#AJ Simon

[aceofwhump]

Simon and Simon 3x21 "The Dillinger Print"

[kissandships]

One of my favorite tropes of the 1980s is Always Broke Private Detective

[the--blackdahlia]

This is my pet project I've been working on. It's called Project Wildflower, and while it is a Simon & Simon fanfic, it also will contain OC's and wrestlers.

Summary: When a childhood friend of Rick and A.J.'s turns back up in their lives unexpectedly, her dark past rears its ugly head. Now Rick and A.J. find themselves in new territory they've never dealt with.

[aj-lenoire]

i’m really enjoying the olympics this year, there is some quality nonsense going on

for the first time in the modern olympics (possibly ever?) there’s an equal number of women competing to men, and included in that group we have icons like simone biles, kim yeji, imane khelif

and then over with the dudes we’ve got yusuf dikec who took up shooting after he got divorced, turns up in a t-shirt with no ear protection only to shoot near perfect rounds. we’ve got henrik christiansen who is taking tiktok by storm not for his swimming prowess but the fact he is obsessed with the olympic village chocolate muffins. we’ve got stephen nedoroscik, who is trained literally only in pommel horse so he kinda just sits around doing rubik’s cubes while everyone else does their thing (pommel goes last) and then they activate him like a fucking sleeper agent to crush the pommel routine, secure the usa a medal, and also he cannot fucking see the entire time bc he needs glasses

quality, quality nonsense

EDIT: okay so apparently the smoking thing wasn’t true, my bad guys! dikec has been competing in the olympics since 2008 and is ex-military (but his showing up in a t-shirt without any visual aids is still iconic!!)

[kissandships]

I watch Simon & Simon for the plot

The Plot:

Why the hell is he so damn cute…?!

[floccesytowne]

👁️

[vas0ul1tsa]

[magical-girl-trucy]

Sorry my brain is being silly and it just went "how would the aa characters use a youtube channel" so now here's your list of that

Phoenix: you would think he wouldn't have one, but he does and the only thing on it is the ad he and Maya made in the anime Maya: Runs a Steel Samurai analysis/review channel called Real Pink Princess that has over 100k subs. The most popular video is one that features Will Powers as a guest. Sometimes there will be unexpected breaks and when she gets back she's like "sorry guys I got arrested!" and at this point none of her subs know if she's joking or not. Pearl: Does not have a youtube channel but likes to help Maya and Trucy with editing. Ema: Her youtube channel is only a mirror for her tiktoks. Those tiktoks being incredibly ridiculous, sometimes dangerous science experiments and also explaining how forensics stuff work. Trucy: Posts her magic acts on her channel and has some videos teaching people how to do some more basic tricks to try to get people more interested in magic. Generally good vibes

Edgeworth: Does not have a youtube channel but is a frequent guest on Maya's channel. The fans love him. Kay: Makes clickbait videos called stuff like "BREAKING INTO THE CHIEF PROSECUTOR'S OFFICE!!!!" and has millions of subs. Was notorious during the prank era of youtube despite never doing anything harmful. Also has a gaming channel. Apollo: Only has a channel in name. Nothing is posted on it, but he is subbed to a lot of law-based content and an astrology channel. By nature of being Trucy's magic assistant, it goes without saying that he is in a lot of Trucy's videos. Klavier: Ran the official Gavinners youtube channel up until Turnabout Serenade happens. Afterwards made a new channel for his own music but has kept it very lowkey. Athena: Has a vlogging channel that she started when she was 14. She has a small but supportive fanbase of people who are rooting for her in her lawyer/psychology endeavors. In the DD and beyond era she makes more videos about law and psychology but never full out stops with the vlogs (those Khura'in videos must've been wild) Simon: Makes a channel after getting out of prison. It's low quality videos of Taka and nothing else. It goes viral and someone tries to get him "cancelled" by exposing his criminal history but it fails spectacularly Bonus: Once out of prison, Godot also makes a youtube channel, which is how to make every single Godot Blend. It's not popular but the people who come across them are concerned for his health

[kissandships]

Another pair that would end up together in a perfect world

I LOVE YOU TWO

[shitpostingkats]

[detectivegumshoepals]

I've been given too much power...

to be continued, maybe.

[1960z]

interesting things going on in court today

[aceofwhump]

SIMON AND SIMON!!!!!!! I LOVE SIMON AND SIMON SO MUCH BUT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF IT WHEN I BRING IT UP!

The Dillenger Print has my one of favorite whumps in the show. It's the one where AJ is playing racketball and someone comes in and shoots up the place and he ends up huddled in the corner of the gym absolutely terrified and in shock and he's very shaken afterwards and Rick is so worried for him and takes care of him. That's my faaaaavorite

Ahh I love this show! Thank you for the whump list! Both of you! Now I want to do a full rewatch lol.

Simon & Simon Whump List

This list was compiled by @shadydiplomatbagelmonger​ who deserves all the credit for finding these gems from this series and props for being beyond patient with me getting around to putting it together you’re the best! 😘

The Least Dangerous Game - AJ hi with a tranquilizer dart

Tanks for the Memories - Rick and AJ captured

The List - AJ Drunk and depressed

Slither - AJ drugged and hostile (attacks Rick etc)

What Goes around comes Around - AJ almost killed, Rick and Aj tied up

Facets - AJ guilt ridden after a shooting

The Richer they are the Harder they Fall - AJ emotional anguish (loss of a friend)

Second Swell - AJ badly beaten, goes missing

Under the Knife - AJ knocked out by gas

Thin Air - AJ shot in the arm

The Ten Thousand Dollar Deductible - AJ robbed and being looked for by the FBI

The uncivil Servant - AJ knocked over and helped up

A Significant Obsession - AJ being obsessed over/stalked

Sudden Storm - AJ and Rick heavy emotional whump and anguish after their mom is beaten and r*ped

Dj DOA - AJ pepper sprayed, in pain

Revolution - AJ and Rick emotional whump (Uncle returns)

The Dillinger Print - AJ shot at, shaken

S5E5 - AJ stabbed in arm

S5E6 - AJ midlife crisis

[teewritessmth]

Beta Squad :

Niko Omilana

✦ Sweet Tease

✦ Against Him

✦ Insta Au 01

✦ Screened emotions

✦ Insta Au 10

✦ Sick days

✦ Insta Au 11

✦ Insta Au 19

✦ Mattress

✦ Him as your possessive best friend

✦ Insta Au 21

✦ Arranged Marriage (All Parts)

✦ Insta Au (23)

✦ My Pretty Boy

✦ Insta Au 28

Sharky

✦ Baby Sitting Bonds

✦ Jetlagged

✦ Insta Au 03

✦ Game on, Love

✦ Insta Au 13

✦ Insta Au 24

✦ Cats and Sharks

✦ Insta Au 26

Kenny

✦ Fragmented Affection Part 01

✦ Fragmented Affection Part 02

✦ Meeting your dad for the first time

✦ Insta Au 08

✦ Insta Au 25

✦ Insta Au 27

Aj Shabeel

✦ Insta Au 09

✦ Insta Au 20

✦ A Glimpse of Us

✦ Insta Au 29

Chunkz

✦ Insta Au 18

Darkest Man

✦ Insta Au 12

Johnny Carey

✦ Insta Au 17

Harry Pinero

✦ Insta Au 22

Betasquad imagines/reactions :

✦ Where would the Beta Squad leave hickeys?

✦ Nicknames the Beta Squad would call you.

✦ When you kiss them during an argument

✦ Beta Squad as Dads

✦ Beta Squad reacting to someone yelling at you

Betasquad Text Imagines :

✦ Beta Squad reacting to you starting a conversation with "How dare you?"

✦ Beta Squad reacting to you asking them "What would you do if I turned into a worm?"

✦ Beta Squad as your best friend, reacting to you asking them "What would you do if I pull up with the gang?"

✦ Beta Squad reacting to texting them "Sorry, I have a Boyfriend"

✦ Beta Squad reacting to you texting them "Wanna meet my baby daddy?"

✦ Beta Squad when you accidentally confess to them

✦ Beta squad reacting to you calling them your 'husband' in text

Betasquad random fics :

✦ Cinnamon Rolls

✦ Wings and pads

Sidemen :

Harry Lewis

✦ Insta Au 02

Simon Minter

✦ Insta Au 04

Vikram Barn

✦ Insta Au 05

JJ Olatunji

✦ Insta Au 06

Josh Zerker

✦ Insta Au 07

Ethan Payne

✦ Insta Au 14

Tobi Brown

✦ Insta Au 15

[sour-chai]

AA5 SPOILIES!!!!!!!!!

He fooled me all right ....

[toniodarling]

ace attorney is hilarious for the stupidest reasons LIKE I’M LITERALLY LOSING MY MIND AND SUCCUMBING TO THE PLAGUE OVER HOW HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION DOESN’T CHANGE