#ABSOLUTELY LETHAL FACE CARD
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luthqrs Ā· 1 month ago
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"Wheels up." EMILY PRENTISS in CRIMINAL MINDS: EVOLUTION 16x02 | 'True Conviction'
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evansbby Ā· 4 months ago
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ryderwritings Ā· 5 months ago
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how am i supposed to focus on anything when rhaenyra looks like THAT
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juliangirlblancas Ā· 4 months ago
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Graham mogson I mean coxon
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landotism Ā· 3 months ago
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HOLY FUCKKK HIS HAIR AND HIS DIMPLE??????? this is literally one of his BEST looks whoever did his hair I thank you for your service šŸ«”
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mygnolia Ā· 3 months ago
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YOU MAKE ME GO CRAZY OVER YOU !!
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ą­Øą­§Ā -ā€ŗ hey, that boy over there..isn't he the most popular student athlete on campus? how did you two meet, anyway?
pairĀ -ā€ŗ jock/athlete! enhypen x fem! reader | wcĀ -ā€ŗ 3.5k (700 per member) | no warnings! | library
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Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† LEE HEESEUNG
im gonna sigh dreamily when i say heā€™s most DEF basketball captain.Ā 
yes ik i wrote about this in wrong number i dont CARE i will say it with my whole chestĀ 
DORK DORK DORK but cute dork with lethal face card. smirks after making yet another basket and winks at you
age old question how tf did yall meet!!!Ā 
you pass by the gym and some guy on the way stops to talk to youĀ 
like ā€œhey i know you from somewhereā€
ā€œyes heeseung we were partners from a project two weeks ago how do you not remember..ā€Ā 
heā€™s embarrassed asf especially because he remembers a lot of peopleā€™s names
after that he wants to be in your good graces and be friends
totally not because he remembered how you did a lot of the work for said project no complaints!!
and he doesnā€™t want you to rat him out to the teacherā€¦ or tell other people heā€™s not friendly
ā€˜hey y/n, come to my game? iā€™ll do better if youā€™re there :)ā€Ā 
you go only because you needed to complete an assignment while you were there at school anywaysĀ 
but sometimes youā€™d see him laughing with his friends, or how serious he is on court and woah, heeseung looks cool for once
you wait for him after because you figured he needed you for somethingĀ 
ā€œawh, you wanted for me?ā€ ā€œi could be doing much better things.ā€ ā€œawh, come on y/n letā€™s get some ice cream! my treat since we get to spend time togetherā€Ā 
heā€™s annoying but you let him tag around because he doesnā€™t bother you LOL
more under the cut!
drags you along when he practices alone so he can have some company
you like the company and the white noise too
you definitely doubt if he likes you because he is SUCH A FLIRT but no he DOES! he writes a confession on a basketball and ā€˜missesā€™ so you can catch it
you pass it back without seeing the messageĀ 
but heeseung keeps missing and it almost hits you on the head and youā€™re like ā€˜dude you SUCK hello??ā€ he says ā€˜oh lol maybe itā€™s the ballā€ byee why was he smooth with it!!!!
you check the message and roll your eyesĀ 
ā€œif i make this you have to kiss meā€ you tell him and youā€™re about to shoot but he picks you up and brings you right next o the next to let you throw it in and then kisses u!!!!
not to be like oh im writing an smau on basketball captain heeseung but.. *tucks hair behind ear*Ā 
most definitely tries to be mysterious and cool when youā€™re datingĀ 
dribbles in front of you, trick shots, runs up to you when youā€™re alone, gives you one kiss between ever basket he makesĀ 
teaches you how to play!!!!
ABSOLUTELY lights up when someones mentions you when you two date
ā€œoh yeah my partner in math is ___ā€Ā 
ā€œomg ___?? the love of my life ___??ā€Ā 
you lowk have to drag him away i fearĀ 
Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† PARK JONGSEONGĀ 
baseball captain *faints*Ā 
enhypen x mariners and him speaking in englishā€¦so you want me DECEASEDĀ 
baseball captain jay and you who attends his games because jake aka ur friend on the team knows you have nothing better to doĀ 
ā€œi bet you wonā€™t make it even to five games before buying cotton candyā€ jake says because you have a MASSIVE sweet toothĀ 
you tried really hard because $15 and a burger was on the lineĀ 
and you kept coming becauseā€¦well there was a cute captain who always knew how to rally his teammates and get them excitedĀ 
also great sportsmanship and was super friendly to everyone!Ā 
definitely got mad when the umpire makes a wrong callĀ 
sharp reaction times. EVEN SHARPER JAW.Ā 
of course you stared! of course you were not paying attention to whatever jake was saying about his test after their game..how could you when jay was doing his lopsided smile as his friend pats him on the shoulder from ten feet away??
one time you come early because theyā€™re practicing on the field and you see jay and jake passing to each other
jay just so effortlessly throwing the ballā€¦oh my god
heā€™s just so perfect and jake cheers from the sidelines because he knows his captain pays attention to every single person who has stepped foot on the baseball field iNCLUDING YOU
you come up to jake after the fourth game, showing him you still had your $5 and your tongue wasnā€™t stained with any blue or pink
jay comes over, arm thrown around jakeā€™s shoulder as he waves and smiles to youĀ 
dark hair with a twinge of sweat as he runs a hand through it, pulling it back to place on his capĀ 
JAY IN A BASEBALL CAP *faints again*
he walks you out to the parking lot and asks what the $5 in your pocket is for because he keeps seeing you pull it outĀ 
you explain your whole bet to him and he nods
next game. before it starts. he gets you cotton candy and makes sure it gets to you somehowĀ 
you smile and youā€™re all giddy when you eat it because thereā€™s a p.j. on the cap and heā€™s just so cuteĀ 
jake doesnā€™t say anything he already knows itā€™s happening between you two.Ā 
jay finally writes on a baseball and tells you to catch, and it says ā€˜letā€™s dateā€™ and you grab a sharpie and scribble ā€˜kiss me firstā€™Ā 
OH YEAH HE WALKS OVER AND KISSES YOU.Ā 
soon every game instead of cotton candyĀ  itā€™s his baseball cap when itā€™s sunny, his jacket when youā€™re cold, baseballs with notes on them, and roses for his girlfriend aka youuuuuĀ 
jay is such a romantic and he is not afraid to show itĀ 
he orders custom jerseys that say jay/n on the back with the day you got together!!!!!Ā 
BEST BOYFRIEND EVERRRRRR
Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† SIM JAEYUN
rugby player jake but he has dark long hair let that settle inĀ 
campus flirt campus playboy but in reality he doesnā€™t go on dates and nothing really happens past the smiles, heā€™s just super popular
you are also pretty well known! a little flirty but super sweet and your charm and how expressive and open you are with other people is what people like!
and he sees you cheering with your friend who he remembers is dating someone from the team
rugby has no gear so he just runs like no tomorrowĀ 
smiling in the sun or determined stare as he talks to his team, you never knowĀ 
he yells either in frustration, victory, or defeat, literally will never be silentĀ 
so after a game you follow your friend down to the railing and she has her little moments with her boyfriendĀ 
and you and jake kind of awkwardly stand there for a momentĀ 
he wipes his sweat off with a towel and smiles at you, cracking the iceĀ 
ā€œhow long have you had to deal with that?ā€ he points over to themĀ 
you shrug and tell him ā€œhowever long youā€™ve been dealing with itā€ he laughsĀ 
oh wow his smile when heā€™s right in front of you is just so prettyĀ 
and his little chuckle as he shakes his head and looks back up at youĀ 
ā€˜who do you watch on the field?ā€™ he asks, with a little smirk because he likes youĀ 
ā€˜whoever catches my attentionā€™ you tell him also smilingĀ 
oh its a CHALLENGE. he will make sure to run on the side of the field youā€™re watching from, winking at you on the field, ugh just everythingĀ 
you come to a party at the end of the season to celebrate and he sees youĀ 
ā€œyou came!!ā€ super happy and makes sure you are next to him all the timeĀ 
ā€œy/n you know the teammates, yeah?ā€ you smile and congratulate themĀ 
he leaves to get you a soda/water and jungwon leans inĀ 
ā€œjake LOVES to talk about you by the wayā€Ā 
ā€œyeah he always says how pretty you are in the library or in class, he likes when your friend comes because that means you come with herā€
heeseung nods, ā€œsuper into you, no jokeā€Ā 
jake comes back trying to play it off ā€œwhoā€™s into y/n?ā€Ā 
you poke at his shoulder and smile, ā€œyouā€ and heā€™s all bashful and gigglyĀ 
loves to call himself ā€˜y/nā€™s girlfriendā€™Ā 
ā€˜sorry, i canā€™t i have to buy flowers for y/nā€™ ā€˜sorry y/n needs me to help her studyā€™ ā€˜sorry y/n needs a ride hereā€™ STUCK TO YOUR HIP
ofc he doesnā€™t abandon his friends but he loves spending time with you :3
Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† PARK SUNGHOON
sunghoonā€™s reputation proceeds himā€”cold on the court and just as reserved off of it
ugh heā€™s so annoying, he always has his bag in the same spot as yours and he always is at the water filling station with hos annoying 32oz bottle before you
also hogs that automatic tennis ball throwing machine like how are YOU supposed to practice tennis tooĀ 
ā€˜hey i need thatā€™ he furrows his eyebrows and shrugsĀ 
ā€˜i was here firstā€™ ā€˜what are you twelve????ā€™ sunghoon tells you ā€˜get here earlier next time thenĀ 
oh yeah. for the next week you ran to the courts everytime to get it before himĀ 
one day he sees you and races you to the gates and you beat himĀ 
sulkyĀ after as if his career is over
definitely varsity and one of the best, but he never approaches girls after his games
one time you go to a menā€™s game because itā€™s one of the most anticipated of the seasonĀ 
its neck to neck, third set with 40-adv, sunghoonā€™s serve
he chases after that ball and sends it over, it barely hits the net and tumbles over, AND HE WINSSSS BRAHHHHHĀ 
even if you hate him you will admit that he made the game extremely interestingĀ 
you see his friends congratulate him and you notice that he never gets his clothes dirtyĀ 
always wears white to practiceā€”pristine asfĀ 
secretly he loves watching you too
even if you hate him for getting on your nerves some days and almost never doing more than bare minimum, you cannot lie and say sunghoon isnā€™t a huge inspirationĀ 
just as you are to himĀ 
sunghoon thinks your tenacity and passion for tennis is what makes you so fun to watchĀ 
so even if he has homework, he goes to a game of yours and comes down to the court after the gameĀ 
bumps your shoulder after, ā€˜good game, y/nā€™ and youā€™re like ?? ā€˜youā€™re here?ā€™ and heā€™s sooo nonchalant when he says ā€˜of course, i canā€™t miss a fun game can i?ā€™Ā 
thereā€™s a fun mixed doubles tournament for a whole gift basket of things and you come up to himĀ 
ā€˜hey letā€™s pair upā€™ and he grinsĀ 
you two play each other for practice and youā€™ve tied the score so many times youā€™ve lost count
and sunghoonā€™s a little annoying but oh lord heā€™s so attrative??? so maybe he wasnā€™t THAT annoyingā€¦
mixed doubles tourney rolls around and oh yeah. you two win.
you know much he likes natto and you say ā€˜here you take the nattoā€™ he shakes his head ā€˜no you eat it all the timeā€™
you two bicker and you say ā€˜fine lets just share it!ā€™ and to your surprise..he opens the package and just mixes it all inĀ 
you two sit and share the natto, then he tells you he thinks youā€™re pretty cool on courtĀ 
you raise your eyebrow cuz where is this coming from!! and he rolls his eyesĀ 
ā€˜nevermind maybe youā€™re only bright on the courtā€™Ā 
ā€˜hey whatā€™s that supposed to mean!!!ā€™ you take the natto and eat all of it LMFAO and then he pouts because noo his natto!!!
you kiss his cheek. itā€™s ok everything is ok now he is a happy boyĀ 
ā€œyouā€™re my matchā€ you write on a tennis ball pin and he keeps it on his bag like his life DEPENDS on it
Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† KIM SUNOO
THE CUTEST VOLLEYBALL SETTER EVERĀ 
i hate to be like oh youā€™ve had the fattest crush on him for like two months BUT ITS TRUEĀ 
youā€™re on yearbook and you make an excuse to go see sunoo play!!
you two met when you were at a volleyball game and you told him to smile, but heā€™s one of those guys who says ā€œwait delete that take another one!!ā€Ā 
and ofc you agree, snapping a few cute photos of him
he posts to his social media, tagging you with a cute song saying ā€˜thanks photographer :3ā€Ā 
and so you it begins, your small little crush on him..
he loves seeing you at his games, always makes sure to wave to you on the courtĀ 
hey so setter sunoo is insanely good at what he doesĀ 
so graceful when he places a NASTY setter dump on the other team, a glare shot at one of the other teamā€™s members bad-mouthing him, but a glowing smile as he high-fives all his teammates!Ā 
super supportive, and you loveee that about him!! he cares so much about everyone it makes your heart warmĀ 
ā€œhere, letā€™s eat together,ā€ you tell him, and you bring him some noodles you made because he said he was craving someĀ 
he smiles at you and sits down, beginning to slurp slurp slurp and SCOREEE he loves itĀ 
ā€œthanks y/n, let me treat you some time :)ā€ UGH DEAD DEADĀ 
KIM SUNOO KING OF FLOAT SERVESĀ 
huge smile on his face when it lands where it needs to, he loves that feeling of satisfaction and soaks up all of your praise after his games are overĀ 
he slips out of practice sometimes to see what youā€™re doing in yearbook, and heā€™ll take your camera to tell you to smile as he takes pics
someone in your class tells you too to look overfor a photo , so he loops an arm around your shoulders to pull you close and smileĀ 
AND OH EM GEE UR LIKE TOTALLY GEEKING OUT OVER IT HELLO??????/Ā 
you ask her to print you a copy of it to save in your scrapbook, but sunoo cuts in and asks for another oneĀ 
ā€œi like seeing youā€ DEAD IN A DITCH esp when he smiles at you and then runs off to practice before he gets in trouble
so competitive on the court and it makes him a little sulky when he losesĀ 
ā€œargh i did so bad todayā€ heā€™d tell you, but in your eyes hello kim sunoo could do no wrong!! and you share your snacks while reassuring himĀ 
he swears tho, ā€œnooo, i had to look cool for you!ā€ and youā€™re tired of hearing him say and do all of these sweet things and straight upĀ 
ā€œwhy?ā€ ā€œwhat do you mean, y/n?ā€ ā€œwhy do you want to look cool for me?ā€ ā€œwell i liked you duh!ā€Ā 
but sunoo never wanted to confess, he was too scared he wasnā€™t good yet at showing you all of his perfect bf traitsĀ 
WELL HE THOUGHT WRONG!! heā€™s been perfect from d1 so now he just sneaks in like 40 kisses before every gameĀ 
Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† YANG JUNGWON
see so jungwon, heā€™s been a little FLIRTY as of recently.Ā 
ā€œyou like older guys? but im a younger guy with rhythmā€ WHAT THE FKSCNHDJFD
whatever. anyways jungwon focuses on badminton like itā€™s a lifelineĀ 
hitting birdies in his sleep would be smth he would do if he could, he loves how aggressive he can be in the sport without moving too much, lots of strategy involvedĀ 
you come to one of his games because your friend is on the other team, and you want to cheer him on
but jungwon notices youā€™re literally from his school??Ā 
isnā€™t it weird youā€™re going to a game for someone on the other teamā€¦
so he sets off a planĀ 
he goes to you after the game before your friend can
ā€œhey, how come you donā€™t support anyone on our teamā€ so straight to the point helpĀ 
and you tilt your head in confusion because ā€œwell i donā€™t know anyone from the team and youā€™re all scaryā€
scary??? jungwon makes it his personal mission to debunk that cuz no one is SCARYĀ 
maybe sunghoon but thatā€™s because heā€™s varsity 1 and the best player within 150 miles but whatever
he makes it his mission to wave to you when he sees you and when heā€™s sat next to you in one of your classes heā€™s like yay perfĀ 
ā€œyouā€™re the guy from that badminton game huh?ā€ ā€œis that a good or bad thingā€Ā 
you shrug ā€œwhatever you want it to beā€Ā 
and he asks you to go to his next game but if he wins, you have to support the team and if he losesĀ 
and you stare at him like ā€œwtf do i get out of itā€Ā 
jungwon did NOT think about thatĀ 
he promises to buy you a snack afterĀ 
and itā€™s free food so you canā€™t complainĀ 
you two talk more and he finds out you used to play badminton before you hurt your ankle and wanted to focus on schoolĀ 
so he takes you to practice and gives you one of his expensive rackets
lowk falling in love everytime you laugh and chase the birdieĀ 
jungwon pretends to hate chasing after it but heā€™ll still hit it back even if itā€™s out of bounds because he doesnā€™t want to waste your time picking it up
you two sit down and you tell him how fun it was to be able to play, and how much you missed it from your childhoodĀ 
your school holds a small festival where other school athletes go against your team modified lighting roundsĀ 
paired with vendors and fun carnival stands, but the main attractions are always the variety of sports to watch
jungwon is one of the representatives from your school but so is your friend from the other school, so itā€™s heated when they play
you tie a ribbon around his racket (curtesy of sunghoon for helping you out) and write a note saying ā€œif you do good ill cheer for youā€Ā 
AND HE WINS. so you keep your end of the bargain and cheer for him after the game is over, giving him a high five and a hug
he walks with you and asks about what you two are BECAUSE THIS IS A DATE this is date behaviorĀ 
ā€œof course i like you won who wouldnā€™tā€
letā€™s just say he gives u little kisses all over when you two are alone sigh so cute
Ėšą­Øą­§ā‹†ļ½”Ėš ā‹† NISHIMURA RIKI
heā€™s been on the soccer team ever since he was a freshman and even before, retaining his cute features and mischievous personalityĀ 
when you became assistant manager you were scared but your brother heeseung was on the team and your mom told you to look after him at schoolĀ 
and riki takes after heeseung a LOT when they play and heeseung even goes as far as inviting riki overĀ 
so rikiā€™s super good at soccer by the time heeseung leaves, but he also has this small crush on you that heeseungā€™s told you aboutĀ 
you just never said anything because you never had a reason to nor were you uncomfortable with itĀ 
but junior year hits and riki comes back from winter break with pitch black hair all styledĀ 
alsoā€¦a lot taller than you. and no more baby fatĀ 
and you paid attention to some of it because you saw him for practice, but the hair really did itĀ 
during practice he loves to mess with you saying things like ā€œcan you fill up my water y/n pleaseeeeā€ ā€œno you have two feetā€ ā€œill win the next game against ____ if you get me waterā€ ā€œiā€™ll kick you off the team if you donā€™t winā€Ā 
he sighs and gets up, glaring down at you and you try not to let his playful stare affect you, but SOMETHING was different something was in the air
if riki doesnā€™t play good, itā€™s because his team manager aka you is NOT thereĀ 
you come back the next day to find out he was sulking and didnā€™t play super well because you werenā€™t encouraging him
ā€œgo run a lap, rikiā€ and HE DOES JUST THAT ā€œgo practice on the field by yourselfā€
ā€œhow about you ask me to date you nextā€ he grumblesĀ 
and you HEAR him. loud and clear.Ā 
but youā€™re like agh what if he doesnā€™t mean it what if heā€™s just jokingĀ 
at the next game he does super well and you congratulate the whole teamĀ 
yas team hybe eatsĀ 
you two are getting ready to go home when he finally brings it up
ā€œyou heard what i said on tuesdayā€ and you know exactly what he meansĀ 
ā€œyep.ā€ ā€œso why didnā€™t you say anything backā€ ā€œi didnā€™t know if you were being seriousā€
he scoffs ā€œy/n when have i ever not been serious about youā€ Ā 
he opens your door even if heā€™s passenger princessĀ 
makes fun of you for how much closer you need the wheel to be to drive
YAYYYY Y/NKI IS REAL
he loves to drape an arm around your shoulder walking around schoolĀ 
acts as if heā€™s older when you two are literally the same age HELPĀ 
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reblogs/interactions are appreciated always!
have some shameless self promo for my spiderman!riki fic!
and my upcoming jake fic!
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sevengoodusesofacadaver Ā· 5 months ago
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I was scrolling Pinterest last night and stumbled across these two serving absolutely lethal face cards
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gldnstrngs Ā· 3 months ago
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the absolutely LETHAL face card that is s5 merlinā€¦ bamf!merlin truthers rise!
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lewisvinga Ā· 4 months ago
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when worlds collide | jude bellingham x button! reader
summary; after making their their relationship public, jude finally meets jenson
fc; sunday kalogeras
warnings; ?
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note; requested ! football x f1 fics are my absolute faves to write šŸ˜«
masterlist !
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sun-snatcher Ā· 9 days ago
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See i always thought TROP went the Elrond is sunshine and daisies route but then they surprised me with No This Is A Petty King and I went hell yeah!!
Like wdym he went and shouted at Galadriel and fucked off into a waterfall (should not have been surprised. Itā€™s in his ancestry to do as such) and then quite literally tattled to CĆ­rdan like a child that Heyyyy your little shit of an adopted sonā€” i mean High Kingā€” is making a terrible decision because they Refuse To Listen To Me.
And then the rest of the show is just his life Falling Apartā„¢ and going I F*cking Told You So, and being genuinely petty about it to literally everyone (Read: Galadriel), and then going into war serving lethal face card and swordsmanship, and proceeding to go absolutely feral in defending literary scrolls that heā€™d literally offer His AND Gil-Galad his HIGH KINGā€™s life in exchange for it.
Like yeah I fear this is indeed accurate to Elrond Peredhel descending into madness over everyoneā€™s stupidity. Curly haired, young, feral ankle-biter Elrond Peredhel aka THE Half-Elf.
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moonstruckme Ā· 11 months ago
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Hey lovely!! Once again have been binging your page, and I saw you mentioned the lack of sirius in your request and I had this idea the other day! So itā€™s been like the longest day of classes and reader comes back completely slumped like ready to sleep a thousand years and sirius comes in to see her snuggled up in bed, his sweater on, and knocked out cold. Then he is all soft and wipes off her makeup (because half the time I fall asleep with it on and wake up w mascara smudges) and reader wakes up full of sleepy mumbles to sirius. Preferably female reader but if your more comfortable with neutral obviously do what youā€™re more comfortable with! Much much love to you and your writing šŸ¤šŸ¤
Hi sweetheart, thanks for requesting!! Much much love to you back :)
Sirius Black x fem!reader ā™” 895 words
Sirius very nearly sits on you.Ā 
He thought you were out and was planning on waiting in your room for you to get back, but now he sees the evidence of your presence: your bag discarded in a heap by the door. Youā€™re hardly more than a sliver of forehead and the tips of curled fingers sticking out from under the bedspread. He reroutes the second he sees you, straightening from his near-sit and biting his tongue to contain a curse. Your breathing is heavy and whistles slightly on the way in. Youā€™re out cold.Ā 
Siriusā€™ heart feels unbearably tender in the way it often does around you. He swears, when he gets like this even a toothpick would be a lethal weapon against him. Heā€™s a boy made of mush.
He pulls the bedspread down so you donā€™t smother yourself, revealing your lovely face with tiny smudges of mascara caked under both eyes. And the collar of the sweater heā€™d found missing last week, the one youā€™d claimed to know nothing about. Sirius has every right to be angry about that. At least ostentatiously indignant, as is often his preference for dealing with your rare offenses. But the sight of you makes him more fond than is reasonable. Youā€™ve pulled his sleeves down so only your fingers peek out, and the collar is all scrunched up under your cheek, and Sirius is fucked.Ā 
He is absolutely, totally fucked. Thereā€™s just absolutely no way heā€™s got enough room in his heart for this much love. It very well might kill him.Ā 
He keeps moving to give his heart something more productive to do. Youā€™ll wake up feeling frustrated and extra lethargic if your eyelashes are sticky with mascara, and Sirius knows your routine well. He finds the supplies in your cabinet and barely breathes as he swipes the makeup remover over your skin with careful fingers, wiping away the traces of your day. It had to be a long one, to send you so deeply into sleep before the sun has even finished setting. The dying light illuminates your face while Sirius works. He tells himself itā€™s good for practical purposes as well as just making you look especially lovely. He can have both.Ā 
Your eyes take the most persistence, and thatā€™s when you start to rouse.Ā 
ā€œItā€™s just me,ā€ Sirius says softly when your hand twitches up as if to feel for his wrist. ā€œYou fell asleep with your makeup on.ā€Ā 
ā€œOh.ā€ You relax impossibly further under his touch, voice breathy and dulled by sleep. ā€œThanks.ā€Ā 
ā€œAnytime, gorgeous.ā€ He gets the last of the mascara off but isnā€™t ready to be done touching you, brushing the back of his forefinger along your hairline. ā€œWhatā€™s done you in so early, huh?ā€Ā 
Your eyes open for a moment, like you want to make sure heā€™s really there, before closing again. A pinch appears between your brows. ā€œHeadache,ā€ you mumble. As if remembering your misery, your head sinks into his sweater like a chrysalis.Ā 
Siriusā€™ brows pinch too, though your eyes arenā€™t open to witness his sympathy. ā€œIā€™m sorry, lovebug. Did you take something already?ā€Ā 
You hum in unhappy affirmation.Ā 
ā€œHasnā€™t kicked in yet?ā€Ā 
A halfhearted huff. ā€œOr itā€™s not really helping.ā€Ā 
He cards a hand through your hair, rewarded when the tension in your features eases slightly. ā€œIā€™m sure it will, weā€™ve just got to give it time. Anything else I can do to help?ā€Ā 
ā€œNot really.ā€Ā 
ā€œOh, come on, sweet thing.ā€ Heā€™s wheedling, covering a tad of desperation with a good heaping of teasing. ā€œYou know, Iā€™ve been told that just looking upon me can cure a myriad of ailments. Iā€™m likeā€”what do the muggles have? Their god-human guy.ā€Ā 
You crack an eyelid, the dryness of your expression undermined by a twitch of your lips. ā€œAre you saying youā€™re Jesus?ā€Ā 
ā€œIā€™m saying that Iā€™ve been told Iā€™m sort of like Jesus,ā€ Sirius corrects you with a grin. He rubs at a nonexistent smudge of makeup on your cheekbone. ā€œSo thereā€™s got to be something I can do for you.ā€Ā 
You release a great, heaving sigh, like your boyfriend is really asking a lot of you. But when you look up at him, thereā€™s a familiar shyness there. ā€œDo you wanna just lie with me for a bit?ā€Ā 
ā€œBaby.ā€ The teasing leaves Sirius immediately. He softens like dough in your hands. ā€œOf course I do.ā€ He shucks off his shoes before shuffling out of his pants, knowing your rules about outside clothes in bed trump your occasional bashfulness when it comes to nudity. Thereā€™s nothing sexual about this anyway. You tuck into Sirius as soon as heā€™s close enough, and he brings his arms around you protectively, one banded around your ribs and the other curved over your shoulders so he can cup the back of your head. ā€œDonā€™t be silly,ā€ he whispers with faux malice, kissing your hair. ā€œI always want to do whatever youā€™re doing. Are we going back to sleep?ā€Ā 
ā€œMaybe,ā€ you hedge, but Sirius can already hear your voice stretching. Youā€™re slipping away even as your head eases closer to him, your breath tickling his collarbone.Ā 
He tries to match your languid tone to help along the process. ā€œSounds good, gorgeous. Iā€™ll be here if you need anything.ā€Ā 
Your reply is barely audible, but Siriusā€™ heart warms nonetheless. ā€œI know you will.ā€Ā 
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lunavrse Ā· 9 months ago
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DREAM GIRL
CHARLES LECLERC
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summary ā˜… : charles decides to take a page out of justin bieber's book. let's see how that works out for him.
category ā˜… : smau.
notes ā˜… : disregard all times and dates, they don't matter. all spelling mistakes are intentional. everything is fake and unrealistic but thank you delusion. terrible flirting and the usual type of jokes/language you see on the internet.
me basically:
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youruser so proud of ļ¹«yourbestfriend, she absolutely killed it and even took some cool pictures of mešŸ’ššŸ„‚ new video coming šŸ”œ
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yourbestfriend thank you for coming my lovešŸ’š
youruser alwaysšŸ˜˜
yourbestfriend it's not hard when you have such a gorgeous subject
youruser thank yewww
user6 stunning šŸ˜
user12 you look amazing and ļ¹«yourbestfriend did fantastic!
user89 THE DRESSšŸ¤©
youruser i knowww, it's from meshki
user3 you're a beauty
user62 i need to know where the dress is from šŸ™
youruser it's from meshki !
user56 can't wait to stare at the screen for the next few hours
user47 isn't her videos usually like 20~45 minutes?
user56 i know what i said
user1 oh !
user9 she did her big onešŸ˜Œ
user11 pretty!
yourfriend serving face and body
youruser šŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ¤
user24 face card is lethal
user61 ļ¹«charles_leclerc
user60 ā¤ļøšŸ”„
user77 can we get a little commotion for the dressšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļø
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charles_leclerc who is she? if anyone knows, please tag her.
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user4 nah, this guy
user26 this is crazy.
user92 WHAT IS GOING ON ?!!?!!
user5 is this real? like am i actually seeing this?
user15 he's got to have been hacked
user25 ain't no way
user13 actively going insane thanks to this actually.
user8 giving me flashbacks to december 8th, 2015
user14 i've got ptsd šŸ˜­
user10 from what? the war?
user49 bros acting like they were in a waršŸ’€
user8 it was a tough time to be a jb fan šŸ˜­
user3 IM CRYING
maxverstappen1 is this who we are, is this what we represent??
user3 max is donešŸ’€šŸ’€
charles_leclerc i said i had a plan, not that it was a good one mate
user1 wish it was me he's looking for
user45 that's me!
user86 in your dreams maybe
user58 get over yourself<3
user20 ļ¹«youruser
user67 She's so pretty, I want to cry
user76 she's so pretty, i want her
user48 ^^two types of people
user93 my brother in christ, stand up!!!
user50 BRO FORGOT HE'S FAMOUSšŸ˜­šŸ”„šŸ—£ļø
user07 he's just like me fr
user84 mans is moving madšŸ“¢
user100 this is embarrassing
user34 think im gonna be sick
user30 don't be so dramatic
user51 i don't blame her
user70 she's obviously the prettiest girl everšŸ™„
user68 ļ¹«youruser !
user97 that's me !
user59 I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep now
user31 side eye
user29 who is she? she's stunning
user40 why is my fav youtuber in this picture
user46 iconic actually
user17 I know we can't see her face clearly, but she's serving
user21 i know her!
user37 what's her ļ¹«
user21 it's ļ¹«youruser, i follow her
user101 i want harry styles to do this but with me
user88 me too lol
user65 this is down bad behaviour
user201 thanks for ruining my day šŸ‘
user248 it's giving wattpad vibes
user119 charles, look at me, this isn't you, think about the kids
user996 i was genuinely scared this was a hard launch
user123 alexa play that should be me
user8 how ironic
user147 ļ¹«youruser
user313 that's my girlfriend ļ¹«youruser
user05 praying for this girl cause the toxic charles fans, yikesšŸ˜¬
user000 gonna be delusional and pretend it's me šŸ˜
user128 see i was so excited when i saw the notif and now i'm just šŸ˜
user01 i cried when i saw this post btw
user306 imagine he posted a pic of asking who u are ļ¹«user43
user43 pls i would cry
user61 ļ¹«youruser
user007 idk and idc
user400 this is me if you even care
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youruser hello new people, where'd y'all come from?
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yourbestfriend do you not check your notifications or...
youruser you know i don't
user245 girl...
user4 im in love with you lol
user500 just came from ur yt video, i'm so glad you had fun at the event!
user16 so this is the girl my husband is leaving me foršŸ„²
user04 charles leclerc in her likesšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ ooh i'm sick
user287 then you're not gonna like this... he's flirting w her
user04 just fell to my knees in despair
user61 so real for that last slide
user56 prettyšŸ˜
youruser tysm pretty girlšŸ¤Ž
user791 charles mfing leclerc posted you!?!!!
user792 charles mfing leclerc liked!!
user793 charles mfing leclerc commented!!!
friend3 let's kiss šŸ’‹
youruser šŸ‘©šŸ¾ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ’‹ā€šŸ‘©šŸ¾
user005 i too wish to kiss all the pretty girls
user800 idk what's going on rn but i loved your latest video, you and yourbestfriend were so cute and seeing you guys backstage together was sooo wholesome
user494 the part where they saw each other and started hyping each other up was my favourite
use712 her looking up a makeup tutorial 2 hours before she had to leave was so me
user55 he's in her likes y'all!
user942 thanks bud, i would never had noticed without u
user039 oh so she's dumb and ugly šŸ˜’
user44 and you're bitter and jealous...
user91 CHARLES LECLERC KNOWS YOU EXIST
use222 I wanna kiss you too šŸ˜ž
user777 personally, i came from yt
user420 hi *louder than everybody else*
user311 what lip liner are you wearing babes?
youruser ļ¹«makeupbymario brown lip liner : )
user42 need a makeup tutorial!!!
charles_lerclerc my fault šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø
youruser i'll let it slide cause you're cute
charles_leclerc you think i'm cute? giggling, kicking my feet
youruser and blushing?
charles_leclerc mhmm, yeah
user0 THEY'RE FLIRTING!!!!
user456 deffo flerting
user942 YEAH?!???!!!!
user011 you guys know dms exist right???
user0 damn, i wanted to see this play out more šŸ˜­
user811 chill, my man is on this app
user35 she a baddie she know she a ten
user555 face card is never declining šŸ˜
user411 do i want to date you or be you?
user87 so real!
user05 so we all saw them flirt right?
user942 yesšŸ˜­
user28 STAY AWAY FROM HIM
user69 GET A JOB (directed to you user28)
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youruser day(s) n night(s)
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user103 nottt her trying to be sneakyšŸ‘€
yourbestfriend am i seriously losing you to a MAN???
youruser 'm always urs pooksšŸ’š
yourbestfriend tell loverboy that
user656 charles' new nickname is šŸ”„
user48 the way charles was here in the first few minutes of her postingšŸ’€
charles_leclerc et le prix de la plus belle fille te revient [and the award for the most beautiful girl goes to you]
youruser merci beau garƧon
user12 Them speaking French to each other is all that I'm thinking about rn.
user707 A YT MAN?!?!?! IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!
user349 wish she was calling me a beautiful boy šŸ˜­
use117 i see you 4th slide, studious queenšŸ¤§
user824 charles try not to be a simp challenge
user107 level : IMPOSSIBLE
user41 ļ¹«user23 50 quid that's charles
user23 do you think i'm stupid?
user41 do you want an honest answer or?
user23 do you want to tell me your lastest test score or?
user41 ...
user23 yeah that's what i thought
user662 noooo pls don't be who i think it is
user35 she a baddie with her baddie friend(s)
user723 okay but the lashes atešŸ’…šŸ¾
user991 this is so weird, why are you posting him?
user75 you don't even know if that's him and you're already being defensive over a man who don't want you or even know you exist? don't pmo. get off her page!!!
user940 me whenšŸ˜”
user129 what about us?
user130 what about everything we've been through
user329 who is that man girl
user477 so are we just gonna ignore charles' comment or...
user452 just made me even more sure that it's him
user02 pretty girl<3
user170 if my future boyfriend don't bring me flowers on the first date, i don't want himšŸ™…šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø
user244 we get it, for some reason charles leclerc wants youšŸ˜’
user311 ugh,,, the lip look always eats
user710 real, I'm obsessed
user536 is that charles?
user537 be serious, that is not happening
user539 ok šŸ˜šŸ‘
user536 i actually can't be sirius, he's dead. hope this helpsšŸ‘
user863 imagine that's not him and we're all just being crazy
user37 if that's not him, he's probably crying
user11 shittt, I would too, look at her
user29 he's probably the guy in the photos
user163 we all saw that interview right? it's definitely him
user288 yass, he looked so cute
user565 enough about charles, can we focus on how pretty she and her friends are??
user479 10s across the board fr
user504 I thought you were for the girls šŸ˜­
user716 i'm calling it now, that's a date w leclerc
user231 you look stunning šŸ˜
user406 anyone noticed how he liked? he wouldn't do that if she went out on a date with someone else right?
user410 only everybody with eyes?
alex_albon yeah, no, he would be sobbing in a corner if that wasn't him
user410 ARIANA (Alex) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
use535 so he couldn't have fumbled, right....
user534 well...
user210 alex is just here to create chaos and honestly, i respect that
user73 please don't post your man againšŸ˜’
user66 real!!! i come here to see you not himšŸ„²
user711 love to see women getting treated right šŸ˜Œ
user385 slide 6 made me sick to my stomach
user858 he brought her flowersšŸ˜«
user132 PLEASE DON'T BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE
user705 that HAS to be him
user701 you never know, sometimes he is his own worst enemy
user898 did NOT šŸš«āŒ like this
user999 what if this was my last straw
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allthingsleclerc local (monƩgasque) man seen out with mystery woman who sources claim is yn
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user624 why is she still serving while blurred
user210 liked by pierregasly šŸ«£
user833 charles' friends are exposing him šŸ’€
user0 that's definitely ļ¹«youruser
user04 serving cunt and he's there ig
user547 just becoz it's blurred doesn't mean you can't tell that it's her
user622 he looks miserable, he doesn't like heršŸ˜­
user595 what? are you of sound mind?
lunavrse pls don't look too closely at the picture šŸ˜“
user923 What's the square root of 64?šŸ’…šŸ¾
user700 they're just minding their business, why can't y'all do the same?
user674 it's a public place
user700 ā˜ļøšŸ¤“ it's a pUbLIc PLaCe
user103 no bc they're lowk matching šŸ˜­
user933 it's so overšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user72 that's so cutešŸ„° who wants to have a sleepover on the highway with me?
user33 that could just be a coincidence?
user172 i actually don't care but THAT DRESS, i need to know where she got it from
user32 oh ! i didn't realise that she was actually his type
user79 ... i wish there was a side eye emoji
user18 oh that's not-
user32 nonono in a sense that he usually dates like brunettes
use499 wdym, 'm pretty sure she is brunette?
user03 we know what you meant lol
user270 wish i could live in delusion
user320 he's probably paying for everything šŸ™„
user419 and? he's literally a millionaire, if he wants to spend his money on his (alleged) girlfriend let him. it's not your money
user232 girl, pipe down
user890 I don't see the problem?
user52 why do you assume that? do you know her financial situation? or you a close friend of either of theirs who knows what's going on? if the answer to these questions are no, shut the fuck up, thanks<3 peace and light to you.
user562 try not to say mother
user587 [failed]
user612 Why can't she stay away from him?
user258 why can't you mind yr business?
user718 first picture of them out together and they look great
user106 her rn: damn i'm the only bitch serving cunt herešŸ˜­šŸ˜­ omgšŸ˜­ i'm so embarrasseddšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user211 she should be at the club, not on gossip pagesšŸ˜­
user261 fuck she looks too good, i wanna kms
user211 real
user586 took a social media break and came back to thisšŸ˜ƒ great !
user404 i wanna say parentsšŸ¤­
user648 this actually made my day
user446 Gonna sleep on the tracks tonightšŸ„°
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youruser and you're kenough for meā¤ļø
charles_leclerc thank you barbie !
most beautiful barbie everā¤ļø
landonorris this ken's job is simp
charles_leclerc you'd be a simp too if you could actually date such a stunning woman but you can't šŸ«¶
landonorris you're a cruel, cruel man
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youruser me gusta la maršŸ–ļø
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yourbestfriend wish i was on a boat right nowšŸ˜”
youruser i literally invited you and you said no?
yourbestfriend i have to face unimaginable horror (work)
user12 that boat looks familiar
yourbestfriend you look stunning babesšŸ’š
youruser tysm, means the most coming from uuu pookie šŸ’š
use501 forget about charles and give me one(1) chance pls
charles_leclerc me gustas tĆŗ
user779 SCREAMING
user784 chill, it's a song lyric
user779 yeah but have you heard the song???
charles_leclerc gorgeous view, and the sea looks good too i suppose
youruser my view was much better but thank you<3
charles_leclerc i doubt that. je pourrais te regarder pendant des heures sans jamais me lasser. [i could look at you for hours and never get bored]
user055 someone is coming for your smooth operator title ļ¹«carlossainz55
user964 Charles Rizzclerc???
yourbestfriend she's screaming btw
youruser no i'm not
yourbestfriend then why do i have a vn of you screaming?
charles_leclerc šŸ˜Š
user96 it's quietšŸ¤... no back talk
user71 stay focused my brothers, we must stay focused
user53 i am looking respectfully, i promise
user131 when will someone tell me the things he says to heršŸ™ƒ
user677 everytime you post a picture my jaw drops
yourfriend oh my gorgeous coco butter melanated caramel skinned goddess, please notice mešŸ™šŸ¾
youruser oh you've got jokesšŸ¤Ø
yourbestfriend GOODBYEšŸ˜­ im showing this to ur man
yourfriend you really thought you did suttinšŸ¤£ he knows who he's datingšŸ˜‹
user22 I would sacrifice my favourite duck plushie for just one chance to be in your presence šŸ™‡ā€ā™€ļø
youruser that's so sweet yet so disturbing pls keep your plush safe
user22 Yes queen, whatever you say šŸ«”
user803 if you look close enough, you can see me drowning myself in the ocean šŸ¤—
user70 forget vroom vroom boy n give a g(ay)irl a chancešŸ˜«
user312 charles in his simp era
use314 love to sea it
user312 that's a terrible pun and i hate that i laughed
user2 you know who has a boat??? charles
user057 the way that you're actually glowing in thesešŸ« 
user717 i love the hat, it just kinda brings the whole thing together
lilymhe you look amazing! and i love the bikini!
youruser tysmšŸ«¶šŸ¾ i love u!!!
user742 a friendship i never knew i needed
user335 Since when did Lily and Yn know each other??
user386 since they're both wags, it only makes sense
user360 but yn's not a wag
user386 yet
user109 hi lol
user634 her body is teaaa
user7 did someone say body-ody-ody-ody
user19 he can do so much better than you
user482 I know you want him but I can be so much better than him in so many ways, I swear, please please please please *begs excessively*
user888 Does Charles have her post notifications on or what?
user938 i'd say yes cause how else would he like her posts so fast
user064 the swimsuit is everythinggg
user229 it's giving hot girl summer ā›±ļø
user177 i could start a whole new ocean with the amount of tears i've cried
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charles_leclerc me gusta el viento
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user905 he knows exactly what he's doing
user200 Not him having the exact same meal picture as her
user080 let's talk about the matching captions
user621 most beautiful man I've ever seen
youruser me gustas tĆŗ
user331 Y'ALL ARE NOT SLICK
user331 in fact, you're both so sick for playing with us like this
user774 we know you like the wind, we've seen your hair
user405 jajajaja
user607 okay, you might have nibbled with this a little
user775 jail!!! do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars
user379 what she said wasn't even that bad nor untrue
youruser now THIS is a view. tu as ta place au louvre avec toutes les autres grandes œuvres d'art. (you belong in the louvre with all the other great works of art)
charles_leclerc oh ! thank you, i am so normal about you and this comment
pierregasly great, now he's glitching and going crazy in the group chat again
user2 AGAIN?!?
alex_albon spoiler alert āš ļø he was not normal about this
user125 who blames him? not me. instead, i am insanely jealous
user457 WHY ARE THEY BOTH BREAKING OUT INSANE LEVELS OF RIZZ?
user508 oh he's so fineļæ½ļæ½
user933 the matching captions and matching replies,,, god I'm NOT your strongest soldier
user36 yesss king, give us beach!!!!
user078 well, boat but yes!!!
user649 he said im speeding up the soft launch
user573 by 0.25x speed
user649 at least it's something?
user378 honestly i will take these crumbs instead of absolutely nothing
user269 i LOVE crumbs šŸ¤¤ mmhmmšŸ˜‹
user120 is really considered a soft launch when they make comments like THAT?
user801 someone sedate me, im unwellšŸ¤’
user903 he's trying to thirst trap us into ignoring the 4th slide
user754 well it's workingšŸ˜«
user028 charles!!! te amo šŸ˜˜
user753 gnawing at the iron bars of my enclosure like a rat/mouse with a giant block of cheese
user136 One like and I'll drown myself.
user112 why did you like itšŸ¤Ø
user136 Damn Nessa, mind ur businessšŸ˜, why did YOUšŸ«µšŸ½ like it?
user388 them posting sea/boat pics on the same day? THEY'RE TOGETHER
user33 hear me out, it could be a coincidence
user388 *shakes you violently* HOW MANY COINCIDENCES DO YOU NEED
user770 i think we're focusing a little too much on the wrong thing here
user911 if i said what i was thinking, i'd be banned from this app.
user762 can't wait to see you at the next race! praying for a podium finishšŸ™!
user63 Who are you taking pictures of Charles???
user894 Gee that's a tough one/s
user720 he didn't really think we'd ignore the 4th slide
user402 i am here to do some good ole fashion SLUT shamingšŸ—£ļøšŸ“¢
user309 Love them trying to out-compliment each other
user61 he has such a gorgeous smile
user7 actual post of you and ļ¹«youruser when?
user633 nobody wants to see that
use105 speak for yourself
user708 šŸ˜šŸ˜
user808 i don't know who's luckier, her or him
user809 both, both is good
user007 hope you're having fun destroying my heartšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user169 charles please, please, do you need a dog because i swear i can bark. in fact i am barking and drooling violently rn
user196 you really get me
user45 he's taking pictures of me y'all šŸ«¶šŸ¼
user502 šŸ„µšŸ”„
user19 you can do so much better than her, i promise
user67 i cried a little when i saw your post of her was still up
user64 I feel like a Victorian manā„¢ seeing a woman's ankle for the first time šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«
user664 feeling like how teachers think boys feel when seeing a girl's shoulders
user325 don't forget to keep applying sunscreen!
user04 he's so pretty, i'm sick to my stomach.
user758 he tryna kill people i swear
user99 honestly, i think he looks so at peace/happy and i'm grateful for that
user74 you're honestly ruining my life by not being mine šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
user981 that looks like too much food for 1 person
user523 that's because im with himšŸ¤—
user296 screaming, crying, throwing up, banging my head against the wall, wailing like a banshee.
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user39 just fell to my knees in a Walmart
youruser this is not the soft launch we agreed on mon bijou
charles_leclerc just wanted to show you off mon ange
youruser oh !
user505 ALL MINE BY BRENT FAIYAZ!??!! oh it's really over šŸ˜­
landonorris can't even get picture creds for the 4th slide
user444 you didn't even get a reply šŸ’€ everybody point šŸ«µšŸ¼ and laugh
landonorris just looked at your bio and it says ln4, i really is your own fansšŸ˜ž
user528 can't believe she invented green šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø
user553 them in the photobooth, fuck, is it hotšŸ„µšŸ„µ in here orrr
youruser who is she???
charles_leclerc oh you know, just the love of my life
youruser kicking my feet, smiling SO hard right now. je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime.
charles_leclerc je t'aime encore plus mon angeā¤ļø (i love you even more my angel)
user378 The launch we've been waiting for
user957 the way they're looking at each other, parting my hair with a knife šŸ¤Ŗ
youruser you're obsessed with me
charles_leclerc well, yes! am i not supposed to be??
user39 no shame in admitting it, i respect thatšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø
user291 serving cunt like she got a master's degree in cuntology from servington universitea
user239 charles, can you fight because i feel like i'm gonna steal your girl
charles_leclerc ... you have five seconds to delete thisšŸ™‚
user805 If I speak...
user806 charles would probably block you
user575 charlessss i can make you happier, trust me
youruser no, i don't think i will
user575 my bad girl, didn't think you'd see this.
maxverstappen1 you guys are so sickening, please get a room
charles_leclerc who even invited you???
youruser wow max, i thought you liked us
maxverstappen1 YOU DID
maxverstappen1 not enough to watch you both be so touchy sorry
yourbestfriend my stunning girlšŸ’š
charles_leclerc i think you mean, MY girl
yourbestfriend i'm not arguing with you, ļ¹«youruser please come get your man
youruser i think 'm gonna stay out of this...
user332 when will someone post me to my fav brent faiyaz songšŸ«¤
user333 manifesting getting posted to stay down šŸ•ÆļøšŸ™šŸ¾šŸ•ÆļøšŸ™šŸ¾šŸ•ÆļøšŸ™šŸ¾
user334 my wedding song frfršŸ˜©
user018 why did daddy's home start playing šŸ›
user12 FINALLY
user618 is your girlfriend single?
charles_leclerc read that first part again for me
user466 KHCJTSURS 5HE HARED LAWNCH
user540 not one word spelt correctly, open the schools!!!
user843 who is cutting onionsšŸ˜­šŸ˜­???
user785 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM
charles_leclerc feeling really blessed šŸ™šŸ»
user912 this is so unserious šŸ’€
user440 love love love šŸ˜˜
user54 love a black woman from infinity to infinity!!!
user113 in the words of dove cameron, i could be a better boyfriend than him. trustšŸ™šŸ¾
user53 NOOOO YN come back to meeee!!!
charles_leclerc i think she's good here, next to me
user17 can't breathe!!!
user17 hottest gf alive
user17 she looks too good i can't breathe šŸ« 
user27 showed this to my therapist and she's finally gonna let me kill myself
user065 to be shown off like this,,, i beg
pierregasly the fact that we were together in the last slide...
charles_leclerc but is this a friend group hard launch?
user513 call this hard launch an ugly twink the way it cannot be topped
use488 CALL IT WHAT NOWšŸŽ¤šŸŽ¤
user83 the wording is CRAZY
user48 not Charles beefing with everyone in love w his girlšŸ’€šŸ’€
user259 just bought a whole house with the 1st pic. her face card is insane
user613 kissin the screenšŸ˜™
charles_leclerc kissing heršŸ‘©šŸ¾ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ’‹ā€šŸ‘ØšŸ»
youruser ok that's enough
user613 oooohhhh you got scolded šŸ«µ
user6 LETS GO TO PARISšŸ˜‹
user084 the audacity to use that emoji, ijbol
user40 i hate you
user40 i'm sorry that was jealousy speaking, so happy for youā¤ļø
user069 i - no words
user675 charles, I heard she throws rocks at orphans
charles_leclerc i'm not an orphan but she can hit mešŸ˜Š
arthur_leclerc NO SHAMEšŸ˜­
youruser i do not throw rocks at children, ļ¹«charles_leclerc hi
user675 yeah, i lied but he's something...
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user73 didn't i say don't post your man šŸ„²
charles_leclerc who is that guy?
youruser he's just this guy i'm hopelessly in love with
charles_leclerc he's very luckyā¤ļø
youruser we both areā¤ļø
user23 we all know who it is girlšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
charles_leclerc i can't believe you didn't post a single picture of me where my face is visible šŸ˜Ŗ
youruser i hate you, you know we agreed on the soft launch
charles_leclerc you hate me? so enemies to loversšŸ˜
youruser šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø
user704 she's so mean to him, what does he even see in her
user202 you know there's this thing called banter and he's a grown man who can make his own decisions?
user525 can't wait for the future videos of her at any of the grand prix races
user4 he's got a grip on you in every picture i've seen of y'all together so far, like chill lil bro, she's not gon run awayšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£
user206 he's actually just like me bc if she was my girl...
yourbestfriend the best launch because we don't have to see his face
user180 ur so real ily
yourbestfriend jokes, but I'm happy for you bothšŸ’š
youruser love youšŸ’š
user16 i'm sošŸ˜­ happyšŸ˜­ for youšŸ˜­ bothšŸ˜­
user444 lover gyal era!
user407 must be nice to young, sexy and in love
youruser it really isšŸ„°
user350 do y'all need a third, a dog, a maid, or anything really because i can do it all!
user110 shattered.
user12 feeling giddy asf like i'm the one who got postedšŸ˜µā€šŸ’«
user61 you two look great togetheršŸ˜Š
youruser thank you aoifešŸ¤Ž
user61 you KNOW MY NE?$?$?_? SHE KNOWS MY NAME JEJEJEJ IM SCREAKING
user08 lord, i see what you've done for others šŸ™šŸ¼
user940 when will it be me.(with you)
charles_leclerc never, not even in the next thousand lifetimes šŸ¤£
user838 CHARLES???
user839 OHMYDAYS?!?!
user516 the rope in my backyard looks so tempting
user133 I love k. so much
user48 feet? for free? in this economy?
lilymhe leave him for me, let's run away togetheršŸ’’
youruser packing my bags šŸ›ļø
charles_leclerc ļ¹«alex_albon please come get your girlfriend
alex_albon lily... what is this
lilymhe as the saying goes, never let your boyfriend stop you from finding your wife
charles_leclerc NOT MY GIRLFRIEND THO
youruser boooo tomato tomato tomato i'm throwing tomatoesšŸ…šŸ…šŸ…
charles_leclerc mon ange???
user909 lily was cooking ā™ØļøšŸ³
user102 remember everyone, he is NOT a mountain, he CAN be moved!
user00 Donatella VERSACEšŸ’œ
user6 i love the eiffel tower
user315 because you're parisian, right????
user57 i don't think that's the reasonšŸ’€šŸ’€
user510 do you want another boyfriend?
user204 i just think it really weird that you're not posting his face when he literally posted multiple pictures of you on his account, like what are you hiding?
user832 i think it's weird that you don't know how to mind your own business? like it's crazy that you think you're entitled to a reason. this is her account to do what she wants with it, even if she posted him, you'd complain. so please, just shut up.
user278 not my boyfriend having the audacity to steal my girlfriend from mešŸ«¤
user98 honestly if I looked like her, i would not know how to act
user122 facts
landonorris what is with you and your boyfriend not giving credit for pictures i take???
youruser this isn't about you right nowšŸ«¶šŸ¾
user444 at least you got a response this time
landonorris again, for someone who has ln4 in their bio, you sure like to bully me
user444 you think this is bullying? i can actually bully you if you want
landonorris no, i'm goodšŸ‘‹šŸ»
user303 that one girl was right about you liking the wind a lil too much
user926 yeah this is cute and all but can i land this backflip off a cliff?
user376 those flowers are so pretty šŸ¤šŸŽ€
user401 driving home in the wrong lane tonightšŸ¤£
user527 the way i was right the whole time and now my friend owes me money šŸ„°
user830 you guys are such a cute couple
user010 this would have been such a good soft launch dump of we didn't see his hard launch šŸ˜…
youruser added to their story.
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user09 posting a man to MITSKI?! oh it's serious, ur actually down horrendous
yourbestfriend hard launching on ur story when you soft launched in a post is crazyyyyšŸ¤£šŸ¤£
youruser hard launching when i see a ring šŸ¤—
nah, im kidding but if they want to see him, go to his profilešŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø
yourbestfriend IKTR šŸ’…šŸ¾
user215 now my man's gonna expect me to post him on my story like thisšŸ˜‘ but i forgive you queen šŸ™„
landonorris finally made it in a post!
youruser finally you can stop complaining šŸ«¶šŸ¾
landonorris why are you and charles so mean to me
youruser because you deserve it, hope this helpsšŸ™ŒšŸ¾
francisca.cgomez double dating with you was so fun! can't wait to do it again šŸ’ž
youruser yes! gonna go bother charles to make plans for another one soon šŸ˜
user121 the sun drawing around ur eyesšŸ„² crying, that's so effin cute
yourfriend not you being all sentimental with the daniel caesar song AND the puzzle pieces
youruser damn, can't even do something nicešŸ§šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø see if i post you again
yourfriend you're so dramatic pookie
user531 the bear and the flowerss, please where can i get man like thatšŸ˜–
user479 so many gorgeous girlsšŸ„°
user06 glad you're surrounding yourself with people who make you happy and bring out this lovely light šŸ¤Ž
yourfriend2 when the plans finally make it out the group chatšŸ™ŒšŸ¾šŸŽ‰
youruser love that for usšŸ¤§ but i swear getting stuck in that elevator made me reconsider all my decisions leading up to that moment
yourfriend2 the 1st hour wasn't that bad tho
yourfriend3 we will never be freešŸ™
youruser please shut upšŸ˜­šŸ˜­
yourfriend3 no bc you didn't listen when dr umar said "SNOW BUNNIES NEVAšŸ™…šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļøāŒ"
youruser i do not see itšŸ§˜šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø
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ā¤· end note ā€§ ā˜… : halfway through making this i went "hmm, this should be a lando smau" but then i continued doing this. it posted like 5 times which freaked me out and was supposed to be done ages ago but yeah. also french is from deepl. enjoy.
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shoutosbaeby Ā· 2 months ago
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THE LETHAL FACE CARDā€¦?????
Anyway I think ppl liked the last one so I have some Shoto x female reader headcanons for u :D
The slightly nsfw ones are aged up headcanons so minors DNI !!!
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SWEET/CUTE
- Gives the best comfort hugs. Heā€™s warm on his left side as well so it just adds to it. If you ever need a shoulder to cry on, heā€™s there.
- Loves giving you forehead kisses and pecks that go up from your collarbone to your jawline. Heā€™d leave sweet marks on your neck sometimes. But heā€™d do it affectionately, you know?
- Isnā€™t good at cooking but if youā€™re ever on your period and youā€™re craving something, heā€™s go out and get it for you. (Might threaten Katsuki or Sato into making it but thatā€™s a last resort) He would also reassure you constantly that he doesnā€™t mind and understands that periods are completely normal. He also uses his left hand as a heating pad for your belly if you ever get cramps <3
- Heā€™s very accommodating. Heā€™ll sleep on whichever side of the bed that you like, watch whatever shows or movies you want with you, play any video game you choose and read every single book recommendation you give him. Heā€™ll adjust to whatever you prefer and doesnā€™t mind letting you choose most of the time.
- Not very affectionate through words. It actually takes him a really long time to say ā€œI love you.ā€ But itā€™s so obvious that he loves you just from everything he does for you. His love languages are acts or service and giving gifts !! He has your favorite things memorized.
- Very laid back and chill so he doesnā€™t get jealous most of the time. But he draws the line if someone touches you.
- He actually gives you a lot of attitude (thatā€™s just who he is) but knows when to stop. If you have a bad day you wonā€™t hear a single teasing word from him until youā€™re feeling better.
- Talking about bad days, he always makes them better. You could be exhausted and stressed out after a long day and Shoto would get you one of your favorite snacks and watch whatever show you want with you to make you feel better. Or heā€™d just hold you until you fall asleep.
- During winter, you sleep on his left and during summer you sleep on his right.
- Loves to see you in his clothes because they look so huge on you and he finds it adorable.
ANGSTY/SAD
- Sometimes he has days where a trauma response will take over and he wouldnā€™t like it when people touch him. It lasts a few days and only happens when he gets stressed out or his PTSD reacts badly to something. But even if he doesnā€™t want to be touched, your presence comforts him more than anything.
- When he has nightmares, heā€™ll wrap his arms around you from behind and stay awake for the rest of the night. Youā€™re the only thing that keeps him grounded during that time.
- Whenever you both argue, heā€™s terrified that heā€™ll do something. Even though he would never do anything like his father did. Heā€™s scared that heā€™ll end up that way and ends up avoiding you sometimes because of that thought. But some communication and a few hugs can always solve the issue <3
SLIGHTLY NSFW (Aged up Shoto and Iā€™m keeping it short because idk how to write stuff like this.)
- Covers you in hickeys. Absolutely loves seeing you marked up after a long night.
- Clever with his fingers.
- Very few words are spoken, but he gets things done for sure.
- The best aftercare in the world.
- Doesnā€™t have the highest drive, but it goes up when he starts. (Ifykwim)
- Will make sure to absolutely wreck you every single time <33
THAT WAS SO AWKWARD TO WRITE I NEED TO IMPROVE AT THIS šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Anyways hope u liked -3-
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face card is absolutely lethal. I fainted just looking at these šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
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ooogaboogabeepbop Ā· 13 days ago
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Serving absolutely lethal face card
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tangents-within-tangents Ā· 9 months ago
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The Bad Batch as Penguins of Madagascar Quotes
Bc Iā€™ve seen a few posts making this magnificent comparison and both of these squads are near and dear to my heart and bc I need a distraction from the s3 premiere ahhh
Tech: *mission relevant info* Hunter: Tell me something I donā€™t know! Tech: Without mucus your stomach would digest itself Hunter: ā€¦ Hunter: Tell me something else I donā€™t knowā€¦something less disturbing
Hunter: (to Caleb) It's okay, kid. We're not going to hurt you Crosshair: *cocks his gun* Not true, Hunter, they did authorize lethal force
Wrecker: *absolutely decking his bros* You pillow fight like a bunch of little girls!
Crosshair: What part of "zip it" eludes you?! The "zip" or the "it"?!
Echo: I don't mind saying it, that guy vexes me. *narrows eyes* He's a vexer.
Hunter: Boys, no training tonight. It's game night! Tech: Trivia! Let's play trivia! I dominate trivia! Omega: Oh! Can we play Simon Says this week? Tech: Yes, Simon says we play TRIVIA!!
Crosshair: I find reason tedious and boring. We'll use force.
Echo: I'm sorry, boys. I sometimes resort to sarcasm when facing the unknown Tech: No doubt
Hunter: Oh Iā€™ve seen accident prone, try Wrecker and Crosshair! With a Chandrilan lantern! And SIX BOTTLES of rocket fuel!! Tech: Worst talent show ever
Hunter: There's no such thing as too paranoid, Omega. Remember that, and forget you ever heard it!
Tech: SCIENCE! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?
Omega: I have an idea! But I'm not sure how safe it is Wrecker: I like it already!
Crosshair: *while fighting* You cannot win, Hunter! I am fueled with a boiling hate! A raging fury! Hunter: And a babbling mouth! *slaps him*
Omega: No! I swore Iā€™d never use my adorability as a weapon again, and I meant it!
Echo: Wrecker, cover Omegaā€™s ears, I intend to use my angry words
Tech: This red line shows the frustration level of a really smart person forced to take orders from some dunder-brained boob. As you can see the frustration just keeps rising and rising and rising. I mean, why don't they put the smart guy in charge, huh? IT DOESNā€™T MAKE ANY SENSE! SOMETHING HAS GOT TO GIVE, PEOPLE! AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS?!
Wrecker and Omega: *run in making incomprehensible panicked noises* Hunter: Anyone catch that? Echo: *nonchalantly interprets it exactly* The Batch: ā€¦ Echo: What? Iā€™m fluent in panic
Tech: Cool cars go faster. That's a scientific fact.
Cody, in his one episode: I believe now I know why ā€œvolunteersā€ ends in ā€œtearsā€
Hunter: No batcher gets left behind, thatā€™s why! Wrecker: What about Crosshair? Hunter: Okay, one batcher gets left behind Omega: and Echo? Hunter: Maybe two batchers get left behind Tech: Umā€¦ Hunter: *groan* Comparatively few batchers get left behind, okay?!
Omega: I thought you agreed this was a dangerous weapon! Wrecker: Which is the best kind! What good is a safe weapon?! Tech: He has a point
Hunter: Avert your eyes, young Omega, youā€™ll never be able to unsee this! Tech, recording bc thatā€™s his freaking hobby: Donā€™t worry about it Iā€™ll burn you a dvd!
Crosshair: *standing outside the Marauder* Hunter! I have brought you a hand drawn greeting card! It says ā€œRoses are red. Posies are green. Sorry about Bracca, I was too mean. Your pal, Crosshairā€ :) Hunter: *walks out and shreds the card*
Hunter: Get up here. Thatā€™s an order! Tech: *salutes* Permission to defy order? Hunter: Permission denied! Tech: Then I deny your denial (sorry)
Echo: *watching Hunter and Wrecker, captured and surrounded by stormtroopers* Well this hardly seems fair Echo: *jumps in a walker and defeats them easily* Told you it wasn't fair
*Phee and Tech kiss* Omega: *eyes being covered by Hunter* awww Wrecker: Finally!
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