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Ok hear me out, I have a theory:
So this:
Is a quick sketch of Chappell roan, and this:
Is a quick sketch of Lily evans.
Very similar, right?
My theory is that Lily was meant to be a star but she died young so after she died, she got reincarnated in Chappell roan.
And that is why Chappell roan is serving cunt and mothering hard. She just is the reincarnation of Lily Evans.
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i love. calling nvthsly 'wives'
#IT FITS THEM SO WELL....#maybe it's because i continuously see one ge called wife while the other husband#cough#wriollette enjoyers who like making wriothesley An Alpha Male and Neuvillette ówò twink omega#augh im ripping out my hair thinking about it.#'i love my wife' and 'i miss my wife'#followed by a “i thought you were gay” question#yes. yes indeed. wife is husband husband.. is wife... eaaugahhdhh#i subconsciously call them wives too when i think abt them#i also like wondering if people get confused when i call neuvillette#wriothesley's wife#and wriothesley#neuvillette's wife#yk?#do they go.. 'wait who is the wife'#both!! both of them are...#gosh they're so lovely...
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👍✊🖐️👈🫶
#ciize rutricha#earn preeyaphat#pluto the series#pluto bts#lana.gifs#both my wives being as cute as ever in the same tiktok? christmas came so early this year wow#they're so pretty i wanna cry
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Odysseus and Menelaus coded
No, I will not say who's wearing which shirt.
#they are bros™ They're my special guys.#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#this is only for the homies who are prepared for my shit.#I couldn't find any other photo with these shirts but yeah. they'd wear these. ironic or unironic. doesn't matter#They also both have a “trophy husband” that were given to them by their wives. they both wear them while getting groceries and other shit#menody#menelaus#odysseus
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Nobody asked but here's more of Bull and easy to get cold lady (｢`･ω･)｢
The best thing to do during a nice spring evening is to walk and talk about ur hobbies. Bull loves to cook.
#lazygyodza#myocs#monster love#monster lover#terato#huge monster#terat0philliac#huge monster husband#monster x human#hes pretty#hes in love#huge husband#huggable#monster romance#monster fluff#they're both my comfort characters#i just think they're neat#also the weather is nice#they're on the walk#talking being in love#he's huge and cuddly#shy monster#huge and buff#but shy and a lil bit awkward#hehehehe#they're in love#monster fuckers unite#more love#more fullbosomed monster husbands and their beloved wives!!!
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TK/Carlos + Touch
↳ 4.01 The New Hotness
#911 lone star spoilers#tk strand#carlos reyes#tarlos#tk/carlos + touch#*ahem* ummm... I hope this isn't... too soon? 😬#I had to leave out the face *squish* or else I would have just laughed any time I saw this set tbh#I do absolutely love the bottom one when tk first sees carlos at the firehouse#it's so casual and familiar#and it was back when everyone was happy and there were no wives lmao#my gifs#911 lone star#their eyes continue to hurt me - they're both so expressive with them#episode: s04e01 the new hotness#tarlos touch series
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Winged heart au
Wally: sit, stay, and I'll be back. Linda watch him, my best work ain't getting destroyed because he wants to move.
Linda, smiles: okay little baby man, you wash them hands.
Wally, embarrassed: Lin!
Linda, the glares at Nightwing: you, listen to me because I'll only say this once, you break his heart I skin you alive and dare the gods themselves to try to take you before I say so, am I understood?
Nightwing, fears: y-yeah.
Linda, smiles again: great! Because I care deeply for my baby boy, so here's what he likes, what he's allergic to, perfect gifts, and dates he enjoys *hands over files over files* he loves the beach so uh call Kyle to fly you over to a good beach. And please be the one to ask him out he's so shy, he talks about you a lot he's in love, please date him it's getting pathetic to watch.
Nightwing, blushing: he's in love with me?
Linda: oh dear Lord they're both idiots.
#wally west#dick grayson#linda park#birdflash#winged heart au#linda is wally wing woman#also no linda hate on this blog we love linda she's my second wife because I'm allowed wives#pfft#she also made a deal with wally to marry at 30 if they're both single too Dick just can't tell her to break that deal#Linda os wally scary dog privilege and i think linda should get to kill a man
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Me and my freaking ship charts for my freaky mind
#I'm gonna rant about them in the tags a lil bit so bear with me#I really like the idea of them taking turns “spooning” each other (or just one laying on top of the other idk)#bc they listen to each others' heartbeats since Lisa's dying lmao#and idk where losa being taller came from#but her canon height says she's 5'11 and i believe it honestly#and kind of the same thing with her being trans; i just think it's a neat character study#especially since we dont know anything about her past or who she was before the game's events#and i didnt rly know how to mark Jean's flirtiness levels because Jean flirtation is VERY different from Lisa flirtation#hers is much more unintentional or very charming like a kiss to the back of Lisa's hand or dancing her around her office when it's late#and she speaks formally too which adds to the unintentional rizz#Lisa cant help but fall for her fr#and i think they are the embodiment of the “fell first fell harder” trope#Lisa falls first and she's content to watch Jean from afar bc she knows how important her job and Mond are to her#and then Jean finally catches up tripping falling bleeding all over ripping her heart out to show Lisa how it beats for her#altho i think it was hard for her to come to terms with it especially since she doesnt want her personal life to interfere with work#so she has to find the balance first#and Jean also knows that being flirty is just who Lisa is and that they are both extremely loyal to each other#but Lisa gets pushed a lot probably when other women start hitting on Jean a little too much#and they're both equally overprotective of each other especially out on dangerous missions#but Lisa feels like she HAS to protect Jean more bc of her importance to the safety of Mond#this is just me rambling tho im literally so in love with them bc theyre just so soft and the wives ever#i am the most sane jeanlisa shipper actually#ty for coming to my ted talk#jean gunnhildr#lisa mici#jeanlisa#genshin impact#ship chart#character art is mine
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i want to make Witch's Heart AUs, but it's so difficult since the way everything is in canon is already incredibly well-written and i adore the lore, so it's hard to imagine switching it up..
#there's one in my mind of swapping the roles of the humans and demons...#like. Claire and Wilardo as Purebred demons while Ashe and Sirius are Haters#and the demon girlies are the ones trapped in mansion#Rouge or Zizel owning it#oooh Rouge AND Zizel owning it... hehe they're wives <33#and then Charlie and Lime somehow survived their respective incidents and are both looking for the WH#hmmmm....#idk about Noel though#ace's random thoughts :)#whnoc
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One day we'll dance under the starlight, free and unafraid
#i have two neurons left#and they're both working for them#good omens#my stuff#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable spouses#ineffable wives#aziracrow#good omens fanart#crowley#aziraphale
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Other favorite bits from the Dorley reread: Lorna's Paranormal Investigator Arc™
#tfw you're the only normal trans girl in a story about a forcefem kidnapping ring#and you're dating your ''cis'' girlfriend who gets you hormones ''from the internet''#and slowly noticing how there's things she's not telling you and how her and her friend group are all weird about the same things#and then one day your girlfriend's equally cis friend is tired and distracted and asks your girlfriend if she can use some of her ''pills''#and they both briefly freeze and then awkwardly smooth the interaction over but you KNOW#your whole social circle is trans people you go to trans rights rallies on the regular you KNOW that social interaction#you know this cis girl just asked your cis girlfriend if she could borrow some of her estrogen and what the FUCK#and all the little things are adding up and you start digging and they're all connected to this one dorm on campus--#and IS MY GIRLFRIEND IN A CULT???#WHAT IS HAPPENING#you're infiltrating this incredibly foreboding institution and all these girls are smiling too evenly at you and trying to steer you away#and IS THIS THE STEPFORD WIVES??? ARE THEY GOING TO HUMAN SACRIFICE ME??? WHAT IS GOING ON#because that's what Dorley is like looking in from the outside#and then all the while you see from the other PoVs what she's up against:#just the stupidest most neurotic group of codependent trans girls who are flailing rapidly in a comedy of errors#trying to figure out how to tell you the truth without you freaking out#or without it sounding stupid as hell#they're so fucking stupid Lorna I cannot emphasize enough what a pack of idiots these girls are it is NOT a slick operation#dorleyposting
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Doodles!
What if we're just a couple of insurance agents and girlfriends and we are enjoying some watermelon with our guy friends... 🥺
#tbh this is not modern au just a slice of life au where they're ordinary people living in the 90s in japan or sth#i wanna draw merilly throughout the seasons but im working on sth else rn rngggghg my brain gonna explode w ideas#btw merilly had a consensual workplace relationship before moving in together#their neighbours are vash and ww who both have a major crush on each other but are oblivious about the other's feeling#vw are roomates and the pining is so unbearable the insurance girlfriends have to step in and help them#giggling kicking my feet at their silly plans#trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#merilly#merylmilly#insurance wives#muyuus_art
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↓ me every time I start to think of just how fucking similar Henry Miller and Callum Crown are
#luly talks#dsaf#dialtown#like down to the little things like them growing half orphans and going to war and HAVING WIVES W COMICALLY SIMILAR NAMES#like c'mon man martha marla? you're just taking the piss now dog.#but also this here line from the tapes listen: ''life as we know it will change and you have me to thank for it''#LIKE GOD i need to replay 3 and DT back to back and pick up on everything so i can open my skull hitting a wall#oh yeah there's also the fact they're both good at surgery though chad callum did it on himself#<- being uttered thru gritted teeth bc i find that to be so fuckkng hot i hauve covid fr#their secrecy is also similar too tbh i mean did anyone know what henry was even cooking until we found the damn tapes? not even willy did#anyway i think it was tje good ending to have peepaw give himself dementia probably 😰
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Can't wait to be a mom someday
#tradlife#tradwife#tradblr#catholic#traditional gender roles#slow living#homemaker#homemaking#cozy aesthetic#cozycore#cottagecore#talked with my boyfriend about getting engaged the other day#he wants to wait a bit until hes closer to finishing up with the military and me finishing up my masters#he said he was a little envious of a colleague who brought in their little kid into work#not in like a bad way but in a 'aw i want one' sort of way#we've talked about being parents and how great our little family would be and how well we could share what we know#we're both unique and he can help with sports and outside work and i can teach them music and cooking and homemaking#and he joked he can teach the boys how to make edible food lol#which i said no one is escaping the kitchen. everyone is going to at least know the basics of cooking because its a skill#and maybe our future boys will need to help their wives someday or at least when they're bachelors#but i cant wait#i am a professional violinist and music teacher so when i say i can teach them music im quite serious#im going into violin/viola performance for my masters#and i could sing professionally but im fine with just cantoring for church#they appreciate it#i have to wait at least two years to get married to finish my masters but i am really looking forward to having a family#maybe we can have a family right away too#thats be nice#just really looking forward to the future#just gotta make it through grad school
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Barbie and the Magic of the Pegasus sketches from the movie!
#This was my favorite as a kid and rewatching it was top tier nostaliga#I had the realization that at the end they're both wearing crowns which canonically means they're married and I wanna cry from happiness ahh#Barbie brainrot#Wenlock what the heck bro- 3 WIVES? 5 Attempted wives?#Barbie Magic of the Pegasus#Annika Barbie#Aiden barbie#Barbie#Barbie movies#Barbie sketch#I love them
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I think I had a dream that Mason Cox had a girlfriend and I don't know why my subconscious would send me something like that and
#but he was really in love and posting photos with her and it felt so real and maybe that's actually real???#i wish my subconscious sent me things like Alex fasolo in a court of law fighting over who gets custody of his dogs#both his wives want a dog but Alex only has two dogs so he's so torn and he wants them both to be happy#but he's upset that they're both divorcing him at the same time#and taking his dogs#show me that vision in my next sleep please#fine I'll just fanfic write it#break up Alex and his wives#The next faz fics are just faz alone in the bath every night crying#laughing about his memories of bath time with his wives#how his third wife would wear a full body suit in the water and no one knew why#they think she's got some leg problem maybe some tattoo she's embarrassed about#she can't expose the full colour portrait she got of Dale Thomas when she turned 18#it goes down her full leg and she's so embarrassed by it#can't let faz see#or anyone#that's why she wears pants all the time#and not for any other reason#no one's seen her legs since she was 18#The other wives have their own conspiracy theories of course#that's also the next fanfic#okay I'll go back to sending invoices to clients to update their trust deeds sigh i hate this give us money we're poor
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