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"Good night, son.
Good night, changeling who tried to kill and take my son's place before I stopped you and adopted you.
Good night, time-traveling assassin from the future who tried to stop my son fulfilling his destiny before I adopted you, too.
Good night, dark dimension counterpart of my son who comes out at night.
Good night, daughter."
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He is very proud! Irrationally proud!
Fun facts about my interpretation of the munchkins
- Thunder is the only one without shadow power
- Rumble and Savage wear less fancy clothes because they have a tendency to get very dirty very fast
- Thunder hates mud and sand
- Wukong taught them military strategies via a fun game they call ‘Protect the fort’ where Wukong is the enemy and they have to find ways of keeping him away from their fort
- Thunder can hear only the future and the present, never the past
- When Macaque came back from the dead the kids immediately took to calling him a deadbeat father. It took far too long for Macaque to realize they where his kids
- Thunder is the clingiest, never very far from Wukong or his siblings.
- Thunder is also quite diplomatic minded, even for a child. Wukong thinks he’ll do great things but childhood comes first
- Rumble n Savage have trouble at their heels most days, they can spend the whole day coloring inside and still end up in mischief
- The kids are well known by all the demons on FFM, often playing with the other kids
- Rumble and Thunder are often wearing a smart watch, so Wukong can txt them and load them money for snacks. Savage has one but she forgets to wear it
- Wukong does have a phone, he mostly uses it to keep track of his kids and keep an eye on emails. Doesn’t have too many ppl to text as all his advisors and generals would rather kick down his door then call
- Savage looks up to PIF, hence the fan!
- Thunder caries a Citrine stone around
- Rumble is the least socially awkward, Wukong has no idea how his and Macaques magic made a socially normal child.
Savage, Rumble n Thunder!
Savage in the moons, Rumble in the sun and Thunder hiding behind them. And I just realized Savages hands shouldn’t have their thumbs showing… later problem. But here they are!
I almost forgot to post this, but it is so cute. Thunder looks the most like Wukong, albeit having four ears. Whilst the girls are twin mini-Macaques <3
Two furious little girls acting as bodyguards for their smaller brother. All wearing themed clothing - Sunset, Daytime, and Sunrise respectively!
Wukong is very proud of his babies.
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was gonna add more but i ran out of steam 😔👎 anyway here’s an infographic on how people with complex dissociative disorders are not that different from you lol
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what a way to announce your skills issue anyway how long is y'all's longest internet friendship, mine is 14 years
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and the final piece, the raphs
i had a lot of fun with this one hehehe
07 is equilibrium simply because he's not a danger to public.. purposely
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tumblr irl meetup but we won't say who is who, instead you get a list of all the blog urls that are attending and you have to try to match each person with their blog. You can ask questions but you can't ask for the blog name directly.
it's like crime dinner but instead you gather clues by observing who laughs at which dick jokes.
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My mom said we can have a revolution if it’s okay with your mom
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So in DMs for my pilgrim time warp I we discussed courtnapping and I had an idea that in aus where Wukong isn't on good terms with Macaque and not currently pregnant (probably soft (not slow) boiled, drafted fates, etc.) by the end of s3, he and Macaque don't get together easily. In fact their courtship is quite tumultuous.
After the battle with Lady Bone Demon, Wukong is utterly exhausted and hurt and filthy! He wants nothing more than to jsut sleep the next two weeks away and not worry about anything. So he does exactly that! He calls off training to give MK time to recuperate and just let everyone get their lives back in order, and makes plans to just relax and sleep. He'd been holding on through sheer determination and adrenaline to prevent MK from noticing just how badly hurt he still was and how badly his possession by LBD had effected him. So he basically crashed out the moment everyone left his island and he finally got to sit on his couch. Only problem is, when MK comes by after hsi two week break, Wukong isn't there.
Because he's been courtnapped.
When Wukong wakes up, freshly bathed and injuries tended to, it's to fresh, clean silken sheets in a bed he hasn't been slept in for over a thousand years. His bedroom in the now abandoned and forgotten Stone Palace, the original one from the book. After Macaque's first death he couldn't bring himself to live in the same palace and sleep in same marital nest he once shared with his beloved anymore, so he'd had his subjects build him a smaller hut on a cliffside to live in. The house he now lives in.
And while he's groggily trying to figure iut exactly how an why he is there, sthis bedside was Macaque, resting a hand against his cheek as he leaned over him, looking entirely too pleased with himself. Apparently a good chunk of his previous fights with Wukong had been half out of revenge and half courtnapping attempt, he'd finally gotten an opening to catch his snatched bride by simply waiting for Wukong to finally pass out from his ordeal with LBD. This was actually something that had been a thing all the way back to his debut episode, the seal he had placed in MK's jacket hadn't just been to siphon MK's powers. It was a tracker, because when Macaque was first revived the first place he looked had been the Stone Palace he and Wukong had once lived in only to be unable to find him there. The barrier in the waterfall curtain would block his hearing whenever he tried to use his ears to find him. So he was left with the only known connection Wukong had left in the modern day. A fresh, naive young student desperate to prove himself.
At the time he hadn't known WHAT he wanted with Wukong, whether it be to kill him (which he knows is impossible) or to take him back. He gets his answer when he sees Wukong again in person for the first time. Both. He wants both to kick Wukong's ass for killing him and to get his mate and husband back. And he almost did then too, but he'd gotten distracted by MK. And he'd inadvertently activated Wukong's parental instinct by threatening MK.
The fight on the airship was something similar, except MK and Mei had both intervened, and LBD was a threat. Same as the fight in the desert, where Wukong was unresponsive due to deep meditation only to be separated, and Macaque had found MK before he found Wukong. After that point fear fir LBD had overwritten the courtnapping attempts.
But now that the main threat is over and Macaque is finally free, he's able to focus entirely on his scheming and getting his husband back.
With courtnappings, there is traditionally a trial period before it's considered official in any capacity. After all, no matter who you are, being randomly stolen away from your friends and family can be frightening. So a month or two is generally set aside for the potential bride to get to know their new groom, this is also a very chaotic time in the courting because this is the time for the demon who stole their bride to then prove their strength to them by not only protecting them, but to be able to hold on to them and prevent them from being either stolen but rival suitors or being able to escape themselves. So a lot of fighting is expected among demon couples. If the match just simply doesn't work out after the trial period, the bride is free to call it off at any moment and the demon would be duty bound to obey their request, failure to do so is to lose honor and respect from all their kind.
So needless to say Macaque is fully prepared for Wukong to spend the first week fighting with him over every little thing and constantly making escape attempts. After that he begins to begrudgingly settle down because he, unfortunately, is still too weak from the LBD to be able to properly fight back. It's about then Macaque is also able to properly make his intentions known, which passes Wukong off to no end, an expected thing when a powerful demon ends up courtnapped as it can sting their pride to be considered the 'wife' of a suitor. Macaque takes great advantage to Wukong being touch starved and jsut overall weak to affection to spoil and groom him over the next few weeks in an attempt to woo him. Wukong is embarrassed to admit that he only needed approximately a month and a half to accept his former mate back into his life, and begrudgingly accepts his courtship. When they finally return to the hut, it's to a worried MK, an angry Pigsy, and a lot of people thinking Wukong broke his promise again only for Pigsy to notice that A) Wukong looked a lot healthier than he'd ever seen him and B) Macaque was smugly hovering near him and Wukong wasn't pushing him away. He quickly puts two and two together.
Pigsy: Courtnapping?
Wukong, grumbling: I'm embarrassed to admit it.
That feel when Demons are a whole race of tsunderes XD
Post-S3 Macaque realising that LBD's defeat is the perfect opportunity to re-courtnap his mate and reinstate his place as Wukong's doting spouse;
Wukong: "Hey! Where do you think you're going?" Macaque: "Don't know. Somewhere where I can do a bit of scheming, probably."
It sort of becomes a Beauty and the Beast situation at the Stone Palace, even tho it's Wukong's own darn palace that he hasn't cleaned in ages.
I just love the idea of Macaque deciding that the best revenge is making Wukong remember why he missed him all those centuries.
And also have it be publically known that the feared Sun Wukong is the one being courted/wooed. Some demons (especially former humans) find it near scandalous that the Six Eared Macaque is the one "wearing the pants" in the courtship! XD
Also come S4; you now have a furious husband monkey chasing down the Brotherhood for stealing his mate from their nest!
I adore this concept. It has so much room for some tasty scenarios and standalone fics X3
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The pills meme but it's things i wish i had
#purple and green#that’s free rent and I count groceries as retail therapy if I can get the good ones without worry :)
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libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason
if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.
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I want you to remember:
The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.
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i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!”
buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is
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