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spent 5 minutes looking for cleo and found everyone but cleo

skizz (and the entirety of wild life smp) shouldn’t be in another another wheres wally page

suggested by many, many people

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im waiting for Joel & Lizzie team up 🗣️🗣️

If there is another Life series in the future, I have some wishes for teams:

Joel and Tango

Joel and Cleo

Joel, Gem again but lets put Pearl in it too

Joel and Etho again, I want more of them in the Life series (they both know each other even more now, so they would do better, I think.)

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DONT FEED ME IDEAS ABOUT THE LIFE SERIES LORE, I WILL LITERALLY WRITE AND ESSAY AND HAND IN A 6 PAGE, 40,000 WORDED ESSAY ABOUT LIFE SERIES LORE FROM THIS ARTWORK ALONE

[Ready for a new game?]

day 11 definitelynottober - heart in your fist & week 1 weeklyhermittober - beginnings

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IM SO READY LETSGO SO EXCITED FOR THE NEW LIFE SERIES💥💥💥💥💥💥

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WILD LIFE SESSION 6 SPOILERS //

RIP BILLY, RIP SKIZZ, WHERES MY MUMBOJUMBO FUNERAL??

sigh, at least we avenged him, i’m waiting for my ‘avenge Skizz’ to come, don’t be messing w me chat 🤣🤣

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not me drawing pearl and gem as a way to try and stop myself from my anxiety when pearl uploads

but i lwk like how it turned out 🫢🥰

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this fandom has me wrapped around its finger with the ships bro 💀

i jump when i see a fanfic on my page

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before session 6 airs, i want us to collectively manifest MumboJumbo funeral, Bamboozlers survival, 4/5G’s survival, and no broken betrayals.

I will not get any of this, but it’s okay to wish

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pearl folded the nanosecond Gem said rthey could both have fun when theyre both red 😭🙏

Really fun is the fact that during Pearl's robo voice mode, after Gem says "Y'know, I think when I'm Red, and you're still Red cause' you're not gonna die, we can have fun" and then Pearl's FRANTIC agreement, Gem already starts planning.

She goes "Oh you have to put up with him [Joel]" like they're already teammates, like their duo is an inevitable outcome.

Then Gem tells Pearl to go kill sombody, "Yeah yeah yeah, Lizzie, go on" like she's cooing at a pup to go after a bone but the pup is a grown (soon-to-be feral again) woman she's in a falsely constructed situationship with and the bone is death. But in turn for death is Gem's desire to have Pearl live.

Even further Gem makes to whole plot to kill Scott too. What I'm saying is that Gem wants to unbreakup so bad it's hilarious, and so does Pearl, match made in hell these two.

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okay chat i have to agree, it was lwk hot

cleo: "do me a favour, die for me."

everyone: "okay 🥺"

I’m gonna say it, every time Cleo does arson it’s hot.

Literally and figuratively

Just *dreamy sigh* vengeance and destruction~

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yes ma'am

if lizzie wins wild life can we call her the nebula pretty please

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BITCH IMA COW BITCH IMA COW I AM NOT A CAT I DONT SAY MEOW BITCH IM A COW BITCH IMA COW BITCH IMA COW BITCH IMA COW I GO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MOO! - Doja Cat

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etho grandad?? imagine that’s his G name XDD

Just Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, and Girl Dad

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not even related to the life series, i just made a shubble empires s1 icon for no reason either than mushroom girlie

use iyw w no credits but this was fun to do out of no where

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ABSOLUTELY CRAZY.

martyn inthelittlewood PLEASE give mumbo a spyglass i beg. give the ahasbands nation some crumbs

Sure thing, I'll do it next recording. I did see that clip of him saying on Hermits that me and Timmy always make his 😅

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waiting for gem to make amends and then come in as Girlypop 🤷‍♀️

Just Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, and Girl Dad

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IGHT DROP THIS BOMBSHELL OF LORE ON US OKAY 😭😭😭😭/NM

Can’t stop thinking about despite playing two of the most similar games (in that they are the two winners who had no allies throughout their season and were consistently shut out every time they tried to make a friend), Scar and Pearl had completely opposite wins. Warning long post ahead.

Pearl didn’t have a second to bask in her win. Grian sat for a second before jumping off that cliff. He had a moment to feel the weight of winning, even if it felt bad. For Scott it was relief. “We finally did it!” Said like a man who is beaten and bloodied but just about alive. Yes he is struck down, but there was a moment of victory. But then we get to Pearl. By the nature of the game, there is no second where she gets to just be the winner.

She doesn’t get to stand in blood stained snow, staring over the body of her opponent. She doesn’t get to feel Grian’s grief or Scott’s relief or Martyn’s euphoria. She is dead a millisecond after the crown touched her head. Torn to shred by heat, an irony to how she has been tearing herself apart with cold the whole time. A game spent alone and suffering, maybe it is merciful that she didn’t have a moment to be properly alone but maybe it is cruel to not even allow her the small moment of joy in her victory. Her episode fades out as she speaks in death, not words about herself or her win, but about the only person who she really wanted by her side.

She gets back to Hermitcraft and desperately tries to remember what it felt like to wear a crown. It was so fast. Of all the ironies, there is still a signal tower to be built at her base, still a king to overthrow. She stares at Ren’s crown and wonders if hers looked like that. She tries it on after they’ve killed him. Not quite. Too opulent, too bejeweled. Hers was sleeker, she knows. They all go to the Empires server and she stares at all the crowns around her. Some are more like hats or headdresses, some wear nothing at all. None are anything like what she thinks hers was like, not that she would ask to try them on. There was something more etherial, less handmade than those the emperors wear. Tango crowns her Queen of Decked Out 2 and places a massive and intimidating thing on her head. Her winner’s crown wasn’t nearly as heavy as the one she wears around the rest of season 9. It was small, a circlet more than anything. And it was freezing cold in the second it touched her, likely because the metal didn’t have any time to absorb her body heat in that snowy forest. She still doesn’t know what it looked like. No one ever will.

Scar is the opposite. Grian got to cut his celebration short when it felt more like dancing on graves than a win. Scott and Martyn are both struck down by unseen forces, forces that know that this kind of world isn’t meant to last. But Scar is the only winner to leave his episode alive. He can keep turning in his task over and over and over, but surely the dopamine hit of extra hearts must wear off at some point. Maybe by the time it did, he had too many to die in any efficient manner. Maybe he trapped himself like that.

He is properly alone any how. He has all the time in the world to celebrate. All the time in the world to clutch Pearl’s body, the one person who actually fought for him even against one of her own allies. All the time in the world to stare at blood soaked fields, at bases burnt and torn apart by explosions. Listening to nothing but the wind where there was once banter and laughs and screams. His crown is too heavy but he finds he cannot take it off. He stares at his reflection for hours sometimes. The memory of it will imprint in his mind forever.

He finds Mailbox and Matchbox, still tucked underground. He fends them off as he makes graves for Bdubs and Pearl. Mumbo’s been gone a few days, his body already moved. He buries Joel by Lizzie’s pumpkin house rather than his own helter-skelter. Theres no body for Lizzie, no one to bury Joel next to. He finds the Roomies’ base relatively untouched and moves Cleo, Etho and Grian there. Cleo had said she wanted to die at home. Jimmy is already buried near the doghouse, and Scar lays Martyn next to him. The Heart Foundation base is destroyed, so he takes pains to rebuild it before burying BigB, Skizz, and Tango among the cherry blossom leaves. He even manages to fix up the lottery system, not that there’s much use for it now. Sometimes he just pulls a name to look at it, grateful that the papers with Skizz’s handwriting and nicknames survived. He saves Gem and the Scott’s for last. He tells himself that it’s because their base is all the way up in the mountain, that it may be trapped. Really it’s because he can’t help but feel some guilt looking at Scott, who died for Gem, only for Scar to strike her down anyways. He doesn’t know which cottage belongs to who, he was never up here long enough to ask, so he buries the three of them all in a row out front. He explores and rebuilds all the places he was not welcome.

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what of Gem actually allied with them and became ‘Girlypop’ 🤔🤔🫢🫢

Wow the new 5 Gs looks great