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gothamite-rambler · 1 month ago
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Batfamily Adventures Script Fics: Other batman characters and villains
*updated daily (linked in masterlist with other masterlists)
Where they're the focus, but aren't connected to the batfamily or are villains
Multi parts (I love writing these the most)
Bruce find out about Damian pt 1
Bruce meeting his son Damian pt. 2
Lex Luthor being oblivious that Bruce Wayne hates him
Pt. 2 Lex and Clark fight over being Bruce's friend
Conclusion: Super Villain Lex Luthor unaware who Batman is and regrets it.
How the Wayne family handles injuries sometimes pt 1
How the Wayne family handles injuries sometimes pt 2
Jason may have a point here
Jason meets Damian
Jason Todd babysitting baby Damian.
Bruce find out about Damian pt 1
"You knew this entire time?"
Bruce meeting his son Damian pt. 2
The batgirls on their periods
The batgirls on their period and how the boys handle them.
Selina Kyle:
Selina Kyle and her Roommates
Selina and Bruce being my OTP
Selina's reaction to who's Nightwing after Bruce told her he is Batman.
Catwoman meets the first Robin when he was a kid.
Catwoman meets the Second Robin
How Catwoman treats the old Robins sometimes
Selina meets Damian for the first time
Justice League Members:
Everyone likes Aquaman
Everyone loves Aquaman #2
Aquaman is one of the few people Batman admits he thinks is 'Neat'
Aquaman being the shining beacon of light that everyone needs.
Submarine mission
Diana Prince (Wonder Woman) with all the batkids when they were kids
Giovanni was a (mostly) great dad
Oliver Queen to Dick Grayson and Jason Todd
Wonder Mom to the rescue
Martian Manhunter
"To the Batmobile!" Wonder Woman said, ignoring Batman
Batman is banned from using magic and green lantern ring
Rose Wilson:
Rose and Raven: Trauma Bonding Buddies
Raven and Rose being best trauma friend
Rachel “Raven” Roth and Rose Wilson debating over who had the suckier dad pt 2.
Rose's advice for the day
"This is an original monologue I came up with on my own!"
Batman's Rogues Gallery:
"Wait, who took you down?"
Lex Luthor being oblivious that Bruce Wayne hates him
Pt. 2 Lex and Clark fight over being Bruce's friend
Conclusion: Super Villain Lex Luthor unaware who Batman is and regrets it.
Slade Wilson, negotiating with Oliver Queen
Teen Titans:
Thrill Seekers
Contingency Plans
"This is an original monologue I came up with on my own!" Deathstroke claimed, but he was lying.
Imagine Dragons Is A Good Band!
If Deathstroke was asked 'Which one of you is eviller?"
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tanoraqui · 6 months ago
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For the russingon ask game : 4 (+ Celechwes <3 ?) and 24
(Belated response to this ask meme)
4. What do they each think is the other's most attractive quality?
Maedhros falls in love with people for qualities he yearns for but cannot find within himself. In Celechwes: her refusal, nay, innate inability to be bound, by responsibilities or worry. In Fingon: his relentless optimism, hope, faith, estel.
Fingon falls in love with people for qualities that he shares but which he worries, in his heart, that he's only faking. In Maedhros: his compassionate instinct to look out for others, with protection are care, often beyond and before looking out for himself. In Celechwes: her flinging-her-self-from-a-cliff 110% commitment to a course of action, be it a race or a political scheme or love, once she has decided to do it.
Celechwes, to be perfectly honest, fell in love with both of them when she watched Fingon slide off the eagle by the edge of Lake Mithrim, and Maedhros stumble-fall after him, though she didn't know it at the time. She fell in love with both of them for kind of the same thing, which she does have herself but which she really needed in those dark days of the Enemy's recent, savage assaults on her people: the ability to simply endure and go on. There's a difference between them, though: in Fingon, his relentless optimism - but where Maedhros sees (sometimes needs to see) an easy-coming faith, Celechwes better sees how much it's often a matter of force of will. And in Maedhros: his blazing, unceasing fire.
(And if you were looking for horny responses, well, I'm a strict headcanoner that the fëa > hröa rule means that elves are, on average, distinctly demiromantic by modern human standards, and most likely to be turned on by things they love about a person. But also: Fingon can do a smirk, usually while sparring, that communicates with a single lopsided flash of teeth, I'm going to kick your ass and I'm going to look so good doing it that you're going to be so angry-horny that you fight worse and I kick your ass even harder, in a vicious cycle that ends with both of us naked and me #winning, and it has NEVER ONCE FAILED to send Maedhros into a competitive tizzy.)
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24. What’s a Russingon AU you often daydream about?
I suppose the superhero au... They're openly archnemeses with intense foe yay and secretly living out a Superman/Lex Luthor raising-a-child-together domestic au; it's so good... Their son's superpower is negating other people's superpowers; he literally COULD be a Villain's perfect brainwashed-clone(ish) superweapon against the Hero, but instead they took him out of the test tube as an infant and bought a house together in a nice neighborhood with a good school, and when Ereinion is like 14 they'll finally let him burst onto the super-scene as Kid Valor, who was toootally speed-grown in a test tube in the past year in a villainous FëaTech lab, but broke free and is now Valiant's new sidekick...
Celechwes is already their friend (and sometimes third in bed?) by the time Erein is born, and Maedhros and FIngon both sometimes call her for advice on "normal" childhoods, because she's the one of the only people in the world who knows about their secret relationship but wasn't raised in, well, the house of Finwë. So she'll randomly get a call like, "Hey, which would be more traumatic for a four-year-old: to be told that their dad isn't coming home for an unknown amount of time because he has Musically induced amnesia, or to be introduced to their dad who doesn't know who they are?" And she has to be like, "I don't know - but Erien's a pretty smart kid, and he does know about your night jobs. Did this sort of thing ever happen to either of your parents, when they were active heroes? How did you feel about it then?"
Sometimes she babysits. She's Erein's second-favorite aunt (Aredhel wins on sheer coolness.)
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void-writing · 2 years ago
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If you want to share, I'd love to hear more of your Rise TMNT and DCU crossover, please!
I am so so glad you asked : D
I've been trying so hard for so long to think of how the Rise boys misadventures would align with DCU, mostly because I was thinking about post-movie JL investigations into the Kraang Invasion. HOWEVER, I was rewatching the series with a friend semi-recently and we hit the "Battle Nexus: New York" episode and it abruptly hit me that Superman--who is in the state of New York (bc in my version of canon, Metropolis is in New York and Gotham's in New Jersey, as god intended)--would probably be high-key alarmed about the City That Never Sleeps going completely silent except for four teens and five adults, one of which being clearly the one behind it all (that one being Big Mama).
That line of thought honestly made me entertain the idea of Superman being like...the Turtles' weird uncle figure who checks in occasionally like "you good?" but I don't know all of where I'd want to take a story like that.
This honestly kind of spun around in my head for a while until I was hit with a lightning bolt of genius in the form of a very vivid daydream about Daily Planet Intern April O'Neil absolutely tearing into Lex Luthor because he had the sheer audacity to compare Superman to the Kraang in her presence, and a befuddled (and slightly flattered) Clark Kent holding her back from bodily attacking Lex like:
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The fic that I'm writing is going to be a mega long one-shot of April being an absolute menace to the supervillain population of Metropolis. She's basically going to be a mini-Lois Lane but like five times more feral because this girl won't so much as flinch at the nonsense Supes deals with on the regular.
On the hero side, April kind of Tim Drakes her way into becoming Superman's unofficial-official sidekick on account of how she just forcibly inserts herself into dangerous situations and refuses to leave.
Hilariously, April doesn't put together that Clark is Superman for a while because her threshold for what constitutes as weird is so messed up that anything that Clark does that might flag as suspicious doesn't even ping for April. Lois and Jimmy have a bet in the background over how long it will take for April to figure out Clark is Superman.
Some other highlights knocking around in my head include:
April babysitting Jon for Clark and Lois so they can go on a date night. April cements herself as the coolest babysitter ever in helping Jon defend the Kent House from an incursion viscous tiny alien critters that Jon brought home from space on accident. Both are trying their hardest to not use powers in front of the other with mixed success.
On a similar note, April cultivating a big-sister relationship with Conner because you cannot tell me that he wouldn't fit right in with her collection of genetically engineered super-soldier brothers born from unethical experiments by a man convinced doing this will save his people, using DNA stolen from a powerful warrior he has homoerotic tension with (from a certain perspective regarding Lex and Clark, lol). Like seriously, Conner's backstory fits the Rise boys' so well. I can't not make April adopt him as little brother #5. Maybe for the hell of it I'll turn Conner into a turtle mutant and have him dick around with the Hamato boys, mostly in making Splinter question if he's been miscounting how many sons he has this entire time. Ah. Fic for another day.
The triumphant return of April's crane license (with bonus forklift certification)
Clark being a living jungle gym for this 4'10" menace to his confusion and everyone else's delight.
The Hamato boys making a surprise visit to the Daily Planet as April works with Lois on an article (because she missed their weekly call and the boys immediately assumed the worst) and April trying desperately to keep her dum-dum little brothers out of Lois's sight as they scamper around the office like it's a playground.
April unknowingly endearing herself to Wonder Woman when she stops by in civilian form to meet up with Clark for JL business.
April getting herself in way over her head trying to do a bit of investigative journalism alone and the Supers coming to bail her out (as a reminder to everyone--including myself--that April is not invincible).
And, of course, the reference to the Batman vs. TMNT movie that I mentioned in the last ask I did on this where the boys break into the Bat Cave and Donnie calls April to gloat that he was right about Batman's secret identity and meanwhile Clark gets a call from Bruce about the four teenage mutant menaces running around his lair and how they're connected to a specific Daily Planet intern Clark knows.
It's just really funny to me to imagine Rise!April being unleashed on Metropolis because Ninpo or no, I don't think anyone there would be prepared to handle the powerhouse that is April O'Neil. The villains of Metropolis quickly come to know and fear her because she will more often than not charge them with the nearest blunt object and somehow--despite not having a meta gene (they have checked)--she hits like a freight train and can keep up decently well with Supers (writing this out now makes me realize that it would be plausible that a conspiracy theory starts floating around Metropolis' criminal underground that April O'Neil is secretly Kryptonian in some capacity, only for it to be swiftly disproved when she grand-slams a chunk of Kryptonite into the Atlantic. Somehow this makes her more terrifying).
But yeah, April is just having the time of her life at this internship, blissfully unaware of how many minds she's breaking just being herself.
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mycatismyeditor · 3 years ago
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A Luthor and a Super babysit deleted/Alt scene
Spoilers (I guess) for the fic 
So this was an alternate way I was going to do the pregnancy reveal in chapter 3. If you’ve read the original you’ll be able to see the same bones in it so it’s not really new. But I’ve heard some of y’all might enjoy the deleted bits from my stories. - Ten minutes into game night and Alex cracked. Someone had to say it and no one else seemed brave enough to. “Okay please explain to me why Lena is currently devouring fries with a speed and grace that is normally reserved for… well you? And why is she drowning them in lemon?” Alex asked looking at Kara. Lena looked up from the almost empty bowl of fries in front of her to glare at Kara. “Yes Kara, please explain to your sister why I’m currently eating these. And then get me more because I am starving. Also more lemon.” Kara slid her own chips over and handed Lena another lemon with a smile. Alex’s eyes widened but she stayed silent looking between the two of them. Everyone was watching now. Brainy seemed like he wanted to speak but Nia’s hand kept him quiet. “Okay so uh… we have some news,” Kara said sinking in her chair a little with a smile. Alex narrowed her eyes. “It’s good news,” Kara said quickly. “So uh, I’ll just come out and say it… okay um… well you all know how we’ve been dating…” Kara fiddled with her fingers looking around at her friends. Kelly gave her a friendly smile, Nia nodded and Brainy looked like he still wanted to say something but wasn’t sure if it was allowed. Her gaze returned to her increasingly suspicious sister. “I’m moving in with Lena next weekend and we’re getting married next month. Your invitations are on the table.” Kara wrapped her arms around Lena who paused in her eating to give her a kiss. Lena looked away from Kara for a moment to see their friends still staring at them in various stages of shock. “Congratulations!” Kelly said quickly. Nia followed her lead and then Brainy did as well. Alex however had her eyes narrowed as she looked at Kara. “After dating three months?” Alex asked. “And then only one month lead up to the wedding?” Lena smiled at Alex and nodded. “We thought it best in the circumstances,” Lena said with a smile. Kara shot her a look. Lena smiled back unrepentant. “What circumstances?” Alex asked. “Okay so…” Kara hesitated looking at Lena. “You know maybe let’s just focus on the wedding tonight the other-” Alex narrowed her eyes further. “So uh, funny story… Well I say funny but really it’s more-” “Kara just tell us what it is,” Alex said using her most serious big sister voice. Kara caved immediately. Lena was surprised she’d lasted this long. “You’re going to be an Auntie!” Kara said smiling brightly Alex’s jaw dropped. “Oh my God Kara!” Alex leapt up hugging Kara as everyone else gave their congratulations again. Only Kelly stayed seated her eyes on Lena who was still eating. “Congratulations! How far along are you?” Alex asked staring down at her sister’s flat stomach. “Lena’s three months along,” Kara explained. Alex blinked and then Kara saw the gears turning and the questions starting as everyone else sat down again. “What do you mean Lena’s- Who’s the father?” Alex asked. “Yeah so that’s the funny part…” Kara said fidgeting with her hands again. “I am.” Alex went very still and then she looked at Lena who was in the process of squeezing the second lemon over the remains of Kara’s chips. Some gears clicked into place, others not so much. “Kara, correct me if I’m wrong, but you don’t have a penis. So explain to me how you managed to magically grow one and get Lena pregnant!” Alex’s voice steadily increased in volume as she spoke and Kara sucked in a breath as everyone continued to stare at them. “Yeah… so,” Kara said wincing. Alex glared at her. “Uh Lena, honey… can you explain this one?” Lena looked at her for a moment then at their friends all staring at them. She sighed. “So you know how Kara has access to Kryptonian technology in the fortress of solitude…” Alex’s attention snapped to Lena and held. “Well there’s this piece of old Kryptonian technology that was a part of their matrix. Kelex put it together with stuff from Earth. And well… it was theoretically possible that it could be adapted to be used with humans.” Alex didn’t seem to be breathing as she looked at Lena. “So we were drunk, four hours into our first date, talking about how nice it was babysitting Jonathon, and how cute babies are and how to have them…” Alex was breathing again, very shallowly. “Then Kara mentioned the tech she had and then she went and got it. And we were discussing the various theoretical applications and well, like I said we were drunk and it was all theoretical at the time and well it’s a little hazy after that, but the theoretical has now been tested and is now not so theoretical. Once I work out how we did it L Corp will engage in more… structured research and hopefully be putting a new patent forward in the next year or two.” You could hear a pin drop in the apartment as everyone stared at them. Alex took a deep breath and turned to glare at her sister. “So just to make sure I have this right. You two got drunk on your first date! Then got your hands on untested alien technology, and again, while drunk, used said untested alien technology to get Lena pregnant with your baby, all without any medical supervision or assistance. And then didn’t tell me for three months!” No one spoke or moved except for Lena who having said her piece went right back to eating. Kara made a face looking at her sister. “Well it sounds kinda bad when you put it like that,” Kara mumbled. “And you’re incorrect,” Lena added. “Here we go,” Kara muttered rolling her eyes. “We got drunk on our first date and used untested alien technology to get Kara pregnant, but someone screwed up three lines of instructions.” Kara sighed. “You’re never getting over that are you?” Kara muttered. “No Kara I’m not!” “I was drunk! It’s a miracle it worked as well as it did.” “You messed up three lines of instructions! Three!” Kara muttered something under her breath. “Not an excuse,” Lena said pointing a chip at her. “Now I have to take goddamn maternity leave and you know they’re gonna use that as an excuse to drop L Corp’s stock price and then I’m going to get to hear bitching about it for a whole goddamn year.” “What happened?” Alex asked cutting off what was evidentially a well worn argument. “We did rock paper scissors to see who would get pregnant,” Lena said. “Because drunk. I won so she was supposed to be the pregnant one, but then she messed up the order in the instructions and well…” Lena indicated the mostly eaten bowl of chips in front of her. Alex looked from the bowl to Lena and back again. Alex sat down on shaking legs. Kara did as well pretending not to be hyper aware of their friends still staring at them. “You okay?” Lena asked. “Why didn’t you tell me immediately after?” Alex demanded. “Honestly we weren’t sure it had worked for a month and then we weren’t sure if it would actually stick because again, theoretical untested alien tech. But now it’s three months and so we’re pretty sure it’s happening,” Kara said. “And we did see a doctor,” Lena said. “Well I saw a doctor. My gynaecologist was very excited. We’re doing an ultrasound next week.” Alex took several deep breaths and looked around at their friends. Then she looked at Kara who gave her a tentative smile. “So uh, how are you feeling about all this?” Kara asked nervously. “I’m amazed you two managed it honestly. You’re three months in and there’s no complications?” Alex asked turning back to Lena. “None, seems like a normal pregnancy all things considered. Morning sickness sucks. There are a few small things that are outside the norm but that’s probably just because the baby is half Kryptonian. Lois experienced very similar issues.” “Oh my God,” Alex whispered as the enormity of what they’d done sunk in. Lena kept eating and Alex turned to look at Kara. “I’m gonna be an Aunt,” she whispered. Kara nodded smiling wider. The sisters shared a moment. “So how long until this technology is potentially available to everyone?” Kelly asked. “Within five years, depending on the regulations,” Lena said shrugging. “Like it worked for us but we don’t really remember everything and we’re not entirely sure if it was just a fluke this time. Also we don’t know what the side effects are from the technology vs Kryptonian. The only other test case we have is Jonathon.” “You’re having her baby,” Alex said slowly. Lena nodded still eating. The chips were almost gone at this point. Brainy slowly gave Lena his and another lemon. Lena beamed at him and immediately started eating them. Alex watched her silently for a moment. “How hungry are you?” Alex asked. “Starving,” Lena replied. “I now need six thousand calories a day minimum and it’s scaring Jess.” “I think we can assume that’s not going to be a thing for everyone else,” Nia said with a small chuckle. Lena smiled back. Brainy made a noise and smiled seeming proud of himself. “I remember now, the Supertwins!” Brainy said happily. “The first of your children. They are most impressive offspring, you will be very proud.” There was a moment of silence as everyone looked at him the words sinking in. Alex made a choked off noise and Kelly stared at Lena her mouth open in shock. Kara turned to Lena. The two of them looked at her stomach which had recently developed a small bump. They looked back at each other with identical expressions of terror. “Twins?” Nia asked still looking at the smiling Brainy.
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littlemallow · 5 years ago
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Super Babysitters: Winn
CHAPTER 1
Summary: Winn visits the DEO, taking a few gifts from the future with him.
Notes: I miss Winn and got excited to have him back for Season 5.
“We have an unexpected visitor today, director. Guess who?”
Brainy asked, having a hard time trying to hide his snicker.
“Tell me it’s not Haley. She shouldn’t know that I snuck in a contraband today.” Alex sighed absentmindedly as they marched along the hallway. She had a hard time trying not to smile back and ignore the unusually awkward, wide-smiled salutes from other agents inside the DEO headquarters while she adeptly holds a 15-month old Elly Danvers against her waist, who did nothing but smile and giggle at every single person that greeted him.
“Oh, no. Colonel Haley doesn’t have any interest in collecting space dirt.”
Alex came to a sudden halt and turned to Brainy with her brows furrowed and eyes wide, not entirely sure if she heard him correctly. “Winn?!”
“Uhh…ding! Ding! Ding!”
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spaceman-earthgirl · 3 years ago
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Supercorptober 2021 Masterlist by spaceman-earthgirl
Prompts based on this list by @kmsdraws
1. Happy
Kara wakes up one night and finds her wife and daughter sound asleep on the couch.
2. Secret
Kara and Lena try, and fail, to keep their new relationship a secret.
3. Luthor
Kara finds out Lena is her soulmate after she discovers the name of the woman she just met tattooed on her skin.
Or a soulmates au
4. Couch
Kara and Lena say "I love you" to each other for the first time. And make out a little.
5. Red
Kara and Lena share their first kiss on Lena's balcony.
6. Fall
Kara and Lena go on vacation. Lena falls in the swimming pool because her best friend is hot.
7. Party
"I've never wanted anyone the way I want you."
Or James asks Lena out, which leads to Lena avoiding him and a confession from Kara.
8. August
Kara and Lena pick a date for their wedding,
9. Super
Kara and Lena visit Midvale, and Eliza does a little meddling.
10. Bold
CatCo writes an article speculating about Supergirl and Lena being a couple, based on the various photos of Supergirl carrying Lena in her arms.
11. Wild
Sequel to "Super". More Kara and Lena being cute in Midvale.
12. Sunday
"Wait, are you telling me, that workaholic Lena Luthor, wants to skip work to spend more time cuddled in bed with me?"
Or a lazy supercorp evening that Lena doesn't want to end.
13. Quiet
"El Mayarah, right?" Lena says. "You and me, stronger together."
Kara glances down. "I don't feel very strong right now."
Or Kara and Lena find comfort in each other. Post 6x08.
14. Flying
Kara spills her last secret, that she's in love with Lena.
15. Coffee
Kara brings Lena coffee and flowers the morning after their first time.
16. Fire
Kara just really wants to kiss her best friend. Based on Lena looking absolutely incredible in that turtleneck outfit.
17. Alien
Kara and Lena babysit Esme.
18. Cozy
Lena has cramps and Kara just wants to help.
19. Blue
Sam figures out Lena is in love with Kara and teases her about it. Kara overhears the conversation.
20. Danvers
Lena finds a Kryptonian symbol tattooed on her skin, and seeks out Supergirl to ask what it means.
Or, another soulamte au.
21. Green
"What does Kara Danvers want, right now?"
Or a post 6x16 fic where Kara tells Lena that it's her that she wants.
22. Book
Lena blames Kara for the fact that she's craving potstickers during pregnancy.
23. Brave
Kara's dancing with William, and Lena with James, but all Kara wants is to dance with Lena instead. Sort of an enchanted au.
24. Wonder
"Don't you wonder what it would be like if you just asked her out?"
Or Kelly and Alex meddle a little to get Kara and Lena together.
25. Sweater
Kara tells Alex that she's in love with Lena and Alex is the best big sister ever.
26. Afternoon
Nia thinks Kara and Lena are downstairs at the tower...you know. Alex hopes she's wrong.
27. Ice
Supercorp and friends take a trip to Midavale and go to the beach.
Or the water is freezing and Lena doesn't want to swim and not even kisses from Kara can convince her to.
28. Pumpkin
Kara and Lena go to a Fall Festval in Midvale and say "I love you " to each other for the first time.
29. Tea
Kara's still stuck in the Phantom Zone and Alex and Lena get closerto. Alex finds out how much Lena loves Kara.
30. Witch
"But he's not the person I want to kiss."
Or Lena's upset after Hufflepuff win their quidditch match and William kisses Kara.
Or a Harry Potter au based on when Hermione sees Lavender kissing Ron and is upset. With a different ending of course.
31. Spookycorp
"Aunt Lena, are you okay? Your heart is beating really fast."
Or Kara and Lena decide to tell everyone they're dating during Alex and Kelly's Halloween party.
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skylarmoon71 · 2 years ago
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Lex Luthor (Smallville) - Oneshot
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“You don’t understand how awesome this is!!”
When you jumped down from the top of the stairs and landed effortlessly below. You grin, striking a pose.
Clark raced down behind you looking both ways.
“You can’t use your powers so recklessly!!”
“Why not, you know how many people would kill for this.”
Invincibility wasn’t something people came by easily. You weren’t exactly gifted like Clark at birth. Truth is you got your powers a few weeks ago in a car accident. After you’d gotten your parents out of the car, it exploded with you inside.
Turns out the kryptonite mood ring you wore saved your life. Clark showed up just in time to see you walk out of the fire, just as confused as he was. Since that day he’d been training you just like his parents have been with him. Of course you preferred to flaunt your gifts which didn’t exactly go over well with Jonathan Kent. Hence why you were now being monitored constantly by Clark.
“Your powers aren’t a toy (Y/N).” He looked a bit angry, and you stood, folding your arms.
“Why are you treating me like a child?"
The both of you were literally the same age.
“I’m just trying to protect you.”
“I don’t need protection. I’m a grown woman.”
Technically you were still a teenager, but it was insulting the way he felt like he needed to babysit you. It’s not like you went around flaunting your abilities in the open.
“You should listen to the woman, Clark.”
The voice from the entrance of the barn makes you both turn. Clark gives you a told you so look. You just roll your eyes. Lex walks in with a smile.
“Lex Luthor, I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure of meeting.” You reach out shaking his hand.
“(Y/N), it’s nice to meet you Mr. Luthor."
“Please, Mr. Luthor is my father, just call me Lex.”
“Uhhh”
It’s your first meeting, so you aren’t sure if you can really do that. You just nod.
“Sure.”
He’s still smiling. It’s possible he knows you're hesitant to address him so casually.
“I was about to head to the Talon, we still on for tonight Clark?”
Clark looks like he just remembered something, and you could be wrong, but you swear you saw a blush.
“Ugh, it’s about Lana again isn’t it.”
You’ve known Clark for roughly a month and you can already read him like a book.
“Well look at that, pretty and perceptive.”
Now you’re the one who’s blushing. Lex just laughs.
“I’ll be in the car.” He says smoothly as he walks away. When he’s gone, Clark gives you a look.
“You’re face is red."
“Please, you're lit up like a Christmas tree!!” you accuse.
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The drive over to the Talon is mostly Lex and Clark going back and forth. You’re just somewhat observing their interactions. From what you can tell they’re close. When he pulls up, you all exit. You’re all about to head inside, but Clark’s phone vibrates. He looks down.
“Something wrong?” Lex asks.
“No, I just remembered I have to do something quick with Chloe at the library.”
“That’s two miles away.”
“I’ll run, save me a seat!!” He says as he takes off. You just snicker. He’s big on lectures, but you know the second he’s out of sight he’ll super speed away.
“I guess it’s just the two of us.”
Lex opens the door for you, and you step inside. You search for a table, and when you find one, Lex follows. You take a seat, looking at the small menus on the table for something to drink. You look up momentarily, and Lex is staring at you.
“Umm, is my hair sticking out or something?” You tug at your locks to inspect.
“Not at all, I’m just surprised. It’s been two minutes and you haven’t accused me of being a criminal or made a run for it.” You giggle.
“Is that the normal response when people meet you?”
“Sometimes.” He’s wearing a smile.
“Well I’m not exactly a saint myself, so I don’t think I’m in a position to judge.”
“Aren’t you? I saw that article. For a minute I thought you looked familiar. You saved your parents from a car explosion.” You shift at that. Now Lex can see you clear unease.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to pry.”
“N-No it's fine. It’s cool and all, seeing my face in the paper. They really made it seem so heroic but at the time I really thought that I...that we wouldn’t make it. I guess it sort of brings up some uncomfortable feelings."
“I apologize. We don’t have to talk about it.”
“It’s okay.”
The smile you send him is genuine.
“I haven’t really told anyone that before. It feels good to get it off my chest.”
Lex relaxes.
“Well I’m glad I can help.”
It’s strangely comfortable being around him. From what you heard he was just a stuck up rich kid.
“I have to say I was expecting something different from you. More..” You make a gesture.
“Arrogant?” He offers. You nod a bit bashfully.
“Kinda yeah.”
“It’s fine. I appreciate your honesty. I can be arrogant sometimes. My father never fails to remind me about that.”
Clearly his family name is a sore subject.
“If you weren’t a Luthor, what would you do?”
The question catches him by surprise. Apparently it’s work, because he looks more lively.
“I’d probably be professor.”
“No way!”
He nods, leaning on the table.
“I’ve always been interested in mythology. You know the whole aliens theory. With all the weird occurrences here in Smallville. I think the people would appreciate someone to fill in the blanks.”
Picturing him as a teacher isn’t that hard. He’s already somewhat dressed for the job.
“I think you would have made a great professor.”
You’ve gained the desired reaction. He looks very happy. For a second you’ve forgotten that you meant to order a drink so you gesture to a waitress and she walks over. Just as she’s within distance, the sound of a gun goes off and you practically shoot up out of your chair standing protectively in front of Lex.
You track where the shot has come from, and the entire building looks scared. A few of them scramble away from the man screaming. It’s clear from his trembling hands that he’s never done this before.
The guy is pacing up and down.
When those frantic eyes shift behind you, he looks more sure. His posture  completely changes.
“Lex Luthor, never thought I’d see the day.”
You don’t like this at all.
He moves closer.
“I initially came here to make a point. We need to take back out town from power hungry men like you, but now, this is just too good."
Everyone inside looked unnerved.
“Listen, if it’s me you want, then you can have me. Just let everyone else leave."
Lex’s eyes marked the gun wearily. This guy was obviously crazy. Lana had a tray in her hand, and she screamed when he walked over, grabbing her as he pressed the gun to her back.
“Wait wait!!” Lex moved forward, and the attacker raised the gun. You took a step forward.
“Take me instead."
Lex sent you a look, but you sheltered him. Out of everyone here you could handle a bullet. You’d already walked away from a fire.
The man looked like he was evaluating. He grinned at you, shoving Lana. He still had the gun raised.
“You’re that girl from the newspaper, the one who pulled her parents out of the flaming car.”
You nod.
“I am."
You walk in his direction, still carefully eyeing his gun. You figure because you’re a bit shorter than Lana, he thought you were less of a threat. That added with his twisted views, you knew he’d jump at the chance. When you’re directly in front of him, he lowers his head in a mocking way. He is a bit taller.
“Let's see how much they’ll-”
You slammed your forehead into his full force, and his body dropped like a rock. The gun falls right out of his hand, skating across the floor.
For a full minute there is nothing but silence. Everyone just gapes.
“Oww…” You mumble.
One of the quarterbacks breaks the silence.
“Did you just knock that guy out cold..AWESOME!!”
Lex is no longer in a defensive mood, and one of the adults is quick to call the police as they kick the gun as far away as possible. When you turn, Lex is smiling.
“Some head power you got there.”
“Hard head.”
You laugh, so does he.
~~
The second the Kents found out about the incident, they came racing down. So did your parents. The assailant was taken away in a squad car. People were still giving statements, and despite your protests, you were being sent to the hospital for a check up. As they were leading you into the back of an ambulance, you sent a smile at Clark.
“Good job.” He mouthed.
You grinned.
The moment you're out of the hospital, the first person you wanted to see was Clark. Walking up the steps of the barn, he was at the window looking out. You stepped up right next to him.
“This is your second save, they’re gonna get tired of writing articles about you.”
You shoved him lightly with a smile. Even though the outcome was good, you still couldn’t get rid of the sinking feeling in your stomach.
“I know I’m invincible now but Clark I was..I was terrified. " When he sees that look on your face, he knows.
“I kept thinking what if someone got hurt. I can literally walk through fire, but saving people, it’s so much more. So much harder.”
A part of him is proud of your new discovery.
“I think you understand what it means to keep people safe. I’m really proud of you (Y/N).” He gives you a hug and you laugh.
“Of course you would be, old man.”
Clark is laughing too.
~~~
You've already retired to your home, so the knock at your front door is a surprise.
“I’ll get it!”
You run down to the front door as your parents are busy in the kitchen.
Standing outside your door is Lex Luthor. You can’t hide your surprise.
“Mr. Luthor, are you okay, did something else happen?” You step outside, almost inspecting him for injury. He does his best to hide his smile.
“I’m okay. Completely unharmed thanks to you.”
Your cheeks flush a bit.
“If you all keep praising me like this I’ll get a big head.”
Lex gives a little laugh.
“We wouldn’t want that.”
It’s nice to see that he’s fine, along with everyone else who was in the Talon.
“I just came to say thank you for the save. It seems Clark has a knack for meeting good people.” You smile at Lex’s compliment.
“You’re welcome. I’m glad you’re okay.”
He raised a brow, and you’re quick to cover up those words.
“I-I mean everyone you know. I’m glad everyone is okay!” You wince at how that sounds. Lex is still wearing a small smile. He takes a step closer, leaning down and planting a kiss on your cheek. You just sort of stare at him. When he pulls away, he smirks.
“Have a good night (Y/N).”
“Y-You too..”
Lex turns heading to his car, and you give a little wave as he pulls out of your driveway.
Damn, well looks like you had a crush now.
How fun.
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trampohlena · 3 years ago
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You know what would have been cute? If Kelly and Alex asked BOTH Lena and Kara to be Esme’s godparents. Like just imagine:
Kara and Lena are standing close to each other, giggling, and fanning themselves off after goofing around on the dance floor when Alex and Kelly walk up.
“Hey nerds, got a sec?”
Kara gasps, “Nerds?!”
“Don’t deny it, we saw your dance moves.”
Kelly elbows her wife in the ribs.
“Wha—, well for your information Lena thinks I’m a great dancer.”
“It’s true, she’s better than Michael.”
“Jackson?! Lena, sweetie, I think you’ve had a bit too much champagne.” Kelly says as she gently squeezes Lena’s forearm. The brunette smiles gleefully in return.
“Did you guys just come over here to mock my robot and babysit Lena, or was there something you needed?”
“Actually speaking of babysitting—, well no more like—, I mean technically—“
“—Babe, you’re rambling.”
“She gets that from me.” Kara says with a smile that makes her eyes squint.
“Right, anyway. What I’m trying to get at is...well you guys know how much you mean to us, right? Like we’re a family,” she looks directly at Lena, “all of us. And I, I mean WE, are so incredibly grateful to have both of you in our lives and just beyond happy that Esme has you both too, and, I guess what I’m trying to say, or rather what I’m trying to ask you, you both is—well—“
“—Honey, just spit it out.” Kelly urges.
“Right...why is this so hard? I’m nervous, why am I nervous?” More to herself but everyone can hear, “I never get nervous, Kara’s the one that gets nervous. Especially around Lena—“
Lena’s eyebrows shoot up as Kara’s eyes widen and her cheeks are dusted pink.
Kelly puts them all out of their misery and finishes Alex’s train of thought.
“—Will you be Esme’s godparents?” She asks with a gorgeous smile.
“Yes, that. What she said.” Alex says as she sighs with relief.
“Parents, as in...plural?” lena asks quizzically.
“Yes. Alex and I want both you and Kara to be Esme’s godparents.”
The best friends look at each other in awe before their faces breakout into beaming smiles and they both enthusiastically accept Kelly and Alex’s offer.
After a tight embrace and a few shed tears of joy, the newly weds leave the two godparents to talk and process their conversation.
“So...godparents, huh? A Luthor and a Super. Who would have thought?” Lena says with a shy smile.
“Me.” Kara replies easily.
Lena scoffs, “Yeah right, Kara.”
“Seriously!”
“How could you possibly have known?”
“I just...knew.” She says as she grabs the younger woman’s hand and laces their fingers together.
“I know Supergirl has a lot of powers but I didn’t realize claircognizance was one of them.” Lena says with a smirk and mirth in her voice.
“Oh yeah, I’m big-time psychic. It’s a newer power though, so I keep it on the DL.”
“Oh really?” Lena asks with a raised eyebrow and a growing smile.
They have subconsciously drifted closer together, invading more of each other’s personal space.
“Yeah. Go ahead, ask me anything you want to know.” Kara says challengingly as she moves a flyaway hair out of Lena’s eyesight and tucks it behind the witch’s ear.
“Hmmm...” Lena says as she leans in a bit closer, eyes fliting to the Kryptonian’s lips and then back to azure eyes.
“Who’s going to be Esme’s favorite godparent?”
“Easy, you.” Kara answers as she places her free hand on Lena’s hip.
“Me?” Lena replies as she moves her free hand up to the back of Kara’s neck, fingers gently twisting the baby hairs she finds there.
Kara pulls her closer. They are now standing hip to hip, chest to chest, their faces inches apart.
“Of course, you’re everyone’s favorite.” Kara says quietly.
“I’m not sure that’s true. Perhaps I’m just your favorite?” Lena says as she shortens the little bit of distance between them. One more centimeter and their lips would touch.
Kara releases Lena’s hand in favor of placing it on the Luthor’s other hip, mirroring her other hand. Lena in turn moves her free hand up to join her other one at the back of Kara’s neck as well.
Kara closes the distance but stops a hairsbreadth away, and whispers into Lena’s mouth.
“Oh you’re definitely my favorite. Always have been and always will be.”
Lena shares her breath and whispers a vulnerable “promise?” Into the blondes lips.
Kara responds by kissing the girl she has always wanted to kiss.
She fleetingly wishes that she had taken Maggie’s advice sooner because damn...what a kiss.
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supercorpkid · 3 years ago
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Supercorp, Kara Danvers x Daughter!Reader, Lena Luthor x Daughter!Reader, Alex Danvers x Niece!Reader, Kelly Olsen x Niece!Reader
Word Count: 3120.
“What the actual fuck!”
“LANGUAGE!” Kara scolds Alex, pointing at you. “My kid is here!”
“Well, I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but WE ARE KIDS TOO!” Alex runs to the front of the mirror, and you get out of her way. “This can’t be true! I’m gonna kill Brainy!”
She marches to the door looking like she will absolutely kill him. You wonder if you should do something, but Brainy can protect himself, besides you’re not a superhero anymore. You look at your moms. Kara and Lena are staring at each other, so shocked, nothing leaves their mouths.
“Moms?”
Kara seems to be the first one to come down from her shock. “I’m you! I’m about your age!”
“Yep! We’re one in the same.” You agree with a big smile. Alex is close by, yelling at Brainy to reverse this mess. You try to ignore her.
“That’s so cool!” Kara holds Lena’s hand, who still hasn’t said a word. “Love, I’ve always wanted to know you as a teen. Hey, now we can say that we have! And, YAY, I’m going to kiss you as a teen.” Kara’s face goes towards Lena’s, who sleekly moves away. “Lena!”
“Nope.” Your mom finally lets out. “You’re her. I’m not doing that, it’s weird.” She points at both of you and sits on the chair that is closest by. Her hands cover her face, and she lets out an exasperated sigh. “I told you not to mess with alien tech. Look what you've done.”
“I didn’t do this! It was Brainy.” You defend yourself, pointing at him instead.
“In my defense, I’m just trying to undo the mess you made.” He also ignores Alex for the sake of defending himself.
“Well, you’ve made more messes than I have now.”
“Only if we look at this numerically.”
“How else would we look at it?”
“You star-”
“STOP IT!” Lena yells, making everyone in the room flinch at the sound of her teen voice coming out so loud. “Both of you, stop it! I have a damn company to run and how the hell am I supposed to do that looking like a teenage girl?”
Kara opens her mouth, but before she has a chance to speak, Lena snaps at her again.
“Kara, I swear to GOD if you say ‘language’ right now, I’m going to curse in five different languages!”
“Someone’s a moody teenager.” Alex mutters and you hold your laugh, biting your lip, knowing damn well not to add into Lena’s moodiness.
“I think I can-” Brainy starts.
“NO!” Alex slaps his hand away from the piece of tech. “Do not touch that again.”
“But-” He tries.
“NO!” Kara yells protecting the tech with her own body. “I’m scared you might turn someone into a zombie next and they’ll come for me.”
“In that case, you don’t have to worry. Zombies eat brains, so you’re safe.” Alex looks at Kara and you look to the other side trying to hide your laughter again. Aunt Alex as a teen is way too funny.
“Hey!” Kara interjects.
“I just have to-” Brainy starts again.
“NO!” It’s Lena who says it this time. “You heard them! Step away from the alien tech. Actually, can we all get out of here and leave it for the kid to figure this out?”
“You know, you can’t call me ‘kid’ anymore. I think I’m actually older than you are, right now.”
“And I am actually still your mother, so you better find a way to reverse this, or you will be in deep-deep trouble, young lady.” Lena says and you drop your head low. Why is she still so scary even looking younger than you?
“But if the 12th-level intellect can’t find the solution, what chance do I have?”
“Well, you have the motivation.” Lena smiles at you, blinking her big green eyes at you. “Find the solution, don’t get grounded for messing with alien tech when I specifically told you not to.”
“Touché.”
“But how is this even possible?” Kara says, counting something on her fingers. She looks around confused. “We’re not all the same age, yet-”
“I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you.” Alex says and this time you can’t hold your laugh anymore. You wheeze out a laughter and Kara furrows her brows at you in response.
“You don’t know, do you?” She asks Alex, who denies with her head.
“No idea.”
“Ok, that’s it. Everyone out of this lab. Let’s all wait upstairs.” Lena points outside and you watch Brainy, Alex and Kara leaving with their heads hanging low.
“But I need help.” You mumble, but are left unanswered. You don’t know if they didn’t hear you or are just choosing to ignore you for the sake of Lena not yelling at them.
“So, we’re not gonna kiss?” It’s the last thing you hear before the door closes behind them.
“KARA!” Actually, that’s the last thing before you find yourself all alone in your lab with the alien tech in front of you.
It’s not that you’re scared of it, but yeah, being a baby and then a boy wasn’t the best experience in your life. Now your moms and aunt are teens. One is moody, the other is a sarcastic queen, and the other one is… Just… Kara.
You: Need help. Brainy turned our moms into teenagers.
Jamie: WHAT! OUR moms? This is gold!
You: Yeah, well, Lena is still scary as a teen, so I need a solution ASAP. Help. Please?
Jamie: Don’t know how I can help, but yeah. Sure. On my way now.
Jamie shows up some time later. You try to fill her in on what’s going on. She can’t stop laughing. Seriously. She can’t be stopped.
“I’m serious!” You roll your eyes at her reaction. “This is bad! Really bad.”
“I know. I wish we had popcorn.” She jokes, grabbing her phone in her pocket and going to the lab door. “Come on, I gotta see this with my own eyes.”
“Jamie.” You try. She ignores you, still going to the elevator.
“You said they’re at Lena’s office, right?” She’s already inside the elevator when you decide to follow her. She smiles satisfied when she sees you. “Relax.” She says pushing the button for Lena’s floor. “We’ll say we need to assess the situation, or like, whatever.”
“Fine. Just be aware, your mom is a savage.”
“Oh, I’m counting on it. I’m going to film the whole thing. Whenever I say something she doesn’t like, I’ll use this video as proof I’m not as bad as she was.”
You two sneak into the top floor, but there’s no need. Your mom’s assistant was sent home. Lena probably didn’t want to explain how she was turned back into a teenager. You open a little crack on the door and Jamie sneaks in her phone so she can film them.
Brainy is no longer with them, so right now only the three of them are in the office. Lena’s on her chair, still doing some work even as a teen. Alex is on the couch and Kara is impatiently walking from one side to the other.
“Seriously Alex, what do you think? I could wear Superkid’s suit, and no one would know.” She asks, looking at Alex waiting for a response. It doesn’t come. “Alex?”
“There’s no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time.” It’s what Alex says. You and Jamie try not to laugh out loud.
“Rao, you’re the worst teenager ever!” Kara complains, throwing herself in the chair in front of Lena. “Lena. Hey.” No response. “Lenaaaaaa, do you have any snacks?”
“Kara, I’m trying to work.” Lena shots her down, making Kara roll her eyes.
“Why? We’re teens. We’re not supposed to work. Besides, it’s not like anyone can hear your voice or see your face right now. Am I right, Alex?”
“I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?” It’s what Alex answers. You seriously have to cover your mouth not to make any sound.
“You’re not funny. Just very cruel.”
“Yes, well. It keeps me young.” She winks at Kara. You and Jamie laugh so loud, Kara stands up in one motion, grabbing Jamie’s wrist -the one with the phone still filming- and you watch your cousin being lifted over Kara’s head. She struggles trying to put her feet back on the ground.
“It looks like we have company.” Kara says finally putting Jamie back on her feet, and you get up from the floor and go inside the office too.
“I thought I told you to reverse this!” Lena says, looking at you. You shrug.
“Well, I needed to see how you’re all thinking.” You lie, trying to justify yourself. “Momma doesn’t seem to have changed at all and you’re still working, but aunt Alex seems to have turned into a teen completely.”
“I have not.” She stands up, crossing her arms. “It’s just nice to annoy Kara. Now, I would very much like to return to my old body.”
“Me too! Lena doesn’t even want to make out with me anymore.”
“Oh, dear God.” Lena gets up, going to her cocktail bar and pouring herself a glass of whiskey.
“What are you doing? You can’t drink! You’re not old enough!” You tell her and she looks at you with wide eyes.
“Yes, I am! I’m a forty-six woman in a teenage girl’s body!”
“Well.” You take the glass of whiskey out of her hands. “When I was a sixteen-year-old girl in a baby’s body you fed me baby food, so I guess we’re respecting that rule. That means no drinking for you.” You look at Kara. “And no, you cannot use my super suit and go save the world, because, like I told you, Superkid doesn’t exist anymore. Now, be nice and go buy us some snacks.” Then, you turn to Alex. “And you, stop giving Kara a hard time or I’ll call your wife and have her come and babysit all of you. Now, if you can excuse us, the older ones must figure out a way out of this mess.”
“She’s your daughter alright.” Kara mumbles, looking at Lena and you shoot her a warning look.
Kara follows you and Jamie out of the office and into the elevator. Jamie looks at both of you with a weird expression.
“I thought one was more than enough.” Then she agrees with her head, looking away. “I was right.”
“And you’re Alex’s daughter alright.” Kara steps out of the elevator when it gets on the ground floor and you hear Aly talking to her.
“Hello, Miss Luthor-Danvers! It’s good to see you.”
“Oh, um, yeah! It’s me!” Kara says and you look at Jamie rolling your eyes.
“You know what? The sooner we finish this, the better.” You push the button for the underground level, and it doesn’t take long for you and Jamie -kind of- start working.
You absolutely hate the fact that you started messing with alien technology in the first place. You should’ve listened to Lena when she told you not to touch it. Kara comes in and out with food, Jamie takes several naps next to you, but you keep working.
“Ok, honestly. That’s enough.” Jamie gets up, holding your arm. “We’re going home. They’re not going to die being teens for a day. I mean, you didn’t die being a boy, so they’re cool.”
“Lena told me to find the solution.”
“Yes, well. She said, ‘find the solution’ not ‘find it today’. So, we’re leaving.” Jamie sighs, tired. You look at the clock and agree with your head. “Let’s take our teens home.”
And despite protests, you all go home. It’s funny that none of them can drive, so Jamie is the one left driving all of you around in Lena’s fancy car. You can tell Lena is not enjoying the ride, but there’s not much she can do about it.
“And here we are.” Jamie says, stopping in front of your house.
“Why are our lives so goddamn weird?” It’s how Alex says goodbye, and you look at Jamie raising an eyebrow.
“Good luck with her.” You slip out of the car and follow your moms into the house.
“Well, I’ll go watch TV.” You hear Kara’s voice, and she makes her way to the living room. You look at Lena who just shrugs.
“Meh, guess I’ll do that too.”
“Ok, no.” You follow Kara and turn off the TV. She interjects, but you ignore. “You’re going to take a shower, and Lena is going to help me with dinner.”
“I don’t wanna.” Lena says, throwing herself on the couch and you breathe deep.
“Ok, come on. You guys are not actually teens. Stop being annoying!” You take the control out of Kara’s hand again, when she motions turning the TV back on.
“And you’re not our mom, so stop bossing us.” Kara complains. You breathe deep one more time.
“I wouldn’t have to boss you, if you would just act your age, young lady!” You hear yourself saying that and your eyes widen. “Look at what you’re making me say! My God, I hate myself right now.” You toss the control back at her. “Do whatever you want, I don’t care.”
You still go to the kitchen and get started on dinner. How dare they make you be the responsible adult in the house? They only look young. They’re not actually young. Right?
Jamie: Why does my mom keep acting like a young brat? Isn’t she supposed to be like 50 but look younger?
You: Maybe? My moms are also being immature right now.
Jamie: Do you think their minds are catching up to their body?
You: Maybe???
“Mom!” You call but hear no answer. “Lena!”
“Ugh, what? Can you just leave me alone for like a second?” Lena’s voice comes a while later.
You run to where they are. They’re sitting on the same couch holding hands.
“What’s going on here?” You ask and receive rolling eyes as an answer. Those little weasels!
“God, you’re so annoying for a teen. Are you sure you’re not a 60-year-old woman?” Lena says and you bite your tongue not to answer her. “We’re holding hands, ‘cause this one apparently needs human contact to survive.”
“Well, aren’t you a ray of pitch-black as a teen?” You go back to the kitchen and finish the dinner. But they’re awfully quiet in the living room, so you make your way there in silence to see what’s going on. “Wow, that’s a big kiss!”
You interrupt them, like Kara once has done to you and Maya. They are breathless and flushed and are now shooting daggers at you.
“Dinner is ready.” You say but none of them move. They’re really starting to annoy you. “Did you listen?”
“We’re choosing to ignore you.” Lena says and you close your eyes, breathing deep a few times. Come on, you’re not that annoying as a teen. She’s the worst.
“Get up, come on.” You make your way towards them, hold Kara’s arms and make her stand. “Come eat, and then we’re going to sleep. I can’t stand you both anymore. Go on, Kara. Don’t make me say it twice.”
At that she obeys. Lena still rolls her eyes at you once more, before getting up and going to the kitchen table. You thought it would be a lot more fun having your moms being your own age. You felt like they would understand you, but instead they’re so self-centered it is impossible to hold a conversation. There’s no doubt, their minds are catching up to their bodies for sure.
“Hey, hey, hey.” You stop them, before they run out of the kitchen. “You two are not sleeping together. And you still have to do the dishes and clean the kitchen.” You smile, actually excited you get to say that to them. “Go on.”
You don’t even care about the rolling eyes, and the mumbles under their breaths. You’re sitting while they do all the work. You get now why Lena likes bossing you so much. It is fun!
You don’t let them sleep together. You already saw way too much when you went to the living room earlier. So Kara’s stuck sleeping with you, and the moody teen gets to sleep alone in the other bedroom.
It’s early when you wake up. Jamie, Kelly and teen Alex show up at your house sooner than you’d like.
“Ok, I’m going to the lab, you stay here and try to wake my moms up.” You tell Kelly and look at Jamie who grabs the car keys at your signal. “You might have to hire an exorcist for Lena.”
“Can’t be worse than this one.” Kelly points at Alex with her head, who rolls her eyes in response. You fight the urge to roll your eyes at Alex and leave with Jamie.
“Do we roll our eyes that much?” You ask her and she agrees with her head.
“Not anymore. My God, that shit’s annoying!”
You go back to the lab, and surprise! You can’t do it alone. But since Lena’s not around – physically or mentally – you call Brainy, and he shows up a while later to help you.
“Ok, this time, I think we actually got it.” He says and you agree with your head.
“After we undo this thing, I swear to Rao I’m breaking this machine into a thousand pieces.” You look at Jamie. “Ok, call your mami. Time to bring them back.”
It’s not long until Kelly shows up with three moody teenagers fighting behind her. She looks as done as you imagine you would with their bullshit. You pray to Rao this works. You’re done with this tech, and this nonsense all together.
You shove them inside your lab. Show Kara which button to press – she’s the less annoying one – and the rest of you wait outside.
“You did it!” Kara says, opening the lab door, excitedly. You look at them looking normal again and breathe relieved.
“Thank Rao.” You hug both of your moms, while Kelly and Jamie hug Alex. “You two were terrible teenagers.”
“Well, you handled us very well, babygirl.” Lena kisses your forehead. “I love you guys. But, um, I have to go to work.”
Lena leaves in a hurry. Kara, Alex and Brainy also excuse themselves running out of your lab back to their jobs, and you find yourself alone with Jamie.
“Hey. Help me with this?” You give her a piece of wood and point at the alien tech. She nods with a big smile.
Bye, bye weird situations alien tech put you through. Hello, weird situations your life puts you through.
Notes:
Once again thanks @oncemoonie for this fun prompt. I had too much fun with this series.
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hintofelation99 · 4 years ago
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Justice League Hangs out with Steph
Superman: Hi Stephanie, it's wonderful to finally meet you.
Steph: Yes, wonderful... so like, technically you're babysitting me right?
Aquaman: Uh, not really? We're just checking in on you while Batman is off planet. Think of this as... friends hanging out.
Steph: Yeah, sure, so babysitting?
Flash: I mean, if we're being real you're not wrong. You know Bats, he's like ultra paranoid.
Wonder Woman, elbows Flash: That being said, we still wish for you to think of us as equals.
Steph, with an evil grin: Hold up, does this mean I've officially entered the "Robins trying to break the Justice League" competition?
Green Lantern: The what now?
Steph, pulls out a box of matches: Oh, nothing.
Martian Manhunter, looks around nervously: I- I must help M'gann with homework.
Martian Manhunter leaves.
Black Canary: That goddamn coward.
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Steph: So, Supes, Supey, SM, the great Man of Super, the true blue flyin dude, bo-
Superman: How can I help you Stephanie.
Steph: You're like, a writer and shit right?
Superman: ...Yes Stephanie, I am a journalist.
Steph: Great! Could you edit enemies to lovers Superman/Lex Luthor/Batman/Hal fic? I will warn you, there is a lot of smut. Like a lot.
Superman: ...
Steph: Let's just say Krytonite and peanut butter should not be used that way.
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Steph: Hey Flasharoni and cheese?
Flash: No Steph I am not editing your fanfic.
Steph: Nah, don't worry about that. I emailed it to Clark after he left, I figured he'd want to review my masterpiece from the comfort of home.
Flash: ...
Steph, smiles evilly: So, Speedy, Speedster, Flashy McFlasherton, the Flasher!
Flash: Stop, just tell me what you want.
Steph: Don't be so tense Flashmister! You and Timbo are close, and I'm Timmy's ex. We're practically family.
Flash: That- that really is not how that works. Like at all.
Steph: Just go with it Flashy. Any who! Just wanted to let you know that I signed you and Bruce up for couples pole dancing. And don't worry! The reservations are under your name and on your credit card so Bats knows this is a gift from you to him.
Flash's phone rings
Steph: Oh that must be him now, have fun!
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Wonder Woman: Stephanie Brown, you are a formidable enemy but I do not wish to fight you.
Steph, laying upside down on the couch eating peanut butter straight from the jar: Oh, yeah no same.
Wonder Woman, narrows her eyes: Really?
Steph: Really really, I'm not taking down the Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman: Oh? So what do you have planned for me instead?
Steph: Well. The way I see it I need to piss of another league member in your place, so... here's a video of Bruce, full cowl, singing "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" in the batmobile. Use it wisely.
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Steph: So did you know this one?
Aquaman: No.
Steph: What about this one?
Aquaman: No.
Steph: This one?
Aquaman: No Stephanie!
Steph: How about- oh shit, I'm out of sushi. Have any friends who'd be, uh, willing to help a girl out?
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Steph: Hey Green Flashlight.
Green Lantern: Stephanie.
Steph: ...
Green Lantern: Whatever you're planning just get it over with!
Steph: Uh, what?
Green Lantern: I know that you're trying to take each Leaguer down. I've seen the damage, you've done.
Steph: ME?! Damage?!
Green Lantern: Yeah, you! Clark is scarred for life, Barry has barricaded himself in his room, Arthur won't stop ranting about sushi and the logistics of fish networking, and Diana is in complete hysterics! I know that you have something planned for me and I'm done waiting. Just get it over with.
Steph: GL?! My sweet sweet child. My lean green ring machine. Hal, or is it John? Guy? Kyle?
Green Lantern: You don't even know my name?!
Steph: I mean it's one alias for a lot of dudes, can't blame me for losing track. But seriously bud, I would never hurt you. You're my favorite league member.
Green Lantern narrows his eyes.
Steph: No, no! I'm serious, you're my favorite. I mean you're green and you're... just so cool.
Green Lantern: You're serious?
Steph: Yes, completely! Look every robin has their favorite Leaguer and it just so happens that you're my favorite!
Green Lantern: Oh, well, uh, cool. I guess that works.
Steph, pats him on the back and leaves.
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Black Canary: Hey Steph, I heard that you found your favorite league member.
Steph, laying over the back of a chair eating Nutella from the jar: What?
Black Canary: Green Lantern? I heard he's your favorite.
Steph, smiles: Oh that! Haha, no, I just told him that to annoy Bruce. But don't worry! I put itching powder in his clothes and sheets, so he's also getting some patent pending Robin Revenge.
Black Canary, laughs: But won't that interfere with Batman thinking he's your favorite?
Steph: Nah, I'm framing it on Jason.
Black Canary: So, then who's your favorite?
Steph: You, obviously.
Black Canary: Really?
Steph, sits up: Duh! You're a loud, blond, badass in fishnets! Dude you're my idol.
Black Canary: So, you like me because of my aesthetic?
Steph, shrugs: Hey, Every Robin has a weakness.
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creatureofmystry · 4 years ago
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MLB x DC Universe Headcannons
I just love the idea of MLB and DC (expecially Batfam cuz Mari is such a Wayne) being in the same universe and crossing over. So one night, I just had an idea overload of different ways the Marinette would know the batfam/be a part of the DC universe. And if any of my shitty ideas somehow inspire or prompt you, then please be my guest. 😊 _
1) “Ladybugs of Past and Present”
Hippolyta, Wonder Woman’s mother, was once a previous holder of the ladybug miraculous. When Fu activated the miraculous and put them in circulation, Hippolyta could feel its magic waking back up. Knowing there must a reason for it to be out, she sent a message to her daughter. Diana searched, finding Marinette and Adrien as the present holders of the ladybug and cat miraculous. She vouched and brought them into the Young Justice program while they also made their own team, Project: Zodiac (or something like that).
[Sometime when Diana takes Marinette to meet Hippolyta]
“Great Hera, Tikki, you have not aged a day” -Hippolyta, cause she does know how to make joke. 
“And I would say the same to you” -Tikki
“Mother, you can make a laugh?” -Wonder Woman, honestly a bit confused cause her mom have never not been serious before.
And Marinette is just speechless cause she’s starstruck meeting Wonder Woman’s mom AND a previous Ladybug holder.
_
2) “Rockstar Niece”
Jagged Stone is Marinette’s Sweet Uncle J. During the summers, Jagged Stone would take Mari with him on tour. HIs summer tours are throughout America, so Mari gets to sightsee the country. Jagged’s first tour that he gets to take Mari on (5-ish), he’s also booked for the annual (for whatever reason) Wayne Summer Gala. When Marinette meets the Waynes, they are so enamoured (Dick and Tim couldn’t help it) that they tell Jagged he’s always invited as a guest, Mari of course being added to the permanent guest list too. About 6 years later, Mari is practically adopted, spending the first half of her summers with Jagged, going to the Wayne Gala, then spending the rest of her summer with the Waynes. Overtime, she figured out the secrets of the family and was there to welcome Jason back from the dead (when that happens). Anyways, now 11(-ish?) Mari meets Damian and the two become good friends… after an… impressionable first meeting.
“Tch, let me guess, you’re another one of father’s adopted strays” -Dami
“YOU MUST BE DAMIAN!!! DICK TOLD ME ABOUT YOU!!” -Marinette, who just ignores what he said for a hug.
“hiiiiiiiiissssssss” -Dami, touchy with touch
“...” sprays water in his face since he decided to act like a cat.
“I say, Master Bruce, the children are getting along quite well” -Alfred
_
3) “Pen Pals” 
Jon Kent and Marinette Dupain-Cheng are part of an international pen-pal program, starting when they were very young (maybe like 4 or 5-ish, super super young) where they told each other everything (Jon can’t just say that his older bro is a clone made from Superman and Lex Luthor’s DNA, or that his dad is Superman, or that his best friend is Robin, but yea. Lois and Clark probably proofread his stuff until he’s like 9) with pictures and everything. When they’re old enough to get phones & stuff, they call, text and vid-chat along with their letters (love without blood). When Mari is maybe 9-11 (somewhere around there) she starts flying over during the summers to hangout with Jon (and his friends and big brother). While there, she meets Kon, Bat fam, and Clark (some who she already knew, some who she didn’t) & lightly hints that she knows who all they are once she figures it out (it didn’t take her long to do so). 
Now whenever she visits and is at Wayne Manor (Jon likes to have sleepovers practically every weekend) while they’re on patrol, Mari subtly messes with their minds (super subtle, they’re the world’s best detectives after all) until they finally look through the cams and see Mari giving them one of those smiles (those shit-grinning cause it’s just so hilarious how it’s gone on for so long) & and a playful wink. 
[5 seconds later]
“Mari!” “Pixie-pop!” “Angel!” “Teacup!”
“Seriously, am I the only one with a normal nickname for her?” -Tim
“Ms. Marinette would like to inform you that ‘it took you long enough’” -Alfred (who so knows that the girl has been playing them since the third night she stayed at the Wayne’s)
“Where are my adoption papers?” -Bruce (who is seriously adopting any talented black-haired child)
_
4) “Mari and Mar’i” 
When Mar’i is young, Dick and Kori take her with them to see Paris (btw, this would be during the winter). They’re strolling along through a park and lose track of Mar’i who finds Marinette (9-10 ish). Marinette comforts and distracts Mar’i while noticing the young(er) girl is Tameranian (her hair is very warm and she’s wearing significantly less layers than should be worn for a human of that age during the winter, plus that sun-kissed skin tone. She’s seen Kori in her fashion magazines (and, from time to time, on the news as an ambassador) so she easily make the connections). Dick and Kori finally spot Mar’i with Mari who introduces herself to them. Mar’i asks if she can see her “Auntinette” again and Marinette just goes “if your parents are okay with it.” Dick and Kori are totally cool with it (not many are willing to watch her and have the time to do it) so they ask Marinette if she can babysit Mar’i whenever (with good pay of course) if she’s up to it (cause she’s still pretty young). Marinette can’t say no to Mar’i’s babydoll eyes (and she’s so much easier compared to Manon, who’s only 2 rn), so of course, she says yes. 
Now Marinette is Mar’is official babysitter and sees Mar’i often whenever her parents drop her off (using zeta tubes to quickly get to Paris and back). Marinette gets treated like an honorary Wayne (cause she’s the most responsible) and gets invited to their family stuff (w/ travel pay taken care of, of course). It doesn’t take her long to realize the fact that she babysits Bruce Wayne’s & BATMAN’S granddaughter, but of course, being the responsible one she is, keeps the secret… while also playing with them via Mar’i.
[One Day]
After Marinette leaves for her plane…
“Uncle Dami!”
“Yes, Spawn?”
“Auntinette said to tell you after she left that Robin’s sut needs a major upgrade & that you look like a traffic light… whatever that’s supposed to mean.”
[Another Day]
“Uncle Jay!”
“What’s up kid?’
“Auntinette said that to let you know that Red Hood doesn’t make any sense ‘cause Red Hood wears a helmet. Not a hood.”
[The next time]
“Uncle Tim!”
Yawn. “yea?”
“Auntie told me to give you this” (pulls out super caffeinated coffee) “and that Red Robin’s cowl is a menace to all things fashion”
[Again…] 
“Daddy!”
“Yes, Starshine?”
“Auntienette said she’s proud of Nightwing’s costume ‘cause it’s one of the only in the batfam that isn’t an astro-city to the fashion society.”
_
5) “Marinette, the one who’s always getting chosen”
Before Mari became (becomes(?)) LB, she comes across a different powerful piece of jewelry, from a different order of guardians where her will of mind is not only her shield from being akumatized, but it is also what drives her powers. That’s right, Mari walks past a flea market and activates a GL ring. The guardians pick up on this activity and send Hal (it is his sector) to check it out. Hal finds the ring with Mari but it still needs the light of a GL to charge and fully work. 
[During the explanation]
“Look, kid-”
“Marinette.” 
“Look, kid, I just need to know why you have that ring.”
“You think I know? I was just walking through the market and all of a sudden, this possessed ring, if that’s even what this is, started following me, then zipped in front of my face til i held my hand up so it can put itself on my finger.” 
“Kid-”
“It’s MARINETTE. Get it wrong one more time and you’ll see why I don’t need a possessed piece of alien jewelry.” -Marinette, making sure you get her name right. “Besides, if I stole it, I would remember. I’m a klepto” -Marinette, probably holding his ring too at this point.
Hal obviously doesn’t want the wrath of the Dupain-Chengs (just the kid Marinette scares him enough), so he tells the guardians that JL will take care of most of Mari’s training (once they get her a lamp for her ring, of course) & has her take part in training at Mt. Justice with the Young Justice team and special training with the Bats. Mari does all this under the guise of an international student exchange program for Mari to stay with the Waynes (not yet knowing that it’s the bat fam) and attends G.A. Mari doesn’t do much, but it takes her 24-36 hours to know who EVERYONE is.
[the next week after settling in]
“Hey, Mars,” -Dick, in his Nightwing gear
“Hey, Di-is the GREATEST SHOW!” -Mari, changing the subject(… not really)
“How long did it take you?”
“Not as long as the Kryptonians…” -Mari, going off into a tangent (still trying to change the subject”
[When Marinette meets Tikki]
Back in Paris:
“Sooo… I’m getting powerful jewelry that gives me powers and a suit, needs to be recharged, and comes from some Order of the Guardians? What’s the difference between you and my ring?” -Marinette, who at this point is very confused as to why she keeps getting picked on for this kind of stuff. 
“One’s alien, one’s magic” -Tikki, hoping Mari will end it there & lowkey hates that the GL Corp. got to her first.
“They’re both non-human made energy sources” -Mari, cause once you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it all before. 
“You can’t heal the Akuma without the miraculous, and there are more than just rings. Yours are earrings, there are hair clips, bracelets, necklaces and more” -Tikki, after having a minute to think
“Fine, only because you said they’re the only way to heal the, what was it again, akuma?”
_
6) “Their Unofficial Official Barista”
Part of Tim’s job as Co-CEO, is to make sure all the branches are running smoothly, sometimes that means he has to fly abroad to manually check in. Tim goes to Paris to check on the W.E. Paris branch. He goes to a nearby Patisserie (Tom and Sabine’s) to see a young Marinette (somewhere from 8-11) drawing in her sketchbook at the counter. She explains that her parents are at a catering event, but she’s there to man the little bakery. Tim asks for a super caffeinated coffee and Marinette makes it with ease, claiming it was on the house with how bad he looks (and how much sleep the man clearly needs). Tim begs for her knowledge and asks if she can teach his butler. Mari’s willing to show him the next time he comes, so he gets the whole fam to go (viz tubes so they don’t waste time) maybe a week later. Everyone gets their own drink (plus a free pastries) and Marinette teaches Alfred her coffee, but it’s just not the same so Tim, using the tubes, goes to get coffee from the girl whenever he can. 
Mari is horrible at getting up on time (the life of an insomniac, never getting to sleep even if you want and then barely waking up on time) that she is up super early, makes Tim his coffee (plus a croissant) and tries to go back to sleep (making her inevitably late). Tim would walk up to the pick-up counter where his cup and to-go bag is while Marinette runs out of the house to get to school. Eventually, the rest of the Batfam (as well as the Laegue, TT, and YJ) frequent the place, slowly becoming (Dami too) Mari hides it, but she knew all the batfam the first day they came and she showed Alfred how to make the coffee. When the others start making more regular appearances, she learns the identities of YJ team, WW, GLs, and others. Obviously when LB and CN appear as heroes with HM as their villain, they immediately reach out to help. Because 1. Batfam clearly notices that it’s Mari and they sure as heck won’t let her deal with that by herself, and 2. The JL is worrying too much about their favorite barista (even though she’s not really one), especially with the Gigantitan scare. So, of course LB & CN (can’t make him bad everytime) get inducted into YJ.
[After Ladybug finishes defeating Gigantitan and detransforms] 
“Bean! Are you okay? You’re not hurt, are you?” -Tim, being an even more protective older brother than Dick, which shouldn’t be possible
“Yes, I promise. I’m fine” -Marinette, who just accepts the fact that she’s adopted an older brother (and his famliy)
“Tube over, we’ll have Alfred make sure” -Dick, already pulling out the medical supplies for Alfred.
“I-” 
“You shouldn’t worry your brothers like that, Marinette. Now come over so Alfred can clear you,” -Bruce, who just happens to overhear the conversation
“I’m sorry, Miss Marinette, they are very adamant that you’re in pitch perfect health before going out again,” -Alfred, who’s not actually sorry
“Fine” -Marinette, accepting her fate of her adopted, protective family. 
_
7) “Thicker Than the Blood We’ve Shed”
Why is Marinette so freakishly strong? Because she was trained to be. Before she could even talk, Mari was taught to be an assassin. She and Damian were frenemies, both competing for top spot as best in the League (of Assassins). They often spared together and became rivals who pushed each other (which sounds great in that context if you forget about the fact that they’re killing people and turning it into a competition). When Damian’s care is turned over to Batsy, Mari also comes along for the ride. She implements herself into Dami’s classes at G.A. & watches him from afar. (Damian, not being an idiot, of course knows all this and knows that it’s probably for Mari to give a report to Talia.) When he becomes Robin, Mari obviously knows, but waits to see if anything drastic would happen (his care was given to the Batfam, they had already expected this to happen.) She then heard word of the bounty Talia put on Damian’s head. Marinette knew there wouldn’t be much she could do to help, but she ave Dami a warning about the upcoming situation before fleeing the country. 
From there she got to France, changed her name (it wasn’t originally Marinette, it was Shénqí, chinese for miraculous/magical (or something else if you want)), was adopted by Tom & Sabine, and left her time in the League in the past. When she received Tikki, she didn’t want to be a hero because she didn’t think she deserved it after her up-bringing. Eventually, she did become LB (being a trained assassin does help with lucky charms, considering she was taught how to kill with basically every and anything), and life was good for her. Then Rossi came.
[Gotham field trip]
While at Wayne Tower…
“How idiotic are they?” -Damian, who after reuniting with his long-lost sister-from-a-different-mister (yes, Marinette was able to convince him to say it once), can’t understand the stupidity she has to deal with.
“Are you Robin?” -Mari, who is too tired, so just goes straight into the analogy
“Yes.” -Obvious and simply is.
“Exactly” -Mari, who can’t even put a limit to the amount of thought the one brain cell the class shares doesn’t use. I mean please, the so-called “reporter” believed that the first cosplayer she saw was the actual LB when they don’t even have the same hair! And let’s not forget the origins arc, where LB’s first citizen save was Chloe.
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ao3feed-supercorp · 3 years ago
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let's go to the beach beach (ninki minjaj)
by the_nvisiblegirl
A high-pitched squeal tears Lena from her thoughts and she looks up to see her goddaughter being chased across the sand by Kara, Super Soaker at the ready.
“I’m gonna get you!”
At some point, the little girl does a particularly sharp turn that Kara obviously wasn’t expecting because she aims the water gun in the opposite direction and pulls the trigger. A stream of cold water hits Lena square in the chest.
“You squirted on Auntie Lena!”
Or: Kara and Lena take Esme to the beach.
Words: 1261, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F
Characters: Kara Danvers, Lena Luthor, Esme (Supergirl TV 2015)
Relationships: Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor
Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Day At The Beach, Lena Luthor Knows Kara Danvers Is Supergirl, Post-Canon, Canon Compliant, First Kiss, Lena and Kara babysit their niece
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thinking1bee · 4 years ago
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When It Reigns Part 7
Requested by Anonymous
Pairings: Kara Danvers x Reader
Tags: Angst, Kryptonian!Reader, Parent!Reader, Parent!Kara, Estranged Parent, Graphic Depictions of Injuries, Blood, Humor, Bad Dreams, Memory Loss
Everything Taglist: @sammy90682 @nobody13 @owloftheshadows @captain-josslett @camslightstories @worldovart @finleyfray @acertainredhead @sammm9068 @reginassecretlover
You woke up to someone shaking you awake gently. You were in a deep sleep, a sleep so deep that you didn’t even dream. You were just exhausted, your face buried into the fluffy pillow as drool dribbled down your chin.
“Y/n? Y/n?”
You groaned. Who was calling your name? Couldn’t it wait??? This was some of the best sleep that you’d ever gotten. You grunted and rolled over, pulling the blanket over your head and settling into your new sleeping position. That didn’t seem to matter though because someone ripped the blankets from your body harshly, and your eyes flew open in annoyance.
“Y/n!”
“What?” you snapped angrily, sitting up to face who was bothering you. Kara’s groggy, but confused blue eyes stared back at you.
Immediately your anger dissipated, and you rubbed your face.
“Oh god Kara, I’m so sorry.”
“It’s okay,” she said, giving you a cute smile. “I only woke you up because your phone has been going crazy.”
It wasn’t until she pointed out the small device did you realize that notification after notification was making it go off. You picked it up and scrolled through everything, you heart dropping to the floor when you saw that it was work.
“What day is it?” you demanded.
“What?” Kara asked, taken back by your panic and intensity.
“Kara, what day is it??”
“It’s Saturday.”
Work. You were supposed to be at work with Lena. You had to give her all the reports plus provide her an update with the deal with Japan.
“Shit!” you swore as you scrambled to get out of bed, but successfully managed to fall on the floor. Kara was by your side in an instant, super speeding to you and helping you up.
“Thank you,” you said breathlessly as you sidestepped her and continue to get ready as fast as you could.
“I’m sorry,” Kara said as she got dressed too. “If I knew that you had to work, I would have woken you up sooner. You didn’t get back from your trip until late last night and I wanted you to rest.”
You tugged a blouse over your head and fixed your hair into a tight bun. “What are you talking about? I didn’t go on a trip.”
Kara paused. “Yes, you did. You asked me to babysit, remember?”
You paused. No, you didn’t. You had no recollection of what happened or what you were doing in the past 24 hours, but you weren’t going to let Kara know that.
“Oh yeah,” you said quickly. “Thanks for doing that.”
Kara looked at you with an eyebrow raised. “Sure thing.”
You knew that look. Kara knew that you were lying, and there was no doubt that she would question you about it later.
“Kara, can you do me a favor,” you called out as you shoved you legs through some slacks.
She appeared beside you again, already wearing her super suit.
“Take you to work?”
You smiled and kissed her hard. “God, what would I do without you?”
Kara blushed, taking you into her arms the moment you were done getting ready. “Honestly, I don’t know.”
***
Kara dropped you off on the balcony of your office when she saw that it was clear. You kissed her again on the cheek before she left.
“Thank you so much,” you said to her gratefully. Kara kissed the back of your hands, smiling as she did so.
“Have a good day, okay?”
“I’ll try. That’s not if I’m fired.”
Kara smiled brightly. “Lena wouldn’t fire you, but.”
“But, what?”
“She might actually put you over her knee and spank you.”
You scoffed and cocked an eyebrow. “Well don’t threaten me with a good time.”
Kara laughed, her head thrown back in amusement as she pulled you in for a chaste kiss. “Okay I have to go. I’ll see you later?”
You nodded. “Love you.”
“Love you too,” Kara replied before she stepped on to the balcony and took off into the air.
It was only a couple of minutes later when Lena stepped into the office. She had folders in her arms and didn’t seem to see you until she looked up and stopped.
“Oh, Y/n. I didn’t know you were here.”
“Ms. Luthor, I am so sorry that I’m late. Things have been getting away from me as of late.”
Lena smiled. She didn’t look angry with you at all be you could feel yourself relaxing.
“It’s okay. If anything, I’m glad you’re here. I wanted to tell you that I can handle L-Corp for a few days.”
You paused, looking at her. “Is this because I was late this morning?”
Lena looked at you. “No Y/n, that’s not it at all. I know you’ve been under a lot of stress. This job can be a lot, and you do have other things to worry about. I want to help, you know? Take a load off of you.”
You pursed your lips. “Lena I can do this.”
“I know,” she said. “You are more than capable of handling things here. We all see that, but you still feel the need to keep proving yourself again and again. You have nothing to prove Y/n.”
You sighed, shifting your weight from one foot to the other. “Lena I can’t take time off right now,” you said as you rubbed your forehead.
“Actually, yes you can,” she replied simply. “In fact, I am ordering you to take today off. There’s nothing here that I can’t handle.”
She gave you level look, a small smile playing at her lips. “So go,” she continued on. “Go be with your family.”
You laughed. Well damn. No sense in arguing with a Luthor.
***
It was only an hour later when you and Angel were at the arcade, and you gave the cashier some money in exchange for tokens.
“So why are we here, again? I’m not complaining but I thought that you would be at work,” Angel asked you as she watched you take the tokens.
“Well, Lena told me to take the day off and I can’t argue with my boss.”
Angel smiled. “And you wanted to hang out with me?”
“Of course,” you said incredulously. “You’re my favorite daughter and I’m excited to hang out with you.”
“I’m your only daughter.”
You shrugged. “Details.”
Angel laughed as she looked around. “What are we playing first.”
“I’ve been eyeing that air hockey table since we walked in. You game?”
Angel smiled, her competitiveness showing through. “Oh, you’re on!”
That’s what you did too. For a while, you played with your daughter, laughing despite the fact that she was kicking your butt. It was nice, not having to worry about work or deadlines or more paperwork. It was just you and Angel, and nothing would make this better than if Kara was here.
***
Kara was called back to the DEO. Winn found the source of the earthquake, and she was out now, flying to the coordinates that Winn gave to her. When she reached it, she saw the massive monolith of criss crossing stone and rock. Kara landed and walked inside. To her surprise, it looked like the Fortress of Solitude, and she couldn’t help but touch the control panel that held the beacon. It lit up, humming loudly as Kara watched it send out a signal. The signal, red in color, shot into the air before dispersing into the air. Kara froze, her mouth wide in shock. Whatever she did, it couldn’t have been good.
***
You were laughing with Angel and having the best time in your life. You stepped away to grab some snacks from the vendor when suddenly your world went dark. There was no warning, no way to prepare yourself, just the feeling of nothingness. You were no more and oblivious to the fact that you were taken over. You stepped out of line with your eyes glowing a crimson red and you smiled harshly. In a burst of superspeed, you were gone, and Angel was left all alone in the arcade.
Part 8
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midnight-queery · 4 years ago
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how very polite of you
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26354770
“So, let me get this straight,” Sam started, setting her glass of wine down on the table. Lena snorted at the phrasing, and Sam shook her head. “Kara kissed you.”
“Yes,” Lena mumbled, her eyes darting down to her own glass of wine and staying there. She took a quick swig as Sam did her best to maintain a neutral expression.
“And… you thanked her.” Sam was very proud of herself for not laughing. She could laugh later, when her friend wasn’t slouched on her couch, miserable because of her own screw up. Still, she couldn’t resist: “How very polite of you.”
Lena groaned, very loudly, and hid her face in her hands. Sam still managed not to laugh, though she honestly wasn’t sure how at this point.
“Are you trying to wake Ruby up?” Sam asked, a small smirk on her face. Lena peeked out from between her fingers and shook her head. “Anyway, Lena, I really don’t see why you’re here.”
“Because I fucked up. And usually when I fuck up I can go to Kara. But in case you haven’t realized, that’s not really an option,” Lena snarked. She deflated under Sam’s unimpressed gaze. “I don’t know what to do, okay? You’re supposed to be my friend- help.”
“What exactly do you want me to do?”
“Friend… magic? I don’t know!” Lena waved her hands erratically. “Kara always found a way to make it better. So just… channel Kara.”
“You want me to channel the person who kissed you? Sorry, Lena, but I’m taken.” Sam leaned back with a smirk and Lena groaned, more quietly this time. Sam sipped her wine as she waited for her friend to get her thoughts in order. Lena remained quiet. It seemed one kiss from Kara had the ability to rob her genius brain of coherent thoughts. Okay then. “When I said I didn’t understand why you were here, I meant I didn’t understand why you were talking to me,” Sam tried. Lena stared at her blankly. Was Kara really that good of a kisser? Geez. “Lena, you should be talking to Kara about this. Then once you two are together and have finally acted on all the sexual tension you force us all to suffer through, you can come back to me and give me all the juicy details.” Sam gave Lena a wide smile as the young Luthor’s brain seemed to short circuit.
“I can’t talk to Kara about this,” Lena finally said. “Are you insane? Did the Luthor madness somehow rub off on you?”
“Since when are you mad?” Sam blurted.
“Well I certainly feel like I’m losing my mind,” Lena grumbled. “She kissed me and I said thank you. Who the fuck does that?” Lena flopped back onto the couch with another loud groan. Before Sam could shush her the sound of footsteps could be heard from the hall. “Fuck,” Lena whispered.
Sam hoped it would be Ruby who had woken up. Sam really, really hoped it had been Ruby. She could send her daughter back to bed. She couldn’t do the same with-
“Alex?” Lena blurted, startling. “What the hell are you doing here? Oh. Oh my god. Oh, fuck.” Lena turned from a bleary-eyed Alex to Sam, her eyes narrowing accusingly. “Sam, why the fuck didn’t you tell me you were dating Kara’s sister? Or that she was currently here?” Lena hissed.
“Uh, well, it’s still new, is all. And we didn’t want to tell you yet because we knew you’d tell Kara. And she apparently threatened to throw Alex’s last girlfriend into the sun or something,” Sam said hurriedly.
“I can keep a secret,” Lena said with a pout. A pout. An actual, genuine, making-Sam-feel-even-worse pout. Alex voiced Sam’s thoughts almost to the letter.
“Ugh, now you’re pouting too? You hang out with Kara too much,” Alex grumbled. She plopped down beside Sam and leaned against her, her sleepy eyes trained on Lena. “Why are you here so late? Or early, I guess. What time is it? Wait, where’s my phone?” Alex started shoving her hand between the couch cushions, apparently having lost her phone before bed and only now realizing when she needed a clock to better berate Lena for her early morning visit.
“No reason,” Lena said quickly, shooting Sam a death glare. Sam only rolled her eyes.
“Lemme guess,” Alex drawled, giving up her search and nudging Sam to search her side of the couch, “you’re having some kind of gay awakening and realizing you’re in love with my little sister.”
Lena looked like she was having a stroke, but Alex was too focused on the phone Sam had just fished out of the cushions to notice.
“Or at least that’s what Sam would have me believe,” Alex grumbled, mostly to herself. “She keeps insisting you two like each other. I don’t really see it.” She glanced up at Lena and froze. “Wait, what’s with that face? What happened?” When Lena remained silent, her mouth opening and closing but no words coming out, Alex turned to Sam.
“Sam, don’t-” Lena tried, but it was too late.
“Kara kissed her and she thanked her instead of admitting her feelings and she came to me instead of talking to Kara cuz she may be a genius but she’s kind of a dumbass,” Sam rushed out, a guilty look on her face. Lena looked like she was wishing for her quarterly assassination attempt to come early. Alex just looked between them both, blinking owlishly, before looking down as her phone buzzed with an incoming call.
“Well, that would explain why Kara is calling at… 3:27 in the morning. And why I have… holy shit, 33 missed calls? I didn’t even realize either of you were gay, and now you’re both gay disasters? C’mon,” Alex grumbled. Sam snorted. Lena hid her face in her hands again, and Sam nearly guffawed when she heard her mumble something about how she at least had a functional gaydar. “I heard that. Now both of you shut up. If I don’t answer the phone Kara is going to-”
Whatever Alex said was drowned out by the front door being thrown open so hard it bounced off the wall with a loud bang, a panicked Kryptonian storming in with a small metal ball in her hand that Sam was pretty sure used to be her spare key. Maybe Sam should rethink having a super strong alien babysit her child. Then again, said alien usually wasn’t freaking out about kissing her best friend, so it should be fine once the two dumdums talked things out.
“Alex you weren’t answering your phone and it’s an emergency and I know you’re dating Sam and we need to talk about that later but I need your help cuz I think I messed up!” Kara rambled. She glanced from Alex to Sam, then over at the sleepy Ruby who had padded into the living room. “Sorry for waking you up, Ruby, but I kissed Lena at our sleepover and she thanked me and then ran away and I don’t think she wanted me to kiss her and I was gonna talk to her first and tell her I’m in love with her and then ask if I could kiss her but she just looked so happy and I really wanted to kiss her and oh Rao Lena is here why is Lena here???” Kara cut off, her eyes impossibly wide and staring at Lena in horror. She did an abrupt about-face and started walking out the door.
“Kara, where are you going?” Alex asked tiredly, stifling a yawn. Ruby was watching with obvious amusement, Lena’s face was fire-engine red, and Sam really wasn’t sure how she hadn’t laughed by now. Seriously, when all this was over she was probably going to have to laugh for eighty years straight just to make up for not laughing right now.
“Back to the Phantom Zone,” Kara replied, still walking away.
“And how exactly do you plan on getting there? I really don’t think J’onn will lend you his spaceship for this,” Alex drawled.
“Brainy is working on something that’ll send lethal threats to the Phantom Zone. It’s not done yet but I should be able to finish it by tomorrow. Goodbye forever.”
Alex actually sat up straight at that, a startled look on her face.
“Kara Zor-El Danvers, get back here right now,” Alex said sternly. Sam gave her girlfriend an impressed look, but Alex’s hard eyes were trained on the slumped form of the Girl of Steel as she shuffled back into the room.
“Alex-”
“No. Sit down.” Alex pointed to the seat beside Lena’s and Kara held out for about five seconds before slumping into it. “Now, both of you are going to talk this out like adults instead of freaking out like teenagers.”
“Hey,” Ruby said, frowning. Alex glanced at her, her gaze softening, before turning back to Lena and Kara with a smirk.
“Sorry, that was an insult to teenagers. But still- you’re both adults. Talk.” Silence. Alex clapped her hands loudly, and Kara and Lena both flinched. “Kara, you first. You’re the one who decided to start this mess at an ungodly hour.”
“I shouldn’t have come here,” Kara grumbled.
“You could have at least waited until daylight, Kar. Now quit stalling.”
“Ugh, fine,” Kara whined. She turned to Lena, unable to look her in the face and only managing to glance at her every few seconds. “I- uhm. I’m sorry I kissed you. Not that, uh, not that I didn’t want to kiss you but I should have like, asked first. And told you that I’m in love with you. Or at least that I- shoot, how do humans put it? That I like like you?” Kara glanced at Ruby for confirmation, and the girl nodded. “Yeah, that. Um. So yeah. I don’t… I’m not really sure why you thanked me? Or why you left… it would have made more sense to kick me out since we were at yourpenthouse?” Kara did manage to look at Lena then, and Lena’s face was even redder. The brunette glanced at Sam for help, but Sam just crossed her arms and raised her eyebrows expectantly. Lena sighed.
“I didn’t mind that you kissed me,” Lena started quietly. “I actually, well, I actually quite enjoyed it. I just wasn’t prepared- I thought you were straight.”
“So much for having a functional gaydar,” Alex grumbled.
“Babe, you thought our first date was just friends having dinner together until I kissed you. I’m obviously the only one with a functional gaydar in this room. Nia and I have been shipping Supercorp for months.” Sam pecked Alex on the cheek to lessen the blow, and Alex grumbled about how impossible it was to stay mad at Kryptonians.
“Supercorp? I like it,” Ruby mused, walking over and plopping down on the couch beside Sam, “but maybe we could also have Karlena, ooh or Karena- but pronounced like ocarina, not just Karen with an a,” Ruby’s face scrunched up and Sam laughed.
“Sounds good, Rubes. But maybe let’s let them actually get together first.” Sam reached over and ruffled Ruby’s hair as the girl rolled her eyes.
“Alex started it,” Ruby mumbled.
“And I’m ending it. Lena, continue.” Sam gave her friend as encouraging a look as she could muster for this ridiculous situation. She’d wanted them to finally get together, just not in her living room at 4 am. Nia was definitely going to be jealous though.
“I’ve been in love with you for an embarrassingly long amount of time,” Lena blurted, her eyes going to Kara’s and staying there. “I didn’t realize at first- I thought it was just another hopeless crush on a cute blonde- but then when you rescued me and revealed you were Supergirl in the process I realized I was more hurt than mad, and then you were trying so hard to make it up to me for not telling me sooner and I decided to give you a second chance and, well I don’t give second chances, but I did for you. That’s why I was so skittish when we first started being friends again, because I realized I was in love with you and that there was no hope of a Super ever loving a Luthor.” Lena took several deep breaths when it was all out, and Sam had the feeling she’d been bottling up those words for awhile now. They apparently needed to have more girls’ nights without the Danvers sisters in tow (Nia could still come though… unless they wanted to complain about their girlfriends’ dangerous jobs, then the other vigilante hero was out).
“Lena,” Kara said softly, a hint of admonishment in her tone. “you’re not a Luthor, or at least not like that. You’re not a villain. Just look at all the good you’ve done for this planet, from the humans to the aliens to the planet itself! Your image inducer helped countless aliens live a better life here, and you’re always anonymously donating to charities, and you’ve made L-Corp the greenest company in National City by far, maybe even in this country! Yeah, you’re a Luthor, but you’ve used all of those resources and connections to start changing your family’s legacy to a good one. We are not our families, Lena. And National City may be slow to realize it, but I’ve known it for awhile now: Lena Luthor is a hero, and no last name can change that.”
And then Lena was crying and Kara was out of her chair in less than a second, doing her best to hug Lena and pressing kisses to her hair and forehead and cheeks and Ruby was watching the whole thing with the tiniest look of disgust on her face.
“Mom, please don’t ever be that mushy with Alex. I don’t think I could take it.”
“No guarantees, kiddo,” Sam said as she used her phone to snap some photos to send to Nia- she was gonna flip when she checked her phone (unless she’d already foreseen this… nah, she would have told Sam- she was about as bad at keeping secrets as Kara).
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fanfictionfaberrycentral · 5 years ago
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Supercorp Smut part II
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Out Of Hand by SarahZorEL 
Gleaming Like Steel by orphan_account
Sleepover by wallofcrazy
Nightcap at L-Corp by Vintage_Wine
Mine by Unicxrnby89
Supergirl Got Nothing On Me by EvilRegalsDamsel
Babysitting Sucks! by EvilRegalsDamsel
The Situation by happypugfics
Working Hours by happypugfics
We Both Eat, We Both Win by PoppyCartinelli
Bite me... by Kassebaum
Closer by christophersgay (kitkarnstein)
Making a Home (Inside You) by oopsiwrotesomething (wellthizizdeprezzing) 
Shucking Her Luthor by superkaradamnvers
Hurricane Party by BigMammaLlama5
To Want It All by MsSirEy
In a land of super suits and a time of jealousy by ChillYourBeans
it feels like the first time by Jazzfordshire
Downtown by Anitikis
The right tool (and the right fool) by spymaster
Worship This Body by PoppyCartinelli
your sunday best (looks best on my floor) by Jazzfordshire
did you mean it (when you said i was pretty) by amaltheaz
two heroes are better than one by Jazzfordshire
consider the library by jennyquill
For Keeps by Leolaws
A well equipped Luthor by orphan_account
A punishment fit for a Luthor by orphan_account
What She Wants by NyxAqua
sleeping here right next to me (but will you ever mess with me) by littlemousejelly
touch me (tell me what you want me to do) by Jazzfordshire
To The Edge And Back by ficwriter2003
Reprimand by disappointingcroissant
Adrenaline Rush by disappointingcroissant
in vino veritas (in wine, there is truth) by PerkyMetalhead
Not Afraid to Fall by prettyaveragewhiteshark
A crimson sin by Rykeral
Between Always. by Laurel_xx
Sunday Mornings by Arvedui
Super Dating by MTL17
it feels like the first time by Jazzfordshire
The Awakening by TheEvangelion
The story of Kara Zor-El by 3Styx3
Red Kryptonite by TheEvangelion
Heat by firstadream1990
I wanna feel you, I want it all by SilentRain91
My wicked tongue, where will it be? by Anarchy_Divine_13, SilentRain91
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Deep breaths in and out by philippine
What She Wants by NyxAqua
Trapped Between Two Worlds by LesbihonestGuys
when i think about you (well, you know the rest) by Jazzfordshire
our skin are silver shadows reflecting all the stars by amaltheaz
the altitude is dangerous but we ain't going home by amaltheaz
we are one under a star by amaltheaz, only_because3
She Persisted by yesverygoodallright
Playing With Fire by Eskapisti
no one's keeping score by thistableforone
Day Four (Smut) by y02mustang
Super Dating by MTL17
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I Can See You In The Dark by Bluehour
carefulness can be damned by philippine
For Keeps by Leolaws
It's beating loud so everybody knows by Changed_For_Good (orphan_account)
What Are You Wearing? by momenttomoment
A Super Office Visit by Neutrois
Love Me Harder by JediFighterPilot2727
Red Yellow & Blue by HappyPalmTree
Untitled by disappointingcroissant
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consider the library by jennyquill
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Closer by christophersgay (kitkarnstein)
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it's easy (when i'm with you) by falsealarm
Supercorp Sexy Collection by orphan_account
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Not so secret by freedombeats89
Let me thank you by ChillYourBeans
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asagi-s-garden · 5 years ago
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It’s time for Dumb Headcanons-
For whatever reason, Kara is the one to carry her and Lena’s first born child, she can’t just vanish for almost a year without saying anything though, I mean what kind of hero would do that?
So she makes a public announcement right after officially finding out that she’s pregnant that she’s “going away for a few months on a personal journey”
Now the thing is, Lena knows her wife, she knows her very well, and she knows that her watching from the sidelines as Alex and the others keep the city safe is going to be incredibly painfull for her, so she decides to take Kara on a vacation for the first few months of pregnancy
Once they get around the second trimester they’re going to have to go into seclusion in a special fortress that Clark and Kate built for her that’s like half Fortress Of Solitude and half Batcave that’s structured to both keep enemies out, and keep Kara in, because they know their girl as well as Lena does (Alex tunes in from skype from time to time to tell them what they’ve done wrong specifically because she knows how crafty Kara is and is just “mmm nope you see that little crack in that wall right there? Yeah she could get through that, I don’t know how, but she could”) Ofcourse freinds and family are welcome to visit because it’d just be cruel otherwise but anyway
Lena knows Kara, she knows that staying cooped up in one place for 5-6 months is going to be hell enough as it is, the full extent of her pregnancy would be a NIGHTMARE, but she also is a little afraid to stay in National City during the first 3-4 months because that would equally be disasterous on Kara’s mental health, seeing shit go down and not being able to help, so she decides to take them on vacation instead, to some of the most peacefull places on Earth, like the New Zealand countryside and a small town in Switzerland and a tiny island that she may possibly own, it seems like a solid plan to begin with, until....
Proof That Lena Luthor Is Supergirl
That’s the headline that starts popping up about four days after they leave and it’s just everywhere, conspiracy theories that Lena is Supergirl because she “vanished“ at the same time that Supergirl left
Kara thinks it’s hilarious, it’s the best laugh she’s had in a week and that’s saying something considering how much time she’s spent watching cute cat videos on the private jet
They have to cut their vacation short so Lena can go back to National City every few weeks, show her face for a few days, and then leave again
Everyone starts making it into an inside joke that they have to be very carefull not to share outside of The Circle of those in the know because otherwise something might slip, Brainy in particular thinks it’s bizarre that Kara just keeps getting more pregnant everytime she comes back and yet somehow no one has tried to pin Lena’s wife, who’s pregnant, as the superhero who has to mysteriously vanish for nine months (because against her better instincts Kara does mention at the press conference that she’ll be returning in June, wich is about nine months from when she announces her departure, somehow no one has picked up on it, until they start with the Lena theory and go “AND HER WIFE IS PREGNANT AND DUE IN JUNE, COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT-” evidently they’ve decided that Lena is leaving because Kara is pregnant, wich isn’t wrong, but still somehow off)
By the time baby Kira Zor El Luthor is born (they made the conscious decision to break from the “L” tradition in Lena’s family only to end up with the “K” tradition in Kara’s completely by accident; their second born will be named Luka and Alex is going to headdesk so hard she bruises) half of National City has started to believe that Lena is Supergirl, somehow, and she and Kara- as Supergirl- have to actually appear together in public and shake hands with people to prove neither one is a hologram before anyone lets the theory die
Other less cohesive headcanons about this insanity-
-Kara insists that she take care of Kira when she wakes up in the middle of the night because to be 100% honest sleep is a luxury, not a necessity, for her- that’s not even being careless with herself, that’s just.... a legitimate fact... she doesn’t really HAVE to sleep very much as long as she’s under the yellow sun so why on earth should she deprive Lena of it???
Lena: Really, it’s ok, I’ve had a lifetime of being denied sleep so at this point I can actually function with out it :)
Kara: That.... that in absolutely no way makes me feel better...... also I have super hearing so I’ll hear her first anyway, there’s no need to wait for you to wake up..
Lena: Oh no that’s fine, I’m hypervigilant and paranoid so I’ll wake up as soon as she starts crying, no superpowers required! :)
Kara: That just makes me feel even worse?????? B-Besides I have a Kryptonian lullaby I can sing to her that works like a charm
Lena: Oh that’s so lovely, I have an old Irish lullaby my mother taught me right before she died that I can’t wait to sing to Kira as the literal only good thing that comes from my family legacy :)
Kara, near tears: ...Have I done something to you today????? ;_;
Lena: ...no?? why???
-The amount of food they go through during Kara’s pregnancy probably could have sustained a small country for atleast a month, it doesn’t seem to matter how much Lena thinks she’s stocking up ahead of time, it’s never enough and she inevitably always has to buy more the very next day, it takes the combined efforts of Barry and Kate to help keep things stocked so Lena isn’t having to constantly be leaving the Bat Fortress (it was the name Kate and Clark finally decided on and no one has the right to veto it no matter how much certain people want to) to restock, they start this Superhero Delivery Service as a Bros Being Bros type of thing, just freinds being freinds and loving their pregnant super freind so very much but after a week it turns into a ruthless competition of what, ultimately, is the better resource- speed or money, Barry has the Speed Force but Kate has every method of transportation imaginable and also drones and by the time Kira is born a rivalry has slowly simmered between them, the likes of wich goes right back to the type of “Who’s faster?” rivalry Barry has with the Supers, that probably won’t end even after they both die, Kara has mixed feelings about being the inadvertent catalyst for this but Nia thinks it’s the best thing that’s ever happened and she and Mary are placing bets
-Lena knows that Kryptonians don’t exactly have the same health issues to worry about that humans do but Kira is going to be atleast part human isn’t she? So Kara has to be willing to step up her health game wile she’s pregnant right??? Nice theory, no dice, Alex tried to warn her but Lena Luthor doesn’t lose and when she wants something she gets it................ unless that something is getting Kara to have a healthier diet, then there’s no force on any planet in any universe that can help
Lena: An apple
Kara: A dozen doughnuts
Lena: One apple
Kara:  ...Sixteen doughnuts
Lena: *gently places an apple on the table*
Kara: ....*stares intensely at the box of doughnuts, unblinking*
Lena: ....What are you doing?
Kara: I wonder if I try hard enough if I can develop telekinesis
Lena: No-
-True panic is Lena taking care of Kira at the office wile Kara is off doing the superheroing for the first time in months (nanny? nope, not in this house, the child never leaves our sight, we die like moms) and Kira starts giggling and levitates out of her bassinet wile Lena is on a conference call so her investors are met with a frantic Lena keeping her voice astoundingly level and clear wile running around the office chasing her floating baby, they mostly just get glimpses of her jacket from time to time and, if they ask, are only met with “I have a child now” and absolutely no other explanation
-For the first time since being on Earth Kara is faced with the cosmic joke that is Earth’s gravity during her late months of pregnancy because everything is wobbly and waddly and holy RAO HOW IS IT SO HARD JUST TO GET OFF OF THE FLOOR!?!?! SHE COULD FLY TWO MONTHS AGO AND NOW IT’S A MAJOR STRUGGLE TO PULL HERSELF OFF OF THE COUCH WHAT THE FUCK!?
-Kate has managed to live through four years of having actual freinds who have started to reproduce and never once has she reacted with more than marginally more interested than what she had during Crisis when Kara tried to hand Jon to her, but in those four years all of those freinds have been straight, to be fair, and there’s something a little different about seeing other lesbians with babies that’s mildly more tolerable, first it was Alex and Kelley, then it was Kara and Lena, Sophie and Mary keep cooing over the babies and Kate doesn’t really get that........ until she’s visiting Kara and an alien attacks and Kara is just “hold my baby-” and flies out the window and Kate is Stuck with a sleeping four-month-old and no ability to get to a phone without waking Kira up so she’s just kind of frozen like that for the foreseeable future and when Kara comes back Kate is laying on the couch, Kira sleeping on her chest, looking incredibly relaxed
Kate: Oh you’re back, we’ve had a lovely time
Kara: Awwwwwwwww, see? You are good with babies <3
Kate: Mmmm still going to have to disagree on that but your’s is... not... bad...
Kara: Sooooooo you’ll babysit sometime? :3
Kate: Nope, this last half hour was enough thanks
Kara: Wait until Sophie hears you lasted an entire half hour ;)
Kate: Just hold off telling her for about fifteen years or so, I don’t think we’re ready to live in a world where I can tolerate this for an entire thirty minutes yet
Kara: lol ok
Years later when she eventually ends up taking after her cousin and having a couple of orphans with her name on them she insists to Sophie that it’s Kara’s fault because “that time she made me hold her kid for half an hour did something to me I just know it”, Kara pops in one day after hearing this and just goes “You’re welcome~” before flying off again
And finally-
Kara: Lena honey I think Kira is a little too young to be getting her first suit tailored...
Lena: But she’s already a year old...???
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