#ABSOLUTE TEAM DADS

[homkamiro]

Fem spy/Transmasc spy are both really funny to me because they imply that Spy was the one to carry Scout, and Scout would not handle that information responsibly. Or at all, really.

He didn't need to imagine that

[egophiliac]

Please elaborate on your twst Pokémon headcannons I’m very interested

I had planned on drawing everyone for this (I made a LIST!) but it. hasn't been going well. 💀 soooo here's what I have so far!

Riddle - Roserade (I was going with 'no legendaries', otherwise I would've given him a Shaymin) (and I don't think Togedemaru is actually a hedgehog or I would've given him one of those too) (...they kind of do fit though. hmm.)

Trey - Alcremie (clover/mint cream + strawberry/ruby cream)

Cater - DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD! DITTO SQUAD!

Ace - Impidimp (I feel like there's probably a better one for him, but I can't think of it)

Deuce - Scraggy (meanwhile I KNOW deep in my heart that this is true)

Leona - Pyroar (but like. a nasty Pyroar. just a grizzly old Pyroar with the shittiest attitude imaginable. they pretend to hate each other but secretly they are a bonded pair, do not separate)

[chimchiri]

For the requests: maybe Dash and Spitfire are doing some bonding gaming with Scoots? I'm sure they enjoy some console gaming, but maybe they could be convinced to do some board games as well?

I had to color this in because I loved this idea too much. Scootaloo gets some help from Spitfire and learns an important lesson about strategy and playing the long game.

Poor Rainbow gets demolished.

[pastel-medic]

Scout hating Spy this, Spy hating Scout that

Hear me out. Complicated comfort father-son dynamic

[luxurystark-jackson]

season 13 is like. this is jack. his real mom is dead and his real dad is satan but that’s okay! because he’s not in this universe anymore.

anyways this is his new dad that doesn’t want him around (so like a real dad) and that guy’s brother who’s kinda like his new mom. oh and then the dead angel comes back to life and now he has two moms, which is an upgrade from no moms. the angel is gay for his dad. and that is just his life.

[rikustarlight]

Nejiten Kids Designs | NejiTen Family Head Cannons

I was doodling a bit and I figured I’d express my idea of how Tenten and Neji would contrast in training their children:

How Tenten trains with her kids :

Of course they’d be impressed by how their mother never misses her mark.

Dialogue:

Tenten: C’mon now, kids. Remember what I taught you!

Meiten, Nozomi, Hizashi: Perfect aim!

Neji: your mother is Konoha’s Legendary Weapons Master for a reason.

Vs.

When Neji trains with his kids:

Tenten finds it hilarious that Neji insists on forcing the three of them to try and work together to land a hit on him…kind of like how Gai used to make Lee Neji and Tenten spar when they were gennin….

Dialogue:

Neji: what is going on with you three? You lot got easily tangled up!

Tenten: pfftttt~ heehee

Meiten: Papa is so merciless when we train together! No fair…

Hizashi (to his brother): Ugh, Nozomi got in the way! Not mom laughing at us…

Nozomi: Hizashi, get the hell off of me! I lost focus ‘cause of you.

[seventeenlovesthree]

Without them, 02 would never have happened. So naturally, without them, this movie also never would have happened.

Half a year has passed, my favourite people have finally watched the movie, it has been pirated - I can FINALLY WRITE META POSTS WITH PICTURE EVIDENCE, SO STAY TUNED.

[lets-try-some-writing]

In your Unicron & Earth AU, do the events of "One Shall Rise" still happen? With Megatron trying to awaken Unicron and all that? Or do the events play out differently?

One of these days Imma make this AU into a fic just you watch me-

To answer your question, yes the episode still occurs. However, there are a few small differences. Firstly, Unicron did nothing to purposefully mess with Megatron's mind or spark. By that point, the god of Death was largely content with his place. Primus wasn't going anywhere. He could kill him later, maybe after Earth was ready to detach or whenever Unicron's current shell kicked the bucket and Moon took Earth upon himself. Whatever the case, he was willing to wait. He had no need to wake quite yet.

But with Megatron running his mouth and playing with Dark Energon, Unicron was all but forced out of his slumber. He had no desire to truly partake in needless conflict, but his agitation was still present, and seeing Optimus Prime himself set Unicron off a bit. He didn't mean to, but old rage and anger took control, and by the time he calmed, there was no stopping his waking.

In this AU, Unicron did not wish to wake, and in light of its inevitability he actually did his best to help the Cybertronians reach him in time. He couldn't risk his daughter dying, not when he was drowning in her screams. He guided Megatron with visions and quieted as much of his immune system as possible. Moon sent down his drone to help offer what aid he could to the Prime and his team. Even Mars shifted out of his usual orbit just long enough to contemplate sending forth one of his drones as well. The Titans helped as much as possible without giving themselves away, and in this AU, Unicron did not fight back when Optimus came to silence him.

Otherwise, everything played out as normal. Earth spent many long months afterward recovering quietly and Moon actually began to partially transform just in case he needed to prepare to salvage whatever he could of his beloved Earth.

[shannonsketches]

he's so important to me

[girl-drink-drunk]

the absolute gasp i let out when i thought sal was gonna die vs the absolute scream i let out when it was revealed that he survived

[0ne-shot]

your honour, we’ve found a new pair of inseparable brothers

[applepixls]

"every time i go against impulse i lose. ... i'm wrong every time we're split cause he is the better one."

-skizz in his most recent phasmo vod ("we got scar back!" at 1:37:40)

[princess-of-the-corner]

Enji: ...so is it too late to try anything with you?

Selkie: *pauses a moment before launching himself at Enji*

Selkie: Rei! Do I have permission to fuck your husband?

Rei: Yes, be sure to throw him around a little for me!

Selkie bridal carries a furiously blushing Enji out of the bar.

Rei, yelling after them: "Just so you know, he bites! Also pick up some aloe gel on the way you're gonna need it!"

also I didn't say it on the other post because I wanted the punchline to hit.

But the other flashback swinging through Selkie's head about realizing Enji didn't know about gay people is just

a conversation he had with Toya back when the kid was like 15 and had decided to test run coming out and decided Selkie was a 'safer' option. and ofc Selkie was like 'oh no it's totally fine to tell your dad he knows about me'.

Now he's just trying to fathom the hot mess of how that would've gone if Toya had taken his advice.

[marshmellowtea]

unfortunately for you guys i have started seriously thinking about a munchausen by proxy'd!chris au and i have decided that maybe jonathan could get to be the hero of this specific au.........part of it is that i wanna do more with him in general but there's also the fact that jonathan is canonically a Dad so of the entire cast i think he'd be the one most likely to notice the more subtle things that are off about celia's behavior, her odd calmness at chris's unexplained illness, her weird excitement with each new diagnosis, the way she chatters on with the doctors and nurses when chris is curled up sick in his hospital bed.......it's horrifying to him that she's not more worried, if this were his kid he'd be a complete and utter wreck, and that's what starts to tip him off that Hey maybe something is really fucking wrong here, actually.......

[number-one-shadisper-shipper]

Wanted to post at least something not NaNoWriMo related this month 😅 so here's a batch I've been working on for a while

Sonic Inspired Character Dynamics: (Part 3: Boom)

(enlarged versions under cut)

[tending-the-hearth]

MORE TURTLE ANGST AU BECAUSE TURT ANGST

because i am very very obsessed with versions of the turtles meeting each other i couldn't stop thinking about the utter angst that would ensue but also the softness and slow found family vibes

specifically the 2012 turtles meeting versions of themselves where tang shen doesn't exist, where splinter's entire world is the turtles + april

the 2012 turtles meeting, say, the rise!tmnt, the bayverse!tmnt, or the mutant mayhem!tmnt?? versions of the turtles whose splinters never had a serious love interest prior to their creation, whose love and attention was always solely focused on them?

i'm thinking about bayverse!splinter, who sacrificed himself for his boys without a second thought, who finds out about another version of himself who has all but pushed the turtles away, the precious turtles who are the light of splinter's life

mm!splinter, who literally was desperate to keep his beloved sons protected from possible dangers, who faced his greatest fear in order to help his boys, seeing how broken, how tired they are.

rise!splinter, who, despite how it seems, can and will put his boys above everything else, who cannot even fathom the idea of not wanting his sons around, of falling back into his life before the boys, seeing these versions of his sons be so easily abandoned

just... the 2012!turtles meeting different versions of themselves, and meeting different versions of splinter, and being so fully prepared to recieve that same cold shoulder, only to be gathered into warm embraces, and have gentle, fatherly reassurances whispered to them.

and they're rightfully hesitant, they're unsure, because having your father immediately turn to his original family without a second thought leaves some lasting trauma and pain, but they can't resist falling into the different splinters' arms, pouring their hearts out as they cry and listen to advice that only splinter can give.

and somehow, idk maybe the donnies make dimensional transport watches bc that's definitely a thing that would happen, so visiting the different dimensions, and hanging out with the different versions of themselves + splinter becomes a weekly thing. and slowly, the 2012!tmnt bring the other versions to their own world, introduce them to xever, and chris, and april, and casey, and the mutanimals, and it slowly spirals into all of them getting together and hanging out.

and the 2012 boys slowly start to realize that they do have a family. it may not be the one they thought they had, but it's even better, and full of people who truly love them.

@queen-with-the-quill @madcatgurl