#AND THOUGHT OF THIS

[catmaidetho]

"hi welcome to mcdonalds how can i help you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“etho what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please the meal would be great”

[windamp]

i would divorce you in any universe & it's skystar

[vayneoc]

[redbakerycake]

chat, hear me out…

murder hoes 😎😎😎😎

[incorrect-incorrect-jump]

Haruka: I regret letting Airi and Minori cover Love Trial.

Haruka: I can't say "oh"-

Airi and Minori: JESUS!

Haruka: -anymore without them doing that. They know it's annoying but they won't stop.

Shizuku: Oh, that-

Airi and Minori: JESUS!

Shizuku:

[my-ass-as-cold-as-mars]

Rogue archer: Check out my new bow, its made of yew wood!

Mage herbalist: Male or female yew?

Rogue: Oh I'm non-binary thanks :)

[thigholstercas]

it must have been hard for Cas to hear Dean praying every night back in purgatory.

imagine you just got back in the game, the last thing Dean told you is that he rather have you no matter if you're cursed, but before that you lied to him, "died", returned without remembering anything and when you remembered, you took the devil inside your head. and then you have to listen pray after pray to your favorite person who you know you hurt but he's praying to find you so you can go home but you can't go home, how dare he think you can ever go home and in the meantime you're trying to stay away from him to keep him safe while surviving yourself. now imagine some prayers are just your name, a longing "Cas, Cas, Cas" (because definitely Dean longed for Cas and definitely prayed in his sleep) and you have no idea what to do with that either

[snnydcysarch]

but sonny writing sorry not sorry for these hollywood fuckers that are always so mean to her and shocking everyone cause she is the biggest goody tooshoos jkrbesgkj

[icemde]

extremely niche thought but cana gray and loke are triple h and I will not elaborate more

[vimbry]

[alleesaur]

doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare

[foolfortune]

[grntaire]

HELLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!

[thegreatyin]

"how can m/f ships be good-" first of all through the power of bisexuality anything is possible so write that down. second of all if we start othering ships based on gender and nothing else we're no better than the opposition. third of all you need to watch more addams family

[yeepof]

I understand that tall men are our POV characters, but surely being like a foot taller than everyone around them would have some occasional consequences