#AAAAAAAAAA - why this has to be so scary???

[sarcasmchandlerbing]

Now this is what has to happen in the playoffs (according to me and my wishes) and also I will predict the outcome:

Florida Panthers has to beat the scary opponent. They can. They have the change. It might be a tough round 2 with these two and I will be scared. I hope I'm not going to start to hate the opposing team if they manage to win. Go Panthers! ❤

Carolina Hurricanes needs to get rid of of the big bad wolf. I am so scared of them (the big bad wolf) winning this whole thing it's not even funny. They can. Easily. Nothing can't stop them. But I hope Hurricanes can! I want Hurricanes to win so bad but I think the others might win 😬 I hope I am so wrong about this one! Go Hurricanes! ❤

Dallas Stars need to beat the other team. Who I think will win? Well, this might be a tough battle they are going to have. It could go either way I think. Go Stars! 💚

Vancouver Canucks, you have one job. To destroy the team which has already won in the past. No need for it again. So please please Canucks, win this. I don't know about this one, the enemies might win. Hope I'm wrong again! Go Canucks! 💙

[merakiui]

mera i know you and azul are going through something right now but while you wait for him to come home, have u rated his groovy expressions like u did with jade before????

｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡ we are indeed going through it... it's enemies to lovers slow burn 250k words right now. But I will happily rate his groovy expressions!!!! :D I have every Zuzu card,,, except for GloMas. :) :) :) :) hehe hahahaaahaha. :) I wonder why that is..... :) :) so I will rate all of them (except GloMas T_T) below!!!! Like with Jade's ratings, every expression is a 10/10.

✧ lab wear - HIMEROS HIMEROS HIMEROS. HE IS SO HIMEROS HERE. orz the satisfied, focused look in his eyes... his Adam's apple... truly so pretty, and the lighting from all of the Ignihyde devices makes him even prettier. >0< he is a work of art!!!!!! Put him in a museum!!!!!!!!! <3 or make a statue of him so I can worship it like the Greeks and Romans did in ancient times!!!!

✧ ceremonial robes - a very good expression. It's the classic tako smirk. The air of confidence and the wink... he is in sleazy salesman mode!!! I also like that he has the hood up on his robe because he's said it's more comfortable for him that way (as dark, confined spaces are comforting to him). (≧◡≦) ♡ if he stopped me in a dimly lit hall and offered me something in an unlabeled vial, I would buy it without hesitation. No sales pitch needed.

✧ dorm uniform - another classic!!!!!! I think this groovy works so well because it shows just how intimidating Azul can look when he's flanked by the twins. It's a powerful visual!!! You cannot cross him, or else you'll find yourself in deep, scary waters. ;;;; that aside, I like the way his lip curls up into yet another trademark smirk-grin!!!! >w< he's so cool... orz

✧ beans day - THIS IS THE AZUL CARD EVER. WOWOWOOOOOWOWOOOOOOO HE'S SO PERFECT HERE!!!!! He really does have one default expression and that's the Roblox smirk face LOL. Joking aside, I love the antenna on his goggles... it makes him look very cute. And the movement in his hair!!!!! He looks so fluffy here!!! orz orz orz

✧ halloween - UNHINGED. >:D I love when Azul makes these expressions because he does them so well. Also,,,,, his teeth!!!!! The pointed tako teeth AAAAAAAAAA!!!! His fangs are too cute. T_T <3 he should make this face more often because it's such a blessing to behold.

✧ birthday boy - no talk him,, he angy!!!!! >:( I like this grumpy expression a lot hehe. It's unexpectedly cute!!! He looks so miffed to see more fried chicken on the plate. Add some tears to the corners of his eyes and he will look so crybaby. <3 uuwuwuaaaa my favorite crybaby tako. I adore him. (´ ε ` )♡

✧ union birthday - twst knew what they were doing when they cooked this Azul card. (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ a man covered in cream is all you need. It is essential to one's life. His expression is so silly and he looks a little pathetic but in a cute way. He's really going >:O !!! Thank you, Ace, for your hard work of throwing the pie at him. You are doing the lord's work here. I will thank you forever.

[toram-toram]

I have a headcanon that the name "Chilchuk" is used in relation to both men and women☝️☝️👓

Nothing much changes in my au, except that Chilchuk is a woman who pretends to be a man. Chilchuk pretended to be a man for many reasons, at least because, in her experience, it was safer and she was taken more seriously.

During all the years of isolation from her family, Chil met many women who tried to flirt with her, not suspecting that she was a woman, the reader was no exception. Pestering Chilchuk with her playful flirtation, without implying anything serious, the reader stirs up many emotions in the "man", after all, she has not been with another woman for a long time, at least in just a love affair, not that in a situation where they would share the same bed. However, Chilchuk is too professional to be guided by this, and she also understands that even if she gives up her principles, it is not known how the reader will react to her. No scissors are worth the image that Chilchuk has been creating for several years.

However, one day the reader finds out that Chilchuk is a bit not a man, finding her washing herself in an onsen. Was it awkward? Definitely. Was it scary? It's quite enough for Chilchuk. Having come up with nothing better, Chil decides that the best defense is an attack, she invites the reader to "help" each other, or teases her with words:

"That's what you wanted so much. Are you really scared? Or maybe you don't like me anymore? You know, a real man is different in that he knows how to handle a lady, and believe me, these hands can do what many men can't with their appendages."

And then you can figure out the ending yourself. :3🍃

(In my version, the reader got confused, ran away with her tail between her legs, but did not tell anyone the truth about Chilchuk. But now the roles have turned over, the reader has already begun to experience unobvious flirtations from Chilchuk, the reader liked it, but she was too embarrassed.)

COLLAB WITH ANON<3 SUGGESTIVE FLIRTLING

FEM!CHILCHUCK X GN READER

If reader does end up running away, I think Chilchuck would eventually come up and talk to them. Asking why didn't you tell everyone she's actually a woman disguised as a man.

"Im sure you have your reasons... I'm in no place to spread this information out." You would say, avoiding her eyes because images of her naked body reappears every time you would look at her.

And now seeing her, all covered up, in her male persona... You need to hold the urge to dig into her clothes and take her right here.

She promised so many beautiful things and you can't pretend anymore that curiosity has been eating you up ever since you saw her bathing...

Chilchuck would see right through you, and would begin playing with a loose strand of your hair:

"You're too nice for your own good... But I really appreciate it. How can I ever repay you?"

While she hypnotizes you with her calm and low voice, you fail to realize how fast she was approaching you, sliding in her seat to almost touch your thighs and, when you start mumbling incomprehensible noises in response, she holds your chin and gives you a gentle peck on the lips and after waiting for a reaction from you, you would finally give in and kiss her like you wanted and hold her like you desired.

Aaaaaaaaaa Fem!Chilchuck... I love you... Thank you so much Anon 🤎💚 if you ever end up writing a fanfic about this au pls let me know 👀👀👀

[cloudymistedskies]

Appreciation post to each tumblr user you like?

Cracking fingers right now.... breaks them again

The time Cloudy once again, appreciates people here time...AHDHSADHSADHSADH

@unofficialmuilover - Yeah... I've said this numerous times, but she's sweet! I love chatting with her and not to mention her fanfics are great so maybe if you have the time, you should read them!!! also probably the biggest fan of Marimui/Mari in general SADHSAHDHASD

@yuichiroleftarm - Fuck you, stop bullying Mari but Chip is honestly such a great person to talk to!! Chaotic and such and she also...eats people's hair... actually she just eats EVERYTHING. But it's funny that we became friends just cause I literally saw her in my notifications and decided to virtually rocks at her HSDAHASDHASHDHSAD (also her fanfics are great!!!!!)

@snowbluesky - First of all, her fanfics are great. Second, she's a sweet person and third... chaotic. AHSDHASDHDSF She's like the cool mom that... probably lets her children cause chaos and she would be there, drinking her soda. (Hi mom!!!)

@theyslaydemons - The fourth time in a row, her fanfics are great !!! And she's awesome. Ironically was the reason why I made my tumblr account so I could send my fanart relating to one of her fics AHDHSADHASDHASD. She honestly just feels like this strict mom ahdsajHJDSFHSDF (...And hi mom!)

@sakurasunkiss - Your content is so cute AAAAA!! I love your silly arts and I hope you're doing well right nowwwww! and since we have the same moms, we're uhh... sisters now I guess!!! ..Though I may still not forgive you for kidnapping Mari and eating her bow

@fromeego - I just wanna say your art is EDBILE (Lovingly). You're also a fun person to talk to!!!! And I still agree that we NEED more TOKITO TWINS CONTENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@blessingstarss - You!!! have great fanfics!! great art!!! Great edits!!!! and a fun person to talk to! And I also love Natarii aaAHGDFHFD!!!!

@al-has-issues - I'm still throwing rocks at you for chapter 5... Even though we don't talk much, you seem like a cool person and i love your fanficsss !!!!

@kurumi-igarashi - Again, not someone I talk to, but I really love your art!!!! It's really well made! Can I eat your art bt-

@muiislife - You might've caused my fixation for the tokito twins to go higher cause of your arts relating to them,.,.. But your aRT IS JUST AAAAAAAAAA (/pos) and I might've eaten a few of your arts... whoopsie. But that's payback for what you did to Mari--

@livelaughlovekny - I love your fanfics, can I also eat them??? HFDHSFHDSFHDSFHFDHFDHSHFDHFDSFHDSHFD overall, I don't really speak to you but you seem to be a sweet person!!!!!

@thenoassumption - I'm virtually slapping you for those scary muichiro images you sent me. But anyways, I don't speak much to you but I love your art !!!! lemme eat them pretty please

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...Yeah I'm sorry that I don't have the best words HFJDHSFJDHSFSDF,.,..

[rodolfoparras]

I work voluntarily for my church (very accepting evangelical community, one of the reasons I met other queer folks) as a cook, and my boss is this big, ginger dude, like doorframe big, but he’s such a goof

and I like to mess with my friends and him, like smearing stuff on others arms or faces

and I was grabbed by the neck today… like literally grabbed by back of my neck like some disobedient little dog (which I am next to my boss cuz he huge) by my boss and held down while he (playfully) threatened me with a low voice, he even pulled me closer

AAAAAAAAAA

i am so Lucky I didn’t die Right then and there

(sorry if the English is bad, not my native tongue)

HELLO WHY ARE YALL LIVING MY DREAM LIFE I ALSO WANT TRO BE SCRUFFED AROUND BY A BIG BUFF MAN but this also has me thinking about cook price where he’s so much older than you looks all scary and strict and he’s taken you under his wing or at least has been forced to and you’re kind of hopeless in the kitchen I mean you love to cook and bake but you’re also forgetfully and messy and there’s only so many times he can step on an egg shell before going insane so yes many days are spent with price playfully tugging by your coat to pick up or clean up whatever you forgot to do and by the end of the day you’re covered in flour because of him so of course it’s only polite of him to gently clean it off your face no?

Also sugar please your English is perfect!!!

[infatuatedheloise]

I start like every post with omg but like omg guyyyyyyyyyyyys

so at the end of last semester I made him a little thank you/appreciation card and I wanted to make another one for him this semester!

this time, I made a little folded booklet thing and used magazine cutouts to decorate it! I made the cover look like his favorite book and I wrote my letter on the pages inside

I handed it to him and he said "This already [the cover] is incredible" he held it and looked at the cover and said "wow, this is phenomenal" then he asked if he could/should read it, which I said yes of course

It was a little awkward sitting there waiting for him to finish reading it, but I also got to see his reactions while reading! I could see him resisting a smile multiple times throughout reading and he kind of nodded a few times too lol

He finished reading it and said "Thank you. This is the most beautiful... Thank you" and yknow how people's voices get soft and quiet when they're sincere? he was doing that, and he sounded a little teary/choked up (only just the slightest though! he wasn't like actually crying but I swear he sounded like the faintest bit teary-eyed)

he also said "it has been a pleasure to work with you and get to know you" and awwwwwwwwwwwwwww I almost died right then and there because I feel the same way about him!!!

I mentioned in the letter that we're super similar that sometimes it's a little scary and he said "Yeah, it is funny--kinda scary-- how similar we are"

then he said something about being surprised that I handed it to him in person because he is very much the "pour my heart out on paper and slip it under the door" kind of person and I thought that was interesting because yeah it was a little awkward and scary but getting to see his reaction was soooooo worth it

also, on the back cover, I signed it with my initials, so I signed my full name at the end of the letter and explained why I did so (so that even after I graduate, he'll remember what the three random letters on the back cover means) and he said "As if I'll forget you" AAAAAAAAAA so sweet

[afreakingdork]

Miss dork.

- when I first started messaging you I was always scared that I’d read into things too much and it’d be embarrassing if I was wrong-

Now I know you like “share with the class” and you set me straight if I’m wrong so-

Omg. Prodigal don flipping coin again. Strikes again! Also, Don breaking down? I was MOVED I know I predicted he’d vaporize Leo into itty bitty turtle pieces but I hope you know I’m never disappointed I just like guessing- but back on track Don breaking down- rabbit brain raccoon brain - his little check over of reader? I was calm and oh so in control until he started Checking Reader’s Feet and aaaaaaaaaa all I could think about is how a form of interrogation torture is to strike the bottom of someone’s foot (listen Bones the tv show was surprisingly educational) and I had an out loud scream over the thought of Donnie checking Reader for TORTURE- and then I had to pretend I hit MY foot on the coffee table to avoid explaining what I was wailing over-

Oh and almost forgot Leo going “they’ve got bruised knees” like. Hello. I don’t know where Don’s mind went but I know where mine did and it was a fucking nose dive if there was a moment for Leo to get vaporized it would be. Right. Then. (I told you I wouldn’t survive) Like Eugh boi to coin his phrase whole foot in mouth and chewing 😂

I did have a question because I know you visualize where everyone is in a scene-

Where was Raph in relation to Donnie during the trade off scene? Above him, behind? Was Donnie aware he was there?

And oh I love Splinter/Donnie interaction because it’s like a tennis ball court because it really highlights that reader only has bits and pieces to go off of and everyone’s reactions to each other is so interesting! I loved the diner scene!

🦝,

Yes! Yes!!! No fear!!! I'm not scary!!! (This last one isn't to you, but in general! I don't mean to be scary! I've been told the way i speak can be curt, but I really don't mean it like that. I just try to make things concise and clear) I love hearing others thoughts!!!

Saying 'share with the class' is such a great way to put it 😂

HOLY MOLY

I cannot believe we both learned that from Bones!!! You freaking nailed it, 100%!!! Truly an amazing catch, I hadn't even added that to my behind the scenes! Also,

✨Phalanges✨

YUUUUPPPPPP, the bruised knees was absolutely a double entendre. Don went there FOR SURE and that's why reader stepped in like they said they would to Raph! Leo couldn't help but still provoke Donnie in spite of himself. He can't help but be a little bit of a shithead 😂

Oh good question and another of those I had worked out, but no necessity to write. So as you now from the last chapter, 39, Raph asks “Which entrance?” after he finds that Mikey didn't come back with Leo. Leo then says “Grand.” Leo clipped. “Stand by at Black Cat and I’ll signal if it goes south.” Since we know the turts are occupying the subway, those are code names for stations. Grand is the only obvious one as Grand Central Station, a good hub for a fly guy to get a vantage point of the city. Black Cat isn't a for real reference, but instead to a comic shop so I picture this as the station the turts would go up to get their comics (I feel like Leo still reads).

tldr; the other turts were waiting at other subway stations~

Yay!! I'm so glad you liked it! I'm really enjoying playing with perception through unreliable narrator reader. Slowly, but surely they are learning more and more. I wanted it to really feel like you were in a relationship with someone. Peeling back those layers and getting closer 💞

[girlscience]

AND ANOTHER THING! I will think up a fictional relationship to fit in some fantasy world and it will be like fantasy idealized self insert me and some guy and it'll be nice and good. but then there will be zero physical intimacy OR for a fun kicker, I will become the guy while doing physically intimate things with my fantasy self insert. which is a trip and a half I'll tell you that. And I've been doing it since I was a pretty young person. And also I think, sure! I like fictional men and if I just found a man like them irl I would date them. But they do have irl counter parts in either their actors (if in live action) or in cosplayers! And I can genuinely say I have never once found a character's actor attractive if it was a man, women on the other hand, all their actors are stunning and I find them attractive all the time. And then cosplayers, every single woman who has ever cosplayed any fictional man I like is so fucking sexy. I don't know what it is about that but it just does something to my brain sorry not sorry... but I will see the exact same characters cosplayed by men and go mmmm ehhhhh you don't look right.

But I don't think men are ugly or gross or whatever (at least not all of them... i am so sorry men but a lot of you are just extremely bland... like um bread. and nearly all women are just overwhelmingly attractive). and I have had or have real close relationships with men and have emotional connections with them so like why couldn't i date them? cause i don't really understand what the difference is between being friends and being in a relationship (outside of sex but then you can have sex with your friends and that just makes everything MORE confusing). but also for some reason my brain is just like No. No dating men.

which all makes me think ah yea lesbian. but i had a crush on a guy. and if i'm aromantic then the romance part doesn't fucking matter to begin with!!! *flips table* because then i wouldn't want to date women either! and like there's a lot of relationship stuff i do not want at all, but sometimes i think some of it might be okay but also it's scary and anxiety inducing, but i don't know if that's cause i'm aro or because i've never been in a relationship and have been told my whole life gay relationships are evil OR if it's just because i don't like things like eye contact and most forms of physical touch!!! AAAAAAAAAA

you guys see my fucking dilemma right???? how am i supposed to figure this shit out!!! and some people will say "go see a therapist about this" (you know who you are lol) BUT therapists aren't supposed to tell you "here is what you are" unless it's a mental health diagnosis, right? they are supposed to help you and give you the tools to figure this out on your own, but if I WAS going to figure it out I would goddamn think I would have after nearly 25 fucking years of life and thinking about this problem EVERY GODDAMN DAY SINCE I WAS 11!!!!!!!

[renlimotroll]

And let me crawl inside your veins

Warnings: BL/ Personification/ Out of Character/ Mature Content/ Imagination

Tags: LimoSiru 🍋🐶 Halloween fic, supernatural elements

Summary: Siruko is going to kill Jiraichan for taking him to the stupid haunted house. But before that, he must escape it first.

A/N: Actually, the Mature Content warning is just me being paranoid. They don’t even kiss here, sadly. But there might be sexc (?) 👀 undertones. If you don’t care about that, go ahead and enjoy. [Title taken from a Billie Eilish song]

“iT wiLL bE fUn, siRukO-sAn! i’LL prOtEcT you sirUkO-sAn dOn’t woRRy!” Siruko seethes in anger, because if he doesn’t focus on that, he’s gonna piss his pants for real. He’s going to kill Jiraichan, he swears. There’s a moment of creepy silence, and he’s really scared to his bones. He doesn’t even want to take another step. Either someone’s gonna die because he kills them accidentally in his fearful state, or Siruko-san will of a heart attack.

He takes another peek from behind his hands covering his face. It was pitch dark, and Jiraichan and Quartetchi were long gone, leaving him behind in this maze of nightmares. Siruko hears the sounds of chains being dragged across the floor, metal against concrete making him grit his teeth. Nope nope nope, Siruko had to gather his courage. Whatever that was, he’s not gonna stay here to find out what it is.

One shaky step after another, he walks carefully ahead. So far, no one’s jump-scaring him anymore, after the zombie, the werewolf, and the man laughing maniacally, chasing him with a chainsaw and suspiciously looks like Hana-chan. His heart beats loudly in the chest, and he eyes with suspicion every corner and nook in case something jumps out again, not that he can see within this dark room. The light bulb keeps blinking erratically, its buzzing loud to Siruko-san’s strained hearing. All his senses are alert, wary of everything. Suddenly–

“EEEP!” Something touched him. Something definitely touched his butt. Siruko’s head whips around but he sees no one. He was so sure, he can’t be mistaken. Please please please kamisama get me out of here–

A soft chuckle behind his ear. Siruko turns around quickly, but no one is there. That— that can’t be his imagination.

“O-o-o-okay…” Siruko’s jaws tremble; he can barely get the words out. “Wh-who-whoever you arrrre– i-it’s s-scary I-I admit… yay-you-got me-scared-you’ve-done-your-job nowpleasetellmewheretheEXITis!!”

Something breathed on his neck; he can feel the coldness travelling down to his spine. Something snaps on Siruko’s mind.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”

The purple head ran for his life, almost tripping several times. Another masked guy who was gonna scare him got startled instead as Siruko zoomed past him.

When his lungs were about to give away, Siruko stopped to inhale life back to his body. He breathes heavily, catching his breath. He was doubled over, clutching his chest, so he didn’t see the pair of red eyes staring at him.

“I–haaaah–I ssssswear *breathe in* —-i hate *breath out* haunted houses—”

“Then why are you here?”

“AAAAAAAAAA—-” A hand covered his mouth, cutting off his shriek. Siruko scrambles to get it off of him, his flight-or-flight instincts kicking in telling him to get away. “Sshh sshh shhh, it’s okay it’s okay, it’s me babe, it’s me, daijoubu…” A deep, sexy voice comforts, making soothing noises as Siruko struggles against a hard body.

When the words finally register in his terrified brain, Siruko calms down, shoulders slumping down in relief. Siruko recognizes his boyfriend, and the dark room just makes the red eyes glow dangerously but beautifully. He is momentarily mesmerized by Limone-sensei’s eyes and he forgets he was about to pass out.

“Smphnssiiii wrrrmmf,” Siruko whines, muffled by the hand covering his mouth. Sensei lets the purple head go once he was sure Siruko won’t scream. “Senseiii waaah!!!” Siruko clutches onto Sensei as if his life would be saved by this hug, afraid to let go. Limone-sensei rubs his boyfriend’s back soothingly, finding his almost-sobbing boyfriend cute. With his other hand, he pats his boyfriend’s purple hair reassuringly. Okay, so maybe Sensei is enjoying scared-out-of-his-wits Siruko, but of course he wouldn’t say that out loud. Siruko knows how to kill him.

“Yosh yosh, kowakunai kowakunai… Don’t be scared, I’m here.”

When Siruko finally recovers, Sensei lets him go reluctantly. He wipes Siruko’s cheeks with his beautiful fingers and playfully drops a kiss to his upset boyfriend’s nose. “Why are you even here? Can you walk? Let’s go somewhere private.” Suddenly they hear someone’s high-pitched scream in the distance and Siruko jumps out of his skin, holding onto Sensei’s uniqlo shirt tighter. Sensei would have blushed if he could. I should have brought him to haunted houses before. He hushes the alarmed whimpers Siruko made.

“Chencheeee… Mu-mu-muriiii…. I cccan’t—” 

Sensei laughs lowly. “Hang on then, I’ll get us out of here.” Siruko wraps his arm around the teacher’s neck; a normal human would have choked with how tight his grip was, but Sensei wasn’t exactly normal. Sensei scoops him into a threshold carry easily, and Siruko has done this so many times before that he knows he has to close his eyes as a precaution.

After literally five seconds, they were outside, the crescent moon providing little illumination to the otherwise empty location. Sensei tries to let him down gently, but Siruko shakes his head vehemently. He’s not sure if he was gonna throw up because he was so scared or if it was because of Sensei's insane speed. Eyes scanning the area, the blue head finds a bench and strides towards it. He then pries Siruko’s death grip on his neck and sits him down carefully. Siruko knows he doesn’t have the strength to stand up; the adrenaline that made him run like crazy before was now replaced by weariness from all the shouting he did. He’s grateful to be sitting down; being scared is tiring.

“You okay now?” Sensei asks, massaging Siruko’s hand as Siruko tries to gather himself together and breathe. His heartbeat is still loud in his ears, but at least his knees weren’t shaking so hard anymore.

“Un.”

“I know you hate haunted houses, so what are you doing in the scariest horror house in all of Japan?”

Siruko’s eyes narrow threateningly. “Jiraichan.”

“Ah.” Sensei nods, needing no more explanation.

They sit there in silence for a while. The chilly air bites Siruko’s flushed cheeks, but it helps him regain his sanity. Siruko breathes in and out again to get the jitters out of his system. He finally gets his mind functioning enough to ask, “And what’s a real vampire doing in a haunted house?” He stares pointedly at the teacher, who smirks arrogantly.

“Part-time.”

“This? This was the part-time you were talking about?”

“Hana-chan.”

“Ah.” Siruko rolls his eyes, needing no more explanation. “Aren’t they gonna look for you?”

“I can make it back in no time. I needed to make sure you were okay first.”

Siruko fights the smile forming on his lips. Sensei was the most caring person in the world, and he’s touched. “If I ask you to kill Jiraichan and Quartetchi for me, would you? Please???” He turns on his pien eyes, but it’s never been effective against the vampire who has actual hypnotic powers.

“Omae bakagayo?”

“Tch.” Siruko mock-frowns. “Then at least kill that guy who felt me up. I’m not kidding, I swear someone touched my butt! It wasn’t my imagination, I’m sure of it.”

“Actually,” Sensei rubs his neck nervously, “That was me.”

“WHAT?!”

“Don’t be mad!” Sensei raises his hands in defense, as if Siruko can actually hurt him. Siruko glares, unimpressed. “You can’t blame me for not being able to keep my hands off of you.” Sensei tries to charm him with his smile. It didn’t work.

“SENSEI!!” Siruko crosses his arms angrily, feeling betrayed. “I WAS SCARED SHIT OUT OF MY MIND! How could you do that to me?!”

“Aww c'mon,” Sensei snakes his hand around the purple head’s waist, tugging him closer. Siruko stubbornly looks the other way. “It’s your fault. I was just doing my job scaring people, then you walk into my room looking so adorably frightened, the temptation was hard to resist.” Sensei noses the point where Siruko’s neck and shoulder meet, inhaling that sweet, delicious scent that always makes his mouth water. He nibbles the skin playfully, opening up the bite mark that has been permanently there since they started going out as a couple.

Siruko sighs in defeat, tilting his head as a silent permission. Sensei bites down a little hard and sucks. Siruko gasps, closing his eyes in ecstasy. The sensation of his blood being sucked was always so… intense and painful and pleasurable and scary. He becomes light-headed and weaker by each second. Yet, kaleidoscopic colors were bursting behind his eyelids. His lower region starts to take interest in what’s happening and warmth pools under his belly. There’s a reason why victims are always helpless against a vampire feeding on them, it’s like they’re injected with horny hormones and serotonin.

It only takes a few seconds, and Sensei laps the bite wound close. He licks his lips and savors the taste of his beloved’s blood on his tongue. With his heightened hearing, he can still hear the blood throbbing violently in his lover’s veins, and he waits patiently for Siruko-san to recover again.

“You’re so unfair.” Siruko murmurs breathlessly.

“Iyayaya, you’re the unfair one. You’re like a walking temptation to me.”

“OI! SENSEI!” Someone shouted and Siruko’s eyes flew open, jumping on his seat. The thought that their secret is revealed scares him a hundred times more than any haunted houses. However, it was just Hana-chan calling their attention from what looks like the employees’ back door. “STOP HAVING SEX AND GET BACK TO WORK!”

Siruko sighs in relief while Sensei responds to Hanachan. He looks in the other direction and sees Jiraichan and Quartetchi exiting the damned place, the pink head clutching Quartetchi’s arm so tightly it looks like he was gonna rip it off, and he looks so traumatized and pale. Siruko forgives the pink fairy in his mind; he can never get angry with him. It was probably for the best they left Ichihachi waiting in the car at the parking lot. Two steps in and the cat guy will faint.

“Go back to your friends,” Sensei chuckled. “I’ll see you later?”

Siruko pouts, hating that he has to leave his boyfriend’s side. “I don’t know, I’m still angry at you.”

“Then… what if I finally let you record my voice for your morning alarm?”

“Really?” Siruko’s purple eyes widen in delight. “REALLY REALLY REALLY???”

Sensei shakes his head in exasperation. Sometimes his boyfriend looks like an overexcited dog. “Just one phrase.”

“YATTAAAAAAA!”

Sensei face-palms and sighs. He doesn’t know if torturing Siruko-san a while ago is worth it in exchange for a stupid recording, but whatever makes Siruko happy, he guesses. He should have upped the ante and scared his dumdum boyfriend even more a while ago. Siruko was grinning from ear-to-ear now, and Sensei kinda misses the terrified, shaking uncontrollably Siruko who latched onto him tightly earlier. Ironic how Siruko-san is frightened of horror houses but not scared to date an actual monster. 

“Happy Halloween,” Sensei mutters to himself sarcastically as Siruko kisses his cheek.

OWARI!!

🍋🐶

A/N: I finally finished it!! This has been sitting on the laptop since last Friday. I found out that I became too dependent on stress to be able to write, and I’ve been staring at this document for three days because I couldn’t write it because I wasn’t stressed. So, I got stressed over not being able to be stressed, and the fic has been written.

Vampire Sensei is too hot, help.

Thank you for reading it! Lovelots, Ren~🌻

[sassyshoulderangel319]

Roller Coaster Date

Just… imagining Victor on a roller coaster was fun to me. This one is a little shorter compared to my first and third ones... 1,900+ words.

Previous MLQC writings

“Remind me why we’re here again?” Victor asked, looking around the amusement park with mild apprehension.

“Because it’s fun!” I replied excitedly. I didn’t bother to tell him that I’d taken a motion-sickness pill before I came since I thought I might get sick on some of the wilder roller coasters. “Come on let’s go on the Colossus!” I grabbed his hand and dragged him off to the line for the ride.

“Whoa—hey—aren’t we going to talk about this?” His dark eyes looked at the double loops—one after another—with an unreadable poker face but the tone of his voice gave something away.

I slowed to a stop. “Victor, are you… scared of roller coasters?”

His face blanched. “No,” he said. “I just get nervous on them.”

“Well don’t be nervous. I’ll be right here the whole time. Just hold onto my hand.” I squeezed his hand and tugged him more gently into the line for the Colossus. When I was kid, I refused to go on it too. It looked terrifying. Then, when I got a little older, my dad convinced me that it wasn’t as scary as it looked and encouraged me into standing in line. The same way I was doing to Victor.

Once I went on it once, as a kid, I was sold. It was my favorite ride in the park.

Victor’s hand, normally so dry and warm, was getting slightly clammy. I squeezed it reassuringly.

“It’s gonna be okay,” I said.

He just cleared his throat and grunted.

The line was short since the park had just opened. We only had to wait a few minutes for our turn. I pulled Victor into a cart near the back of the train. My dad used to tell me the back was the fastest—which didn’t follow, to me, according to physics, but I still liked to believe it.

We lowered the safety bars onto our laps. I held onto the handles. Victor reached across and took my hand.

“You’re gonna do fine,” I said.

The workers checked to make sure our bars were down all the way and then one of them gave us the usual, “Keep your arms, hands, legs inside the ride at all times and enjoy,” before the train started clicking up the first hill.

With every click, Victor’s hand clenched mine tighter. I gave him a reassuring smile and squeeze. “Don’t worry. You’re perfectly safe. Promise.”

The train started to crest the top edge of the ride—

And then stopped, frozen.

At first, I assumed technical difficulties. But then I saw a cart on the nearest ride stock-still upside-down on a corkscrew, a woman’s hair dangling in the air, blown backwards by the speed.

I glanced at Victor. His face was pale and a bead of sweat was trickling down his temple. He was breathing heavily. The second-hand on the watch on his left wrist—his left hand holding mine—was halfway between two ticks and immobile. I reached out with my free hand and cupped the side of his face. “Victor,” I said quietly, gently. “It’s okay.”

“I want to get off.”

I glanced over the side of the train. “We’re at least sixty feet up. That’d be very ambitious of you.”

“Shut up,” he snapped.

I rolled my eyes. “Look. You’re safe. No one’s ever died in this amusement park on a ride. That’s what safety restrictions and regulations are for. Just hold onto my hand and you’ll be fine. I’m right here. And, trust me, if you were gonna die on a roller coaster I would have dreamt about it in advance. I know that much. That’s too big an event for me not to dream. And I’ve had dreams about less significant events. Just trust me.”

His knuckles were white and his grip on my hand almost hurt. “I…”

Impulsively, I leaned closer and planted my lips on his. He was rigid under my touch, but relaxed after a moment, tilting his head for a better angle. The tension in his hand on mine eased out. He sighed out his nose, the air rushing over the skin of my cheek.

I pulled away. “Trust me,” I whispered. “Wait a minute to get your courage up, then unpause time and have fun with me.”

His eyes bored deep into mine, like he was searching for the courage I told him to gather.

I wanted to tease—to poke fun at the fact that he’d called me a coward before when he couldn’t even go on a roller coaster—but suspended at the top of a hill didn’t seem like the best time.

So I just stared back at him, an encouraging smile on my face. “Everything’s gonna be fine,” I said quietly, tightening my grip on his hand. “You’re safe. I’m here. I won’t let anything happen to you on this big scary roller coaster.” Okay. Maybe I couldn’t help teasing a little bit.

He narrowed his eyes slightly. “Don’t be condescending.”

“What, like you?” I returned.

That took him aback. He leaned away slightly. “Touché,” he muttered. I smirked.

I put my other hand on our intertwined fingers. “You ready? It’ll be fun. I think. Can’t make any promises for if you like it, but this is my favorite ride.”

Victor looked ahead of us. He took a deep breath. It shuddered into his lungs. “I’m ready,” he decided.

He closed his eyes for a moment.

The train crested the hill and shot down the other side, taking a sharp turn into the first loop—and then the second immediately after. Victor was yelling in my ear—but there were no words. Just an endless vowel. “AAAAAAAAAA!”

We hurtled through the rest of the roller coaster. Victor’s death grip on my hand loosened slightly and tightened depending on what part of the roller coaster we were on. Straight paths were loosened grip and hard twists were tightened ones. The roller coaster only lasted about two minutes but I felt the difference every time.

I screamed for joy the whole time, laughing too when I could spare the breath. The wind ripped my scream from my throat, sending it flying behind me somewhere.

I wondered vaguely if Gavin could hear it, wherever he was, as the train came in to a relatively gentle stop. I shook my head. Gavin wasn’t here. I was here with Victor. I shouldn’t have Gavin on my mind.

When the ride came to a stop and the safety bars released, I piled off first, Victor picking his way off behind me. I took his hand as we headed down the exit ramp, smiling widely. “How was that?” I asked, trying to keep my own exhilaration in check so he wouldn’t feel bad or anything at not sharing the feeling I had when it came to roller coasters.

“It… wasn’t terrible. Once I got used to it,” he said reluctantly.

We walked straight past the roller coaster dubbed “the Spider” since the carts twisted as the wheels hurtled along the track depending on the weight distribution and that would definitely freak him out and possibly make me sick. So it got skipped.

As did the one that shot the cart straight up and then dropped straight down. The one right next to Colossus. I didn’t want to scare him even worse.

“C’mon,” I said, tugging him toward the chairlift that would let us drift across the park to the north end. “Let’s get on that one. It’s calm. It’ll make you feel better. Unless you’re scared of heights.”

“I’m not scared of heights,” Victor said sharply.

We got on the chairlift—it moved continually just like a ski lift and never stopped—and started to glide over the park.

“Oh look! There’re the swings. We should head over there in a while!” I exclaimed, pointing at the the ride where you sat on a chair suspended by long chains that lifted up and spun around to make you feel like you were flying in circles. One of my favorite rides. “But before we do that, there’s the Shooting Star over by the other end of the chairlift. Although… hmph. That one’s fast and brakes hard. It would hurt you.”

“What do you mean?” Victor asked.

“Oh. Shooting Star has a different kind of cart. You have to be in twos or threes in order to ride. Single riders would slide around too much. And since you’re taller you’d be behind me. But when we break I’d be slammed back into your chest. That would hurt.”

“Oh please. I’m tougher than that.”

“You almost had a panic attack at the top of Colossus. I think we should skip Shooting Star and go on the ferris wheel or the carousel.”

Victor glowered at me. “How cliché,” he grumbled.

“Oh so you don’t want to go on the ferris wheel or carousel?” I needled. “You have no sense of experiencing the amusement park to the fullest and most clichéd extent possible.”

Victor rolled his eyes. We chatted slightly more pleasantly for the rest of the ride. When we piled off—Victor far more gracefully than me—I dragged him to the carousel.

“This is the most cliché ride.”

“It’s a staple of amusement parks—not cliché. You know what’s cliché? Kissing at the top of the ferris wheel.”

I regretted the words as soon as I said them but we were already in line for the carousel and he had no escape. Which also meant that I had no escape from his snark and sarcasm. But he held off just long enough to stare at me like he was seriously questioning my intelligence. “Is that right?” His sarcasm wasn’t lost on me. “Interesting.”

Luckily the carousel line wasn’t long and we’d miraculously timed it just right to get on after only a few minutes.

Victor put his hands on my waist and helped me up onto one of the horses and perched on the one next to me, looking a bit irritated and absolutely way too tall for the rather small horse. I bit back a snicker but he caught me trying to suppress a grin.

“What are you giggling at?” He shot me a look.

“You’re just… so tall,” I said, somewhat evasively. “Your legs are almost too long for the horse.”

Victor glanced at me as the bell went off and the carousel started to spin, the horses rising up and down. I squealed as it caught me off guard. He reached out between us and put his hand on my back to keep me from falling over. “Don’t get a concussion,” he said in a tone that sounded like he was complaining. But there was a tiny little smile playing at the corners of his lips so I knew he was probably at least slightly amused. His father did say Victor only expressed a tenth of what he actually felt.

For… some reason.

I laughed on the carousel. I hadn’t ridden it in several years but I felt like it was making my amusement park experience that much more complete.

Victor held onto my back the entire ride and helped me off when it was done. We exited the ride and walked aimlessly through the crowds. Victor took my hand “to not get lost” as we wandered.

“Alright,” he said finally. “I admit it. This is an interesting day.”

I cheered. “Yes!”

[bunjywunjy]

FATHER OF A SLIPPER

hey guess what everyone, it’s time for a new installment of Weird Biology! yaaay! (CLAP NOW.)

this week's animal might look like a children’s edutainment mascot, but it’s an avian death machine with built-in machine-gun sound effects. really.

so hold onto your butts folks, because it’s time to meet-

gesundheit! haha! please do not bite me!

the Shoebill is a stupidly huge modern dinosaur with a ginormous beak, which kind of looks like... uh, a shoe. (BLESS YOU)

the Shoebill (BLESS... fine, fine I’ll stop) has several different names in other languages. the best one by far the Arabic Abu Markub, which can be translated as “Father of a Slipper”. 

obviously this name is way, way better than anything I could ever come up with in a million years, and I should just quit my job and stop the article right here.

I won’t, though. you still have to read like another six paragraphs of this. suffer.

the Shoebill is a gigantic bastard of a bird, reaching up to five feet tall and fifteen pounds heavy. they’re simply too much bird to handle, especially when you consider that enormous clog of a beak. that odd bill may look like a cute dutch shoe, but the edges are razor-sharp and built to decapitate prey with a single heavy blow.

the Shoebill is what you would get if you were to take a Velociraptor and tape a fucking axe to its face, which kind of ruins the friendly muppet look they’ve got going on.

(that and the death glare.)

HEY KIDS! let’s have a staring contest! Timmy why are you crying

the Shoebill is found in tropical East African swamps and wetlands. they stalk around in the reeds and generally skulk around like most cranes and herons do, but with a couple of important differences. (yes, those differences are all scary. hang on.)

first, Shoebills are hunting for larger prey than your typical heron or crane. and while they do usually go after fish and eels up to 3 feet long (!!!), the Shoebill is a criminal of opportunity. they will eat anything, from baby crocodiles to smaller waterfowl to baby antelopes. BABY. FUCKING. ANTELOPES.

so maybe don’t trust them around your children, is what I’m getting at here.

HEY KIDS! who wants to see if I can fit this ENTIRE DUCK in my mouth? TIMMY, YOU’RE NEXT.

second, Shoebills are very, very, veryveryvery patient. they stand next to the water and just. don’t. move. you’d think the Shoebill was trying to win a staring contest with the river, but I can assure you that it’s nothing that innocent. the Shoebill is waiting.

 once an edible-looking fish/eel/nile monitor/baby antelope swims by, the Shoebill strikes. five feet of hungry bird slams beak-first into its potential meal, swinging it around a few times like a Jurassic Park Velociraptor (to get the mud off. mud is gross even to Shoebills), and snipping the head clean off with that terrible beak. oh, and then the Shoebill swallows it whole. headfirst. (it would be if the prey still had a head attached, anyway.)

AAAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAAA!

awful table manners aside, Shoebills actually do manage to scrounge up some compassion in their black black hearts when it comes to their children. 

*paper rustles* wait. hang on, I read that wrong. ahaha, whoops! they don’t, actually.

at the end of the rainy season, two Shoebills will court by making machine-gun sound effects with their beaks at each other. (really) once they have decided they can stand each other long enough to make some beautiful babies together (Shoebills are notoriously antisocial), the pair wander off to a distant corner of the swamp, where they will build a fuckoff huge nest and lay up to three eggs. awww!

however, only one of those eggs is going to make it to adulthood.

take a quick break to stare at something adorable.

this is by design. the strongest chick will become a strong adult. “wait... how do they know who’s the strongest?” you ask tremulously, an unnamable fear in your eyes. you are correct to be wary! the answer is siblicide.

that’s right, the strongest chick will straight-up murder its weaker siblings by shoving them out of the nest to drown/be eaten by crocodiles. and the parents just kind of watch. jesus.

I mean, I GUESS that’s as good a way as any to make sure at least one chick is strong enough to make it, but man.

don’t trust these guys around your children, that’s all I’m saying.

HEY KIDS, it’s time for TODDLER DEATHMATCH! may the strongest offspring prevail!

despite their many nightmarish qualities, Shoebills remain an iconic bird and a valuable part of the ecosystem (why, without them we’d be knee deep in baby antelopes). they have appeared in human art and culture from the Ancient Egyptians to The Audobon Society. 

they’re pretty neat.

Shoebills are also currently considered Vulnerable, with their habitat under threat from human encroachment. we really, really, really hope that this giant murderbird continues to thrive in the future, mostly so that if the day ever comes when someone points up into the air and cries “Look! A Shoebill!” we can all turn around in unison and scream,

 “GESUNDHEIT!”

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1-Birder’s Blog 2-Zambia Tourism 3-Reddit 4-The Telegraph 5-Africa Geographic 6-Zooborns 7-Ranger Diaries 8-Know Your Meme

[honghuas]

thoughts on 211-216 . it’s a super long post because i was pretty behind ! 

“Wait!” Shi Qing Xuan called out, “Hua Chengzhu says you tell those usel… those martial gods to hide themselves and heal on their own; you’d be seeking your own deaths if you try to break out under Jun Wu’s hands.”

ADGSG SQX ALMOST SAYING VERBATIM ‘USELESS GODS’ oh HC you really hate them hahahahaha

Shi Qing Xuan replied, “Uuhh, umm, that San Lang of yours looks really scary right now…

h- i’m slightly spooked that xl is crawling in this underground tunnel and notices he’s not alone no wonder hc is reaaaally concerned fdhhdh

No wonder RuoYe couldn’t fight back; it was scared of being tied into a dead knot the most. In the past, before it wised up it liked to wrap itself around mindlessly to play, and as it played it’d pile itself into a mess of dead knots, and it was Xie Lian who’d exasperatedly untie him every time. Later, it learned to be good, smarter, and had never knotted itself dead again.

oh..... 😔 haha when ur suici.de cloth is afraid of deathknots....i’m emo

Jun Wu continued, “You’ve come from a renowned household, an orthodox clan that never traversed the path of evil, raised and grew up in the sect, and was influenced since young that to ascend was the ultimate goal in life. A pursuit such as this is very difficult to give up. To fall to the ghost realm could only said to be a forced situation, an act borne of helplessness. Of course you’re not able to say you’re satisfied with the current position in the ghost realm, because it wasn’t what you wanted in the first place.” 

Indeed Yin Yu didn’t have enough confidence, and said weakly, “Chengzhu has shown me grace, he saved me…” 

“I know.” Jun Wu said, “He even helped you pacify and send off the resentful spirit of Jian Yu who died during banishment, am I right?” 

“...Yes.” Yin Yu said, “So whether I’m satisfied with the current position, it’s all…”

aaaaaaaaaa the lore but yy bbaby don’t be tricked !!!! 

Then, Yin Yu continued, “...BUT… But I only… I only wanted to just hate him, it doesn’t mean I have to hurt him. What’s that “should’ve been mine”? Other than natural talent, there is nothing that belonged to anyone from birth. OTHER PEOPLE’S POSSESSIONS, I DON’T WANT THEM!!”

Xie Lian’s eyes lit up and shouted, “WELL SAID!” 

Yin Yu continued, “I do want to return to the heavens, I do want to be ranked in the top ten! BUT! If I didn’t manage all that on my own then it’s completely meaningless! I’m unlucky, I accept it! If I’m not as powerful as him, then at the very least I can admit I’m not as powerful as him!”

“ADMITTING THAT I CAN’T COMPARE IS NOT THAT HARD!” 

oh god yy we don’t deserve you and you don’t deserve this 😔😔😔😔😔

“But… in the end, I… still think… it’s so unfair.” Yin Yu sobbed, “If I was already destined to be no one remarkable, then at the very least, I… wanted to be a kind and perfect person. But… I couldn’t even do that. It’s really… so unfair. And truth to be told, even in this moment, just thinking that I’m dying for Yi Zhen, this little dummy, I still can’t get over it. I can’t even let go and die with a heart with no resentment and no regrets, what is that.” 

Xie Lian comforted softly, “Your highness, you’ve already worked really hard. And, you’ve done very well. You’re already much, much better than most people.”

Yin Yu finally gave a small chuckle arduously, “Better than most people, huh?”

After he stopped, he sighed, and the sound of his last regret passed along with his soul as he mumbled, “But, I wanted to be a god…”

Xie Lian bowed his head deeply, “But, your highness Yin Yu, there is actually no god in this world…”

that shit hit different ,,,

He was gasping harshly, subconsciously covering his own neck and feeling that cursed shackle. A touch, and other than the cursed shackle, Xie Lian also felt something else.

It was a very thin, silver chain. It used to be cold, but because he’s worn it for so long, his body had already warmed it through. Hanging on the silver chain was a crystal clear ring.

After having felt it, Xie Lian’s shoulders immediately stiffened, and he gripped that ring tight. For some reason, his heart was pounding faster and faster, as if he had learned an incredible secret.

oh no did he figure out those are hc’s ashes ??? and right in front of the villain, what a dangerous situation... 😔

After two incense time later, before the Great Martial Hall, several figures finally appeared. They saw a lady cultivator in verdant robes riding a burly black ox, a sacred sword hanging on her waist, approaching languidly with several farmers following behind, each varying in sizes.

It was actually the Rain Master who had come!

MY QUEEN! SHE’S HERE! SHE’S HERE!

Hua Cheng hadn’t even walked over before Xie Lian had already forcefully glomped over.

This was a powerful glomp, and Hua Cheng actually wasn’t pushed back for a few steps by the force, not even a wobble. He only placed his hands on Xie Lian’s back, chuckling lightly without speaking.

DBFGMHM !? GLOMPED ????? ARE YOU FIVE ??? ;;; he’s just happy to see his mans after all this shit !

As they went, Hua Cheng’s vambraces shimmered silver, transforming into silver butterflies, and they gradually lost colour, hiding into the air. There were probably hundreds of thousands of wraith butterflies by now that were dispersed throughout the Heavenly Capital. Along the way, they’d suddenly go up or go down, abruptly hide or appear, perfectly dodging every patrolling guard.

ugh. kingue. perfection. you. UGH.

A short while later, Xie Lian dropped onto the edge of an eave and abruptly stopped, looking back at Hua Cheng seeming to be pensive. Seeing him stilled, Hua Cheng also stopped, “What is it? Have you noticed something?” 

Xie Lian frowned slightly and nodded, and said pensively, “No. It’s just, it feels like this scene had played somewhere else before…”

oh my god. omh ym god mohmyohdojsohgs. HE FELT IT WAS FAMILIAR BECAUSE HE DOESN’T REALIZE HC IS WUMING AND THEY DID THE SAME THING ONCE IN YONG AN AAAAAAaaaaAAAAaaa

“Okay, you can now give me an order.”

Hua Cheng’s right hand was holding his left elbow while his left hand supported his chin, and he looked at Xie Lian, seeming to be thinking very seriously for a moment before he said, “Then, ge ge, my order is--”

A moment later came the anticipated command. Hua Cheng smiled happily, “--Let’s borrow some spiritual powers.” 

Of course Xie Lian understood what he meant by “Borrow spiritual powers” and his head almost smoked. He quickly took off the robe and said, “It’s, it’s not this one!” 

“Ah, what a shame. It’s not this one.” Hua Cheng lamented.

Xie Lian schooled his expression, “San Lang, you… this isn’t right. You have to be more serious, don’t give orders like these.” 

LKHSAKJAJFSA I can’t believe hc is using the brocade immortal to get his dose of kisses out of xl LMAOOOOO

Then, he handed Xie Lian another set of robes. Xie Lian swiftly put it on and looked up again at Hua Cheng. Hua Cheng watched him for a moment, “Ge ge…”

A short moment later, he smiled widely, “Don’t borrow spiritual powers from me.” 

“...”

He’s been careless! How could Hua Cheng do this!

Xie Lian hastily removed that robe, “OKAY! It’s not this one eith…” But Hua Cheng stopped him, “Wait, ge ge, who says it’s not this one? You haven’t proven it yet.” 

“Don’t borrow spiritual powers from me” was Hua Cheng’s order. If Xie Lian was to prove the robe he was wearing right now wasn’t the Brocade Immortal then he must not obey Hua Cheng’s order. Which meant, he had to do the opposite thing -- “Borrow spiritual powers from Hua Cheng”.

Going around in circles and they came back to the same starting point! Xie Lian was shaken while staring at Hua Cheng’s serious face, “...That’s, you’re too cunning, you can’t do that.”

DALHJAKFGHSGKFKA ??!? WHA T A BRAT  SHGSJGKS hc really, you’re in a hostile situation and trying to get attention--

Xie Lian didn’t know what to say to retaliate at all, and he raised his finger to point at him for a moment, “You... you, ah, I can’t win with you, stop playing around!” Then without any delay, he rushed up and “chu”-ed. Even though he knew there was clearly no one around, but after he’d done the deed he still looked around, as if cautious of anyone who might be peeping.

-ah!!! xl is so easily won over GOD SGSGSdfs soooo cute tho

Jun Wu could establish a ward within the Heavenly Capital, isolating everyone within the ward from the outside world, then naturally Hua Cheng could also create an even smaller ward, sealing the spiritual powers of those within and prevent them from communicating spiritually. A small ward within a larger war, in this moment, this side chamber had become a chest within a chest.

a dream, with a dream, within a -

“You had a chance to remove those cursed shackles.” Hua Cheng said, “Why did you keep those things to bind you?” 

Xie Lian hadn’t expected he’d ask that question and was taken aback, “Maybe… it was to remind myself of some things.” He then said, “San Lang, don’t… don’t change the subject. What kind of bad habit is this? The situation just now, it’d be fine if you’d just hold me own, why did you have to take the blow yourself?” 

However, Hua Cheng replied, “Ge ge, you knew this is a bad habit too? When it comes to taking a beating, you have no right to lecture me, you know.” 

oh goodness this scene , though playful ,really hurts knowing hc is referencing all the shit xl went through in book 4 including being stabbed 100 times but xl thinks he’s referring to something more recent and purely theoretical 😔😔 xl really has no clue he is wuming....

whew, that was a LOT to get through and i’m terribly depressed now but at least there was some cute moments with hualian being stronger together and sillier too 😔😔😔

[fuyuhikoismybabygansta]

Hia! Can I have Kokichi, Kiibo and Shuichi watching scary films on halloween with a S/O who's normally brave but is still freaked out by scary films? Thank you!

Ummmm, @ me next time- This sounds deeply like me-

Kokichi

Teaser McTeaserton over here would tease you why did I write this-

You two were watching Chucky, and it was terrifying you (i’ve never saw this)

“Nishishi, are you scared S/O?~” He said with a wide grin as he held you when you jumped

“W-what?! No…just surprised me is all…”

“Sure, sure.” He then focused back at the TV, but then he got an idea

“Hey S/O, I’m going to get some snacks real quick.” Ouma then quickly got up and moved to the kitchen, leaving you with the horror movie

Soon you moved your knees up to your chest and hummed trying to calm yourself (the lights are out cause Ouma likes the horror aspect)

A jumpscare happened and you jumped a little, hoping Ouma would come back soon

Little did you know, Ouma has seen this movie hundreds of times, so he knows when every jumpscare happens

So he hid behind the couch waiting for the perfect moment to strike

Right when the jumpscare happened- “AAAAAAAAAA” He yelled right in your ear, making you scream loudly

He then fell over laughing while you were still shaking, crying a wee bit too

Ouma then sat up and walked around the couch to see you shaking horrendously and crying while holding your mouth, you were staring at him with wide eyes

“W-why did you think t-t-that would be funny…” You said with a shaking voice

Afterwards he felt horrible, he didn’t think you would get THIS shaken from it

Then he shut off the movie, picked you up, and carried you to your room, and put on Scary Godmother (this is my shit-)

You calmed down and slowly fell asleep in his arms~

Kiibo

Kiibo has never seen a horror movie, so he wanted to watch one with you~

So he choose a classic, Nightmare on Elm Street, whiCH SCARED YOU TO DEATH

You were shuddering before it even started, “S/O, do you not want to watch this?”

“N-no, I’m just cold, it’s a lil c-chilly in here.” You said, still shaking

He nodded, getting a bunch of blankets and some hot cocoa, and dropped them on you (the blankets not the hot cocoa I should specify that-)

“Hopefully this will keep you warm S/O!” He said cheerful, which you smiled at

After a few more minutes of him getting some popcorn, he hopped next to you and started the movie

You but on your brave face and faced the movie (I haven’t seen this either actually-)

When a graphic scene came up, you screamed, and grabbed the blanket to cover your head

“Huh, S/O? Are you okay?” He was rather startled at your scream, and lifted the blanket so he was under it as well

You shook your head as some tears came down your face, “I-I hate ho-horror movies, I can deal with t-them, I’m s-sorry for not being brave enough for them...”

He shifted closer and hugged you, “It’s fine S/O! We can stay under here for a while and then watch some other movie!”

After staying under the blanket for a while (Kiibo turned the TV off and turned on the lights) you two headed up to your bedroom

You two watched Hocus Pocus and cuddled for the rest of the night~

Saihara

He liked how brave you are, he thought it was cute

And, he just wanted to watch a horror movie cause Halloween is coming up

But, Saihara didn’t think you disliked them,,,well, a better term is that you were terrified of them

“Hey S/O, want to watch IT, I just got it.” You flinched a bit, but smiled and said, “Yeah, I’m sure it’ll be fun!”

But in truth, you were terrified of IT, something that became your nightmare was making you shiver

You had a reputation tho, you were the brave person in this relationship, well when it didn’t deal with horror aspects

So he got everything together, he got some nice blankets, some candy, popcorn, and snuggles

But he didn’t know you were petrified of horror movies

So you snuggled up rather close to him, and he started the movie (I’ve never seen this either, we are seeing a pattern aren’t we?)

When Georgie got his arm bit off, you squeaked and pulled the blanket closer to your face

Saihara chuckled a little at your squeak, he isn’t as fazed by horror movies, I mean he is a detective

But you were still shaking, and he noticed a bit, so he held you tighter. 

Then when the worse jumpscare happened, you screamed bloody murder, and then Saihara knew something was off

“S/O? Are you scared of the movie?” You stayed still for a moment before nodding, “...are you afraid of horror movies?” 

You stayed still for longer before nodding your head slowly, oml should’ve just told the sweet boi

He then quickly shut off the movie and turned it to Disney, which to your amazement Halloweentown was on!

A wide smile was on your face as you watched one of your favorite movies, which made Saihara happy

You two cuties~

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WHY CAN I NEVER SLEEP WHEN I NEED TO SLEEEEEEP

aaa i’ve been really ill and i didnt get enough sleep yesterday and last week so i really need to take a good ol afternoon nap here i mean why the fuck did i even oversleep til 3pm?? i need to get back to sleep cos i’m still Totally Dying Here

but then AAAAAAAAAA I just got an email from the Re:Legend team!! that really cool game I kickstarted backed for like £700!! They’re opening the mailbox for people’s entries who bought the design a monster tier, and it doesnt say when the deadline is and AAAA I basically did nothing towards designing my monster since last august aaaaa i forgot about it cos there was such a long break between the kickstarter ending and now...

so like FUCK should I just buy a bunch of Monster Energy and try and blitz draw as fast as I can?? I’m already dizzy from sleep deprivation but i mean i cant get to sleep anyway now that im so excited for this!! I can be awake and tired and unable to draw good or i can be awake and buzzed as fuck and dying but DRAWING SWEET MONSTROS

also i also have to design an npc and a weapon aaaa and they say ‘make your anime you to have a place in the game!’ but like.. I literally cannot make a me cos yknow Gender. I don’t know if they’d accept a nonbinary character, or like.. if I’d have the same situation as poor Corlal from Summon Night and get turned male in the dub because ‘its easier’ >_> I just know that the game’s team was talking about how they probably won’t be able to give an answer on whether gay marriage options will be in the game until much later in development. They want to do it but gay marriage isn’t legalized yet in the country the game is being made in, and they’re being published by square enix so we also dunno how much impact they’d have on changing stuff in the game. So yeah I wanted to maybe just make a random npc to fit into the universe instead. But my first idea was ‘gay blacksmith man who loves you’ so EVIDENTELLY I AM NO GOOD AT THIS (i might put him in one of my own projects tho lol, he has a really cool tattoos! his personality is a bit too similar to Blair tho so maybe not in my big dating sim idea. Or maybe I could give blair his tattoos??) And then AAAA they already have a really cool grandpa that I cannot defeat :( look at this grandpa u guys

he’s the mayor and he’s cool and i am very excited to learn more about his personality and stuff cos he looks very silly! HE’S A VENTRILOQUIST WITH AN OWL AND HE ALSO LOOKS LIKE ONE

also this is my current fave of the revealed monsters

and this is my second fave

and this is my third fave

and these are all the cool weapon types and seriously I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO DESIGN AAA SHOULD I MAKE ONE OF EACH???

(also greatsword, dual blade, bow and magic staff which were the first revealed and don’t have a fancy splash image)

and just generally AAAAA dis game AAAA I dont wanna miss the deadline and not get a chance to leave a mark on it but also AAAA I don;t know how to draw like fifty things in a week and not have them look terrible and especially if i’m wasting half that week on recovering from illness! SO yeah FUCK U BRAIN AND GOOD HEALTHFULNESS i’m gonna go buy way too many energy drinks and Die

brb lol

...

OH OH OH ONE THING BEFORE I GO, DUH, OMG

here’s a refresher on my monster design so far its name is sombul and it is a sleepy peep WHICH IS IRONIC COS IM GONNA GO INSOMNIAC TO FINISH IT

not sure which colourscheme is better

possible idea if the backer monsters are allowed to have breedable colours/patterns like the regular monsters are

kinda shitty scribbles of a prevolution maybe??

cos the reason I’m so AAAA right now is that we have to have a three stage evo line and i don’t know what else to give it? I had a vague idea for a final form but no clue what to go in-between, so then i was thinking maybe this is the in-between and it has a baby form but i couldnt think of any designs that weren’t just the same thing but smaller T_T final form idea is like a big spoopy four armed ghost knight with an aesthetic similar to NiGHTS but buff? but it’d still be the same scaredy cat sleepy hug monster, it just evolved to look scary so people will leave it alone XD maybe name it Lucidfer or something else thats a pun on awake? or man i don’t know if I’d be allowed to make it a two stage evo??? or a branching one so its still three monsters but in a different order?? I may as well design all of these ideas and be like ‘pick whichever one fits the game best’, i guess? MAKE MORE WORK FOR YOURSELF, BUNNI, THATS A SMART IDEA

aaaa now i will go shove caffeine in my face and die brbrbrbbrbbbbb

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REPLIES HERE!

@romeo-and-simulet : and your stomach is still the best stomach

YES it isss i’ll never make khal wear anything else

@romeo-and-simulet : I AM SO DEAD SO DEAD SO DEAD ALREADY AND ITS ONLY STARTING AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SAAAAAAAME I CRY

@romeo-and-simulet : at this point, everything gives me life and death equally

deepest apologies for the pain bby :o

@romeo-and-simulet : fuck u

:ooooo

@romeo-and-simulet : can i adopt khal as my mum too

yes please! this boy was born to be a mommy

@romeo-and-simulet : smh @ ur tags i cant believe we are friends

BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCK 2GETHER SMH

@romeo-and-simulet : FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKKKKKKKKKKK

;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

@romeo-and-simulet : AAAAAA T H E O U T F I T

YESSSSSS i swear this dang outfit is more memorable to me than jess’ wedding dress tbh........

@romeo-and-simulet : YES YOU DO MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD

annie and khal’s ghosts screaming DOOOOO IIIIIITT behind jess’ shoulder

@bonnypixels : well that was surprising XD how did that happen, zazz?

careless whisper playing in the distance as kade drenches himself in sakura tea

@romeo-and-simulet : pr...eGANANANT??????????????

can....... u...... get PRRRREGANTE??

@romeo-and-simulet : i cannot believe youll make me wait till tomorrow

my queue is satan is why

@romeo-and-simulet : JESSSSSSSSSS BBYYYYYYY AND NOSES

this is just in jess and mal HAVE MATCHING NOSES I CRY FOR THESE NERDS

@romeo-and-simulet : THOSE STUPID FACES I HATE THEM SO MUCH AAAAAAAA THESE IDIOTS

I WILL SUE THEM FOR MORAL DAMAGE

@romeo-and-simulet : eleven what is eleven. time no longer exists and neither does space. all there is is monster legs, bad shoulders and my ghost, floating around them in the void. good bye world good bye gen 8

aaaaaand this is annie on 8 cuils. im sorry i have many regrets and this is most of them i will play a miniature violin v badly in ur honor. but GEN 8 MUST COME

@romeo-and-simulet : yes yes it has been waiting long enough now you might as well have a jolly good time right here and i will watch For Science

god imagine the political scandal that would b tho mal would get fired faster than they would finish. *victor voice* public fornication is NOT SFE’s plans my boy

@romeo-and-simulet : after you told me what you told me im feeling this on such a deep level and its beautiful jess is beautiful

AAAAAAAAAA IM CRYING also this makes me think that i never Tell anything if its not for Emotional Evil

@romeo-and-simulet : this is how ppl die jess smh

and here i was thinkin it was bc of political corruption and bribes and cupcakes

@romeo-and-simulet : the great mysteries of africa

@david attenborough pls make a doc on cowplants

@romeo-and-simulet : ALSO WELCOME TO...SIDEBOOB TOWN?

HELL YEAA I WANT TO LIV TERE

@romeo-and-simulet : bby girl need some more grilled cheese

she doooooo im crying

@theothercausims : so gorgeous!

aaaaaa thank you so much!!

@myshvno : WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE MIDDLE LEFT W H A T

jess dropped her ring and mal found it and returned it to her!! ;) what a good samaritan

@romeo-and-simulet : can i order a supportive cinnamon khal too

yes you can and if you order two you get an extra blanket to keep them cozy!!

@romeo-and-simulet : i wonder what else hes been eating apart from the food jess cooked 👀

i know i saw this comment already but I CRIED AND SCREAMED AGAIN ALL THE MEALS THIS BOY COULD WANT A DIVERSE AND HEALTHY DIET

@romeo-and-simulet : that big tiddy

tbh it terrifies me lmao

@romeo-and-simulet : save me from his face with those upped thirst levels please

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀

@romeo-and-simulet : tHE PIPE IS LEAKING TODAY IS SOM DAY MAN

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀  INTENSIFIES

@romeo-and-simulet : i too aspire to sleep all day

the dream

@myshvno : omg hes so cute when he’s in love mal just do it alreadyy

he too needs a motivational shia video smh but few things make mal feel like an awkward noodle

@romeo-and-simulet : my boy....

pls teach him out to eat properly

@romeo-and-simulet : dat ass tho

👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀  one must know their assets

@davidmont : OMG

i KNOWWWWW SOMETIMES THE REALITY OF THEM HAVING A COWPLANT IS SCARY

@romeo-and-simulet : PRRRRRREGANTE

AT LEAST HES NOT PERGNUT

@romeo-and-simulet : ahdmbajshgbdfg

SAME i feel this on so many levels

@romeo-and-simulet : gEOFFREY WHY MUST YOU ALWAYS RUIN THINGS

geoffrey is the embodiment of gold star u tried....... he tries to do good but is a bumbling father help him

@romeo-and-simulet : HE LOOKS SO FLUFFY AND SOFT I WANT TO RUB MY FACE AGAINST HIS RIGHT NOW PLEASE

SUHFFSUFDHFSHFE IDK HOW HED FEEL ABT THAT U MUST TRY AND TELL ME

[ghosty-schnibibit]

AAAAAAAAAA LIVEBLOG AAAAAAAAAA

i am... so scared and so excited oh my god. i feel like i'm gonna cry i'm so freaked out. i've only been in this fandom for about four months but it's been a blast guys, i love all of you so much

well that was really cryptic

aww sterling :’(

battlefest!!!

KLARG KLARG KLARG YEEEEEAH

GRAHAM HOLY FUCK, JESS YES

wait so everyone knows now??? holy shit that's amazing

AND THE FEAR IS GONE

EVERYONE KNOWS JOHANN'S MUSIC NOW, I'M... MY BABY ; _ ;

I'M SCREAMING THIS MUSIC IS AMAZING, I HAVE NOT FELT THIS KIND OF EXCITEMENT SINCE THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED CASCADE 

WHAT NO

FISHER AND JUNIOR OH NO

travis can always be counted on for levity in dramatic times and i appreciate that a lot

"nothin much lizard"

oh no oh no oh no

THE ROYAL BEASTS OH MY GOD

FIGHT! THAT! BEAR!

griffin you're gonna rip my fuckin heart out aren't you

the bear sounds vaguely like gundren lol

"like a safe word or...?" PFFFFF

i love that travis is staying true to young ipre magnus being a bit of a cocky bastard

taako time, woohoo

lup my baby omg

YES PORTAL THEORY IS CORRECT, YEEEAH

god they’re so fucking cute with each other, i love these twins so much

PLEASE OPEN THE ASTRAL PLANE AND GET TO KRAVITZ PLEASE 

YAY :D

JUSTIN PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP THIS ROLL

YEEEEEAH THANK YOU RANDOM NUMBER GOD

OH NO

OH NO NO NO NO NO

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

GRIFFIN I AM SO WORRIED FOR MY SON

UPSY???

"STRANGE AND DEMENTED MONSTER" WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ISTUS

FUCKING OVERWATCH I'M SCREAMING

WHAT IS THIS, WHAT THE FUCK

"i know, i know, listen" oh my god what the fuck is this griffin what the literal fuck

"i am pretty well fucked" SAME

"I KNOW WHO YOU ARE" AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'M SCREAMING THE FUCKING TACO PLOT

and now we cut to merle

this is so fuckin cute i'm dying

merle are you just forgetting the whole "kiss my ass you sanctimonious bastard" thing or are you really that forgiving

JOHNNY BOY

merle i love you so much

"i'm not really in charge here anymore" what the fuck

oh my god what the fuck

"i needed to say goodbye to someone" oh my god i'm gonna cry

OLD FRIEND AAAAAAAAAA

OH I NEED TO DRAW THIS SO BAD

what in the world is chess thing, i feel like this has a lot of significance that i'm not grasping yet

aaand we're back to magnus

OH SHIT NO PLEASE LET MY GIRLS BE OKAY PLEASE 

MAGNUS MY BABY BOY I LOVE YOU PLEASE BE OKAY

"you see gratitude in the fading light in his eyes" :’(

"HELP" I'M SCREAMING

AVIIIII YES YES YES

NO DOGS ON THE MOON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT WE ALL THOUGHT THE MAN WREATHED IN FLAMES WAS GUNDREN AND IT WAS JUST A RANDO IN A TACO TRUCK WHAT THE FUCK

WAIT IS THIS THE FUCKIN BOND HE MADE IN TESSARALIA

"I DON'T KNOW WHAT A TACO IS" I AM LOSING MY SHIT

OH MY FUCKING HELL ISTUS WHAT THE FUCK

i was legit worried griffin was going to teach me how to make a taco step by step for the next ten minutes

i have spent the last five minutes dying of laughter and crying what the absolute shit, griffin what the fuck i love this

ISTUS IS THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE R/N

WONDERLAND ROUND THREE YES YES YES YES YES

I AM SCREAMING SO MUCH OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

JUSTIN LAUGHING IS SO GREAT

LUP OH MY GOD

"OH YOU DON'T NEED TO ROLL FOR THAT SON" YEEEEEAH

KRAVITZ KRAVITZ KRAVITZ YEEEEEEEEEES

whoop, back to merle now

this is so sweet, i feel like this is just clint being really mushy and i love it

oh shit, this is sad as fuck

welp, i'm really scared for merle right now

OH SHIT IS JOHN DOING A HEEL FACE TURN???

NOPE NOPE NOPE THIS IS SCARY AS SHIT NO NO NO NO NO

"alright" GRIFFIN PLEASE DON'T KILL NATURE DAD PLEASE NO

MERLE PLEASE REMEMBER THE ISTUS REWIND BALL PLEASE

YEEEEEEEEEEAH PAN IS BACK YES

ZONE OF TRUTH

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING OH MY GOD 

I'M FUCKING DEAD

"HEY BOSS" M E R L E

I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD

"YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MY MERLE" :’)

WAIT ONE FUCKING MINUTE... THERE'S GOING TO BE ANOTHER PART OF THE FINALE??? HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS ISN'T THE END END???? OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED

what's about to happen griffin

this music is scaring the shit out of me

OH MY GOD MAVIS AND MOOKIE NO

NO NO NO DON'T YOU DARE KILL MAVIS, NOT MY BABY

THE TREE THE TREE THE TREE

I KNOW THAT MUSIC QUEUE ANYWHERE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

SLOANE AND HURLEY YES YES YES

OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY GOD YES YES YES HE BROUGHT THEM BACK!!! HE BROUGHT MY GIRLS BACK!!!!! YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

thank you travis once again for the levity

KILLIAN I LOVE YOU

noelle what the fuck are you doing

NOELLE NO

"no one deserved it more than you" MAGNUS I'M GOING TO CRY

i’m... noelle my baby ; _ ;

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"I DON'T WANT IT TO BE COLD AND WEIRD" K R A V I T Z

I'M FUCKING SCREAMING THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING EVER I'M FUCKING DYING

KRAV MY BABY I'M JUST 

JUSTIN WHY DO YOU HAVE TO RIP MY HEART OUT EVERY DAMN EPISODE I AM JUST SOBBING

i literally just walked around my room cleaning random shit for about 15 minutes because i was too scared to continue listening

GRIFFIN "I'M GONNA GIVE THE GAYS EVERYTHING THEY WANT" MCELROY

LUP I LOVE YOU

HE MADE A DEAL WITH LEGION!!! I KNEW IT!!!!!

OH MY GOD FUCKIN... TAAKO I FUCKIN LOVE YOU

LUP OMG

the mentel image of merle fuckin care-bear staring the hunger with his eye is hilarious beyond words

CASSIDY FUCK YEAH

YAAAAAY OMG ALL THE FAVES ARE BACK

"i gotta conjure up my byork voice" griffin ilu

OOOOOH MORE OF THE PROPHESY

"well, that's a big boy" ROSWELL

THAT'S THE PURPLE WORM MUSIC OH MY GOD

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING THE PURPLE WORMS OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE GRIFFIN THIS IS AMAZING

"i fought a big bear" oh magnus

"saw my boyfriend" taako i love you more than life

"i like that guy" MERLE ARE YOU FORGETTING THE WHOLE CRYSTAL ARM THING

"i thought he died" ANGO

lucas i love you oh my god

oh my god this is so fucking cool

davenport no oh my god

LUCRETIA LUCRETIA LUCRETIA

THEY NEED TO SEVERE THE BONDS AROUND THE HUNGER

I AM GOING TO CRY SO MUCH I WANT THIS HAPPY END TO BE REAL, PLEASE GRIFFIN

I LOVE THIS I LOVE THESE CLEVER FUCKS

LUCRETIA WAS ALIVE IN THE HAPPY ENDING!!!!! I'M NOT WORRIED ANYMORE I’M JUST REALLY FUCKING EXCITED

MAGNUSSS MY BABY

"don't try to manufacture my character growth" oh taako 

OH NO OH NO OH NO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

trying to tell myself it'll be okay because lup was in the happy end too but i'm still so fuckin scared

ANGO MY BABY AAAAA

"we were all in a pretty dark place" B A R R Y

i love that they're all derailing griffin's scene saying goodbye to everyone this is hilarious

LUP MY LOVE

oh no its the terrifying music again

YEEEAH SLOANE AND HURLEY AGAIN

A SQUAD OF TOM BODETTS

welp, now i'm gonna have to listen to the flop house podcast episodes :/

THIS IS AMAZING

JOHANN MY BABY ; _ ;

YES

YES

YES

I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY AND EXCITED