#A TRUE PROPHET

[potato-lord-but-not]

I’ve started referring you as “my lord and savior” so ill be talking to my friends and saying stuff like “my lord and savior hath posted” and they all know what im talking about

Oh my god that’s incredible-

no one tell my girlfriend she’s been very anti me-starting-a-cult but like? we’re getting there bb your lord and savior has posted the podcast men rejoice

[thediaryofaurora]

This is exactly how I image her oh my. I LOVE HER.

Small Kate drawing

Ref under cut

[fairuzfan]

Looking through Wikipedia talk pages about anything related to Islam and being like "ohhh ok so you're an islamophobe". Literally citing right wing/anti-immigration books as sources and then say "the point of Wikipedia is to convey the perspective of secondary sources" like ok. There's no point changing these pages because these wikiepedians will just bully you and overwrite them.

[daesofthepen]

Idk Idea 001

Just read It's Just a Prank, Bro by Tachvintlogic on AO3 and, man, now my brain is coming up with concepts for a similar idea like:

Danny having many run-ins with Constantine where Danny will say something or give some "advice" for something he sees as a Problem TM.

Note: Danny does not have the same views as most people on what is and isn't good/bad.

Their first interaction: They meet at a bar and Danny warns him about his smoking habit. Constantine ignores the "advice" and later it turns out his current box of cigarettes have been laced with poison. Constantine—after leaving the Justice League's medical ward a week later—proceeds to lose his goddamn mind about this random guy who maybe knew about it.

Constantine goes out and tracks down this guy he met once in a bar only to find that Danny has no idea what he's talking about poisons and assassination attempts, but is he alright? Danny being concerned for this dude who tracked him down and doesn't even care that John was accusing him of being part of the assassination attempt.

(No Ghost King!Danny AU where Danny retires as teen hero and now is living his best life as just a dude who goes to work and—sure, occasionally visiting friends in the ghost zone—doesn't do crime fighting much anymore.)

So Constantine leaves convinced Danny is Just Some Guy and this was a coincidence. Danny walks him to the door politely and cracks a joke about being careful not to trip on cracks on the sidewalk, don't want to make it easier on the assassins, right?

Two days later, Constantine trips on uneven sidewalk and accidentally sets off a trap that gets him kidnapped by assassins. Goddamnit.

Just, accidental prophet Danny.

[and-fishing-equipment]

i've decided this is normal lestat behavior btw. he eats random shit so regularly that it's of course part of louis hallucinations. we've never seen this because he decided it wasn't relevant to the story.

[bitchthefuck1]

Rustin Cohle first man to be diagnosed with female hysteria

[starcrossedandstupid]

Joel is going to win this season. How do I know? when shortened down like all the other life names, Wild Life is WL. WL also stands for W Life, which obviously in Win Life, which can be said to be Wins Life as well, and that, if you run the numbers, actually says (Joel)Wins Life, meaning joel will win this one! thank you for coming to my ted talk.

[seeminglyseph]

Apollo's entire vibe in God Games feels like "Dad Said I Had to Be Here" and I feel like that's so Golden Child of him

[hell0jon]

TMA: martin falls in love with boss (jon) and ends up with him

TMAGP: alice falls in love with boss (gwen) and ends up with her

thank you for coming to my ted talk

[riverfelloff]

"bill/paul, ted/paul, and bill/ted are all awful ships," the crowd is silent as i speak, "bill, paul, and ted are actually all in love with each other and work together to raise richie, pete, and alice."

the crowd boos and throws tomatoes as i shed a single tear.

two voices echo across the room, stopping everyone in their tracks.

"she's right!" one says, "no one else has cracked it before!" the other says

the spotlights quickly move to illuminate the two voices, and it's shown that they came from nick and matt lang themselves.

[thedeafprophet]

if you drank moonmilk while looking at the dawn machine would it make literally any difference

also what if you moon milked a sequencer in general. would the two fixations fight for mental dominance or?

[death-of-cats]

Looking at the series, GRRM has set up his main protagonists, the "true" heroes, with paralleling, "false" doubles. With Dany, it's Young Griff/Aegon, the mummer's dragon. With Jon, it's Stannis, the false Azor Ahai. And I would make a prediction that with Bran, the true greenseer-cum-god, his double is going to be revealed as Euron, with his raven dreams and ambitions to achieve godhood himself. Obviously this all depends on what goes down in the next book, but I believe the signs are there.

[mushroominthedark]

I'm a true believer in Space Daddy and Magic Mommy.

[axel-tiredstudent]

She's so mother

[genericpuff]

me getting an ask in my inbox laying out every single brush that rachel uses in her backgrounds including indie brushes that aren't a part of her usual adobe kyle webster kit, only to download and test them and find that they're all 100% correct:

[beastsovrevelation]

How Lottie appears:

Lottie actually:

The Wilderness prophet must be feared and revered, you can't convince me otherwise