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"Wheels up." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION 16x02 | 'True Conviction'
#paget brewster you are so hot please just one chance#absolutely lethal face card#do you think she knows how hot she is#criminal minds#iām not responsible for the quality of these i was having a rough week okay#emily prentiss#paget brewster#criminal minds gif#criminal minds evolution#cm#cme#cm evolution#cmedit#luthqrs#luthqrsgifs#luthqrscm#crim s16#cm 16x06#true conviction
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#literally what the fuck#can we just talk about this for a second#THIS IS LITERALLY 10000/10 HANDSOME#MAXIMUM HANDSOME#chris evans#Prince Charming level ššššš#NOBODY LOOKS LIKE THIS ANYMORE#ABSOLUTELY LETHAL FACE CARD#why is no one hot anymore
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how am i supposed to focus on anything when rhaenyra looks like THAT
#hotd#house of the dragon#rhaenyra targaryen#absolutely lethal face card#shes so hot#not spoilers#just gay#not writing#kay reacts
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Graham mogson I mean coxon
#face card is absolutely lethal in the last photo btw#he loves a little under the eyelashes stare#graham coxon#blur band#damon albarn#blur
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HOLY FUCKKK HIS HAIR AND HIS DIMPLE??????? this is literally one of his BEST looks whoever did his hair I thank you for your service š«”
#lando norris#f1#formula 1#mclaren#ln4#the hair is killing me#absolute LETHAL face card#HAIR IS HAIRINGGG
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YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY OVER YOU !!
ąØą§Ā -āŗ hey, that boy over there..isn't he the most popular student athlete on campus? how did you two meet, anyway?
pairĀ -āŗ jock/athlete! enhypen x fem! reader | wcĀ -āŗ 3.5k (700 per member) | no warnings! | library
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā LEE HEESEUNG
im gonna sigh dreamily when i say heās most DEF basketball captain.Ā
yes ik i wrote about this in wrong number i dont CARE i will say it with my whole chestĀ
DORK DORK DORK but cute dork with lethal face card. smirks after making yet another basket and winks at you
age old question how tf did yall meet!!!Ā
you pass by the gym and some guy on the way stops to talk to youĀ
like āhey i know you from somewhereā
āyes heeseung we were partners from a project two weeks ago how do you not remember..āĀ
heās embarrassed asf especially because he remembers a lot of peopleās names
after that he wants to be in your good graces and be friends
totally not because he remembered how you did a lot of the work for said project no complaints!!
and he doesnāt want you to rat him out to the teacherā¦ or tell other people heās not friendly
āhey y/n, come to my game? iāll do better if youāre there :)āĀ
you go only because you needed to complete an assignment while you were there at school anywaysĀ
but sometimes youād see him laughing with his friends, or how serious he is on court and woah, heeseung looks cool for once
you wait for him after because you figured he needed you for somethingĀ
āawh, you wanted for me?ā āi could be doing much better things.ā āawh, come on y/n letās get some ice cream! my treat since we get to spend time togetherāĀ
heās annoying but you let him tag around because he doesnāt bother you LOL
more under the cut!
drags you along when he practices alone so he can have some company
you like the company and the white noise too
you definitely doubt if he likes you because he is SUCH A FLIRT but no he DOES! he writes a confession on a basketball and āmissesā so you can catch it
you pass it back without seeing the messageĀ
but heeseung keeps missing and it almost hits you on the head and youāre like ādude you SUCK hello??ā he says āoh lol maybe itās the ballā byee why was he smooth with it!!!!
you check the message and roll your eyesĀ
āif i make this you have to kiss meā you tell him and youāre about to shoot but he picks you up and brings you right next o the next to let you throw it in and then kisses u!!!!
not to be like oh im writing an smau on basketball captain heeseung but.. *tucks hair behind ear*Ā
most definitely tries to be mysterious and cool when youāre datingĀ
dribbles in front of you, trick shots, runs up to you when youāre alone, gives you one kiss between ever basket he makesĀ
teaches you how to play!!!!
ABSOLUTELY lights up when someones mentions you when you two date
āoh yeah my partner in math is ___āĀ
āomg ___?? the love of my life ___??āĀ
you lowk have to drag him away i fearĀ
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā PARK JONGSEONGĀ
baseball captain *faints*Ā
enhypen x mariners and him speaking in englishā¦so you want me DECEASEDĀ
baseball captain jay and you who attends his games because jake aka ur friend on the team knows you have nothing better to doĀ
āi bet you wonāt make it even to five games before buying cotton candyā jake says because you have a MASSIVE sweet toothĀ
you tried really hard because $15 and a burger was on the lineĀ
and you kept coming becauseā¦well there was a cute captain who always knew how to rally his teammates and get them excitedĀ
also great sportsmanship and was super friendly to everyone!Ā
definitely got mad when the umpire makes a wrong callĀ
sharp reaction times. EVEN SHARPER JAW.Ā
of course you stared! of course you were not paying attention to whatever jake was saying about his test after their game..how could you when jay was doing his lopsided smile as his friend pats him on the shoulder from ten feet away??
one time you come early because theyāre practicing on the field and you see jay and jake passing to each other
jay just so effortlessly throwing the ballā¦oh my god
heās just so perfect and jake cheers from the sidelines because he knows his captain pays attention to every single person who has stepped foot on the baseball field iNCLUDING YOU
you come up to jake after the fourth game, showing him you still had your $5 and your tongue wasnāt stained with any blue or pink
jay comes over, arm thrown around jakeās shoulder as he waves and smiles to youĀ
dark hair with a twinge of sweat as he runs a hand through it, pulling it back to place on his capĀ
JAY IN A BASEBALL CAP *faints again*
he walks you out to the parking lot and asks what the $5 in your pocket is for because he keeps seeing you pull it outĀ
you explain your whole bet to him and he nods
next game. before it starts. he gets you cotton candy and makes sure it gets to you somehowĀ
you smile and youāre all giddy when you eat it because thereās a p.j. on the cap and heās just so cuteĀ
jake doesnāt say anything he already knows itās happening between you two.Ā
jay finally writes on a baseball and tells you to catch, and it says āletās dateā and you grab a sharpie and scribble ākiss me firstāĀ
OH YEAH HE WALKS OVER AND KISSES YOU.Ā
soon every game instead of cotton candyĀ itās his baseball cap when itās sunny, his jacket when youāre cold, baseballs with notes on them, and roses for his girlfriend aka youuuuuĀ
jay is such a romantic and he is not afraid to show itĀ
he orders custom jerseys that say jay/n on the back with the day you got together!!!!!Ā
BEST BOYFRIEND EVERRRRRR
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā SIM JAEYUN
rugby player jake but he has dark long hair let that settle inĀ
campus flirt campus playboy but in reality he doesnāt go on dates and nothing really happens past the smiles, heās just super popular
you are also pretty well known! a little flirty but super sweet and your charm and how expressive and open you are with other people is what people like!
and he sees you cheering with your friend who he remembers is dating someone from the team
rugby has no gear so he just runs like no tomorrowĀ
smiling in the sun or determined stare as he talks to his team, you never knowĀ
he yells either in frustration, victory, or defeat, literally will never be silentĀ
so after a game you follow your friend down to the railing and she has her little moments with her boyfriendĀ
and you and jake kind of awkwardly stand there for a momentĀ
he wipes his sweat off with a towel and smiles at you, cracking the iceĀ
āhow long have you had to deal with that?ā he points over to themĀ
you shrug and tell him āhowever long youāve been dealing with itā he laughsĀ
oh wow his smile when heās right in front of you is just so prettyĀ
and his little chuckle as he shakes his head and looks back up at youĀ
āwho do you watch on the field?ā he asks, with a little smirk because he likes youĀ
āwhoever catches my attentionā you tell him also smilingĀ
oh its a CHALLENGE. he will make sure to run on the side of the field youāre watching from, winking at you on the field, ugh just everythingĀ
you come to a party at the end of the season to celebrate and he sees youĀ
āyou came!!ā super happy and makes sure you are next to him all the timeĀ
āy/n you know the teammates, yeah?ā you smile and congratulate themĀ
he leaves to get you a soda/water and jungwon leans inĀ
ājake LOVES to talk about you by the wayāĀ
āyeah he always says how pretty you are in the library or in class, he likes when your friend comes because that means you come with herā
heeseung nods, āsuper into you, no jokeāĀ
jake comes back trying to play it off āwhoās into y/n?āĀ
you poke at his shoulder and smile, āyouā and heās all bashful and gigglyĀ
loves to call himself āy/nās girlfriendāĀ
āsorry, i canāt i have to buy flowers for y/nā āsorry y/n needs me to help her studyā āsorry y/n needs a ride hereā STUCK TO YOUR HIP
ofc he doesnāt abandon his friends but he loves spending time with you :3
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā PARK SUNGHOON
sunghoonās reputation proceeds himācold on the court and just as reserved off of it
ugh heās so annoying, he always has his bag in the same spot as yours and he always is at the water filling station with hos annoying 32oz bottle before you
also hogs that automatic tennis ball throwing machine like how are YOU supposed to practice tennis tooĀ
āhey i need thatā he furrows his eyebrows and shrugsĀ
āi was here firstā āwhat are you twelve????ā sunghoon tells you āget here earlier next time thenĀ
oh yeah. for the next week you ran to the courts everytime to get it before himĀ
one day he sees you and races you to the gates and you beat himĀ
sulkyĀ after as if his career is over
definitely varsity and one of the best, but he never approaches girls after his games
one time you go to a menās game because itās one of the most anticipated of the seasonĀ
its neck to neck, third set with 40-adv, sunghoonās serve
he chases after that ball and sends it over, it barely hits the net and tumbles over, AND HE WINSSSS BRAHHHHHĀ
even if you hate him you will admit that he made the game extremely interestingĀ
you see his friends congratulate him and you notice that he never gets his clothes dirtyĀ
always wears white to practiceāpristine asfĀ
secretly he loves watching you too
even if you hate him for getting on your nerves some days and almost never doing more than bare minimum, you cannot lie and say sunghoon isnāt a huge inspirationĀ
just as you are to himĀ
sunghoon thinks your tenacity and passion for tennis is what makes you so fun to watchĀ
so even if he has homework, he goes to a game of yours and comes down to the court after the gameĀ
bumps your shoulder after, āgood game, y/nā and youāre like ?? āyouāre here?ā and heās sooo nonchalant when he says āof course, i canāt miss a fun game can i?āĀ
thereās a fun mixed doubles tournament for a whole gift basket of things and you come up to himĀ
āhey letās pair upā and he grinsĀ
you two play each other for practice and youāve tied the score so many times youāve lost count
and sunghoonās a little annoying but oh lord heās so attrative??? so maybe he wasnāt THAT annoyingā¦
mixed doubles tourney rolls around and oh yeah. you two win.
you know much he likes natto and you say āhere you take the nattoā he shakes his head āno you eat it all the timeā
you two bicker and you say āfine lets just share it!ā and to your surprise..he opens the package and just mixes it all inĀ
you two sit and share the natto, then he tells you he thinks youāre pretty cool on courtĀ
you raise your eyebrow cuz where is this coming from!! and he rolls his eyesĀ
ānevermind maybe youāre only bright on the courtāĀ
āhey whatās that supposed to mean!!!ā you take the natto and eat all of it LMFAO and then he pouts because noo his natto!!!
you kiss his cheek. itās ok everything is ok now he is a happy boyĀ
āyouāre my matchā you write on a tennis ball pin and he keeps it on his bag like his life DEPENDS on it
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā KIM SUNOO
THE CUTEST VOLLEYBALL SETTER EVERĀ
i hate to be like oh youāve had the fattest crush on him for like two months BUT ITS TRUEĀ
youāre on yearbook and you make an excuse to go see sunoo play!!
you two met when you were at a volleyball game and you told him to smile, but heās one of those guys who says āwait delete that take another one!!āĀ
and ofc you agree, snapping a few cute photos of him
he posts to his social media, tagging you with a cute song saying āthanks photographer :3āĀ
and so you it begins, your small little crush on him..
he loves seeing you at his games, always makes sure to wave to you on the courtĀ
hey so setter sunoo is insanely good at what he doesĀ
so graceful when he places a NASTY setter dump on the other team, a glare shot at one of the other teamās members bad-mouthing him, but a glowing smile as he high-fives all his teammates!Ā
super supportive, and you loveee that about him!! he cares so much about everyone it makes your heart warmĀ
āhere, letās eat together,ā you tell him, and you bring him some noodles you made because he said he was craving someĀ
he smiles at you and sits down, beginning to slurp slurp slurp and SCOREEE he loves itĀ
āthanks y/n, let me treat you some time :)ā UGH DEAD DEADĀ
KIM SUNOO KING OF FLOAT SERVESĀ
huge smile on his face when it lands where it needs to, he loves that feeling of satisfaction and soaks up all of your praise after his games are overĀ
he slips out of practice sometimes to see what youāre doing in yearbook, and heāll take your camera to tell you to smile as he takes pics
someone in your class tells you too to look overfor a photo , so he loops an arm around your shoulders to pull you close and smileĀ
AND OH EM GEE UR LIKE TOTALLY GEEKING OUT OVER IT HELLO??????/Ā
you ask her to print you a copy of it to save in your scrapbook, but sunoo cuts in and asks for another oneĀ
āi like seeing youā DEAD IN A DITCH esp when he smiles at you and then runs off to practice before he gets in trouble
so competitive on the court and it makes him a little sulky when he losesĀ
āargh i did so bad todayā heād tell you, but in your eyes hello kim sunoo could do no wrong!! and you share your snacks while reassuring himĀ
he swears tho, ānooo, i had to look cool for you!ā and youāre tired of hearing him say and do all of these sweet things and straight upĀ
āwhy?ā āwhat do you mean, y/n?ā āwhy do you want to look cool for me?ā āwell i liked you duh!āĀ
but sunoo never wanted to confess, he was too scared he wasnāt good yet at showing you all of his perfect bf traitsĀ
WELL HE THOUGHT WRONG!! heās been perfect from d1 so now he just sneaks in like 40 kisses before every gameĀ
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā YANG JUNGWON
see so jungwon, heās been a little FLIRTY as of recently.Ā
āyou like older guys? but im a younger guy with rhythmā WHAT THE FKSCNHDJFD
whatever. anyways jungwon focuses on badminton like itās a lifelineĀ
hitting birdies in his sleep would be smth he would do if he could, he loves how aggressive he can be in the sport without moving too much, lots of strategy involvedĀ
you come to one of his games because your friend is on the other team, and you want to cheer him on
but jungwon notices youāre literally from his school??Ā
isnāt it weird youāre going to a game for someone on the other teamā¦
so he sets off a planĀ
he goes to you after the game before your friend can
āhey, how come you donāt support anyone on our teamā so straight to the point helpĀ
and you tilt your head in confusion because āwell i donāt know anyone from the team and youāre all scaryā
scary??? jungwon makes it his personal mission to debunk that cuz no one is SCARYĀ
maybe sunghoon but thatās because heās varsity 1 and the best player within 150 miles but whatever
he makes it his mission to wave to you when he sees you and when heās sat next to you in one of your classes heās like yay perfĀ
āyouāre the guy from that badminton game huh?ā āis that a good or bad thingāĀ
you shrug āwhatever you want it to beāĀ
and he asks you to go to his next game but if he wins, you have to support the team and if he losesĀ
and you stare at him like āwtf do i get out of itāĀ
jungwon did NOT think about thatĀ
he promises to buy you a snack afterĀ
and itās free food so you canāt complainĀ
you two talk more and he finds out you used to play badminton before you hurt your ankle and wanted to focus on schoolĀ
so he takes you to practice and gives you one of his expensive rackets
lowk falling in love everytime you laugh and chase the birdieĀ
jungwon pretends to hate chasing after it but heāll still hit it back even if itās out of bounds because he doesnāt want to waste your time picking it up
you two sit down and you tell him how fun it was to be able to play, and how much you missed it from your childhoodĀ
your school holds a small festival where other school athletes go against your team modified lighting roundsĀ
paired with vendors and fun carnival stands, but the main attractions are always the variety of sports to watch
jungwon is one of the representatives from your school but so is your friend from the other school, so itās heated when they play
you tie a ribbon around his racket (curtesy of sunghoon for helping you out) and write a note saying āif you do good ill cheer for youāĀ
AND HE WINS. so you keep your end of the bargain and cheer for him after the game is over, giving him a high five and a hug
he walks with you and asks about what you two are BECAUSE THIS IS A DATE this is date behaviorĀ
āof course i like you won who wouldnātā
letās just say he gives u little kisses all over when you two are alone sigh so cute
ĖąØą§āļ½”Ė ā NISHIMURA RIKI
heās been on the soccer team ever since he was a freshman and even before, retaining his cute features and mischievous personalityĀ
when you became assistant manager you were scared but your brother heeseung was on the team and your mom told you to look after him at schoolĀ
and riki takes after heeseung a LOT when they play and heeseung even goes as far as inviting riki overĀ
so rikiās super good at soccer by the time heeseung leaves, but he also has this small crush on you that heeseungās told you aboutĀ
you just never said anything because you never had a reason to nor were you uncomfortable with itĀ
but junior year hits and riki comes back from winter break with pitch black hair all styledĀ
alsoā¦a lot taller than you. and no more baby fatĀ
and you paid attention to some of it because you saw him for practice, but the hair really did itĀ
during practice he loves to mess with you saying things like ācan you fill up my water y/n pleaseeeeā āno you have two feetā āill win the next game against ____ if you get me waterā āiāll kick you off the team if you donāt wināĀ
he sighs and gets up, glaring down at you and you try not to let his playful stare affect you, but SOMETHING was different something was in the air
if riki doesnāt play good, itās because his team manager aka you is NOT thereĀ
you come back the next day to find out he was sulking and didnāt play super well because you werenāt encouraging him
āgo run a lap, rikiā and HE DOES JUST THAT āgo practice on the field by yourselfā
āhow about you ask me to date you nextā he grumblesĀ
and you HEAR him. loud and clear.Ā
but youāre like agh what if he doesnāt mean it what if heās just jokingĀ
at the next game he does super well and you congratulate the whole teamĀ
yas team hybe eatsĀ
you two are getting ready to go home when he finally brings it up
āyou heard what i said on tuesdayā and you know exactly what he meansĀ
āyep.ā āso why didnāt you say anything backā āi didnāt know if you were being seriousā
he scoffs āy/n when have i ever not been serious about youā Ā
he opens your door even if heās passenger princessĀ
makes fun of you for how much closer you need the wheel to be to drive
YAYYYY Y/NKI IS REAL
he loves to drape an arm around your shoulder walking around schoolĀ
acts as if heās older when you two are literally the same age HELPĀ
reblogs/interactions are appreciated always!
have some shameless self promo for my spiderman!riki fic!
and my upcoming jake fic!
#k-labels#k-films#enhypen#enhypen x reader#heeseung x reader#jungwon x reader#jay x reader#jake x reader#sunghoon x reader#sunoo x reader#niki x reader#enhypen scenarios#enhypen fluff#enha imagines#enha x reader#enha fluff#enha#heeseung imagines#heeseung fluff#riki x reader#jake enhypen#enhypen headcannons#enhypen imagines#lee heeseung x reader#yang jungwon x reader#park jongseong x reader#jaeyun x reader#park sunghoon x reader#nishimura riki x reader
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I was scrolling Pinterest last night and stumbled across these two serving absolutely lethal face cards
#why is this so c*nty oh my god#face card is insane#they look like actual babies in this omg#paget brewster#thomas gibson#emily prentiss#aaron hotchner#criminal minds
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the absolutely LETHAL face card that is s5 merlinā¦ bamf!merlin truthers rise!
#bbc merlin#merlin fandom#merlin bbc#merlin#bamf#bamf merlin#merlin season 5#i will eat him#i cannot emphasize that enough#not kidding#emrys#merlin emrys#bbc emrys#colin morgan#merthur#arthur pendragon#guinevere#morgana#merlin and arthur#arthur x merlin#bradley james
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when worlds collide | jude bellingham x button! reader
summary; after making their their relationship public, jude finally meets jenson
fc; sunday kalogeras
warnings; ?
all works taglist; @goldenmclaren @namgification @c-losur3 @minkyungseokie @lavisenri @ollieshifts
note; requested ! football x f1 fics are my absolute faves to write š«
masterlist !
ā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”ā
ā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”ā
yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; chef y/n reporting for duty š«”] [caption 2; the face of someone who just realized whatās abt to go down at family dinner]
ā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”ā
liked by judebellingham, jensonbutton, and others !
yourusername: jude is finally jenson button approved !
tagged; judebellingham, jensonbutton
judebellingham: wow u are gorjus
yourusername: tank yew š„°
jensonbutton: i cannot understand you kids
judebellingham: meeting the father; ā
yourusername: yay u passedš„°š„°
jensonbutton: what can i say? heās a good kid
yourusername: JENSON APPROVED!ā
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username: OMG WAIT
username: JENSON AND JUDEEEš«
username: y/nās face card is so lethal actually
fernandoalo_official: plays for real madrid, i guess he gets my approval
judebellingham: hala madrid š¤
yourusername: u just wanna b the cool uncle donāt you ? š¤Øš¤Øš¤Ø
fernandoalo_official: well, yes!
username: crazy button genes wow
username: pls i need to see how this went downš
username: F1 ANS FOOTBALL YESSIRRRR
sebastianvettel: when will he meet the godfather next ? š¤
judebellingham: whenever you want šļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ļ潚
yourusername: ( heās a bit nervous )
lewishamilton: hope jenson wasnāt to harsh on you both!
yourusername: oh come on, lewis, we all know he tried to be intimidating š he dropped the act after 2 mins š
username: whenās worlds collide !!
ā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”ā
ā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”āā Ėļ½”āąØā”ą§ā Ėļ½”ā
#football smau#footballer x y/n#football social media au#football x reader#footballer x reader#football player x reader#football imagine#football imagines#football scenarios#football one shot#jude bellingham smau#jude bellingham social media au#jude bellingham x reader#jude bellingham scenarios#jude bellingham imagine#real madrid x reader#real madrid scenarios#f1 x reader#formula one x reader#jenson button x reader
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See i always thought TROP went the Elrond is sunshine and daisies route but then they surprised me with No This Is A Petty King and I went hell yeah!!
Like wdym he went and shouted at Galadriel and fucked off into a waterfall (should not have been surprised. Itās in his ancestry to do as such) and then quite literally tattled to CĆrdan like a child that Heyyyy your little shit of an adopted sonā i mean High Kingā is making a terrible decision because they Refuse To Listen To Me.
And then the rest of the show is just his life Falling Apartā¢ and going I F*cking Told You So, and being genuinely petty about it to literally everyone (Read: Galadriel), and then going into war serving lethal face card and swordsmanship, and proceeding to go absolutely feral in defending literary scrolls that heād literally offer His AND Gil-Galad his HIGH KINGās life in exchange for it.
Like yeah I fear this is indeed accurate to Elrond Peredhel descending into madness over everyoneās stupidity. Curly haired, young, feral ankle-biter Elrond Peredhel aka THE Half-Elf.
#for those wondering if they should give this show a shot this is it:#elrond tweaking out 70% of the show#he is so petty in s2 it makes me so happy#heās exploding mindbeams at Galadriel 60% of s2#THIS is the elrond we did get#its hilarious#trop#lotr#rings of power#lord of the rings#elrond#elrond peredhel#šŖ² ; trop#šŖ² ; lotr#šŖ· ; wish.txt
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Hey lovely!! Once again have been binging your page, and I saw you mentioned the lack of sirius in your request and I had this idea the other day! So itās been like the longest day of classes and reader comes back completely slumped like ready to sleep a thousand years and sirius comes in to see her snuggled up in bed, his sweater on, and knocked out cold. Then he is all soft and wipes off her makeup (because half the time I fall asleep with it on and wake up w mascara smudges) and reader wakes up full of sleepy mumbles to sirius. Preferably female reader but if your more comfortable with neutral obviously do what youāre more comfortable with! Much much love to you and your writing š¤š¤
Hi sweetheart, thanks for requesting!! Much much love to you back :)
Sirius Black x fem!reader ā” 895 words
Sirius very nearly sits on you.Ā
He thought you were out and was planning on waiting in your room for you to get back, but now he sees the evidence of your presence: your bag discarded in a heap by the door. Youāre hardly more than a sliver of forehead and the tips of curled fingers sticking out from under the bedspread. He reroutes the second he sees you, straightening from his near-sit and biting his tongue to contain a curse. Your breathing is heavy and whistles slightly on the way in. Youāre out cold.Ā
Siriusā heart feels unbearably tender in the way it often does around you. He swears, when he gets like this even a toothpick would be a lethal weapon against him. Heās a boy made of mush.
He pulls the bedspread down so you donāt smother yourself, revealing your lovely face with tiny smudges of mascara caked under both eyes. And the collar of the sweater heād found missing last week, the one youād claimed to know nothing about. Sirius has every right to be angry about that. At least ostentatiously indignant, as is often his preference for dealing with your rare offenses. But the sight of you makes him more fond than is reasonable. Youāve pulled his sleeves down so only your fingers peek out, and the collar is all scrunched up under your cheek, and Sirius is fucked.Ā
He is absolutely, totally fucked. Thereās just absolutely no way heās got enough room in his heart for this much love. It very well might kill him.Ā
He keeps moving to give his heart something more productive to do. Youāll wake up feeling frustrated and extra lethargic if your eyelashes are sticky with mascara, and Sirius knows your routine well. He finds the supplies in your cabinet and barely breathes as he swipes the makeup remover over your skin with careful fingers, wiping away the traces of your day. It had to be a long one, to send you so deeply into sleep before the sun has even finished setting. The dying light illuminates your face while Sirius works. He tells himself itās good for practical purposes as well as just making you look especially lovely. He can have both.Ā
Your eyes take the most persistence, and thatās when you start to rouse.Ā
āItās just me,ā Sirius says softly when your hand twitches up as if to feel for his wrist. āYou fell asleep with your makeup on.āĀ
āOh.ā You relax impossibly further under his touch, voice breathy and dulled by sleep. āThanks.āĀ
āAnytime, gorgeous.ā He gets the last of the mascara off but isnāt ready to be done touching you, brushing the back of his forefinger along your hairline. āWhatās done you in so early, huh?āĀ
Your eyes open for a moment, like you want to make sure heās really there, before closing again. A pinch appears between your brows. āHeadache,ā you mumble. As if remembering your misery, your head sinks into his sweater like a chrysalis.Ā
Siriusā brows pinch too, though your eyes arenāt open to witness his sympathy. āIām sorry, lovebug. Did you take something already?āĀ
You hum in unhappy affirmation.Ā
āHasnāt kicked in yet?āĀ
A halfhearted huff. āOr itās not really helping.āĀ
He cards a hand through your hair, rewarded when the tension in your features eases slightly. āIām sure it will, weāve just got to give it time. Anything else I can do to help?āĀ
āNot really.āĀ
āOh, come on, sweet thing.ā Heās wheedling, covering a tad of desperation with a good heaping of teasing. āYou know, Iāve been told that just looking upon me can cure a myriad of ailments. Iām likeāwhat do the muggles have? Their god-human guy.āĀ
You crack an eyelid, the dryness of your expression undermined by a twitch of your lips. āAre you saying youāre Jesus?āĀ
āIām saying that Iāve been told Iām sort of like Jesus,ā Sirius corrects you with a grin. He rubs at a nonexistent smudge of makeup on your cheekbone. āSo thereās got to be something I can do for you.āĀ
You release a great, heaving sigh, like your boyfriend is really asking a lot of you. But when you look up at him, thereās a familiar shyness there. āDo you wanna just lie with me for a bit?āĀ
āBaby.ā The teasing leaves Sirius immediately. He softens like dough in your hands. āOf course I do.ā He shucks off his shoes before shuffling out of his pants, knowing your rules about outside clothes in bed trump your occasional bashfulness when it comes to nudity. Thereās nothing sexual about this anyway. You tuck into Sirius as soon as heās close enough, and he brings his arms around you protectively, one banded around your ribs and the other curved over your shoulders so he can cup the back of your head. āDonāt be silly,ā he whispers with faux malice, kissing your hair. āI always want to do whatever youāre doing. Are we going back to sleep?āĀ
āMaybe,ā you hedge, but Sirius can already hear your voice stretching. Youāre slipping away even as your head eases closer to him, your breath tickling his collarbone.Ā
He tries to match your languid tone to help along the process. āSounds good, gorgeous. Iāll be here if you need anything.āĀ
Your reply is barely audible, but Siriusā heart warms nonetheless. āI know you will.āĀ
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DREAM GIRL
CHARLES LECLERC
summary ā
: charles decides to take a page out of justin bieber's book. let's see how that works out for him.
category ā
: smau.
notes ā
: disregard all times and dates, they don't matter. all spelling mistakes are intentional. everything is fake and unrealistic but thank you delusion. terrible flirting and the usual type of jokes/language you see on the internet.
me basically:
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youruser so proud of ļ¹«yourbestfriend, she absolutely killed it and even took some cool pictures of mešš„ new video coming š
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yourbestfriend thank you for coming my loveš
youruser alwaysš
yourbestfriend it's not hard when you have such a gorgeous subject
youruser thank yewww
user6 stunning š
user12 you look amazing and ļ¹«yourbestfriend did fantastic!
user89 THE DRESSš¤©
youruser i knowww, it's from meshki
user3 you're a beauty
user62 i need to know where the dress is from š
youruser it's from meshki !
user56 can't wait to stare at the screen for the next few hours
user47 isn't her videos usually like 20~45 minutes?
user56 i know what i said
user1 oh !
user9 she did her big oneš
user11 pretty!
yourfriend serving face and body
youruser š¤š¤š¤
user24 face card is lethal
user61 ļ¹«charles_leclerc
user60 ā¤ļøš„
user77 can we get a little commotion for the dressš£ļøš£ļø
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charles_leclerc who is she? if anyone knows, please tag her.
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user4 nah, this guy
user26 this is crazy.
user92 WHAT IS GOING ON ?!!?!!
user5 is this real? like am i actually seeing this?
user15 he's got to have been hacked
user25 ain't no way
user13 actively going insane thanks to this actually.
user8 giving me flashbacks to december 8th, 2015
user14 i've got ptsd š
user10 from what? the war?
user49 bros acting like they were in a warš
user8 it was a tough time to be a jb fan š
user3 IM CRYING
maxverstappen1 is this who we are, is this what we represent??
user3 max is donešš
charles_leclerc i said i had a plan, not that it was a good one mate
user1 wish it was me he's looking for
user45 that's me!
user86 in your dreams maybe
user58 get over yourself<3
user20 ļ¹«youruser
user67 She's so pretty, I want to cry
user76 she's so pretty, i want her
user48 ^^two types of people
user93 my brother in christ, stand up!!!
user50 BRO FORGOT HE'S FAMOUSšš„š£ļø
user07 he's just like me fr
user84 mans is moving madš¢
user100 this is embarrassing
user34 think im gonna be sick
user30 don't be so dramatic
user51 i don't blame her
user70 she's obviously the prettiest girl everš
user68 ļ¹«youruser !
user97 that's me !
user59 I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now
user31 side eye
user29 who is she? she's stunning
user40 why is my fav youtuber in this picture
user46 iconic actually
user17 I know we can't see her face clearly, but she's serving
user21 i know her!
user37 what's her ļ¹«
user21 it's ļ¹«youruser, i follow her
user101 i want harry styles to do this but with me
user88 me too lol
user65 this is down bad behaviour
user201 thanks for ruining my day š
user248 it's giving wattpad vibes
user119 charles, look at me, this isn't you, think about the kids
user996 i was genuinely scared this was a hard launch
user123 alexa play that should be me
user8 how ironic
user147 ļ¹«youruser
user313 that's my girlfriend ļ¹«youruser
user05 praying for this girl cause the toxic charles fans, yikesš¬
user000 gonna be delusional and pretend it's me š
user128 see i was so excited when i saw the notif and now i'm just š
user01 i cried when i saw this post btw
user306 imagine he posted a pic of asking who u are ļ¹«user43
user43 pls i would cry
user61 ļ¹«youruser
user007 idk and idc
user400 this is me if you even care
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youruser hello new people, where'd y'all come from?
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yourbestfriend do you not check your notifications or...
youruser you know i don't
user245 girl...
user4 im in love with you lol
user500 just came from ur yt video, i'm so glad you had fun at the event!
user16 so this is the girl my husband is leaving me forš„²
user04 charles leclerc in her likesššš ooh i'm sick
user287 then you're not gonna like this... he's flirting w her
user04 just fell to my knees in despair
user61 so real for that last slide
user56 prettyš
youruser tysm pretty girlš¤
user791 charles mfing leclerc posted you!?!!!
user792 charles mfing leclerc liked!!
user793 charles mfing leclerc commented!!!
friend3 let's kiss š
youruser š©š¾āā¤ļøāšāš©š¾
user005 i too wish to kiss all the pretty girls
user800 idk what's going on rn but i loved your latest video, you and yourbestfriend were so cute and seeing you guys backstage together was sooo wholesome
user494 the part where they saw each other and started hyping each other up was my favourite
use712 her looking up a makeup tutorial 2 hours before she had to leave was so me
user55 he's in her likes y'all!
user942 thanks bud, i would never had noticed without u
user039 oh so she's dumb and ugly š
user44 and you're bitter and jealous...
user91 CHARLES LECLERC KNOWS YOU EXIST
use222 I wanna kiss you too š
user777 personally, i came from yt
user420 hi *louder than everybody else*
user311 what lip liner are you wearing babes?
youruser ļ¹«makeupbymario brown lip liner : )
user42 need a makeup tutorial!!!
charles_lerclerc my fault š§āāļø
youruser i'll let it slide cause you're cute
charles_leclerc you think i'm cute? giggling, kicking my feet
youruser and blushing?
charles_leclerc mhmm, yeah
user0 THEY'RE FLIRTING!!!!
user456 deffo flerting
user942 YEAH?!???!!!!
user011 you guys know dms exist right???
user0 damn, i wanted to see this play out more š
user811 chill, my man is on this app
user35 she a baddie she know she a ten
user555 face card is never declining š
user411 do i want to date you or be you?
user87 so real!
user05 so we all saw them flirt right?
user942 yesš
user28 STAY AWAY FROM HIM
user69 GET A JOB (directed to you user28)
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youruser day(s) n night(s)
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user103 nottt her trying to be sneakyš
yourbestfriend am i seriously losing you to a MAN???
youruser 'm always urs pooksš
yourbestfriend tell loverboy that
user656 charles' new nickname is š„
user48 the way charles was here in the first few minutes of her postingš
charles_leclerc et le prix de la plus belle fille te revient [and the award for the most beautiful girl goes to you]
youruser merci beau garƧon
user12 Them speaking French to each other is all that I'm thinking about rn.
user707 A YT MAN?!?!?! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!
user349 wish she was calling me a beautiful boy š
use117 i see you 4th slide, studious queenš¤§
user824 charles try not to be a simp challenge
user107 level : IMPOSSIBLE
user41 ļ¹«user23 50 quid that's charles
user23 do you think i'm stupid?
user41 do you want an honest answer or?
user23 do you want to tell me your lastest test score or?
user41 ...
user23 yeah that's what i thought
user662 noooo pls don't be who i think it is
user35 she a baddie with her baddie friend(s)
user723 okay but the lashes ateš
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user991 this is so weird, why are you posting him?
user75 you don't even know if that's him and you're already being defensive over a man who don't want you or even know you exist? don't pmo. get off her page!!!
user940 me whenš
user129 what about us?
user130 what about everything we've been through
user329 who is that man girl
user477 so are we just gonna ignore charles' comment or...
user452 just made me even more sure that it's him
user02 pretty girl<3
user170 if my future boyfriend don't bring me flowers on the first date, i don't want himš
š½āāļø
user244 we get it, for some reason charles leclerc wants youš
user311 ugh,,, the lip look always eats
user710 real, I'm obsessed
user536 is that charles?
user537 be serious, that is not happening
user539 ok šš
user536 i actually can't be sirius, he's dead. hope this helpsš
user863 imagine that's not him and we're all just being crazy
user37 if that's not him, he's probably crying
user11 shittt, I would too, look at her
user29 he's probably the guy in the photos
user163 we all saw that interview right? it's definitely him
user288 yass, he looked so cute
user565 enough about charles, can we focus on how pretty she and her friends are??
user479 10s across the board fr
user504 I thought you were for the girls š
user716 i'm calling it now, that's a date w leclerc
user231 you look stunning š
user406 anyone noticed how he liked? he wouldn't do that if she went out on a date with someone else right?
user410 only everybody with eyes?
alex_albon yeah, no, he would be sobbing in a corner if that wasn't him
user410 ARIANA (Alex) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
use535 so he couldn't have fumbled, right....
user534 well...
user210 alex is just here to create chaos and honestly, i respect that
user73 please don't post your man againš
user66 real!!! i come here to see you not himš„²
user711 love to see women getting treated right š
user385 slide 6 made me sick to my stomach
user858 he brought her flowersš«
user132 PLEASE DON'T BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
user705 that HAS to be him
user701 you never know, sometimes he is his own worst enemy
user898 did NOT š«ā like this
user999 what if this was my last straw
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allthingsleclerc local (monƩgasque) man seen out with mystery woman who sources claim is yn
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user624 why is she still serving while blurred
user210 liked by pierregasly š«£
user833 charles' friends are exposing him š
user0 that's definitely ļ¹«youruser
user04 serving cunt and he's there ig
user547 just becoz it's blurred doesn't mean you can't tell that it's her
user622 he looks miserable, he doesn't like herš
user595 what? are you of sound mind?
lunavrse pls don't look too closely at the picture š“
user923 What's the square root of 64?š
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user700 they're just minding their business, why can't y'all do the same?
user674 it's a public place
user700 āļøš¤ it's a pUbLIc PLaCe
user103 no bc they're lowk matching š
user933 it's so overšš
user72 that's so cuteš„° who wants to have a sleepover on the highway with me?
user33 that could just be a coincidence?
user172 i actually don't care but THAT DRESS, i need to know where she got it from
user32 oh ! i didn't realise that she was actually his type
user79 ... i wish there was a side eye emoji
user18 oh that's not-
user32 nonono in a sense that he usually dates like brunettes
use499 wdym, 'm pretty sure she is brunette?
user03 we know what you meant lol
user270 wish i could live in delusion
user320 he's probably paying for everything š
user419 and? he's literally a millionaire, if he wants to spend his money on his (alleged) girlfriend let him. it's not your money
user232 girl, pipe down
user890 I don't see the problem?
user52 why do you assume that? do you know her financial situation? or you a close friend of either of theirs who knows what's going on? if the answer to these questions are no, shut the fuck up, thanks<3 peace and light to you.
user562 try not to say mother
user587 [failed]
user612 Why can't she stay away from him?
user258 why can't you mind yr business?
user718 first picture of them out together and they look great
user106 her rn: damn i'm the only bitch serving cunt herešš omgš i'm so embarrasseddššš
user211 she should be at the club, not on gossip pagesš
user261 fuck she looks too good, i wanna kms
user211 real
user586 took a social media break and came back to thisš great !
user404 i wanna say parentsš¤
user648 this actually made my day
user446 Gonna sleep on the tracks tonightš„°
youruser and you're kenough for meā¤ļø
charles_leclerc thank you barbie !
most beautiful barbie everā¤ļø
landonorris this ken's job is simp
charles_leclerc you'd be a simp too if you could actually date such a stunning woman but you can't š«¶
landonorris you're a cruel, cruel man
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youruser me gusta la maršļø
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yourbestfriend wish i was on a boat right nowš
youruser i literally invited you and you said no?
yourbestfriend i have to face unimaginable horror (work)
user12 that boat looks familiar
yourbestfriend you look stunning babesš
youruser tysm, means the most coming from uuu pookie š
use501 forget about charles and give me one(1) chance pls
charles_leclerc me gustas tĆŗ
user779 SCREAMING
user784 chill, it's a song lyric
user779 yeah but have you heard the song???
charles_leclerc gorgeous view, and the sea looks good too i suppose
youruser my view was much better but thank you<3
charles_leclerc i doubt that. je pourrais te regarder pendant des heures sans jamais me lasser. [i could look at you for hours and never get bored]
user055 someone is coming for your smooth operator title ļ¹«carlossainz55
user964 Charles Rizzclerc???
yourbestfriend she's screaming btw
youruser no i'm not
yourbestfriend then why do i have a vn of you screaming?
charles_leclerc š
user96 it's quietš¤... no back talk
user71 stay focused my brothers, we must stay focused
user53 i am looking respectfully, i promise
user131 when will someone tell me the things he says to herš
user677 everytime you post a picture my jaw drops
yourfriend oh my gorgeous coco butter melanated caramel skinned goddess, please notice mešš¾
youruser oh you've got jokesš¤Ø
yourbestfriend GOODBYEš im showing this to ur man
yourfriend you really thought you did suttinš¤£ he knows who he's datingš
user22 I would sacrifice my favourite duck plushie for just one chance to be in your presence šāāļø
youruser that's so sweet yet so disturbing pls keep your plush safe
user22 Yes queen, whatever you say š«”
user803 if you look close enough, you can see me drowning myself in the ocean š¤
user70 forget vroom vroom boy n give a g(ay)irl a chanceš«
user312 charles in his simp era
use314 love to sea it
user312 that's a terrible pun and i hate that i laughed
user2 you know who has a boat??? charles
user057 the way that you're actually glowing in theseš«
user717 i love the hat, it just kinda brings the whole thing together
lilymhe you look amazing! and i love the bikini!
youruser tysmš«¶š¾ i love u!!!
user742 a friendship i never knew i needed
user335 Since when did Lily and Yn know each other??
user386 since they're both wags, it only makes sense
user360 but yn's not a wag
user386 yet
user109 hi lol
user634 her body is teaaa
user7 did someone say body-ody-ody-ody
user19 he can do so much better than you
user482 I know you want him but I can be so much better than him in so many ways, I swear, please please please please *begs excessively*
user888 Does Charles have her post notifications on or what?
user938 i'd say yes cause how else would he like her posts so fast
user064 the swimsuit is everythinggg
user229 it's giving hot girl summer ā±ļø
user177 i could start a whole new ocean with the amount of tears i've cried
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charles_leclerc me gusta el viento
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user905 he knows exactly what he's doing
user200 Not him having the exact same meal picture as her
user080 let's talk about the matching captions
user621 most beautiful man I've ever seen
youruser me gustas tĆŗ
user331 Y'ALL ARE NOT SLICK
user331 in fact, you're both so sick for playing with us like this
user774 we know you like the wind, we've seen your hair
user405 jajajaja
user607 okay, you might have nibbled with this a little
user775 jail!!! do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
user379 what she said wasn't even that bad nor untrue
youruser now THIS is a view. tu as ta place au louvre avec toutes les autres grandes Åuvres d'art. (you belong in the louvre with all the other great works of art)
charles_leclerc oh ! thank you, i am so normal about you and this comment
pierregasly great, now he's glitching and going crazy in the group chat again
user2 AGAIN?!?
alex_albon spoiler alert ā ļø he was not normal about this
user125 who blames him? not me. instead, i am insanely jealous
user457 WHY ARE THEY BOTH BREAKING OUT INSANE LEVELS OF RIZZ?
user508 oh he's so fineļæ½ļæ½
user933 the matching captions and matching replies,,, god I'm NOT your strongest soldier
user36 yesss king, give us beach!!!!
user078 well, boat but yes!!!
user649 he said im speeding up the soft launch
user573 by 0.25x speed
user649 at least it's something?
user378 honestly i will take these crumbs instead of absolutely nothing
user269 i LOVE crumbs š¤¤ mmhmmš
user120 is really considered a soft launch when they make comments like THAT?
user801 someone sedate me, im unwellš¤
user903 he's trying to thirst trap us into ignoring the 4th slide
user754 well it's workingš«
user028 charles!!! te amo š
user753 gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure like a rat/mouse with a giant block of cheese
user136 One like and I'll drown myself.
user112 why did you like itš¤Ø
user136 Damn Nessa, mind ur businessš, why did YOUš«µš½ like it?
user388 them posting sea/boat pics on the same day? THEY'RE TOGETHER
user33 hear me out, it could be a coincidence
user388 *shakes you violently* HOW MANY COINCIDENCES DO YOU NEED
user770 i think we're focusing a little too much on the wrong thing here
user911 if i said what i was thinking, i'd be banned from this app.
user762 can't wait to see you at the next race! praying for a podium finishš!
user63 Who are you taking pictures of Charles???
user894 Gee that's a tough one/s
user720 he didn't really think we'd ignore the 4th slide
user402 i am here to do some good ole fashion SLUT shamingš£ļøš¢
user309 Love them trying to out-compliment each other
user61 he has such a gorgeous smile
user7 actual post of you and ļ¹«youruser when?
user633 nobody wants to see that
use105 speak for yourself
user708 šš
user808 i don't know who's luckier, her or him
user809 both, both is good
user007 hope you're having fun destroying my heartšš
user169 charles please, please, do you need a dog because i swear i can bark. in fact i am barking and drooling violently rn
user196 you really get me
user45 he's taking pictures of me y'all š«¶š¼
user502 š„µš„
user19 you can do so much better than her, i promise
user67 i cried a little when i saw your post of her was still up
user64 I feel like a Victorian manā¢ seeing a woman's ankle for the first time šµāš«
user664 feeling like how teachers think boys feel when seeing a girl's shoulders
user325 don't forget to keep applying sunscreen!
user04 he's so pretty, i'm sick to my stomach.
user758 he tryna kill people i swear
user99 honestly, i think he looks so at peace/happy and i'm grateful for that
user74 you're honestly ruining my life by not being mine ššš
user981 that looks like too much food for 1 person
user523 that's because im with himš¤
user296 screaming, crying, throwing up, banging my head against the wall, wailing like a banshee.
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user39 just fell to my knees in a Walmart
youruser this is not the soft launch we agreed on mon bijou
charles_leclerc just wanted to show you off mon ange
youruser oh !
user505 ALL MINE BY BRENT FAIYAZ!??!! oh it's really over š
landonorris can't even get picture creds for the 4th slide
user444 you didn't even get a reply š everybody point š«µš¼ and laugh
landonorris just looked at your bio and it says ln4, i really is your own fansš
user528 can't believe she invented green š®āšØ
user553 them in the photobooth, fuck, is it hotš„µš„µ in here orrr
youruser who is she???
charles_leclerc oh you know, just the love of my life
youruser kicking my feet, smiling SO hard right now. je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime.
charles_leclerc je t'aime encore plus mon angeā¤ļø (i love you even more my angel)
user378 The launch we've been waiting for
user957 the way they're looking at each other, parting my hair with a knife š¤Ŗ
youruser you're obsessed with me
charles_leclerc well, yes! am i not supposed to be??
user39 no shame in admitting it, i respect thatš¤·š½āāļø
user291 serving cunt like she got a master's degree in cuntology from servington universitea
user239 charles, can you fight because i feel like i'm gonna steal your girl
charles_leclerc ... you have five seconds to delete thisš
user805 If I speak...
user806 charles would probably block you
user575 charlessss i can make you happier, trust me
youruser no, i don't think i will
user575 my bad girl, didn't think you'd see this.
maxverstappen1 you guys are so sickening, please get a room
charles_leclerc who even invited you???
youruser wow max, i thought you liked us
maxverstappen1 YOU DID
maxverstappen1 not enough to watch you both be so touchy sorry
yourbestfriend my stunning girlš
charles_leclerc i think you mean, MY girl
yourbestfriend i'm not arguing with you, ļ¹«youruser please come get your man
youruser i think 'm gonna stay out of this...
user332 when will someone post me to my fav brent faiyaz songš«¤
user333 manifesting getting posted to stay down šÆļøšš¾šÆļøšš¾šÆļøšš¾
user334 my wedding song frfrš©
user018 why did daddy's home start playing š
user12 FINALLY
user618 is your girlfriend single?
charles_leclerc read that first part again for me
user466 KHCJTSURS 5HE HARED LAWNCH
user540 not one word spelt correctly, open the schools!!!
user843 who is cutting onionsšš???
user785 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM
charles_leclerc feeling really blessed šš»
user912 this is so unserious š
user440 love love love š
user54 love a black woman from infinity to infinity!!!
user113 in the words of dove cameron, i could be a better boyfriend than him. trustšš¾
user53 NOOOO YN come back to meeee!!!
charles_leclerc i think she's good here, next to me
user17 can't breathe!!!
user17 hottest gf alive
user17 she looks too good i can't breathe š«
user27 showed this to my therapist and she's finally gonna let me kill myself
user065 to be shown off like this,,, i beg
pierregasly the fact that we were together in the last slide...
charles_leclerc but is this a friend group hard launch?
user513 call this hard launch an ugly twink the way it cannot be topped
use488 CALL IT WHAT NOWš¤š¤
user83 the wording is CRAZY
user48 not Charles beefing with everyone in love w his girlšš
user259 just bought a whole house with the 1st pic. her face card is insane
user613 kissin the screenš
charles_leclerc kissing herš©š¾āā¤ļøāšāšØš»
youruser ok that's enough
user613 oooohhhh you got scolded š«µ
user6 LETS GO TO PARISš
user084 the audacity to use that emoji, ijbol
user40 i hate you
user40 i'm sorry that was jealousy speaking, so happy for youā¤ļø
user069 i - no words
user675 charles, I heard she throws rocks at orphans
charles_leclerc i'm not an orphan but she can hit meš
arthur_leclerc NO SHAMEš
youruser i do not throw rocks at children, ļ¹«charles_leclerc hi
user675 yeah, i lied but he's something...
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user73 didn't i say don't post your man š„²
charles_leclerc who is that guy?
youruser he's just this guy i'm hopelessly in love with
charles_leclerc he's very luckyā¤ļø
youruser we both areā¤ļø
user23 we all know who it is girlš¤£š¤£š¤£
charles_leclerc i can't believe you didn't post a single picture of me where my face is visible šŖ
youruser i hate you, you know we agreed on the soft launch
charles_leclerc you hate me? so enemies to loversš
youruser š¤¦š¾āāļø
user704 she's so mean to him, what does he even see in her
user202 you know there's this thing called banter and he's a grown man who can make his own decisions?
user525 can't wait for the future videos of her at any of the grand prix races
user4 he's got a grip on you in every picture i've seen of y'all together so far, like chill lil bro, she's not gon run awayš¤£š¤£š¤£
user206 he's actually just like me bc if she was my girl...
yourbestfriend the best launch because we don't have to see his face
user180 ur so real ily
yourbestfriend jokes, but I'm happy for you bothš
youruser love youš
user16 i'm soš happyš for youš bothš
user444 lover gyal era!
user407 must be nice to young, sexy and in love
youruser it really isš„°
user350 do y'all need a third, a dog, a maid, or anything really because i can do it all!
user110 shattered.
user12 feeling giddy asf like i'm the one who got postedšµāš«
user61 you two look great togetherš
youruser thank you aoifeš¤
user61 you KNOW MY NE?$?$?_? SHE KNOWS MY NAME JEJEJEJ IM SCREAKING
user08 lord, i see what you've done for others šš¼
user940 when will it be me.(with you)
charles_leclerc never, not even in the next thousand lifetimes š¤£
user838 CHARLES???
user839 OHMYDAYS?!?!
user516 the rope in my backyard looks so tempting
user133 I love k. so much
user48 feet? for free? in this economy?
lilymhe leave him for me, let's run away togetherš
youruser packing my bags šļø
charles_leclerc ļ¹«alex_albon please come get your girlfriend
alex_albon lily... what is this
lilymhe as the saying goes, never let your boyfriend stop you from finding your wife
charles_leclerc NOT MY GIRLFRIEND THO
youruser boooo tomato tomato tomato i'm throwing tomatoesš
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charles_leclerc mon ange???
user909 lily was cooking āØļøš³
user102 remember everyone, he is NOT a mountain, he CAN be moved!
user00 Donatella VERSACEš
user6 i love the eiffel tower
user315 because you're parisian, right????
user57 i don't think that's the reasonšš
user510 do you want another boyfriend?
user204 i just think it really weird that you're not posting his face when he literally posted multiple pictures of you on his account, like what are you hiding?
user832 i think it's weird that you don't know how to mind your own business? like it's crazy that you think you're entitled to a reason. this is her account to do what she wants with it, even if she posted him, you'd complain. so please, just shut up.
user278 not my boyfriend having the audacity to steal my girlfriend from meš«¤
user98 honestly if I looked like her, i would not know how to act
user122 facts
landonorris what is with you and your boyfriend not giving credit for pictures i take???
youruser this isn't about you right nowš«¶š¾
user444 at least you got a response this time
landonorris again, for someone who has ln4 in their bio, you sure like to bully me
user444 you think this is bullying? i can actually bully you if you want
landonorris no, i'm goodšš»
user303 that one girl was right about you liking the wind a lil too much
user926 yeah this is cute and all but can i land this backflip off a cliff?
user376 those flowers are so pretty š¤š
user401 driving home in the wrong lane tonightš¤£
user527 the way i was right the whole time and now my friend owes me money š„°
user830 you guys are such a cute couple
user010 this would have been such a good soft launch dump of we didn't see his hard launch š
youruser added to their story.
user09 posting a man to MITSKI?! oh it's serious, ur actually down horrendous
yourbestfriend hard launching on ur story when you soft launched in a post is crazyyyyš¤£š¤£
youruser hard launching when i see a ring š¤
nah, im kidding but if they want to see him, go to his profileš¤·š¾āāļø
yourbestfriend IKTR š
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user215 now my man's gonna expect me to post him on my story like thisš but i forgive you queen š
landonorris finally made it in a post!
youruser finally you can stop complaining š«¶š¾
landonorris why are you and charles so mean to me
youruser because you deserve it, hope this helpsšš¾
francisca.cgomez double dating with you was so fun! can't wait to do it again š
youruser yes! gonna go bother charles to make plans for another one soon š
user121 the sun drawing around ur eyesš„² crying, that's so effin cute
yourfriend not you being all sentimental with the daniel caesar song AND the puzzle pieces
youruser damn, can't even do something niceš§š¾āāļø see if i post you again
yourfriend you're so dramatic pookie
user531 the bear and the flowerss, please where can i get man like thatš
user479 so many gorgeous girlsš„°
user06 glad you're surrounding yourself with people who make you happy and bring out this lovely light š¤
yourfriend2 when the plans finally make it out the group chatšš¾š
youruser love that for usš¤§ but i swear getting stuck in that elevator made me reconsider all my decisions leading up to that moment
yourfriend2 the 1st hour wasn't that bad tho
yourfriend3 we will never be freeš
youruser please shut upšš
yourfriend3 no bc you didn't listen when dr umar said "SNOW BUNNIES NEVAš
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youruser i do not see itš§š¾āāļø
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: halfway through making this i went "hmm, this should be a lando smau" but then i continued doing this. it posted like 5 times which freaked me out and was supposed to be done ages ago but yeah. also french is from deepl. enjoy.
#lunavrse writes(?)ā#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc instagram au#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc social media au#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 instagram au#f1 smau#f1 social media au#instagram au#smau#social media au
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THE LETHAL FACE CARDā¦?????
Anyway I think ppl liked the last one so I have some Shoto x female reader headcanons for u :D
The slightly nsfw ones are aged up headcanons so minors DNI !!!
SWEET/CUTE
- Gives the best comfort hugs. Heās warm on his left side as well so it just adds to it. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, heās there.
- Loves giving you forehead kisses and pecks that go up from your collarbone to your jawline. Heād leave sweet marks on your neck sometimes. But heād do it affectionately, you know?
- Isnāt good at cooking but if youāre ever on your period and youāre craving something, heās go out and get it for you. (Might threaten Katsuki or Sato into making it but thatās a last resort) He would also reassure you constantly that he doesnāt mind and understands that periods are completely normal. He also uses his left hand as a heating pad for your belly if you ever get cramps <3
- Heās very accommodating. Heāll sleep on whichever side of the bed that you like, watch whatever shows or movies you want with you, play any video game you choose and read every single book recommendation you give him. Heāll adjust to whatever you prefer and doesnāt mind letting you choose most of the time.
- Not very affectionate through words. It actually takes him a really long time to say āI love you.ā But itās so obvious that he loves you just from everything he does for you. His love languages are acts or service and giving gifts !! He has your favorite things memorized.
- Very laid back and chill so he doesnāt get jealous most of the time. But he draws the line if someone touches you.
- He actually gives you a lot of attitude (thatās just who he is) but knows when to stop. If you have a bad day you wonāt hear a single teasing word from him until youāre feeling better.
- Talking about bad days, he always makes them better. You could be exhausted and stressed out after a long day and Shoto would get you one of your favorite snacks and watch whatever show you want with you to make you feel better. Or heād just hold you until you fall asleep.
- During winter, you sleep on his left and during summer you sleep on his right.
- Loves to see you in his clothes because they look so huge on you and he finds it adorable.
ANGSTY/SAD
- Sometimes he has days where a trauma response will take over and he wouldnāt like it when people touch him. It lasts a few days and only happens when he gets stressed out or his PTSD reacts badly to something. But even if he doesnāt want to be touched, your presence comforts him more than anything.
- When he has nightmares, heāll wrap his arms around you from behind and stay awake for the rest of the night. Youāre the only thing that keeps him grounded during that time.
- Whenever you both argue, heās terrified that heāll do something. Even though he would never do anything like his father did. Heās scared that heāll end up that way and ends up avoiding you sometimes because of that thought. But some communication and a few hugs can always solve the issue <3
SLIGHTLY NSFW (Aged up Shoto and Iām keeping it short because idk how to write stuff like this.)
- Covers you in hickeys. Absolutely loves seeing you marked up after a long night.
- Clever with his fingers.
- Very few words are spoken, but he gets things done for sure.
- The best aftercare in the world.
- Doesnāt have the highest drive, but it goes up when he starts. (Ifykwim)
- Will make sure to absolutely wreck you every single time <33
THAT WAS SO AWKWARD TO WRITE I NEED TO IMPROVE AT THIS ššš
Anyways hope u liked -3-
#bnha shoto todoroki#shoto todoroki#bnha#mha#my hero academia#simping#anime#shoto todoroki headcanons#todoroki shoto angst#mha headcanons#headcanons#anime headcanons#shoto todoroki x reader
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face card is absolutely lethal. I fainted just looking at these ššš
#scarlett johansson#scarlett johansson x reader#natasha romanoff#natasha romanoff x reader#fly me to the moon#premiere
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Serving absolutely lethal face card
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The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes
Bc Iāve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh
Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I donāt know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: ā¦ Hunter: Tell me something else I donāt knowā¦something less disturbing
Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force
Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!
Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.
Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!
Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.
Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt
Hunter: Oh Iāve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever
Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!
Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?
Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!
Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*
Omega: No! I swore Iād never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!
Echo: Wrecker, cover Omegaās ears, I intend to use my angry words
Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESNāT MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!
Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: ā¦ Echo: What? Iām fluent in panic
Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.
Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why āvolunteersā ends in ātearsā
Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, thatās why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Umā¦ Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!
Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point
Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, youāll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc thatās his freaking hobby: Donāt worry about it Iāll burn you a dvd!
Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says āRoses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshairā :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*
Hunter: Get up here. Thatās an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)
Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair
*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!
#lots of hunter and tech bc rico doesnāt really talk#honestly hunter is quite different from skipper but its still hilarious to imagine him saying his lines#the penguins are ICONIC#seriously whoever wrote their scripts went so hard#they have no right to be that witty and chaotic#i love them#the bad batch#tbb#the bad batch incorrect quotes#tbb tech#tbb hunter#tbb echo#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#tbb omega#tbb phee#commander cody#the penguins of madagascar#tpom#skipper#kowalski#rico#private#hans the puffin#can i get an f in the chat for my boys manfredi and johnson#rip cody lol#his ep makes me cryy
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