#ANYWAY I LOVE BOJACK HORSEMAN

[woahjo]

bojack horseman is so fucking good and i don’t mean that in an edgelord wanna-be bojack, straight white man sort of way. i mean it in the scriptwriting sort of way and how sadness and loneliness bleeds into almost every single aspect of it. how the show is so good at alienating its characters from each other while simultaneously connecting them together so deeply that there is no pulling away from the sticky black tar that is bojack and the hole around him.

it is not an overstatement to call bojack horseman a black hole and the show writers did such a spectacular job at sewing that inescapable web the characters find themselves in. addiction, love loneliness, obligation, guilt, they all stay around bojack for one reason or another, but it never ends well. there are hardly any times where bojack makes the “right” choice and even fewer where he WILLINGLY does it. he’s so doomed, but he still gets to recover. he still finds his way through the web of addiction and out on the other side and though the choice to finally get sober is not enough to make those he really cares about stay, it’s enough to give him a new lease he otherwise would not have been afforded.

it’s so good i could talk about it for so long

[dongslinger--420]

Hnnn thinking about Bea's death scene again. The way her last line is "and now, the easy part". It was one of the hardest hitting lines of any line in that episode. The easiest thing she ever had to do was die. All the thinking she did throughout her life, all her trauma she had to sit on and not confide in ANYONE over, all those years she spent trapped: first with her father, then with her husband, and finally, in her own head. The easiest part of her life was to take the option of escaping when she could. The easiest part of her life, was to die.

[roundaboutnow]

i love that todd is sex-repulsed.

you see the "but some asexuals DO have sex!!1!" discussion so often you kind of loop back around to feeling shitty about being asexual again.

i try to tell myself i'd try, if my partner really wanted me to, but i dont think i'd be okay with that.

so seeing someone, fictional or not, have good relationships without sex and without budging on that... maybe i have a shot, too.

[conanssummerchild]

just saw a scene from the good doctor on yt shorts, currently kmsing

[buysomecheese]

Y’all ever spend.. 2+ hours consuming fan content for a ship for a show you Refuse to watch?

Anyways Tweek and Craig are so cute together and they love each other

[veronicalolsies]

I just realized that Mr.Peanutbutter being a dog is a reference to him loving his partners (and everyone tbh) unconditionally. How am I just seeing this now. :(((

[autism-disco]

ok handels messiah is just as wonderfully dreadful as i remember it why does he write tenor lines like that. what the hell man

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

thinking about two netflix shows that are pretty depressing SPOILERS for death note/ Bojack mostly death note

watching death note I be like: Hmm i don't give a fuck what happens to Light screw that guy I hope he loses, L what are you doing to Misa? GAY VIBES for L/LIGHT! Hey misas smart when shes not obesssed over Light too bad that didnt last/ the part without L is so damn boring i dont give a crap about the new guy chasing Light id root for Light but he sucks so screw both of them, mr. DELETE is kinda funny/ man misa deserved better now that i think about it but so did all the woman.. lot of sexism in this show. The ending was rather bleak but also pretty cool with Light seeing L before he dies/ a / I getcha being bored Ryuk thats me n 24/7

watching bojack : bro I love ya stop being stupid, bro i love ya stop being stupid, gah i just want this idiot to be happy, bojack what are you doing? stop it, oh thank fuck he ain't dead phew screw people wishing he died glad the show ended before it jumped the shark, the ending got me crying but at least hes on good terms with Todd again

[castielsparkle]

hehe tagged by @hellverse to post 8 shows to get to know me better!<3 (posting here bc the thread got super long :"])

1. dexter (yes this includes new blood aha)

2. the x-files (ive done my fair share of scully cosplays as well!!!)

3. z nation (guilty pleasure cheesy show 😭 its actually where i initially know dj qualls as an actor from also :')!!)

4. jane the virgin (i was watching it when it was airing still, i have yet to catch up on the ending but 😭!!!! love love love this show)

5. kingdom (i first watched this back when lockdown first started lol - instant favorite though!!)

6. fargo (been meaning to rewatch this as well, i watched it a loong time ago lol)

7. atlanta (unfortunately i havent been able to finish this as well, but when i did watch it i remember it being amazing!)

8. the end of the f***ing world (i remember somehow obtaining a red hawaiian shirt when this show came out right after i watched it the first time lol)

thank u so so much for the tag!!!! it was hard to pick just 8 so i tried to pick the ones that stuck out to me the most throughout my life after i watched them :") whoever wants to do it feel free to @ me on ur own post or reblog and do ur own!!!!<3

[dongslinger--420]

One thing the Polish dub has going for it is that the raw energy of "ssijcie pałę, jełopy" has SO MUCH MORE going for it than "suck a dick, d*mbshits".

Doesn't have the word "d*mb" in it

Everyone puts their CUNT into this line whenever they say it (as they fucking should)

Even with that in mind, just. The way Diane delivers it. Fuck. The sheer PASSION that comes from 34 years of being abused is SO SO GOOD I love her and I love this

Sarah Lynn's VA in this dub is incredible I will be following Agata Skórska's career very closely from now on

[bulletbilltime]

Replaying Life is Strange in celebration of this week being Day For Day a match to the original game's 5 episodes. Losing my shit when I see the blorbos on the screen for the first time in forever. All is well with the world

[iminaworldofpureimagination]

before i watched bojack i use to think hollyhock was penny i didn't know eithers name at the time i jus t knew bojack did something bad to a girl and was labeled the p word.. and saw pictures of him and a horse girl a lot but no deer girl. . but i knew enough that when i got to escape to la it clicked and i was just ohshit.. this is that ep where bojack who i do care about is going to something unforgiveable whatfun.. i was mad at him for 2 days then i just got over it cause the show must go on .

[spaceistheplaceart]

still thinking about what wouldve happened if that phone call went through. constantly thinking about it.

TRANSCRIPT AND ID UNDER CUT:

Young Stan stands in a blizzard. He's clutching his duffel bag strap and looking down.

Stan: "and then I woke up one morning and I had this voicemail."

Young Ford stands on his porch, leaning in the doorway with a hand over his face. He's unshaven, sweaty, and has marks on his hands.

Ford: "Look, I-I wasn't in the--"

Stan bitterly grins at Ford.

Stan: "you were happy on the voicemail. You sounded happy."

A shot of Ford, possessed by Bill, at a payphone. The cord is twirled around his fingers and he's grinning very wide.

Stan: "or smug or proud of yourself, or whatever you wanna call the thing you get that's the closest to what normal people call happy."

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "or lightly sardonic or glibly nihilistic or however you'd describe that thing you get that's the closest to the emotion that normal people call happy.")

Ford looks apologetically, tiredly, down at Stan.

Ford: "I'm sorry."

Stan: "And you were talking about swimming. I'm going swimming, you said."

We see Ford possessed by Bill at the payphone, leaned up against it casually and grinning.

Stan: "Since nothing matters anyway and you ruined my life, I might as well go swimming!"

A camera, recording, is seen. The shot zooms out to see that the camera is recording possessed Ford at the payphone. He's looking at the camera, smiling.

Ford: "I'm so sorry."

Stan: "I might not ever come back, so if you don't hear from me, I just want you to know it's because I never loved you."

We see Stan yell the last few words at Ford, face flushed and upset. The shot zooms out to show the two of them, Stan in the snow and Ford on his porch. There is distance between them. They are in a blizzard. It's silent for a few seconds.

(the actual dialogue used in this scene/heard says "Since nothing matters anyway and nobody cares about me I might as well go swimming, right? Call me back if you don't want me to go swimming! Otherwise I'm just going to assume you don't care.")

Stan looks down. Ford looks away.

Stan: "I thought you were dead."

END ID/TRANSCRIPT

audio from the final episode of Bojack Horseman

[cadencelistic]

Ik we’ve discussed the porn they watch/don’t watch, but what ways do you think the crew likes to masturbate? Anything specific they like to do or is it just a means to an end etc etc

Hey, new format. I hate the old hc format because it takes too much time and im lazy.

Anyways, I personally think that Curly RARELY masturbates. He's a busy guy, and if he has a partner, why not just ask? But if he does pull on the rope, he does it really quick. Also, he wouldn't masturbate whilst on the Tulpar. He thinks it's shameful, and doesn't want to get caught because of the doors. Soooo, yeah. He's not a freak.

Now, for Jimmy, it's just a side course. Something to slow his urges down, and to calm him. Might do masturbation when hes frustrated, not so sure on that one. Jimmy masturbates to the thought of..... Dominating people, and being loved. If you watched Bojack Horseman, you probably know the conversation between PC and BJ where they talk about him masturbating to a picture of himself and he was actually masturbating to what the picture represented. Yeah, that's Jimmy.

Swansea...... Is too old to masturbate. I'm not kidding, he doesn't want to. Doesn't need to. When he was younger, he'd touch himself occasionally. But that's all, he's not horny anymore, he's just grumpy and wants to work and retire without any worries. But since you guys are FREAKS, I'll say that he masturbates, but it's only just because he's horny and nothing else. One orgasm? Hes fine, he doesn't need more.

Onto Daisuke, mehhh..... He's a young adult, 17-20. I'm not saying that all young adults masturbate, but yk (Saying that you've never masturbated is like saying you have the best game ever and you never play it). I'd say based on mood. Sometimes he does it just because he really needs to, and sometimes he does with toys. Don't tell me he doesn't own a fleshlight or a vibrator. You're wrong and I know it.

Anya masturbates. I hate how ppl baby her bc she got raped, i was too and I still touch myself. Anyway, she does when her urges get to her. If she's not THAT wet, she'll just... Like, ignore it. But ovulation is a bitch and makes you really horny for no reason, so yeah.

[lowkeyrobin]

MCYT with a reader who would literally get into a fist fight for them?? Literally, if someone even looks at them wrong reader will throw hands. It's literally that meme (Random person) "GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH" (MCYT) "it don't bite" "YES IT FUCKIN DO-" I'm sorry I'm feeling silly 😔

OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE THIS PROMPT AND THE REFERENCE TO THIS MEME LMFAOOO OH MY LORD BSHWJRHEJJAJW ; very vine oriented so I apologize. you threw me into a loop referencing that

MCYT ; "anytime, anywhere, I'd beat a bitches ass for you"

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, slimecicle, quackity, & foolish gamers

warnings ; language, talk of blood/injuries, physical fighting, vine cringe because I got very carried away and you can tell

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

he was one of those kids in high school that made light offensive jokes but would never fight anyone over anything, he's not a violent person at all other than in his jokes

but God forbid some random person look at you two weird in public, you're on their ass

you're more offended that they were judging Tommy at all, you couldn't care that they were judging you

"sorry, do you have a problem?" You squint your eyes at the person, "me and my boyfriend are just trying to shop and you keep following us around and staring, like, can I help you?"

just a teenage Karen

yall do take it outside when the motherfucker follows you out and begins to record you

you beat this fuckers ass to a PULP

Tommy's just holding the few bags of stuff you'd purchased staring down, jaw on the fucking floor like "Oh my God wtf do I do"

he had the vlog camera on so he kinda got it all on video before he pulled you away from the person

yall sprinted the hell away bc the security guards were running towards yall 😭😭

#neveridentified

#the person admitted guilt anyways and said they were planning to hurt you so no point in trying to track yall down for self defense

#i barely know the law shush

RANBOO

they just kind of accepted that you were like this

"I do not endorse violence unless you are y/n. I can't make them un-violent. I have tried, they're a vicious guard dog now"

hurricane Katrina? more like hurricane tortilla when you enter the building

yk the free style dance teacher vine? that'll be ranboo out in public and someone will stare at them all weird and you'll glare back

"walk away, walk away" you mumble, watching the person hurrily walk away as they see you like glaring daggers into their skull

your dynamic is the one vine that's like "Oh can I have a sip of your water?" and "It's not water or vodka, it's vinegar" "bitch what"

then you'll go make angsty edge lord posts to the one bojack horseman audio "I'm not a violent dog" and insert a clip of you beating the shit out of someone in high school

FREDDIE BADLINU

you post the "look at all those chickens" vine on your Twitter everytime you see a hate comment made for one of you

you love instigating fights w people online it's the funniest fucking thing

if you don't know how to reply to some dumbass edgelord response you'll just spam the guacamole vine until they shut up

"wait, why does y/n have so many soaps?"

"MIND YOUR FUCKIN BUISNESS DAVID"

Freddie's response to your violence is usually the saxophone seal vine. he genuinely laughs everytime he sees you fighting w someone online

sometimes you'll stream it while you wait for a response and while you're fighting online trolls who've been brainwashed by Twitter

"You're gay?!?!?!?11??11"

insert the "ms keisha dead" vine and the battle is over idk what to say

fight fire with fire I guess

NIKI NIHACHU

she hates yet loves that you'd fight ppl for her

oh, someone treated her wrong? you'll be trending on Twitter for fighting the person

#y/u/n will literally be at number 1 for a week

people edit the fight too

she appreciates it though, even though she doesn't exactly like to promote violence, she'll accept it from you

"Oh, don't worry about them, they're just a little... nervous around people sometimes"

"nervous? girl that mf is SNARLING at me"

you'll see a post that's like "me when someone tries to start shit w my s/o" and reply with the "hahaha I do that" vine

when I tell you she CACKLES reading online fights with people 😭🙏

CHARLIE SLIMECICLE

"get the F off my yard!" proceeds to have to drag you away from situations where someone's actin a little funny in a /neg way

he genuinely thinks you fighting people for him is funny

he'll tell the stories on stream and to his friends like "dude they fucked this guy up, I honestly feel bad for laughing"

honestly most the time it's people victimizing themselves

like that one meme where the lady very obviously and fakely falls over that bench on LIVE TELEVISION.

he's your biggest supporter

he's the old guy from that one vine of the kid singing "Oh wait a minute mister postman" and he does the whole ass high note

"here's y/n fighting someone for idk what because they're talking to the police 😋"

you're a problem at this point

QUACKITY

you've physically fought so many wild racists for him it's crazy

he'll gladly cheer you on

"AHHHH COME GET YO DOG BRO HELP"

"Oh it don't bite"

you proceed to bite the bitch

online fights are usually responded w the purple teletubby twerking meme

"L don't be a weak ass racist pussy next time"

you fight Logan Paul for some reason??? Twitter drama mostly

don't worry quackitys there to watch

17-3 don't worry... ehehehrhahahha

when he tells you that you need to stop instigating fights you send him the "They ask you how you are but you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine" meme BAHDNHAHA

FOOLISH GAMERS

"YOU KNOW WHAT DUDE? IM OUTTA HERE" vine in a nutshell with you two. I can't explain this but it makes sense I swear

"whatd you do to your eyebrows?" meme except its "Whyd you fight that person!?" "I don't really know!"

Twitter fights are like "and they were roommates!" "ohmygodtheywereroomates" I swear to fucking god

you love instigating shit with Twitter trolls

when you stand up for him/reply to edgelord haters for him he replies with the "country boy I love youuuuuuu" vine

"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN MONEY!" vine with the law and order intro is literallt how physical fights go

let's just say some stalker edgelords tracked you guys down at the streamer awards...

HE AND PUNZ GENUINLEY CHEER YOU ON

here you go trending on Twitter again

[theesteppenwolf]

As an aroace i am glad Mary Kirby intended for Lucanis to be demi/panromantic. BUT

But like everything else the writers love to tack on their bluesky or reddit ama none of it is in the actual game. This is essentially just as valid as anybody else's headcanon. That's basically what that post was, her saying that somebody reading Bellara and Lucanis as on the ace spectrum is ok, which of course it is it's your personal interpretation why wouldn't it be ok.

The reason why a lot of us ace peeps hc characters as being on the ace spectrum is because seeing meaningful ace rep is rare, hell i hc Varric as on the ace spectrum even though i know that he isn't written that way at all. But none of this is actual real representation like Todd from Bojack Horseman or Parvati in Outer Worlds (which are the only addressed ace characters I've encountered in media personally)

Literally nothing is ''confirmed'' I'm sorry. I want real meaningful ace rep yes, this means absolutely nothing. I and plenty of other aces could in no way “read” Lucanis as demi going by what the game does, personally i read it as trauma responses and the effects of the way he was raised in tangent with general personality quirks. If you read it as demi that’s fine but the writing isn’t fully there to actually universally convey this, it’s completely a personal interpretation and her post feels like a way to excuse his poor romance writing and lack of content/reactions.

That reddit AMA was also crap.

Sorry for the bitterness y'all i have a lot of feeling about the way people talk about asexuality and how it's portrayed and talked about very often as a ''character quirk'' instead of an actual sexuality.

If this post makes you angry at me or if you think I'm overreacting that's fine, you do you but my feelings are also valid on this.

Anyway back to work! <3