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’mr spider wants more’ mr spider should shut the fuck up and mind his manners. heck, if someone gave me their literal SON i would sure as hell say think you. mr spider is an ungrateful bitch.

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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Shit I've Heard Or Said As Writing Prompts Pt. 23

"So he's a werewolf piss-boy who works for NASA, has diamonds for eyes, and might also be Jesus."

"You're very smoochable, I hope you know that."

"I want to learn Magic The Gathering but Dungeons and Dragons is complicated enough for now."

"WHY DOES COLLEGE HAVE TO BE SO EXPENSIVE!" "Capitalism."

"You're the kind of person they do psychological research on."

"WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FREAK! That's karma, that's what that is!"

"Monkey sex is important!"

"She has no thumbs and muddy paws, how can she defend herself?"

"Thank you for the information, but it's uninteresting and unnecessary."

*text messages* "Yeah so I might have possibly maybe been kidnapped and am now in Germany. Don't worry I'm fine tho" "GOOD MORNING???"

"I told you I don't know how to ride a bike, you dick."

"If you're gonna be tacky be real about it."

"That's my thirteenth reason." "I never watched that show, I don't give a shit."

"His dad is a mackerel. I know this for a fact."

"If I can't end my life as a missing person, I want to go skydiving without a parachute and aim for somebody's house."

"You forget that he's a psychopath!"

"God bless your bowel movements."

*incredibly drunk* "I'm traveling through the universe!"

"Don't slut shame my dog!"

"I don't mind swappin' spit with the homies."

"This game is all about semantics! You've entered the Thunderdome motherfucker!"

"You're adding edging to the campaign?!"

"There's no pronouns here!"

"If I yelled at you and told you I hate you, would that make leaving me easier?" "No."

"This behavior makes me fully believe you when you say you've done acid."

"Yeah we went to high school together. You were on the basketball team. You guys sucked."

"Oh, well excuse me for not having a ton of experience giving blow jobs!"

"I'd fight a man over a spider any day. Spiders have enhancements, men only have the audacity."

*mocking voice* "Oh my God, I'm a drug mule!"

"Where's the Walmart Man, he knows how to slap ass!"

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thinking about that TNG episode where Riker says he never feels rested after sleeping and Dr Crusher tells him to just drink warm milk about it and then later it turns out he's been abducted by aliens 6 times and had his arm cut off. most accurate portrayal of dealing with the medical profession ever seen on screen

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The rest of the team trying to pull off an elaborate job on a corrupt restaurant owner while Eliot is in the kitchen getting slightly too committed to the bit so that he’s basically on his own episode of The Bear is just the height of comedy

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Oh, this red string you see wrapped around my finger? You're asking if it connects me to my one true love? An understandable mistake, but I'm aromantic. This is for my conspiracy board.

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my most controversial take is that whole world should be allowed to vote for us elections. you shouldn't be allowed effect global politics to such an extent without input from the people who'll suffer the collateral damage from political state of your country

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Mismag petplay supercut /j

Truly just so that I can send this to my friends who don’t watch mismag so they can understand the kind of shit I’m experiencing

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feeling like super super super normal about this

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most relatable character ➣ Julian Bashir STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)

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Promise me you'll think about the implications!!!

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IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!

https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!

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I FUCKING LOVE the fact that in Star Trek they don't have any surveillance cameras anywhere on the ships, or even on the stations. Because in the utopian future there is no fucking invasive surveillance for no reason and they've found other ways to be safe.

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Garashir isn’t even a “I can fix him” situation Julian saw all of Garak and decided “Yeah I’m down”

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Look man I just think it’s crazy that as a piece of world building the Star Trek writers go “yeah Vulcans are touch telepaths so they are very sensitive to any touch. Even Hand holding is considered very intimate.” And then have Kirk and Spock CONSTANTLY touching each other. Which could mean nothing

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The Librarians is so different from Leverage. See, The Librarians is about a team of 5 secret heroes consisting of a non-American thief with a hidden past, a quirky bisexual autistic-coded girl with trauma, a tough country guy played by Christian Kane, a sarcastic guy who provides technical support, and a leader who watches over the team like a parent. Also Noah Wyle is there. Unlike Leverage, which is about a team of 5 secret heroes consisting of a non-American thief with a hidden past, a quirky bisexual autistic-coded girl with trauma, a tough country guy played by Christian Kane, a sarcastic guy who provides technical support, and a leader who watches over the team like a parent. Also Noah Wyle is there.

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the fact that there are going to be 11 eps of the new d20 season is so funny to me bc i just KNOW they were going for 10 and something happened