#AT LEAST ONCE

[alyakthedorklord]

Bruce Wayne, sitting in a cute eco-friendly cafe while on a video call with Tim: Oh Noooo, are you sure there’s no way the board of directors will let us get rid of this old decrepit Wayne Factory building that is unsafe for our workers and also for the surrounding environment?

CEO Tim, with equal gravitas: No, I’m afraid they just won’t budge. It technically meets legal requirements on paper, and we can’t prove that the chemicals affecting the local ecosystem that have no other possible source are from the out-of-date drainage system… they’re saying it would cost too much to fix the place up too, which is ridiculous, because we’re us, but our hands are tied…

Bruce, full Brucie himbo mode: Oh I just feel so SAD for all the sweet fluffy animals and the pretty flowers and especially our hard workers dealing with such unsafe conditions… I think I’ll give them all a nice short vacation this weekend, so the ENTIRE PLACE will be EMPTY and SHUT DOWN from FRIDAY TO TUESDAY, the SECURITY SYSTEM WILL BE DOWN because it’s just so GLITCHY, I’m sure nothing will happen to the ENVIRONMENTAL STAIN ON OUR COMPANIES NAME THAT WILL BE COMPLETELY ABANDONED FROM FRIDAY TO TUESDAY- Timmy do you think I’m being too subtle?

Tim, snickering: no no you’re doing great Bruce I’m sure they’ve got it

Poison Ivy, on a date the next table over: ( ‘-‘)-☕️

Harley, through tears of repressed laughter: so… we doing anythin’ this weekend?

[hurlyburlytopsyturvy]

i had these funni videos recommended to me and once the homestuck rot in my brain picked up on some dave coding— i couldn’t help myself ↓↓

↑↑ rewfewence CartierKy (TheCartierKy) on youtube

[osinthewhite]

If Rose and Doctor got married I just know he would be such a wife guy. Just imagine it;

"Hi, I'm the Doctor and this is my lovely wife - Rose"

He would not shut up about it. Ever.

[godsworstson]

these two have me in a chokehold

[celestialulu]

In my personal ideal world instead of 100yq I’d have a full on nalu focused plot and it would have to include aftermath of Lucy rewriting END

Lucy having side effects from rewriting it and trying to hide it from Natsu, whereas Natsu knows something is wrong but doesn’t know what and he HAS to find out because he needs to make sure Lucy is healthy and happy no matter what

plus I’d like to have nalu + happy going on silly missions because I miss them og team Natsu doing stuff together (but this is also where angst will come into play and also tension)

[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Kremy: what’s with the napkin on the glass door?

Frost: Gricko keeps running into the glass door, and I thought this could help

Gricko: oh cool, a floating napk— *walks into the glass door*

[mimi-saurio]

Jonathan, Will, Mike, and Nancy trick-or-treating back in their childhood days <3

[goodwillfidgetspinner]

fight fighters secret ending [real not clickbait]

[imgae description credit @princess-of-purple-prose, i hope i did it right.]

[sufjanjoy]

Merlin: Sometimes I wish I was on crack.

Arthur: What the fuck dose that even mean-

[starcurtain]

I haven't even started 4.1's archon quest and yet I am still absolutely shocked that I haven't seen a "rough-around-the-edges single dad meets his kid's gorgeous kindergarten teacher" AU for Wriothesley and Neuvillette yet.

The trope writes itself at this point, my guys.

[charlotte-family-apologist]

It’s still wild to me that Kuai Liang didn’t think about Bi Han once after him and the others got restored.

[ournextdoorneighbor]

his schedule said Me™️ time

[syensy-art]

buzz cut venus when

[beltart]

A Baby

[edsbacktattoo]

🙋 hiiiii i need Stede to call Ed beautiful at least once or i’m going to murder all life on earth with my bare fucking hands hehehe <3

[kokabegami]