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THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND THEORIES™ ABOUT THE NEW OFMD PICS:
So first of all, absolutely crying and throwing up over seeing Stede in more "stereotypical" sailor clothes as opposed to his usual attire. Secondly though, he looks to be surrounded by fine things, and it makes me wonder if he's attempting to barter for something? Maybe get a little SPECIAL SOMETHING FOR HIS SPECIAL SOMEONE???
And then this one kills me so hard because it looks like a message in a bottle. Is this an attempt at reaching out to Ed? Have they been trailing and failing to catch up with the Revenge, and this is Stede's attempt at trying to make contact? Or is this a message from Ed to Stede, a heartbroken warning to stay away? Regardless, SCREAMING.
AND THEN THIS ONE. SMILEY FACES. MATCHING OUTFITS!!! Maybe they've paired up with another crew and are temporary members? Like, in order to try and catch up with the Revenge, they had to team up with another ship/crew?
........if i speak
y'all already know that season 2 ed has led to MANY a breakdown already hsdjks. and i will be visiting this picture a little too much. but if i can CATCH MY BREATH A SECOND-
The pearls. And the fact that his hair is back. And the fact that his face is clear. AND HIS EARRING IS STILL THEERRREEEHSDJKLS.
He still looks hardened/heartbroken, but this look makes me think that conversations have happened, and maybe the first "healing seeds" have been planted.
And this maybe has me going the MOST bonker bananas because omfg.
Ed and Jackie. And Ed looking so much softer in comparison to the previous picture. Ed out of his leathers. Ed just VIBING. ED AND JACKIE JUST CHILLING.
I cannot express how many times I've pictured them talking, and pictured Jackie being like "You have the hots for WHO?????" Like if this is a moment where Jackie is having to be That Friend, aka the disapproving one of your friend's partner type deal HSKDJS LIKE,,, I HAVE ENVISIONED THE CONVERSATIONS SO SO MUCH.
And if they're watching Stede in that moment, if Stede is doing something silly stupid which is making Ed pull fond eyes and making Jackie pull a "wtf" expression like that,,, please. PLEASE.
I'm just.
My heart is so full. My crops are watered. My skin is clear. My depression is lifted.
And I cannot WAIT to see what all is in store for us. I cannot WAIT to see what all comes to light.
#OFMD#OFMD Season 2#Our Flag Means Death#Revenge Rambles#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Spanish Jackie#Black Pete#Wee John#Roach#Oluwande Boodhari#I'm so#DON'T ASK ME HOW I MANAGED TO TYPE COHERENTLY AFTER LIKE#ASSUREDLY NOT#BUT JUST#WOW#W O W.#I'm so floored lmao#I'm so so blown away#And so so excited#And so like#RENEWED#HEALED AND RESTORED
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Countdown to Seungmin's Birthday ↘ D-6: Fanboy.
#all these clips were terribly cute but the one where he says he watched the video message from wonpil 'well'#and made that face killed me its so funny 😭 like yeah I believe you did watch it well.... 😗#kim seungmin#seungmin#bystay#stray kids#skz#skz edit#skz gifs#seungminsource#gagwanzsource#day6#skzedit#stray kids gifs#sometimes i remember that he supposedly had a wonder girls ? i think wonder girls stan account when he was a teenager and i just laugh#10/10 this is the one time i can assuredly say: wow the stars are just like us (seungmin drop your day6 acc)
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“the weather always sticks together” watch as they get a divorce 🙄
anyway that last drawing is from here when i was working out my tenna design but yknow what i think it should see the light of day(it’s under the readmore on the og post)
#the art gallery#deltarune#utdr newsletter#deltarune ocs#technically. bc of my tenna is Assuredly not what they’ll actually look like
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Johndave in a delightfully mundane context.
#homestuck#homestuck fanart#dave strider#john egbert#johndave#pepsicola#my art#artists on tumblr#how do you like the shitty band logo for the made up band on dave's shirt?#a lot of careful deliberation went into constructing an emblem with the perfect ratio of generic to edgy#but yeah anyways this is my ode to american suburbia#for all of its faults (of which there are assuredly plenty)#it's like a paradise to me
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When Macaque can take his relationship with Sun Wukong falling apart better than Megatron does with Optimus.
why cant you be more like macaque, he just beat some people up and put on plays until he felt better
anyway enjoy this niche crossover
#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#six eared macaque#transformers#megatron#tfp megatron#tfp#tf#mk#mk art#transformers prime#i was gonna draw maq and then i was like wait them robots is huge#and then i brainwaved so smoke monster macaque it is#if you asked me about whose fault the transformers wars are in general i could write you a multiple page essay#i could talk for hours and hours about different continueties blaming different things and how the war fell on both autobots and decepticon#but in tfp megs is pretty assuredly largely at fault and simply unable to entertain the idea of peace#i vow not to get into that essay here but his motivations were coming from a different place than for eg. tfa where hes much more justified#tfp was assured destruction#plus its for the joke so thats why im placing blame on him here#the joke needed it#sometimes salf care is obliterating your whole species#my art
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25 Ji, Akasaka de/ At 25:00 in Akasaka (2024) I 1.06
"I'll get your bag."
#25 ji akasaka de#at 25:00 in akasaka#userrlaura#userfaiza#userharu#moonlightsdream#userlera#jdrama#jdramasource#bl series#japanese bl#nagumo shoma#yamase kazuma#kazuma yamase#was this gifset just an excuse to gif nagumo shoma.....MAYBE!!!!#i mean just look at him - gorgeous beautiful etc etc etc#also i think it finally hit me: kazuma is supposed to be yuki's foil bc he's confident speaks assuredly and knows exactly who he is#and i looooove that#plus even when he's not stirring the pot he's still stirring the pot#talking loudly and prodding about that rumoured relationship#letting yuki leave quietly from the party and making sure asami doesn't notice it until the very last minute - I SEE YOU SIR!#mywork
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Something I’ve been thinking about lately is that small moment in “Air Turtle” where immediately after the Daves lose yet another game, Leo says how sorry he is and how he’s doing his best as the mascot. This moment is so short but it’s honestly jam-packed with a whole heap of characterization.
His need to apologize for things clearly not his fault - especially when it feels like he messes up the job he was given despite doing the best he can (the phrase “it’s not about you” takes a new meaning when this is one of the lessons to be learned from that - that he is not always solely responsible for things going wrong), his need to save face and make a connection with an older adult man in his life (something he consistently does throughout the series - he’s got a few daddy issues, always collecting potential father figures, it’s no wonder he jumps at the bit to keep rapport), and the way he sounds and looks and the words he chooses really pushes how he is just a kid (“Mr. the Dunk, I’m so sorry”).
Like I know it’s a one off moment that doesn’t truly mean much, but when put against the rest of the series it works really well with the rest of Leo’s established character and helps in solidifying later concepts as well.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#rottmnt headcanons#am I looking too much into things? almost assuredly yes#I actually appreciate how tim immediately goes ‘it’s not your fault’ as well? like he could’ve just blamed this 15/16 year old but he didn’t#but yeah this moment got to me a little mainly because it made me realize that Leo…DOES take responsibility for things a lot#he messes up a ton yeah but he says sorry at a pretty consistent rate#and y’know thinking about it#THIS IS TINFOIL HAT TERRITORY BE WARNED#he’s mentioned being betrayed by his brothers before - I wonder if it was something as simple as taking the fall for like#breaking something of Splinters or whatever#point is it wouldn’t be out of the ordinary for him to get the full blame for something only partially his fault#or not his fault at all in some cases#like in bug busters where Raph gets mad at Leo for not getting captured with them#(I understand Raph’s mindset here a ton - Raph’s the leader and he’s likely lashing out so I don’t blame the poor kid)#but this plus the moment at the beginning of the movie#where only Leo is reprimanded despite Mikey and Donnie having full autonomy to join the fun pizza stacking#make no mistake this is not at all a diss on everyone else!!! it’s just something I noticed#I think that “it’s not about you” doesn’t just pertain to being arrogant and wanting the spotlight#I think it’s also about how responsibility is meant to be shared#and like#Leo DOES mess up a lot! so he’s honestly probably used to having the blame because it is often at least somewhat warranted#he’s specifically described as being good at apologizing after all#tldr: Leo messes up a lot of the time so he is very used to blame and attention both good and bad#even when the full blame should not be solely on his shoulders
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@viiioca asked: Send ✨ to see them in something they aspire to wear or would like the chance to wear.
She loves a reason to dress up.
#Answered#Pigeon Screens#FFXIV Screenshots#Odette Hollows#Middie#Midlander#hyur#these are...... very quick and easy but also i needed to make her up in a#dress like this#for reasons#important reasons that are for story most assuredly and not simply self indulgence because this dress got a rue+ port#(:#truly on a roll for answering prompts
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#using 'them' because obviously not all transfem folks (myself included) use she & her#add this one to one of my more super hot takes even if it's true#stop canceling trans women over stuff you absolutely get it up for#also making this because of recent events & no I won't elaborate even if you ask me to#and no I won't debate the ethics of adults playing pretend with you as that's silly; a waste of my time#and is also just not what this post is about; you'd think that'd be obvious but watch people not care anyway#feel free to send asks though It's up to me whether or not I want to answer them#this double standard is never done in good faith & is most assuredly transphobia 100%#marking this post as all of the things because I know the people on this site can't behave; I've seen it before#yes you should reblog this btw; this also happens on twitter & reddit I'm sure though I have no twitter#mine#op#fauxcest#sibcon#step mom#siscon#brocon#sibcest#trans memes#transgender memes#cw adult things#cw adult stuff#tagging all of these just to be safe
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𓇻 ft. ezio auditore x civilian gn reader
𓇻 summary. There's just you, Ezio, and a slow, sleepy morning on a rooftop.
𓇻 content. platonic or pre-relationship. pre-Brotherhood.
𓇻 enjoy! feel free to like, reblog, or send in asks!
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Soft strands of sunlight crests over the city walls, dusting over the roof slates in a golden sheen. It’s beautiful and tranquil, the starlight fading overhead into hues of gentle light. Early dawn has you feeling cold, a little uncomfortable under the brisk air. Monteriggioni feels quiet beneath the sway of your feet, the small city silent with sleep. Ezio barely breathes - and when he does, it’s relaxed, the motion slow. He’s, somehow, not quite what you imagined and yet everything all at once. Quiet. For all the charismatic clamor you see him with, he watches over the city with a sense of calm that Claudia has never spoken of.
Aristocratic nose, fine cheekbones and firm jawline, Ezio was without a doubt a cut of the finest cloth. Boisterous. Loud. Everything you’ve heard spoken about him - and even seen him act. This is a tender side you didn’t know existed, hidden beneath swaths of fine armour and silky fabric. Looking at him as you do now, his presence almost muted beside you on the rooftop, he seems more man than myth. Gentler, almost, even with the garment of metal strapped to his wrists.
Despite all the armour he typically wears, the imposing and broad figure he cuts, he’s everything but. You’ve seen him out and about, moving along the rooftops and city walls, scrounging for feathers - you still didn’t quite understand that— and tending to mundane jobs. He’s even swept out an arm to guide children back to their feet after a tumble to the street. Which happens a fair bit, even to a young child from your extended family.
Thing is, while it happens a fair amount - Ezio is there to stop it. Always visiting, moving between houses and tending to the people with a spirit and jubilance that you haven’t even seen the Lord cherish the town with. He loves it like his own, a home far from his birthright.
You don’t know much about Ezio’s past, only gleaned some of it from gossip and from Claudia. Even that isn’t enough. Enough would be to hear it from his own lips, to have the man himself explain. But, the strange thing is, despite all the good tidings he gives to the town, when he’s alone with you like this, he grows somber. A million miles away, lost in a world you can’t comprehend.
Other days it’s good. He tends to you like every other townsperson in Monteriggioni, making sure you have everything you need. You’re not even sure how spending time with Ezio like this even happened - what you did to make him choose you. There are many ladies who express an interest in him, many soldiers who want privy into his skills. But he chooses you, takes you for strolls and stops first thing at your market stall when new produce is brought in.
Today is not one of those days.
“I am sorry,” he says then, voice hard in the growing daylight. Not because he’s harsh - never is— but because that’s just how his words sound. “My mind is … quite occupied today.”
“It’s okay,” you breathe out, because it is. It’s okay. You don’t question where his mind goes.
There’s a long moment of silence before Ezio quietly elaborates, “It is close to my Christening day.”
“Oh-” You pause and consider his tone. “I’m sorry.”
His expression twitches then, mirth dancing in his eyes, dark eyebrows knitting together. A small smile plays across his handsome face, fingers spreading across his thigh. “Thank you.” He laughs, an unused sound that rests deep in his throat. “Ah, I’m sure you’ve already heard of Claudia arranging a party, no?” Your pinched expression gives you away and his laugh deepens, eyes turning away.
“She wanted it to be a secret-” You stop yourself there by instinct. But Ezio doesn’t interrupt, he never has. He’s attentive that way, always listening to what you have to say, even if it’s about the soil or the worms in your garden. “You weren’t supposed to know about it.” “She always tries to make it a surprise,” Ezio responds, eyes tender as he looks at you.
“And yet you know of it anyway.” There’s a twitch of his scarred mouth when you speak.
“Mm.” He gives a slow nod of his head, leaning back, brown hair moving from his shoulder to spill over his back instead. Ezio closes his eyes, the hazy sunlight moving across his face as it climbs into the sky. “Has anyone invited you?”
“The whole town is going.”
“Yes, I imagine.” Ezio laughs slightly then. “I’m inviting you as my guest.” It feels like it should be a profound statement - something awe inspiring or an utterance to make you gasp. It doesn’t. Instead, all you feel is a low seeping warmth that touches the tip of your toes. You look down, swaying you feet over the edge of the roof. Ezio isn’t saying it to be polite - there’s something about the way he speaks and acts with you that makes you feel like he’s genuine.
“Thank you,” you say after a moment. “That’d be great.”
Ezio says nothing to that, though you can feel his eyes turn from you back towards the city at your feet. An emotional eclipse washes over you and you’re left feeling cold. Every moment with Ezio is like this - inviting, like summer days and fireflies. Like he sees who you are and accepts it.
There’s nothing for a long moment, just you and Ezio and the slow march of time. Dew glistens on the lower tiles, the rough texture cold beneath your palms. “Thank you for going,” he says - and the way he says it makes it feel more profound than it originally sounds. Like it matters to him, like your presence is something he basks in.
You look at him, at his battle worn features, weary lines smoothing into something almost peaceful. He needs moments like this, you realize. Needs it like you do - the companionship, the ease from everyday life. The slow, quiet mornings, the yawning pull of life. An insurmountable, insignificant second of life - every second that amounts to something more. Because he exists, you exist, and this moment exists.
“I wouldn’t be anywhere else,” you promise, meaning every word of it. You enjoy these mornings with him just as much as he does.
#assassin's creed#ezio auditore#ezio auditore x reader#assassin's creed x reader#:// bros I CANNOT type Monte's full name for the LIFE of me#:// put a gun to my head challenge me to spell it and I will assuredly die#assassins creed imagine#assassins creed#assassins creed x reader#assassins creed scenario#ezio auditore scenario#:// can't stop won't stop writing soft comfort scenes for the men who had NO RIGHT TO GO THROUGH ALL THIS#reader insert#x reader#x female reader#x male reader#x gn reader#assassin's creed x you#ac x you#ac x y/n#:// call out to that one conezio fanfic where ezio hates his birthday#:// would ezio actually act like this? Who knows! I certainly don't#:// but I imagine ezio as being... prone to melancholy sometimes and yknow reader would feel ''safe'' to him#Queue
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Holy mother of Chilchuck and Marcille and marchil-
I don't wanna think about my father dyin' I don't wanna hear my mother cryin' I don't wanna look into the mirror tryin' not to lose my shit Flowin' like lava down the side of a mountain Man in the jungle lookin' for a fountain of youth But he knows that fountain won't appear... fear If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place Searchin' for knowledge Walkin' through fire Man in a garden filled with desire I know my name ain't written in your book... look If it all ends tomorrow I had a blast It looked so beautiful And it hurt so bad What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place What a real good time What a heartfelt world What a fucked up place
It’s literally got everything it’s just marchil at the end my god. Death, fear of death & aging, resignation, cheery "whatever, as long as I had a good time!", looking at the world both with romantic glasses and harsh realistic cynicism.……….. The way the first verse can apply to both of them… I am deceased
#Spotify was playing random songs i heard that first lyric and immediately I was honed in#It’s got IT ALL LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME#Shoots straight up to my top marchil songs my god my fucking god oh my god#Marchil#chilchuck tims#marcille donato#music sharing#3rd verse gives dunlord marci oughhh insane how some verses are clearly chil and others marcille. AND IT’S A DUET#HE SINGS IT AND SHE CHIMES IN HERE AND THERE BC HER ARC IS DONE AND SHE’S RESIGNED#I’ll get out my marci n chil arc analysis by god. I need to draw marchil dancing asap my god#When I say marchil cracked the meaning of life 2 me this is what I mean btw. Wdym live in the moment and let in love and balance in outlook#First but assuredly not last time i shove that warg panel in everyone’s faces#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Mini web weaving#it wasn’t meant to be but i kept adding pics#Hey what if you taught me about hope again and I taught you to not escape into fantasies…#What if you were too glass half-full and i was too glass half-empty… And together we could make a full glass……….#Dungeon meshi
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At the End of the World, With You
My second pairing for the Terror Big Bang, this time illustrating a Pacific Rim AU written by @lieutdreadhands and bringing you all your Bridglar needs this summer
#the terror#pacific rim#pacific rim au#harry peglar#john bridgens#henry peglar#bridglar#kaiju#jaeger#was it an act of hubris to pic up a second fic? maybe#did I survive? most assuredly#the terror big bang#the terror Big Bang 2024
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Almost all of Kyo's throws of buckets in My Bloody Vampire
The gifs are all at least 600 pixels wide, so feel free to click on them for more details!
#京#Kyo#Dir en grey#gifset#compilation#buckets#fake blood#My Bloody Vampire#gifs#the way he huffed the blood into his face almost assuredly accidentally while throwing that cup in the 5th gif
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#House of the Dragon#HoTD#HoTD meme#rhaenyra targaryen#alicent hightower#this has assuredly been done before but I've had to read some truly brain dead takes in the takes these last few days#all I want is to watch my shakespear but with dragons in peace can ya'll chill for like five minutes
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this is how the end of kurt's diaries went trust me i'm an expert
#idv#identity v#kurt frank#idv explorer#naib subedar#idv mercenary#rambling#it is most assuredly NOT how his diaries went but still#also god i forgot how goofy naib's model is. they're doing their best to rectify it now but damn he looks so silly#not a single thought behind either of these dolls' eyes
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my fiance has started joking that this is how she receives her daily software update 😂
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