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dipperscavern · 3 months ago

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IM READY IM READY

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SPIRIT AIRLINES ANON!! IM AFRAID YOU PLAY A CRUCIAL ROLE. I WANT ALL AIRPORTS CLOSED. IF WE SEE DADDY ON SCREEN HIS RAW SEX APPEAL WILL HYPNOTIZE EVERYONE INTO SEARCHING FOR AN EARLY WATERY GRAVE

#dippys asks #spirit airlines anon #i’m so pumped i’m so excited #i can’t take it i’m shivering #i’ve already taken my daily percocets #YOU ARE SICK #AND YOURE MARRIED #sorry i’m listening to music to calm myself down #guys i’m so zen #don’t worry #we are all so zen

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goingtoparisagain · 10 months ago

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Bye deadass if i could give u the moon i would give u the moon. lmfao

#phoebe bridgers you are sick #YOU ARE SICK #AND YOURE MARRIED #AND YOU MIGHT BE DYING #BUT YOURE HOLDING ME LIKE WATER IN YOUR HANDS #phoebe bridgers #moon song #punisher

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roachinaglassjar · 2 years ago

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i can't stop listening to moon song by phoebe bridgers someone help me

#YOURE SICK #AND YOURE MARRIED

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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fuwto · 24 days ago

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Spoiled by the parkour god

(whenever Evbo misses his husband he just flings himself and some flowers too champion headquarters to surprise him, after the 15th time EMF isn’t that suprised anymore.. but he still welcomes his godly husband home)

#my art #parkour civilization #emf parkour civilization #evbos master friend #evbo #parkciv #evbo x emf #evbo fanart #mcyt #parkour god #they’re married your honor #I CANT AGHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM ILL GO INSANE

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cidnangarlond · 4 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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machveil · 4 days ago

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Y/N, over text: I'm so sorry for drunkenly yelling at you

Simon, over text: Do it again.

actually hear me out

TF141 going out for drinks after a deployment, just to unwind and drink after surviving a nightmare of a mission, and Simon gets completely wasted - just drunk off his ass. he’s not a lightweight, he can hold a couple drinks, which is why Soap and Gaz are having a laugh over him slurring out incomprehensible sentences and wobbling in his seat

but, through his thick accent and hoarse voice, Simon manages a couple mumbled words, “Where— where’s m’doll?”. his eyes are as cold as ever but his voice is suddenly so desperate. Price is watching it unfold as Johnny tries to ask Simon what he’s talking about. after Simon grumbles at him that his ‘doll’ is missing and, “Soa— Soap, need m’doll—”, it clicks for Gaz

they’re trying to get Simon to unlock his phone, he’s being stubborn about his mask being tugged down and Soap is trying to get him to tell them his password. somehow, after a couple minutes, they finally manage to break into the man’s phone. yeah, when Simon sobers up he’ll probably mouth off at them, but right now they’re scrolling through his contacts. Simon’s contacts are just people’s numbers, no names - except for one simply labeled ‘Riley’

as soon as Gaz clicks the FaceTime button he hands it off to Simon. he’s not really paying attention until your voice rings in his ears, then he’s quick to look down at the screen. suddenly he’s sated, gaze smitten as his shoulders relax. you can tell he’s had a few, his head dipping ever so slightly as he slouches over, face a little too close to the camera. you’re about to ask why he called you but he cuts you off, muffled by his mask and voice a couple octaves deeper from the alcohol, “Hi, dolly.”

#you can choose wether you’re married or Simon preemptively slapped his last name on your contact #ghost #simon ghost riley #simon riley #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #ghost headcanons #cod #cod thoughts #call of duty #ghost x you #ghost x reader #simon riley x you #simon riley x reader #hit post

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ariart0 · 1 month ago

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