main Street USA)

PCW Tag Team Champions: Starz N. Stripes and ‘The One-Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism- Since 3/3/2024 (American Patriots) Contenders: The Deplorables: Ray McAvay/’Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan (American Heartland Coalition) The Green World Order: GreenPete/’Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee (Progressive Alliance) The Sports Entertainment Corporation: Gator Bates/The Alabama Kid Bi-Partisan Dream Team: Blue Dog D/RINO Main Street USA: Ken Worth-American Trucker/Farmer John Deer Wall Street World: Kirk Walstreit/P.M.C. Banks

The Peru State Field House thrums with anticipation, a sea of red-capped heads and camouflage jackets packed into the rickety bleachers. The air is thick with the smell of popcorn and partisan fervor.

Johnny Suave’s voice booms through the arena.

Johnny Suave: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Extreme Political TV!

He pauses, savoring the thunderous applause.

Johnny Suave: I’m ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave, and boy, do we have a show for you tonight!

Suave’s co-host shifts uncomfortably in her seat, her black hair catching the glare of the spotlight. He turns to her with a smirk.

Johnny Suave: And joining me tonight is the ‘Low-Level New York Times Reporter Trying to Make a Name for Herself,’ Colleen Crowder!

Colleen forces a tight smile, her green eyes narrowing behind her glasses.

Colleen Crowder: Here we go again. Another night of pandering to the lowest common denominator.

Johnny Suave: Before we get started, I’d like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas!

Colleen visibly cringes.

Colleen Crowder: Johnny…

Her voice projects with a forced politeness.

Colleen Crowder: …perhaps we should consider using more inclusive language. Not everyone celebrates Christmas, you know.

Suave rolls his eyes dramatically, eliciting cheers from the crowd.

Johnny Suave: Oh, for crying out loud, Colleen. It’s Christmas! Lighten up!

Colleen Crowder: It’s not about lightening up. It’s about respecting diversity and-

Johnny Suave: And putting everyone to sleep. Now, let’s get to tonight’s lineup!

As Suave rattles off the evening’s matches, Colleen seethes silently.

Johnny Suave: First up, we’ve got the Green World Order! ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee and GreenPete are here to lecture us all on the evils of meat and fossil fuels!

Colleen Crowder: At least someone’s thinking about the planet.

Suave ignores her.

Johnny Suave: And in the other corner, we’ve got the Vice Squad! Al Cahall and Nic Koteen are here to promote politically incorrect personal choices!

Colleen Crowder (sarcastically): You mean they’re promoting freedom of choice.

Johnny Suave: Exactly! Then, we’ve got the big showdown between The SEC Squad with Paul Fineman and Main Street USA!

Colleen Crowder: Because nothing says ‘democracy’ like pitting Wall Street against small businesses in a wrestling match.

Johnny Suave: Nothing says ‘democracy’ like Congress ignoring the will of the people and presenting a pork-ladened spending bill right after a change election.

Colleen Crowder (sarcastically): Don’t worry. Incoming PCW CEO Elon Musk saved the day.

Johnny Suave: Oooh. Is that the new spin legacy media is throwing out now? Sounds like they didn’t learn anything after ABC had to cough up fifteen million dollars to Donald Trump.

Colleen Crowder: …

Johnny Suave: And in our main event, the annual Nakatomi Plaza Death Match!

Colleen Crowder: Ah yes, nothing says ‘Christmas spirit’ like a death match named after an action movie.

Johnny Suave: It’s called entertainment, Colleen. Maybe if you lightened up a little, you’d actually enjoy yourself for once.

Colleen Crowder: I know how to enjoy-

“WE’RE CHANGING EVERYTHING!”

Green World Order Valet: Peta from PETA HT: 5’ 8” WT: 123 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA GreenPete HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 195 / HOME: Los Angeles, CA / FIN: Harpoon (modified spear or gore) ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 192 / HOME: New York City, NY / FIN: The Juicer PeaceNick– HT: 5′ 10″ WT: 180 / HOME: Bremerton, WA / FIN: Chloroform

The crowd boos as the Green World Order come to the ring.

Colleen Crowder: This is something I will enjoy.

Johnny Suave: Oh, great. I have this strange feeling of déjà vu – like my Christmas spirit is about to get sucked right out of me.

Johnny isn’t far off. PeaceNick gets on the mic.

PeaceNick (screeching): WE’RE CHANGING EVERYTHING!

More boos.

PeaceNick: I am here to complain about the Christmas decorations because it’s insensitive to non-Christians.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Peta from PETA: How about those ax-wielding murderers deforesting our land and cutting down ‘poor, innocent pine trees’ to be used as Christmas trees. How would you like it if someone came around, chopped your feet off with an axe, drug you home, and put ornaments and lights all over you?

Random Guy in the Audience: I’m game!

Peta from PETA: Okay. That’s just sick. I demand the Christmas décor be removed.

And that brings out Colleen Crowder’s most favorite person…

Johnny Suave: And here we go… PCW owner Dawn McGill!

Colleen Crowder: Swell.

Dawn walks out in a festive way sporting a sexy Santa outfit complete with a mistletoe necklace and green and red fishnet stockings. The crowd bows down and chants: “We’re not worthy!”

Dawn McGill: Hey GWO. If you don’t like the decorations, there’s the door and don’t let it hit your ass when you leave.

She receives a standing ovation from the crowd. This infuriates Peta.

Peta from PETA: You need to take down all the Christmas decorations… or else.

Dawn McGill: I’m sorry, are you threatening me?

Brock Cole Lee: The Christmas decorations are offensive to people who are not Christians and I demand you remove the offensive display immediately.

Dawn McGill: No.

Peta from PETA: Then you’ve left the GWO with no other recourse.

She jumps Dawn and wraps a garland around her neck.

Colleen Crowder: It’s an early Christmas present!

Johnny Suave: The GWO have attacked Dawn McGIll!

The crowd unloads on the GWO until help comes out.

Johnny Suave: WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT?

Colleen Crowder: Aw… not these guys.

It’s the return of the Vice Squad- promoting Politically Incorrect Personal Choices since 2005– who charge the ring looking for a fight.

The Vice Squad Al Cahall HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 212 / HOME: Memphis, TN Nic Koteen HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 175 / HOME: Tampa, FL Dave Hibachi HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 265 / HOME: Oak Ridge, IN MGR: General DeBauchery

Johnny Suave: HERE WE GO! THERE’S A REFEREE IN THE RING AND WE HAVE A MATCH!

MATCH #1: THE VICE SQUAD: Nic Koteen, Al Cahall and Dave Hibachi vs. THE GREEN WORLD ORDER: GreenPete and Brock Cole Lee and PeaceNick Nic Koteen throws a toy box full of weapons into the ring.

Johnny Suave: Al Cahall and GreenPete will start. Peta continues to choke out Dawn with the garland.

Hibachi and Lee brawl on the outside and Koteen opens the toy box. In the ring…

Johnny Suave: GreenPete takes control with an elbow drop and a dropkick. Cahall hits a reverse DDT on GreenPete.

Koteen grabs some lights out of the toy box and wraps a strand around Brock Cole Lee’s neck which allows Cahall to deliver a couple of swift kicks to the Extreme Vegan.

Johnny Suave: Hibachi double clotheslines PeaceNick and GreenPete.

Colleen Crowder: Boo! Come on GWO!

The crowd pops when Hibachi empties out the toy box and dumps the box over PeaceNick’s head.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

GreenPete picks up a chair and tries to crush it over Hibachi’s head but Hibachi grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him through the bellkeeper’s table.

Colleen Crowder: Ugh.

Koteen puts the remnants of the toy box over Brock Cole Lee’s head and DDT’s him.

Johnny Suave: DDT by Koteen and now he wraps his fist full of Christmas lights.

Colleen Crowder: Oh no…

Johnny Suave: Koteen to the top rope… HE DIVES ON TOP OF LEE!

Koteen crushes the glass lights in Lee’s forehead.

Colleen Crowder: There is NO need for that!

Johnny Suave: WAIT! HERE COMES GREENPETE!

GreenPete slingshots himself out of the ring and lands on Koteen. GreenPete tries to free Brock Cole Lee. Cahall climbs the top turnbuckle and leaps down on GreenPete – Lee goes at Koteen.

Johnny Suave: IT’S ALL CHAOS NOW!

Dawn escapes and punches Peta from PETA.

Johnny Suave: McGill gets away from Peta and…

She puts Peta over her knee and begins to spank her.

Johnny Suave: …and that’s long overdue!

Peta: THAT’S CORPORAL PUNISHMENT! YOU CAN’T DO THAT! IT’S ILLEGAL!

Johnny Suave: Brock Cole Lee staggers back into the ring. Koteen and Cahall attack GreenPete, but PeaceNick picks up a steel-folding chair… wait, what is he doing?

*WHACK*

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP! PeaceNick takes both of them out in a violent…

Colleen Crowder: …but in the most non-violent way possible.

PeaceNick does condemn himself afterward.

Johnny Suave: Lee covers Cahall. One. Two. NO! DAVE HIBACHI MAKES THE SAVE! NOW HIBACHI’S CHOKING LEE FROM BEHIND!

Colleen Crowder: How is that legal?

Lee staggers backward and falls into the corner turnbuckle- squashing Hibachi in the process.

Colleen Crowder: At least something good came of it.

Johnny Suave: Now, PeaceNick moves to cover Cahall himself. One… two… Koteen makes the save.

*WHACK*

Johnny Suave: GreenPete waffles Koteen with a steel chair. But WAIT!

*WHAP*

Cahall missile dropkicks the chair into GreenPete’s face.

Colleen Crowder: How is that legal?

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Everyone is down in the ring

Johnny Suave: Who will get up first.

Peta from PETA hops in the ring and kicks Cahall in the balls.

Colleen Crowder: That’s it, Peta!

Johnny Suave It probably won’t be Al Cahall.

Nic Koteen rises from the deck and flies across the ring to knock her out of the ring. Peta hits the steel barricade hard.

Peta from PETA: Ow…

Colleen Crowder: That was not called for.

Johnny Suave: GreenPete then gets up and grabs an arm wrench on Koteen. GreenPete takes Koteen to the corner, reversal and…

*SLAP*

Johnny Suave: …OOH, chops by Koteen.

Koteen steps back and cuts down GreenPete.

Johnny Suave: Clothesline by Koteen… now a leg drop by Koteen. Kick to the gut to Koteen followed by punches. Brock Cole Lee starts to pull himself up.

Colleen Crowder: Come on Brock! Get up!

Johnny Suave: GreenPete catapults Koteen towards Lee but Hibachi jumps on Lee’s back and chokes him.

Lee spins around wildly.

Johnny Suave: Cahall pulls GreenPete and slings him through the ropes out of the ring. Hibachi holds on for dear life as Lee desperately tries to get him off his back.

Colleen Crowder: Get him off Brock Cole Lee. That’s a choke!

Johnny Suave: GreenPete climbs back in and gets caught in a drop-toe hold by Cahall. Koteen then hits a cross body.

Brock Cole Lee now down to his knees.

Johnny Suave: Lee’s fading fast.

Lee topples face-first to the canvas.

Colleen Crowder: NOOOO!

Johnny Suave: The referee’s checking.

The referee lifts Lee’s arm up and it flops back to the ground.

Crowd: One.

The ref lifts Lee’s up again. It goes back down.

Crowd: Two!

Johnny Suave: GreenPete tries to get to Hibachi but Cahall holds on for dear life.

The referee lifts Lee’s arm again. It plummets back down. The referee calls for the bell.

Johnny Suave: That’s it!

Ring announcer Kimber Marshall climbs into the ring to render the final decision.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at seven minutes and forty-one seconds… THE VICE SQUAD!

Koteen, Cahall, Hibachi, and General DeBauchery celebrate. Christmas music plays. Everyone toasts each other and guzzles down some Christmas egg-nog.

Johnny Suave’s voice booms through the arena as the crowd goes wild.

Johnny Suave: We’ll be right back after these messages from our sponsors!

***

The Dave Ramsey Show Announcer Guy: Next time on the Dave Ramsey Show…

The familiar jingle of the Dave Ramsey show fills the air. There they are: Chuck Schumer and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, looking as out of place as vegans at a barbecue competition.

Dave Ramsey’s voice cuts through the awkward silence.

Dave Ramsey: Alright, folks, today we have two very special guests who need some serious financial advice. Chuck, AOC, let’s start with the basics. What’s your monthly budget look like?

Schumer clears his throat.

Chuck Schumer: Well, Dave, as a senator, I believe in investing in America’s future. We can’t put a price tag on progress.

Ramsey’s eyebrows shoot up.

Dave Ramsey: So… you don’t have a budget?

Chuck Schumer: No. We’ve been spending tax dollars via continuing resolutions.

When Congress and the president fail to agree on and pass one or more of the regular appropriations bills, a continuing resolution can be passed instead. A continuing resolution continues the pre-existing appropriations at the same levels as the previous fiscal year (or with minor modifications) for a set amount of time. Continuing resolutions typically provide funding at a rate or formula based on the previous year’s funding.

Dave Ramsey: Or you’re just kicking the can down the road for someone else to deal with.

AOC jumps in, her voice passionate.

AOC: Budgets are just a tool of the capitalist patriarchy to keep the working class down. We need to think bigger!”

Ramsey, visibly flustered, tries again.

Dave Ramsey: Okay, let’s try something simpler. If you have $100 and you spend $150, what happens?

Schumer and AOC exchange confused glances. Schumer attempts an answer.

Chuck Schumer: We… stimulate the economy?

AOC nods vigorously.

AOC: Exactly! It’s all about circulation of wealth!

Ramsey puts his head in his hands.

Dave Ramsey: No, no, no! You go into debt! You can’t spend money you don’t have! That’s why the national debt is now approaching thirty-five trillion dollars. Spending trillions of dollars more than you take in is a bad idea.

Both Schumer and AOC look at him with blank expressions.

Dave Ramsey: Wow.

***

A DOGE Commercial The screen fades to black, then a rugged American landscape appears.

Booming Announcer Guy: In a world of bloated bureaucracy…

Elon Musk’s face fills the frame, wind tousling his hair as he stands atop a rocky outcrop.

Elon Musk: America needs a leaner, meaner government machine.

Cut to Vivek Ramaswamy, striding purposefully across the Washington Mall.

Vivek Ramaswamy: That’s why we’ve created DOGE – the Department of Government Efficiency.

A montage flashes by: stacks of papers being shredded, computers shutting down, “CLOSED” signs appearing on agency doors.

Musk, now behind the wheel of a cybertruck, grins.

Elon Musk: We’re trimming the fat and cutting the red tape.

Ramaswamy, seated beside him, adds…

Vivek Ramaswamy: And we’re doing it faster than you can say ‘balanced budget.’

The truck careens through D.C., leaving bewildered bureaucrats in its wake. Musk thinks, This is even more fun than Twitter.

Vivek Ramaswamy: With DOGE, we’re not just making government smaller. We’re making it work for you.

The cybertruck screeches to a halt before the Capitol. Both men leap out, striding towards the building with purpose.

Musk turns to the camera.

Elon Musk: Because in Trump’s America, efficiency isn’t just a buzzword.

Vivek Ramaswamy: It’s a way of life.

As they reach the steps, Musk can’t help but smirk. Who knew government work could be this entertaining?

The screen fades to black, revealing the DOGE logo – a Shiba Inu wearing a red “Make America Great Again” hat.

***

Back from commercial…

Colleen Crowder Interviews The Guild of Low-Level Journalists Trying to Make a Name for Themselves The crowd’s roar fades as Colleen Crowder adjusts her glasses, a glint of ambition in her green eyes. She leans forward, microphone in hand, addressing her fellow journalists who’ve joined her at the broadcast table.

Colleen Crowder: Welcome, esteemed colleagues of the legacy media. Let’s cut to the chase. Who’s really pulling the strings in PCW these days?”

Sharon Johns from CNN jumps in, her ponytail swinging as she speaks.

Sharon Johns: It’s clear as day, Colleen. Elon Musk is the puppet master, and Trump’s just dancing to his tune.

Hallie Reed from MSNBC chimes in.

Hallie Reed: Absolutely. Our sources indicate Musk’s tweets are basically executive orders at this point.

Doug Miles of the Washington Post also adds.

Doug Miles: And let’s not forget, Musk’s takeover of Twitter gives him unprecedented control over the flow of information. I concur with my esteemed colleagues. Musk’s influence is a clear and present danger to democracy.

But then…

Man’s Voice: Hold on there…

Johnny Suave: Wait! That’s Scott Jennings… CNN’s conservative pundit!

Scott Jennings: A real CNN pundit. (to the Guild) Who’s the CEO of PCW right now? It’s Joe Biden right?

Colleen’s eyes narrow.

Colleen Crowder: Scott, you’re missing the point-

But Jennings presses on.

Scott Jennings: Yes… it is Joe Biden, who we rarely hear from, of whom The Wall Street Journal reported has been diminished for the last four years, and we’ve had unelected people running things, apparently.

The Guild all exchange anxious glances with each other.

Scott Jennings: If that is what they’re worried about, if they’re worried about people who aren’t Donald Trump, you know, running things or having influence, I wonder where they’ve been the last four years.

Suave finally joins in.

Johnny Suave: And correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t the Progressive Alliance just fine with billionaires Soros, Gates, Buffett, and Zuckerberg throwing their weight around? What makes Musk different?

The Guild members exchange nervous glances, their carefully constructed narrative teetering.

Colleen Crowder: That’s not the-

Johnny Suave: Hold on! We need to cut away to a special edition of ‘How Dare You?’

Colleen and the rest of the Guild become indignant.

Colleen Crowder: WHAT? You’re cutting us off for-

Eva McAvay’s “How Dare You?” The camera cuts abruptly to a miniature podium emblazoned with the words “How Dare You?” in bold red letters. Behind it stands nine-year-old Eva McAvay, her piercing eyes blazing with righteous fury as she glares directly into the camera.

Eva McAvay: How dare you?

Eva’s small frame trembles with indignation. She slams her fist on the podium, causing it to wobble precariously.

Eva McAvay: Progressive Alliance… American Patriots… you have betrayed the American people once again!

Eva’s mind races, fueled by a mix of anger and disappointment.

Eva McAvay: These politicians never learn, do they? They’re like spoiled children refusing to clean their room… not that I would know anything about that… but…

She quickly moves on.

Eva McAvay: …a month and a half ago, Donald Trump defeated Kamala Harris with a vow to drain the swamp, to put an end to wasteful spending.

Eva’s voice rises, her blonde hair whipping around her face as she gestures forcefully.

Eva McAvay: And what do you do? You try to sneak through a pork-laden continuing resolution!

She pauses, her chest heaving with emotion. The studio lights glint off the determination in her eyes.

Eva McAvay: To the Progressive Alliance and the American Patriots, I say this: You are not patriots. You are not progressive. You are parasites, feeding off the hard work of everyday Americans!

Eva’s thoughts turn to her mother, Dawn. She knows Dawn might not approve of her harsh words, but sometimes the truth needs to be spoken, no matter how uncomfortable.

Eva McAvay: The people demanded change. They demanded fiscal responsibility. And you… you dare to ignore them?

She leans forward, her small hands gripping the edges of the podium.

Eva McAvay: Well, I won’t be ignored. The American people won’t be ignored. We see through your games, your backroom deals, your empty promises.

In her mind, Eva pictures the corridors of power in Washington, filled with smug politicians patting themselves on the back. It makes her blood boil.

Eva McAvay: So I ask you again, Congress…

Eva’s voice builds to a crescendo, her face flushed with passion.

Eva McAvay: HOW DARE YOU?

The final words echo through the studio as Eva glares defiantly into the camera, daring anyone to challenge her righteous anger.

***

Commercial Break A fast-paced commercial jingle plays…

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Camera pans across a dorm room where a scrawny college student with wild hair and thick glasses stands proudly next to a bizarre contraption

Genius College Student: Hi, I’m Devin, and I’ve solved the financial crisis with science!

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Montage of people using the MoneyMaker 3000.

Announcer Guy:��Watch as Susan pays off her student loans with freshly printed cash! See Tom buy a yacht with crisp bills straight from the machine! Marvel at little Timmy becoming the richest kid on the playground!

Genius College Student: If the Fed can do it, why can’t we?

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Scene of a man swimming in a pool filled with money.

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Suddenly, loud banging is heard.

FBI Agent: FBI! Open up!

Genius College Student [panicking]: Oh no, they’ve found me!

Doors burst open, agents rush in.

Announcer Guy [speaking rapidly]: The MoneyMaker 3000 is not approved by any government agency. Use at your own risk. Side effects may include hyperinflation, economic collapse, and federal prison time. Batteries not included.

Agents handcuff the student.

Genius College Student [being dragged away]: You can’t stop the financial revolution!

Announcer Guy: MoneyMaker 3000 – because why should the government have all the fun?

Commercial abruptly ends with static…

***

Back from commercial…

Johnny Suave: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event!

MAIN EVENT: The SEC Squad (The Alabama Kid and Gator Bates w/Brice Brantley and Paul Finebaum) vs. Main Street USA (Farmer John Deer and Ken Worth-American Trucker w/Tequila Sheila) Kimber Marshall struts to the center of the ring, her long legs accentuated by her glittering outfit. She raises the microphone, her voice filled with excitement.

Kimber Marshall: Making their way to the ring, representing the heart and soul of America, Main Street USA!

The twang of country music fills the air as Farmer John Deer and Ken Worth emerge from behind the curtain, led by the vivacious Tequila Sheila. John’s weathered hands wave to the crowd, while Ken’s eyes scan the arena, taking in the sea of fans.

Kimber Marshall: From Redwood Falls, Minnesota, standing 6’3″ and weighing in at 265 pounds, Farmer John Deer!

John flexes his muscular arms, built from years of hard work on the farm.

Kimber Marshall: And his partner, from Gary, Indiana, standing 6’2″ and weighing 225 pounds, Ken Worth, the American Trucker!

Ken adjusts his trucker cap, a smile playing on his lips as he hears the cheers.

As Main Street USA settles into their corner, Kimber’s voice rises again.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents, The SEC Squad!

A chorus of boos erupts as Gator Bates and The Alabama Kid swagger onto the stage, flanked by Brice Brantley and Paul Finebaum. The SEC Squad’s entrance music, a mashup of “Sweet Home Alabama” and the Florida Gators’ fight song, blares through the speakers.

Finebaum grabs the microphone, his face twisted in a sneer.

Paul Finebaum: Well, well, well. Look what we have here. A couple of hayseeds thinking they can step into the ring with the SEC’s finest.

He pauses, reveling in the crowd’s hostility.

Paul Finebaum: Let me tell you something. Indiana, SMU, Clemson- they’re all frauds who had no business being in the playoffs ahead of Alabama.

Johnny Suave leans into his microphone.

Johnny Suave: Strong words from Finebaum. Of course, you could make the same claim about Tennessee who looked completely hopeless against Ohio State. Colleen, what do you make of this?

Colleen Crowder adjusts her glasses, her voice full of sarcasm.

Colleen Crowder: Oh, I’m sure his completely unbiased opinion has nothing to do with his SEC loyalties, Johnny.

Paul Finebaum: Tennessee? They’re not frauds. They’re an SEC team and Ohio State was obviously motivated by their loss to Michigan.

He points at John and Ken.

Paul Finebaum: And just like we exposed those frauds, we’re going to show everyone what happens when you mess with the SEC!

As The SEC Squad charges towards the ring, John Deer cracks his knuckles, a determined glint in his eye.

Farmer John Deer: Ken, looks like these city slickers need a lesson in good ol’ fashioned farm boy strength.

Ken nods, a grin spreading across his face.

Ken Worth: Aye, John. Time to show ’em what the heartland’s made of. Let’s plow these fields!

The bell rings, and the match begins, with Main Street USA ready to prove that the backbone of America can stand up to anyone – even the mighty SEC.

Johnny Suave: Here we go! The Alabama Kid and Gator Bates explode into the ring and their eyes are wild with SEC fury. Brice Brantley, the SEC’s enforcer, is hot on their heels. It’s a three-on-two brawl, fists flying faster than corn prices during a drought.

John Deer takes a hard right from Gator Bates, his weathered face contorting. Ken Worth catches an elbow from The Alabama Kid, stumbling back.

Johnny Suave: The SEC Squad is overwhelming Main Street USA! But wait… IT’S AVERAGE JOE!

Average Joe bursts from the stage, a blue-collar blur racing to even the odds. He slides into the ring, immediately clotheslining Brantley.

Ken Worth: Now we’ve got ourselves a fair fight!

The referee finally manages to restore order, shooing the extra combatants out of the ring.

Johnny Suave: John Deer and The Alabama Kid square off, now circling each other like two bulls in a field.

The Alabama Kid lunges, attempting a spinebuster, but John twists away, years of farm work paying off in raw strength and agility.

Johnny Suave: Deer escapes what could have been a devastating move!

Colleen Crowder: Unlike escaping crushing student loan debt.

The match intensifies, a whirlwind of rural grit versus SEC bravado. It’s anyone’s game as Main Street USA fights to prove they’re no pushovers in this political wrestling arena.

Johnny Suave: The Alabama Kid’s going for a backsplash… NO! He meets nothing but John Deer’s raised knees.

There’s a collective gasp from the crowd. Deer seizes the moment, his farmer’s strength on full display as he hoists The Alabama Kid for a thunderous Blue Thunder Bomb.

Johnny Suave: HUGE MOVE BY DEER! HE COVERS!

“One! Two!” The referee’s hand slaps the mat, but The Alabama Kid kicks out at the last second.

Johnny Suave: NO! Deer nearly had it there! The heartland’s showing it’s got some fight left!

Paul Finebaum, at ringside, scowls, his face a picture of SEC indignation.

Johnny Suave: A flurry of tags brings Gator Bates and Ken Worth into the fray.

Bates immediately goes on the offensive, his moves as quick and unpredictable as Florida weather.

Johnny Suave: Bates is cleaning house! Gator executes a running powerslam on Worth… he turns and plants Farmer John Deer with another.

Bates attempts a spinebuster on Worth, but John Deer, seeing his partner in trouble, shoves Bates onto the cover, breaking it up. That brings in the other two and it’s a free-for-all.

Johnny Suave: The ring erupts into chaos! All four men trading blows back and forth!

The crowd roars as Bates’ massive arm connects with Deer’s chest, sending the farmer flying over the top rope and crashing to the floor. The sickening thud of flesh meeting concrete echoes through the arena.

Johnny Suave: Oh my God! Deer just got clotheslined into next week!

Colleen Crowder: Actually, Johnny, that kind of violent imagery might be triggering for some viewers. Perhaps we could use a less aggressive metaphor?

Suave rolls his eyes.

Johnny Suave: Sure, Colleen. Deer just got gently escorted to the floor via Bates’ arm. Better?

Inside the ring, The Alabama Kid stalks Worth, who’s struggling to his feet in the corner. The trucker’s eyes are glazed, his movements sluggish. But before Worth can steady himself, The Alabama Kid charges, driving his forearm into Worth’s face with a sickening crunch.

Johnny Suave: The Alabama Kid just rearranged Worth’s facial features!

Crowder winces.

Colleen Crowder: That’s a bit graphic, Johnny. Maybe we could say he ‘adjusted’ Worth’s features?

The Alabama Kid doesn’t waste a second.

Johnny Suave: The Alabama Kid grabs Worth by the head, lifts him high, and drives him down with The Crimson Tide. This is it!

The Alabama Kid goes for the cover.

The referee’s hand slaps the mat. “One!”

“Two!”

The crowd is on its feet, a mix of cheers and boos filling the air.

“Three!”

The bell rings, and Kimber Marshall steps back into the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Here are your winners… The SEC Squad!

Paul Finebaum snatches the microphone, his face twisted in a smug grin.

Paul Finebaum: Ladies and gentlemen, what you’ve just witnessed is the utter destruction of fraud. Main Street USA thought they could compete with the SEC? Ha! This is what happens when you step to the big leagues, folks. The SEC doesn’t just win; we dominate!

Johnny Suave: Well, folks, it looks like the SEC Squad has made their point in emphatic fashion!

Crowder sighs.

Colleen Crowder: While I don’t condone violence as a means of proving superiority, it’s clear the SEC Squad came prepared tonight.

As Finebaum continues his tirade, Worth rolls to his side, spitting blood. His eyes lock with Deer’s across the ring, a silent promise passing between them. This isn’t over. Not by a long shot.

The Alabama Kid, seething with SEC pride, grabs Ken Worth and spikes him with a second Crimson Tide.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

The crowd gasps as Worth’s body goes limp.

Johnny Suave: That man has a family!

Outside the ring, Gator Bates stalks John Deer like a predator in the Everglades. With lightning speed, he locks Deer in the Gator Chomp, the farmer’s face contorting in agony.

Brice Brantley, the SEC Enforcer, grabs Average Joe by the throat. With a roar that would make a Georgia Bulldog proud, Brantley chokeslams Joe onto the unforgiving floor.

Johnny Suave: This is a travesty! Where’s the referee? Where’s security?

Colleen Crowder: Ask Elon Musk. He seems to be the one running things.

The SEC Squad continues their relentless assault, the beatdown in full swing. John Deer, despite his impressive frame, is doubled over in pain. Ken Worth lies motionless in the ring. Average Joe doesn’t stir on the arena floor.

Suddenly, the opening chords of “Do You Hear the People Sing?” blare through the speakers. The crowd erupts as Ray McAvay, William Daniels Bryan, and PCW Champion Charlie Blackwell sprint down the ramp.

Johnny Suave: IT’S THE DEPLORABLES! The American Heartland Coalition is here to make the save!”

Charlie Blackwell, his face a mask of Texas fury, slides into the ring and immediately clotheslines The Alabama Kid. William Daniels Bryan, righteousness radiating from every pore, tackles Gator Bates off John Deer, and Ray McAvay low blows Brantley and slaps on the Dragon Sleeper.

Johnny Suave: The tide has turned!

The Peru State Field House is electric with the roar of the crowd as the SEC retreats.

Johnny Suave: That usually would do it for this week’s PCW Extreme Political TV. But… we are going to go back in time to 2019 for a special Christmas attraction match… the Nakatomi Towers Death Match that took place between the Island of Misfit Wrestlers… Rah and Halitosis… versus The Professional Bad Guys… Hans Grueber and Carl Vreski. Merry Christmas everyone and enjoy.

SPECIAL CHRISTMAS ATTRACTION/NON-TITLE-NAKATOMI TOWERS DEATH MATCH: PCW Tag Team Champions The Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis vs. The Professional Bad Guys: Hans Grueber and Carl Vreski

Marshall raises the microphone to her mouth and gets the program underway.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to our main event.

She pauses as the crowd cheers.

Kimber Marshall: This match will be a one fall…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: …Nakatomi Towers Death Match.

The camera pans over to the two German wrestlers warming up in their corner – sneering at the ring announcer.

Kimber Marshall: Introducing first already in the ring, The Professional Bad Guys – Hans Grueber and Carl Vreski.

Grueber and Vreski huddle and scheme in their corner. Grueber wears a suit. Vreski, a black zip up top and pants.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents…

Slinking out onto the stage in a gold one piece strapless mini-dress, gold high heel shoes, copious makeup on her face, a Santa hat with a piece of mistletoe on the top worn over her teased platinum hair right out of the 1980’s, and bright red lipstick on her lips, Dawn McGill struts her way down the ramp and stops intermittently to pose for the fans.

Kimber Marshall: …led to the ring by PCW Owner Dawn McGill…

Three quarters of the way down, someone in the crowd holds up a bouquet of flowers that catches her attention. She points to the fan with the sign and walks over to the guardrail. The fan, who appears to be an older middle aged man, meets her. Dawn smiles, grabs the side of his face with both hands, and plants a full mouth, no holds barred kiss on the surprised man.

Once the kiss ends, McGill- lipstick slightly smeared on her face, giggles as she backs away from the man- his face also smeared with red lipstick, and continues on towards the ring.

A rumbling bass line plays over the sound system leading into the beginning of The Call’s ‘Let the Day Begin.’

Halitosis saunters out on the ramp dressed in a plain black t-shirt, jeans, and wrestling shoes.

Halitosis

Kimber Marshall: …hailing from the Island of Misfit Wrestlers. Weighing in tonight at one hundred ninety-five pounds, ladies and gentlemen- ‘The Luchador with Insanely Poor Oral Hygiene’…HALITOSIS!

“Here’s to the teachers in the crowded rooms Here’s to the workers in the fields Here’s to the preachers of the sacred words Here’s to the drivers at the wheel…”

Halitosis pumps his first in the air and then starts down the ramp towards the ring. He slap people’s hands along the way and then says hello to a young fan in the front row- the fan promptly collapses when he get a whiff of his breath.

“Here’s to you My little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin…”

Halitosis then moves on to the next one. He says hello. The fan gets a blast of his breath and falls to the ground.

He continues on to greet the fans along the way- oblivious to the carnage he leaves behind.

“Here’s to you My little loves with blessings from above Now let the day begin let the day begin let the day…start!”

Halitosis reaches the ring area and continues to greet people around the front row. Again, they all pass out once they get downwind of his breath and soon, the scene looks like a set of dominos falling over as she goes around the perimeter. He climbs up on the ring apron and leaps over the top rope into the ring.

Halitosis goes to shake the ring announcer’s hand but finds that she’s bolted to the other side of the ring to keep a safe distance away. Shrugging his shoulders, Halitosis looks out over the ropes and raises his arms in the air.

Kimber Marshall: And his partner, from-

Marshall is interrupted by a man dressed in an expensive suit and bow-tie who’s just climbed into the ring. He elbows Kimber out of the way and gestures for her to take a temporary powder because he’s the one who’s been given the honor and privilege of introducing a living deity.

Over the loudspeaker, a buzzing synth sound replaces The Call.

Announcer Guy (in a voice not unlike Michael Buffer): Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you the almost universally-worshipped king of the sun gods of all creation. He commands the chariot that rode across the sky during the day. He is the great, fiery globe in the sky, a welcome, nurturing presence to honor the season. He is the inspiration for those who would throw virgins into the gaping maw of a volcano – perhaps an Icelandic volcano – even though such shenanigans haven’t been acceptable since the 1950s. And just for your reference, he is, for 33 years in a row, proven to be one of UC San Diego‘s most enduring traditions in the Sun God festival- an all-day music festival celebrated by more than 20,000 students, alumni and friends. But that’s not important.

The lights turn off and a small spotlight illuminates the ramp where ten former Arizona State sorority sisters, turned followers of Rah, pose on the ramp and are oblivious to anything else going on around them. Why? Because they’re too busy taking selfies of themselves on their cell phones and then texting them onto their twitter accounts.

Two large, hulking men carry out a golden sedan chair holding a six foot eight inch, two hundred and eighty pound man dressed in long flowing robes inside. Rah is tanned, he’s rested, and as the girls continue to make obnoxious faces, duck face expression, and taking copious amounts of selfies.

Announcer Guy: Either way, you should thank your lucky stars and kiss his royal ass for gracing you with his presence here tonight. I give to you…the reason the Earth doesn‘t float away in the vastness of space…the reason for the invention of sunglasses because your face would melt like in Raiders of the Lost Ark if you gaze upon him…ladies and gentlemen…bow down before the Sunshine God…

McGill breaks character and rolls her eyes at Rah’s overly elaborate entrance.

Announcer Guy: …RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The procession stops at the ring steps. Rah climbs out of his golden sedan chair and is immediately barraged with flashing lights. The former sorority girls keep taking selfie after selfie all around him.

Blinking his eyes to clear his vision, Rah somehow finds his way into the ring.

Kimber rips the microphone back from Rah’s announcer guy.

Johnny Suave: All right. The Island of Misfit Wrestlers versus The Professional Bad Guys in this Nakatomi Plaza Death Match. Colleen? Any comment?

Colleen Crowder: No.

The bell sounds.

Johnny Suave: Here we go. Halitosis and Vreski circle and tie up. They go around and around. Vreski pushes Halitosis into a corner. Halitosis turns it around. Referee Davey Keels calls for a break.

Vreski lets up – but then fires a right hand. Halitosis dodges the sucker punch and dropkicks him back into the corner!

Johnny Suave: Vreski tried to get away with one but Halitosis sniffed it out.

Colleen Crowder: Much like whenever Halitosis opens his mouth he’s easy to sniff out.

Johnny Suave: Halitosis drives his shoulder into Vreski’s mid-section and then climbs up to rain down right hands. Keels starts a count.

Keels counts to four and Halitosis backs away.

Johnny Suave: Halitosis wants the elbow but Vreski pushes him away and kicks low. Vreski headlocks and rips at the eyes. Halitosis slips out but Vreski runs him over.

Faster now, Halitosis hurdles Vreski and hits the spinning powerslam! Cover…one…Grueber in with a double ax handle and Vreski gets away. Doubleteam beatdown by the Grueber and Vreski and fans boo. Halitosis throws himself to the deck and rolls to the corner to tag in Rah. Grueber says he’s not afraid of the big man and tags in.

Johnny Suave: Grueber says he’s not he’s not afraid of Rah. We’ll see about that.

Colleen Crowder: Rah’s breath doesn’t stink to high heaven. Hans is going to be okay.

Rah ties up with Grueber and powers him to a corner.

Johnny Suave: Grueber runs the ropes but Rah runs him over. Grueber goes low with an uppercut that slows the Sunshine God down. Grueber whips – Rah reverses. Grueber dodges but Vreski has a baseball bat and takes a swipe at Rah.

Grueber tags Vreski in.

Johnny Suave: Vreski takes the bat and goes to swin-… NO! Dawn McGill slips out of sports entertainment babe mode and goes into the ring and grabs the bat!

There’s a bit of a tussle – McGill wins and throws the bat out of the ring. Vreski takes a wild swing at her – McGill ducks and Rah wipes Vreski out with a belly to back suplex.

Johnny Suave: Vreski was too focused on McGill and Rah took him down.

McGill slips back into sports entertainment eye candy mode and blows Vreski a kiss before she exits the ring.

Johnny Suave: Rah tags Halitosis back in. Halitosis starts with a waistlock and moves to a headlock on Vreski. Vreski powers out and sends Halitosis into the ropes. He dodges him on the return and…

*BLAM*

Johnny Suave: Halitosis runs right into a steel chair from Grueber! Fireman’s carry by Vreski into a Jackhammer slam. Cover…one…two…Halitosis kicks out.

Halitosis back up. Vreski with a waistlock – lift- SPINEBUSTER!

Johnny Suave: Cover! One…two…Rah in and makes the save.

*BLAM*

Grueber clobbers Rah with a the chair. Grueber and Vreski send Rah over the top rope to the floor. Grueber slides out and pulls something out from underneath the ring. It’s an eight foot by four foot piece of glass.

Johnny Suave: What the hell is he doing?

Colleen Crowder: What he’s doing is setting up the piece of glass in the corner and motioning Vreski to do something with it.

Vreski doesn’t quite understand what Grueber wants him to do and shrugs.

Grueber again motions to the glass- Vreski still doesn’t know what he’s got in mind. He shrugs again.

Now agitated, Greuber makes an exaggerated motion pointing at the glass.

Again, Vreski doesn’t quite get it.

Finally…

Hans Grueber: SHOOT…THE GLASS!

Grueber positions Halitosis in front of the glass. Vreski finally gets it.

Carl Vreski: Ohhhhhhhh!

Vreski rushes forward and spears Halitosis right through it, sending glass flying all over the place.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Crowd: HOLY *BLEEP*…HOLY *BLEEP*

Johnny Suave: Hey, that’s Laura Bergman looking on. She’s Halitosis’s wife.

Joe is bleeding. So is Vreski. He exits the ring to check under the ring apron and pull out a chain.

Johnny Suave: Now Vreski has a chain.

Vreski returns to the ring and blasts Halitosis with it. Halitosis collapses to the mat.

Johnny Suave: Vreski wraps the chain around his neck and goes to choke him out.

Vreski then rolls over Halitosis for the pinfall. But there’s no count. Why?

Johnny Suave: Dawn McGill is making out with referee Davey Keels in the corner. That’s some powerful mistletoe he must be using.

The camera zooms in on the Santa hat Keels is wearing- complete with mistletoe.

Johnny Suave: Can I get some of that?

Rah yanks Vreski off Halitosis.

*WHACK*

Johnny Suave: Dawn McGill slipped into the ring and filets Vreski with a Singapore cane.

Vreski spins around and…

*WHACK*

…gets nailed a second time. He’s now bleeding from the forehead from the caneshots. Halitosis rolls out of the ring.

Johnny Suave: Rah spins Vreski around – grabs him by the throat – lifts- and slams him to the mat with the Solstice slam. Cover… one… two… NO! Vreski kicks out.

Vreski kicks Rah in the groin and snapmares the Sunshine God to the mat.

Johnny Suave: He goes for a dragon sleeper… NO! Rah blocks and gets back to his feet. Rah hits a bulldog and drops ax handles on the back of Vreski.

Then Rah takes Vreski’s chain and wraps it around his neck. Vreski frantically tries to get away. He tries to throw himself out of the ring but the chain catches and hangs him up.

Johnny Suave: Rah drags Vreski back to the ring and signals it time to sacrifice him to the Temple of the Sunshine God!

Rah looks over at his faithful worshipers-

…and they’re not paying attention to what he’s doing.

Rolling his eyes, Rah looks over at McGill- she’s looking at her compact and redoing her lipstick that got mussed up when she Singapore caned Vreski.

Sighing, Rah then turns to the fans at ringside and finally receives the adulation he’s looking for. He places Vreski’s head between his legs and looks towards the heavens with arms stretched out soaking in the praise and worship of the fans. After receiving the necessary strength, Rah picks Vreski up and drives him down onto the canvas with a jackknife powerbomb.

Johnny Suave: EYE OF RAHHHHHHHH!

Rah walks with a deliberate gait over to Vreski. He should pin him right then and there but something catches the eyes of the Sunshine God. In the stands, he sees Hans Grueber with a firm grip on the hand of one Laura Bergman.

Johnny Suave: Oh no! Hans Grueber is dragging Halitosis’s wife Laura Bergman up the steps towards the top with him.

A few feet below, Halitosis, bloodied and just a mess, climbs up the steps a few feet behind them. Rah watches as Grueber reaches the top and sees Joe coming for him.

Johnny Suave: Hans Grueber is threatening to throw Laura off the back of the stands if he takes another step forward.

Laura stomps on Grueber’s foot. Halitosis lurches forward and unleashes his lethal breath of death on Grueber.

Johnny Suave: BREATH OF DEATH! Grueber clutches his throat at the stench and he’s about to go over the edge!

Laura shoves Grueber over the edge but the German grabs on to Laura’s wrist as he topples over and begins to pull her down with him – Joe grabs Laura and holds on for dear life.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Grueber has a hold of her watch. He tries to reach up with his free hand as Laura feverishly loosens the watchband. It slips off her wrist and…

Grueber falls several feet down and crashes through the two tables that’s been conveniently set up below him.

Johnny Suave: I wonder who put those tables up?

Quick cut to Dawn McGill, filing her nails behind the stands and nodding at her handiwork as Grueber lays in the wreckage of the tables.

Back in the ring…

Johnny Suave: Rah sees that Laura’s safe and goes back over to Vreski. He hooks the leg and makes the cover. One…two…THREE.

Keels calls for the bell and that’s all. Kimber Marshall comes out to the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Your winner at thirteen minutes and twenty-three seconds… Rah! And Halitosis… the Island of Misfit Wrestlers!

Quick cut to Halitosis and Laura Bergman hugging in the stands.

Johnny Suave: Thanks everyone for watching tonight and everyone have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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TBW Owner Joshua Allen Inducted As The 5th Member Of The Sportzwire Radio Hall Of Fame!

Media Alert: NEW YORK, DECEMBER 25, 2023/THOMAS BRICE/-- Sportzwire Radio the #1 global radio station is proud to induct the 5th member of the Sportzwire Radio Hall of Fame Tennessee Backyard Wrestling Owner Joshua Allen.

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Anything at All (boba fett x fem!reader) (part one) (part two)

Rated: Explicit 18+

Word Count: 4.7k

Warnings: smut, even mORE thrONE fucking, oral sex (f receiving), boba’s a biter, unprotected sex (dont be silly, wrap thAT wiLLY), vaginal fingering, explicit language, boba is a grouchy dom kwjhgjh

a/n: anyway I think yall forget im a writer and not just a Certified Clown, but anywAy here we be. HAPPY NEW YEARS ya FILTHY anIMALS im so thankful for all yall and im glad I can provide you with some entertainment kaejhejhr

You haven’t seen Boba Fett in days.

Called away on business you’ll never be included in or know the fine details about. It’s not kept away from you because he doesn’t trust you, or thinks you’re a mindless idiot—no—he’d rather keep his princess occupied with prettier things. No need to concern yourself with the the underbelly of what he now rules.

You’re not upset about it—you’re not really a fan of watching petty squabbles that’ll result in someone’s chest being imploded by a blaster. You’ve seen enough of it in the cantina, and while you were never the one tasked with clearing the bodies out—it was still mildly traumatizing. Eh—no need to dwell.

You’ve got other shit to do anyway.

There’s a seemingly endless zigzag of secret hallways and dusty rooms within the palace, teeming with strange knickknacks and ancient artifacts that are more than likely cursed. Definitely haunted—but it doesn’t stop you from exploring or sorting through the useless junk. Besides—Fennec stayed behind, acting as your glorified babysitter for the past few cycles—ensuring your safety from both whoever dared step foot into the palace and the ghosts. What a lovely woman.

Speaking of which—you hear her sigh and shuffle, shifting her weight onto her other foot as she leans back against a dusty crate. She picks at the dirt beneath her fingernails, lazily glancing up every now and then to check that you haven’t eviscerated yourself on a piece of scrap metal or something. Lucky for her, all you found today was an abandoned crate of old datapacs shoved in the back corner from what you assumed to be some sort of office. Yesterday you found a sword that was promptly confiscated.

“I’d be careful snooping around in those,” Fennec warns as your fingers find the on switch. “You never know what sorta data the Hutts were keeping here.”

You shrug and wave away her concern, reading over the information that flickers across the screen. “I think I’ll be ok…See?” You pointedly wave the datapac in her direction. “This one is about the finances. Spooky.”

Fennec rolls her eyes followed by an amused smirk that ghosts over her lips. You toss it aside and root around some more, pulling out another datapac. The blue hologram flickers to life and as you decipher the little lines of text your face falls. Each line is a name, previous and recently bought or traded people that crossed the threshold of the palace. Fennec was right. This isn’t fun anymore.

“These are…slaves.” Your lips curls in disgust. “How is this still not outlawed? It’s barbaric.”

“You’re not from Tatooine, are you?” Fennec asks as she meanders over and wrestles the datapac out of your hands. She switches it off and tosses it back into the dusty crate. You huff and cross your arms over your chest.

“No,” you agree. “Im from Arkanis. But even there we don’t have slaves.”

Fennec squats beside you, her elbows resting over her bent knees. She playfully taps your shoulder with the back of her hand and quirks a brow. “What’d I tell you—snooping doesn’t do anyone any good.”

You roll your eyes and shrug, a frown still etched on your lips. Fennec sighs, rubs her chin and then reaches out to push a stray hair behind your ear. A flush blooms up your cheeks at the gentle touch.

“You have a sensitive soul, Kitten,” she chuckles, poking at your cheek that you’re certain she can feel the heat emirate from. “You said you were from Arkanis—tell me about it. Why come to Tatooine?”

Your lips quirk in a tiny smile as you bat away her pointer finger, saving your cheek from another poke. “Hey—not everyone likes rain ok?” You huff. “Besides, Tatooine wasn’t supposed to be permanent.”

She nods. Unsure what exactly to tell her--a silence ensues. It’s not terribly awkward but it’s enough that makes you jumpy and itching to move on from this room now stained with information you weren’t prepared on finding. You stand suddenly, brush yourself off and mutter under your breath about finding something less…heartbreaking.

Fennec jumps up as well and when you leave the room her hand clamps over your shoulder. She spins you around and levels her gaze onto you. “You’re free to leave whenever you like. You know that right?”

Your brows furrow. “I know—don’t worry, I want to stay.”

Her head bobs with a satisfied nod. “We’d miss you if you left. You’re nice to have around.”

You blush again and mumble out a thank you, shooting off into another unexplored location to escape Fennec’s knowing smirk. Maker—you’re embarrassing.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Boba returns later that afternoon—the shadow of his familiar figure stretches around the curved stairway, the purposeful stomps of his boots against the carved steps following with it. Your heart flutters within your chest, like a distressed creature with wings as you jump from your makeshift seat.

You come face to face with Boba. Or, helmet rather—whatever.

The smell of hot metal and dry air sticks to him as he paces closer, closing the small gap that separates him from you. You’re frozen beneath the heavy weight of his stare behind the void like black of his visor as he plants himself firmly before you, close enough that his cuirass could brush your chest if he puffed out his own chest.

“Hi…” You smile, a fragile vale of uncertainty blanketing the pair of you—still attempting to feel out his mood, sort through the general gruffness of his personality and gage wether or not you could reach out and touch him. The helmet is a tricky thing to read and his body language gives nothing away. You swallow your nerves take a leaping risk.

“Let me see your face.” You murmur. You move your hands up to the edges of his helmet at a snail’s pace, giving him ample time to slip through your fingers—wedge a sharp thorn between whatever it is that you’ve built and name it for what it is.

He doesn’t choose that option.

With a low hum, Boba dips his helmet closer to your outstretched fingertips instead. The metal is cool under your palms as they fold over the sides of the helmet and pull up. The metal whispers against his skin like wind through tall grass as the point of his chin peeks out, followed by his lips, his nose, and finally those golden brown eyes. They glitter with amusement as you release a shaky breath, the helmet the only thing acting as a barrier as you clutch it near your sternum. His mouth quirks when you blush and glance away—focusing on the little silvery nicks the green paint refused to cover. You rub your thumb over the blaster pockmark that dents the metal—you frown. You hope that wasn’t recent.

Boba gently pries the helmet out of your hands and sets it onto the armrest of his throne. He purrs your name and pinches your chin between his forefinger and thumb, leading your attention back to him. Your eyes flit up his scars—your breath catching in your throat as he smiles.

“Hello, princess,” he says—the grit and timbre of this new nickname jumpstarting your heart to skip and choke on its own tireless beat.

You roll your bottom lip between your teeth and shake your head. “Boba, I’m not—“

He doesn’t let you finish your sentence—

Boba spreads his fingers over your jaw, tilts your head and swoops down to meet your lips in a dizzying kiss. Hard, hungry, victorious, breathless—like he’s spent years fighting and only now takes a moment to slow down—drown in the softness of your lips and skin. His hands claw at your arms, your clothes, your hair—like you’re the spoils of battle and he fears losing you to the shadows of his past and some hidden horror that nips at his heels. He kisses like a man terrified that this will be brief, intangible and something that’ll abandon him.

He trails after your lips when you break away—your lungs heaving for precious air. He doesn’t let you go far, ensuring your positioning by tangling his fist into your hair at the nape of your neck and scraping his lips up your cheek, enticing you into another kiss. You tilt you chin to meet him with equal fervor, whining as his warm tongue curls sweetly into your mouth. His existence fills your veins with liquid silver—evokes the bloom of crackling star fire beneath the cavity of your ribcage. Every thought starts with him and ends with your heart aching to burst into a million tiny shards.

The next time you part, Boba is the first one to pull away. He cups your cheeks between his weathered hands and plants a tender kiss just below your hairline. You swear you can feel the skin buzz from the touch—like every atom in your being was solely created for him to command and conquer. You sigh and lean into his palm.

“I missed you.” You admit with a small smile.

Boba leans closer and presses another kiss to your forehead. “And I you, little one.”

“I got worried, y’know,” you continue, your fingers tapping a trail up the front of his chest plate. You trace the repainted insignia with your fingernail and flash him a coy smirk. “You never called—thought maybe you found a new pretty thing.”

He grunts, shakes his head and sweeps a rogue strand of hair behind your ear. “Hilarious—my hands are full enough with you hounding me every five minutes.”

You puff out your bottom lip and feign offense, mumbling some lame whine like a petulant brat. Boba snorts and crowds closer. He presses his gloved thumb between your furrowed brows, smoothing out the wrinkles and then cups your cheeks between both palms. You freeze as he carefully knocks the crown of his forehead onto yours—it’s sweet.

An excited smile splits when he moves his head to your right, the syllables of each word rolling off his tongue sweeter than spiced honey. “I’ll make it up to you, pretty thing,” he whispers by your ear, his warm breath disturbing the fine hairs there. “How does that sound, hm?”

That’s not even a question you would ever dream of denying—you quickly nod. “I’d like that.”

Boba drops his hands from your face and peels himself away. His eyes trickle down your figure—calculative and analytic—planning out each move to pick apart the entirety of your being. “Take everything off.”

You comply without a second thought—slipping free from the breezy cotton and scratchy poncho you stole from a storage room. The fabric pools at your feet in an unceremonious pile—leaving you bare for him. Despite the sickening dry heat that pollutes the air and causes beads of sweat to gather at your hairline—goosebumps rush up your arms under Boba’s piercing stare.

Boba’s eyes flicker to the throne. A feral grin tugs at his lips. “Sit.”

This time you hesitate. Did he…? No—you must’ve heard wrong—

He quirks a brow and gestures to the throne. “Well? Are you going to listen?”

Your tongue slides over your chapped lips. “O-ok..I just—never mind…”

Scrounging up some courage, you gingerly seat yourself onto Boba Fett’s throne. Chills race along the entirety of your body as the freezing metal seeps into your warm flesh. You squirm and beat away the urge to wrap your arms around yourself—he wouldn’t like that—probably would take it as some sort of insult anyway—

All your current discomforts melt away in a fraction of a breath as Boba Fett lowers himself to one knee, and then the other. A king kneeling before his very own throne for someone like you. Someone who’ll be lost to the pages of history and the endless swirl of galaxies and supernovas—you’re nobody to the world, but to him you’re everything. You inhale a shaky breath as a strange stroke of pride alights through your body as he peels off his gloves and maneuvers himself flush against the edge of the throne and between your thighs.

Boba bows forward and slips his calloused hands around your ribcage to tug you closer. His lips land over your collar bone, slides his tongue over the protrusion then sinks his teeth into you there. You gasp as he slides lower, leading a trail of bruises and teeth marks in his wake. Boba moves his palms, up and in to grab at your breasts, the flats of his fingertips rolling over your nipples. A whimper escapes past your lips as he catches the pebbled bud between his lips, the hard enamel of his teeth scraping over it—meant to tease. Your nails dig into the fabric bunched around his neck as he moves on to suck your other nipple, the cooling saliva sending a chill down your spine as it dries.

You squirm, unable close your legs or to relieve some of that burning tension collecting in your core. You’re already wet—worked up and impatient. You roll your head back onto your shoulders and bite your lip. If you complain and tell him to hurry up you’re scared he’ll leave you like this—deny you that pleasure you’ve been craving for days.

It feels like ages before he moves on from your breasts, now smattered with bruises and his saliva, and carves out a blinding path down your sternum, your belly, then your navel with his tongue. Boba circles your bellybutton—you force down the ticklish nerves and stay still for him.

You don't mean to jump as his rough hands drop over your knees. You barely get out the first syllable of an apology when his hands slip up your bare thighs, curl around the swell of your ass and yank. You squeak as the edge of the throne bites into your tailbone, the majority of your lower half forced to lean on Boba’s shoulders and his greedy hands. He kisses the inside of your knee—you jolt with an airy gasp.

Boba picks up his head and smirks. “Look at me when I taste you, little one.”

Mouth suddenly drier than dust, you nod dumbly.

He hums, satisfied with your weak response and continues on.

Boba’s bare fingers trace minuscule patterns into the sensitive skin of your inner thighs, coaxing out a shiver. They sweep up towards the apex of your thighs, settling close enough to reach your aching center. You know he’s there—it’s impossible to ignore him—but you curse anyway when you feel his thumbs softly part the lips of your soaking cunt. They steadily work up and down, smearing your wetness around but never enough to give you any friction. You bite back a groan as your hips unconsciously twitch.

“Patience, princess,” he rumbles, shifting his weight to better reach your cunt. “Maker—you’re dripping already.”

There's a moment just before Boba commits, his face hovering close enough that you can feel his sticky, hot breath, anticipation gripping your chest. And then he licks a broad stripe from the base of your pussy all the way up to your swollen clit.

His mouth Is searing, his tongue like liquid velvet as you shudder and grab at his head. He grunts against you as you drag him closer—greedy for everything he deems you worthy of. Boba’s mouth pinpoints around your clit, sucking and tracing circles over the bundle of nerves with the tip of his tongue. Your eyes flutter—it’s a struggle not to shut them completely. He asked you to watch after all…

He then trails lower, sucks on your labia, and makes his way down to your entrance. The wet heat of his tongue circles your entrance, skips over it completely to lick at the wetness dripping lower that threatens to pool onto the throne or the floor. He opens his mouth wide and hums in appreciation, devouring your pussy like he’s been denied this his entire life.

“Fuck—Boba,” you cry, canting your hips into his mouth.

It's perfect. So fucking good.

The tips of his thick fingers, two of them, press at your entrance, teasing the fluttering ring of soft muscle before sinking in. The two digits slip in with ease—all the way up to the second knuckle and when he draws them back, they're slick with your wetness, glinting in the low light. With a smirk, Boba thrusts them back in, then out—setting a steady pace that he refuses to stray from. It leaves you just hovering along the sharp edge of oblivion, the catch of his knuckles and calloused skin along your walls pure torture. Stars—he’s going to be the death of you—

Your hips arch into him, trying to urge him to go faster. Instead, he slowly retracts his fingers and removes his mouth. You gasp in frustration as your cunt clenches around thin air. It almost hurts.

“I told you to be patient,” Boba chuckles, massaging a warm palm along the outside of your thigh. “You’re behaving like a brat.”

“I’m—I—I’m sorry—“ You wheeze, trying to rope in some self control that fled a long time ago. Your wits are scrapped thin as you throw your hand against the back of the throne. You don’t care that he’s rendered you to a begging mess, your words slurred and hardly understandable. You're so close to diving off the edge—so near to those plush lips and weathered hands that’ll surely become your salvation. "Please! P-please—I need..."

You're babbling as he drags his fingertips over your thigh, skims over your cunt, and traces a pattern into your opposite thigh. "Boba. Fuck. I pro-promise to be better—I can do it. Please—“

He complies.

Two fingers are thrust up into your dripping cunt, curving so deliciously into something that feels like unrefined plasma bolts. His mouth dips down and sucks on your clit and with a few more curls and thrusts of his fingers inside of your clenching walls, your body seizes up tight.

You're flying off you’re high, faster than a fucking speeder with tampered gears. You cum onto his tongue with a strangled cry of his name, sparks of blurry white lining the edges of your vision as your back arches. Boba keeps licking you through your orgasm, even as you buck and squirm in his iron hold. Stars implode behind your eyelids as heat, hotter than wildfire and jetfuel spreads from your center all the way up your stomach and down to your toes. You're shaking, lucid enough to hear Boba, and feel the vibration of his groan, as he licks up the flood of your wetness over his tongue.

Your brain swims in hazy bliss and fuzzy pleasure as you float back to reality. He's still curling his fingers into your pussy and it hurts. You're too sensitive. Your nerves are rubbed raw and you're still throbbing—but you're too fucked out and still riding the waves of your orgasm to push him away. He takes this opportunity to tilt his fingers into your cunt faster, suckle and lave his tongue over your clit that burns from overstimulation—somehow you're back at the very edge again.

It's sharper than a blade against flesh. Your thighs quiver around him as he twists his fingers inside you and bumps agains that tiny, little patch of nerves that wrenches a cry from you. Your orgasm floods through you veins, bursting and rupturing every cell in your being. This one is blistering—charrs all the way to the fucking bone. Your core pulses around Boba’s fingers, fucking you through it until those burning waves of release eventually cease into a dull throb. You whimper and push at his forehead because he's still licking at your cunt. You panic a bit—fucking hell, he’s gonna make you cry—but he pulls away, his mouth and chin wet with your slick.

Boba leaves absolutely no time to completely float down from your high—you squeak as his hands shoot up to grab at your hips, wrenching you off the throne and all but throwing you onto the same floor he kneels on. You flash him a dopey grin, letting your legs fall open for his enjoyment—

“Such a filthy princess,” he chuckles, extending a hand to cover your knee, bending it further out to expose more of your flushed cunt. “You taste sweeter than star cherries.”

You preen at his compliment. “You’re not so bad yourself.”

It earns you an amused huff. Boba scrapes the hand resting on your knee to the apex of your legs, thumb and forefinger gently parting your delicate, slick folds. You bite back a keening whine, utterly exposed to him as he slips the hood back from the throbbing knot of nerves at the top of your slit. Too raw. Your pussy clenches involuntarily, causing everything from your toes to your hips stiffen. Boba hums in delight at his handiwork.

“Stars, Boba—please…” You beg, voice breathy and soft like whips of spider silk. Boba makes a sound that oozes with smug pleasure, teasing your sore clit with unadulterated glee. “Please,” you hear yourself whimper over your pounding pulse, shifting in his grasp and praying he’ll put an end to this sickly sweet torture.

“Pretty little thing, begging for my cock…” He rasps, darkly threaded sin and the husky scrape of the gray sea licking up jagged, black rock. You’re certain he could talk you into unraveling at the seams, untouched and putty in his hands for him to mold and shape. Boba’s other hand sweeps up your sternum, his fingertips dancing along the mythosaur pendant coiled around your neck. He then curls his thick fingers around the base of your throat and ever so lightly squeezes. “Poor baby—all worked up after a few days…I’ll fix that for you.”

Before you can fully process, he grabs the swell of your hip and flips you onto your belly. The air from your lungs is knocked out of your chest, the abrasive sandstone bitting into the points of your elbows and patches of your skin and no doubt leaving behind irritated scrapes. You hear the shuffle of fabric and then Boba suddenly seizes your hips and arches them into his crotch, grinding the deliciously hard length of his cock through your wet folds. Throbbing and just as desperate as you are, Boba refrains from flinging you into another bout of teasing. He slicks himself up with your arousal and drags the tip of himself to your clenching center and sinks that first, glorious inch inside of you.

With a low groan, Boba pushes in deeper, watching your tight hold flutter and accommodate his thick length. It’s the same as before during that night in the cantina—dreadfully full and all but bursting at the seems. The gentle rocks of his hips and gravelly praise eventually allow him to finally bottom out, his sharp hipbones resting against the swell of your ass as you shudder and groan. Fuck—

You can feel him in your fucking guts.

Boba grants you a brief moment to settle and then—it’s catastrophic.

Your jaw drops in a silent scream when he pulls back, all the way to the tip and slams back into your tight heat. Boba’s hand tangles into your hair at the nape of your neck and and pulls, forcing your back into a sharp arch. The action leaves more of you open, somehow pressing in even further. He hits so deeply within you—stars it feels like he’s splitting you open and laying you bare.

His dark chuckle resonates above you—a bit breathy as he tames his own frazzled nerves. “Shit—that feels good. Doesn’t it, princess?”

Your incoherent babble makes him laugh as he gives your hair a playful tug, all the while he never stops thrusting in and out of you. You wiggle your hips, the slight shift makes it ache, and the sharp downward thrusts put delirious pressure on that patch of nerves that renders you dizzy. Every muscle in your body feels like it’s a tightly spooled cable, fraying and an inch away from snapping. Your gasping breaths pitch into airy squeaks as the fist twisted in your hair tightens, tugging your head back just a bit more.

Boba lurches foreword, the nip of beskar a frigid shock to the bare skin of your back when he lays over you, his elbows caging you in close. His head drops onto your shoulder blade, pressing sloppy kisses over the arch of your throat and slope of your shoulder—without warning he sinks his teeth into the juncture of your neck. Maker save you—

The feral drag of Boba’s teeth digging into your sensitive flesh skin makes you squeeze around his cock—Boba answers with a soft growl that vibrates against the skin of your shoulder. Somehow he fucks into you harder, his pace becoming brutal. Your nails scrabble against the floor, searching for some sort of anchor as you wail under him.

It’s too much—fuck, you’re gonna implode. Pinned between the rough sandstone and the hand in in your hair, mixed with the sharp pain of his teeth marring your skin—you loose it. Sensing your peaking orgasm, Boba’s fingers wedge between your legs to toy with your clit. He rubs quick circles with two fingers as he purrs words of filth into your ear—how good his pretty thing is for him, how well you came for him, how tight you are.

“There you go, little one,” Boba says, his words like a tendril of dark smoke. “Cum for your king.”

His efforts are quickly rewarded as you shudder and lock up harder than durasteel beneath him. A blinding surge of vicious heat, knocks you clean off your feet and steals away all the air left in your lungs as your nails dig into the sandstone—trembling and grappling blindly for a foothold in your own head. The cold chest plate is a much needed anchor for the overwhelming intensity that threatens to drown you and bury you six fix under.

He bites down again when he cums, his hips digging into you with short, rough jabs. “Fuck—you take me so well.” You squirm, feeling his cock throb and spill into you, making the mess between your legs smear over your thighs. His thrusts stutter to a stop as he sighs deeply and pulls out, a mixture of his cum and your arousal spilling onto the floor. Boba huffs above you, drags a finger through your swollen folds and pushes it back inside of you. “Good girl.”

You shiver—reduced to a useless puddle with no intent from moving off the floor as Boba’s weight moves away. You could sleep here—that’s something completely plausible you think. Nice, warm dirt—

Boba purrs your name—the sound piquing your interest enough that you overcome the heaviness that’s settled in your body and move your head. He’s returned to his throne, cheeks a bit flushed and his chest rising and falling to recover precious air. You watch as Boba peels off his cuirass with practiced ease, and lays it with care onto the floor. He murmurs your name a second time and pats his lap, coaxing you off the floor.

You happily slither onto his thighs, exhausted and all too eager to be swept up into the warmth of his arms. He grunts as you tuck your head under his chin and cuddle into his chest, relishing the rough scrape of his palms folding over your shoulder and the outside of your thigh. His soft breaths tickle the top of your head paired with the quiet, but steady rhythm of his heart beating beneath your fingertips and ear pressed onto his sternum. Your eyes flutter shut and though a hushed silence falls over the room, there’s nothing to be said.

Boba tucks his nose into your hair and you smile, the slow speak of your heart unraveling into a lush garden of something new and brittle—like flakes of frost in the early morning sun. He’s more bruise than bleed nowadays—a wound closed then reopened and he promises nothing of a future beyond what you have in these moments. And yet—

You wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world.

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abookishdreamer · 2 years ago

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Character Intro: Hybris (Kingdom of Ichor)

Nicknames- Atomic Blonde by Zeus, Menoetius, & Ares

The Blonde Bombshell by Hippolyta & Palaestra

Mother by Oizys & Momus

Age- 52 (immortal)

Location- Themyscira, Olympius

Personality- She has a HUGE ego & is generally quite brash, unfriendly, and antisocial towards most people. She embraces her vanity and overabundance of confidence, thriving on violence & being a good fighter. A few years after her divorce, she's greatly enjoying her singledom/freedom.

She has the standard abilities of a goddess. Being the goddess of insolence, hubris, violence, reckless pride, arrogance and outrageous behavior in general, her abilities include limited odikinesis, inducing someone to act recklessly for a time, inducing people & groups to start having arguments or fights, and she can even enter a superpowered state- nicknamed the "hubris state." When experiencing intense feelings of confidence, anger, or pride, her physical state & body mass transforms into a height of 6"8 with bright gold skin and a weight of 700 lbs. In this state she also has the powers/abilities of energy absorption, enhanced leaping, as well as explosion generation.

Hybris lives in an immensely sized Greek revival mansion in Themsicyra. There she has an extensive sword collection, some of them even being crafted by the blacksmithing cyclopes trio. She owns quite the number of pet chihuahuas, including her favorite, a boy named Demon. She's thinking about getting a pet dragon. She also owns an apartment at Bolt Towers in the Skyline neighborhood of New Olympus.

Her go-to drink is champagne & she also likes mimosas, champagne, rum & cokes, beer, classic martinis, spiked lemonade, and her daily peanut butter & banana protein smoothie.

She doesn't harbor any major ill will towards her ex-husband Harpocrates (god of silence & discretion). They haven't really spoken to each other since the divorce was finalized. Hybris greatly cares for her children, Momus (god of mockery, satire, & ridicule) and Oizys (goddess of anxiety, misery, & depression).

Not on purpose, Hybris is a bit closer to her son than she is to her daughter. She's surprisingly enjoying planning her daughter's upcoming wedding.

Long before her husband and even during their marriage, she was in a passionate love affair with Polemos (god of the war cry).

Hybris has her own glamour doll collectible!

She loves movies that are jam packed with action, violence, & gore!

A favorite frozen treat of hers is lemon curd ice cream.

Hybris' go-to thing to get from The Bread Box is a meatball marinara sandwich.

In the pantheon, her best friend is Dyssebeia (goddess of ungodliness & impiety). She's also friends with Adikia (goddess of injustice & wrongdoing), Hysminai (goddess of fighting & combat), Clymene (Titaness of fame & renown), Aígli (goddess of glamour), Orthosia (goddess of wealth), Limos (goddess of starvation & famine), Dimósia (goddess of debate), Panigýri (goddess of festivals), Amechania (goddess of helplessness & want), Dione, Aplistos (god of avarice), Palaestra (goddess of wrestling), Atë (goddess of mischief, ruin, blind folly, delusion, & downfall of heroes), Kéfi (goddess of mirth), Enyo (goddess of war, destruction, bloodlust, & devastation), and Astrape (goddess of lightning).

Hybris was the official mentor towards Alala (goddess of the war cry).

Outside the pantheon, Hybris also made friends with a few of the amazons like Hippolyta and her sisters Antiope & Melanippe. She's also friends with a few cyclopes & giants.

She doesn't know what to think about her future son-in-law Moros (god of doom).

Her main source of income comes from modeling for/endorses the brands Megaleio, Platinum Luminescence, and atelier fantaisie. For other work, Hybris trains stunt performers in the entertainment industry. She's also an "unofficial" official semi pro-wrestler, performing under the stage name "The Blonde Bombshell." Her finishing moves include the eclipse, backbreaker, & her personal favorite, the glam slam. Many of Hybris' wrestling outfits are designed by Euphrosyne (grace of joy). She's about to release her debut fragrance, Katharí Mataiodoxía. She also wants to get her idea of a reality TV show off the ground- The Real Goddesses of New Olympus.

In her free time Hybris loves working out (strength training & cardio), sword fighting, watching TV, gymnastics, volleyball, boxing, wrestling, basketball, going out clubbing, football (soccer), meal prepping, archery, & going to monster truck rallies.

Once she was a guest on her son's late night talk show The Agnostic Network. Hybris went on a nearly three minute long profanity laced rant directed towards Zeus. She was eventually escorted off the premises by security after getting into a physical altercation with one of the other guests on the show.

She has been trying to change for the better, even partaking in anger management classes hosted by Gaia (goddess of the earth).

Hybris recieved an ornate pair of brass knuckles made from Imperial Gold that also doubles as brooches from Kéfi.

Her favorite meals are stouvesti & pork chops with roasted garlic potatoes and green beans. She also likes chicken pot pie casserole, lemon-garlic kale salad, & lasagna.

"In this pantheon, I'm the wrecking ball!"

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xhxhxhx · 5 years ago

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I removed some books today.

I think of myself as a minimalist, but that doesn’t happen to be true. I have acquired more books than I will ever read. They still sit, stacked and unreachable, in piles by the walls, two dozen books tall and sometimes two books deep.

I don’t think I know where they all came from. I think more came from online than from any physical store. I bought them from Abebooks, the sales search platform that Amazon owns now. Abebooks tell you the names of the sellers, but they seem unconnected to any real place.

From Better World Books. From Thrift Books and Bookbarn. From Silver Arch Books, Motor City Books, Free State Books, Sierra Nevada Books, Yankee Clipper Books, and the Atlanta Book Company. From Green Earth Books and Housing Works Books. From Goldstone Books and Powell’s Books and Kennys Bookshop and Art Galleries. From Satellite Books and the Orchard Bookshop. From Blue Cloud Books and Hippo Books and Wonder Book.

They’re from all over, from places you’ve never been, places you’ll never be. They’re names on a box. But then there are the books from more intimate places, intimately connected

From library’s old bookstore, which sold paperbacks for fifty cents, hardcovers for a dollar. From the basement of the old independent bookstore down on Front Street, where they sold remaindered and overstocked books marked down with red-orange tape. From the thrift store across the street, which charged too much.

From the Chapters at the mall in your hometown, or the Chapters and Indigo in the places you’ve been to, from the shelves of marked-down items where you looked for bargains, for the books you knew you should read, and all the books you never would. Places where you could drink sweet cream and coffee and pretend to read.

From the Borders in Syracuse, where you idled while the family went to the fair, where they always said they were going to build the largest mall in America, but never did. There was another Borders in South Florida, where they were stripping fixtures from the walls because the books had not sold, and so the Borders had to be. They still have bookstores. I’m not sure what they sell now. Postcards, I think.

The books still in my room had postcards from people I will never know, dedications to people I will never see, business cards from people who have moved on to other work. But their spines are unbroken, their pages unmarked. I guess I wanted them that way. I bought them like that.

I sometimes worried they would break through the floor. I would wake up to the collapse of everything I have ever owned as I plummeted a few short feet to my death. I guess it would probably take longer than that. I would have to wait for them to crush me. That mass of books would fall on me, blotting out the light. Crushed beneath nearly everything I have ever owned.

That’s what happened to the clerk Toshiko Sasaki in John Hershey’s Hiroshima, who was seated at her desk on August 6, 1945, in front of a couple of bookcases from the factor library:

Everything fell, and Miss Sasaki lost consciousness. The ceiling dropped suddenly and the wooden floor above collapsed in splinters and the people up there came down and the roof above them gave way; but principally and first of all, the bookcases right behind her swooped forward and the contents threw her down, with her left leg horribly twisted and breaking underneath her. There, in the tin factory, in the first moment of the atomic age, a human being was crushed by books.

Miss Sasaki made out alright, although not so well as to not ask the question “If your God is so good and kind, how can he let people suffer like this?” But then, I have more books than she did.

I removed some books today. I still have more I want to remove. I just don’t have the boxes for them. I took the boxes I did have in the back of my car to a mass-market thrift store, where they will end up on the shelves by the leather jackets.

Perhaps they will end on some other shelf, like a postcard from somewhere unknown, in someone else’s memory. But I don’t think they will. I don’t think they’ll sell. There aren’t enough people here who spend money pretending to read.

I don’t know what will happen to them. I suppose they will pulp them. Or perhaps they will end in a landfill, crushed beneath their own weight, suffocating beneath the earth we have made for them until life reclaims them.

I wrote out a partial list of the books I threw out. I don’t know what it says about me. There’s a double significance here: These are books I bought, for some amount of money, but these are also books I am throwing away, because I asked the question the woman told me to ask, which was whether they sparked joy, and I answered no.

Those books in the photo are the books that have not yet been thrown away. Here, below the fold, are the books that have:

Judith Fitzgerald’s Sarah McLachlan: Building a Mystery

Mordecai Richler’s Oh Canada! Oh Quebec!

Jonathan Coe’s The Rotter’s Club

Misha Glenny’s McMafia

Joinville and Villehardouin’s Chronicles of the Crusades

Michael Ignatieff’s The Lesser Evil

Russell Dalton’s Citizen Politics in Western Democracies: Public Opinion and Political Parties in the United States, Great Britain, West Germany, and France

Richard Finn’s Winners in Peace: MacArthur, Yoshida, and Postwar Japan

Ramachandra Guha’s India After Gandhi

Fox Butterfield’s China: Alive in the Bitter Sea

Anthony Sampson’s The Changing Anatomy of Britain

Masanori Hashimoto’s The Japanese Labor Market in a Comparative Perspective with the United States

Donald Keene’s Dawn to the West: Japanese Literature of the Modern Era: Poetry, Drama, Criticism

Andrei Shleifer’s Without a Map: Political Tactics and Economic Reform in Russia

Peter Newman’s The Secret Mulroney Tapes

Nicholas Negroponte’s Being Digital

Lesley Downer’s The Brothers: The Hidden World of Japan’s Richest Family

Harold Vogel’s Entertainment Industry Economics

Stephen Goldsmith and William D. Eggers’s Governing by Network: The New Shape of the Public Sector

Donald Harman Akenson, Saint Saul: A Skeleton Key to the Historical Jesus

Philip Ziegler’s King Edward VIII

David Wessel’s In FED We Trust

Robert Dallek’s Flawed Giant: Lyndon Johnson and His Times, 1961--1973

David Halberstam’s The Reckoning

David Bell’s The First Total War: Napoleon’s Europe and the Birth of Warfare as We Know It

Kevin Phillips’s The Cousins’ Wars

Yirmiyahu Yovel, Spinoza and Other Heretics: The Adventures of Immanence

Michael Oren’s Six Days of War: June 1967 and the Making of the Modern Middle East

Lawrence McDonald’s A Colossal Failure of Common Sense: The Inside Story of the Collapse of Lehman Brothers

Richard Posner’s The Crisis of Capitalist Democracy

William Chester Jordan’s Europe in the High Middle Ages

William Cohan’s House of Cards: A Tale of Hubris and Wretched Excess on Wall Street

Bryan Burrough and John Helyar’s Barbarians at the Gate: The Fall of RJR Nabisco

Linda Lear’s Beatrix Potter: A Life in Nature

Jane Mayer’s The Dark Side: The Inside Story of How the War on Terror Turned into a War on American Ideals

Allan Brandt’s The Cigarette Century: The Rise, Fall, and Deadly Persistence of the Product That Defined America

Garry Wills’s Head and Heart: American Christianities

Sarah Bradford’s Elizabeth: A Biography of Britain’s Queen

Andrew Gordon’s The Evolution of Labor Relations in Japan: Heavy Industry, 1853--1955

John Ardagh’s France in the New Century: Portrait of a Changing Society

Bob Woodward’s The Agenda: Inside the Clinton White House

John Julius Norwich’s Byzantium: The Early Centuries

Taylor Branch’s Pillar of Fire: America in the King Years, 1963--65

Michael Lewis’s Liar’s Poker

Tim Blanning’s The Pursuit of Glory: Europe, 1648--1815

Robert Fagles’s translation of Virgil’s The Aeneid

Karl Popper’s The Poverty of Historicism

P. D. Smith’s Doomsday Men: The Real Dr. Strangelove and the Dream of the Superweapon

Richard Rhodes’s Arsenals of Folly: The Making of the Nuclear Arms Race

Margaret Thatcher’s Downing Street Years

Alistair Horne’s Harold Macmillan, 1957--1986

Taylor Branch’s The Clinton Tapes: Wrestling History with the President

Ian Kershaw’s Hitler, 1936--1945: Nemesis

David Grossman’s To the End of the Land

Sean Wilentz’s The Rise of American Democracy: Jefferson to Lincoln

Philipp Blom’s The Vertigo Years: Europe, 1900--1914

Jacob M. Schlesinger’s Shadow Shoguns: The Rise and Fall of Japan’s Postwar Political Machine

Peter Jenkins’s Mrs. Thatcher’s Revolution: The Ending of the Socialist Era

Martin Lawrence’s Iron Man: The Defiant Reign of Jean Chrétien

Marin Lawrence’s Chrétien: The Will to Win

Alastair Campbell’s The Blair Years

Tony Blair’s A Journey

David Kennedy’s Don’t Shoot: One Man, a Street Fellowship, and the End of Violence in Inner-City America

Joshua Ferris’s Then We Came to the End

Kate McCafferty’s Testimony of an Irish Slave Girl

Martin Wolf’s Why Globalization Works

Charles Fishman’s The Wal-Mart Effect: How the World’s Most Powerful Company Really Works -- and How It’s Transforming the American Economy

William Easterly’s The White Man's Burden: Why the West's Efforts to Aid the Rest Have Done So Much Ill and So Little Good

Karel van Wolferen’s The Enigma of Japanese Power: People and Politics in a Stateless Nation

Jeffrey Sachs’s The End of Poverty: How We Can Make It Happen in Our Lifetime

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gofancyninjaworld · 6 years ago

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Thoughts on One-Punch Man Season 2: But what about the story?

Second part: So much for the structure, what was the effect?

Just before the second season started, I posted about what I hoped I’d see, assuming it ended where it did. Let’s see how they did.

Yup, I keep cutting the words, but the bastards keep multiplying

The Story Itself

What I’d hoped for:

There’s a lot less of the monster of the week situation, this series. I love the care with which the Monster Association goes about attacking. What looked like random stuff (egregiously stretched out by the tournament), will come together to be a coherent and potent threat that will leave us viewers desperate to find out how the Hero Association replies.

[…]

And at the end of this season, even though we’ve had a very interesting time of it, none of it will be over. The stakes will have been delineated, the battle lines drawn and I really hope that J.C. Staff does enough to make it clear why we should care enough to come back for season 3 whenever it airs.

What we got:

No question about it, there’s a Monster Association and it’s pretty serious. We got their ultimatum to the Hero Association and there’s no question that they’re taking it seriously. The problem comes with the overall lack of energy and urgency in the treatment of the plot. We’re missing bodies, broken buildings, landed punches, follow through, all the things that sell that sense of urgency, of a situation that’s threatening to spin out of all control. Which is a pity, because then we don’t get the sense of relief once the monsters disappear, only to be replaced with foreboding as the Monster Association makes its demands.

They really can’t use time as an excuse for that. It was really bad scripting with a tendency to soft-soap all impacts by panning away at critical moments. It’s a real shame when episode 7 (19) is named ‘Class S Heroes’ – the heavy cavalry whom should turn the tides of battle – and we see very little of how they work. The rare times they have followed through with blows, the entire mood of the episode changes for the better.

It’s interesting that when chapter 84 was released, it felt like an excellent season finale. And it could have been, but for the lack of a build up in tension and urgency that should have been sustained all season long. So many missed opportunities – like little scenes of Atomic Samurai going in person to Bang’s dojo only to find it locked, more scenes of Bang hunting increasingly desperately for Garou, a running tally of heroes struck down by Garou adding pressure to his search… all sorts of things the manga has left wide open to be added to that would have created continuity and tension against the backdrop of a crisis that really, really needs the help of *every* hero.

Special note: Can I just say that Phoenixman is awesome in his garishness? He looks like a children’s show mascot put together by people on the last day of a ten-day bender. Guaranteed to give children nightmares. I love him.

Don’t believe the monster, kids

The Characters

Charanko: I wasn’t expecting anything of him, so honourable mention to him. I absolutely love the small but important addition J.C. Staff made to his story, whereby he came across Garou, heard and saw all the heroes the latter was beating up, and, despite his fear and knowledge of his weakness, went forward anyway. Fantastic!

Death Gatling: I’d been afraid that they’d undersell him. He wasn’t and I was very, very happy to see that. He’s ever inch as serious, tactically astute, and legitimately charismatic as he needs to be. They could have made Flashy Flash slightly more obnoxious to bring across the extent to which he felt slighted but that’s minor.

Looking at how fans took him, I’ve been a bit disappointed in the number of fans who don’t get that he’s far from wrong both in seeking recognition (although he did pick the wrong target to make an example of), and for not believing Garou, but that’s not a critique of the way he’s been presented. The thorny issue of recognition is something I’ve been mooting a meta on, but another day!

Garou: What I’d hoped for

I want to see the story of how Garou grows from a malcontent and apparent crazy to this juggernaut whose appointment with destiny cannot be stopped.

What we got:

I’d say this was fulfilled! His luck and unstoppable destiny come across well. I really like his relationship with Tareo and with Bang being expanded on.

Fans definitely have taken Garou to heart with very few people neutral on him. I appreciate the fans who correctly point out that he’s incoherent and hurting heroes who have done nothing to him on account of the childhood trauma he’s projecting onto them. Like him or not, he’s definitely been given the space he needed and it’s going to be very interesting to see how people change their views of him as the anime continues.

King: What I’d hoped for

I want to see King be exposed as a fraud and a coward who runs from danger and leaves people to die, then redeem himself as a decent human being and become the fraud and coward who stands before danger so people might live. That’s huge – he’s been running like a rabbit for years.

What we got:

Fulfilled. I love how his relationship with Saitama unfolded, pretty much note perfect. The scene of his wiling himself to courage is great; it and the flashback JC Staff added linked back to to where he started out quite nicely.

Who doesn’t love King? I suspect he arm-wrestled Mumen Rider for fan favourite, particularly as he’s so very ordinary a man in a world of demi-gods.

Saitama: What I’d hoped for

We see Saitama finally make a friend, get resolution as to why the world ignores him, and get to celebrate his progress, even as we learn how deep his sense of alienation goes. I love how it’s going to start with Saitama walking away from his disciple and end with Saitama running for his disciple and how nothing else mattered until he saw him safe and well.

What we got:

Mostly fulfilled. His stasis and ongoing dissatisfaction with life come across excellently. His feeling ever more irrelevant and removed from the flow of life is literally and metaphorically on show, even as we get to witness the life-changing impact of his punches on others.

Folk missed Saitama sorely, which is as it should be. JCStaff, bless their lily-livers, really did miss a trick in not having Elder Centipede continue disintegrating for several seconds – after having been parched for Saitama, that ludicrous scene really helped.

Genos (why always you, my friend?): What I’d hoped for

Last series, we saw Genos try and lose, try and lose, try and lose, try and lose yet again. This season, from the very first episode to the very last, we watch that process of change from a failing hero to a truly fearsome one fit to rub shoulders with the best of heroes. I want to see how it thrills us, entertains us, breaks our hearts and maybe we dare to hope for even crazier heights in the future.

What we got:

Hm. Let me paraphrase Dr Bofoi here: ‘It takes a special sort of stupidity to mess up this badly’. This is worth unpacking a bit as when things go wrong, we often get a better opportunity to see what makes them work. And I’m always interested in what makes communicating ideas effective.

For once, let’s start with fan reactions. The actions Genos takes on the screen are pretty much the same as in the manga (a little abridged in places, but more or less the same). After manga chapter 84, you got reactions like this: ‘ Genos from now on to me will no longer be a joke. He’s earned my respect.’ ‘…if he still had a human body, he’d have broken his limiter by now…’, ‘he really stepped up’, etc. After episode 12: it’s ‘oh, everyone can beat Genos’ 'he’s like a princess in distress’ 'he’s lucky that Garou wasn’t at full health’… ‘…that man has felt useless since when he first met Saitama during the mosquito fight…’

Manga readers are less scathing than anime only viewers, but they have the benefit of the manga and aren’t reacting to what’s actually presented on screen. Where the anime has made the case for Genos being awesome, as it did in episode 11 (23), fan reactions followed appropriately.

Interesting. How the hell did JC Staff create the diametric opposite reaction of the one Murata and ONE had elicited? Particularly when they made a decent fist of the other characters?

From the beginning, I’d worried most about Genos – the clumsy, lifeless sequences we saw of him in the PV inspired no confidence. With Genos both opening and closing out the season, they really needed to get him right to set the correct tone and leave the right taste in the audiences’ mouths. JCStaff have struggled most with his portrayal, both in visuals and action, although it came together nicely in episode 11 (23). Mostly, it’s Ishikawa’s sterling voice acting that has carried the character all season.

And then they silenced Ishikawa. A mix of stupid-lazy-desperate-for-time meant that for the last episode, they cut out all of Genos’s POV regarding how uneasy he still felt about the monstrous presence he couldn’t pin down, his shrewdly wondering how to find their headquarters, his initial assessment of the Elder Centipede and even how very carefully he thought before deciding to take action. They thought his amazing actions could speak for themselves. They were wrong.

It’s like having Garou act without benefit of flashbacks and assuming his actions will speak for themselves. They don’t! Without the benefit of our knowledge of his motivations and thoughts, he really is just a thug launching unprovoked attacks on heroes.

Instead of us seeing and understanding that Genos had learned, was thinking carefully on all he’d been told and the drastic action he took was because he’d weighed up the options and realised only someone sacrificing his life would save the others, we got the opposite. So what they created instead was a guy who wouldn’t listen to repeated good advice, took on a too-strong enemy and got his butt kicked. Again. And if there’s anything fans rightly hate, it’s a fool who won’t learn. As I pointed out earlier, Genos opened and closed the season – so the impression that nothing had changed really took a lot of any climactic feel out of the episode.

The title of the final episode didn’t help either. Instead of translating it as ‘taking responsibility for one’s disciple’ which would apply with equal force to both Bang trying to bring Garou to heel and to Saitama, rushing in to deal with a situation Genos couldn’t deal with, Crunchyroll went with the near-literal ‘cleaning up the disciple’s mess’ and Hulu with the literal ‘wiping the disciple’s butt’. Both of which set the viewer to see whatever Genos did as a mistake. Even though, ironically, he didn’t make any this episode. It’s a translation klutz like finding out that someone has translated the English idiom ‘catching Peter’s eye’ as ‘gouging out Peter’s eye’ instead of ‘being noticed by Peter’ (no Peters were harmed in the making of this sentence). That is out of JCStaff’s hands, but I hope that whoever does the DVD/Blu Ray has a better set of translators available.

Ah, it’s not worthwhile grousing. It’s not like they had the time to watch the finished episode back and consider the story they were actually telling. I don’t envy whoever takes up season 3. They have a lot of extra work to do to change viewers’ impression of the character and the source material isn’t going to help them. It's going to br difficult to explain why, when faced with a fool who won't listen to him and appears intent on self-destruction, Dr Kuseno would hand Genos an outfit that needs the most careful judgement to use with any degree of safety. For manga readers, it makes sense. For anime watchers some heavy duty retconning will be necessary.

While ONE cried tears of joy after reading Chapter 84, if he’s crying any tears after this season, they won’t be happy ones.

#opm #anime #season 2 #review #characters #story #please DON'T come back JCStaff #they didn't entirely suck #but they sucked too much to be entrusted with more #dodgy visuals can be redrawn #ropey sound can be remastered #but missing the point of major characters argh #that and poor scripting throughout

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sarkos · 5 years ago

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The ROZZ-TOX Manifesto (a 1980 artifact with end of the millenium resonances)

Gary Panter

Item 1:

The avant-garde is no corpus. It merely lies in shock after an unfortunate bout with its own petard. It feigns sleep but one eye glitters and an involuntary twitch in the corner of the mouth belies a suppressed snicker. The giggle of coming awake at one's own funeral dressed in atomic TV beatnik furniture. A mutant with a mission.

Item 2:

There are twenty years left in the twentieth century. Twenty years to reap the rewards and calamities that have been put in motion in this period. At this time a current of aesthetic function is emerging: the inevitable culmination of concepts and experiments pioneered and conducted in this century. We declare society an amusement park and one to be dead reckoned with.

Item 3:

A deadly texture and tone have taken the cereal Nirvana: a misanthrope born of capitol realities, tendencies, and inter-office memos. Sightless businessmen-posed-entertainers shovel up tons of soulless Saturday morning animation. Would that you could make cost effective the rubbery genius that was the Saturday morning of our youth.

Item 4:

We say enough to the instigators of game show design for we are sick and dizzy. Show us the backs of these monstrous facades, for even bare plywood is a healthier texture. Oh you seekers of the new who run terrified from history into the clutches of an eternal life where no electric shaver can be built to last.

Item 5:

Close the bars! We require well lit media centers that serve soft drinks and milk. We require that top-40 radio stop it. And this for extant executive entertainers: We know when to laugh. Machines don't, and it is irritation to hear them laugh at the wrong time. They laugh at nothing and nothing isn't funny.

Item 6:

Find the evil doers, the merchant peddlers of Pavlovia who use our unmentionable parts against us. Will you hide behind a scrim of two-dimensional phosphorescence when Biology exacts its reward?

Item 7:

Profound faith in glamour is a surefire way to not see that you kill what you eat. We believe and worship a two-dimensional world. No god printers save us when we stand naked and brainless before an uncompromising and impartial physicality. We are sick now/get wise to the media. Join the art police. We call for posting of cow pictures in every fast food franchise. And for vegetarians, recordings of screaming vegetables at every salad bar.

Item 8:

Beautiful and effective communicative marketing and aesthetic media are not innately evil; merely seductive. However, seductive aesthetics and media are prone to undermine common sense and vision in a capitalistic culture. Our own creations have shamed us. Teaching us that the hand and opinion of the individual are not as legitimate as that of opinion transmuted and inflated by broadcast ... especially when that opinion is on 80-pound coated stock, in full color ... or when that opinion steals invisibly and incomprehensibly into a box in our homes. Would that society reveled in certain varieties of vandalism and disarray. May we mow our lawns and remain civilized.

Item 9:

It is unfortunate and unacceptable what vile and lazy do-nothings are given unwarranted credence for mouthing such foul and mean clichis as "rip-off" and "sell-out." They have no understanding of our economy and the time it takes society to go. Confess and shut up! Capitalism good or ill is the river in which we sink or swim. Inspiration has always been born of recombination.

Item 10:

In a capitalistic society such as the in which we live, aesthetics as an endeavor flows thorough a body which is built of free enterprise and various illnesses. In boom times art may be supported by wildcat speculation or my excess funds in form of grants from the state or patronship as a tax write-off. Currently we are suffering from a lean economy. By necessity we must infiltrate popular mediums. We are building a business-based art movement. This is not new. Admitting it is.

Item 11:

Business 1. To create a pseudo-avant-garde that is cost effective. 2. To create merchandising platforms on popular communications and entertainment media. 3. To extensively mine our recent and ancient past for icons worth remembering and permutating: recombo archaeology.

Item 12:

Waiting for art talent scouts? There are no art talent scouts. Face it, no one will seek you out. No one gives a shit.

Item 13:

Market saturation was reached in sixties - everyone knows that. Fine Elitist Art is of diminishing utility. There is not more reward for maintaining or joining an elite and sterile crew.

Item 14:

Elitist art cannot help the emergent complex through its painful and potentially stupidly dangerous adolescence. Start or support primitive industry, propaganda to no dogma, and environmental jarrs.

Item 15:

Law: If you want better media, go make it.

Item 16:

We are born capitalists and manufacturers of alternative goods and services. We are made propagandists and propose an antimedia to no dogma. We call for popular environmental manipulators, primitive industry, an avant-garde placed squarely in the entertainment field, for archaeologists and synthesizers.

Item 17:

A call for mutant intuition and wrestling is real. A current that synthesizes ideas and entertainment .. an antimedia that creates, participates, and services and broader-based lunatic fringe and one that is capable of finishing the century outright. An avant-garde that has no mean diversion and stocks the supermarket.

Item 18:

Our lack of popularity in high school was led us to think and thinking has lead us to this. No war is waged here; only a strain, a virus, a toxoid, a Rozz-Toxoid. The emergent complex asks for just twenty years of your time. Now, stand and sing ...

Final Note:

Capitalism for good or ill is the river in which we sink or swim, and stocks the supermarket

#I'm obv of a Howarth bent instead of a Groening #just look at how they ended up #the artist should work inside capitalism in the same sense a virus works inside it's host

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squaredcirclesirens · 7 years ago

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Ringbelles Roundup (4/27/18) – Jordynne Grace wins BLP Title, War Games match gets added to Wrestle Queendom, Ayako Hamada unseats SENDAI's starlet & is WAVE finalist, Tessa beats Kylie, more title changes, new match annoncements & more

Here are some title changes, nuances, big developments and retainments that occurred over this last weekend…

Miranda Salinas, Delilah Doom, Britt Baker and Chelsea Green all wrestled for a championship opportunity in Milwaukee, Wisconsin on Friday night, as the number one contendership to the Zelo Pro Women’s Title was on the line. Green picked up the win and will soon challenge the new champion, Tessa Blanchard; the title changed hands that same night in the show’s main event. Kylie Rae’s first defense with the championship turned out to be her final, as she fell victim to Tessa’s finisher, the Magnum… Charli Evans and Jetta have advanced to the semifinals of 3 Count Wrestling’s Women’s Title tournament after the two competitors bested Erin Angel and Rhia O’Reilly respectively in the first round matchups on Saturday in Northallerton. The promotion has already announced that Evans will be facing Jetta in the next round at their show in Hartlepool on May 19th. The event will also feature semi-finalists Sammii Jayne and Little Miss Roxxy squaring in their matchup… The teams of Raze and Tito Escondido and Delilah Doom and Eli Everfly have advanced past the first round of Rival Pro’s Tag Team Titles tournament, beating the duos of Michael Hopkins and KC Douglas and Jake Atlas and Lucas Riley respectively on Saturday… Toni Storm racked up three additional, successful title defenses as part of PROGRESS’ tour of Australia last week. She first retained the women’s belt up against Allyson Cruz on a show featuring performers from Explosive Pro Wrestling in Balcatta and knocked off Kellyanne two days later in Thornbury at a conjoined event with Melbourne City Wrestling. She finished out the tour with a retainment over Jessica Troy in Sydney… Nina Monet unseated Holidead of the Renegade Wrestling Alliance Women’s Title on Saturday in a matchup involving the former titleholder defending the belt against Londyn Ali also… On Thursday, Sierra defeated Aesop Mitchell to become the new ICW Midwest Champion, beating the titleholder and three other competitors in the show’s main event. She’s the first woman to have ever held the championship… Leva Bates retained her AWE Bombshells Title against Kaci Lennox on Friday in Cocoa, Florida. The promotion, Atomic Wrestling Entertainment, has been ousted for continuing to advertise Santana Garrett for the night’s event despite having the wherewithal that she would not be appearing according to the former NWA World Women’s Champion. Garrett has since made it public knowledge that due to their business practices, that she would no longer be working with the promotion going forward… Stacy Shadows title defense against Tess Valentine in Waukesha, Wisconsin on Saturday ended in a no contest, resulting in Shadows retaining the Brew City Wrestling Women’s belt… Miyako Matsumoto successfully retained the Ice Infinity Cross Championship against Ibuki Hoshi on Saturday in Saitama, Japan, picking up her second title defense…

Jordynne Grace took home the Black Label Pro Championship on Saturday after defeating Tom Lawlor – Mouse’s Wrestling Adventures ©

FaceBrooke and Shazza McKenzie made their way over to Crown Point, Indiana for Black Label Pro’s show on Saturday, however, the biggest story coming out of the event is the unseating of “Filthy” Tom Lawlor of the world championship by none other than Jordynne Grace. Grace had won the promotion’s Rumble match earlier this year and as a result, she was granted a shot at the Black Label Pro Title, which she’s now claimed thanks to a Vader Bomb… Britt Baker’s matchup against Tenille Dashwood at Remix Pro Wrestling’s show in Marietta, Ohio on Saturday was set to be under non-title contention, as Baker’s championship was not on the line. However, the match never took place, as Dashwood stood ringside with Samantha Heights taking her place. It was reported by PWInsider that Dashwood had trouble with her shoulder and was advised by doctors to sit out of the weekend’s bookings and take time off to recuperate. She underwent surgery on her shoulder back in July of 2011 and re-agitated it last May during a WWE Live event while overseas in Europe. Sassy Stephie made her return that night and took on Roni Nicole. The matchup marked Stephie’s first time back working for the promotion after dropping the Fury Championship to Tessa Blanchard back in April of 2016… Shotzi Blackheart won the revived IWA Women’s Title on Thursday, which you can read about here…

Ayako Hamada is the new SENDAI Girls World Champion after beating Chihiro Hashimoto in the event of Thursday’s show at Korakuen Hall. Hamada dethroned the champion in her third title reign, making Hashimoto the only competitor to have ever held the belt on three separate occasions. Hamada won the matchup with her patented finisher, the AP Cross and has since utilized the move once more to knock Arisa Nakajima and Misaki Ohata out of the running and she’s since acquired more success with the move and knocked Arisa Nakajima and Misaki Ohata out of the running for the finals of the 2018 Catch the WAVE. She now heads into the final matchup against Rina Yamashita, as she defeated Nagisa Nozaki to win the entire “Crazy” block and walked away with eleven points in total. The aforementioned were winners of the “Violence” block and with the promotion needing to determine the true winner, they booked a three-way fight between the women. Yamashita and Ayako Hamada face off in the finals at WAVE’s next Korakuen Hall date on May 4th along with the official retirement of Mika Iida, who’s scheduled five-person gauntlet match will not be happening due to injury. Nagisa Nozaki and Yuki Miyazaki will be defending the tag team titles at the show, as a no longer injured Takumi Iroha and Rin Kadokura get their rematch after vacating the belts back in January…

Another qualifier for NOVA Pro’s 2018 Women’s Commonwealth Cup took place at their Fairfax show on Friday, as Veda Scott faced off against Jordan Blade and the debuting FaceBrooke and won. Two other matches were booked for the show; Angelus Layne was originally set to go one-on-one with Isla Dawn after their scheduled matchup back in February got canceled due to the snowstorm, however, she wound up defeating Laynie Luck. Joining FaceBrooke in her quest over from Australia was Shazza McKenzie, as her official debut seen her take on Jordynne Grace in losing effort. Two more qualifying matches have gotten added to the promotion’s May 11th show in Annandale, Virginia. Shotzi Blackheart will take on Angelus Layne and Brittany Blake will face Allie Kat. Veda Scott, Penelope Ford, and Jordynne Grace are also set to appear… Brittany Blake picked up her first title defense since regaining the MCW Pro Women’s Championship last month on Saturday in Joppa, Maryland when she defeated Ivory Robyn in the show’s opener… Io Shirai picked up her ninth title defense with the Wonder of STARDOM Championship on Saturday in Osaka, as she retained successfully against Martina. She’s now tied the previous record set by Santana Garrett back in March of 2016 with the most defenses in the championship’s lineage, surpassing the reigns of Kairi Hojo, Yuzuki Aikawa and even her own original run with the belt back in 2015… Erica retained her All Star Women’s Title against Venom on Sunday in Oklahoma City

Here’s a look at what’s going this weekend on the North American indies, overseas in Europe and elsewhere…

Kris Wolf invades Europe once more this weekend – Kamikaze Pro Wrestling ©

Kris Wolf has a busy weekend ahead of her – she works Shanna at Kamikaze Pro’s show in Coventry on Friday night and heads over to Barcelona for Revolution Championship Wrestling’s event the following evening, where she faces Mauro Chaves. Those events will also feature matches like Millie McKenzie taking on Charli Evans, Viper contesting for Sammii Jayne’s RCW Women’s Championship, Livvii Grace going up against Jetta, Bobbi Tyler battling Chakara, Tracy, Laura Di Matteo and Kleo Mallette colliding in a three-way and Killer Kelly facing Flo Riley… On Friday night, Kylie Rae and GPA will be defending their Freelance Tag Team Titles up against Holidead and Thunder Rosa in Chicago… Sabotage Wrestling holds another show in Austin on Saturday and its headlined by Erica Torres’ most recent title defense, as she takes on former champion, Delilah Doom. Baby D and Phoebe will be defending their tag straps up against the team of Myka and Rob Love. Lacey Lane will be taking on Isla Dawn, Robyn Reid takes on J. Serious, Rachael Ellering and Thunder Rosa will collide and Nikki Knight will face off against Alex Gracia, Hyan, and Rockelle Vaughn… Little Miss Roxxy faces Chakara for Tidal Championship Wrestling in Leeds on Sunday… Kimber Lee’s return to the independent scene has already landed her first title shot. She challenges LuFisto head-on for the SHINE Championship at Friday’s show in Ybor City, as it will be the titleholder’s fourteenth-defense to date. Nothing else has been announced for SHINE 50 besides an Anything Goes match between Rain and Stormie Lee and a bunch of names like Aerial Monroe, Jordynne Grace, Dynamite DiDi, Isla Dawn, Kiera Hogan and Leva Bates all being in the building…

Xia Brookside’s latest title defense is one of the many announced contests that’s going to be taking place at today’s GRL Wrestling show at the Westgate Hall in Canterbury, England. The full-female lineup sees her defending the IPW Women’s Championship up against Rhia O’Reilly in the show’s headliner after her original opponent, Kay Lee Ray couldn’t make the show due to a scheduling conflict. The matchup will be Brookside’s first time defending the belt inside of Europe since winning it off of Livvii Grace back in December. Her first and second title defenses happened within the confines of her ongoing tour with STARDOM this year, retaining against Natsuko Tora in February and most recently against Konami back at Dream Slam in Nagoya on April 1st. Also signed for the event is two singles meetings, as Erin Angel will be taking on Chakara and Ayesha Raymond will be going up against Nightshade. Sadie Gibbs and Bobbi Tyler will be tag team action against the likes of Jayde and Shax… Tenille Dashwood will also be making the rounds this weekend, but over in Europe – she meets Jinny in a non-title match for Pro Wrestling Chaos’ show in Yate and goes up against Xia Brookside for IPW: UK’s Rochester event on Sunday… Nicole Matthews takes on Rebel Kel at Defy Wrestling’s show in Tacoma, Washington on Saturday… Tess Valentine has a title defense signed for Saturday’s Atomic Championship Wrestling show in Reading, Pennsylvania. She defends the Rogue Women Warriors belt up against the likes of Ray Lyn, Trixie Tash, and Rebecca Payne. Three other matches are booked for the show, as Londyn Ali takes on Riley Shepard, Hellen Vale faces off with Kaci Dillon and LuFisto takes on a competitor that is not only a former All Japan Women’s Pro-Wrestling Champion, but also holds a reign with the Arsion Title. The promotion was not specific in which championship they were referencing, as the defunct company, which was founded by Aja Kong back in 1997, had three titles, the Queen of Arsion (main title), Sky High of Arsion (secondary) and the Twin Star of Arsion (tag team titles). Kong and Mima Shimoda are the most likely candidates to be making this trip over to Pennsylvania, as both are former Queen of Arsion titleholders. Ayako Hamada is another guess; she held the Sky High of Arsion belt back in 2000 and held the WWWA World Singles Championship, otherwise known as the “red belt” in AJW in 2003 and again in 2004… Raze takes on Heather Monroe for Ground Zero San Diego on Saturday…

Its hard to believe that a newly-signed Tessa Blanchard and Kimber Lee will face off for the very first time this weekend, but it’s happening – Beyond Wrestling ©

Beyond Wrestling presents two shows this weekend, one happening in Philadelphia on Saturday night and Sunday’s show taking place in Worcester. The first event features Kimber Lee’s official homecoming, as she faces Tessa Blanchard. Penelope Ford and Joey Janela will be in tag team action, going up against Tracy Williams and Wheeler Yuta. Sunday’s card includes a one-on-one matchup between Kimber Lee and Jordynne Grace. The last time these two clashed was back in February of 2016 on a show for Atomic Championship Wrestling in Reading. The match between Kimber-Tessa is actually a first time thing. Beyond Wrestling has also announced that they will be streaming a matinee prior to Sunday’s show and it will be available for free, at this link and is going to includes matches like Karen Q and Tasha Steelz squaring off with Maria Manic and Penelope Ford, Davienne taking on Solo Darling and Skylar taking on Tessa Blanchard

North America

Holidead, Shotzi Blackheart, and Laynie Luck square off in the co-main event for Kaiju-a-go-go’s show on May 19th in Berwyn, Illinois… Santana Garrett’s debut for House Of Glory sees her face Sonya Strong at their May 18th show in Elmhurst… One of the first competitors announced for this year’s American Joshi Queen of Queens tournament, which takes place on June 24th in Austin is Su Yung… Holidead and Priscilla Kelly are set to appear at Alternative Wrestling Show’s October 20th show in South Gate, California… The returns of Ashley Vox and Skylar were announced for Limitless Wrestling’s May 11th show in Portland, Maine. Kimber Lee and Rachael Ellering will be making their debuts as part of the event and it’s already been advertised that Lee will take on Skylar… Capitol Wrestling is possibly going to be crowning a women’s champion at the May 20th event in New Britain, Connecticut. The promotion has not officially stated that the matchup between Nyla Rose, Vanity, Karen Q and Ariela Nyx is going to be for a title, but they have been teasing that the winner could be inaugurated as the champion… The next set of tapings for SHIMMER’s Volumes 105-108 have been announced for the weekend of October 20-21st in Berwyn, Illinois… Veda Scott takes on Maria Manic and Harlow O’Hara for Innovative Pro Wrestling’s event in Ridgefield Park, New Jersey on May 27th… Raze and Jessicka Havok will be getting the chance to duke it out once again on July 21st after their previous collision for Alternative Wrestling Show ended in a double count-out… Chelsea Green and Santana Garrett face off against Robyn Reid and Janai for Pro Wrestling 2.0 on May 8th… Kris Wolf defends the AWS Women’s Championship against Cheerleader Melissa as part of the sixth-annual women’s tournament on June 30th… Jordynne Grace was one of the first competitors announced for Reality Of Wrestling’s sequel to “Ladies Night Out” on May 19th in Texas City and joining her so far is Barbi Hayden, Sheeva, Hyan, Laynie Luck and Kylie Rae. Matches are also starting to be announced, as Ivelisse takes on Kiera Hogan and Hayden will take on Hyan… Rachael Ellering was announced as an entrant into the 2018 Women’s Commonwealth Cup… Battle Club Pro has announced a second women’s show for June 16th in Stafford Springs, Connecticut. Santana Garrett, Harlow O’Hara, Tasha Steelz, Su Yung and Veda Scott are some of the first names confirmed to be appearing… Maria James competes in her first King of the Deathmatch tournament for IWA Mid-South on Friday, May 18th through Saturday, May 19th… Leva Bates, Vanessa Kraven, Raze and Shotzi Blackheart are already announced for Alternative Wrestling Show’s September 22nd show… Karen Q is set to work Pennsylvania Premiere Wrestling’s May 19th show in Hazelton… Queens of Combat’s next show date is set for May 19th at the Hebron Hall in Charlotte, North Carolina. Aja Perera, Kimber Lee, Brittany Blake, Jessicka Havok, Nevaeh along with current champion, Su Yung are among the competitors set to appear… Savanna Stone and Priscilla Kelly face off at Glory Pro’s May 6th show in Collinsville, Illinois… Sumie Sakai, Brandi Rhodes, Kelly Klein and Tenille Dashwood are apart of the ensemble cast for Ring of Honor’s upcoming tour of the United Kingdom, which kicks off on May 24th in Edinburgh, Scotland… Jessicka Havok defends the AAW Women’s Championship against Kimber Lee in Chicago on May 25th

Japan

The year-annual Cinderella tournament takes place at this coming Monday’s show at Korakuen Hall and it consists of matches like Io Shirai taking on Chardonnay, Mayu Iwatani going up against Tam Nakano, Kagetsu facing Jungle Kyona and Brandi Rhodes battling Natsu Sumire all in effort to crown this year’s winner and next recipient of a world title shot… Yuu Yamagata injured her ankle during her matchup with DASH Chisako on Sunday… Sahara Se7en has announced that she’ll be heading over for her first tour of the country starting next month with Chigusa Nagayo’s Marvelous. Her official debut will be apart of the May 3rd show at the Nagoya City Sports Center in Nagoya… Ayako Hamada first defense with the SENDAI Girls World Title headlines the promotion’s May 13th show when she takes on DASH Chisako

Europe

Blue Nikita challenges Katey Harvey for the GWF Women’s Title at Women’s Wrestling Revolution 8: All Eyes On Us – German Wrestling Federation ©

German Wrestling Federation has added more to it’s May 4th lineup in Berlin. Katey Harvey and Blue Nikita will officially fight one-on-one for the championship in a No Disqualification matchup after the match and its stipulation got nixed from the last women’s show a while back. Toni Storm defends the PROGRESS Women’s belt in the country for the first time; she takes on Wesna Busic three days before facing Charli Morgan for the belt in London. Also, Nicole Matthews will be facing Ayesha Raymond and Killer Kelly takes on Valkyrie… Lana Austin faces Lady Darcy Chardonnay for New Generation Wrestling on May 27th in Keighley… LuFisto makes her WXW Germany debut at their May 18th and 19th shows in Hamburg and Bielefeld. Kay Lee Ray will also be working the Hamburg show in addition to the promotion’s show in Koln on May 22nd… British Empire Wrestling has finished out their card for their May 20th show in Mitcham, London which features their year-annual, International Grand Prix. Already announced for the tournament were matches between Jayde and Little Miss Roxxy and Kirsty Love taking on Shanna. Kasey Owens will face off against LuFisto in the first round, along with Skye Smitson taking on current champion, Kat Von Kaige, Zan Phoenix going up against Sadie Gibbs, Laura Di Matteo taking on Killer Kelly and Jetta taking on KC Spinelli… Pro Wrestling: EVE continues to beef up the card for their upcoming show on May 5th in London. They have just added a War Games match between Rhia O’Reilly’s team of Addy Starr, Laura Di Matteo and Emi Sakura going up against the team of Blue Nikita, Jayla Dark, Jamie Hayter and Charli Evans… More Lana Austin news – she’s chosen her partners for FutureShock’s May 13th event in Stockport. She teams up with Leah Owens and Viper to take on Molly Spartan, Jayla Dark, and Kasey Owens. It’s been announced that Jessica Light will be taking her on for Fighting Spirit’s Liverpool show on June 17th

Australia & New Zealand

Melbourne City Wrestling has announced the return of Tenille Dashwood at their July 21st show in Thornbury, Victoria

Results (April 18th – April 25th)

April 18: PROGRESS / Explosive Pro Wrestling (Balcatta, Perth) – Toni Storm(c) d Allyson Cruz

April 18: SEAdLINNNG (Tokyo, Japan) – Arisa Nakajima d Mio Momono; Kaori Yoneyama & Rina Yamashita d Sae Nomura & Saki Akai; Aoi Kizuki, Hiroyo Matsumoto & Misaki Ohata d Makoto, Nagisa Nozaki & Ryo Mizunami; Arisa Nakajima & Tsukasa Fujimoto d Command Bolshoi & Yoshiko

April 18: WRESTLE-1 (Tokyo, Japan) – ASUKA & Hiroe Nagahama d Hana Kimura & Natsumi Maki

April 18: WWE Live (Kapstadt, South Africa) – Bayley d Sasha Banks; Nia Jax (c) d Sonya Deville

Rain and Shazza McKenzie’s first-time one-on-one matchup took place despite not being involved in the IWA Women’s Title tourney – Mouse’s Wrestling Adventures ©

April 19: IWA Mid-South (Memphis, IN) – Rain d Shazza McKenzie; Nevaeh d Christi Jaynes & Delilah Doom; Kikyo d Dementia D’Rose; Shotzi Blackheart d FaceBrooke and Hudson Envy; Allie Kat d Amazing Maria & Ruby Raze; Kikyo d Nevaeh; Shotzi Blackheart d Allie Kat; Shotzi Blackheart d Kikyo

April 19: NXT Live (Washington, District Of Columbia) – Candice LeRae & Nikki Cross d Bianca Belair & Lacey Evans; Shayna Baszler (c) d Kairi Sane

April 19: WWE Live (Sanford, FL) – Dakota Kai & Steffanie Newell d Aliyah & Kavita Devi; Ember Moon d Vanessa Borne

April 19: SENDAI Girls (Tokyo, Japan) – Ami Sato d Manami; Aiger & Sakura Hirota d KAORU & Solo Darling; Alex Lee, DASH Chisako, Hiroyo Matsumoto & Mio Momono d Aja Kong, Cassandra Miyagi, Heidi Katrina & Sammii Jayne; Mika Iwata d Hana Kimura; Io Shirai vs. Meiko Satomura – Time Limit Draw; Ayako Hamada d Chihiro Hashimoto (c)

April 19: WWE Live (Kapstadt, South Africa) – Asuka d Bayley & Sasha Banks; Nia Jax d Mandy Rose

April 19: Insane Championship Wrestling (Milwaukee, WI) – Sierra d Aesop Mitchell (c), Rocky King, TW3 & Mason

April 20: Zelo Pro Wrestling (Milwaukee, WI) – Tessa Blanchard d Kylie Rae(c); Chelsea Green d Delilah Doom, Miranda Salinas & Britt Baker

April 20: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Gütersloh, Germany) – Killer Kelly d Melanie Gray

April 20: AAA (Tijuana, Mexico) – Ashley, Estrella Divina & Faby Apache d Bi Mami, Mamba & Pimpinela Escarlata

April 20: PROGRESS / Melbourne City Wrestling (Northcote, Melbourne) – Toni Storm(c) d Kellyanne

April 20: Amped Up Wrestling (Los Angeles, CA) – Mariah Moreno d Sage Sin

April 20: Atomic Wrestling Entertainment (Cocoa, FL) – Leva Bates (c) d Kaci Lennox

April 20: CMLL (Mexico City, Mexico) – Dalys la Caribena, La Amapola & La Seductora d Kaho Kobayashi, Marcela & Princesa Sugehit

April 20: Northeast Wrestling (Waterbury, CT) – Kasey Catal d Karen Q

Harlow O’Hara went head-to-head with Faye Jackson at NOVA Pro’s show on Friday and afterwards found herself aligned with Angelus Layne – Jay Lee Photography ©

April 20: NOVA Pro Wrestling (Fairfax, VA) – Angelus Layne d Laynie Luck; Veda Scott d FaceBrooke & Jordan Blade; Devin Cutter & Mason Cutter d Allie Kat & Christi Jaynes; Harlow O’Hara d Faye Jackson; Jordynne Grace d Shazza McKenzie; Arik Royal d Allie Kat, Angelus Layne, Aspyn Rose, Beau Crockett, Billy Dixon and Bobby Orlando, Bobby Shields, Breaux Keller, Cain Justice, Christi Jayne, Graham Bell, Gunner Miller, Harlow O’Hara, Isaiah Frazier, Jake Garvin, Jake Hollister, Jaxon Stone, Jean Jean Lebon, John Kermon, Josh Fuller, Laynie Luck, Logan Easton LaRoux, Mack Buckler, Mecha Mercenary, Mikey Banker, Sage Philips, Slade Porter, The Masked Villain & Tremmor

April 21: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Frankfort, Germany) – Melanie Gray d Killer Kelly

April 21: Australasian Wrestling Federation (Melbourne, Victoria) – Erika Reid d Vixen

April 21: Brew City Wrestling (Waukesha, WI) – Stacy Shadows (c) vs. Tess Valentine – No Contest

April 21: NXT Live (Bel Air, MD) – Bianca Belair & Lacey Evans d Candice LeRae & Kairi Sane; Shayna Baszler (c) d Nikki Cross April 21: WWE Live (Johnson City, TN) – Naomi d Lana; Carmella (c) d Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair

April 21: 3 Count Wrestling (Northallerton, North Yorkshire) – Charli Evans d Erin Angel; Jetta d Rhia O’Reilly

April 21: Pro Wrestling WAVE (Tokyo, Japan) – Fairy Nihonbashi & Yako Fujigasaki d Ryo Mizunami & Yumi Ohka; Sakura Hirota vs. Yuki Miyazaki – No Contest; Makoto & Mika Iida d Moeka Haruhi & Rin Kadokura; ASUKA vs Miyuki Takase – Time Limit Draw; Arisa Nakajima d Hiroe Nagahama; Nagisa Nozaki vs Rina Yamashita – Time Limit Draw; Misaki Ohata d Ayako Hamada

April 21: MCW Pro Wrestling (Joppa, MD) – Brittany Blake(c) d Ivory Robyn

April 21: Prairie Wrestling Alliance (Edmonton, Alberta) – KJ Cash d Kat Von Heez

April 21: Orange County Championship Wrestling (Los Alamitos, CA) – Auntie Hydie d Phil Goode

April 21: Independent Pro Wrestling Germany (Lübeck, Germany) – Kat Siren d Toxic Spider Thekla; Kati Libra d Jami Sparx

April 21: STARDOM (Osaka, Japan) – Ruaka d Leo Onozaki; Nao Yamaguchi & Natsu Sumire d Candy Floss & Shiki Shibusawa; Bea Priestley & Chardonnay d Mary Apache & Natsumi; Hana Kimura, Hazuki & Kagetsu d Jungle Kyona, Kaori Yoneyama & Natsuko Tora; Mayu Iwatani, Saki Kashima & Starlight Kid d AZM, Konami & Momo Watanabe; Io Shirai (c) d Martina

April 21: Renegade Wrestling Alliance (West Newton, PA) – Nina Monet d Holidead (c) & Londyn Ali

April 21: Global Entertainment Wrestling (Salaberry de Valleyfield, Quebec) – Angie Skye d Eve

April 21: Remix Pro Wrestling (Marietta, OH) – Roni Nicole d Sassy Stephie; Britt Baker d Samantha Heights

April 21: CHIKARA (Philadelphia, PA) – Blanche Babish d Gabby Ortiz; Oceanea & Merlok d Sylverhawk & Razerhawk

April 21: I Believe In Wrestling (Orlando, FL) – Raegan Fire d Lexi Gomez; Kaci Lennox d Sofia Castillo; Lexi Gomez & Sofia Castillo d Kaci Lennox & Raegan Fire; Chasyn Rance d Momma Clover; Chasyn Rance & Sofia Castillo d Kaci Lennox & Momma Clover; Jay Sky & Kaci Lennox d CT Brown & Sofia Castillo; Sofia Castillo d Kaci Lennox; Jason Dugan, Momma Clover & Raegan Fire d Jay Sky, Jerry Curls & Lexi Gomez; Amber Nova, Bruce Santee & Chasyn Rance d Ariel Dominguez, Frankie Berrios & Lexi Gomez

April 21: Dynamo Pro Wrestling (St. Louis, MO) – Monica Passeri d Lynn Ramsey & Savanna Stone

April 21: Black Label Pro (Crown Point, IN) – Jordynne Grace d Tom Lawlor(c)

April 21: Northeast Wrestling (Bethany, CT) – Penelope Ford d Jawselyn

April 21: Destiny Wrestling Organization (Albuquerque, NM) – Chelsea Green d Shotzi Blackheart

April 21: Ice Ribbon (Saitama, Japan) – Karen DATE, Risa Sera, Satsuki Totoro d Asahi, Matsuya Uno & Nao DATE; Tsukasa Fujimoto d Giulia; Tsukushi d Akane Fujita and Mochi Miyagi; Miyako Matsumoto (c) d Ibuki Hoshi

April 21: WWE Live (Johannesburg, South Africa) – Nia Jax (c) d Mandy Rose; Asuka d Bayley & Sasha Banks

April 21: NXT Live (Fort Pierce, FL) – Reina Gonzalez d Rhea Ripley; Dakota Kai & Steffanie Newell d Billie Kay & Peyton Royce

April 21: SENDAI Girls (Sendai, Miyagi, Japan) – Sammii Jayne d Solo Darling; Alex Lee & Mika Iwata d Cassandra Miyagi & Mio Momono; Manami & Meiko Satomura defeat Ami Sato & Chihiro Hashimoto; DASH Chisako & KAORU d Heidi Katrina & Yuu Yamagata

April 21: New Horizon Pro Wrestling (Success, Western Australia) – Lena Kross d Jay Taylor

April 21: Rival Pro Wrestling (Pomona, CA) – Ruby Raze & Tito Escondido d KC Douglas & Michael Hopkins; Delilah Doom & Eli Everfly d Jake Atlas & Lucas Riley

April 21: Melbourne City Wrestling (Thornbury, Victoria) – Toni Storm d Avary; Kellyanne d Indi Hartwell

April 21: Legends Of Wrestling (Detroit, MI) – Jessie Belle Smothers d KC Spinelli

April 22: PURE -J (Tokyo, Japan) – Leon d Mari Manji; Hanako Nakamori d Yako Fujigasaki; KAZUKI & Command Bolshoi d Rydeen Hagane & Manami Katsu

April 22: All Sar Pro (Oklahoma City, OK) – Erica (c) d Venom

Ayako Hamada and Misaki Ohata battled it out to win their respective block at WAVE’s show on Sunday, but in the end, it would be Hamada going forward into the finals of the 2018 Catch the WAVE – @kmaxjapan ©

April 22: Pro Wrestling WAVE (Tokyo, Japan) – Fairy Nipponbashi, Moeka Haruhi & Miyuki Takase d Yumi Ohka, Ryo Mizunami & ASUKA; Tsukasa Fujimoto d Hiroe Nagahama; Rin Kadokura d Yuki Miyazaki; Sakura Hirota d Yuki Miyazaki; Rina Yamashita d Nagisa Nozaki

April 22: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Koln, Germany) – Absolute Andy & Melanie Gray d Killer Kelly & Mark Davis

April 22: Italian Championship Wrestling/ Union Of European Wrestling Alliances (Milan, Italy) – Mary Cooper d Queen Maya

April 22: Impact Wrestling (Orlando, FL) – Taya Valkyrie d Kiera Hogan; Allie(c) d Su Yung

April 22: International Wrestling Revolution Group (Naucalpan de Juarez, Mexico) – Dinamic Black, Diosa Atenea & La Diva Salvaje d Dragon Bane, Lilith Dark & Reina del Sur

April 22: K-DOJO (Tokyo, Japan) – Ayame Sasamura d Rina Shingaki; Dinosaur Takuma, Kotaro Yoshino & Yuma d Bambi, Makoto & Yuki Shizuku, GO Asakawa, Kaji Tomato & Marines Mask, Kasai, Kelly Sixx & One Man Kru, Carbell Ito, Ricky Fuji & Yoshihiro Horaguchi

April 22: Southern Underground Pro (Nashville, TN) – Joshua Bishop d Allie Kat

April 22: NXT Live (Johnstown, PA) – Candice LeRae d Bianca Belair; Kairi Sane & Nikki Cross d Lacey Evans & Shayna Baszler

April 22: SENDAI Girls( Hokkaido, Japan) – Solo Darling d Mio Momono; KAORU d Eiger – Countout; DASH Chisako d Yuu Yamagata; Chihiro Hashimoto & Meiko Satomura d Sammi Jayne & Aja Kong; Heidi Katrina(c) & Cassandra Miyagi(c) d Mika iwata & Alex Lee

April 22: WWE Live (Chattanooga, TN) – Naomi d Lana; Carmella (c) d Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair

April 23: WWE Live (Bowling Green, KY) – Naomi d Lana; Carmella (c) d Becky Lynch & Charlotte Flair

April 23: Monday Night RAW (St. Louis, MO) – Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, Liv Morgan, Ruby Riott & Sarah Logan d Bayley, Ember Moon, Natalya, Nia Jax & Sasha Banks by DQ

April 23: PROGRESS / Pro Wrestling Australia (Pyrmont, Sydney) – Toni Storm(c) d Jessica Troy

April 24: Smackdown Live (Louisville, KY) – Billie Kay & Peyton Royce d Asuka & Becky Lynch

Upcoming (April 25th – December 24th)

April 27: Ring of Honor (West Palm Beach, FL) – Kelly Klein vs Deonna Purrazzo

April 27: SHINE 50 (Ybor City, NY) – Kimber Lee vs LuFisto(c); Ivelisse; Mercedes Martinez; Luscious Latasha; Amber Nova; Isla Dawn; Amanda Carolina Rodriguez; Leva Bates; Candy Cartwright; Kiera Hogan; Dementia D’Rose; Priscilla Kelly; Jayme Jameson; Dynamite DiDi; Tesha Price; Jessie Belle; Renee Michelle; Brandi Lauren; Jordynne Grace; Santana Garrett; Aerial Monroe; Rain vs Stormie Lee

April 27: GRL Wrestling (Canterbury, Kent) – Erin Engel vs Chakara; Bobbi Tyler & Sadie Gibbs vs Shax & Jayde; Ayesha Raymond vs Nightshade; Xia Brookside(c) vs Rhia O’Reilly

April 27: Freelance Wrestling (Chicago, IL) – Kylie Rae(c) & GPA(c) vs Thunder Rosa & Holidead

April 27: Kamikaze Pro Wrestling (Coventry, West Midlands) – Kris Wolf vs Shanna; Millie McKenzie vs Charli Evans

April 28: Beyond Wrestling (Philadelphia, PA) – Kimber Lee vs Tessa Blanchard; Penelope Ford & Joey Janela vs Tracy Williams & Wheeler Yuta

– Ground Zero San Diego ©

April 28: Ground Zero San Diego (Imperial Beach, CA) – Raze vs Heather Monroe

April 28: Defy Wrestling (Tacoma, WA) – Nicole Matthews vs Rebel Kel

April 28: Revolution Championship Wrestling (Barcelona, Spain) – Bobbi Tyler vs Chakara; Viper vs Sammii Jayne(c); Jetta vs Livvii Grace; Laura Di Matteo vs Tracy vs Kleo Mallette; Flo Riley vs Killer Kelly; Kris Wolf vs Mauro Chaves

April 28: Pro Wrestling Chaos (Yate, South Gloucestershire) – Tenille Dashwood vs Jinny

April 28: Ground Zero San Diego (Imperial Beach, CA) – Raze vs Heather Monroe

April 28: Sabotage Wrestling (Austin, TX) – Lacey Lane vs Isla Dawn; Alex Gracia vs Rockelle Vaughn vs Nikki Knight vs Hyan; Delilah Doom vs Erica Torres(c); Rachael Ellering vs Thunder Rosa; Baby D & Phoebe vs Myka & Rob Love; Leva Bates vs Angel Blue; J. Serious vs Robyn Reid

April 28: Atomic Championship Wrestling (Reading, PA) – Tess Valentine(c) vs Ray Lyn vs Rebecca Payne vs Trixie Tash; Hellen Vale vs Kaci Dillon; Londyn Ali vs Riley Shepard

April 28: Wrestling GO (Marayoung, New South Wales) – Shazza McKenzie vs TBA; Lisa Marie Varon vs FaceBrooke

April 29: IPW United Kingdom (Rochester, Kent) – Xia Brookside vs Tenille Dashwood

April 29: Freelance Wrestling (Chicago, IL) – Kylie Rae & Shotzi Blackheart vs GPA & Craig Mitchell

April 29: Tidal Championship Wrestling (Leeds, West Yorkshire) – Little Miss Roxxy vs Chakara

April 29: SMASH Wrestling (London, Ontario) – Vanessa Kraven vs Jody Threat vs Shotzi Blackheart

April 29: Beyond Wrestling (Worcester, MA) – Jordynne Grace vs Kimber Lee; Tessa Blanchard vs Skylar

April 30: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan) – Konami vs Momo Watanabe; Kagetsu vs Jungle Kyona; Hana Kimura vs Hazuki; Session Moth Martina vs Bea Priestley; Brandi Rhodes vs Natsu Sumire; Io Shirai vs Chardonnay; Mayu Iwatani vs Tam Nakano; Saki Kashima vs Candy Floss

May 3: Ice Ribbon (Kanagawa, Japan)

May 3: TNT Extreme Wrestling (Liverpool, England) – Lana Austin(c) vs TBA

May 3: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan) – Io Shirai, Momo Watanabe, Konami, AZM & Bea Priestley vs Natsu Sumire, Brandi Rhodes, Hazuki, Hana Kimura & Kagetsu; Chardonnay vs Martina; Jungle Kyona, Natsuko Tora & Mary Apache vs Tam Nakano, Saki Kashima & Mayu Iwatani; Ruaka & Kaori Yoneyama vs Starlight Kid & Shiki Shibusawa; Candy Floss vs Hanan; Natsumi vs Nao Yamaguchi vs Leo Onozaki

May 3: Tokyo Joshi Pro (Tokyo, Japan)

May 3: K-DOJO (Chiba, Japan)

May 3: Marvelous (Nagoya, Aichi, Japan)

May 3: SEAdLINNNG (Kanagawa, Japan)

May 4: German Wrestling Federation (Berlin, Germany) – Katey Harvey(c) vs Blue Nikita; Wesna Busic vs Toni Storm(c); Killer Kelly vs Valkyrie; Nicole Matthews vs Ayesha Raymond; Laura Di Matteo; Tracy; Jamie Hayter

May 4: Pro Wrestling WAVE (Tokyo, Japan) – Ayako Hamada vs Rina Yamashita; Rin Kadokura & Takumi Iroha vs Nagisa Nozaki(c) & Yuki Miyazuki(c)

May 4: The Resistance (Summitt, IL) – Roni Nicole vs Holidead

May 4: K-DOJO (Chiba, Japan)

May 4: Riptide Wrestling (Brighton, East Sussex) – Jinny vs Jimmy Havoc

May 4: Gatoh Move (Tokyo, Japan)

May 4: Pacific Coast Wrestling Ultra (Wilmington, CA) – Tessa Blanchard vs Chelsea Green

May 4: Fight Club: PRO (Wolverhampton, West Midlands) – Meiko Satomura vs Chris Brookes

May 4: PURE-J (Tokyo, Japan) – KAZUKI vs Hanako Nakamori(c); Yako Fujigasaki & Rydeen Hagane vs Manami Katsu & SAKI

May 5: IGNITE Wrestling (Vero Beach, FL) – Alex Williams vs Kaci Lennox vs Aspyn Rose vs Sofi Castillo

May 5: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Oberhausen, Germany) – Tenille Dashwood vs Toni Storm

May 5: DIANA (Tokyo, Japan)

May 5: Maverick Pro Wrestling (Burbank, CA) – Deonna Purrazzo; Sumie Sakai

May 5: Newcastle Pro Wrestling (Charlestown, New South Wales) – Indi Hartwell vs Madison Eagles vs Shazza McKenzie vs Harley Wonderland

May 5: PURE-J’s “P-Ray-L Produce” (Tokyo, Japan) – Arisa Nakajima vs Rydeen Hagane; Manami Katsu & Yako Fujigasaki vs Leon(c) & Command Bolshoi(c); KAZUKI vs Marypa; Aoi Kizuki & SAKI vs Hanako Nakamori & Makoto;

May 5: Marvelous (Kanagawa, Japan)

May 5: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London) – Laura Di Matteo, Emi Sakura, Addy Starr & Rhia O’Reilly vs Blue Nikita, Jamie Hayter, Jayla Dark & Charli Evans; Kay Lee Ray vs Meiko Satomura; Charlie Morgan vs Sammii Jayne(c); Millie McKenzie vs Leah Owens vs Nina Samuels vs Kasey Owens vs Livvii Grace vs TBA; Aja Kong vs Viper; Jetta vs Nicole Matthews; Jinny vs Kris Wolf

May 5: Ice Ribbon (Kanagawa, Japan)

May 5: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan) – Io Shirai(c) vs Kagetsu; AZM, Bea Priestley, Konami, Momo Watanabe & Chardonnay vs Tam Nakano, Mayu Iwatani,, Saki Kashima, Candy Floss & Starlight Kid; Hana Kimura, Hazuki & Brandi Rhodes vs Natsuko Tora, Shiki Shibusawa & Jungle Kyona; Natsu Sumire, Martina & Nao Yamaguchi vs Mary Apache, Natsumi & Ruaka; Kaori Yoneyama vs Leo Onozaki vs Hanan

May 5: Tokyo Joshi Pro (Tokyo, Japan)

May 6: PROGRESS (London, England) – Sierra Loxton, Millie McKenzie & TBA vs Nina Samuels, Chakara & Jinny

May 6: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan) – Hana Kimura, Brandi Rhodes, Natsu Sumire & Martina vs Konami, Bea Priestley, Chardonnay & AZM; Mayu Iwatani, Saki Kashima, Shiki Shibusawa, Natsumi & Tam Nakano vs Candy Floss, Mary Apache, Kaori Yoneyama, Natsuko Tora & Jungle Kyona; Io Shirai & Momo Watanabe vs Kagetsu & Hazuki; Starlight Kid(c) vs Ruaka; Hanan vs Nao Yamaguchi vs Leo Onozaki

May 6: Southside Wrestling Entertainment (St. Neots, Cambridgshire) – The Hunter Brothers vs Stevie Boy & Kay Lee Ray

May 6: Glory Pro Wrestling (Collinsville, IL) – Savanna Stone vs Priscilla Kelly

May 6: PURE-J (Tokyo, Japan) – Manami Katsu & Rydeen Hagane vs Sareee & Mari; SAKI; Aoi Kizuki; Makoto

May 6: Pro Wrestling WAVE (Shizuoka, Japan)

May 7: PROGRESS (London, England) – Charlie Morgan vs Toni Storm(c)

May 8: Pro Wrestling 2.0 (Orlando, FL) – Santana Garrett & Chelsea Green vs Robyn Reid & Janai

May 11: NOVA Pro Wrestling (Annandale, VA) – Shotzi Blackheart vs Angelus Layne; Veda Scott; Allie Kat vs Brittany Blake; Jordynne Grace; Penelope Ford

May 11: Limitless Wrestling (Portland, ME) – Ashley Vox; Kimber Lee vs Skylar; Rachael Ellering

May 11: Southside Wrestling Entertainment (Stevenage, Hertfordshire) – LuFisto vs Kasey Owens; Rosemary

May 11: VIP Wrestling (Arlington, TX) – Thunder Rosa & Holidead vs Baby D & Phoebe

May 12: Wrestling GO (Marayoung, New South Wales) – Facebrooke

May 12: Making Towns Classic (Nashville, TN) – Isla Dawn vs Harlow O’Hara; Savanna Stone vs Jordynne Grace; Layie Luck vs Aja Perera; Kylie Rae vs Veda Scott; Faye Jackson vs Angelus Layne; Hudson Envy vs Penelope Ford; Allie Kat vs Su Yung; Samantha Heights vs Priscilla Kelly

May 12: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

May 12: RISE/ International Wrestling Cartel (Pittsburgh, PA) – Mercedes Martinez vs Deonna Purrazzo; Delilah Doom(c) vs Jessicka Havok; Tessa Blanchard vs Britt Baker(c); Kimber Lee vs Shotzi Blackheart

May 12: Ice Ribbon (Saitama, Japan)

May 12: Strong Style Wrestling (Indianapolis, IN) – ODB vs Angelina Love; Charlie Kruel vs Ari Alvarado vs Eye Candy Elliot vs Corey Storm vs Brey Havoc vs TBA

May 13: Revolution Pro (London, England)

May 13: Ice Ribbon (Tokyo, Japan)

May 13: Marvelous (Tokyo, Japan)

May 13: Wrestling Has A Tomorrow (Providence, RI) – Rachael Ellering

May 13: FutureShock Wrestling (Stockport, Greater Manchester) – Lana Austin, Leah Owens & Viper vs Molly Spartan, Kasey Owens & Jayla Dark

May 13: SENDAI Girls (Osaka, Japan) – Ayako Hamada(c) vs DASH Chisako

May 15: Pro Wrestling WAVE (Tokyo, Japan)

May 16: SEAdLINNNG (Tokyo, Japan)

May 18-19: IWA Mid-South (Memphis, IN) – Amazing Maria

May 18: House Of Glory (Elmhurst, NY) – Santana Garrett vs Sonya Strong

May 18: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Hamburg, Germany) – LuFisto; Kay Lee Ray

May 19: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Bielefeld, Germany) – LuFisto

May 19: Reality Of Wrestling (Texas City, TX) – Ivelisse vs Kiera Hogan; Sheeva; Kylie Rae; Jordynne Grace; Laynie Luck; Barbi Hayden vs Hyan

May 19: WrestleCircus (Austin, TX)

– Kaiju-a-go-go ©

May 19: Kaiju-a-go-go (Berwyn, IL) – Laynie Luck vs Holidead vs Shotzi Blackheart

May 19: 3 Count Wrestling (Hartlepool, England) – Sammii Jayne vs Little Miss Roxxy; Charli Evans vs Jetta

May 19: Queens of Combat (Charlotte, NC) – Jessicka Havok & Nevaeh vs TBA; Kimber Lee; Su Yung(c)

May 19: Pennsylvania Premiere Wrestling (Hazelton, PA) – Karen Q

May 19: Pro Wrestling Magic (Ridgefield Park, NJ) – Faye Jackson; Solo Darling; Terra Calaway; Maria Manic; Katred

May 19: Ice Ribbon (Saitama, Japan)

May 20: British Empire Wrestling (Mitcham, London) – Kasey Owens vs LuFisto; KC Spinelli vs Jetta; Kirsty Love vs Shanna; Jayde vs Little Miss Roxxy; Laura Di Matteo vs Killer Kelly; Skye Smitson vs Kat Von Kaige; Zan Phoenix vs Sadie Gibbs

May 20: PROGRESS (Manchester, England) – Toni Storm(c) vs Jinny

May 20: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

May 20: Capitol Wrestling (New Britain, CT) – Vanity vs Karen Q vs Nyla Rose vs Ariela Nyx

May 22: Westside Xtreme Wrestling (Koln, Germany) – Kay Lee Ray

May 23: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

May 24: Ring of Honor (Edinburgh, Scotland)

May 25: New Horizons Pro Wrestling (Kwinana, Western Australia) – Madison Eagles; Lena Kross; Facebrooke; Azalea; Avary; Desi Derata

May 25: AAW (Chicago, IL) – Kimber Lee vs Jessicka Havok(c)

May 26: New Horizons Pro Wrestling (Byford, Western Australia) – Madison Eagles; Lena Kross; Facebrooke; Azalea; Avary; Desi Derata

May 26: Beyond Wrestling (Greenwich, RI)

May 26: SENDAI Girls (Sendai, Japan)

May 26: Ring of Honor (London, England)

May 26: Battle Club Pro (Ridgefield Park, NJ) – Tessa Blanchard vs Mia Yim; Jessicka Havok vs Harlow O’Hara; Su Yung vs Diamante; Kiera Hogan vs Willow Nightingale; Jordynne Grace vs Rachael Ellering; Maria Manic vs Aja Perera; Savannah Evans vs Karen Q; Hellen Vale vs Ayzali vs Tasha Steelz

May 26: Ice Ribbon (Saitama, Japan)

May 26: Pro Wrestling WAVE (Tokyo, Japan)

May 27: New Generation Wrestling (Keighley, West Yorkshire) – Lana Austin vs Lady Darcy Chardonnay

May 27: Innovative Pro Wrestling (Ridgefield Park, NJ) – Veda Scott vs Maria Manic vs Harlow O’Hara

May 27: Ring of Honor (Doncaster, England)

May 28: Defiant Wrestling (Sheffield, South Yorkshire)

June 1: Impact Championship Wrestling New York (Corona, NY) – Jordynne Grace vs Penelope Ford

June 2: F1RST Wrestling (Minneapolis, MN) – Shotzi Blackheart vs Kimber Lee

June 8: Prestige Wrestling (Hermiston, OR) – Leva Bates vs Kikyo

June 9: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

June 9: NOVA Pro Wrestling presents 2018 Women’s Commonwealth Cup (Annandale, VA)

June 9: DEFY Wrestling (Seattle, WA) – Kimber Lee

June 10: A Matter Of PRIDE (Providence, RI)

June 16: WrestleCircus (Austin, TX)

– Fighting Spirit Pro Wrestling ©

June 17: Fighting Spirit Pro Wrestling (Liverpool, Merseyside) – Lana Austin vs Jessica Light

June 17: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

June 23: Southside Wrestling Entertainment (Sheffield, South Yorkshire) – Martina; Mia Yim; Xia Brookside; Katey Harvey; Sammii Jayne; Shanna; Charli Evans; Millie McKenzie; Kay Lee Ray; Kasey Owens

June 23: Southside Wrestling Entertainment (Sheffield, South Yorkshire) – Kasey Owens vs Mia Yim

June 24: Anarchy Championship Wrestling (Austin, TX) – Su Yung

June 29: RISE 8: Outback (South Gate, CA) – Madison Eagles & Nicole Matthews vs Kylie Rae & Miranda; Britt Baker vs Kris Wolf; Mia Yim vs Andrew Everett; Shazza McKenzie; Delilah Doom; Shotzi Blackheart; Taya Valkyrie & Rachael Ellering vs TBA; Laura James & Heather Monroe vs TBA; Jessica Troy & Charli Evans vs TBA

June 29: Sabotage Wrestling (Austin, TX)

June 30: Alternative Wrestling Show (South Gate, CA) – Cheerleader Melissa vs Kris Wolf(c); Mia Yim vs Nicole Savoy; Shotzi Blackheart vs Nicole Matthews; Jordynne Grace vs Willow Nightingale; Aerial Monroe vs Miranda; Shazza McKenzie vs Madison Eagles; Delilah Doom, Raze, Heather Monroe, Kylie Rae & TBA vs Suede Thompson, B.Boy, Douglas James, Eli Everfly & Andy Brown

July 7: RISE 9: Rise of the Knockouts (Naperville, IL) – Kris Wolf

July 8: Revolution Pro (London, England)

July 12: Wrestling GO! (Marayong, New South Wales) – Tenille Dashwood

July 14: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

July 16: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

July 21: Alternative Wrestling Show (South Gate, CA) – Jessicka Havok vs Raze

July 21: Melbourne City Wrestling (Thornbury, Victoria) – Tenille Dashwood

August 5: Revolution Pro (London, England)

August 11: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

August 12: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

August 25: Sabotage Wrestling (Austin, TX)

September 1: Sabotage Wrestling (Las Vegas, NV)

September 2: Revolution Pro (London, England)

September 8: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

September 22: Alternative Wrestling Show (South Gate, CA) – Leva Bates; Vanessa Kraven; Raze; Shotzi Blackheart

September 24: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

October 7: Revolution Pro (London, England)

October 13: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

October 13: German Wrestling Promotion (Schwabach, Germany) – Millie McKenzie

October 20: Alternative Wrestling Show (South Gate, CA)

October 20: SHIMMER 105-106 (Berwyn, IL)

October 21: SHIMMER 107-108 (Berwyn, IL)

October 23: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

November 4: Revolution Pro (London, England)

November 10: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

November 10: Sabotage Wrestling (Austin, TX)

November 23: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

December 2: Revolution Pro (London, England)

December 8: Pro Wrestling: EVE (Bethnal Green, London)

December 24: STARDOM (Tokyo, Japan)

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AEW Fight for the Fallen Review

Our first match for the pre show was Peter Avalon vs. Sonny Kiss. Avalon cut a kinda funny promo, starting out by saying that the venue they were in was a library, but Sonny Kiss quickly interrupted him. Kiss had a pretty cool entrance, with the Jacksonville Jaguar cheerleaders. As for the actual match, it was pretty simple. Kiss showed off his Lucha style of offense. Avalon didn’t do much in terms of impressive moves, but he did get a lot of heel heat. At one point, Avalon threw Kiss out of the ring, hoping that Leva Bates would attack him, but she just rolled Kiss back in the ring. Kiss quickly won with a “Kiss is it” a split leg drop in the corner.

Grade: C+. An okay match, really more showcasing Kiss than anything. He is good, had some interesting offense. He will be an entertaining part of this roster, that is for sure. As for Avalon, he looked good at times, but this match wasn’t about him. The Librarian gimmick wasn’t as bad this time around, but it was still annoying. Both of them look like they will be able to be something when TV starts. I look forward to seeing them weekly.

Then we had a Women’s Tag Team match, Britt Baker and Riho vs. Shoko Nakajima and Bea Priestly. Baker and Nakajima started the match with some nice looking technical wrestling. Priestly and Riho faced off after that, with Priestly using her dominant power to take down the smaller Riho. Priestly and Nakajima worked over Riho’s arm for a while, which took up quite a bit of the match. It broke down at one point, with all competitors hitting signature moves. Priestly and Baker squared off at one point, and the crowd went totally wild. They had a huge slugfest in the middle of the ring, ending with a superkick and a butterfly suplex from Baker. Priestly got her back not long after wiith a shoulder capture suplex for a near fall. At one point, Riho hit Nakajima with a northern lights suplex for a near fall, followed by a brutal double foot stomp for a near fall. Nakajima went for a senton on Riho, who dodged it, Riho then went for the running knee, only for Nakajima to hit a spike rana into a cradle for the win.

After the match, Baker and Priestly brawled a bit, only for their partners to pull them apart. I would love to see that feud.

Grade: C. What was unfortunate about this match was that Shoko Nakajima was holding it back. From what I could tell, everyone else was really good and showed an awesome contest. But I didn’t connect with Nakajima at all, and she didn’t impress me. I thought that Priestly and Riho really shined here, they looked great in this match, and Baker looked pretty good too. The problem here was that Nakajima was just featured too much, and none of them really had chemistry with her. That’s too bad, because I wanted to like her, but I just couldn’t. I like that they are setting up Baker and Priestly, but it’s too bad Riho had to lose to do it.

Our opener to the main show, we had MJF, Shawn Spears and Sammy Guevara vs. Jimmy Havoc, Joey Janela and Darby Allin. MJF didn’t cut a promo before this match, but there were a lot of entrances, so that makes sense. Although, MJF was jaw jacking with Spears during the match, so the babyfaces absolutely destroyed him early on. Sammy Guevara tagged in and had a really nice sequence with Janela, ending in a brutal german suplex into the bottom turnbuckle. However, when Janela then tagged out to Havoc, Allin looked pretty pissed, so neither team was really airtight. Allin and Spears nearly squared off, but after Allin begged him to put stiches in his head, Spears tagged out and backed off. One of the most interesting parts of the match was the huge amount of heat on the heels, because every time they tagged out, they were booed like crazy. Nice to see heels that are actually hated. At one point, Spears tagged himself in off of Guevara, only for MJF to tag himself in and give him the classic ten taunt. Spears then ran in, and ate a huge lariat from Janela that MJF avoided. Havoc had a huge hot tag, taking on all three of the heels. He finished off the hot tag by dodging a spear from MJF, which hit Spears and pinned them both in the corner, so Havoc then superplexed Guevara off their backs. Havoc was even able to hit Spears with an acid rainmaker, but Guevara immediately gave him a backstabber in response. Guevara didn’t slow down there, because he gave Janela a huge superkick on the outside, ran back in the ring to give Havoc a suicide dive, and then slid in again to give Janela a suicide corkscrew splash. Guevara almost got a 630 on Allin, but Janela grabbed him off the top rope and gave him a death valley driver on the apron, giving the camera a middle finger and saying “Fuck you Jim Cornette.” So that was fun. Back in the ring, Spears tagged himself in, giving Allin a backbreaker and then a running death valley driver for the win.

Grade: B+. This was a great flippy match, where everyone shined. This match showcased everyone in it, maybe with the exception of MJF, but we already knew what he was about. It really showed what Janela and Havoc could do, because they are really good even outside of their death matches. Guevara really shined above everyone else. He was flying around at crazy speeds, and that suicide dive spot was awesome. He shined above everyone in the ring, and got in some good character work by refusing to move for Allin’s entrance, and trying to constantly be the center of attention. Havoc also got in some character work, as he was nochalantly biting people all over the place. He looked scary. It was a great idea for Spears to pin Allin, because he got a pin on someone that Cody couldn’t beat. Good booking, I can’t wait for that match.

Before the next match, they showed Private Party sitting in the crowd, with Jebailey next to them, only for Jebailey to get thrown out because it was a private party. That was funny.

Into Brandi Rhodes vs. Allie, which was framed as a friendly singles match, but as they were about to start, Awesome Kong showed up again to be in Brandi’s corner. Allie kept the advantage early on, and tried to confront Kong on the outside, but that allowed Brandi to hit a baseball slide to get in some offense, even dumping water on her head. She beat down Allie quite a bit, and the second that Allie started to get back into the match, Kong tripped her as she ran the ropes. At one point, Allie got back into the match, but Brandi took control back by coming off the middle rope from a suplex position and hitting a vertical suplex. Allie nearly had the match won with a superkick and a running death valley driver, only for Kong to pull Brandi out of the ring, just enough for the ref to think it was a kickout. Allie then locked in a dragon sleeper, but Kong distracted the ref while Brandi was tapping out. As Allie argued with the ref, Brandi nailed her with the atomic spear for the win.

After the match, Brandi attacked Allie a bit, and Awesome Kong was about to give her a finisher, but Aja Kong came out to make the save. They didn’t come to blows as they were separated by referees, but they certainly will. Kong was completely ready to kill Aja, but Aja didn’t budge. Brandi forced Kong to leave, while Aja helped Allie out to the back.

Grade: C+. Meh match. I wasn’t huge on Allie before, and I’m still not. Brandi was alright, and they had a couple spots that were pretty good, but otherwise this was meh. I think it was interesting to set up Brandi and Awesome Kong as a unit, I liked those aspects, and Aja Kong vs Awesome Kong will be awesome, no pun intended. This women’s division is shaping up in an interesting way.

Then we had a 3 way tag, The Dark Order vs. Angelico and Jack Evans vs. Jungle Boy and Luchasaurus. Winner of this match will advance to All Out and face Best Friends for a bye in the AEW world tag team championships tournament. It was cute to see Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy as a team, and Marko Stunt came out. Their team was called a boy and his dinosaur, which was fun. Stunt stayed on the outside during this match, but that new tag team was over as shit. Stu Grayson started the match with Evans, where Grayson threw him around a whole bunch, prompting Evans to beg for the tag out. Grayson and Angelico fought next, but Grayson still overpowered him. As Evil Uno came in, Angelico just wanted to get out, so he gave Jungle Boy a hot tag, and he wrecked Uno with some great looking flying, but Uno eventually but him on his back. Jungle Boy then tagged in Luchasaurus, who even intimidated Uno. Uno tagged out to Jack Evans and Evans desperately tried to convince Angelico to take his place, but he psyched Evans up enough to get his courage. He tried to take down Luchasaurus, but he didn’t budge and beat Evans down with double team offense. The Dark Order beat down Jungle boy quite a bit, not letting him tag out to any team in the match. Uno gave Jungle Boy a top rope senton that looked brutal for a near fall. Eventually, Luchasaurus got a hot tag and beat down Grayson, and took down both Evans and Angelico. After he chokeslammed Evans out of the ring and onto Angelico, followed by a shooting star press off the apron from Jungle Boy. Luchasaurus even was able to go one on one with Evil Uno for a bit and remain in control. As Evans was about to hit Jungle Boy with the 630 senton, but Marko Stunt ran up to the top rope, and drilled Evans with a top rope hurricanrana. The ref ejected Stunt, so Luchasaurus chucked him out over the top rope and onto Angelico. Back in the ring, Luchasaurus and Jungle Boy hit an awesome looking back body drop into a powerbomb combination on Evans, only for Uno to break it up. Uno and Grayson then fought back into the match, giving a boy and his dinosaur a cannonball and splash combination for a shocking near fall. I definitely thought that was it. Right after that, they gave Jungle Boy Fatality to move on to All Out.

Grade: A-. Jeez, I didn’t expect this match to be as good as it was. These teams were moving super fast, hit some awesome tag combinations and reminded me why tag team wrestling is my favorite style of wrestling. I love that a boy and his dinosaur are a team now, that is adorable, and I was thrilled to see Evans and Angelico again. Of course the Dark Order had to win, that feud with the best friends had to go to All Out, Should be a really fun match, but I am still a bit unsure of Evil Uno in particular. He didn’t do all that much to impress me, other than the senton. I hope to see quite a bit more from them at All Out.

Then we had Kip Sabian vs. Adam Page. Sabian had quite the chip on his shoulder for this match, and it showed quite a bit as he stayed on the aggressive side. Page constantly reversed out of moves early on, before the two went strike for strike with each other. At one point, Sabian gave Page an awesome suicide dive and braced himself on the barricade to catch his breath. As he did, a fan got right up in his face and insulted him, so Sabian kissed him, which seemed appropriate. Another spot saw Page giving Sabian a leg trap suplex and Sabian looked like he landed right on his head. It looked brutal. Sabian got more and more frustrated as the match went on, such as when Page continued to sit up after pique kicks. He was so frustrated after that that Sabian started to attack the knee, and then hit another pique for a near fall. One of the highlight of the match was after Page hit a back body drop to Sabian on the apron. He followed it up with the actual best moonsault off the top to the floor that I have ever seen. It looked awesome, brutal to take and brutal to do. Page even started to sell his leg after that. Page even followed it up with a running powerbomb out over the top rope and onto the entrance ramp, and nearly got a countout win. Sabian sold it really really well by spasming for a five count from the ref. Around that time, they gave a three minute call, and the commentators started to play it up that Sabian may not have to lose. Sabian continued to target the knee, giving him a dragonscrew in the ropes, as Page sold it like he was shot.The two fought and dueled for rollups, and Page actually rolled through one, in perfect deadeye position. He nailed the deadeye and won the match.

After the match, one of the Dark Order’s creepers attacked page. It was easy to realize that it was Jericho. He onmasked to a chorus of boos and cheers.He gave page a codebreaker and Judas effect, busting Page open on the head.

Grade: B+. Really good match. I loved Sabian’s desperation during the match, and how Page was certainly taking him seriously despite the knowledge that he was the favorite here. The selling in this match was phenomenal even with the overall lack of sustained limb work. I though the Jericho attack at the end was expected and predictable, but Page getting busted open during it was a lucky break from them because it made it seem real. This was a good match, and for whatever reason, made me buy Page as a legitimate main eventer. I hope to see more of Kip Sabian, because he is a great talent.

Then we have a first time ever tag match: SCU vs. The Lucha Bros. SCU cut a promo on Jacksonville, saying that although it isn’t SoCal, its an alright city. The Lucha Bros and SCU were right up in each other’s face as the match was about to start, so this was intense right from the start. Sky and Pentagon took some time to try to intimidate each other early on with dueling crowd chants. As Pentagon took off his glove to toss it to Aubrey Hepbern, she dropped it and got heavy boos. They tried again and she got huge cheers. Sky stopped the Cero Miedo and they were off to the races. The Lucha Bros destroyed Kazarian with double superkicks, and then slid to the outside for double superkicks on Daniels. They continued to attack Daniels, which he took offense to and hit them with an Arabian moonsault, prompting Hepbern to eject him. There was one point that was really awkward, when Fenix was going to go for a suicide dive as Pentgon hit the Pentagon driver on Sky, but Fenix didn’t see Kazarian on the outside, so he hesitated a couple times before going for a splash instead, looking pretty annoyed about it. On the other side of the spectrum, there was an awesome assisted deadlift DDT from Kazarian to Fenix, but only a near fall. The teams continued to brawl, and Fenix hit an awesome rope walk double foot stomp on Kazarian as Pentagon hit Sky with a mexican destroyer. The Lucha Bros then hit hit Sky with fear factor for the win.

After the match, Daniels came back out, and the Lucha Bros destroyed all of SCU with a ladder. They then cut a promo on the ladder, calling out the Young Bucks and challenging them to a ladder match at All Out. That would be an awesome match, but what will the stakes be? That is the question. Could be the Triple A World Tag Team Championships, or it could be for something more interesting.

Grade: A-. Another awesome tag team match. They killed it out there and put on a great match. The moves were super hard hitting, and they blended phenomenally. I think that Daniels’ involvement early on kinda hurt the match, because that interference should’ve caused a DQ. And it didn’t really add anything. But other than that, it was a great match. I love that challenge for All Out, should be a great match. I look forward to the stories about that going forward.

Then we have CIMA vs. Kenny Omega. This was probably the match I was most looking forward to, as Cima really impressed me from what I’ve seen of him, and Kenny is Kenny. The crowd was chanting “this is awesome” right from the get go. These two fought at a frantic pace from the start. It kinda reminded me of a New Japan match in that way. They slowed down a bit as they continued, with both hitting very deliberate strikes and power moves, until Omega fought back into it with various V-Triggers. Omega began to target Cima’s knees and upper legs, trying to neutralize the meteora that he likes to hit. At one point, as the two brawled on the outside, Cima climbed up onto some bleachers with Omega on a podium, and Cima nailed him with a meteora onto it, which looked tough for everyone. Back in the ring, Cima nailed Omega with a pair of Meteroas, one to the back of the head, the other to the face, but only a near fall. Cima went for another Meteora to a standing Omega, only for Omega to catch him and nail a buckle bomb, a v-trigger, a leg trap michinoku driver and then another v-trigger for a near fall. After that sequence, the crowd broke into dueling chants of “Fight forever” and “this is awesome.” The two kept up the momentum, with Cima nailing a pair of meteoras, a brainbuster on the apron, and then a meteroa off the top, but Omega got his foot off the top rope. The two continued to brawl, and Cima’s leg gave out. This allowed Omega to hit a tiger driver, a v-trigger and the one winged angel for the win.

Grade: A. They continue to deliver on this show. This is Kenny’s best match since he left New Japan, and they killed it. Cima was a great opponent and an awesome foil for Omega here. It was a hard hitting, strong style match that could’ve easily been the main event. Great stuff from both guys, Cima could be a world champion someday.

Then we had Chris Jericho, coming out to cut a promo. He talked about how Page’s blood was still on his hand. He wanted a thank you from AEW management, and got pissed at the fans for trying to thank him, because they don’t matter. He called them Jerksonville, and Jackoffville. He gave himself credit for AEW thriving the way it has. He said that he was offended that Page won the battle royal, he would’ve preferred a whole bunch of other randos from that match. He put over Page a little bit, but then said that this match is a lose lose for him. If he wins, he is already a legend, and he is expected to win, and he gets nothing out of it. But if he loses, AEW starts to go down, and so does Jericho. He finsihed off by calling Page a bitch, and Page ran out and attacked They fought off the refs and other wrestlers who eventually separated them for the most part. Page’s eye looked really ugly, but he looked badass. That’ll be a great match I think.

Grade: B. Good promo. Jericho’s crowd work was honestly the highlight of this, and how he was wildly egotistic to the point that he saw no upside in beating Page. The brawl was great, with Page’s eye looking the way it did only added to it. Looking forward to the match, and whatever build they wind up going with.

In the main event, we had the Young Bucks vs. Cody and Dustin Rhodes. Billed as a Dream Tag team match, and it really is one. On commentary before the match, JR was oddly defensive about older wresters, saying “how dare he live to be 50.” The match started with a handshake between Nick and Cody. Nick started to do some flips to get out of Cody’s various holds, which really showed the clash of styles. The two were right up in each other’s faces as they continued to go for and counter out of each other’s signatures. The Bucks eventually got control after The Brotherhood showed off their tag prowess, and the Bucks once again made fun of the Rhodes’ moments at Double or Nothing. The Bucks beat down Dustin, and pulled Cody off of the apron when Dustin got close. Nick even mocked Cody’s enthusiasm in the corner by mimicking him. Cody eventually got the hot tag and lit up the bucks. Throughout the match, both teams took terms spitting on the partner on the apron, as the heat of this match slowly ramped up. The Brotherhood worked over Matt’s shoulder, as it was run into the post early on in the match. The Bucks eventually worked the pace of the match back into their favor, and even locked in stereo sharpshooters, only for the Rhodes to reverse it into stereo figure four leglocks. The match continued on, and there was an awesome spot where the Bucks went for the Meltzer driver Dustin, but Cody intercepted Matt with a disaster kick. The Brotherhood then hit an assisted Cross Rhodes, but Nick broke up the pin with a swanton bomb. The two teams beat each other down, and Cody accidentally hit Rick Knox, causing a ref bump. The Rhodes then set up the bucks for Shattered Dreams and hit them in stereo, followed by Stereo twisting suplexes for a near fall. The Bucks retreated to the outside, and Cody came flying out to them, eating superkicks as he fell. The Bucks then double teamed Dustin, who was able to fend them off pretty well, before dropping down for the right and eating a superkick and an elbow drop for a near fall. After beating Cody down a bit, the Bucks were unsure if they wanted to target the stitches. Eventually they figured that they had to, and gave him a double superkick to the back of the head, with Dustin breaking up the pin. The two teams then stole each other’s offense, with the Bucks hitting the drop down right, followed by Superkicks from the Brotherhood.The Bucks then hit superkicks of their own, and nailed Cody with a Cross Rhodes for a near fall, and the Meltzer Driver for the win.

After the match, Dustin refused to let The Bucks help Cody up. The Bucks then grabbed a mic and apologized for this little feud getting so heated and personal. They said it was in the spirit of competition, and that the Rhodes brothers were supposed to be a great tag team. They didn’t watch much “of the other product,” but the Brotherhood absolutely was a great tag team, one of the best in the world.

Grade: B+. I really liked this match. The crowd was dead during it, but they really did well here. There was a lot of storytelling as the two teams devolved into more violent offense as they went. I thought that Cody and Dustin still had it as a team and that they did really well. The Bucks made sense to get the win here, as Cody and Dustin may end up going their separate ways soon, but they put on a really good match that I liked. It just sucks that the crowd didn’t care.

The guys in the back then came out to present a check to the victims society. They raised $150,000 for them, which was awesome. Cody gave a passionate promo about All Elite Wrestling, saying that no one can counter program them. They can’t fight the love that this company was built on, and they talked about how they’d be going to TNT in the fall, and they’d bring the fans with them. He then put Kenny on the mic, who thanked the fans and gave a goodnight, with the gun stuff switched to cartoon sound effects. It was cute and sweet, and this was a good ending to the show.

Overall Grade: B

Pros: 6-man tag; triple threat tag; sabian vs. page; lucha bros vs. scu; cima vs. omega; main event

Cons: women’s tag

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Event Report: NorthEast Comic Con (Winter 2018)

NorthEast Comic Con & Collectibles Extravaganza’s Winter 2018 edition took place this past weekend, November 23-25, at the Regency Hotel in Boxboro, MA. While much of the world was sleeping off a Thanksgiving-fueled food hangover or scouring for Black Friday deals, the convention served as a great way to get a jump-start on geeky holiday shopping with dozens of vendors, plus celebrities, comedians, bands, and more. I attended on Saturday, which was a blast.

NorthEast Comic Con marked original Godzilla star Akira Takarada's only US appearance of 2018. He even brought over some Gojira collectibles from Japan (including a Godzilla humidifier!) that fans could purchase. The 84-year-old actor came off as sweet, funny, and genuine during his panel early Saturday afternoon, which ran over its hour-long slot as he wanted to continue answering audience questions. He spoke in English for his introduction - during which he congratulated us on the Red Sox winning the World Series - and then used an interpreter to answer questions.

Takarada shared a humorous anecdote about how a security guard and a cheap pair of swim trunks led to his job at Toho and, ultimately, his role in Godzilla. A memorable moment came when he explained that he called Invasion of Astro-Monster star Nick Adams "Mr. Horny," because the American actor was always asking him to introduce him to Japanese women. He later remarked that Cesar Romero (with whom he worked on Latitude Zero) was even more horny than Adams. He discussed shooting a cameo as an immigration officer for Godzilla (2014) in secrecy, only to have it cut from the final film. He understood the situation and hopes to appear in future Godzilla movies.

While it was largely lighthearted, the conversation became heavy when Takarada spoke about the impact that the atomic bomb had on Japan and how it birthed Godzilla. He compared the film’s American re-edit, Godzilla, King of the Monsters, to a "badly made quilt," as it cuts the social commentary. He also shared a harrowing story of being shot as a civilian by a Soviet soldier during World War II, which required a local doctor to remove the bullet with a pair of household scissors and no medication or stitches. Finally, when asked what Godzilla means to him, Takarada responded, "He's my classmate," before expressing his gratitude to the fans as the original film approaches its 65th anniversary next year.

Having met Kevin Eastman at Rhode Island Comic Con just a few weeks prior, I was excited to see the other creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Peter Laird, as a late addition to the NorthEast ComicCon guest list. He graciously signed up to three items for free; like Eastman, each autograph is accompanied by a quick Ninja Turtle sketch. Laird was joined by fellow Mirage Studios alumnus and longtime TMNT artist Steve Lavigne, who was equally pleasant.

Other guests included decorated voice actor Billy West (Futurama, Doug, The Ren & Stimpy Show), author and Squirrel Girl co-creator Will Murray, actor Jerome St. John Blake (Star Wars: The Phantom Menace), actor/comedian Frank Santorelli (The Sopranos), actor/comedian Jimmy Dunn (The McCarthys), Emmy Award-winning puppeteer Bill Diamond (Little Shop of Horrors), Disney animator Philo Barnhart (The Little Mermaid, The Smurfs), and "Queen of the Paranormal" Kadrolsha Ona Carole, among others.

An unexpected highlight of the event was a performance by Gwell-o, a Gwar-inspired band featuring members of the comedy rock act Green Jelly. Like Gwar, the musicians dress as intergalactic monsters with painted-on abs and battle other creatures during the show, but Gwell-o's homemade suits are built out of cardboard and duct tape. The lineup includes performers that do not play instruments but rather keep busy singing backups, dancing, fighting, and engaging in dart gun wars with the audience.

A fun mix of heavy metal, monster movies, and pro wrestling, Gwell-o offers the melee of Gwar without the blood and bodily fluids, thereby making it more accessible to a convention audience. In addition to original songs and their renditions of Gwar and Green Jelly favorites, Gwell-o covered Blue Oyster Cult's "Godzilla" (dedicated to Takarada, who watched on with a smile plastered across his face), "I Need Mo' Allowance" from the cartoon Doug (in tribute to Billy West, who was in the audience), and Judas Priest's "Night Crawler." While some audience members may have approached the performance with curious confusion, everyone left the hour-long set entertained.

Saturday evening concluded with a live recording of The McCue Report podcast in which host Jim McCue interviewed several cast and crew members from Sweeney Killing Sweeney, including actors/comedians Frank Santorelli (The Sopranos) and Tony V. (Seinfeld). Director Lisa Aimola detailed their attempts to make the comedy film for nine years before deciding to do it independently, shooting it in two and a half weeks with a local cast and crew on a $100,000 budget. The half-hour chat made me eager to see the film, in which comedian Steve Sweeney's standup characters come to life. Limited edition DVDs were available exclusively at the event; otherwise the film is expected to be released digitally in 2019.

NorthEast Comic Con also included more panels, live concerts, standup comedy, podcasts recordings, cosplay activities and contest, a room full of exhibitors, a gaming area, kids crafts and activities, and more. With Rhode Island Comic Con fresh in my mind (and Rock and Shock not too long before that), NorthEast Comic Con served as a strong reminder of how fun a more intimate convention can be. The atmosphere is inviting, and the smaller setting allows for a more creative and unique environment than the huge pop-culture shows. With weekend passes running a mere $20, NorthEast Comic Con is as affordable as it is enjoyable.

Click here to see all of my NorthEast Comic Con Winter 2018 photos.

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Howard Schultz Talks 2020: PCW Extreme Political TV

THIS WEEK ON EXTREME POLITICAL TV-Samantha Bee gets full frontal with a steel folding chair-The Polar Vortex of Doom vs. Phil…from Punxsutawney -Former Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz talks 2020 -Drama in Des Moines 2020 is one year away -Dawn McGill and the art of the deal -Average Joe in a match of Titanic proportion -The SEC implodes-Jill Berg returns-Jack Fraiser vs. SNAFU- PCW Title #1 Contender’s Match

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[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Blue background. The top of the Capitol Building occupies the left hand side of the television screen.

Centered in the middle of the screen: “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.”]

P-SPAN Announcer (off screen): The P-SPAN Network bring you long-form public affairs programming from the nation’s capital and are a public service of…

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Logos of twenty three different cable and satellite television companies replace the Capitol Building and P-SPAN graphic.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): …your television provider.

[ON SCREEN GRAPHIC: Returns to the blue background with the top of the Capitol Building occupying the left hand side of the television screen with “P-SPAN. THE POLITICAL CHANNEL.” centered in the middle of the screen.]

P-SPAN Announcer (v/o): P-SPAN. The Political Channel.

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DAWN McGILL’S OFFICEThe owner of PCW works at her desk making sure tonight’s show goes smoothly. She’s on the phone with the backstage crew when…

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Dawn looks up. She looks around. Shrugs. Goes back to work. A few seconds later.

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Now she’s slightly annoyed. She pauses. Then back to work. She starts to type on her laptop and-

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Properly annoyed, Dawn gets up from her chair and marches out of her office, down the hall, and into the floor of the arena where she sets eyes on the obnoxious noise bothering her.

Dawn McGill: Oooh! I knew it!

‘Full Frontal with Samantha Bee’Host Samantha Bee

McGill marches right down to ringside…grabs a steel folding chair from underneath the ring…walks around the ring…and before Bee can screech again…

*BLAM*

…Bee gets a steel chair facial and that’s the end of that.

McGill simply drops the chair, turns around, and heads back towards her office.

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PCW Extreme Political TV on P-SPAN Sunday February 3rd, 2019 Taped February 2nd at the Peoria Civic Center Peoria, Illinois

Announcers:‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder

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The camera pans all over the Peoria Civic Center Center as PCW is on the air!

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…

Cut to the ring where ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave and ‘Low Level Reporter at the New York Times Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Colleen Crowder stand.

Johnny Suave: Hello everyone and welcome to Political Championship Wrestling!

Crowd: PCW!…PCW!…PCW!…

Johnny Suave: I am Johnny Suave. She is a low level reporter at the New York Times trying to make a name of herself Colleen Crowder. And-

Crowder is upset about Dawn McGill dropping Samantha Bee with a chairshot to start the show.

Colleen Crowder: If Dawn McGill wasn’t a woman, you’d think she’d be exhibiting toxic masculinity.

Johnny Suave: Or perhaps Miss McGill is fed up with the toxic femininity that oozes out from Samantha Bee.

Offended, Crowder accuses Suave of toxic masculinity.

Johnny Suave: Well speaking of Dawn McGill and her toxic masculinity, here she comes to the ring and I’m guessing it’s to address the business transaction that took place this past week.

DAWN ADDRESSES THE PCW FAITHFUL McGill thanks the crowd for coming out to the show. She doesn’t want to take too much of their time so she gets right to the point.

Dawn McGill: Ladies and gentlemen, as of this moment the PCW Heartland title is once again the P-C-W title!

The fans stand and let out a roar.

McGill states the deal is the stereotypical corporate, cliché-ish ‘win-win.’

Dawn McGill: Mr. McMann gets his sports entertainment empire…the Political Wrestling Federation…and all the bells and whistles that go along with it. We…PCW…we get our freedom and we keep our traditions. Extreme Election Night stays right here. We continue to have a seat at the table of the Political Universe.

More thunderous applause.

McGill says PCW gets to show the world…and the Mitch McConnells of this world…that money…especially corporate money isn’t the end-all, be-all. PCW may not have the financial resources of a big corporation but PCW doesn’t need the financial resources of a big corporation to make it work because we have something they don’t- heart.

Dawn McGill: Bigger isn’t necessarily better. We aren’t wrestling for a soulless corporate overlord concerned about profits. We are wrestling for you.

As for Nancy Pelosi’s comments…

VIDEO: Nancy Pelosi (CA-Progressive Alliance)

Nancy Pelosi: Dawn McGill is making a big mistake here. She needs us. PCW needs us. All businesses need a strong, central government telling them what to do and how to succeed. She’s giving all that up to go on her own.

McGill fires right back at her…

Dawn McGill: …we don’t need you, Nancy. We don’t need you telling us what to do. We don’t need you telling us how to succeed. PCW are masters of our own destiny. All we need from you is to stay the hell out of our way. We can take care of ourselves just fine.

McGill thanks everyone again and reminds them about next week’s supershow at the D.C. Armory,

Crowder thinks McGill is misguided is she thinks she doesn’t need Nancy Pelosi or even Mitch McConnell’s help to succeed.

Colleen Crowder: She didn’t build this. PCW needs Nancy Pelosi more than Nancy Pelosi needs PCW.

Suave ignores her and moves on to the wild winter weather that invaded the Midwest last week.

THE POLAR VORTEX OF DOOMClimbing into the ring is a new PCW personality- the Polar Vortex of Doom. He’s about six foot eight tall. Not very athletic. Dressed in all blue.

His theme music is the Cold Miser song from the classic Christmas show ‘A Year Without a Santa Claus.’

Johnny Suave: Three days ago, the temperature in Peoria was about sixty-five degrees colder than it is right now.

The Polar Vortex raises his arms menacingly to the crowd.

Colleen Crowder: This is all global warming’s fault! See? Al Gore was right.

Johnny Suave: WAIT A MINUTE!

Suddenly PCW Heartland Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism comes down to the ring.

Colleen Crowder: What is he doing here?

He slides in. Boot to the gut. Lift. Anti-Hollywood Blockbuster to the Polar Vortex.

Colleen Crowder: Not sure that was called for.

Chism leaves. Next down, ‘Canadian Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver.

Johnny Suave: It’s been really cold in some parts of Canada. Like Siberian level cold.

Beaver takes the dazed Polar Vortex and hits his finisher- the Pop Star. He exits.

Next down, PCW Tag Team Champions Weapons of Mass Destruction. A. Tom Bomb. Hy Drogen Bomb. Daisy Cutter-Bomb.

Colleen Crowder: This is not his fault. This is our fault for changing the climate and using fossil fuels and-

Atomic Powerbomb to the Polar Vortex. A-Bomb exits.

Hydrogen Powerbomb to the Polar Vortex. H-Bomb exits.

Daisy Cutter Powerbomb to the Polar Vortex. She exits.

By now, there’s a line of PCW wrestles waiting to climb into the ring.

As the carnage continues…

STATE OF PCW ADDRESS SET…Suave reviews the week.

Johnny Suave: Both the Red Brand and Blue Brand held shows this weekend following the end of the shutdown. The President of the PCW Executive Committee Nancy Pelosi has invited PCW CEO Donald Trump to give his ‘State of PCW’ Address on Tuesday February 5th. The new deadline date is February 15th. Can both factions- the Progressive Alliance and the American Patriots- find a compromise way forward on Trump’s security concerns?

Colleen Crowder: Johnny, it would all be simpler if the Trump and the American Patriots simply acquiesced to the Progressive Alliance’s view of the situation.

MORE DRAMA BETWEEN McCARTHY AND McGILL Suave reviews the latest installment of the war between Professor McCarthy and PCW Heartland Owner Dawn McGill…

VIDEO: Last Week’s Show – The Flock AttackProfessor McCarthy’s Flock attack Rah and Halitosis during their match against the Progressive Alliance’s ‘New Age Sensitive Guy’ Blaine Thomas-Taylor and NPC.

Johnny Suave: …Professor McCarthy’s Flock have attacked Rah and Halitosis and it’s a fourteen on two beatdown!

Deep State #1 wields the infamous baseball used two weeks ago in the attack on Ray McAvay. He whacks Halitosis in the back with it and takes out the Luchador with Insane Bad Breath.

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Johnny Suave: AND HERE SHE COMES!

McGill, Universal PCW Champion Ray McAvay, The Les Miserables (General DeBauchery, Al Cahall, Nic Koteen), Truckin’ Perfectly Average (Ken Worth-American Trucker, Average Joe, Brad Company) and Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja (Hank, Tiny, and Stan) crash the ring and it’s on.

McAvay has the Big Bertha driver and wields it like a crazed samurai. He pole axes his way through the crowd taking out everything in sight. The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja chase the Young Jerks to the back. McGill chokes out Codee Pink (Codee Pink Glitter Bombed McGill two weeks ago).

Suave notes that ‘this time’, McGill was ready for the attack and came down in numbers to chase Professor McCarthy’s Flock to the back.

Crowder differs in her assessment. She blames McGill for escalating the situation by responding in an overly violent way.

Johnny Suave: Because swinging a baseball bat with the intent of hurting someone isn’t the least bit violent.

Colleen Crowder: Or a Big Bertha Driver?

Johnny Suave: Touche.

POLAR VORTEX- PART 2 There’s still action going on in the ring. Now it’s Couch Potato who’s getting his shots in on the Polar Vortex of doom.

Johnny Suave: Isn’t that cute.

In between chasing down the Twinkies that the PCW fans throw into the ring, CP has the Polar Vortex of Doom locked up in the Barcalounger Stretch.

Colleen Crowder: That’s just wrong.

CHISM SENDS DANIELS OFF Suave talks about Stone Chism sending ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels back to the Blue Brand last week after Chism defeated him.

VIDEO: Last Week’s Show- Chism vs. Daniels

Daniels pokes Chism in the eyes. Daniels for a True Hollywood Blockbuster.

Colleen Crowder: That’s it! END IT!

Chism kicks through and flips out.

Johnny Suave: NO! HE REVERSED IT!

Colleen Crowder: NOOOO!

Backslide. Cover.

One…

Two…

THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

Johnny Suave: AND THAT’S IT! STONE CHISM HAS DEFEATED KEVIN DANIELS!

Colleen Crowder: Kevin Daniels goes back to a better place…a more enlightened and tolerant place where Hollywood stars are given the reverence they’re entitled to in the Blue Brand.

Johnny Suave: Yeah, whatever.

MORE POLAR VORTEX STUFF The crowd roars again. Millennial Mark, accompanied by Snowflake Suzie, runs down to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Hey Look! Even Millennial Mark is going to get into the act.

Colleen Crowder: Aw come on!

Millennial Mark slides into the ring. And like Malak getting in the last stab in after Arnold Schwarzenegger vanquishes his opponent (see the movie Conan the Destroyer), Mark aims carefully and hits his Parent’s Basement Dropkick on the semi-conscious Polar Vortex.

Colleen Crowder: All right, are we done with this yet?

Johnny Suave: We’ll be back right after this.

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Johnny Suave: And we’re back on Extreme Political TV and-

POLAR VORTEX- THE ULTIMATE DECISIONSuddenly, a giant groundhog (or someone dressed in a groundhog costume) waddles down to the ring.

Johnny Suave: Hey look! Here comes PHIL! And he’s from Punxsutawney!

Colleen Crowder: Phil? What? Are we still doing this?

Johnny Suave: Hah! You said Kevin Daniels went to a better place. Would the Blue Brand have a giant groundhog come to the ring and…

The giant costumed groundhog pulls the Polar Vortex up…puts his head between his legs and places him upside…and then drops…

Johnny Suave: …PILEDRIVE the Polar Vortex! Oh…HOLY CRAP!

And that takes care of the Polar Vortex.

Colleen Crowder: Okay, are we done with this now?

Johnny Suave (facetiously): I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, that move ought to be banned…of course, we’re talking about the piledriver!

Crowder rolls her eyes and sighs.

Suave runs down the rest of the show… –Drama at Des Moines is one year away- the start of the road to Extreme Election Night 2020–Professor McCarthy comments from the Blue Brand Show in San Francisco last night–The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit vs. Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance–Former Starbucks head honcho Howard Schultz speaks about 2020.–Mr. McMann tries to keep the Sports Entertainment Corporation together–Main Event: SNAFU vs. Jack Fraiser in a PCW Title #1 contender’s match–Next week’s D.C. Supershow preview

AVERAGE JOE INTERVIEW PCW backstage interviewer Blair Moise introduces Average Joe. Average Joe comes out in his bright yellow t-shirt with ‘Average Joe’ emblazoned in the front (think the shirt from the movie ‘Dodgeball’) and red shorts.

Average Joe tells Blair he’s very happy with the dawning of a new era in Political Championship Wrestling.

Blair asks about his opponent tonight. Average Joe says he has no clue who he is and where he came from except that he apparently arrived here on a big boat.

Cut back to Suave and Crowder at the broadcast table.

Johnny Suave: Let’s go to Kimber Marshall in the ring.

MATCH #1 – Average Joe vs. Billy ZaineKimber is in the ring and ready to roll.

Kimber Marshall: Representing Truckin’ Average Company…

Valet/Manager Tequila Sheila comes out next to her theme music.

‘Tequila Sheila’- Bobby Bare

‘Pour me another…tequila…

Sheila twirls around as the crowd shouts out: ‘SHEILA!”

Brad Company and Ken Worth-American Trucker appear first.

Average JoeHT: 6′ 2″ WT: 220 / HOME: Defiance, OH FIN: Average Slam

All three men shake hands and walk down to the ring.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent…

Billy ZaineHT: 5’10” WT: 175 / HOME: Pittsburgh, PA

Zaine starts down to the ring dressed like the character Caladon Hockley in the movie ‘Titanic’- a stylish 1910’s vintage tuxedo with a white bow tie. Crowder calls him well-dressed, well-cultured and wonders what he’s doing in PCW.

Zaine reaches halfway down and suddenly veers over to the barricade. Suave wonders what he’s doing. He’d find out fast enough when Zaine plucks a young child from the crowd, holds him up in the air, and calls out…

Billy Zaine: I HAVE A CHILD!

With said child…that he has, Zaine takes off towards the ring.

Billy Zaine: I HAVE A CHILD!

Colleen Crowder: What the hell is going on here?

Johnny Suave: He has a child!

The parents jump the barricade and run after him. Zaine hits the ring and shows the child to the referee.

Billy Zaine: I HAVE A CHILD!

The referee just tells him to get in the ring already. He does. The child stays at ringside until his bewildered parents take him back to his seat.

Johnny Suave: All right, this Titanic struggle is under way.

*DING-DING*

Zaine taunts Average Joe that “I HAVE A CHILD!” Average Joe attacks and they brawl in the ring. Average Joe throws forearms and uppercuts, then boots Zaine down! He drags Zaine right back up and boots him back down. Zaine tackles Average Joe and they roll around in the ring. Back to their feet, Average Joe dropkicks Zaine’s legs out. Average Joe has Zaine set for the Average Slam. Zaine reverses into a small package. One…tw- easy kickout for Average Joe! Zaine shouts “I HAVE A CHILD!” again. Average Joe fires up the fans, runs the ropes and returns with BIG lariat! Cover, one…two…Zaine kicks out.

Johnny Suave: Billy Zaine started off fast early on but now it appears he’s hit an iceberg and he’s starting to tread water.

Colleen Crowder: What are you talking about?

Johnny Suave: I just have a sinking feeling this isn’t going to end well for Zaine.

Pumphandle slam by Average Joe and an Irish whip into the corner. Average Joe charges forward. Zaine grabs the ref and throws him in the way. Ref down. Zaine fights Average Joe off but charges right into a superkick! Cover…one…two…Zaine gets the shoulder up at 2.7.

Johnny Suave: Zaine is seriously listing now.

Colleen Crowder: You’re making references to the Titanic, aren’t you.

Average Joe drags Zaine up and plants him with the Average Slam. Cover…one…two…THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

WINNER: Average Joe @ 3:02

Johnny Suave: Average Joe gets the win here on Extreme Political TV. That Average Slam literally broke Zaine in half and he floundered on the surface before his hopes sunk to the depths of the ocean.

Colleen Crowder: That’s oddly profound coming from you.

Post-match, Ken Worth and Brad Company hit the ring to celebrate with Average Joe. The child runs into the ring and kicks Zaine in the balls.

The referee spots something on the mat. He walks over and picks it up.

Close up- It’s a sparkly (and large) Heart of the Ocean necklace. He looks around and slips it in his pocket.

VIDEO: – The Kickoff of PCW’s 2012 Road Show Across America Tour. PCW Drama in Des Moines/Monday, January 3rd, 2012

The crowd chants, “PCW…PCW…PCW” as ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave comes out.

Suave welcomes everyone to the start of PCW’s Road Show across America tour. Suave states tonight is the beginning of the long road to November’s PCW Extreme Election Night 2012.

Johnny Suave: The main event tonight is the Iowa Caucus Match which is going to be a wild free-for-all bunkhouse brawl match involving: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott- representing Mitt Romney (R-MA), Farmer John- representing Michele Bachmann (R-MN), Magnum P.O.’d- Newt Gingrich (R-GA), Jim Schmidt- Ron Paul (R-TX), The Right Rev. Randy Richardson- Rick Santorum (R-PA), and Texas Jack- Rick Perry (R-TX)…

Suave says in one year it all begins again – the road to PCW Extreme Election Night 2020 – with Drama in Des Moines-Des Moines, Iowa Feb 3rd, 2020

Who’s officially in consideration to be the Progressive Alliance’s candidate for CEO: Cory Booker (NJ), Kamala Harris (CA), Julian Castro (TX), Tulsi Gabbard (HI), John Delaney (MD), Richard Ojeda (WV), former tech executive Andrew Yang (NY)

Who looking into being in: Elizabeth Warren (MA), Kirsten Gillibrand (NY), Pete Buttigieg (IN)

Who’s thinking about being in: Former PCW COO Joe Biden, billionaire Michael Bloomberg (NY), Sherrod Brown (OH), Amy Klobuchar (MN), and Bernie Sanders (VT).

Colleen Crowder: Any one of the candidates, potential candidates would be a huge improvement on PCW CEO Donald Trump.

Suave then notes that Trump is definitely in for 2020. Who else may jump into the race on the American Patriots’ side? William Weld (MA), Bob Corker (TN), Larry Hogan (MD), and John Kasich (OH).

Colleen Crowder: And even one of these four would be an improvement on Trump.

Suave introduces a video from last night’s Blue Brand show in San Francisco, California.

VIDEO: Professor McCarthy speaks at PWF Blue Brand Show last night.

In the ring with his Flock (The Green World Order, The Young Jerks, Codee Pink, Emily S. List) Berkeley, California Professor McCarthy holds up the ‘good book that spells out what’s correct and incorrect’ and denounces the deal made to separate the Red and Blue Brands completely from PCW. McCarthy calls the action giving ‘the fox complete free rein of the hen house.’

Professor McCarthy: For too long, Dawn McGill has been rewarded for her bad behavior and her incorrect views and actions. We must use any means necessary to punish her to make clear to everyone that if you don’t say the things that are correct to say we will shout you down…if you don’t do the things that are correct to do we will shut you down. You will conform to the politically correct things in this book or we will destroy you.

McCarthy declares PCW must be shut down and brought back under the Political Universe umbrella because it’s being run by ordinary people (ie…McGill) and ordinary people need us…the enlightened…the elite…their betters…to speak for them…to tell them what they need to do…what to say…what to think…and what to believe.

Johnny Suave: And there you have left wing fundamentalism in action.

Colleen Crowder: This has nothing to do with religion. What Professor McCarthy says makes perfect sense. At least, that’s what our narrative says.

Johnny Suave: Only if you’re a Washington, D.C. insider beltway elitist okay with what the status quo was before.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

PCW RANKINGS

PCW Title Champion: The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism #1 Contender: Jack Fraiser #2 Contender: SNAFU #3 Contender: ‘American Citizen’ Kevin Scott #4 Contender: Average Joe

PCW Tag Team Title Champion: Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb #1 Contender: Island of Misfit Wrestlers: Rah and Halitosis #2 Contender: The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson #3 Contender: The Beer Bellied Softball Playing Ninja: Hank and Tiny #4 Contender: Truckin’ Average Company: Ken Worth-American Trucker and Brad Company

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HOWARD SCHULTZ SHOWS UPFormer Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz walks out on stage. Schultz tells the PCW fans he’s considering a run at becoming the next CEO as a ‘centrist’ independent. He explains he’s been a life-long supporter of the Progressive Alliance but when people look at both factions (American Patriots and the Progressive Alliance) people see extremes on both sides.

Howard Schultz: I want to see everyone win. I will be an independent person who will embrace those type of ideas because I’m not in bed with either side.

Schultz states he strongly disagrees with CEO Donald Trump on many issues but mainly, he feels people are exhausted with the extreme polarization between the factions.

Howard Schultz: Their trust has been broken. And they are looking for a better choice.

Schultz thanks the fans for their time and exits.

Crowder tells Suave this is a bad idea and his bid would draw people away from the Progressive Alliance working to Trump’s advantage.

Johnny Suave: Because having more choices is a bad thing?

Colleen Crowder: No. Because it increases the chances that Trump could get four more years as the CEO.

Johnny Suave: But if John Kasich did the same thing, you’d be okay with that.

Colleen Crowder: Yes. Because it-

Johnny Suave: …decreases the chances that Trump gets four more years.

Suave sends it backstage to Blair Moise.

REACTIONBlair Moise has an angry Neera Tanden, president of the Center for American Progress.

Neera Tanden: If he enters the race, I will start a Starbucks boycott because I’m not giving a penny that will end up in the coffers of a guy who will help Trump win in 2020.

Tanden stomps off in a huff. Then there’s an eclipse…no, wait…it’s Michael Moore. Moore says the same thing. If Schultz gets into the race, he will call for a boycott of Starbucks as well stating an independent bid for CEO that will ‘split the support’ of the Progressive Alliance is not acceptable.

Johnny Suave: Again, because more viable alternative choices for CEO than what the American Patriots and the Progressive Alliance give us is a bad thing.

Colleen Crowder: If the end result is four more years of Donald Trump at the top- yes.

MATCH #2- The Sports Entertainment Corporation: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit vs. Rick Beam- Country Club Pro w/Pool Boy Pete and Jack from State Barn Insurance’Party Wherever We Go (SEC Theme Song)- Robert Randolph and the Family Band

‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann walks out first followed by Banks and Walstreit. The official ‘Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum joins them…then ‘Charlie Wrestling’ Charlie Blackwell, ‘Hollywood Bad Boy’ Justin Beaver, ‘Hollywood Bad Girl’ Miley Vyrus, and ‘Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt.

Phil Finebaum: My faction is better than your faction and the SEC is the best!

Walstreit walks around holding up a velvet painting of ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.

Switt, of course, lugs her ever present guitar overfilled with white powder that leaves a trail behind her.

CSPN has their camera following every move the SEC makes.

Banks and Blackwell are the Political Universe Tag Team Champions. Blackwell faces ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay next week at the D.C. Armory supershow for the Political Universe Title.

Johnny Suave: There’s a lot of internal turmoil going on with the SEC right now. Let’s see how things hold together in this match.

Ring Announcer Kimber Marshall introduces Beam, wearing a captain’s hat, dickey, and a suitable sports jacket, and Jack from State Barn Insurance, dressed in the usual red polo shirt and khaki pants, as both are already in the ring. Then she introduces the SEC.

The Sports Entertainment Corporation P.M.C. BanksHT: 6-0 WT: 240 / Gainesville, FL FIN: Bank Statement

Kirk Walstreit – ‘Wall Street Market Analyst with the Man Crush on ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit.’ HT: 6’ 2” WT: 220, HOME: New York City, NY FIN: Stock Market Plunge

*DING-DING*

Banks and Beam start off. Elevated flapjack from Banks followed by a drop kick produces the first cover of the match. One…tw- strong kickout by Beam who bails from the ring. Banks dives over the top rope to tackle Beam. There’s a momentarily brawl outside before both men go back in the ring. Banks tags Walstreit in. He trades chops then kicks with Beam. Beam tags Jake in. Both he and Walstreit run the ropes until Walstreit hits a rolling cutter. Cover…one…two…-Jake kicks out. Walstreit avoids a corner rush and catches Jake with a million dollar bomb and tags Banks back in. Banks and Jake trade punches. Banks reverses a whip and slams Jake into the corner. They trade corner offense with Banks coming out on top. Banks gets whipped across the ring into the ropes. He ducks under and connects on a delayed bridging German suplex. Cover…one…two…Jake gets the shoulder up. Jake tags Beam back in.

Walstreit jumps in. He and Banks hits a sandwich super kick on Beam. Banks walks the ropes and takes out Jake while Walstreit, who apparently tagged in, hits a spinning slam on Beam. Cover…one…two…Beam gets the shoulder up. Walstreit sets Beam up for his finisher and drops him with the Stock Market Plunge. Banks races across the ring and takes Jake out. Cover…one…two…THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

WINNER: The SEC: P.M.C. Banks and Kirk Walstreit at 3:15

POST-MATCHBanks and Walstreit high five in the ring. McMann and Finebaum join them but the victors give them a cool reception. Then Walstreit’s personal manager, Gordon Guyko, comes to the ring.

With the CSPN cameras running, Guyko tells McMann that he’s ‘lost his edge.’

Gordon Guyko: You used to be on the vanguard of the sports entertainment movement. You used to have a single-minded vision. And you’ve lost it.

Guyko apologizes to McMann but advises him that his services are no longer needed. He says Banks and Walstreit have signed on to a new company.

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Pop. Big…big pop.

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

The crowd erupts when the video screen shows the door to a dressing room in the back. A police escort is waiting at the door. One of the policemen knocks on the door.

Policeman: “Ms. Berg. It’s time.”

Colleen Crowder (voiceover): What do you mean it’s time? It’s time for what?

The door opens and eight male bodyguards walk out of the dressing room encircling a petite 95 pound woman and her male assistant in the middle. The woman, dressed in a smart, dark business suit and heels, is busy talking on her cell phone. The man furiously scribbles down notes as the group makes their way towards the ring.

Also following the procession to the ring, PCW veterans Big Oil and four time PCW Champion Yamamoto Tanaka.

Big Oil- MGR: Texas Tex HT: 6′ 11″ WT: 323 / HOME: Houston, TX FIN: Oklahoma Driller (modified piledriver)

Yamamoto Tanaka- The Japanese SuperDestroyer HT: 6′ 9″ WT: 350 / HOME: Nagano, Japan FIN: Japanese Super Destroyer

THUMP

THUMP-THUMP-THUMP

Johnny Suave (v/o): THE SELF-MADE ENTREPRENEUR FROM NEW YORK CITY’S FINANCIAL DISTRICT IS COMING TO THE RING!

A huge roar greets the procession as it emerges from the back onto the stage and starts their way down the ramp.

Johnny Suave: THE PHENOMENON KNOWN AS-

The crowd is rocking and a chant of JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG! JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG! fills the arena.

Two of the bodyguards use a fire extinguisher to create a fog like effect as Jill walks through. Two others hold sparklers up in the air as she passes by.

Johnny Suave: JILL BERG IS HERE!

JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG! JILLLLLLLL-BERGGGGGG!

Berg is helped into the ring and she shakes hands with Guyko.

Jill Berg: P.M.C. Banks. Kirk Walstreit. Welcome to JILL BERG ENTERPRISES!

Berg then turns to Charlie Blackwell and offers him a deal right there on the spot.

Johnny Suave: Berg is trying to poach Charlie Blackwell from the SEC?

Already incensed by the defections of Banks and Walstreit, ‘The Mouthpiece of the SEC’ Phil Finebaum pleads with Blackwell to turn her down flat.

Jill Berg: Well? We’re waiting.

Blackwell finally says no.

Berg shrugs. Banks and Walstreit attack Blackwell. Justin Beaver attacks Banks and Walstreit. Brief brawl until Big Oil clubs Beaver in the back…spins him upside down…spikes him with the Oklahoma Driller.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Beaver out on the mat. Tanaka wipes out Finebaum and McMann. Vyrus and Switt step back away from the carnage and wisely sit this one out.

Walstreit drags Blackwell to his feet…sets him up…and drops him with the Stock Market Plunge. Walstreit covers…Guyko makes the three count. Guyko snatches Blackwell’s Tag Team title belt and presents it to Kirk Walstreit.

Johnny Suave: And that is what you call a corporate takeover.

Colleen Crowder: Wait a minute. Where are the attorneys? Someone should be suing someone about this.

Jill Berg raises her hands in the air.

Johnny Suave: We’ll be back after this.

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**COMMERCIAL BREAK**

Extreme Attorneys Felcher and Felcher- ‘Seriously Bad Lawyers with Seriously Bad Combovers’

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Suave reviews PCW’s involvement in next week’s D.C. Armory supershow.

PCW Tag Team Title Match: Weapons of Mass Destruction: A. Tom Bomb and Hy Drogen Bomb © vs. The Dork Dynasty: Leonard and Sheldon Robertson.

Johnny Suave: These two tag teams met two weeks ago and the Dorks nearly pulled off the upset win.

REPLAY: WMD vs. The Dork Dynasty – 1/20/19 PCW Extreme Political TV

14th MINUTEAmy whips off her shirt.

Johnny Suave: WARDROBE MALFUNCTION! WARDROBE MALFUNCTION!

H-Bomb stares at Amy and shrugs.

Amy: Really?

Sheldon slides in from behind, schoolboy roll up. Referee down to the mat.

Johnny Suave: WE MAY HAVE NEW CHAMPIONS!

One…

Two…

Colleen Crowder: COME ON!

H-Bomb rolls through…

Johnny Suave: NO!

…and hooks the legs

One…

Two…

THREE.

*DING-DING-DING*

WINNER AND STILL PCW HEARTLAND TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: Weapons of Mass Destruction @ 13:20 (10:00 for television)

Suave announces the second match…

PCW Title Match: ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism © vs. the winner of tonight’s match between SNAFU and Jack Fraiser.

SNAFU INTERVIEWBlair Moise welcomes SNAFU and his charismatic manager E.J. Flack.

Blair asks about the match. Flack responds this is what SNAFU has been working towards- a PCW title shot.

E.J. Flack: You’ll never hear me say good…or great…or excellent when I talk. You’ll hear me say ‘elite.’ Or and NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

E.J. Flack: In the PCW world, you want to compete for the PCW title. Period. This is the experience I want SNAFU to have. Tonight, he has a chance to earn that experience…to earn that title shot…to NARFLE THE GARTHOK on a larger scale.

Flack motions to SNAFU and both men move on.

JACK FRAISER INTERVIEWAs SNAFU moves along, Jack Fraiser slides in with a Molson in his hand.

Blair asks him about the match. Fraiser says it’s a big one and he plans on going all out to get a PCW title shot. Fraiser guzzles down the last of the Molson inside the can and tosses it away.

Jack Fraiser: I need to go get my Oootlander now.

So Fraiser exits.

MAIN EVENT/PCW TITLE #1 CONTENDER’S MATCH: SNAFU vs. Jack FraiserCut back to Suave and Crowder.

Johnny Suave: So now it comes down to this. SNAFU versus Jack Fraiser and the winner punches their ticket to meet ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism next week in Washington D.C.

Colleen Crowder: None of these wrestlers are good enough to shine the shoes of the wrestlers at the Blue Brand.

Suave sends it to Kimber Marshall.

SNAFU, accompanied as always by Coach E.J. Flack, makes his way out on stage.

SNAFU HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 210 / HOME: Philadelphia, PA FIN: Philly FacebusterMGR: E.J. Flack

’Feel Invincible’- Skillet

The fans chant ‘SNAFU!…SNAFU! as he and Flack make their way to the ring.

The video screen comes to life:

It’s 1946 in the Scottish Highlands.

On the hill of Irish na Dun, British nurse Blaire Rendell hears the tell-tale buzzing sound as she approaches the standing stones. This makes her very happy.]

Blaire Rendell (Scottish accent): Soon, I’ll be back with my true love Jamie and I will be truly happy once again in eighteen century Scotland.

Blaire goes to the standing stones where the buzzing sound gets louder and louder. Soon she faints and falls to the ground. When she wakes up…

Blaire nearly jumps in the air when she encounters a man dressed in heavy plaid lumberjack shirt, a warm coat, and a tuque.

Blaire Rendell: Wh-who the hell are you? And where the hell am I?

Jack Fraiser: My name is Jack Fraiser. You are in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan Canada.

Blaire Rendell: Saskatoon…Saskatchewan Canada? That can’t be true. I’m supposed to be in Scotland.

[A hockey puck comes flying by just barely missing both of them.]

Blaire Rendell: What the *BLEEP*!

Jack Fraiser: Nope. This is definitely Canada.

Jack Fraiser AGE: 24 / HT: 6”3” WT: 205 / HOME: Saskatoon, Saskatchewan FIN: Canadian National RailawayValet: ‘Oootlander Blaire Rendell

Johnny Suave: SNAFU has been here before. SNAFU has held the PCW Television title. Tonight, he’s gunning for the big one…the PCW Title. Jack Fraiser is still learning and he’s been knocking on the door. Can he take the next step tonight?

Colleen isn’t paying attention. She’s filing her nails.

E.J. Flack jumps onto the ring apron and fires up the crowd.

E.J. Flack: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

Crowd: NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

*DING-DING*

Johnny Suave: Here we go!

1st MINUTECollar and elbow tie up. Both men jockey for position. Side head lock from SNAFU, he lands a kick but tries a shoulder block and Fraiser floors him. SNAFU back with a step up hurricanrana. He hits a second hurricanrana and hooks the legs.

One…

Two…

Fraiser kicks out. Both men trade blows in the center of the ring, then shoulder blocks.

Johnny Suave: Back and forth early on. Both men know that with American Citizen Kevin Scott lurking that the road to the title gets a lot harder if they can’t win tonight.

2nd MINUTEFraiser takes down SNAFU with a tilt head scissors. Scoop slam from Fraiser. Neck breaker from Fraiser. Fraiser covers.

One…

Two-SNAFU kicks out.

Fraiser punches SNAFU. SNAFU fires back with a gut wrench release power bomb to take control. SNAFU attacks with punches on the mat.

Johnny Suave: This action is ferocious.

Crowder continues to file her nails and ignore the match.

Johnny Suave: But not as ferocious as Colleen attacking her nails.

3rd MINUTEFraiser goes over and clocks Flack on the ring apron. Flack starts to come in but the referee sees him and goes over to stop him. That allows Blaire to sneak in and kick SNAFU in the balls.

Johnny Suave: HOLY CRAP!

Fraiser rolls him up and gets the referee’s attention.

One…

Two…

SNAFU kicks out and rakes Fraiser in the eyes. SNAFU rolls out and takes five.

Johnny Suave: Good move on SNAFU’s part. He knows Fraiser is getting momentum and this is one way to slow it down.

4th MINUTESNAFU back in after conferring with Flack. Quick go behind from SNAFU. Both men trade wrist locks, then leg sweeps and covers for the traditional standoff.

Johnny Suave: These guys are pretty evenly matched.

Crowder again does not respond. But she does react when the PCW Champion ‘The One Man Anti-Hollywood A-List’ Stone Chism arrives at the broadcast table.

Stone Chism: Dawn McGill says if you’re not going to discuss the match and just file your nails then you can leave and I will.

Crowder becomes irate and starts to argue with Chism. She refuses to leave. Chism simply tips the chair and causes Crowder to tumble off. Then he sits down.

Stone Chism: Johnny, I wanted to come down anyways and scout these two.

Crowder unloads a torrent of obscenities and demands Chism relinquish the chair. He doesn’t.

Suave tries to ignore her and discuss the match with Chism. Suave repeats his opinion that SNAFU and Fraiser are evenly matched and will give Chism a good match next week. Chism agrees.

5th MINUTECrowder finally gives up and stomps off to the back…

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9th MINUTESNAFU, brandishing a chair thanks to E.J. Flack, smacks Fraiser in the back with the chair. He grabs a wrist lock and takes Fraiser down with an arm drag. But Fraiser avoids further offense and connects on his own springboard corkscrew plancha. Fraiser scrambles over for the pinfall.

One…

Two…

SNAFU gets the shoulder up. Side slam from Fraiser and another cover.

One…

Two…

Again SNAFU gets a shoulder up. Fraiser pulls him up and then hits a backwards power slam. Cover.

One…

Two…

SNAFU kicks out and rolls out of the ring.

Johnny Suave: THAT WAS CLOSE!

Stone Chism: Jack Fraiser has improved a lot over the past year. That was an impressive sequence.

10th MINUTEBlaire Rendell gets in SNAFU’s face on the outside. That allows Fraiser to climb up to the top rope. He gets ready to jump but Flack runs over and whacks the top rope. Fraiser loses his balance and crotches himself on the top rope. SNAFU back in…top rope neckbreaker. Cover.

One…

Two…

Fraiser gets the shoulder up and counters an Irish whip with a hand stand springboard knee strike. He hooks the legs.

One…

Two…

TH-no…SNAFU kicks out. Fraiser tries a side slam. SNAFU counters with a tilt a whirl head scissors. Then Flack throws him another chair and *BLAM* Fraiser crumples to the mat. Cover.

One…

Two…*BLAM* Rendell in the ring and she nails SNAFU with a chair. Flack runs in…*BLAM* he gets clocked by the chair. Fraiser goes to cover but the referee is trying to get Rendell out of the ring.

11th MINUTEFraiser sets SNAFU for his finisher. He sticks SNAFU in the corner and goes to the opposite side. He chugs forward and slams into SNAFU at full speed.

Johnny Suave: CANADIAN NATIONAL RAIL-AWAY!

SNAFU tips forward face first. Fraiser turns him over. Cover.

One…

Two…

THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

Johnny Suave: FRAISER DID IT! FRAISER DID IT!

WINNER AND NEW #1 CONTENDER: Jack Fraiser @ 10:19

Johnny Suave: Jack Frasier will meet this man, PCW Champion Stone Chism for the title next week in Washington D.C. Stone?

Stone Chism: Jack earned it. I’m looking forward to the match next week.

Suave thanks everyone for tuning in. Next week, PCW matches taped at the D.C. Armory supershow plus ‘Red Solo Plastic Cup’ Ray McAvay defends the Political Universe Title against Charlie Blackwell.

Johnny Suave: Next week on PCW Extreme Political TV. See you then.

[‘Trumpet Concerto No. 2 in D major – 3 Allegro assai’ begins to play in the background and P-SPAN quickly cuts away to another political event.]

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