#ACTUAL SLAYAGE

[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

I don’t think CaitVi is “be nice to your oppressor, make them feel good about themself and everything will change and be okay”

I think it’s more like “be cordial to your ally/ be kind and understanding to a victim, work to see eye to eye and progress is a better possibility with civility and solidarity”

[wellenklavier]

ive been hired at my favorite museum in the world unmmmmmmmmmm

[stargarland]

i just won tweak of the week world cup it’s an honor

[sunuism]

my boss cancelled my shift at the wonderful hour of right when i’d done my makeup and ate dinner so now i’ll have to post my look or it didn’t happen

[leahthedreamer]

Piper and Paul said we are BACK, a wuthering heights program? GAG

[ignatius-pennyfeather-ix]

the movie preparations have begun

[dragpinkman]

I want to do a self portrait ive never really done one bc insecure but I want to try it now

[causalityparadoxes]

Ncuti Gatwa SLAYED in the barbie movie

[c-kiddo]

🧍talked abt it to my sister at the weekend so i am thinking abt it , no matter how much people say cr2 was unfocused (i think usually its just pushing back against people dunking on cr3) it will always be a winner to me because it was fun as hell. i think a single plot dnd actual play for multiple years just doesnt work for me ... ... .i expected it to speed up when the solstice happened but then it sort of paused to do the story split and lost my attention. but also tmns story wasnt totally disconnected between arcs to me . wasnt them running around aimlessly at all bc they all definitely had goals (source: rewatched it and theyre all mega motivated on their own, rather than because of The Plot, which is what i enjoy). like it was just character focused and all the characters were being chased by their pasts so they weaved between them all and that a rly good plot for their specific vibes to meeee <3 and arcs like pirate arc was just rly fun and refjorged was slayage of the highest order and the getting yasha back arc was extremely good and cathartic and i love tmn ^_^

[cometcrystal]

my fav mh trinkets

i was originally gonna call this "accessories" but that didnt really fit. im only counting things that aren't Part Of the Outfit. like a headband or sunglasses wouldn't count, but the purse does. anything On The Doll doesn't count.

gloom beach frankie's purse. i've always liked it idk. the jumper cable handles are really cute and clever

gloom beach cleo's fan. its very dainty and pretty. A+ doll accessory

school's out cleo's purse. first of all it's a treat whenever things use actual fabric. second, just look at it. the cunt slayage

MORE UNDER CUT BECAUSE THIS WILL GET LONG

dead tired robecca's little gramophone speaker. its so cutie...

dead tired ghoulia's brain puffs. hell. fucking. yes.

classroom lagoona's frog. this thing is awesome basically.

classroom cleo and ghoulia's flasks + tube thing. i think this has a specific name but i cannot remember it. anyway this is awesome.

these key things that came with the sweet 1600 dolls. i love nothing more than having a Key

art class draculaura's self portrait. look at her go!!

art class robecca's Little Guy. do i need to explain this. i love it when dolls come with a little guy

swim class robecca's purse. i really like the color and general vibes of this one

power ghouls clawdeen's shield. she was my fav out of this line and thats 80% because of this sick ass shield. shes so cool

scaris catrine's purse. as much as i dislike catrine on principle i will admit i love this purse a lot

scaris clawdeen's suitcase. this is a bad picture but i love all the suitcases in this line and this is my fav one

river's staff. having a grim reaper character with visible bones is already SO cool but the staff completes the lewk....

gloom and bloom cleo's purse. sooo beautiful. everything about this doll is perfect. god

school club fashion pack ghoulia's deadfast action figure. i love this thing. i dont own one irl but we should have gotten more action figure/mini doll accessories

ghoul fair scarah's slime bucket. i can't explain my poetry often. i love that there is a doll with a nickelodeon slime bucket. that's all

g2 how do you boo frankie's bike. this is just a straight up bike. so cool....

dance the fright away deuce's mask. literally the funniest possible way they could have given him sunglasses. he's such a loser i love him

dance the fright away moanica's mask. literally useless. fashion over function. obsessed

music class cleo's harp. i love how it looks like teeth!! very monstery and fun

party ghouls rochelle's this thing. is it a purse?? is it a friend??? idk i love it

monster family pharrah's board game. this is just a better version of the board game that deuce and gil 2 pack came with. i fucking love this thing for real

core refresh frankie's Everything. yeah im counting everything

core refresh draculaura's spell book. i'm too lazy to get a picture but you can open it up and theres writing inside. i LOVE tiny details so much. i love tiny books with real things in them

core refresh cleo's scroll thing + heart. g3 has REALLY good trinkets. idk what the scroll is for but as i said i love tiny details. and her HEART.....HER HEART!!!

faboolous pets cleo's hissette. i haven't been counting the pets but im making an exception for her because she is built for cleo to hold in her arms <3 i love you hissette

fearbook draculaura's script. i will reiterate. i love tiny details and tiny books with real things. so basically this is awesome.

monster fest cleo's purse. THIS THING IS GORGEOUSSSS. it's so big and beautiful. it might be like top 5 fav mh purses of all time for me honestly. 5 stars

[c-c-cherry]

Return of the king!!!!!!

For the ask game, you know I’ve gotta ask about the slayage #beachepisode

Hello everyone. I got two asks on this one so it's time for a story. (Ask game in question)

"#slay #beachepisode #reigentraintrauma" is the name of a google doc I created around 5am during Fall midterms last year that I never actually filled. This fic in question was manically story-boarded by myself and my roommate in one all-nighter because we needed a fun little reward during exams (but we apparently found some better reward because we never ended up writing it).

I have looked everywhere and cannot find a SINGLE TRACE OF THIS OUTLINE. This document is EMPTY. But the gist of it is under the cut. Buckle up. Does it still have potential?

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Picture this. A well-needed vacation. An expedition to the wonderful Rice Prefecture. A fantastic view of Mochi Mountain. A vacation home on the beachside of (insert another silly rice-related location I've forgotten). The cast is having a well-deserved holiday.

I can't remember how they even got into this situation. I have vague memories of Teru entering some kind of sketchy sweepstakes that won them this place for a few days? I have no idea. All I know is that it's free, they're all invited, and it's definitely not Reigen's idea.

This is supposed to be a calming vacation, but Reigen just cannot relax about it. For some unknown reason, every fibre of his being is entirely against making this trip, and he can't figure out why.

The cheapest transportation option is so clearly the train (which brings up some iffy memories), but he's been okay on them for the most part. Train trips are fine. There's no reason for him to decline a free vacation when everyone is this excited. He's been fine with this before—he should be fine.

The more veiled problem is this goddamn mountain.

Mochi Mountain is supposed to be one of the region's wonders. Instead, even the idea looms over him incessantly during the days leading up to the trip. The mountain is logically harmless. Beautiful, even. But looking out the train window and over to that towering peak on the way to the vacation spot makes everything click as to why this terrible gut feeling of his is so insistent. If you're familiar with the ova, it's no surprise. The combination unlocks some kind of trigger that he didn't even know was possible. Like, serious alarm bells are ringing. The type that tell him, "You are totally gonna die alone staring at this thing." The trip there is torturous, but he conceals it (for the most part).

When they finally arrive, Reigen finds that this holiday was more than a fatal mistake. That mountain did not stay with the train like in his past experience. In fact, he has a perfect view of it from the beach house's lounge, wrap-around deck, living room, kitchen, and is it really possible for the mountain to be in every single window view he can find?

He doesn't sleep. His silly businessman sparkle is gone. He opts to stay home while Serizawa takes the others out to do stupid tourist things that should have been fun. Even the isolation from staying inside is just as suffocating as a train car. He's the worst vacationer ever, and he hates it.

And worst of all? He can't stop thinking about what might happen on the ride back. The dread of the future completely ruins the whole point of this "relaxing" trip. He spends the rest of his time tailing the others on the beach or sitting off to the side while they all watch TV or play games, doom-scrolling on his phone as it seems like the only thing that distracts him from this weird limbo of anxiety (it is doing a horrible job).

The espers and Dimple start to notice, and someone finally has enough of Reigen being half-present. We couldn't decide on this next part. Do they take his phone and hide it? Does someone go way too far and accidentally drop it into the sea? Or maybe they pull some kind of light-hearted prank on him where they've all disappeared from his peripheral, just waiting for him to notice? Or use their psychic abilities to launch him into the ocean for a quick dip?

Whatever it is, it is definitely the wrong thing to do. Reigen totally loses it. Everything (embarrassingly enough) bubbles to the surface, and he starts to dissolve. His reaction concerns the kids the most, who feel like its totally come out of nowhere. Meanwhile Dimple's like, "jeeeez I'm used to talking Shigeo down, but how am I supposed to do damage control with something like this?"

And…Serizawa? Maybe he has no choice but to step up and take control of a situation he'd typically be a victim of.

All at once, this beach episode is in total shambles!!!

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And……..I can't remember how it ends. Or if it even had an ending. I'm not sure if we thought that far ahead. It's lost to the ages unless we uncover this outline in an archaeological dig. This would be fun to revisit and write up sometime, maybe as a long two-shot. Beach episode with a little twist? Who knows.

Thanks to anyone who stayed around to read this weird draft!

[thoughtcascades]

YOU SLAYYYYYY, tbh you made a big difference in my life, whenever I struggle through something, you post the exact thing I need at that time, Thanks a lot 🫶🫶

Well, it's easy for me to just throw words and ideas out there. The hard part is YOU. You're the one actually dealing with the messy stuff of being alive, making the tough choices, and figuring out your own path. Maybe those posts are a little spark at the right time, a reminder that you're not alone in this craziness. But at the end of the day, the real slayage is all you, and that's way deeper than any post I could write. 👊

[she-saved-the-world-a-lot]

S01E08 I Robot, You Jane

Spoiler warning! This post contains spoilers for the TV shows Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel The Series.

Our first robot episode! I know most people have a hard time taking the demon-bot seriously but this one is such campy fun for me. I love how Buffy uses her smarts and the environment to trick the robot to punch a fuse box when she realizes brawn alone won't do. I love meeting Jenny Calendar for the first time! Where does she dangle that corkscrew thing from?? Fritz and Dave are so different from each other and so interesting! For one-shot characters, anyway.

To business, though. What is Moloch's actual threat level? I'm having kind of a hard time classifying this one. By possessing every computer connected to the internet, he definitely had world-ending power (quote Buffy, "access launch codes to our nuclear missiles"), until Giles and Jenny bound it. Once trapped in the machine, it was a fairly routine slayage.

My verdict: Giles and Jenny saved the world. For Buffy, it was just another day in the job.

[lee-sanghyeok]

the kiof girls are so cool it's actually ridiculous like the combined slayage of the four girls cannot be measured on the richter scale

[cruesuffix]

Welcome back to another wonderful addition of…

Ranking the Crüe fits!!

todays photo is: the gen swine era photoshoot!!

(side note: they all look so good here like it’s almost unfair)

Lets start with Vince

ok, the barely buttoned up black shirt is cute PLUS THE NECKLACE IS SO 00’S SLAY NGL like he looks like a sugar daddy here…I’ll let you decide if that’s a good thing or not. I give both the shirt and the necklace a 10/10

HIS HAIR I know everyone calls it a karen cut and all but I’ve always thought it was cunty, like ok cuntatron 3000 let’s work! like it works for him I think we need to just give it a chance here. the hairs getting a 7/10

the pants aren’t noticeable, but they still compliment the outfit so it gets a 5/10

I’m deducting points for no shoes…NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOUR CONCRETE GRIPPERS VINCE!! 0/10 I’m uncomfortable

sunglasses are a bit ugly ngl 0.5/10

All in all, Vince’s outfit gets a 6.5/10

Next up…Nikki

chaotic little outfit going on here

did he really need fifty necklaces??

it’s giving 00’s rapper with fifty bling chains on his neck…

I think he has a mesh top under that really weird looking leather jacket he has on…both of them are getting a 5/10

the chains are getting a 3/10 cause I think they’re too distracting

I hate those bug eyed looking glasses he’s wearing…that’s getting a 1/10 for me

LOVE the pants, I think the white really stands out since everyone else refuses to wear anything but black pants 8/10

why isn’t Nikki wearing any shoes I’m crying did he and Vince have an agreement not to wear shoes that day?? Docking points for that 0/10

Overall, Nikki’s outfit gets an 7.9/10

Next up we have Tommy

ok here’s divatron 9000

LOVE THE JACKET OMG it’s quite similar to Mick’s but I love that he paired it with a white top, that whole ensemble will get a 9/10

the pants are crazy tight wow, literally his legs look like sticks here…still it looks great on him so I’ll give it an 8/10

I will say the little combat boot looking shoes also work with this outfit, plus I love combat boots so I’ll give them a 7/10

THE HAT I usually hate cowboy hats, but…maybe it’s the pose in this photo or something but he’s serving severe levels of cunt here it’s actually evil… the hats getting an 8/10…I swear I’m not biased.

I don’t really care about the shades especially because I can barely see them under his hat so it gets a 6/10

And Tommy’s outfit score is…9.5/10!

Finally, we have Mick…the man of the hour

now, we know Mick loves to keep it lowkey, which is why his outfit has the most impact

THE OLD MANS WEARING WHITE!!1!1!

personally I like his jacket a bit more than Tommy’s, only because it looks a bit softer, and pairing it with a black shirt makes it stand out just a bit more….it’s a 9/10 for me

the pants aren’t very remarkable, but then again neither is Vince’s….6.5/10

the shoes kind of looks like Tommy’s as well (same stylist I fear) but there’s obviously a heel so I’ll give it a 7.5/10 for the slayage

the shades on his head kind of look cute, like awww cute hair accessory idk it’s getting a 7/10

there’s necklaces you can’t really see because of his hair so I’ll deduct a point 5/10

And our final results for our old man are: 8.9/10

this has been another thrilling episode of ranking Crüe fits…I know I haven’t posted one of these in so long I feel so bad lol. I really want to do more of these because this band as had some…interesting fashion moments in their career and it’s the whole reason I’ve started this account. it’s just really fun having a laugh about these guys.

[themoonofblueside]

it still baffles me that the two main vocals and one main dancer of seventeen created a subunit just for the sake of doing a bit. like instead of combining their slayage and making power ballads/performance heavy songs they said aight we’re hear to cheer people up by being silly gooses and committing to the bit, and by “bit” we mean an actual subunit and our careers