#AND SHES RIGHT

[royalarchivist]

Tina: I'm rich, rich! Nobody's gonna stop me.

Phil: Rich, I tell you! [Leans into the mic] 64 coins.

Tina: Rich! [The admins start taking the coins back] NOOOOO! Stop-you wouldn't, you wouldn't! No! Please! I was meant to be rich!

Phil: [Tries to get more coins out of the ATM] Ohhh, quickly, before it's too late!

Tina: I was made to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you?

Phil: [Cracks up]

Tina: This is fine. I understand! Let the men be rich! Let Badboyhalo take it all in a week! I understand! Fine! Oh my god.... This is unbelievable. I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!

[acourtoffeyandfables]

I'm starting a collection it's called "Siobhan Refuses to Say Kipperlilly Copperkettle's Name Correctly"

[soonielo]

A warrior can’t be saved. You might as well change the colour of a fish with paint.

Fara-Meilyss, our red handed seer, burn our enemies.

[draculasweedsmokinggirlfriend]

Mina starting the journal:

Mina finishing the journal:

[wonderarium]

put me in a zoo in a little artist enclosure so all the little kids can tap on my glass and say "why isnt he doing anything"

[tls12lessthan3]

i love jang hayoung SO much she is SO unimpressed with his lame ass. she thinks hes cringe as fuck

[callmefics]

today I showed a friend of mine, who's not very familiar with hozier, a picture of him from my concert at sydney, and she straight up went "omg he's GORGEOUS"

[sims-jonathan]

celia saw sam lose his ability to form a sentence over the words "I like you :)" and went I can't NOT fuck him

[rodentchild]

Love it when @quiddie refers to her fucked up radiation creatures as little guys

[princemick]

lewis didnt put on pole and god decided to call the whole thing off

[overyonder]

I think even imperatrix would think sparx maths is inhumane.

[zerothisnero]

Shout out to the girl in my physical science class who looked at me in sheer discust and fear as I explained to her that it's common to eat deer, quail, frog, and gator down here in Flordia. God bless your little New Yorker heart

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

lois thinks clark is SO lame when she first meets him its so endearing

[the-nerdy-fangirl]

I can’t with the Trolls community on TikTok I just saw someone in the comments of a video saying “how did Spruce turn into that??” like babe get on Poppy’s level in front of God and her boyfriend she called Bruce a dilf 

[paging-possum]

My friend watching me eat an entire bowl of just sliced black olives: here’s the thing is that. I’m trying to find a way to put this not badly. You’re not really trying to get anyone to like you romantically

[hawkinsincorrect]

Robin, to Steve: Seize the moment, 'cause tomorrow you might be dead.