#ACTUAL SLAYAGE

[sevikellsss]

GUYS I CAN DIE HAPPY SEVIKA LIKED MY COMMENT🤣🤣🙌🏾🙌🏾

[idkwhatimdoingbutslay]

I don’t think CaitVi is “be nice to your oppressor, make them feel good about themself and everything will change and be okay”

I think it’s more like “be cordial to your ally/ be kind and understanding to a victim, work to see eye to eye and progress is a better possibility with civility and solidarity”

[wellenklavier]

ive been hired at my favorite museum in the world unmmmmmmmmmm

[stargarland]

i just won tweak of the week world cup it’s an honor

[sunuism]

my boss cancelled my shift at the wonderful hour of right when i’d done my makeup and ate dinner so now i’ll have to post my look or it didn’t happen

[leahthedreamer]

Piper and Paul said we are BACK, a wuthering heights program? GAG

[ignatius-pennyfeather-ix]

the movie preparations have begun

[u3pxx]

i just love izuru kamakura's design sm it is just the edgiest i love it

[dragpinkman]

I want to do a self portrait ive never really done one bc insecure but I want to try it now

[causalityparadoxes]

Ncuti Gatwa SLAYED in the barbie movie

[sevikellsss]

y'all i just found out i got a first class degree???🥳🥳🥳🥳

[c-c-cherry]

Return of the king!!!!!!

For the ask game, you know I’ve gotta ask about the slayage #beachepisode

Hello everyone. I got two asks on this one so it's time for a story. (Ask game in question)

"#slay #beachepisode #reigentraintrauma" is the name of a google doc I created around 5am during Fall midterms last year that I never actually filled. This fic in question was manically story-boarded by myself and my roommate in one all-nighter because we needed a fun little reward during exams (but we apparently found some better reward because we never ended up writing it).

I have looked everywhere and cannot find a SINGLE TRACE OF THIS OUTLINE. This document is EMPTY. But the gist of it is under the cut. Buckle up. Does it still have potential?

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Picture this. A well-needed vacation. An expedition to the wonderful Rice Prefecture. A fantastic view of Mochi Mountain. A vacation home on the beachside of (insert another silly rice-related location I've forgotten). The cast is having a well-deserved holiday.

I can't remember how they even got into this situation. I have vague memories of Teru entering some kind of sketchy sweepstakes that won them this place for a few days? I have no idea. All I know is that it's free, they're all invited, and it's definitely not Reigen's idea.

This is supposed to be a calming vacation, but Reigen just cannot relax about it. For some unknown reason, every fibre of his being is entirely against making this trip, and he can't figure out why.

The cheapest transportation option is so clearly the train (which brings up some iffy memories), but he's been okay on them for the most part. Train trips are fine. There's no reason for him to decline a free vacation when everyone is this excited. He's been fine with this before—he should be fine.

The more veiled problem is this goddamn mountain.

Mochi Mountain is supposed to be one of the region's wonders. Instead, even the idea looms over him incessantly during the days leading up to the trip. The mountain is logically harmless. Beautiful, even. But looking out the train window and over to that towering peak on the way to the vacation spot makes everything click as to why this terrible gut feeling of his is so insistent. If you're familiar with the ova, it's no surprise. The combination unlocks some kind of trigger that he didn't even know was possible. Like, serious alarm bells are ringing. The type that tell him, "You are totally gonna die alone staring at this thing." The trip there is torturous, but he conceals it (for the most part).

When they finally arrive, Reigen finds that this holiday was more than a fatal mistake. That mountain did not stay with the train like in his past experience. In fact, he has a perfect view of it from the beach house's lounge, wrap-around deck, living room, kitchen, and is it really possible for the mountain to be in every single window view he can find?

He doesn't sleep. His silly businessman sparkle is gone. He opts to stay home while Serizawa takes the others out to do stupid tourist things that should have been fun. Even the isolation from staying inside is just as suffocating as a train car. He's the worst vacationer ever, and he hates it.

And worst of all? He can't stop thinking about what might happen on the ride back. The dread of the future completely ruins the whole point of this "relaxing" trip. He spends the rest of his time tailing the others on the beach or sitting off to the side while they all watch TV or play games, doom-scrolling on his phone as it seems like the only thing that distracts him from this weird limbo of anxiety (it is doing a horrible job).

The espers and Dimple start to notice, and someone finally has enough of Reigen being half-present. We couldn't decide on this next part. Do they take his phone and hide it? Does someone go way too far and accidentally drop it into the sea? Or maybe they pull some kind of light-hearted prank on him where they've all disappeared from his peripheral, just waiting for him to notice? Or use their psychic abilities to launch him into the ocean for a quick dip?

Whatever it is, it is definitely the wrong thing to do. Reigen totally loses it. Everything (embarrassingly enough) bubbles to the surface, and he starts to dissolve. His reaction concerns the kids the most, who feel like its totally come out of nowhere. Meanwhile Dimple's like, "jeeeez I'm used to talking Shigeo down, but how am I supposed to do damage control with something like this?"

And…Serizawa? Maybe he has no choice but to step up and take control of a situation he'd typically be a victim of.

All at once, this beach episode is in total shambles!!!

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And……..I can't remember how it ends. Or if it even had an ending. I'm not sure if we thought that far ahead. It's lost to the ages unless we uncover this outline in an archaeological dig. This would be fun to revisit and write up sometime, maybe as a long two-shot. Beach episode with a little twist? Who knows.

Thanks to anyone who stayed around to read this weird draft!

[asmeninas]

Cheryl Blossom and Kendall Roy

Cheryl 🍒💋🍓

First impression: I love that initial montage with Jason and the decision to open the show with such heavy * implications, but really that shot of her on the rocks by sweetwater river crying mascara tears won me over so fucking hard, I was locked in

Impression now: 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Favorite moment: god, where to begin... setting her house on fire... talking to her brother's corpse, mourning cheerleader outfits... as a s5/s6 hardcore stan when she thinks she's the first living saint and has magical powers and then when she does get powers, and ofc this episode one of the greatest slayages of all time // also she has never won a dance-off (she can't dance)

Idea for a story: I'd like to see a Cheryl that wasn't tied down to hugely popular canon gay ship forever across all universes including after death monogamy... I don't even really dislike the ship in question per se but she had too much chemistry with everyone else to be tied down

Unpopular opinion: above is the most unpopular opinion possible... why does she have a child

Favorite relationship: Veronica for fucking, Betty in general

Favorite headcanon: not sure if I have one because I don't think her feelings for Jason are a headcanon I think that's canon. but I think it's funny if she actually did a little magic her entire life

Kendall 🧍🏻‍♂️

First impression: funny actually because I didn't know who anyone was, s1 was just about to finish when I started and my friends on twitter were all starting to watch, and I'd seen Kendall mentioned a bunch by them because we all went on to become kendolls but I didn't know what he looked like, so my FIRST first impression was cringing at his rapping, and then when he gets out of the car it was me going "oh I think this is Kendall!!"

Impression now:

Favorite moment: I was just talking about first impressions so I'll say Austerlitz kitchen scene, the first time we see him high around his family, and because s1 never gets any love in this fandom the I Wanna Dance with Somebody scene from that finale

Idea for a story: this is funny because I have been technically writing a story for several months though it's from another character's pov and will probably never see the light of day... but it's set in the past and it's a lot about expectations and having your future written up for you and things about little fictional heirs that interest me. I don't really have post-canon story ideas because I'm not really that interested in what happens there but Kendall as Shiv is in the hospital giving birth behaving like Dennis in the iasip episode where Dee gives birth is always a very funny image I'd read that fic

Unpopular opinion: Kendall did not in fact Become Logan in the final season of HBO's Succession. (also people misinterpret the now infamous "the poison drips through" line but that's not so much tied to his character)

Favorite relationship: Shiv 1000000000%

Favorite headcanon: people used to have a problem with this headcanon for some reason I don't remember but he's 100% bipolar. I think the objection was that it wasn't bipolar it was substance abuse which is extremely silly. That gleam in his eye is a manic episode babes!!!!

[inyourwildestdreams22]

I can't believe it's 45mins to the show and we don't even actually know she's in Paris (we do cause of course she's going, but she's literally invisible – which makes me think the slay is going to be INSANE)

I mean she's probably getting ready in her hotel so it's easier to hide but I'm so ready for the slayage!!

[she-saved-the-world-a-lot]

S01E08 I Robot, You Jane

Spoiler warning! This post contains spoilers for the TV shows Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel The Series.

Our first robot episode! I know most people have a hard time taking the demon-bot seriously but this one is such campy fun for me. I love how Buffy uses her smarts and the environment to trick the robot to punch a fuse box when she realizes brawn alone won't do. I love meeting Jenny Calendar for the first time! Where does she dangle that corkscrew thing from?? Fritz and Dave are so different from each other and so interesting! For one-shot characters, anyway.

To business, though. What is Moloch's actual threat level? I'm having kind of a hard time classifying this one. By possessing every computer connected to the internet, he definitely had world-ending power (quote Buffy, "access launch codes to our nuclear missiles"), until Giles and Jenny bound it. Once trapped in the machine, it was a fairly routine slayage.

My verdict: Giles and Jenny saved the world. For Buffy, it was just another day in the job.

[lee-sanghyeok]

the kiof girls are so cool it's actually ridiculous like the combined slayage of the four girls cannot be measured on the richter scale