rodentchild

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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

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💯🙏💛🟨👍

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the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

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It's always sooooo funny when English people or Americans are like "Why are Irish names so hard to pronounce?? Why are these Welsh words so insane???" that's because it is a different language that you do not speak hope this helps ❤️

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You're a dog. Now I just have to figure out which one. Are you the loyal pet, trusted and loved unconditionally? Or are you a street mutt, chained only because it's useful?

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I just realized I’ve survived everything I’ve ever encountered in life. I have a 100% survival rate. I’m fucking nailing it.

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

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at this point he’s an engineer, right?

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You’re all gonna love this one

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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

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i hauve a cold

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fmk the acts of fucking marrying and killing?

kill marriage fuck killing marry fucking

[rodentchild]

fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes

[rodentchild]

It's also a workplace comedy

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"The creator definitely didn't put that much thought into it" well then clearly someone else has to and I think I'm the weirdo for the job

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I enjoy being a university student because where else can I see a group of students walking down a sidewalk dressed in 6in heels and death metal gnc outfits followed immediately by a guy dressed like he's a time traveler from the 1930s bourgeoisie but with a Viking style beard