#ABSOLUTELY CANNOT
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💜🏴☠️✨ HAPPY FRIDAY, ZADDIES [x] ✨🏴☠️💜
#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD Season 2#Taika Waititi#Rhys Darby#Samba Schutte#Samson Kayo#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Edit#I CANNOT#ABSOLUTELY CANNOT
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only you.
#I still cannot fathom that the jayvik ending we got is real#I'm still convinced I will wake up from a dream#Every tiny thing about it was absolutely perfect#and I applaud everyone who worked on it#so all I really wanted to add was a little kiss#in honour of this incredibly beautiful scene#jayvik intertwined their souls and will now spend eternity together#jesus christ#get a room you two#arcane#arcane fanart#jayvik#jayvik fanart#jayce#viktor#jayce and viktor#my art#fanart
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"Mr. Yang? That drink making robot, could I-" He's already holding a screwdriver and makes a turning motion with it. "I only want to take a look, I assure you I would never break anything. I'm a professional."
"... Please be careful regardless." He cannot stress enough how badly without divulging specifically why. He wasn't about to trust anything that damn cube would be willing to send back to the Express.
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Tiny god of destruction gives his ward questionable dating advice
#Honestly idk what Adrien's look is about#I for one think this is great advice#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#miraculous ladybug fanart#adrien agreste#ml fanart#plagg#miraculous plagg#my art#Adrien absolutely Does Not look like he's actually sitting on the bed#but I cannot be bothered with backgrounds#so it's staying like this
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it is absolutely true that every character in death note is in a completely different piece of media from every other character. light thinks he's in law and order. L is in columbo, as columbo. misa is in a sabrina carpenter song and rem is in a chappell roan song. to ryuk this is all the three stooges. soichiro is in taken and matsuda is in brooklyn 99 and aizawa is in disco elysium. this is mikami's silence of the lambs and you're living in it. mello will either make this whole situation into twilight or die trying, and near? well. near is in death note.
#this is inspired by a dungeon meshi post that i cannot find at the moment that ends with 'and laois is in dungeon meshi' so credit to that#but like seriously jdsfghsjfdg. absolutely no one is on the same page here#death note#light yagami#l lawliet#misa amane#mello#near#do i actually want to tag all the characters#whatever that's enough#this has been in my drafts for so long. be free#mine
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11/20
#big day for doomed yaoi enjoyers#(me)#i’m never ever doing this again i was screaming every minute coloring this i literally cannot do hard light#biggest case of “trust the process” i’ve ever experienced in my life#also i was gonna originally do a gun instead of knife to keep it canon but i quickly learned i can’t in fact draw guns#a knife is more symbolic anyway. stabbed in the back. yk#(trying to comfort myself that i can’t draw firearms even after eight years of art)#i remember playing this scene for the first time and actually breaking down at 2am bc that betrayal STUNG#i actually had no remorse for akechi after that 😭😭 i actually felt like a sadist for enjoying beating his ass in shidos palace#akechi as a character was specifically designed to make me go through all five stages of grief within a matter of minutes#absolute rollercoaster of emotions#ANYWAY IM FINALLY FREE TIME TO NOT DO ART FOR THE NEXT FOUR MONTHS 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼#persona 5 royal#persona 5#p5#p5r#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#goro akechi#akechi goro#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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I’m once again thinking about an animated locked tomb series and I can’t stop making these 💀
#harrow the ninth#the locked tomb#tlt#tlt fanart#arcane#arcane fanart#arcane season 2#gideon the ninth#my art#screenshot edit/paint over#You cannot tell me this wouldn’t absolutely fuck
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Arguments about what's canon and what's not in SW fandom are kinda pointless, I know for a fact that every fan has their personal frankensteined version of canon based on what's best for their own blorbos. I love picking up a random licensed book to sneer at half of its ideas and then steal the rest. Some shows and books and comics and whole movies are simply not incorporated into my belief system. That's how we roll
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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theres a certain youtuber that i like and every once in a while i see some bullshit drama starting video about them and i'll start it like "oh no did they do something really bad" and every time its always "idk they just strike me as really creepy" about extremely normal social anxiety/awkward behaviors.
anyway some of yall are extremely not okay about very minor "not fitting in" behavior and it's really really cruel. stop being fucking mean girls.
#like i cannot imagine being this person these videos are my absolute nightmare scenario#that i'd do something awkward and weird and slightly annoying#and 1000000000 people hate me forever for it#yall may or may not know which youtuber this is about but i dont want to name them because again: nightmare scenario#to be fair. there's an entirely DIFFERENT podcaster that this ALSO happens to#yall can probably guess that one
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feast my fellow owl enthusiasts
#another owl set because i’m *hits a drum solo* mentally ill#bird art#hermits of ga’hoole#hermitcraft#goodtimeswithscar#bdoubleo100#ethoslab#zombiecleo#not tagging jh because i cannot think of a worse scenario then a cc seeing these even as low as the chance is ngl#these busy bird patterns are so much fun about absolutely not replicable in the slightest
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characters created in a lab for tumblr specifically (affectionate)
#dead boy detectives#deadboydetectivesedit#niko sasaki#the cat king#crystal palace#edwin payne#charles rowland#george rexstrew#jayden revri#kassius nelson#yuyu kitamura#lukas gage#mine#this absolutely includes the cat king btw he is My pathetic wet meow meow#i cannot get the colouring of this show!!! whatever.#1k
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Operation Son-in-Law
It's not that Bruce has a problem, necessarily. He just has a type.
And Danny, with his blue eyes, black hair, and hangdog expression (an almost permanent feature thanks to a past Jason tries not to think about, lest the Green fill his vision entirely) absolutely fits that type. Even more so, when someone pulls him out of those dark thoughts.
Danny is far more intelligent than he gives himself credit for. Danny has a sharp mind and a sharper tongue. He's kind enough to care for the people of Gotham more than Gotham will ever care about him, but strong enough to let that wash over him like water off a duck's back.
Danny Nightingale is never allowed to meet Bruce Wayne.
Alright, never might be a bit of a stretch. Danny Nightingale is not allowed to meet Bruce Wayne, not until Jason manages to put a ring on his finger. Otherwise, good intentions or not, Bruce can and will make things really weird, really quickly.
It's a good thing (kind of) that the rest of his haphazardly extended family are more keen to bully him for being wrapped around a skinny little twink's finger than welcome another brother into the family, because this is a level of interference Jason's pretty sure he couldn't run on his own.
#dpxdc#dead on main#this is absolutely either crack or crack treated seriously#I will never write this but fine I guess I'm just moving in here now#jason: guys you cannot let Bruce meet my boyfriend#jason: he'll adopt him five minutes ago#the entire batfam: laughing their asses off
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
#another one tying into the “ouch prompt#prompts#prompt#Bruce absolutely loses it#I’m sorry but that man cannot take his son dying again and being too late to prevent it#meanwhile Jason: had one beer too many#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#red hood#batman#Damian wayne
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NOT TO MAKE ANOTHER "LOOK AT THIS STAYED GONE FRAME" POST BUT THIS ONE IS MORE MISSABLE THAN THE MULTIPLE TIMES VOX DOES THE RAINBOW TV BARS. literally a blink and you miss it frame. cause why is it a literal straight up BI FLAG right after alastor reveals vox tried to ask him to join his "team". like the rainbow tv bars you could brush off as them just deciding to colour the tv error bars a bit different. but this. this is just the fucking bi flag like there's no ifs ands or buts about it. what was the reason.
LIKE COME ON
#osrs.txt#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#vox hazbin hotel#vox hazbin#like this absolutely CANNOT be a coincidence I cannot defend him for this#hazbin hotel#bisexual#<- adding this because it is extremely relevant#1k#2k#5k
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‘Interview With the Vampire’: Ben Daniels on That Bloody Season 2 Finale
#cw death#cw cancer#ben daniels#ian gelder#iwtv#interview with the vampire#this is absolutely devastating to read & I cannot imagine#working on a project like this at this time#id in alt text
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