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altruistic-meme · 1 year ago

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Nicky getting taunted by another player and just going "aw, bless your heart :/"

Nicky unironically saying "yall" without thinking and getting teased about it

Nicky slipping into a heavy southern accent on random words in his sentences and Dan and Matt repeating the word jokingly

Nicky singing "If You're Going Through Hell" at the top of his lungs in the lounge just to piss everyone else off

Nicky calling Allison "darling" and Renee "sweetheart" and Neil "dear"

Nicky is from South Carolina Nicky is southern please let him be a dramatic southern gay

#especially the first one PLEASE where is my passive-aggressive christian southern gay 'bless your heart'???#aftg #Nicky hemmick #shh ac #AND PETNAMES!!!!! MAN #PET NAMES ARE VERY COMMON HERE #especially from older ladies but just in general like i call so many people darling or dear #even strangers!! maybe even ESPECIALLY strangers depending on the

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boarloved-art · 6 months ago

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Wei Wuxian should be able to get drunk for once. I think he'd either be singing bawdy drinking songs on the roof of the Jingshi or he'd be getting irrevocably lost no matter where he is. He's found in the bushes behind the mountains like a cryptid, and then he's like "I can't believe you all got lost" (extremely slurred) as if he didn't get embarrassed by something Lan Wangji had said and just somehow disappeared when everyone looked back at him

oh ABSOLUTELY im walking with u and nodding and agreeing, i can see him becoming an absolute menace to keep track of at his drunkest.

anyway heres wonderwall The Gang (Wangxian & their fave group of ducklings) in a city known for its STRONG wine and wuxian being like well. ur all grown now, youre technically not juniors anymore. we have to see whos lasting the longest against this stuff!, smash cut to a suspiciously wei ying-less group of the worlds drunkest cultivators being wrangled through the woods by designated driver hanguang-jun, with at least 2 of them clinging to his robes at all times.

#i ALSOOOO LOVE the hc that wuxians just. very affectionate when drunk. bc he lowkey is that way in canon #we dont really know if the alcohols affecting him a lot when him n wangji r drinking but he sure is affectionate #but i think thats Stage One of drunk wuxian. like b99 with the 1-drink-amy system #he goes Unaffected -> lovey dovey -> musical -> fucking off into the woods #also THE IMAGES ARE LOADING IN WE DID IT GANG!#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #wangxian #wei wuxian #lan wangji #sketch #doodle #jin ling #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #ouyang zizhen #sizhui came back to life somewhere between the Petname Drop and the ensuing panic he felt the Anxious Dad vibes radiating off wangji #wangji Attempts to question wwx as to why the fuck he RAN AWAY???? when he sobers up and all wwx has to offer to the conversation is #'well to be fair im a fragile man'#as if that explains anything #except post-canon wangxian understand eachother far too well so it does in fact explain everything #wwx when lwj is nice to him: ???husband is unyielding???husband is cruel??? husband wants me dead??? husband wants me to have heart attack?#JAIL for husband! JAIL FOR 1000 YEARS! but first! self imposed exile!#i was gonna make this longer so it made more sense and was actually good but its 00:38 so u see why i dont wanna? anyway #wwx drunk out of his mind on the roof of the jingshi with wen ning: BIG DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY STINKIN BASS! DIRTY DIRTY STINKIN BASS #lwj who just got back from a solo nighthunt internally: i wasnt aware he COULD get drunk? am i impressed? i think im impressed?#also the stick in his waistband. very much not chenqing. he dropped chenqing at some point and just pciked up a random stick and was like #yuh thatll do #and fun fact it will not in fact do

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satoblue · 2 months ago

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it is so canon to me that nanami’s daughter has a crush on satoru’s son

#— the honored one #nanami does NOT approve #whatsoever .#also #some lore on nanami’s little girl #growing up she’s had the nickname ‘baby’#and at one point she thought that was her actual name as a toddler #so it always stuck #her close friends and family call her that #and satoru’s son is an absolute menace to society #i imagine it is satoru JUNIOR (aka toru) who has a crush on her #and they’re both lovesick idiots with each other #nanami absolutely hates it #and satoru is so smug like oh look your daughter has a crush on my boy #tells the man to lighten up and stop interrogating his son #(if the tables were turned satoru would be furious)#and his son is worse (nanami actually can’t stop thinking about how his son is just a smaller version of gojo)#like whenever he hears toru’s voice and sees his face all he thinks about is how it’s just gojo but younger #………..and the boy his daughter has googly eyes for for some reason #and satoru’s son…….he likes to be a little cheeky #will call nanami’s daughter by ‘baby’ which is firstly so familiar bc it’s a childhood nickname #and even if it wasn’t he basically just called his daughter by a petname #and satoru’s son will act so innocent like ‘oh well i thought that was her nickname heh’#he knows exactly what he is doing #nanami actually prefers his twin brother shiro over him #bc he sees him as a distinguished gentleman #and toru feels like he has something to prove to mr. nanami #that HE is the better option not his twin brother #might even be mad at his brother bc of it while shiro is like ‘???’#dw toru your twin brother is certainly not nanami’s daughter’s type

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suppenzeit · 4 months ago

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condiments special !!!

#my art #metalocalypse #mtl #swickles #skwisgaar skwigelf #pickles the drummer #(feat nathan and toki wow is this a double date)#this is a fun ship to think about. methinks #also thanks to my good friend neah who is swedish and gave me some stupid petnames she could 'see that fuckass swede use'#anyway. their height difference is everything to me. smallest man alive and his taller than a tree bf

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emethystalt · 3 days ago

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uu zammbu 🤝 uu wemmfrags

being woobified with the abusive nature being constantly downplayed and ignored in favor of “cute moments”

#i don’t inherently dislike toxic dynamics i dislike how the fandom acts about them #the constant woobification of uuzam. the downplaying of things that happened to wemmbu to make it feel more palatable #uuzam apologists.#people who mindlessly ship uuwemmfrags purely for the new eps #and ignore how they started out #uuzam quite literally Beat wemmbu that one clip and everyone turned it into a cute moment somehow because of a petname #Like #what are we doing #its just the fandom thats the issue here man its not even canon being the problem #WHAT ARE WE DOINGGGG!!!!!#all these newgen wemmfrags fans only tapped in on uuwemmfrags now that theyre ‘cute’#im not sorry i am a hater 24/7 its in my nature to Hate #canon good fandom Bad #hating #‘toxic yaoi’ must be taken AWAY from you guys #flame and zam both heavily contributed to wemmbus trauma but yeah sure whatever theyre Cute now because they had a silly moment!#i do not like how people treat wemmbu’s victimhood #and i hate to pull the card #If he was a woman this would not be the norm #sorry i had to say it #truth nuke supreme

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panicatthecourtx · 3 months ago

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I just cracked myself up thinking of adult Creek (again) with Craig trying to be romantic/gay.

Craig is like "Tweek, darling you're my soulmate and I would move the stars themselves to find you"

And Tweek just like "Do you think the aliens hang out with the agents in area 51? Do you think they have alien game night? I can imagine them getting into laser fights over monopoly"

And Craig just 👁👁

#craig is used to it #meanwhile tweeks brain heard him say stars which made him think aliens which made him think area 51 #and then he just thinks of games #if craig is a simp petname user and tweek calls him dude #i can 100% see tweek also not being romantically inclined to spew like that and itd be reserved for special occasions #meanwhile tweek wakes up and craig tells him hes the most beautiful man to exist #and tweek like “thanks dude”#south park #tweek tweak #craig tucker #im so sorry i think of them so much #i think i need euthanized #courtshc

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dread-full · 3 months ago

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#squid game #hwang in ho #the front man #squid game 457 #inhun #toxic old man yaoi #hwang in ho x seong gi hun #squid game meme #my squid game edits #i've seen petname ideas for gi-hun so i'd like to propose this for in-ho #every 'not now kitten whiskers' needs his 'stop the bloodshed whiskey dick'

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bloodeater-magpies · 6 months ago

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How it feels to finally find content for transmascs that isn't purely based off of being fetishized for being trans and having certain genitalia or being treated like some pathetic puppy dog

(Aka being treated like a normal person. With respect and decency. Guys.)

#seriously what's up with that #like brother did you know i am. a person actually and not a sex slave #i'm not a dog why do you keep calling me petnames like i am one #get me out of here #guys please 💔#i'm done with constant smut and even if i wasn't could it please just be not fully centered around female genitalia #come on #transmasc #trans man #trans guy #tboy #transgender #this seriously pisses me off so bad

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 1 year ago

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Miguel: I need you all to understand - for this mission, I need EVERYONE at the top of their game. No room for slip-ups, no room for jokes. And absolutely no room for calling people PET-NAMES like POOKIE and SNOOKUMS on the MAIN COMMS LINE. Am I being CLEAR???

Hobie and Disco-Spider!Diane:

"Fucks he looking over here for?"

"I don't know, snookums. I think he's got some kinda problem."

#the only petnames they use are the ridiculous ones #no sweetheart no love he be calling her strawberry gumdrop #Diane calls him 'Fox'#cause he's a stone cold fox #as they say in her neck of the woods #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #hobie x oc #hobie brown x oc #spidersona #spidersonas

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dizzybizz · 1 year ago

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"my evil little cookie" me upon seeing a portrait of van zieks in my dream this morning

#i wihsi was kidding i wish this was all some big joke but no thats a petname i.. no - my subconscious - gave him #what does this say about me.#the great ace attorney #tgaa #dai gyakuten saiban #dgs #barok van zieks #my art #ok back to star rail maybe... if i can . art hard man

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sappho-favourite-pupil · 7 months ago

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The good the bad and the ugly is not gay

They're literally cowboys, it looks pretty gay to me.

#like okay stop calling “blondie” this man you're trying to kill then #stop calling this man petnames #it's too much faggotry even for the pope #the good the bad and the ugly

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sol-dial · 1 month ago

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Avengers Assemble season 2 episode 4: Ghosts of the Past!

I’m not gonna go into a deep dive of the episode, but basically it’s the return of the Winter Soldier (Bucky), featuring Steve’s guilt, Tony’s cringy dad humor, all the Superhusband vibes of them totally being Falcon’s dads (I love love LOVE the idea of AA!Tony being “Dad” and AA!Steve being “Pops” beeecaaauuseee.. y e s)

Anyways, have some random memes/whatever this format is even called of screenshots of the episode, with no context because I am silly :D