#99 scott

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

[pack training session] Derek: Wow. Scott just killed Stiles. He wasn't fast enough to untie him before the hunter pulled the trigger. Stiles: Derek--- Derek: I can't hear you, Stiles, you're dead. Scott, he bled out in your lap. And now you show up at my door. How are you going to break the news to me? Let's see. Scott: Okay, we don't have to do this. Derek: Ah, hello Scott! How are things going with Stiles, the love of my life? Wait, why are you here at this late hour? And whose blood is that? Scott: Dude, I get it. Derek: It's---it's Stiles' blood? This is devastating. I'm inconsolable. And... [Derek snaps his fingers] Derek: I've killed myself.

[liauditore]

Equally Invalid

[pop-life-my-life]

Andrew Scott

📸 Bartek Szmigulski

📖 The Diaries 99

🗓️ Fall/Winter 2024

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#AndrewScott shot for FW24 thediaries99 in versace, rondorff, ontracks.studio Preorder www.diaries99.com

[james99999]

i know i'm a little late to this trend but I had a lot of fun!

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

fWhip: Sir, I don't think the math problem is the issue. The night shift has been keeping you and Scott apart.

fWhip: You two just need to bone

Jimmy: ...What did you just say?

Sausage: Uh-oh.

Katherine, whispering: Don't say it again.

fWhip: I said, you and Scott need to bone.

Jimmy: How dare you fWhip, I'M YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!

*5 minutes later*

Jimmy: BONE?!

*10 minutes later*

Jimmy: What happens in my bedroom is NONE of your business, fWhip

*21 minutes later*

Jimmy: BONE?!?!?

*40 minutes later*

Jimmy: Don't EVER speak to me like that again.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Scott: Mom, how do I get revenge on my enemies? Melissa: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest. Scott: Peter, how do I- Peter: Brick.

[lostlosersclub]

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

•hello. my name is niccolo, or nico for short. my pronouns are he/they/xe/it. i am a gay demiaroace gnc boy. •i am a minor. i block freely. •i struggle a lot with my mental health. i use this blog quite often to vent. •if i seem to be in crisis, please do not try to cheer me up. it wont work. •i have a discord server. feel free to ask for the link any time. •ask to be my mutual. •please do not ask if we are friends / call me your friend unless we are close. •i have a rough time with communication. please use tonetags.

WARNINGS.

blog owner struggles with following issues. browse at your own risk. vents are always tagged. all are diagnosed or suspected by doctors. •autism •adhd •ocd •potential bpd •potential ptsd •anorexia •anxiety •panic disorder •chronic depression

this includes discussion of:

•sh •suicidal thoughts •self starving •dysmorphia •weight issues •intrusive thoughts

tag system:

special interests:

• osemanverse

•conan gray 💧⭐️

• pjo, hoo, toa

• spiderman

• car seat headrest

tv shows:

• brooklyn 99

• community

• the owl house

• amphibia

• adventure time

• shera princess of power

• what we do in the shadows

• scott pilgrim (movie, books, and show)

video games:

• stardew valley

• sally face

• night in the woods

• the quarry

• the sims

misc:

• SFX gore. (i forgot to mention before that i enjoy sfx gore and horror. i do not want to see actual gore.)

• greek mythology

kins:

• nico di angelo (pjo) (headcannons here!)

• hunter (toh)

• charlie spring (heartstopper)

hobbies:

•instruments (drums, guitar, bass, and piano)

•drawing

•reading

other socials:

•pinterest: St4rryN1ghtm4r3

•discord: mutuals can dm me for link

•roblox: dead_boyy0

☆i think thats all, bye☆

[were-wolverine]

teen wolf as b99 quotes

*lydia’s party in s2*

lydia: why is no one having a good time? i specifically requested it.

***

isaac, to lydia: derek told me not to let him get hurt tonight, so i’ll keep him away from you.

later

stiles: have you seen lydia?

isaac: lydia died eight years ago.

***

derek: oh, are you and allison no longer…

scott: smushing booties?

derek: …yes that’s exactly how i was going to phrase my sentence, scott.

***

stiles: we gotta get to hospital and we gotta get there fast.

jackson: then i should drive.

scott: why you?

jackson: i have nothing to live for and i drive like it.

stiles: …okay, let’s do it.

***

stiles: all right, give me your hair-dryer.

allison: what?

stiles: don’t you carry one in your purse?

allison: have you ever met a human woman?

stiles: …*calls lydia*

lydia: hey, stiles.

stiles: hey. do you carry a hair-dryer in your purse?

lydia: of course. i’m not an animal.

***

stiles: you think you can just bully people, but you can’t. it’s not okay.

stiles: i’m the bully around here. ask anyone.

***

erica: i’m not a stone cold bitch.

erica: i’m a natural, beautiful presence.

***

stiles: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?

***

peter: we can go to my apartment. no one knows where i live.

derek: i thought you had stiles over once.

peter: yeah, it was fun. i moved the next day.

peter: he would way too easily use that information against me.

stiles: he’s right, i would.

***

scott: stiles, i screwed up, big time.

stiles: scott, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

***

kira: ‘writing things down’ is nerdy!? what do you do?

malia: i just forget stuff like a cool person.

***

allison: you are disturbingly good at this.

lydia: i grew up forging report cards.

lydia: if people knew how smart i was, it would have been harder to control them.

***

stiles: are you a minor? how old are you?

liam: i’m 610. i’m a highlander.

stiles: okay, you know what? i’m gonna put that in there.

stiles: and then you’re gonna be tried as an adult highlander, and they’re gonna cut your head off.

***

erica: what do you look for in a guy?

stiles: i don’t know, real stuff. shape of his ass.

erica: yeah that tracks

***

scott: i straight up drove him off, big screw up on my part.

derek:

scott: i’m trying this new thing, where i just own my mistakes. i like it, do you?

derek: i did. until you bragged about it.

***

boyd: you searched for ‘cheapest date possible’.

stiles: and i wear that search like a badge of honor.

***

scott: wow, your handshake is quite firm.

kira: i took a seminar.

scott: where?

***

stiles: a parsec is actually a measure of distance. that’s one of the many inaccuracies in the ‘Star Wars’ universe.

malia: and what’s ‘Star Wars’?

stiles: oh boy.

***

scott: okay- no big deal, five days is nothing. i’m not afraid to be alone with my own thoughts.

scott: my thoughts are awesome. die hard 6 on a cruise ship… pizza bagel restaurant…

scott: my father never loved me, i’m gonna die alone.

scott: oh boy, that escalated quick.

***

stiles: well, remember when you told me not to burn down the precinct?

sheriff stilinski: you burned down the precinct??

stiles: no, i had the fire put out almost immediately. this is a success story!

***

stiles: peter, this isn’t High School Musical.

scott: yeah, peter, this isn’t High School Musical 2.

stiles: yeah, and it isn’t High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

***

boyd: i’m fine at parties.

boyd: i just stand in the middle of the room and don’t say anything.

***

derek: i only feel one emotion, and it’s anger.

isaac: last night you drunk-texted the whole pack a bunch of heart emojis.

derek: …out of anger.

***

stiles, to jackson: no hard feelings. but i hate you.

stiles: not joking. bye.

***

lydia: give me the ring.

stiles: ha, you sound like Gollum.

lydia: that means nothing to me.

lydia: i don’t see those movies, i’m too pretty.

***

stiles, walking out after a pack meeting ends: sexy train is leaving the station.

stiles: check out this caboose! later, sluts.

***

scott: look at me. do not blow this for us.

random dog that allison hit with her car:

***

peter: i really miss these people, the whole pack. stiles, scott…

peter: …i forget all their other names.

derek: *judgemental eyebrow raise*

[its-your-girl-geekerella]

Here's a simple math problem:

Psych + The Office = ?

Do you have an answer? Ok, here goes:

Brooklyn 99

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles: Derek, it's no use pretending to be upset at us. No offense, but I can read every emotion you're feeling on your face. Derek, growling: Can you read this one? Stiles: Yes! You're trying to be tough and angry, but deep down you're super impressed by what Scott accomplished today, and you're proud of your whole pack for coming together. Derek: Derek: Damn, you're good.

[denimbex1986]

Those arms, that chest...😍🔥

Credit: Bartek Szmigulski for Diaries 99.

[darkrpfinders]

Hello everyone, hope you're all doing alright, folks!

About me! I roleplay since ten years now, and currently doing it on discord! I live on UTC+2, and I am currently 23 years old. I write on 3rd person, and are pretty flexible when it comes to the lenght of our answers. I would just like to have a partner sending something I can work with. I tend to like playing on a server for the two of us, with using tupperbox. I love OOC discussion, and eventually would be looking for someone who could answer regularly. I am also ready to double rp. To conclude this part, I wish that all people reaching me be over the age of majority! It is possible to do on erp/smut stuff, but more vanilla/simple rp will also be fine to me! About my kinks, it turns a lot about d/s dynamic, as much femdom than maledom and we will be able to talk about it more in dm!

Anyways, about what I am really looking for right now! It will be about some fandoms (I will send my ships on those if you're into those fandoms), so buckle up and here we go!🕺

• DC Comics

• Marvel

• MCU

• Stranger Things (aged-up chars)

• Insomniac's Spiderman

• The Last of Us Pt.2

• Locke and Key

• Scott Pilgrim

• Luca (aged-up chars)

• Life is Strange

• Coraline (aged-up chars)

• Brooklyn 99

• Community

• Gen V

• The Boys

• X-Men 97

• Arcane

• Drive-Away Dolls

• Bottoms

• Alien Romulus

• Challengers

• DnD: Honor Among Thieves

Can't wait to have your news, like this and I will reach out for more talk about what we can rp on!

.

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[morally-earl-gray]

if jake peralta and michael scott ever met they would definitely hit it off at first but it would ultimately end with jake punching michael in the face

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Katherine, chuckling forcefully: Don't be late at the Tea Party or I'll slit your throats.

Scott: You don't have to fake laugh. We know you mean it.

Katherine: Good.