#ALL I WANTED WAS CEREAL
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Watched that m night shyamalan movie about the cringefail girl dad who gets stuck at a concert. the plot was holier than the bible and i have one hundred bones to pick with it but I had fun
Alternate versions based on trailer 2 under the cut
#trap 2024#trap movie#m night shyamalan#cooper adams#josh hartnett#spent like $4 total on the ticket and a small popcorn so officially no complaints#very silly guy silly goose silly goober#this guy was so good at being a silly awkward dad#and so bad at killing people damn#was so excited to see this from the trailers but it kinda fell apart#unfortunately for all of you plot holes and inconsistencies are like the lucky charms marshmallows in my cereal to me#if anyone wants me to rant about this movie i guess I'll#for someone who hates drawing plaid i sure draw a lot of it#my art#digital art#fan art
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something that always gets me about klavier is that he is so clearly just like. friendly. he cares so much and he cares too much. he's one to tease simultaneously but he so clearly just like. loves and loves and loves, even when it puts him in harm's way, he likes people and he likes being around people enough to be desperate for it and for friendship like. ough
#goober.txt#klavier gavin#kristoph gavin#aa4#this is also partially why I am such a truther of nuance in klavier+kris's relationship#I think it mixes well with prev just in like. how much he cares is both part of his core and a byproduct of#being desperate for all the connection he lost + that was plenty dysfunctional on top of that (but all he had)#I think it actively hits harder if he's conflicted for missing someone who was terrible because it was still his brother and like.#I think kris having been good to klavier sometimes (adding to the dysfunction of the bad) is something that I've always liked#because like#I think klavier having a 'is it wrong to want him dead' and 'am I terrible for missing him badly' thing happenin at the same time is!!#so good and also very sad and I love you gavin brother things that capcom didn't give us. love you klavier gavin#I like the idea of him having that confliction alongside his grief :( ow#I literally don't have the right words to properly express all my thought cereal on this. other people have done it though so it is ok haha#I love when fictional grief has the confliction of 'being reminded the monster was also human and that makes everything worse' it's so good#like I hate you. I miss you. the way you were nice to me was so very you and it makes me soft and sad and tired. I miss you.#you were awful in unspeakable ways. I miss you.#sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like without you and it comforts me as much as it terrifies me. I miss you
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it’s so easy to forget that you can literally write whatever you want
#i think especially if you post your writing it’s easy to forget because#sometimes we subconsciously try and write reader as someone who most readers will like#instead of writing reader as#yourself for example#sometimes i feel disconnected from my own reader-insert-guy#you know ?!#i haven’t written anything with me in mind as the reader#i had this sudden realization#just now#as im writing a lil vent-y kind of fic#that i probably won’t end up posting HOWEVER#im writing the reader as myself for the first time and it’s#making me happy today#as for the vent not to worry sbshjsjdkd I’ve had this issue with an irl for a couple months now#tis all okay and well#🐇 — text !#but you can literally write so much. like if you’re nervous for something u could write ur fav offering support#if ur happy u can write them being happy w u! if ur mad u can write them telling someone off for u#u have so much freedom as a writer#love that a lot#on the other hand i can write sakura pouring milk before cereal if i wanted to#i could even make suo do that#cw vent#INCASE
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What do you think the pjo and hoo characters favorite desserts are?
#pjo questions#hoo questions#food based question#I’m craving so much rn#literally had a sandwich and then three bowls of cereal and then fruit and then a steak with eggs all in the span of a few hours#luteal phase core#anyways#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#hoo#annabeth chase#hazel levesaue#leo valdez#frank zhang#jason grace#thalia grace#piper mclean#nico di angelo#will solace#food#desserts#I want a cinnamon bun so bad
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You know that one tweet where it's like "in college my roommate was like I'm gonna have so many girls and maybe some guys over here and if you don't like it, grow up" but then he brings one girl home the entire time they're at college together and they end up married?
That, but steddie.
Cause I always imagine Steve figuring out he's bisexual and being super chill about it, because generally he is quite a chill guy and he knows about Robin so he's experienced at loving a queer person and doesn't see why he can't do the same for himself and like, there's an active hell dimension right under us Robin, don't you think we have more important things to stress about than me wanting to kiss guys as well as girls?
So his initial reaction is basically "oh, I guess I'm bi then. Huh. Hey sweet, double the potential dating pool! Robin, get rid of the you suck board immediately cause I'm about to woo so many guys!"
But then he meets Eddie and all that shit goes down (and Eddie doesn't die cause obviously he doesn't, why would he? That's ridiculous). And Steve kisses one (1) boy one (1) time and thinks "actually, you know, I'm good, I think I'll just keep this one"
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#i just like the idea of steve thinking he's going to seamlessly switch#from being a suave charmer with the ladies#to being a suave charmer with the fellas#and robin thinking oh god he mught actually make this work#he's going to have his pick of all the guys in this stupid town cause they all used to worship him#and then steve sees eddie the feral raccoon boy eating dry cereal in a shack#and is just like#that one#i want him#hes perfect
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An eBay listing of 14 vintage unopened packs of Powerpuff Girls cereal is currently up for grabs at the low low price of $149.99 (not including shipping).
Seeing as though I’ve already purchased a 20-ish-year-old PPG soapmaking kit and did not die from mold poisoning, I leave this question up to you all to answer:
#weird merch#powerpuff girls#ppg#the powerpuff girls#just getting a feel for the horrors you would all want me to be subjected to#I have deliberately left out an option for me to consume the cereal#but in the context of this poll consumption is not off the table#CONTRACTING consumption by breathing in 25-year-old bacteria-laden cereal fumes is also not off the table
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This episode has fully moved me in the throuple category for Hoy, Tattoo, and Arun. Like I have been Team TattooHoy from the beginning because I know what I'm about and I still am (I'm with them till the end of the line baby), but I now think all three of them would just be so absolutely beautiful together. Like Tattoo wanted to comfort Arun while he cried, but didn't know how to do it. Hoy walked in and instantly got mad thinking Tattoo made Arun cry and was able to comfort him. Arun leaned on Hoy and Hoy let him like that shit was natural for them both and then Tattoo inserted himself between them on the couch. The show has long since established that Tattoo and Hoy are besties that will do pretty much anything for each other and now they have Arun. The only reason he's even living with Tattoo is because Hoy suggested it. And Hoy would be living with them too if he wasn't too lazy to move his shit back from the temple, lol.
And I don't know shit about tarot so please know I'm not speaking on what the cards actually mean, but the fact that Tattoo got The World while Hoy got The Star and Arun got The Moon just further confirms they would be the most beautiful throuple since the moon orbits the world and the stars surround them both.
I see the vision. I perceive the truth!
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack & joker#tattoohoy#ArunTattooHoy#I put Tattoo in the middle because he has two boyfriends#like they also have each other but Tattoo is the meat in between their bread#and I will always be a tattoohoy girl#they are MY DumbLoser4DumbLoser couple#but I think Arun would made a good addition for them#they are MY DumbLoser4DumbLoser4DumbLoser couple#I'm all in baby!#let's fucking go!#and I am someone who has liked probably like 2 throuples in like 30 decades of TV and movies#so you know me wanting this is just#I am Super Cereal about them#regular clyde
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“one day im going to have to make like a three hour long video essay that's just called In Defense of Helluva Boss” Please do. I see more anti videos than I do with defense ones. Like the ones that say season 2 is terrible even though it’s barely completed and the ones that say Stolitz is a bad despite them barely having a relationship.
no literally i am sick of seeing more anti content than actual appreciation videos but the anti talking point i see most that drives me up the fucking walls is that it's "bAd RePrEsEnTaTiOn," as if that is all that queer people are allowed to have; just the vague nebulous concept of "Rep(TM)." the fact that if a straight character is a bad person then it's just that This Character is a bad person, but if a queer character is a bad person then This Is Bad Representation Of The Community And Is Homophobic. can we not just HAVE characters?? vehicles to tell a story??? tools to craft a compelling narrative??? this is part of why Helluva/Hazbin being adult shows is such a THING because i see this get shut down a lot under the guise of "uhh well just because it's an adult show doesn't mean that it can handle whatever topic it wants however it wants" and like. yeah buddy! that's true! and that's not what this is fucking about!! when people say "it's an adult show" what they mean is that it's made to be engaged with under the assumption that you would know better than to take information to shape your worldview and perception of other real life people from a fucking cartoon! the show doesn't NEED to tell you that Um Hey Guys Just So You Know This Isn't Actually Meant To Reflect How All Real Life Gay Relationships Are because you are an adult who should already be able to discern this.
"bad rep" doesn't mean "characters that are nuanced, morally gray, or just bad people." "bad rep" would be if helluva boss was a show that said "the REASON these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people is BECAUSE they are queer, or at least directly correlated to that fact." which is. you know. very fucking different than "these characters are in toxic relationships / are bad people because they 1) live in a classist society that actively encourages them to be their worst selves and 2) are extremely traumatized."
#btw when i say toxic i DO mean stolitz but not in like. a 'this is romanticizing abuse !!!!1!!!!1!1!!' kind of way#which is. the second stupidest criticism of this show#like babe did you really watch blitz break down sobbing on his couch and see stolas drowning in his depression cereal and absinthe#and some how come to the conclusion that the lesson you are meant to take away from this is that This Is A Good Thing To Aspire To ??????#their dynamic IS toxic rn!! neither of them are communicating properly and neither of them are getting what they TRULY want#and the whole point of watching this situation (this shituation; if you will) play out#is to be entertained first of all BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY#because you are supposed to go Man This Relationship Status Sucks For Them Right Now I Sure Hope They Can Make It Better#you are supposed to recognize that it is Bad for them right now. because you are a fucking adult who should have a CRUMB of media literacy#god. sorry this is so long#video essay is gonna be four hours at this rate istfg#mine#ask#helluva boss#stolitz#analysis#long post#fandom
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THE RSA BOYS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE MISTLETOE!!!!!!!
hooray for my first [digital] drawing of 2025 also 🥳
now...
it's neige's turn!!!
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#twst#cheneige#cereal tries to draw#real talk ruggie and floyd are just there bc ive seen like one person ship them with neige LOL shout out to them#idr if theyre the same person or not jfklsdhgklj#and malleus is also there just bc of my sims game where they got together then broke up then got back together all thru story progression#and mallues was calling jack to talk about it jfjslkfjslkjglkfj hehehehe#riddles just there bc i love him#silver and kalim are there bc they are beloved sweethearts so they fit the vibe. prince4prince vibe even tho none of them are princes#filling the poll for funsies but i guess if i wanted mega drama i couldve just left it at vil and rook jfkdshfkldsjklg#BUT WHO AM I IF NOT AN ENABLER OF RAREPAIRS and also just really curious#my expectation is that itll be between vil and rook but. ive been surprised MANY times by these polls lol#wait who am i gonna vote for even. i dont know yet lol
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give meee... headcanons about the Sangfielle friends in the most boring AU you can imagine like. idk. office Sangfielle. grocery store Sangfielle. they all work at a movie theater. whatever sounds mundane as hell and you have Thoughts about :3
okay tumblr ate my fucking answer the first time. let's try this again.
the thing about these guys is that no matter how mundane you make it, they can make anything into a situation. that's just the guys they are. so we put them in a Walmart.
Marn is an employee with a great customer service voice. She's keeping it together in the face of some truly wild statements and requests. One man keeps asking for frootie hooties, a brand of cereal that he insists is real and everyone is just refusing to sell to him, and she's spent twenty minutes trying to tell him that they just don't have it in stock
Lye and Es are having an animated conversation in the clothing area, where she is examining various colorful dresses and he is distractedly picking things off of nearby shelves and putting them back down. The conversation started at how they got kicked out of dayward yve's novelty store and is now about whether stealing should be more or less of a crime than manslaughter, because it's not as bad as killing but it is on purpose. People are trying not to pay attention to them. Eventually they are asked to leave, at which point it is revealed that lye has about two hundred dollars worth of items in his pockets and es has some candles she liked and a new pair of shoes in hers. They are both barred from Walmart.
Duvall hates it here. It's loud, he hates the lights, the aisles make no sense, he can't find anything he's looking for, and people keep coming up to him to ask him where things are. He doesn't even work here. Why do people assume he works here? He's not even wearing any Walmart merchandise. Is that what it's called when you're an employee? Merchandise? Well, it's what it would be called if he wears it, which he never will, because he doesn't work here and never wants to. Have a nice day ma'am.
Pickman is slowly marching her way through the aisles one at a time, peering at her shopping list and holding a tiny shopping basket in one hand. She has to be very careful not to knock the shelves over sometimes. Just trying to get groceries. People are nervously avoiding her. Says "Hey, you" to some poor employee to ask where the milk and cigarettes are. Just grunts at everything else. When she's at the checkout, the guy there asks "Did you find everything you're looking for?", and she just says "No." and leaves
Chine comes out of the bathroom with a live rat in his hand. People scream. The manager finally comes up to him like "Sir, you can't have rats in here." They say "Oh, she's not mine. She was just having trouble opening the door." Gets a big meat on the bone at the deli and nothing else. When he asks how much it costs, they just say it's on the house and try to get him to leave as soon as possible. They go like "Oh, really? Are you sure? I have some money." and sound surprised but pleased, like they're being done a personal favor. The employees insist. He's like "Alright, thanks!" and then asks the rat if she wants anything
#the manager tells an employee to get the rat some cheese. chine says that cheese is actually bad for rats and some seeds would be better#the manager tells the employee to get the rat some seeds and for chine to get the fuck out of their establishment#chine is a little taken aback by the rudeness but leaves without further issue#runs into lye and es outside and is like “hey look they just gave me some free stuff”#Lyke is like “what???? I got kicked out because I wanted free stuff!”#chine says “I think I just got kicked out too. Maybe that's just what happens?"#lyke says “yeah but you got to keep the stuff!”#“Did you not get to keep your stuff?”#“I mean. Not *all* of it.”#“Huh.”#“They didn't let me keep the stuff I kept on purpose.”#es makes a reasonable sounding remark about how they'd be running a pretty terrible business if they handed everything out for free#everyone should get what they need but these people do have livelihoods to think about#is also putting on lipstick that she definitely just shoplifted#duvall comes out and swears he's never coming back here. is asked if he's also banned for life from the Walmart.#demands what the hell these people were doing in the Walmart to get banned for life#because he saw a man getting real heated about frootie hooties and that's definitely not a real cereal#so if that doesn't meet the bar he's not sure he wants to know what does#sangfielle#friends at the table#Shoop#asks
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there's something interesting to be said about how nickel's female friends have to constantly school him on how horrible he is but animationepic won't say it
#melonposting#spoof#<- kinda#ii neg#<- also kinda#i hate nickel. i need to kin balloon just so i can experience dropping nickel into that stupid cereal box pit#also y'know what to those people who think nickel loves clover... you're right he is kinda obsessed with her#in that he hates her so much for something that he wants (being a likable/good/happy person) <- according to my interpretation anyway#of course he doesn't want/know how to put in the effort to have it#suitcase screamed at him (as she should've) and that didn't go through his thick skull#only clover in her infinite gentleness and grace could let him know that perhaps he should say sorry for harassing someone all their life :#and even then it isn't sincere#like please don't tell me any of you took his 5-second bizarrely emotionally intelligent notes app apology seriously. good god#like i dunno it was just like clover said to apologize and he said 'on it boss'#or what are we just gonna believe that ae was like. y'know what? this guy just needs to say he's sorry#once#out of nowhere#and we won't have to worry about the horrible things he's done to people (cough cough suitcase)#like heck even if balloon accepts this bs it doesn't do jack for her (not like he should anyway)#this idiot's just so far in the socioemotional gutter that after doing a series of horrible things (which he's been made well aware of)#he'll only so much as acknowledge that he did them if it means he gets friendship points from ae's princess celestia#good god man you're not the leader of a stupid team anymore. get over yourself#the funny thing is that the only excuse for his writing lately is basically a headcanon on my end#i'm just reading into this nonsense. as far as i know he's just being written horribly haha#he's interesting to think about in the lens of 'guy who wants to be happy/good/likeable but does not actually care about anyone'#but if i'm being honest with myself to ae he's just 'jerk who's actually nice now. no he isn't. yes he is for real this time (believe us)'#whatever i need to go to bed
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"this big corporate game has bad racial & lgbt politics" well. yeah.
#ea critical#bioware critical#some of you are so... american.#i don't wanna sound mean or anything but looking for political validation in corporate slop#is like losing chess to a dog.#and it's not to say it's wrong to call it out continue to do so but also#bioware & racism is literally like milk & cereal atp. pb&j. inseparable.#genuinely don't remember a bioware game even pre EA that didn't have absolute garbage racial allegories#and like yeah it's nice to feel validated by a comfort game & so on & so forth but#i am begging you people to engage with works made by people in those communities#you're looking for rep and understanding in a game that's been watered down through a corporate pot#til all that's left is weird US liberal nods and things they think the audience wants to hear#because they think you're stupid. they do. they genuinely find their demographic unintelligent. it's why the discussions about it#are so heavy handed. and everything else that exists in the subtext is not addressed because they think you're slow
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LITERALLY stuff i’ve posted before <<< i just wanted to assemble some modern au scribbles in one place :)
BUT they’re in different brushbug universes tho. in the second one brushbug is a relatively unpopular character with merch & only this family truly cares about it
#witch hat tag#orufrey#it's. like a foster home art school. oru is an old friend who decided to live with them to help out. he does art comms from his room#i thought i wasn't a modern au person or an au person at all but ever since i decided hubert von vestra & ferdinand von aegir met on neopets#when they were 13 and hubert got ferdinand's account frozen by tricking him into swearing on the neoboards losing him his faerie eyrie#and now a facet of their relationship is him trying to make up for that slight and their first anniversary present is a faerie eyrie plushie#i have realised the power and pleasure of modern aus.#there is nothing stopping qifrey from having his realisation while looking at his exhausted friend in a hoodie carrying food#for the kids under his arm & thinking 'is this... am i.. ????' < has actually been in love since they met at age 7 on deviantart#literally tumblr is just good at assembling things for myself. my art documents are kinda.. a mess. i have a folder for each yearly quarter#i hope u read the description i dont want to make it seem like coco invented a character at age 12 that is now on cereal boxes#oru was like what the fuck is this character and why is the house full of it but now he buys merch too & has brushbug slippers
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*Kicks down door*
Alright meet the Robinsons fandom, check this shit out
Both Cornelius and Franny have freckles in their youth, and (presumably in Cornelius’s case) as adults. By punnet square logic, any offspring they have should also have freckles 🤔
Right. So where are they 😭
Disney where are his freckles, you can’t give me two fun characters with freckles and then not give their kid some
I legit made a punnet square for this man
It’s like 20% bullshit but the rest is real
Btw all the framagucci’s have thin waists and I think that’s actually great (except for Gaston but he stands fruity so he counts too)
#meet the robinsons#wilbur#wilbur robinson#cornelius robinson#franny robinson#this all started because I noticed Lewis had freckles#and I sat there like “wait a sec#imagine using a god damn punnet square for head canons#anyways#Wilbur stands like he doesn’t want to be touched#like he’s at a party or smth just near the wall#thats how he stands#also heterozygous gang 💪💪💪#he’s almost a perfect mix#yes I said Lewis is built like a cereal box because HE IS
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you know you hit rock bottom when you start crying in public transport and you don't even give a fuck if people can see you lmao
#because looping snap back on my way home was definitely a good idea#good job poppy#also i only had cereal and coffee in the morning and absolutely nothing else all day my head is going to fucking explode#i'm just so tired of having to feed myself every single day what is this shit#i wanna scream#maybe i should go offline again cause i only spread negativity when i'm here idk#i say whatever and whatever that i want*
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i feel so sigma edit guys i feel so
#ryan gosling#la la land#barbie#im just ken#fall guy movie#drive 2011#cereal#burping#literally me#sigma male#no but all jokes aside hes a silly silly guy i watch him act i give him money he says no i dont want ur money peasant and i weep for hours
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