#AND SHES RIGHT

[royalarchivist]

Tina: I'm rich, rich! Nobody's gonna stop me.

Phil: Rich, I tell you! [Leans into the mic] 64 coins.

Tina: Rich! [The admins start taking the coins back] NOOOOO! Stop-you wouldn't, you wouldn't! No! Please! I was meant to be rich!

Phil: [Tries to get more coins out of the ATM] Ohhh, quickly, before it's too late!

Tina: I was made to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you?

Phil: [Cracks up]

Tina: This is fine. I understand! Let the men be rich! Let Badboyhalo take it all in a week! I understand! Fine! Oh my god.... This is unbelievable. I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!

[acourtoffeyandfables]

I'm starting a collection it's called "Siobhan Refuses to Say Kipperlilly Copperkettle's Name Correctly"

[pwhl-mybeloved]

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[soonielo]

A warrior can’t be saved. You might as well change the colour of a fish with paint.

Fara-Meilyss, our red handed seer, burn our enemies.

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

Mina starting the journal:

Mina finishing the journal:

[wonderarium]

put me in a zoo in a little artist enclosure so all the little kids can tap on my glass and say "why isnt he doing anything"

[tls12lessthan3]

i love jang hayoung SO much she is SO unimpressed with his lame ass. she thinks hes cringe as fuck

[sims-jonathan]

celia saw sam lose his ability to form a sentence over the words "I like you :)" and went I can't NOT fuck him

[rodentchild]

Love it when @quiddie refers to her fucked up radiation creatures as little guys

[princemick]

lewis didnt put on pole and god decided to call the whole thing off

[callmefics]

today I showed a friend of mine, who's not very familiar with hozier, a picture of him from my concert at sydney, and she straight up went "omg he's GORGEOUS"

[agardenandlibrary]

R.F. Kuang writing Babel: you know what's cool? Linguistics. You know what's not cool? Colonization.

[overyonder]

I think even imperatrix would think sparx maths is inhumane.

[zerothisnero]

Shout out to the girl in my physical science class who looked at me in sheer discust and fear as I explained to her that it's common to eat deer, quail, frog, and gator down here in Flordia. God bless your little New Yorker heart

[charcadett]

i know theres probably some technical reason why larry has braviary instead of squawkabilly as a normal/flying type in his gym rematch but i am reading it like its some sort of hidden character info. deciding that yeah. larry would football tackle someone for one of his friends. he would go down swinging for one of his buddies. put his briefcase down. roll up his sleeves. and just throw the nastiest right hook in paldea. and then go right back to larrying like he didnt just break someones jaw.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

lois thinks clark is SO lame when she first meets him its so endearing