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If Gortash was always meant to be in the House of Hope, and potentially recruitable after you kill him, then I'm sad that got cut, because that would've been so interesting for him as a character.
To see the tyrant, laid low, no longer the Archduke of Baldur's Gate and ruler of the Sword Coast, but the sniveling little boy who used to cry himself to sleep at night, back in the hell that was his childhood.
Also, I have this theory now, ever since I found out about this, that maybe Gortash didn't just do all this because he had to feel powerful after a childhood of being powerless and helpless.
Maybe Gortash knew that it was only a matter of time before he was forced back to the House of Hope. He knew he would die eventually, and be forced to return to Raphael.
So maybe he turned to Bane and sought as much power as he could attain, so that he could raid the House of Hope and either kill Raphael or at least steal back his contract?
Maybe serving Bane was always secondary to that goal.
But imagine.
Oh fucking imagine...
That he allied himself with Ketheric and the Dark Urge, on behest of his god, and at first, it was just a job for him.
Just something he had to do, because Bane asked him to. But he and the Dark Urge grew close. And maybe he wanted to ask the Dark Urge, after they successfully raided Mephistopheles, if they would help him kill Raphael.
Maybe he was scared to ask before they were close, because it would've revealed a weakness.
A vulnerability, in the Chosen of tyranny.
But then the Dark Urge vanished, so he never got this chance.
And then.
The Dark Urge comes back, a changed person, and he's saddened, but resigned to the fact that he can never ask again.
And then they kill him. Betraying him and the alliance.
And then...he goes back to the House of Hope...and that is his eternity. Being punished by Raphael, taunted for his ability to steal the Crown of Karsus, but unable to reject his fate in the end...
Only for the Dark Urge to knock down the fucking doors, and cut off Raphael's head?
Oh.
Oh, we were robbed, my friends.
The idea of the Dark Urge killing Gortash for the greater good, but inadvertently giving him what he always wanted...
And saving him, whether intentionally or not...
Gortash would smile at his luck. At the kismet. And the dark irony.
But he would be...so glad...that he met the Dark Urge.
They say don't thank me, but he'd say, I have to. I must.
#AND THEN THEYD FUCK#durgetash#enver gortash#dark urge#baldurs gate 3#bg3#bg3 spoilers#house of hope#raphael bg3
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Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time
#peter: 'i got bitten by a radioactive spider'#the xmen: '.....what the FUCK are you talking about'#my posts#marvel#spiderman#xmen#he gets targeted by sentinels and is just ?? very confused ???#i also cant stop thinking about how everyone else not in the know definitely thinks spiderman is a mutant too#it really explains why he gets so much hate#its not just because ppl hate vigilantes- its anti mutant sentiment#ALSO they make a big deal of him not letting anyone know hes got powers bc theyll figure out his identity#when really theyd first just assume he was a mutant#which could ruin his life in a very different way
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are we still doing this because i have a late submission
#🐉#this is less about fan content and more about that awful lazy one size fits all#'10 years later theyre happily married with a cute little nuclear family' trope#because ive read some genuinely incredible fics about characters who would Not fucking have kids#ending up with accidental pregnancy scares or child acquisitions that get treated with all the nuance#and thoughtful handling they deserve#but also. i reread one of my favourite fics yesterday and when one character jokingly brought up the idea of children#and the other reacted with genuine visceral disgust and said what hideously awful parents theyd be#i lit up like a fucking christmas tree
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atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter
#just wanted an excuse to draw zuko getting picked up#but also#the interactions. theyd be so funny#“why is a 12 year old chasing us”#“IM 16”#“YOURE OLDER THAN ME??????”#au where zuko peaks at 13 then never grows#he wears platformers probably#sokka: me and the oomfieee :33#zuko: WHAT THJE FUCK IS AN OOMFIE#atla#avatar#avatar the last airbender#avatar fanart#atla fanart#atla zuko#atla sokka#atla zukka#zukka#(not drawn to be but ig u can interpret it as zukka)
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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️
#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw#doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive#anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd#like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS#WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH#god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH#i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME#they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel#and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done#ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke#me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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finally beat dark gaia today, had to draw werehog about it
#i fucking love this game i hope i will never have to fight that gaia bitch again#maybe if theyd release remaster... but if they include tornado defense im bending their knees backwards#me doing colossus vs dark gaia fight for the first time thinking thats it then i see S rank is for 7 mins 30 sec like uhm.uhhmmmmmmm Concer#sonic#sonic unleashed#sonic the werehog#sonic can have some feral goblin time. as a treat#night stages > day stages i dont take criticism#gonna love forever the fact that werehog form doesnt affect his mind#all werewolf traits are pure act hes acting like a wild animal on purpose#he'd growl at you then be like hiiiiiiiiii :3#the absolute theater legend#what a fuckign creature of him. toddler sized beast. got damn gremlin#also frontiers and unleashed both my fav sonic games that have a little guy sacrifice themself at the end. why are you doing this to me
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this genuinely makes me so insane. kirk speaks and suddenly spock looks like hes just snapped out of a trance. fucking looking down to avoid eye contact. could he be any gayer rn. im gonna punch a wall
#jesus FUCJING christ man#maybe if they just fucked or something man. maybe theyd act normal around each other#star trek#spirk
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what a gentleman!!
#my hero academia#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#mha fanart#bnha fanart#izuku midoriya#mha deku#todoroki shouto#tododeku#todoizu#izutodo#westy doodles#comic#i dont even know if i like this comic but i spent too long on it not to post it LMFAOOOO#i just feel like theyd be the friends who everyone thinks are dating cuz. why wouldnt they be#and izu finds out all his coworkers think hes married to fucking pro hero shouto and hes just like#wait what#my little green bean#tdiz
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[As in, saying 'yes ma'am' not like addressing them as Sir or smth]
Put location in tags
#im curious#cus ive even seen some people say theyd consider it rude#im from alabama. of course i was. i would be sternly corrected if i didnt#actually fuck this post im tired of it. no more
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didn't know if I wanted to post these since they're just shading warm ups but. whatever. go my yuri
#slay the princess#stp#stp fanart#stp witch#stp the witch#stp adversary#stp the adversary#i just think theyd be rlly fucking funny together#the fucked up in the head cat wants to brawl that tower and is smug about it#they just happen to find each other hot
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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)
I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF
Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)
[little aftermath under the cut]
they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.
#null rot#cw blood#demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#zohakuten#urami#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM#DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY#EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP#OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME#BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK#also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here#ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO#ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND#AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG#the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro
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you just know their ass would be on team past
edit: i hated how they looked so i touched it up 😭
#myart#venture ow2#sloan cameron#overwatch#splatoon#splatling main. im thinking ballpoint. theyd like a weird fucked up thing like that#alternatively a reverse pencil sharpener as a drill. blades on the outside mhm mhm. umami ruins frequenter iktr
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kleo and yes man having a lovely tea party
#kleo#kl e o#kl-e-0#fallout#fallout art#fallout fanart#fallout shitpost#fallout 4#fo4#kleo fo4#yes man#new vegas#fallout new vegas#fallout nv#yes man fnv#fnv#theyd be such good friends#(no they wouldnt)#yes man is shitting his pants rn#fidk it was like 2 am in the morning and i thought drawing this would be funny#i dont ship them btw#i just think this would be fucking hilarious#yes man fallout nv#kleo fallout 4#assaultron
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uncle ekko
#arcane s2 spoilers#who up act 2ing they arcane#IM COPING#IM DELUSIONAL#theyd be so cute#(delusional)#me: oh boy cant wait for ekko act 2!#(ZERO MINUTES OF SCREENTIME)#its ok act 3 will be all ekko trust#(DELUSIONALLL)#im coping so hard#drew this on my dying macbook#the colors on this screen are very fucked#so they might be rly ugly#forgive me...#i havent drawn ekko since i first watched arcane#i missed you... my son...#im your number one fan#since your BIRTH#(i liked him since i was a kid when he was released to lol)#i remember that day...#i was like 9...#and the login screen for league was the ekko splash art...#i fell in love. PEAK DESIGN!!!#KING!!! KING COME BACK#arcane#arcane s2#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2 spoilers
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anyway i drew my shimp
#shrimp#shrimpblr#anatomy is fucking whack bc the photo was blurry af#i hope to catch a snap of darnell biggums one day so i can sketch her#shes this big ass bronze cory i have with these long fins#not long enough to be a long-fin but considerably longer and flowier than my other bronzes#i woke up and there were eggs in the tank but theyd been crushed and mostly eaten before i could get tjem#;-; my fuckasz fish
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Me and chris were fucking around in roblox and had these zesty outfits and i lvoed them and needed to draw them BAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
#i just want them to kiss reall#i like tk think theyd actually wear these in like a modern au idk#i fell for the fucking tv#hazbin art#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#vox#hazbin vox#alastor#my art#hazbin alastor#radiostatic
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