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ronihilator · 5 months ago

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please this is so important please please pleadeplease

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superfastjellyfishsandwitch · 1 month ago

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Today on my Pinterest fyp knows me well

I need either a partner or a gay best friend to do this next year, I have a red wig, I don’t have to be the one wearing it

#pintrerest #pinterest #Pinterest fyp #fyp #for you page #chappell roan #is it casual now?#knee deep in the passenger seat #and ur eating me out #slay #gay #gay halloween

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gl6ss · 7 months ago

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i have many plans for casual😈😈u have been warned

#feeling evil #mwahahaha #knee deep in the passenger seat #and ur eating me out #is it casual now

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shriika · 9 months ago

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nina, victor, and their beloved pet scientist voted "most hated polycule" by the powers that be

#MY LONGEST EVER HEAR ME OUT #if nina were alive (in the flesh) it would be OVER for you bachelor 🫵#need more daniil disaster bi rep #normally i think he gets no paper no play but like... the kains are besotted with him so just this once he wins #they are going to eat him alive :)#pathologic #мор утопия #daniil dankovsky #nina kaina #victor kain #im sorry victor u will get ur time with daniil i prommy but nina called dibs </3 #shriikadraws #edit bc i forgot own fucking art tag lol

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bacchuschucklefuck · 9 months ago

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while teen while goblin while aroace while injured while doing your best

#fantasy high junior year #fhjy #riz gukgak #figueroth faeth #sklonda gukgak #dimension 20 #this. mmmmhhh this is so. I did Not know how to draw this really.#I am very normal about riz (<- lying)#it's a brennan-dm d20 campaign the bad guy is always capitalism (I am saying this with clenched teeth)#riz out of all of them being aroace fucks with me SO bad. bc its also established that elmsville specifically and probably the #majority of solace is not. made for goblins. and that becomes sklonda being worked to the bone and pok dying on the job #and riz spending all his time trying to keep his friends together. maybe to the point of it being injurous #like. do u get what I mean. its an economy of time it takes your time it eats up your time #not just the gukgaks but everyone you have to spend time to get to live and you don't have a lot of time left in a day #and you have to spend it carefully. you have to prioritize #you're somewhere without an established community and companionship is bought with your time spent working #this place doesn't take care of you. at the end of the day who do you have who'd prioritize you. do you understand me #the evolved aroace loathing where if your friends and family are granted more time nobody would have to choose. we live in a society #holds ur hand we live in a society. idk if Im making any sense #anyway . uhhh riz is my favourite that's my statement thank you for listening. au revoir

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lickthehilt · 2 months ago

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oh rook the man u are

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#shoutout to pomefioredove for actually turning me into a rook stan asifisjf #i rec anyone to read their stuff bc it's actually the goodstuff(tm)#rook ur so silly i loaf u #im preparing a wip so when his birthday card comes out i can draw him fully 😭#his bob is so slay i wanna eat his hair strands #twisted wonderland #twst #rook hunt #vil schoenheit #epel felmier #pomefiore #fanart #my art #wip #>hilt.draws

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justalittleguest · 6 months ago

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Blood

Abaddon Byrd belongs to @byrdblood (commission them they’re so talented)

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I’m just gonna leave the sketch I rlly like and the no shade/blood versions here

#I CAN MAKE STUPID JOKES ABOUT OCD I HAVE A PERMIT #one time a friend sneezed near me and I spent 15 minutes out of class washing my tongue with soap #this’ the obligatory ‘cover ur fav in blood’ fanart so tune in next time when I draw abaddon eating borscht #utmv #multiverse tau #abaddon byrd #my art #keegan don’t kill me for the tooth gap #I swear I saw it in ur art somewhere #tw blood #cw blood #I forgot to tag these #sory chat

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broareweabouttoviberightnow · 29 days ago

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picky eater Dallas is rotting my head from the inside out I need to sit down and write immediately

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faaun · 9 months ago

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last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

#she said it like a law. its just momentum.#also she told me to get a therapist and start archery ASAP bc i need to get it together #and also she said even granting that this person u were in love w was So Special . as in hot motorcycle-riding iranian masc lesbian in ldn #they arent the only one on earth and that once i start my proper adult life outside of studies etc etc i will probably no longer live in th #UK. she said most non straight iranians u would like have left the country anyway . where do you think they went? theyre out there #and also she asked me to imagine how many hot gay iranians there may be in italy or amsterdam or smth and i was like ok points 😭 maybe #ur right. anyway i was having a feeling of dread bc crying into the arms of ur strict asian mother while buzzed usually results in #death chaos destruction etc in the next few days but actually i think maybe she has genuinely changed as a person and the fear is #unwarranted #anyway i need to eat breakfast and study w the date person i met yesterday #they are so nice ??? genuinely so so sweet i dont feel attracted to them at all omg i genuinely think i have a thing for hot evil ppl 😭#but we could b besties . theyre a lot more romantic than the ex situationship person too like generally . ugh they should be perfect but #alas it appears i am shallow as fuck or potentially a lesbian actually #OH THEY MIGHT ALSO BE POTENTIALLY A LESBIAN BTW #i think i just tend to not date cis ppl entirely by accident #....feel free to rb if u want btw sorry for the rant

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moonyslesbian · 2 months ago

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eddie is actually so lucky buck laid eyes on him and immediately became obsessed with him forever because otherwise?? he would not have been part of the little clique thing the others had going on at the 118. he simply would have been one of the other regular firefighters who work there and who daily wish ill upon them all

#like let me be so honest with you guys. i would hate it there #imagine going to work and knowing youre not one of the main characters. THE FOMO? ID GET?#but also like imagine getting back to the station and smelling something delicious just to find out that oh! ur boss only made enough food #for his faves. and u need to eat ur regular boring ass lunch which is just two boiled eggs. id kms after three shifts #like icb im saying this but the 118 lowkey a toxic place to work at if youre not five people in particular #alice talks #911 abc #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie

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frostgnawdraws · 27 days ago

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Messy sketches of gabbro, chert and riebeck in casual clothes bc I've been fighting for my life every time I draw one of these three and I decided to just sit down and fuck around with them until I figured out their vibes. They will probably still evolve as I draw them more but!!! I'm pretty happy with them now!!!

#ik ive been posting a lot of sketches but i am simply not on the brainwave for finished pieces rn #i am also. out of town. and have been out of town a lot in tne past two weeks. so that is a contributing factor lol #im still kind of feeling out what ships i like for the hearthians but i think gabbro and chert would be cute together #anyways. yk the hyperfixation is eating ur brain when you can sit doing nothing and just Thinking About The Thing for hours #thos shit has literally been keeping me awake at night #i lay awake in bed and think about my blorbos #im so fucking normal about this game guys. soooooooooo normal and sane and normal #did i mention how normal i am #outer wilds #I don't think this is spoilers?? bc it's just. them.#outer wilds fanart #traditional art #outer wilds gabbro #outer wilds chert #outer wilds riebeck #my art

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fumifooms · 4 months ago

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Thinking about them…

#Dungeon meshi #laios touden #touden family #Toudad and momden #The laifam. The touuu… tou… toudamily? Help idk #Laios holding onto his dad like that after a near death experience after he ran away from his warnings gets to me so bad.#Dad does care dad was so worried and he WOULD stick with u thick and thin he just thinks about ur sake #w momden i also almost put the exorcising Falin thing instead but that wasn’t Laios centric enough #I’ve been writing a laios pov family angst fic lately i’ll be posting it real soon #Gonna be called Push the deciduous out of my gums you’ll know it when u see it #Sigh. Isn’t it neat how the Toudens are scandinavians but Toudad has an interest in myths so he gave his dogs and Laios greek names #That “he never told me anything” panel is prob my fave touden family moment like god what good framing what good hollowness in the delivery #Momden having debilitating anxiety but caring so so much and being overprotective and overdoing it my beloved. Peeking in on them eating #Dad too busy and mom too bedridden to share meals :(#Is the mama reading book pic very tiny and blurry? Yes. Do I have a better resolution of it? No #Could that be a servant peeking in and not their mom? Yes. Do I believe so? No

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lemon-wedges · 2 years ago

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Breakfast 🍳

#solid snake #Hal emmerich #otacon #Otasune #snotacon #The art of a lemon wedge #too much content out there of these guys not knowing how to cook and not enough of them having a nice breakfast #do I think snake can cook tho?#well #i dint think he's going to serve u anything delicious but it will certainly be a mmeal that that isn't bad #And while I do think otacon skips meals when he's too into his work #He's He's still on OTAKU #u can't convince me he DOESNT go to those japanses resuturant #That have those sections where u can take off ur shoes and sit on the floor to eat #And going :o they just do everything better in japan #anyways

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boarloved-art · 5 months ago

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i like the car movies a lot.......

#cars #pixar cars #lightning mcqueen #sally carrera #my art #art #drawing #fanart #sketch #these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt #i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman #sally the love of my LIFEEEE #also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to #imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally #like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess #but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me #temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3 #he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out #note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much #ft flo & sheriff #ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther #eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives #out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP #IN HISTORY as sally carrera #burnt out from lawyering #slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about #how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow #wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system

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3-aem · 1 year ago

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my toxic trait is picking up random hobbies on a whim like today i went shopping for a cardigan but found No cardigan i liked and so i naturally decided that i can just knit one even tho the only thing i have ever knit was a 8” by 3” rectangle in 5th grade that just looked so pathetic-

#digital art is truly one of the cheapest hobbies #hobbies i do not recommend with my entire soul: baking #fk baking i have beef with baking baking is a fking SCAM #i denounce ur sugar cookie recipe and ur stupid apple tartes!!!#actually i really love both #but eggs are so expensive now it just cant be worth it #btw who allowed egg prices to go back up #bruh i dont want to pay more than #like 20 cents per egg thats how much they are worth to me #oh but the sanity of the chickens u know what i didnt make the farming industry they should figure that out and i should still be allowed #to eat eggs #also like short of driving to a farm urself and verifying the free rangeness u just cant trust the labels #free range could refer to the holy pasture fields #or it could mean like a 0.2 sqft pissing block outside the pen #im tired of making posts about gj let me vent about eggs for one night geez #delete later

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housecow · 8 months ago

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I find it strange how you'd like to get so fat that you depend on someone but at the same time you're saying that you wanna do gardening. It's like there is a confrontation between your kink and your regular life...

in fantasy (or with a lot of consideration between me and my feeder) i’d become dependent. realistically, i’ve always dreamt of having my own garden and i think i could keep up with it at over 350lbs tbh

why can’t i have both…… scooter accessible garden pls. with raised beds i won’t have to bend over too much 🥺

bonus. bacon and tomato sandwich w home grown red snapper variety tomatoes, one of the only beefsteak-like varieties that grow in TX 🥳 DELICIOUS w mayo and some black pepper.

#i mean. i can do everything now esp w a garden wagon and smthn to put under my knees lol!!#btw lettuce plants don’t like the heat we have rn so there’s not many leafy greens haha #it would’ve been a blt!!!#picking tomatoes n green beans braless is a joy i wish on every fat girl #also btw. i want an arboretum tooooooo #not just fruit trees… hear me out. i lov mesquites and i love mesquite flour #bald cypress. i love their lil cone scents. i’d make oils 4 soaps #bur oak… you can eat their big ass acorns…#i wish for a pawpaw tree but that’s not happening in TX unless ur in the east #if you build things well it’s not too bad #raised beds exist. drip systems exist #talk #ask #i am posting this at midnight so ppl don’t make fun of me for this shitty yummy sandwich m

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