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[avengedbiologist]

Right trying this again cause I accidentally posted it halfway through writing it so 💀 scarlet Headcanons.

Bare in mind this is not for all the characters, there's a limited amount of them that I actually have solid headcanons for.

Paul Metcalfe

I get he's the main guy but I have zero headcanons for the guy, probs the only one being bi but that's literally all the characters to me. I see a lot of Scarlet and Blue stuff which is fun but my brain sees Scarlet not really wanting a relationship with anyone, guys just happy as is and working on his mysteron self.

Adam Svenson

Born and raised in Sweden with his first language being Swedish.

Can also speak French.

His mother lives in Sweden whilst his father moved to America when Adam was a teen.

He has 2 younger sisters, Lena and Johanna. His favourite colour weirdly enough is blue, but he tends to like darker shades.

He has a mix of European and American music taste. Some of his favourite musicians are Great Van fleet, Poor man's poison, Ghost and Käärija.

Freckly guy

NCS Blue, bulky and short, OCS Blue, tall and less bulky, slightly slimmer than his NCS counterpart.

This probs goes against my statement in the Scarlet section but despite Scarlet and Blue never being together, Blue did have a crush on Scarlet in the beginning, which since they r good pals, they spoke about, Adam learning that Paul wasn't really the relationship guy, they both laugh about it now and overall it made their relationship stronger.

Bisexual

Bad relationship with father. Very good relationship with his Mother.

Patrick Donaghue

Like blue his first language isn't english, He was raised speaking Gaelic. He learnt when he moved to America where he was taught by schools but also his long time best friend Maria Moro (Uh oh sounds like Mario Moro, guess who's rlly not that incentive).

Can also speak Italian and French.

He is gay but only realised it in recent years. He has a Child (with Maria) who was an accident after a night out together, called Rosa Moro-Donaghue.

Patrick and Maria were never in a romantic relationship, they remained 2 friends that raised Rosa, well mainly Maria due to Patrick's criminal life. But she ended up getting a boyfriend, Stephen, who she ended up getting engaged to. Patrick stills remains good friends with Maria and stays with them when he's off duty.

Is in a relationship with Ochre. They hated each other in the beginning, a cop and a criminal ya know how it is. Despite Ochres faked death and change of appearance Magenta recognised him pretty quick.

Their iffy start is why White placed them together, he wanted them to learn from each other and grow and they did. They started spending more and more time together and sometimes Ochre joined Magenta on his trips to see his family (Maria, Stephen and Rosa).

He has a rocky relationship with both his parents and doesn't speak to them anymore.

Still has ties with his criminal background, despite them being criminals still many of them were close friends. They are also useful with information if there's mysteron sightings in NYC.

A short guy, slim, moles, a lot of scarring.

Richard Fraser

Is quite quiet, he tends to keep to himself, until he is on duty.

He suffers from depression, mainly due to his fake assassination meaning he couldn't see his family whom he was very close with.

Is bi, something he realised very recently. He spoke with Magenta about his feelings and together they had a deep conversation leading to him working out his identity.

Tall, a bit of fat with muscle.

He likes to read on his time off. He goes through books very quickly, he always reads before bed unless he is exhausted.

Conrad Turner/Lefkon

This one is kind of a mix between both versions because the headcanons kinda work for both but I edit them to match each version but overall r the same kinda headcanon.

Has cat(s). Conrad Turner picked up a stray when he was Mysteronised, the cat stays in the same area and if he can he goes to see it, when the mysteron war is over, the cat is still there, around 6 years old. Turner picks it up and adopts it as a little companion for his recovery. Lefkon has 2 cats, gin and tonic, he got them when he was in his mid twenties when he was recovering from war related injuries, he was staying with his dad at the time. The two cats stay with his dad whilst he is on duty.

Lefkon is close with his father, and was close with his mother before her passing when Lefkon was 23 years old.

Suffers with depression and PTSD due to wars (and his mother's untimely passing, in Lefkons case)

Can speak English, Russian, Greek and french.

U would think I'd have loads of Cap Black headcanons but shockingly I vibe with most of canon for this rat.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[housederiva]

My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...

(here's the fic btw)

[rocketcomics]

pure love

[mediocre-megs]

honestly more media should portray the anti aging industry as horrific and decidedly unhuman. it IS body horror it IS grotesque it DOES go against nature*. it WILL kill you. yes.

*this is NOT anti-hrt or anti-vax or anything of the sort. i love criticisms of the anti aging industry + sci-fi/horror. i also love trans people and vaccines and medicine and science. i also don’t care if you personally have botox. this was a shitpost i made while high and 2/3 of the way through the substance (2024). terfs dni. cheers.

[mimi-maru]

[willgrahamscock]

YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas

[waveoftheocean]

tfw you have a reputation to maintain but a sparkly alien keeps trying to become friends with you 😔✨️

[septemberkisses]

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[darthlexapro]

Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs

[varchaiiart]

relativity falls is SO cool. as someone who wasn't particularly in the fandom sphere when gravity falls was big, i missed out on a lot of the cool hcs and aus but that just means i can experience them NOW!!!

also, isnt the idea of stan and ford being gen alpha kids hilarious???

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