#ABSOLUTELY CANNOT
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💜🏴☠️✨ HAPPY FRIDAY, ZADDIES [x] ✨🏴☠️💜
#OFMD#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD Season 2#Taika Waititi#Rhys Darby#Samba Schutte#Samson Kayo#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Edit#I CANNOT#ABSOLUTELY CANNOT
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My suggestion for people who have that “I Must Now Die” reaction is to practice saying something like “Oh, okay. Sorry, I need a minute, it’s not you.” and walk away and sit in silence, distract yourself, do anything else until the spiralling stops. If you can’t leave, just don’t say anything but you can still stop responding or participating and if its a work or school meeting, you can come back with, “Let me sit on this a little while and I’ll get back to you with my answer.”
It’s somewhat rude and weird behaviour to walk out mid-conversation, but it’s a way to cut off your desire to apologize until someone reassures you and it’s far more fair to them. The exact same thing they just asked for (”Excuse me I need a bit of space”) is what you’re asking in return. If they ask you what’s wrong, repeat “I just need a few minutes, I’m not angry.” and unless they’re very close to you, don’t say anything else.
Once you can get the self-abnegnation under control -- because it *will* fade given some remove from the situation, in time or space -- you can go back to what you were doing with a brief, “Thank you, [conversation you had before].”
I’m saying this out of experience and about what has worked for me. I still struggle with the “I Must Now Die,” but recognizing it as irrational and straight-up *wrong* is vital. Practising how to step away will help a lot, because you have to stop feeding it to move on.
Btw when someone says "don't talk to me like that, I don't know you" the normal thing to do is apologize for the perceived overfamiliarity and correct the behavior. Just in case anyone was wondering
#vague suggestions#but I know how long it's taken me to realize how to stop it#it's absolutely the dumbest reaction possible#but you cannot feed it#absolutely cannot#rejection sensitive dysphoria#anxiety#coping methods#manipulation#scripting#strategies#(I have to use this because sometimes I will start crying)#(this is extremely unhelpful for everyone involved)
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Arguments about what's canon and what's not in SW fandom are kinda pointless, I know for a fact that every fan has their personal frankensteined version of canon based on what's best for their own blorbos. I love picking up a random licensed book to sneer at half of its ideas and then steal the rest. Some shows and books and comics and whole movies are simply not incorporated into my belief system. That's how we roll
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Tiny god of destruction gives his ward questionable dating advice
#Honestly idk what Adrien's look is about#I for one think this is great advice#miraculous ladybug#miraculous fanart#miraculous ladybug fanart#adrien agreste#ml fanart#plagg#miraculous plagg#my art#Adrien absolutely Does Not look like he's actually sitting on the bed#but I cannot be bothered with backgrounds#so it's staying like this
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characters created in a lab for tumblr specifically (affectionate)
#dead boy detectives#deadboydetectivesedit#niko sasaki#the cat king#crystal palace#edwin payne#charles rowland#george rexstrew#jayden revri#kassius nelson#yuyu kitamura#lukas gage#mine#this absolutely includes the cat king btw he is My pathetic wet meow meow#i cannot get the colouring of this show!!! whatever.#1k
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y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable
#ramble#it's not loud btw it's just like. singing along in the car volume#not to get on my soapbox but there's a literal dent in his wall from his controller. and we're in the uk you CANNOT punch through walls#idk about anyone else but i've NEVER yelled at a video game?? like i'm absolute dogshit at 80% of them#and i've never had a PHYSICAL reaction beyond maybe 'ughh' then turning it off#if you're getting that angry maybe you just need to play different games because you're clearly not having fun#also added bonus that i didn't realise until adulthood. as a former daughter#cis son privileges are CRAZY#i don't even swear in front of my parents and my dude is just screaming actual slurs next door with NO consequences#like you wouldn't do that in public why is it ok to do it here#i think i've said fuck in front of my mum ONCE and i literally couldn't look at her the entire day#this is a box i am not ready to unpack yet akdhdh#is this just a my family thing or is this common
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
#another one tying into the “ouch prompt#prompts#prompt#Bruce absolutely loses it#I’m sorry but that man cannot take his son dying again and being too late to prevent it#meanwhile Jason: had one beer too many#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#bruce wayne#tim drake#red hood#batman#Damian wayne
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NOT TO MAKE ANOTHER "LOOK AT THIS STAYED GONE FRAME" POST BUT THIS ONE IS MORE MISSABLE THAN THE MULTIPLE TIMES VOX DOES THE RAINBOW TV BARS. literally a blink and you miss it frame. cause why is it a literal straight up BI FLAG right after alastor reveals vox tried to ask him to join his "team". like the rainbow tv bars you could brush off as them just deciding to colour the tv error bars a bit different. but this. this is just the fucking bi flag like there's no ifs ands or buts about it. what was the reason.
LIKE COME ON
#osrs.txt#radiostatic#staticradio#onewaybroadcast#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#vox#vox hazbin hotel#vox hazbin#like this absolutely CANNOT be a coincidence I cannot defend him for this#hazbin hotel#bisexual#<- adding this because it is extremely relevant#1k#2k#5k
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‘Interview With the Vampire’: Ben Daniels on That Bloody Season 2 Finale
#cw death#cw cancer#ben daniels#ian gelder#iwtv#interview with the vampire#this is absolutely devastating to read & I cannot imagine#working on a project like this at this time#id in alt text
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HAPPY DUNMESHI DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#kabru#mithrun#wat is their pairing called. they CANNOT be kathrun it looks like an american mom spelling katherine#my art#anyway these 2 are my absolute favs when are they gonna make a kabru figurine cause id snap that shit up in seconds#kabumisu#←THANKS FOR TELLING ME
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there’s something so hopeful about akutagawa no longer being weighed down by dazai’s words and free from his inherent manipulation due to his amnesia….and with this he is able to truly show us the maximum power of his own ability, unrestrained and untainted from dazai’s expectations of him.
previously, aku was only focused on getting stronger because it was dazai who was pushing him, dazai who was experimenting with him to truly bring out the potential he saw.
but now, aku has someone else to protect. he is a “martyr” for justice, as he said when he wielded the sword. bram’s resolve has manifested into a mindset that will truly take advantage of akutagawa’s inherent nature to defend and protect. like he did with his friends in the slums. like he does with his sister.
now we will all truly get to see just how powerful he can be. what his resolve is made of.
#i’m actually so fucking happy for him if you couldn’t already tell#aku character arc my absolute beloved i am SEATED i cannot wait#bsd#bsd 119#akutagawa ryuunosuke
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“My friends mom collects miniatures of designer chairs and these are some of them 😫” via twitter
#I’m absolutely obsessed with this I cannot stop zooming in on different little chairs#i think the appeal is beautiful expensive unique things. but they are not functional they are instead tiny and cute#photography#furniture#design#aesthetic#homes#items
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"Marcille hates all of Laios' freak traits but loves them in Falin" is honestly a really good joke but... you guys do know it's a joke right?
It's such a funny one I honestly find it impossible to get mad at even when people mistake it for an actual truth about the characters but JUST TO MAKE IT CLEAR
THIS is how marcille reacts when Falin is predictably just as enthusiastic about eating monsters as her brother was.
That is not the face of a woman who thinks this trait is lovely and endearing as long as it's exhibited by the girl she loves. That is the face of a woman who is taking 7d8 psychic damage and yet knows deep in her heart she won't like Falin any less for it.
The way young Marcille reacts to Falin eating berries Marcille can't recognize but Falin knows are safe is pretty similar to how she reacts to eating monsters years later, albeit with more fear than disgust. The difference in her relationships with Laios and Falin isn't just that she's attracted to Falin, it's because the Touden siblings, while similar, are in fact different people. Not just genderswaps of each other.
Also, I think you all already know this, but just to say it: she doesn't actually hate Laios for any of his freak tendencies either. He's one of her best friends. She's just a lot quicker to be outwardly exasperated with him while she's quieter about it with Falin.
#dungeon meshi#falin touden#laios touden#marcille donato#dungeon meshi meta#again I cannot be mad at fanon jokes when they're actually funny#and also marcille absolutely DOES have different standards for the touden siblings#i'd argue the way she more easily argue with laios than falin is a) because falin is better at EXPLAINING her autistic swag#so after the initial freakout marcille can calm down. laios does NOT know how to do this#and b) because she DOES idealize falin. And so she takes this stuff in a 'well not even my beautiful angel darling can be perfect' way#though in the end their autistic swag is also a big part of what she appreciates in both of them#in different ways as i said but the oddities are part of why she's close with both of them!! that doesn't change the exasperation though!
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Can u guess 😳 what I’ve been playing 🤭🤭
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king#and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him#you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took#but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane#i cannot handle these two#like i can vibe with the cat king#but charles x edwin for the WIN#obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different#but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything#vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it#i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin#the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else#(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#the cat king#painland#payneland#dbd netflix
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Levi Ackerman in every 進撃の巨人 Episode
....Thank you Isayama for giving us this man ❤️
#levi ackerman#levi#snkedit#snkgraphic#snk spoilers#snk#shingeki no kyojin#aotedit#aot#attack on titan#torisnkgifs#love of my life my number one my fav person in the entire universe#the world will never know how much i love you because words cannot describe it and it is umeasurable#levi means absolutely everything to me ...thanks for being with me for these 10 years 💖 i will never EVER forget you 💖#thank you for exiting and for letting me love you all these years#levi will forever be my number one#usergojoana#usergokalp#userartless#useraki#userdabiluna#userokkottsus#userinahochi#usermica#tuserelena#tusersky#usersenka#usermoonz#kilruas#userheidi
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