#9-11 ans

[kurouzus]

girls with anxiety disorders will ask for a night off after having a night so bad they were cryjng for over an hour and then be like why did i ask for that. that was so humiliating that i asked for this i deserve to be shot

[boysborntodie]

Details from The Outsiders you may have forgotten or missed

-Cherry doesn't appear after the hearing (her not waving Ponyboy is just a movie thing)

-Ponyboy fucking hates people with green eyes so bad and gets pissed when someone points out he also has green eyes

-Steve always combs his hair into complicated swirls

-The Greasers always play football together

-Soda is one of the only Greasers who never gets drunk

-He also doesn't smoke unless something is bothering him or he wants to look tuff

-Darry, on the other hand, never smokes because it would affect his perfect body which he is very proud of

-Darry is also proud of being smart and sensible

-Ponyboy is the heaviest smoker out of the Curtis family

-Johnny started smoking at 9 and Steve at 11

-Johnny would've run away from Tulsa if it weren't for the gang

-Soda gives killer massages

-Ponyboy's razor wasn't working while he had to dissect a frog so he just took out his knife

-Darry goes skiing with some of his old friends sometimes

-Cherry and Marcia barrel race often and are pretty good at it

-Soda used to ride in rodeos but after breaking a ligament, his dad made him quit

-Sometimes Soda and Steve let Ponyboy help them fix the cars at the DX

-Johnny is the most law-abiding of the gang, and didn't even carry a knife until the Socs jumped him

-Cherry has an older brother

-Ponyboy used to have a yeller cur dog

-Johnny's scar his from his temple to his cheekbone (it's huge and also hard to look at)

-Two-Bit is great at doing impressions

-Two-Bit often raises one eyebrow, and the gang associate the gesture with him

-Dally and the Curtis mother got along well before she died

-Ponyboy is a scarily good liar

-Ponyboy notes that while he sees Johnny as a scared puppy, he actually looks rather hardened and cold to a stranger

-Johnny's skin is lighter under his bangs

-When at the church, Johnny puts his jean jacket over Ponyboy while he went out to get groceries

-Steve, Dally and Two-Bit wouldn't have thought of buying soap at a grocery store

-Ponyboy calls himself a Pepsi addict

-Dally hardly ever cuts his hair

-Johnny loves drag races

-The Curtis Dad took the brothers out hunting often in the country

-Ponyboy has the best aim but hates shooting

-Dally heard of the old church from a cousin

-Ponyboy is the youngest person on the track team but still one of the fastest

-Darry was the closest to their dad

-Steve once called Darry 'all brawn ans no brains' which made Darry made because it reminded him of the fact he didn't go to college

-Darry will suddenly pick up a random Greasers and swings them around

-The Curtis Dad used to call Soda 'Pepsi-Cola'

-The Shepard gang and the Curtis gang have fought seriously on at least on occasion (but it's nothing compared to the rumble)

-The Curtis brothers stayed at the hospital all night for Johnny and Dally until a doctor forced them to leave

-Johnny has a clean police record

-Ponyboy chews his fingernails when nervous

-Johnny often sleeps at Two-Bit's house

-The Curtis brothers all have huge appetites

-Darry always checks Ponyboy's Math homework for mistakes

-Johnny looks like his mother; having the same black hair, dark eyes and tiny built/height

-Soda did actually try really hard to stay in school but he kept failing

-Darry and Ponyboy both enjoyed school and athletics while Soda isn't into either

-The only thing Dally did honestly was jockeying

-Johnny really good at poker (or Ponyboy is really bad)

-The only time Johnny has been confident and not scared in his life, was when rescuing the kids in the church

-Johnny actually gets hurt because he pushed Ponyboy out first of the church

-Sodapop loves attention and was good with the reporters

-Sodapop has a crazy sweet tooth

-The Curtis brothers all love chocolate

-Darry never locks the front door in case one of the gang need a place to stay

-Ponyboy once found Tim Shepard sitting on their couch reading the newspaper

-Ponyboy thinks that Two-Bit wouldn't have gone inside the church if he was there

-Two Bit wished that the one hurt was anybody but Johnny and that the gang would have still been able to get along had it been anyone else

-Darry once took an aerobatics course and taught all the Greasers everything he knew

-Soda and Two-Bit were doing aerobatics and then got arrested for disturbing the peace

-The Curtis gang are noted to be better at fighting than the Shepard gang

-Tim Shepard looked like a model from the magazines Ponyboy reads

-Ponyboy notes that sweat ran down Dally's face when Johnny died, but it was probably tears

-Cherry drives a Sting Ray

-Curly once slipped off a telephone poll and broke his arm

-Johny's a good listener and all the members of the gang often go to tell him about their day or their problems

-Johnny says in his letter that the lives of kids were worth more than his

[shoebillstork]

Mutual 1: (An extremely extensive post detailing their trauma on their secret blog)

Mutual 1: (A picture of the soup they finished making) Eeatting penis soup grab a bowl

Mutual 2: (Cropped batman yaoi) This scene was so compelling in the comics qnd established so much for Bruce Waynes character as a bottom

Mutual 3: Just updated my comic (it is one of the most compelling pieces of narrative youve ever read. Its based off of a bad game)

Mutual 4: Ngl this omegaverse gacha life youtube video is more compelling than most shows i watch

Mutual 5: Finally cocking out i swear if one more thing happens today i will snap

Mutual 6: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 7: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 8: PENIS TYPO

Mutual 9: This yak tranquilizer weak af

Mutual 10: Come make my sinister potion (posts how to make a pipebomb)

Mutual 11: Do i get plastic surgery and change my name and move to a different country y/n (poll is in favor of yes by a huge margin)

Mutual 12: Mutual 13 is a lying fucking piece of trash and i think they should drop dead. They live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104 and im going to record me beating the shit out of them

Mutual 13: Aww my bestie is coming to visit me soon :]

(Mutual 12 and 13 are dating)

Mutual 14: who tf does she think she is (posts a sc of mutual 8 from three url changes ago. It is mutual 8 saying theyre going to the park)

Mutual 15: So in my latest session in dnd we rolled 1d12 for dick size and i rolled a nat 20 and idk what to do with this reponsibility now

Mutual 16: he looks so good im going to scream (a screenshot where said character is so far in the background he doesnt even have a face)

Mutual 17: eho up thinking about the moral dillemma presented in pokemon go

Mutual 18: take a look at my ocs :D (mona lisa if dhe was gay)

Mutual 19: i hadba really good day today i got to spend some time bonding with my entire family and we got to celebrate something we havent had the time for in 37 years

Mutual 20: (reblogging mutual 19) L + Don't care + 632146K~P PRC, dl.2146K~P, 5K > 2146K~P, 5K > JF 2146K~P, 2H, WS ([4]6H->P), 623H

Mutual 21: (Blurry photo of them running from police) they're after me for my stash kf yaoi cocaine

Mutual 22: (Miles long RP chain they started 2 months ago. You have post notification on for them because its awesome)

Mutual 23: Discussing the morality of liking bananas over mangoes

Mutuals 24 ans 25: having a dramatic wedding where theyre acting as a crack ship. They're on the verge of divorce

Mutual 26: She winding onbmy waker (is in the middle of intense controversy)

Mutual 27: (Callout for mutual 26)

Mutual 28: If Mutual 17 asked i would give them a sloppy toppy

Mutual 29: Anon get out of my inbox before j block you his ass is NOT flat. (His ass is fucking concave)

Mutual 30: Shes just like me fr (a picture kf a shopping cart)

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

I was wondering if there were any fics where after season 1 or 2 Derek becomes a teacher at BHHS, preferably Sterek but if not than that's fine!

Hi anon! Raiven made this list and says "I couldn't find any for specifically after s1/2, so heres some teacher!derek with a side of sterek!"

Bad ideas (ans good results) by MysticRadio_Fivesososnotonfire (38/38 | 47,345 | Explicit | Sterek) Derek Hale is a 24 year old University professor in Beacon Hills and he’s always been a student favourite, well expect for one student. Stiles Stilinski, an snarky, arrogant and lazy 21 year old who must just be taking the classes for fun as he sure as hell ain’t passing them.

Teacher’s Pet by MemoriesArePain (30/30  | 43,496 | Explicit | Sterek) Stiles makes a profile on an app suggested by Scott after a year of not really dating post a break up from a mildly abusive relationship. After all, it's where Scott and Isaac met. What could go wrong? Stiles begins sexting a dominant guy on there, not realizing that it will turn out to be his law professor in a week when classes start. They both remain anonymous at first, and they continue on into the beginning of the school year. Things get complicated when they meet of course.

Derek makes a profile after his messy divorce, needs some fun and nothing complicated. Of course, it wouldn't stay that way. No matter how hard he tries he can't deny the feelings he's developing. He's screwed.

Know That Golden Rule by DerRumtreiber (9/15 | 38,636 | Explicit | Sterek) “So what, I’m just supposed to waltz back into their lives? And they’ll just accept me as their alpha again?”

“Yes!” Stiles practically shouts. “That’s exactly what you’re supposed to do. I mean, ideally, you never would have left in the first place—”

“You told me to leave.”

Stiles ignores him. “ —never would have left in the first place. But you did. And now you’re back, and you’re going to fix what you broke.”

~

Or, the one where Derek leaves for a year and comes back with a teaching degree and a job at Beacon Hills High School.

When History Met Science by JossWritesSometimes (11/11 | 31,339 | Teen | Sterek) Professor Derek Hale has been teaching History for three years, and has painstakingly kept his private life, private. He would not consider himself a lonely man (no matter what his sister says). Until a certain biology professor, Stiles Stilisnki, arrives at the university. From mistaking him for a student, to becoming friends, could Stiles be the person that makes Derek want to give love another chance?

When the Teacher Met the Agent by JossWritesSometimes (7/7 | 16,828 | Not Rated | Sterek) Derek Hale has been a teacher for almost five years in NYC, but this year he is back in Beacon Hills and has taken his first job as a Kindergarten teacher. However, unlike in NYC, he has multiple Supernatural students, which is something he was not expecting. Especially a certain Stiles Stilinski, who smells...weird. Who is this boy who runs with wolves, and why can't he get him out of his head?

Snippets from them meeting to maybe, possibly, falling in love.

This is what I went to school for by TalesoftheEnchantedForest (1/1 | 10,906 | Explicit | Sterek) Stiles is a music teacher who's advice to a struggling Eli leads to meeting the sexiest man on Earth, falling for one of his students' dad (literally), and then dating the Spanish teacher at their school. Who are all the same guy, actually.

Stiles is set on making this relationship as romcom-worthy as possible. They just have to work on their communication first.

The New Teacher by TwistedAmusement13 & everchanginginnks (1/1 | 9,562 | Mature | Sterek) Derek, a world-weary English teacher pushing 40, is roped into a wet night out by his best friends. He finds himself charmed by a flirty college student who introduces himself as Stiles. They share an incredible night, but Stiles leaves before Derek wakes up. Thinking that he'll never see Stiles again, Derek bitterly gets ready for work at Beacon Hills High School. He's in for a bit of shock when he's introduced to the newly hired science teacher...

Trick or Treat, Mr. Hale? By literaryoblivion (1/1 | 5,247 | Explicit | Sterek) The tardy bell sounds, ringing loudly, and Derek stands from his desk.

“Alright, settle down,” he says, raising his voice to make sure his students that are still laughing and talking will hear him. “We’re picking up where we left off yesterday, page 138, the Civil War. Now, who can tell me what battle--”

The classroom door swings open, and all the eyes in the class snap to the movement. Derek tries not to react when he sees who it is, tries to make sure his face is a mix of sternness and disappointment when his infamously tardy troublemaker of a student waltzes in with a smirk.

“Stiles,” he says in a sigh.

the shape of my heart by Winchesterek (1/1 | 4,807 | Mature | Sterek) Stiles never thought he'd meet someone like Derek. Someone that was in a similar situation as he was - raising kids that weren't biologically his. It was even wilder because Derek was his god daughters first grade teacher and she was best friends with Derek's niece and nephew.

And Derek was hot. So hot that Stiles couldn't help ogling him every time they spent any amount of time around each other, including play dates and lunch in the school cafeteria with their kids. So Derek asking him out for Valentine's Day? That was just icing on the cake. Plus, Stiles was already head over heels for him.

[theballadofmars]

RANKING MDZS CHARACTERS AS HOW MUCH I THINK THEY WOULD SURVIVE IN FNAF:

11. MO XUANYU: he dies during the first five minutes. Don't know how. He just does.

10. JIN ZIXUAN: he doesn't listen AT ALL to Phone Guy and just...doesn't do a thing? He probably thinks he's too rich to die.

9. JIANG CHENG: he dies the first night. Just, sorry. He wouldn't follow Phone Guy's instructions at all, or try at the beginning but then gets mad and fights the animatronics. Sorry jc you're not winning this one.

8. NIE MINGJUE: he's not fucking surviving more than 2 nights, I'm sorry. He doesn't know how anything works, he survives the first night by sheer stuborness, but gets out of luck on his second night. He dies fighting thought.

7. XIAO XINGCHENG: he actually gets to the second night, but his problem is that he tries to help the children to move on and, unlike lxc, he gets killed.

6. SON LANG: survives 4 nights, but gets bitten by an animatronic and dies from the injury. He's the only other character who makes it to night 4 this is so funny mdzs character's would be amazing at surviving or terrible.

5. WEI WUXIAN: he ALMOST survives, but he gets scooped in night 5. Idk how, because this is based in fnaf 1, but he gets scooped, 100% sure.

4. LAN WANGJI: is lwj. He doesn't involve himself in the drama like his brother, but is able to survive the 5 nights. Never comes back.

3. LAN XICHEN: weird position, because lxc doesn't look like he would be the best with computers, but he's a Lan. He's not only going to survive the 5 nights, he also saves the souls of the murder children, because he would try to talk to the animatronics and give them therapy sesions.

2. NIE HUAISANG: he actually suffers the first night, because he doesn't know what's going on. The second night tought? He already knows the cheats. He survives and as a plus makes a theory about the lore that it turns out to be true.

1. JIN GUANGYAO: listen, LISTEN. He not only survives the five nights, the extra night and the 20/20 mood. He's jgy. Being a night guard at Freddy's is actually a vacation for him. Animatronics aren't worse than rich people. He even gets bored at night 5.

HONORARY MENTIONS FOR CHARACTERS WHO DOESN'T GET TO BE IN THE RANKING BECAUSE THEY'RE A SPECIAL CASE:

-XUE YANG: this fucker messes with the animatronics ans disassembles them for fun. The animatronics are the ones hiding from him.

-THE FOUR JUNIORS + A-QING: they are the kids possesing the animatronics. Sorry juniors :(

-YANLI: befriends the animatronics somehow. She makes them soup :D

-MIAN MIAN: stays one night, survives, never comes back. They don't pay her enough for this bullshit.

-WANGXIAN: they fuck in the security office and the animatronics are traumatized.

-WEN QING: finds the bodies of the kids and reports it do the police

-WEN NING: look, I think he would get springlocked but wouldn't become a vengative animatronic (unless he's possesed). He's just there behind a wall.

-LAN QIRENG: survives because Lan power, but instead of doing his job as a security guard starts to reprimend the animatronics and tries to teach them THE RULES.

Tgcf characters ranking

[bogusbyron]

NOW THAT I'M HOME:

Copy pasting les mis notes from today's matinee (30th may) here instead of posting screenshots from my notes app like last time cause i think thisll be easier to read.... There's 73 points and it's LONG so i'll put it under a read more . Go wild hope you find them somewhat interesting. Ignore any errors puhlease 😭🙏

1) Jordan Simon Pollard was on as Javert and he is. Fucking massive. Very imposing. His silhouette on the top of the boat is crazy good

2) Harry Lake as Marius, saw him on may 14th schools matinée, god his voice is gorgeous. As usual amazing

3) the guitar riff in Work Song kind of gets me lol

4) Valjean (Chris Jacobsen) flinching when Javert lifted his hand to pass him the slip. Additionally he has a GREAT voice. Quite gentle

5) The fight where Valjean gets beaten up was a bit awkward lmfao

6) More valjean flinching when the Bishop goes to touch his shoulder

7) chris spitting "thanked him like i should" interesting delivery, quite liked it.... his "took my flight" wasnt as strong is Milan's but whateverrrrrr

8) WILL ALWAYS BE STUNNED BY ADAM PEARCE'S VOICE🔥 THE LOW NOTE ON "BOUGHT YOUR SOUL FOR GOD" YUMM

9) The "I missed" on "I missed it 20 long years ago" was very harsh, as was "mouthful" in "mouthful of bread. LOOOVE thankyou Chris. "any other" in "treated me like any other" apparently was very gorgeous. I dont remember how but thats what I have written. Then i just wrote "Holy shit". He also was sobbing a little bit between "One word from him" and "offers me my freedom" which was lovely. Then i wrote "Chris ate jesus" so thats a high commendment

10) the bassline in At The End Of The Day is so delicious always

11) I kept seeing tom hext and harry lake in the ensemble (it was, uh, a bit thin  male ensemble-wise)

12) synth tones as usual heavenly I LOVE SYNTHESISERS!!!

13) the foreman was northern which was kind of funny #northrepresent

14) i think someone dropped somethijg offstage just before I Dreamed A Dream lmfao

15) Now i know that Fantine's wig cost £4000 i kind of appreciate it more. Doing my part

16) KATIE'S VOICE IS DIVIIIINE the low note she hits on "tear your hope apart" is ssoosooooooo goooode i get goosebumps bro

17) harry lake was the 2nd guy in lovely ladies though thought that was funny. He got his arse slapped on the "if you want to take all year" line . Giggled

18) javert big ass hat with the feather 😭😭😭😭😭

19) he was throwing some bitchy ass glances at the other policeman (who was harry lake. Btw) when fantine was begging whats his problem. His faces were so fun to watch hes so expressive. Hes also delightfully imposing

20)  not very homoerotic at the cart although they did get dangerously close on "brand upon his skin".

21) i loved Jordan's performance honestly, he was very curt and harsh in his lines. Makes you want to cower away when he speaks

22) i cant remember when, but Chris spat a lil during Who Am I ans i wrote "spittin a bit there Chris. Hit that shit"

23) Katie was so wonderfully and convincingly weak for Come To Me ouuhhh my heart

24) I liked the little detail of Valjean looking over his shoulder a lot when he was with Fantine... ughhhghhhhhh

25) THE LOW NOTE JORDAN HIT 🤤🤤🤤🤤 different chainn

26) good strangle. Didnt fuck it up! He was stood up rather than knelt or laid like javert usually is but thats probably a Jordan thing since ive seen Stewart thebother times. He stood up quite fast rather than writing around a bit like stewart does and thenWIPED HIS MOUTH cool whagever. Then valjean kneed him in the balls at the tousle at the end lmfao

27) TOMMMM😍😍😍 i love his thenardier withbhis gruff voice lol. He did a little shimmy on "content to be" looove. I love his gay little dance he does with his pointed toes. And he flashed the gentleman guest at the start. As usual he does the bisexual thing. He flashes everyone again after mme thenardier's "whats happened since" someones gotta stop him bro

28) chris was so gentle with cosette i could cry .

29) tom hext thenardier does this thing where he's asleep when valjean comes in until he says "pay" at which he wakes up with a snort. Love

30) cosette runs to valjean  when he starts reassuring her when the thenardiers are trying to get him to spend more money snd it warmed my heart

31) tom squeaking "monsieur" in "one of our own monsieur" tickled me hes so funny. Also the jazz hands after "christians must do". I did keep getting blinded by his shiny shoe buckles though

32) chris was delightfully harsh on "too long to Forget" get his ass valjean

33) THE HUG AFTERWARDS WAS SOOOOO CUTE VALJEAN WAS CLEARLY SO TOUCHED UGGHHH IT WAS SO LOVELY I LOVETHAT SCENE SO MUCH

34) LOVE YOU HARRIUS his face when he sees cosette is so nice hes so good bruh

35) JAVERT IS HUUGE ITS CRAZZYZYYYYY especially  in that coat and the hat ohmt god dude

36) when thenardier pipes up after valjean runs off from javert he steps forward and gets choked a little itwas great. The way he goes up to javert to lean on him and the slide on his voice on "told you so" as well when he walks backwards lmfaoaoooo

37) stars was GORGEOUS . I mainly made very messy notes on Jordan's inflections during the song because i like the different delivery choices.... "face to face" was quite soft which i liked. The quick slide on "fall in flames" was delish.. hissed "scarce" and "silent" on "silent and sure". HOLY SHIT also his expressions, so good. Stewart is largely kind of deadpan just with a furrowed brow but jordan's face is all over the place its delightful. Also "bars" in "safe behind bars" was SO powerful and low ohhhhh his voice bruh. Bloody hell

38) marius' blank ass stupid ass smile when he offers the money to eponine its so fucking funny

39) i think the foreman is rhe ssame guy as grantaire but i do Not know. He did a silly giggle after "some wine and say what's going on" which i liked

40) i wrote "marius is so [see below image]" which lke ueah he was. Nothing behind his eyes at all. Love you harrius

41) i absolutely LOVE djavan as enjolras hes very engaging and shit i LOVE him . Dont even care about les amis that much but djavan is great at getting me to gaf about enjolras i cant lie. Hes so good

42) i wrote "harmonies. I came" do you hear the people sing getting me good as always

43) cosette was still shaky im so sorry girl i dont like her voice very much😭 great voice very talented her vibrato is just all over im so sorry

44) shamefully, i had to write "cosette your dad fit as fuck"  when he appeared for heart full of love lmfao

45) he was quite harsh on "better unsaid" ..😔 contrasted the otherwise gentle deljveries for the rest kf the show

46) marius looks constantly, like, aghast and bewildered and stunned by the fact that cosette is looking at him and i loved that. Bless him. Love you harry

47) babet always cracks me up whats his deal. Also in attack on rue plumet there was a guitar riff after "why's she hanging about you" giggled

48) felt a bit 4th wall-y when valjean was saying his plan to escape idk. Hello vro❤

49) enjolras' bit in one day more will always fuck. I got goosebumps so bad when he came in bruhhhh. FUUUUUUCCCCKKK I LOVE ONE DAY MORE

ACT 2

50) not much exr chemistry  surprisingly. Tom hext clearly doing the heavy lifting for the enjoltaire fandom

51) AMENA I LOVEYOUUUUUUU GOD HER VOICE IS SO GORGEOUS I LOVE HEERRRRRR goosebumbppsss

52) never getting over the barricade reveal . As a techie the lighting makes me geek the fuck out bro. Id say it gave me a boner but would that be going too far. Anyway the lights were bright and i could finally see clearly what i was writing for a bit lol

53) i wrote "byron for army general 2025 i dont know why because my voice is nowhere as good as that. I am the biggest fan of those bits though its so catchy i love it. They really went harsh on the Guns or DIE!!!!!! looove

54) the only one taller than javert is enjolras and i find this hilarious

55) JAVERT WITH THE DARK RED RIBBON IN HIS HAIR i said "dorothycore" later in the evening. Also his sideeye to gavroche when he was being ratted out was funny

56) HARRY SO GENTLE IN FALL OF RAIN OHHMY GOD DUDE THEIR DUET WAS SO TENDER AND HIS FACE OF DISBELIEF AND SHOCK WHEN EPONINE DIES WAS SO HEARTBREAKING FUCCKKKKK

57) "javert slutty red waistcoat" he had a deep red waistcoat to match his hair ribbon. Ir was kinda unbuttoned off his shoulder when he was dragged back out okayyyyyyyy

58) chris delightfully harsh when he says "give me the spy" yesssss bro yessss

59) NOT AS HOMOEROTIC AS ID LIKED BUT AGAIN  SCHOOLS MATINÉE TUESDAY REALLY SET THE BAR HIGH😭 valjean did grab javert lapels though and hold them until "i'm a man. Held out hope in my soul my psychic mind beams would cause them to kiss like my comic but alas! Also as usual javert very expressive. Yummm.

60) gavroche and grantaire's friendship for evarrrrr. Theyr so fire

61) chris was so lovelyand delightfully soft for bring him home HE ABSOLUTELY HIT THAT SHIT, IF I DIE... BROOO... i thimk i prefer milan still but chris absokutelt did NOT disappoint.

62) did not shit myself this time when gavroche died. Winning

63) djavan's voice as always insanely good its insane dude holee fuck hes so good brugh

64) when grantaire died he qas kinda hanging off the side in a really awkward spot and i think javert stood on him a lil when climbing down the barricade lol. On that note hes still so fucking big its crazy im obsessed. Also Again with the cross over gavroche's body though godbless

65) kind of looked like tom's mic wasnt on his head properly in the sewers but whatever thats just a techie nitpick of mine. He sounded great as usual though no problems just looked a bit odd lol. He kicks marius on "stiffs at my feet" poor guy

66) javert raised his brows and bulged his eyes on "i wont be swayed" i just had to note that because of how good it was. His expressions seriously so enchanting

67) the heavy breathing and kinda growling before soliloquy dude ohhmy gourd. Hell yes brother. His hair was so good too his wig is slightly curly and its like all over his shoulders and shit whenever he brought his chin back it kind of cowled his face and it was delectable . His EYES .............. as a bulging eyes javert truther it was sso good. Great inflection on "i am the law", "valjean", "dominion", "insTEAD"..... soft on "gave me my life" which i LOVED, as well as delivering "heart of stone" in such a deeply sad tone which was so good bro ohhmy god. "Killed me" was very harsh LOVE! he absolutely GROWLED "world of jean valjean" hellooooooooo bruhhh

68) HARRY LAKE WHEN I GET YOU HARRY LAKE. the low notes on "tomorrow never came" get outtttt. "Theres a grief that cant be spoken" whole line got my heart torn apart . He deliverwd it SO emotionally it got me screaminf crying. Also he was kind of harsh on "don't ask me" which i LOOOVED.

69) dont really know how to describe it but chris' valjean i liked himmmm he felt like ? Quite .. mature ? Well duh cause hes like old ass man . He played it wonderfully anguished as he was confessing to marius, got more anguished as he went on until the "who am i" ouuughhhhhhh . He was delightfully desperate and frantic when he was asking marius to keep the secret too, shaking his shoulders a little and all bro ohhhmy

70) HARRY SO HANDSOME IN HIS SUIT 😊😊😊😊🥰 HIS SMILE ALSO i might be a little bit in love with him but what evarrrr lol

71) THE THENARDIERS AS ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL stole the show. Tom's spin when he gets punched by marius omg so good . GAY ASS DANCING .... plus return of the funny little toe dance he does in master of the house. He did a little pose on "paris at my feet" which i loved. The pose:

72) chris' frail voice OUCH. so gentle. He was like muttering into cosette's hair when she kneeled in front of him i was going craaaaaazzzzyyyyyyyyy bro kmsss. The way he delivered the "i will try" was so fucking heartwrenching cause he sounded so earnest and final  and like the smile he gave her ohmy god i was tweaking so bad HRURRYUYYGGGHHHHHH he whuspered "its a story" as he handed her the book. Suicide tomorrow gang⁉️

73) nearly cried i cant lie. NEARLY. i didnt but nearly. Goosebumps on that final note ugh OUGH eugghhh. Anyway yeah final  verdict this cast fucked amen 🌈🌈 harrius and tomardier on top

[chic-a-gigot]

La Mode nationale, no. 272, 11 juillet 1891, Paris. No. 1. — Costumes de bains de mer. Bibliothèque nationale de France

(1) Costume de bain, en anacoste bleu-marine. Corsage froncé, décolleté en carré sous un galon blanc fantaisie. Jupe courte, garnie de deux galons et d'une ceinture semblable. Pantalons au-dessous du genou. Grand chapeau de paille. Grand manteau de bain en tissu éponge.

(1) Swimming suit, in navy blue anacoste. Gathered bodice, square neckline under fancy white braid. Short skirt, trimmed with two braids and a similar belt. Trousers below the knee. Large straw hat. Large terry cloth bath coat.

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(2) Costume de bain forme marine, en lainage crème. Corsage ouvert sur une chemisette crème et bleue, encadré dans un revers de lainage bleu, se terminant au bas du corsage, boutonné. Pantalons courts, garnis par une bande bleue. Manches semblables à la chemisette. Souliers de bain, attachés en cothurnes. Chapeau de paille blanche et bleue, posé sur un bonnet de toile cirée.

(2) Navy swimsuit, in cream wool. Open bodice over a cream and blue shirt, framed in a blue woolen cuff, ending at the bottom of the bodice, buttoned. Short pants, trimmed with a blue band. Sleeves similar to the shirt. Bathing shoes, tied into buskins. White and blue straw hat, placed on an oilcloth cap.

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(3) Costume marin pour jeune fille. Blouse en lainage bleu foncé, à larges revers crème, brodés d'ancres bleues, entourant un plastron héraldiquement brodé. Jupe plissée tout autour, brodée d'ancres dans le bas, retenue à la taille sous une ceinture crème. Chapeau de paille, très enlevé, doublé par du tulle à pois plissé, avec ancre brodée. Nœud comète en dessus.

(3) Sailor suit for young girl. Dark blue woolen blouse, with wide cream lapels, embroidered with blue anchor, surrounding a heraldically embroidered bib. Skirt pleated all around, embroidered with anchors at the bottom, held at the waist under a cream belt. Straw hat, very stylish, lined with pleated polka dot tulle, with embroidered anchor. Comet knot above.

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(4) Costume italien pour enfant, fille ou garçon, de 4 à 5 ans. Blouse drapée en lainage rayé blanc et rouge, retenue à la taille par une écharpe nouée sur le devant. Grand col blanc retombant dans le dos, et en pointe devant. Chapeau de paille blanche, pointée de rouge, avec fond arlequin en lainage blanc et rouge.

(4) Italian suit for children, girls or boys, 4 to 5 years old. Draped blouse in white and red striped wool, held at the waist by a scarf tied at the front. Large white collar falling in the back, and pointed in front. White straw hat, tipped with red, with harlequin background in white and red wool.

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(5) Costume de lainage ivoire uni. Corsage à petites basques, sans petits côtés, entouré par une petite frange boule. Manches bouffantes du haut, serrées dans le bas. Jupe drapée devant et plissée à larges plis derrière. Chapeau de paille blanche, entouré par un froufrou de mousseline de soie ivoire, avec nœud de ruban rouge en crest derrière.

(5) Plain ivory wool suit. Bodice with small basques, without small sides, surrounded by a small ball fringe. Puff sleeves at the top, tight at the bottom. Skirt draped at the front and pleated with wide pleats at the back. White straw hat, surrounded by a frill of ivory silk chiffon, with a red ribbon bow in the crest behind.

Métrage: 9 mètres lainage, grande largeur.

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(6) Toilette de lainage rouge. Corsage-jaquette fermé et boutonné, à grandes basques, le tout garni de petit velours noir et de boutons blancs. Col rabattu, poches de velours sur les côtés. Jupe plate devant, plissée derrière, brodée en soie noire dans le bas devant, au-dessus de l'ourlet. Chapeau de paille, à bords enlevés, orné sur le côté par un fouillis de gaze de soie rouge.

(6) Red woolen ensemble. Closed and buttoned bodice-jacket, with large basques, all trimmed with small black velvet and white buttons. Turn-down collar, velvet pockets on the sides. Flat skirt at the front, pleated at the back, embroidered in black silk at the bottom of the front, above the hem. Straw hat, with removed brims, decorated on the side with a mess of red silk gauze.

Métrage: 8 mètres lainage rouge, grande largeur.

[cressthebest]

Tender Curiosities, Baby! thoughts pt. 5

chapter 6 (final):

1. just throwing in the fact that barty does coke now 😭😭

2. damn it switched to smut so fast. it’s written well tho

3. i always love whenever the gang calls each other just to talk

4. 😐 babes, why are you fucking instead of talking about your problems? fantastically written btw but. babes.

5. evan and james’ friendship>>>>>>

6. !!!! they’re gonna go scare pandora and frank!!

7. 😳 i forget evan and barty can be scary

8. i forgot about the severed cows tongue they’re gonna leave on pandoras doorstep 😭😭😭

9. “The last time Barty had sex with Evan the thought of being married to him made him cum so hard that he blacked out for at least thirty seconds. Possibly longer.”

Damn. well. that sure is a statement. AT LEAST I PROBABLY GET TO READ FHE PROPOSAL ANS MARRIAGE! FUCK YEAH

10. awwwwww i’m literally crying. barty is all shy and nervous about proposing

11. AWWWW THEY PROPOSED!!!!!

12. they want to get married with elvis in the room 😭😭 they’re so chaotic

13. barty just dragged a random stranger in to the chapel to witness the wedding 😭😭😭 wtf

14. the gathering storm realization. nooo i’m literally sobbing. this chapter is so funny and happy, and then they bring up gathering storm.

15. their heist plan is so chaotic 😭😭 they want to lower james down from the ceiling with a rope in a plan called “operation spider”

16. “Barty and Evan both believed that improvisation and running away as fast as humanly possible could solve just about anything.” dude, regulus would be so pissed at you

17. james got the gathering storm and is crying. my babyyyyy

18. “What a tender and curious thing that was to imagine.”

ITS ALL OVER NOOOOOOO. the ahb universe was literally one of the best i’ve ever read tho. kudos author, fantastic job.

on that note, it feels like a good time to once again remind: to NOT BIND THE AUTHOR’S FIC. DO NOT SELL COPIES OF IT. respect the laws regarding fanfic and respect the author’s work. we were given this for free and we should NOT take that for granted. be kind, be respectful, and be thankful

[jamie-tv]

01/11/2024 (French)

Aujourd'hui, je suis un peu fatigué, donc j'ai pas fait grand-chose. Mais il y a deux jours, j'ai regardé le film Amélie (2001) avec mon mari, alors j'ai décidé de l'utiliser pour étudier. Cet aprèm, j'ai trouvé environ huit vidéos sur YouTube sur le film et je les ai utilisées pour trouver du nouveau vocabulaire ou des phrases courantes. Voici mes notes tirées de ces vidéos : Croiser - pass by Ça arrive - It happens Ça t’est déjà arrivé ? - Has that ever happened to you? Ça m’arrive de temps en temps - That happens to me sometimes C’est comme si... - it’s as if Rendre visite - visit a person Futur proche = utilisé plus fréquemment que le futur simple à l'oral On = utilisé plus fréquemment que « nous » dans les conversations Un type - a guy (slang) En gros - basically Bref - long story short Au fur et à mesure - bit by bit Une ardoise - tab or slate Un chef-d’œuvre - masterpiece

Les expressions du temps : Dans + durée - pour exprimer le temps qui nous sépare d’un événement qui n'a pas encore eu lieu e.g. Le film commence dans 5 minutes. e.g. Dans 48 heures, le destin d’Amélie Poulain va basculer.

Depuis + durée / date - pour exprimer la durée d’un événement qui continue au moment où l’on parle e.g. Je vis à Londres depuis 2015 (date) e.g. Je vis à Londres depuis 9 ans (durée du temps) e.g. La femme du voisin, dans le coma depuis des mois… e.g. Depuis toujours !

En + durée - pour indiquer le temps nécessaire pour accomplir une action e.g. J’ai fait ma valise en 10 minutes e.g. En une seconde, tout revint à la mémoire de Bretodeau

Pendant - pour exprimer la durée d’une action (dans le présent, le passé ou le futur) e.g. J’ai attendu pendant une heure e.g. J’avais pris du crack pendant que j’étais enceinte.

Ça fait + durée - pour indiquer le temps qui nous sépare d’un événement passé et accompli e.g. Ça fait un an que je n’ai pas voyagé e.g. Ça fait vingt ans qu’il évite de sortir de chez lui e.g. Ça fait longtemps qu’il fait cette collection ?

Il y a - pour indiquer la durée entre un événement passé et accompli et le moment où l’on parle e.g. Il y a 10 ans, je vivais à Paris e.g. Il y a une quarantaine d’années

Pour + durée - pour expliquer une durée dans le futur e.g. Je pars pour 10 jours.

La plupart de ces informations ne sont pas nouvelles pour moi, mais les vidéos étaient bonnes pour les révisions et pour une journée moins oú j'étais moins motivé.

[demonslayerscript]

How to count people in Japanese

1 person : 一人（ひとり/hitori）  ×いちにん

2 people : 二人（ふたり/futari）　×ににん

3 people : 三人（さんにん/san-nin）

4 people : 四人（よにん/yo-nin）　×よんにん、しにん(Never read as “しにん”, as it means 死人： dead person)

5 people : 五人（ごにん/go-nin）

6 people : 六人（ろくにん/roku-nin）

7 people : 七人（ななにん/nana-nin or しちにん/shichi-nin）

8 people : 八人（はちにん/hachi-nin）

9 people : 九人（きゅうにん/kyu-nin or くにん/ku-nin）

10 people : 十人（じゅうにん/ju-nin）

11 people : 十一人（じゅういちにん/ju-ichi-nin）×じゅうひとり

12 people : 十二人（じゅうににん/ju-ni-nin）×じゅうふたり

13 people : 十三人（じゅうさんにん/ju-san-nin）

14 people : 十四人（じゅうよにん/ju-yo-nin）×じゅうよんにん、じゅうしにん

15 people : 十五人（じゅうごにん/ju-go-nin）

16 people : 十六人（じゅうろくにん/ju-roku-nin）

17 people : 十七人（じゅうななにん/ju-nana-nin or じゅうしちにん/ju-shichi-nin）

18 people : 十八人（じゅうはちにん/ju-hachi-nin）

19 people : 十九人（じゅうきゅうにん/ju-kyu-nin or じゅうくにん/ju-ku-nin）

20 people : 二十人（にじゅうにん/niju-nin）

21 people : 二十一人（にじゅういちにん/niju-ichi-nin）×にじゅうひとり

22 people : 二十二人（にじゅうににん/niju-ni-nin）×にじゅうふたり

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There is one more way of counting, with “名（mei）”.

For example, when you enter a restaurant for dinner, the waiter will ask, “何名様ですか？(Nan-mei-sama desuka?)” which means “How many people are there?”

The difference between “人(nin)” and “名(mei)” is that “人(nin)” is just for counting, and “名(mei)” is used for groups or organizations whose members are identifiable, such as number of attendants of the meeting, number of guests reserved at the hotel, number of guests at the wedding, and so on.

In case of “名(mei)”, reading way of counting is simply number + 名(mei).

1 person : 一名（いちめい/ichi-mei）

2 people : 二名（にめい/ni-mei）

3 people : 三名（さんめい/san-mei）

4 people : 四名（よんめい/yon-mei） ×しめい

5 people : 五名（ごめい/go-mei）

6 people : 六名（ろくめい/roku-mei）

7 people : 七名（ななめい/nana-mei） 〇しちめい/shichi-mei(It’s right but confusing with いちめい/ichi-mei)

8 people : 八名（はちめい/hachi-mei）

9 people : 九名（きゅうめい/kyu-mei）　×くめい

10 people : 十名（じゅうめい/ju-mei）

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(The last digit of any number beyond that is the same as above.)

If you feel it hard, you can use just “人(nin)” anytime. It’s enough if you can understand “名(mei)” when you hear it.

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From the episode 20 “Pretend Family”…

しのぶ「可愛いお嬢さん、あなたは何人殺しましたか？」

Shinobu “Kawaii Ojosan, anatawa nan-nin koroshi-mashitaka?”

Shinobu “Sweet young girl, how many people have you killed?”

姉蜘蛛「……五人。……でも命令されて、仕方なかったのよ」

Ane-Gumo “……Go-nin. ……Demo meirei sarete, shikata nakatta-noyo.”

Big Sister Spider Demon “Five. But I was ordered to! I had no choice!”

しのぶ「嘘は吐(つ)かなくて大丈夫ですよ。わかってますから。さっきうちの隊員を繭にした術さばき、見事でした。八十人は喰っていますよね？」

Shinobu “Usowa tsuka-nakute daijobu desuyo. Wakatte-masu-kara. Sakki uchino Taiin’o mayuni shita jutsu-sabaki, migoto deshita. Hachiju-ninwa kutte imasu-yone?”

Shinobu “There’s no need to lie about it. Because I already know. That spell you cast to turn one of our men into a cocoon was most impressive! You’ve devoured at least eighty humans, haven’t you?”

姉蜘蛛「……喰ってないわ、そんなに。殺したのは五人よ」

Ane-Gumo “……Kutte-naiwa, sonnani. Koroshita-nowa go-nin’yo.”

Big Sister Spider Demon “No, of course I haven’t eaten that many. I only killed those five.”

しのぶ「私は西の方から来ましたよ。お嬢さん、西です。山の西側では、大量に繭がぶら下がっているのを見て来ました。中に捕らわれた人々は液状に溶けて全滅。その場所だけでも、繭玉は十四個ありました。十四人、死んでるんです」

Shinobu “Watashiwa nishino-hokara kima-shitayo. Ojosan, nishi desu. Yamano nishi-gawa-dewa, tairyoni mayuga bura-sagatte-iru-no’o mite-kimashita. Nakani tora-wareta hito-bitowa eki-joni tokete zen-metsu. Sono basho-dake-demo, mayu-damawa ju-yon-ko ari-mashita. Ju-yo-nin, shin-derun-desu.”

Shinobu “But I came here from the west, you know. The west, my dear. On the west side of the mountain, I saw hordes of cocoons hanging from the trees. The human captives inside had been liquefied. All massacred. In that spot alone, I counted at least fourteen cocoons. Fourteen humans. All dead.”

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[dianastrength]

Random JK-Moments I cherish #2

gAnZ SeLtEn kommt es ja vor, dass ich mir alte JK-Videos anschaue und mit zunehmendem ✨ brainrot ✨ fallen mir dabei mehr und mehr Momente auf, die ich festhalten möchte, einfach weil.

Heute: "Duellchen um die Weltchen - Studiospiel - DUDW" (Quelle: YouTube)

1. Wie Klaas auf den Mini-Buzzer aufmerksam macht, weil "das der Joko ja immer witzig findet, wenn Sachen kleiner sind als in echt", und dann selig grinsend dabei zusieht, wie Joko sich freut.

2. Wasserflasche exen, die Erste.

Jeannine fragt, ob Klaas seinen Schluckreflex ausschalten könne, und Klaas sagt: "Ne, ich hab' geschluckt, die ganze Zeit."

Draraufhin lacht Joko, kurz und vollkommen lautlos, UND DANN Klaas' Blick im Close-Up. WAS ist das? Wirklich, ich frage mich das, seit ich das Video das erste Mal gesehen habe. Offensichtlich ist es die Reaktion auf Joko, aber...es ist überhaupt nichts von "Ja, haha, schlucken, witzig, Winterscheidt", sondern so...weich?? So seltsam weich, so beinahe deplatziert privat weich?? Plus dieses schiefe Grinsen, was alles ist, aber nicht cracky. Eher wissend?? Als würde da nonverbal gerade sehr viel mehr passieren?? (Bin das nur ich? 🫣)

3. Klaas' "Kann ich hier würfeln oder auf dem Ding?"-Fail und wie sowohl Joko, als auch Jeannine ihren Spaß daran haben.

4. Wie sie beide fast gleichzeitig das verpackte Schloss auswählen und beide für einen Moment nur ans Triumphieren und nicht ans Buzzern denken.

5. Klaas, der betonen muss, dass er sich ja auch wehgetan hat.

6. Klaas, der Joko anlächelt, nachdem der ihm sagt, dass er ihm bei seiner Spielnachfrage vorher nicht zugehört hat. (Okay, Klaas)

7. Jeannines "Uiuiui, Bilder im Kopf" zu Jokos Wattebausch-Nose-Dive-Skills 😅👑

8. Joko, der ein Kinderpflaster bekommt und Klaas, der die Witz-Vorlage scheinbar irgendwie bewusst nicht nutzt.

9. Das Anflirten (Jeannines Bezeichnung, nAtÜrLiCh nicht meine) kurz bevor die Wand wieder hochfährt. (Ich möchte nur auf das völlig unwichtige Detail hinweisen, dass Klaas angefangen hat.)

10. Wasserflasche exen, die Zweite.

Klaas, der sehr süß grinst, weil er Joko sehr witzig findet.

Klaas, der Joko beim Trinken nicht aus den Augen lässt - klar, er muss ja wissen, wie viel Zeit er noch hat - und, MEINEN Augen nach, ein minimales Schmunzeln im Kauen versteckt.

11. Joko rülpst und Klaas freut sich.

12. Jeannine: "Jokochen gewinnt gegen Klaaschen" 😌

[kathastrophen]

Kathis (lengthy and biased) Blind ermitelt Folgen Ranking

(@a-different-equation 's ranking hat mich auch ml nachdenken lassen - things escalated)

Platz 11: Folge 9 - Mord an der Donau

I hate this episode with a burning passion. Na ja. Ganz so heftig vielleicht nicht, aber ugh. Der Fall interessiert mich null, genauso wenig die Episodenrollen. Hätten sie ihn ganz ans Theater verlegt (Eifersucht, um erhaltene Rollen etc. wäre doch ein gutes Motiv), hätte er mir mehr Spaß gemacht. Da hätte man doch auch schön mit den Bildungsgegensätzen von Alex und Niko spielen können (und vielleicht reinbringen, dass Niko es überraschenderweise mag?) So sind das Theater und der Wagenplatz zwei Welten, die irgendwie nebeneinander existieren.

Warum sagt Laura, dass Tina ihre Bekannte ist und interagiert dann nicht ein Mal mit ihr? Warum sagt sie, dass Alex Niko zu Hause lassen soll?

Warum ist Alex bei der erneuten Betrachtung der Gegenstände des zweiten Toten so ungeduldig und genervt?

Tamara als random love interest ist wirklich genau das: random. Am meisten stößt mir aber Nikos Verhalten dabei auf. Warum weiß er ihren Namen nicht? Warum bedroht er ihren Taxifahrer? Das ist so out of character. (Genauso wie die Sache mit dem kalten Schnitzelbrötchen.) Tamara kriegt dann für ein Ein-Episoden-Love-Interest zwar recht viele Eigenschaften, aber daraus wird nichts gemacht und sie ist in der nächsten Folge wieder vergessen. So why should I care for her?

Ich finde alle verhalten sich äußerst OOC und Philipp und Andreas spielen in der Folge irgendwie super lustlos.

Die einzigen Momente, die diese Folge redeemen sind das Schnitzelbraten am Anfang und Alex' Szenen mit Jenni.

Platz 10: Folge 8 - Tod im Weinberg

Once again: Den Fall durchblickt man halt nach Minute eins.

Die ganze Handkamera ist super ätzend, genauso wie diese ewige Szene mit der Geldübergabe, die sich für mich immer so anfühlt, als hätten sie irgendwie die Minuten vollkriegen müssen, weil der Fall nicht trägt.

Immerhin unaufgeregte Gay Representation (Ich lebe für Alex' kleines "Ah!", wenn er mit Laura im Restaurant ist.). Minuspunkte dafür, dass einer der Mörder ist und sie alles verlieren.

Schöne Bilder, wenn sie da in der Ruine von dem Jagdschloss sind, aber ja. Die Folge ist so nichtssagend irgendwie.

Wofür natürlich niemand was kann, was aber trotzdem schade ist: Dass Andreas irgendwas am Auge hatte während der Drehzeit und es deswegen weniger Niko/Alex Szenen gibt.

On the plus side: Nikos neue Haarsituation und natürlich das fucking Ende !!

Platz 9: Folge 2 - Blutsbande

Ein Fall, den man als geübter Krimi-Gucker halt wieder schnell durchblickt, besonders mit Sabin Tambrea als Bösewicht.

Aber eigentlich hat diese Folge gute Momente: Ich mag Nikos und Sophies Date - Das fühlt sich echt an. Wir erfahren recht viel über Alex' und Sophies Familiensituation. Alex in distress, der einfach mal die Schallplatte durchbricht. Die Trompete. Die beiden Hoschis aus Berlin, und Alex, der ohne mit der Wimper zu zucken Nikos Schulden bezahlt.

Trotzdem keine Folge, die ich mag, weil diese plötzlich auftauchende Halbschwester einfach keinen Impact hat.

Platz 8: Folge 4 - Zerstörte Träume

Die Folge will einfach zu viel: Drogensüchtige Banker, Drogenhandel über Fiaker und das Darknet, untergetauchte Ex-Banker, betrogene Bankkunden, Finanzskandale, Sophie im Koma, Solveigh als Sophies gute Freundin. Like chill.

Ansonsten ist sie halt.. solide I guess.

Ich mag, dass es Mal 'ne Folge im Sommer ist und Alex, der Sophie vorsingt ist halt herzig.

Platz 7: Folge 3 - Haus der Lügen

Solider whodunit, Alex undercover, Internatssetting (aus dem sie mehr hätten machen können).

Was mir aber besser gefällt, ist alles, was nebenher passiert: Sophies Sorge um Alex, dass er (wie sie) allein endet, und der Streit daraus. Ihre ungewollte Kinderlosigkeit und Alex' Empathie. Das sind so kurze Szenen, die aber so schön ihre Geschwister-Beziehung abbilden.

Niko, der wieder spielen geht (Weil Alex ein Date hat !!!) und der sich Sophie öffnet und weinen darf.

Alex, der sich erlaubt zu daten (ja ja, alles nur aus Plotgründen) und ich mag diese Date-Szene wirklich. Diese andere Seite, die wir da mit dem aufgeregten Alex sehen dürfen, seine Unsicherheit in dieser Situation, wie zart er mit Lotta ist und ja, auch die Sexszene - das gefällt mir außerordentlich gut.

Und Niko, der versteht und den beiden diesen kleinen Moment am Ende gewährt. Eh Niko, der Alex die ganze Zeit Komplimente macht und ich will immer noch wissen, wie er an Alex' Dating Profil kommt.

Platz 6: Folge 6 - Tod im Prater

Sue me, dass ich die so niedrig ranke, aber sorry - Ich halts immer nicht aus, wie lange gebraucht wird, bis sie drauf kommen, dass die Frau 'ne Affäre mit 'ner anderen Frau hat. Als wäre das so undenkbar.

Davon abgesehen ist natürlich der Prater an sich und das Prater-Date das absolute Highlight.

Außerdem schöne Entwicklung auf der Horizontalen, dass Alex jetzt offizieller  Sonderermittler ist und eine eigene pretty pretty Wohnung hat.

Platz 5: Folge 10 - Tod im Kaffeehaus

Scherf und Bollinger werden genauso random aus dem Hut gezaubert, wie Solveigh in Folge 4 und deswegen bleibt meine emotionale Verbundenheit zu den beiden Figuren einfach bei ungefähr null. Das Bollinger was damit zu tun hat, weiß man natürlich schnell, weil Martin Brambach natürlich der bekannteste Schauspieler ist und das halt nicht zu Spannung beiträgt.

Dafür ist Luna bzw. ihre Schauspielerin mein absolutes Highlight der Folge! Ich finde sie spielt zwischen den ganzen Erwachsenen wahnsinnig souverän und realistisch und ich hab das Gefühl, das das wirklich eine echte, leicht genervte und rebellische Teenagerin ist. Chapeau! Außerdem: Seid ihr ein Paar? ist einfach on point.

Alex und Nikos Streit: Ich hatte ja im Vorhinein wahnsinnig mixed feelings deswegen und hab sie auch irgendwie immer noch? Also dieses Argument "Die haben sich halt zu gut verstanden in den letzten Folgen" ist... dämlich at best. Weil, deswegen schau ich das doch! Weil da zwei (gestandene) Männer sind, die sich mögen. Punkt. Und die füreinander da sind und deren Beziehung facettenreich ist.

Es wirklich für mich schon out of character, dass Alex direkt am Anfang diese Chef-Freund-Sache so betont. Brudi, du sagst ständig mein Lieber zu Niko, du übergibst ihm nach 5 Minuten den Schlüssel zu deinem Herzen zum Ghia, du zahlst seine Schulden, du vertraust diesem Fremden dein Leben an.

In sich, in der Logik der Folge (deren Arbeitstitel "Eine Frage der Freundschaft" so viel besser ist), find eich den Streit aber nachvollziehbar und vor allem gut gespielt. "Wir sind nie Freunde gewesen." ist so ein Hammer.

Und natürlich die Lösung des Streits, die ganze Versöhnung *chefs kiss*: "Du bist das Herz in dieser Beziehung." (Ich kann ohne dich nicht leben.) Ist einfach die schönste Liebeserklärung.

(Wer hat noch mindestens einmal gedacht, dass das 'ne Prideflagge ist, da am Schlüsselanhänger?)

Platz 4: Folge 5 - Lebendig begraben

Alex, der denkt es ginge um ihm - get prooved wrong, idiot. Nikos Gentleman's Club! Aurelio Monacco. Die beiden Kugeln am Ende und Niko ist kein Nebengeräusch. Brandtner als in seiner Wahnwelt gefangener Racheengel.

Ich mag den Drive in der Folge einfach gerne, die passt einfach von vorn bis hinten für mich und ich kann gar nicht so genau festmachen, woran es liegt.

Platz 3: Folge 7 - Die nackte Kaiserin

Mein einziger Kritikpunkt an dieser Folge ist, dass mir die Szene auf dem Ball tatsächlich zu lang geht.

Alles andere ist fantastisch. Der Sissi-Bezug, queer und PoC Representation, ohne dass ein Ding draus gemacht wird. Niko, der vorurteilsfrei in der Gay-Bar hockt. Die Arbeitsehe (und dass wir wissen, wer die Hosen an hat und dass es Niko gefällt.) Noch schönere Shots, als in Tod im Prater (ganz besonders die Gartenszene, Alex und Niko sind da so schön gefilmt). So viele Touches und bickering zwischen Niko und Alex. Sie sind so married in dieser Folge.

Platz 2: Folge 11 -Tod im Palais

Fangen wir mit meinen Kritikpunkten an: Die Schauspielerin von Zoe ist im Vergleich leider wirklich schwach und die Szene mit Niko im Konzert ist wahnsinnig unfair Niko als Figur gegenüber. Und die schwache Parallele mit Autounfall - Anschlag.

Aber sonst: Der mehrfache Rückgriff auf Folge eins ist unfassbar gut. Alex, der die Erinnerung an Kara verliert. Alex' Beichte in der Kirche (ich hab mein Portemonnaie absichtlich bei dir vergessen, weil ich wusste, dass ich dich brauche, wenn ich wieder schwach werde.), Alex kennt alle von Nikos Verfehlungen. Niko in distress (immer gut einfach), das (etwas randomne) Fechten, aber wer bin ich mich darüber zu beschweren? Und natürlich, natürlich diese ganze Zeichen-Szene. Wow. Wie weich Niko und Alex da zueinander sein dürfen, ganz ohne Ironieebene oder das es in irgendeinen no homo Schiene gerät (eh für mich über alle Folgen hinweg so schön zu sehen, dass das nie passiert) und "Sieht es dir ähnlich?" - "Ist das wichtig?" hach hach hach.

In der Folge fühlen die beiden sich wieder so sehr nach einer Einheit nach einem married couple an, dass es eine reine Freude ist. Und dass obwohl sie miteinander in Konflikt geraten, sind sie einander so zugewandt.

Weiteres Highlight: Lassmanns Feier. What's not to love about that?

Platz 1: Folge 1 - Die toten Mädchen von Wien

Was für ein starker Auftakt! Ja, der Fall ist drüber, aber das finde ich gar nicht schlecht, das darf eher gerne nochmal passieren. Die Figuren sind alle so gut gezeichnet, es ist klar, wer und was sie sind, ich nehme Alex zu 100% ab, dass er ein Mann ist, der sich umbringen will.

Niko, der ungefähr 5 Sekunden braucht, um zu entscheiden, dass er diesen Fremden jetzt vor sich selbst und allen anderen beschützen muss und fünf Minuten später an dem Platz sitzt, wo eben noch Kara in Alex' Erinnerung saß. Symbolism much. Genauso wie die Tagebuch-Szene! Wie intim das ist! Ah!

Und es ist und bleibt die Folge mit der besten Musik.

(Können wir Strasser bitte nochmal sehen?)

Wünsche für kommende Folgen unter dem Cut:

- nochmal Regie von Katharina Mückstein. Bitte. Diese Frau hat einfach die Charaktere begriffen und hat ein wahnsinniges Auge für schöne Bilder (siehe auch Tatort Wien "Dein Verlust".)

- Nikos Wohnung. Gebt mir einfach irgendwas über diesen Mann, was nicht Frauen und Fußball ist. Selbst Andreas hat doch schon gesagt, dass er mal ne Folge möchte, wo mehr Niko background kommt. (Egal wie gerne ich das siebte Hobby von Alex sehen würde - schwitzend auf dem Peloton oder bei der Pflege seines Bonsais.)

- Lassmann darf mal mehr machen, als Infos zusammenzufassen und vorzutragen.

- mehr Laura-Niko und Laura-Alex Interaktionen

- Niko und Alex undercover as a couple oder mistaken as gay und sie spielen einfach mit. (Was Tatort Stuttgart in der ersten Folge kann, können die doch mal nach 11 Folgen bringen.)

- Manuel Rubey als Episodenhauptrolle (auch wenn er Philipp in seinem Podcast ganz schön geshaded hat), aber er ist einfach pretty und ein guter Schauspieler (und Österreich hat doch nur 5 davon)

- Folgen im Sommer. Reicht jetzt mal mit ewigem Herbst/Winter. Ich will die Boys im T-Shirt sehen, wie sie Drinks mit Schirmchen trinken.

[smoooothoperator]

Q&A of Dafne

a/n: Hey!! Double update today!!

I was thinking that since the next month I won't have much time to write because I'll be busy with the operas season of my city, I'll make more things like this, just to keep you guys a little busy and in that way you can know more about Dafne!

Masterlist

Pinterest

1. How does she celebrate her birthday?

When it's not in a race week, she goes to the Tuscany house with her family and buys her favourite cake, spending the day there.

When it's on race week, the team buys her a cake and she likes to take some chocolates or pastries for the team.

Jules Bianchi. He was the one who introduced her in motorsport and she owes him everything she is.

2. Who is the most important person in her life?

An oversized shirt and biker shorts when it's summer/spring and joggers and a hoodie when it's autumn/winter

3. What does she wear when she's just at home?

5. Any pets?

4.What is he house like?

Athena

Food. Any type of food

6. What will always make her smile?

"Live, Manon. Live"

7. What will always make her cry?

"Close the gate"

(if you know, you know)

Interstellar

8. What's her favorite movie?

Throne of Glass series

9. Favourite book?

Yes!

10. Does she get along with her parents?

She would be so so happy in the Sarah J. Maas universe

11. In which fictional universe would I put her?

Christmas

12. Favorite holiday?

13. Tattoos?

Her official first kiss was when she was six years old with Charles. But since it ended pretty bad, she will say that her first kiss was with one of her classmates from high school.

14. How was her first kiss like?

Jules and her grandma.

15. Have she ever lost someone she loved?

16. She finds a genie and is granted with three wishes, what does she wish for?

Who: Charles

Have another chance to be in Formula 1, have a dinner with her favorite celebrities, conceive her son in another situation.

17. She's stranded on an island ans can only have 4 items and one companion, who and what does she bring?

What: condoms (yes), a big bag of protein bars (it counts as an item, it's a bag), a lightener and water.

"you do not yield"

18. What's a quote that I associate her with?

Charles Leclerc

19. Any romantic interest?

Italian/english-ish

20. What kind of accent does she has?

The blanket with her name from when she was a baby

21. What is her most prized possession?

22. Has she ever stolen anything?

Once. When she was little she stole a bag of gummies because of a bet

taglist

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[ywpd-translations]

(Heads up, Yowapeda is going on a bit of a hiatus for the next three weeks! So there will be no new chapter until 8/3!)

Ride 737: New pedals

Pag 1

3: New... “pedals”

4: Yeah

Pag 2

1: Try using them

You'll probably be able to use them!!

Pag 3

2: Huh

3: …..!! Be able to use them!?

4: The.... pedals!?

5: Rokudai-kun

Ye-yessir, teh

The senpai of my senpai, the “super senpai”!!

6: Sorry but could you please bring here Onoda's bike?

Pag 4

1: Yessir!! Right away!!

3: So fast

3: Here!!

Thank you

Thanks

He's really so fast!! As expected of his hardcore manager spirit!!

Pag 5

1: Waaaa.... I officially touched Back-ga-.... Onoda-san's bike....!!

Why are you being all bashful by yourself now, Rokudai....

2: I'll install them right away

3: Ah-uhm

4: Uhm.... actually

I can't accept them

7: Teh!?

Onoda-san refused them..!!

Pag 6

1: You purposely cam here to encourage us, you even offered me a drink – I can't accept the “pedals” too, in addition to that!!

2: You even greeted the first years

That's plenty, thank you so much!

Onoda-san....

4: Is that so?

Yes!!

5: I thought they would suit you, Onoda, but..

Pag 7

1: I- I wanted to see the new pedals, teh...

He said “he'll be able to use them”, I wonder what that meant

2: Maybe the shape is different?

Maybe they're difficult to use? Like there are two on both sides

How would you even step on them, teh

3: I actually got these for myself....

4: With my style of pedaling I tend to lose torque near the limit, so I tried using these

5: But it didn't suit me

So I went back to use the old pedals

7: And while doing so I suddenly thought

8: That you, Onoda... your pedals

Pag 8

1: How long has it been since you last changed them...?

2: Huh

6: The pedals used for bicycles racing are consumable

Pag 9

1: When you fall, they're the first thing that hit the ground, and they're shaved by the impact

2: The structure is simple but surprisingly useful, but still metal isn't perfect

3: They receive the torque and the force from the legs, so you can say the pedals are one of the most important part of a bike

And there's no guarantee they'll never break right during an important race

4: A race...!!

5: Of course you usually bring your bike to Touji-san, and I don't think he'd fail to notice something like this

6: But, has it ever happened before that your feet unfastened during an important moment and you had troubles because of it?

Pag 10

2: …. during the Inter High's third day... at the end...

Yes, it happened....

3: You fought in the Inter High twice

4: You ran in the prefectural qualifiers, every day you use your bike for practice

5: And you're overusing it now during training camp

6: When they'll break it won't be surprising

Onoda, sometimes.... caring... isn't just about the club members....

Pag 11

1: It's about your own bike, too!!

2: The pedals I received from Teshima-san on that rainy day during training camp onmy first year

3: I asked Touji-san to fix them on my new bike, since they were important to me

5: Looking closely, they're all ruined

Pag 12

1: The bike that connects me to everyone

And what connects me to this bike

2: The pedals

3: You went to the Inter High with the pedals I gave you, and you delievered our jersey to the final gate in the end

4: Twice

And I, who gave you those pedals, also am happy and want to thank you

5: But, it's enough

They carried out their role perfectly

Pag 13

1: Let them rest

3: Waaa it's already this late!? That's bad, I got a lecture tomorrow next period

4: I have to go back!

Th- that's bad!

5: …. ah, but you refused these new pedals. I can't give them to you... you said

Ah- wa-

Ahh, what should I do

Ah-

6: Well it can't be helped

Pag 14

1: I'll forget them in the lobby and leave

4: Do your best during this training camp!

Yes- thank you so much for coming here!!

5: Say hi to the others for me, too

6: Share those with everyone and eat them

Pag 15

1: Thank you so much...!!

If you speak so loudly you'll wake everyone...

He....

He's such a nice senpai...

2: I could see ans feel the Sohoku bond, teh!!

Righ!! It's so strong!!

3: I'll change them now

4: The pedals!!

6: I wonder what kind are they, teh, these new pedals!

He said “you'll be able to use them”!?

7: Huh!?

These are the pedals!?

It's the first time I see them in this shape, the... the tip...

Pag 16

1: is round!!

Pag 17

1: The part where I put my feet is a round pedal...!!

2: Amazing, since this pedal is round

3: I can move my heel left and right

4: With incredibly wide movements!!

5: My ankles... and my knees are incredibly free to move!!

And also, these pedals...

Pag 18

1: They feel so close to the sole of my feet

2: I feel like I can turn my pedals so much more like this!!

3: Thank you so much, Teshima-san!!

Pag 19

1: Have you noticed, Hotshot?

Onoda-kun's....

Yeah, his pedals are new

2: “Speed play”

3: It's the only kind of pedal in the world that has the cleat and fastening mechanism on the side

4: Your legs' range of motion left and right becomes wider, so when you're swinging the bike you can still under all circumstances pedal at an high cadence and apply torque

It's perfect for Onoda's pedaling style

5: Was it Touj-san?

Who knows... I sense some kind of intention behind the guess of giving him those pedals

6: And from those donuts lineup choice, maybe

Pag 20

1: It was Teshima-san!!

2: Onoda....!! Pedal, until your limit

3: I told you before...!! I want to see

4: How strong you can become!!

[perduedansmatete]

Vas y j'ai pitié j'te raconte un peu ma vie. Mon lycée c'était un château. J'veux dire, littéralement. Y avait une grille immense à l'entrée, un château entouré de douves et nous on allait en cours dans des bâtiments qui, en soi, étaient construits sur ce qui devaient être les jardins du truc. Dans le château y'avait toute la partie administrative du lycée + quelques logements de fonction dont celui du proviseur du lycée. On passait sous le château pour passer de l'autre côté par une espèce de grande arche, et pour passer les douves on passait sur un pont qu'on appelait le "pont-bite" parce qu'il avait littéralement une forme de teub c'était hilarant. Le dernier jour de ma terminale, un gars s'est jeté dans les douves parce que c'était le dernier jour et que fallait marquer le coup (visiblement). Je crois qu'il a eu des plaques rouges quelques temps après ça, je sais plus. Y'avait des animaux aussi : des ragondins dans les douves, des renards parfois, un âne à un moment mais surtout des oies qui venaient nous bouffer le cul quand on s'approchait trop. Tous les ans les pions et quelques profs organisaient une fête de la musique c'était trop bien, j'ai participé à l'une d'elle à la batterie dans un groupe de covers rock aussi éphémère qu'éclaté. Y'avait un prof d'histoire il était trop bizarre. Entre nous on le surnommait "sans les mains" parce qu'un jour il est allé pisser aux pissotieres des élèves dans la cour et des élèves l'ont vu pisser les mains derrière la tête en mode détente en remuant le bassin wtf. J'ai eu un prof de physique, je crois qu'il était autiste. Meilleur prof ever. Il était A CHEVAL avec le calme et l'autorité, a commencé l'année en mode militaire en excluant élève sur élève. À la fin il faisait un basket avec nous dans la cours, incroyable. J'y ai rencontré mon ex et mon meilleur pote dans ce lycée. J'y ai aussi rencontré un gars avec qui je suis resté collé une année entière en mode amitié fusionnelle. On avait les mêmes délires, le même humour, je croyais avoir trouvé mon alter ego. Il est parti en S et moi en L et il m'a... Ignoré. On s'est perdus de vue. Encore aujourd'hui j'me dis que c'était un gros connard parce qu'on aurait pu vivre tellement de trucs ensemble. J'ai redoublé ma seconde, à ma demande. C'est une année que j'ai passé à esquiver les cours pour boire des bières sur le parvis du lycée avec mon meilleur pote. Avec mes facilités je devais avoir un genre de 11 ou 12 de moyenne générale donc on m'a dit ok passe en 1ere ça va, et j'ai dit non je veux redoubler sinon je vais rien piger l'an prochain j'ai trop rien foutu je suis juste une arnaque. J'ai aussi eu 0 à l'écrit à mon TPE pour le bac. En fait j'étais en binôme avec un gars qui glandait rien, et nos forces maléfiques se sont unifiées pour faire émerger une idée diabolique : l'épreuve est facultative, si on a 0, on perdra pas de point et on n'aura pas à faire ce truc de merde. Le 0 était pas encore éliminatoire à cette époque pour cette epreuve. J'ai eu mon bac avec mention assez bien en ayant fait ça et sans bosser spécialement pour avoir mon bac alors que mon ex et d'autres potes avaient bossé comme des taré.e.s pour décrocher une mention et l'ont pas eue (je suis une arnaque j'ai dit). Ha oui et je me suis aussi inscrit à l'option musique en facultatif parce qu'une pote suivait le cours. J'y suis jamais allé en me disant "je lirai ses cours et ça ira". Elle m'a filé ses cours, j'ai rien pigé, je suis allé à l'épreuve au culot j'ai eu 9/20 sans jamais rien apprendre. J'pense si je creuse j'ai encore d'autres choses mais j'ai plus le temps mdr, j'espère que ça t'aura divertie un peu (si t'arrives à tout lire). Bon courage pour tes douleurs quand même.

j'ai tout lu comme une nouvelle et j'ai adoré ça avait l'air très cool ces années lycée et tu étais trop fort surtout, merci merci!!! (et merci pour les douleurs mdr <3)

j'aimerais juste savoir quel était le sujet de votre fameux tpe à 0 ça m'intrigue...

[bogusbyron]

Show notes from my double show day on 8th august 2024. 2nd show was largely very similar so any extra notes i took on that show are added onto the emds of the relevant scenes. Enjoy!!!

(Ignore the amount of times i mention jordan)

1) Stew snapping the book shut in the prologue real sharp will always make me giggle

2) fun little stolen time pause before stew delivers "do not forget me", makes it short and snappy (SHOW 2: stew threw the yellow slip so jvj would have to go collect it.)

3) valvert stare-down before javert's exit. Okay

4)  at this point i wrote "can't find harry. Worried" because i was scanning the ensemble for harry lake and he WASNT THERE mad as hell

5) verry good low note on "dirt beaneath" in the prologue .. milan❤ (SHOW 2: in that little bit when he steals the coin from the child they messed that the hell up girl you caught jackshit)

6) understudy bishop! Every other time ive been it was Adam Pearce . I think i prefer him but the u/s had a really nice rich voicr which i fw , not quite as deep as adam but i liked him. He was a lot more stern & firm as bishop, with bits like "remember this"  and "passion" being quite harsh.

7) valjean wincing when the bishop helps him stand (SHOW 2: when talking to the policeman after the robbery, valjean shakes his head at the bishop who then nods back at him. Heartbreakinf ohmy gyat)

8) "my life was a war" line being half-spoken, in a very distressed manner... quite liked that. Also he sobbed a bit after "allow this man" which got me in the feels.. let valjean cry 2024 (SHOW 2: harsh on "hate" in I had come to hate the world)

9) higher note on  "god above" which scratched the brain

10) jesus christ milan can hold a note . The whole "eye for an eye" crescendo drives me batty and milan does not disappoint

11) swallowed before "he told me that i have a soul" not sure if that was intentional like at all but considering his nervous delivery on future lines like "ill escape now" i thought it fitting

12) ENSEMBLE TIME🗣 tom is so hard NOT to spot, ginger ass hair. And also during At The End Of The Day he was hunched and staggering dramatically which made me giggle. Also bonnie langford spotted leftmost factory woman. Not important but i saw her. Also jordan was one of the workers and he cheers on the fight between fantine and the other woman but as soon as he sees valjean comes down the stairs he hurriedly goes back to looking busy writing at the desk. Again i giggled .

13) idk if its just me being stupid but katie's wig lookee different to how i remember it last time did she get a new one. ⁉️⁉️

14) "when i was young and unafraid" almost spoken.  Ate🗣

15) THE BRASS ON THE  I DREAMED A DREAM CRESCENDO UUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH I ALWAUS GET GOOSEBUMPS ON "SHAME" UEGGGGHHH  goosebumps also on "i had a dream life would be"  katie's voice ao good ans clear ill go nuts

16)  i think jordan was the first  dude in lovely ladies  and he also got his arse  tapped by one of them so that was fun . It was harry lake last time but he really got his arse slapped like he stumbled offstage and everything

16) the woman with the hat in lovely ladies i forgot her actress' name but i LOVED her voice . I gotta know if she understudies anyone cause wowzer.

17) bambatabois was pissed as hell he was screaming his head off like a toddler

18) here i wrote "JORDAN POLICEMAN ON DA STAIRS🔥🔥🔥" handwrote the fire emojis and everything. He was playing one of the policemen and he climbed the stairs. I liked that

19) little fantine sob after javert says "i have heard such protestations" which BROKE my heart ohmy gah. Also katie always  eats the crescendo on "you let your foreman send me away"  that whole bit drives me crazy the music and strings bruh ohmy

20) javert's "monsieur le maire"  very curt and sharp almost a hiss which i dont think ive delivered like that before ? Looove snappy javert

21) like when i saw stew & milan on the 14th they have homo moment at the cart when javert holds valjeans bicep for far too long and his voice even goes up higher on "a memory stirs" as he stares into his eyes for Way too long

22) low note on "comes to court" which scratched the brain

23) valjean snatching his coat from javert LMFOAOAOO

24) his whole mini-monologue was so funny cause he was REALLY pronouncing his "k"s so it was just like  traCK🗣ed him down through thICK🗣 and thin. And to maK🗣e the matter certain theres the brand upon his sK🗣in. He will bend. He will breaK🗣 this time there is no mistaK🗣e

25) slight pauses between the last "i am damned" in who am i like  I. Am. Damned

26) i feel like milan is a lot more determined and deliberate and sure of himself as compared to chris' much softer and "mature"? valjean. Which i find interesting

27) katie somehow so good at singing even when "frail"  helloooooooo shes actually cracked  Get out

28) valjean so soft with fantine though  godbless she makes my heart ache. He had her face against her cheek which i thought sweet

29) CONFRONTATION SLIDE  HIIIIIIIT🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 GO STEWART

30) Valjean scoffing before "men like you can never change" made me giggle hes so sick of his shit

31) gay as fuck fight. Will never get over stewart's insane gagging coughing and whimpering when hes thrown to the ground after being strangled. What the hell. I have a slur to say (SHOW 2: as javert was knelt down in front of valjean (🧐), when he pulled back his fist to fight back it looked like he was about to punch valjean in the balls but luckily valjean knocked him oit before he could do this)

32) BONNIE LANGFORD🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 shes really witchy as mme thenardier kind of obsessed. I like her a lot . Her naturally high pitched voice creates a very interestinf tone when singing as mme thenardier which i LOOOOVE

33) when cosette asks her not to be sent out alone she kind of like steps back almost like shes afraid of cosette . Dont know whether this was fear or her being taken aback that cosette would reply but still made me laugh

34) JOOOOORDDAAAAAANN🗣🗣🗣 FUCK YALL KNOW ABOUT THE DUDE IN THE RED JACKET , hes the one who shouts  "over here landlord" or some shir and "this place has gone to hell" before the song properly starts. The WHOLE song he was such a delight to watch, hes so camp and did the gayest of walks and dances and whatever the fuck , ohmy god he was so funny . If anyone goes to see the show soon and jordans ensemble please watch our for him in master of the house, tall bloke in the hat and red jacket. You cant miss him hes camp as hell. Im obsessed with him deeply and i wish i couldve watched master of the house on repeat PURELY so i could see the bloke in the red jacket. (SHOW 2: he did a kind of silly gay walk in which he did the wallace (like from wallace and gromit) hands) Here are some doodles i did of him:

35) tom was on as thenardier BTW (ginger thenardier gang) i like the way he shakes his epaulettes on "content to be". I loved tom & bonnie's rapport as the thenardiers too, so good . Tomardier on top . They were dancing together and shit during the  chorus they were fun. Apparently thenardier put mme thenardier in a headlock at some point as well which is funny

36) bonnie did a little r roll on "regular voltaire". Not impoerant at all but i liked it. Also did a low note on "master and a half" which i also liked

37) kept the bit where mme thenardier says "where the fu" before realising valjean is there . And the bit where she sprays perfume up her skirt. Always a good gag (cause like i get it)

38) bonnie's pretending to be worriwd abt cosette was so good . Her comedy acting genuinely endearing and im hype

39) tom, like last time i saw him, goes really high pitched on "like our own, monsieur" which is SO funny god i love tomardier

40) on "treacherous people about" they kind of advance on valjean but then immediately cower away when he stands up to challenge them LMFAOAO

41) marius appears. Jac yarrow has a  GREAT voice , but Is he better than harry lake ? 🤫 maybe im just biased . Harrius sweep

42) jordan as claquesous (which is the only character of his that gets a name) is so funny . Hes swinging around his little corner of the set a lot . Swinging from the beams and shit. I do not  blame him id do the same

43) Ok first of all yaz eponine was AMAZING  her "ITS JAVERT!" is so chilling. Shes awesome godbless WHAT  a voice. Javert also keeping it curt and snappy and hissing "square"  in Another brawl in the square. Hilarious

44) i love the way tomardier tries to escape being held by the policemen on "HE'S ---! THE ONE YOU SHOULD  ARREST!" it always makes me laugh. Also voice crack on "chest" in Brand upon his chest. The way he and bonnie strut offstage after being freed is SO funny

45) OK TIME FOR THE STARS INFLECTION NOTES.  Sharp & curt on "there" which i dont usually hear. Soft on "fugitive". Pronounced "god" like  god-uh which was funny. Soft on "yield". Slight stolen time hold on "mine" ("is the way of the lord" as a result came out sharper). Soft on "scarce" rather than the usual hiss i hear. Dribbling a bit . Growled on "returns". VERY clear note on "bars". Sounded a bit like he struggled with "then" on Until then, but delivered as usual on the final Stars. Hoo boy go stew (2ND SHOW: only one i got was "exasperated "Always"" on  And is always the same. I cannot remember what i meant by this but usually my inflection notes are somewhat accurate so let ur imaginaton run wild)

46) for some reason i noted how gavroche had really long eyelashes. I have no idea if i was just seeing things or what but yeah

47) jac has really solid vibrato honestly . His voice is GREAT . I will refrain from comparing him to harry cause i think we all know how much i like him already . But i have things to say .

48) JORDAN UNNAMED STUDENT NO1 WITH THE GLASSES 😭😭😭😭😭😭 half moon glasses he ate that. Cafe scene started off with him arguing with enjolras which i thought funny. He seemed really prim and bitchy with i loooved, dont ask me what anyone else was doing for this scene cause my eyes did not leave him

49) grantaire shouting *YOU* talk of battles to be  won  while pointinf at enjolras made me giggle

50) jordan scoffing off to the side @ grantaire  as he starts playing catch with his bottle. Im obsessed with him. Maybe id be a les amis fan if he was there. Also he's the one who chimes in "OUR WORLD !🗣" so whatever

51) grantaire spinning around across the stage on "red" during marius' verse

52) jordan did NOT need to stand on that  chair at the red & black crescendo girl you are tall Enough

53) enjolras did a silly little "HA-HA!!" I think after "blaze in their eyes"

54) jordan helping move the big staircase setpiece during do you hear the people sing... hashtag stagehands represent BIG UP STAGE MANAGEMENT🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣💥

55) Lulu may not have my favourite voice ever but she is cute as  cosette i cannot  lie she does little toe bounces every now and then i like that .

56) milan had a little stray loose hair that fell over his face and i couldnt take my eyes off it

57) jac quite harsh on the "burst" in She has burst like the music which was fire. Spit yo shit marius

58) yaz has SUCH  powerful voice it was always so shocking everytime she sang GET HER ON PRINCIPAL NEEOOOWWW!!!!!!

59) marius did a little awkward ass wave to cosette after she comes out on the balcony to see her, like he just lifts his hand up a little, DIDNT EVEN SMILE? just ✋😦 looking slightly startled. So good. He also did a deep ass bow to her when she comes down which made me giggle

60) so jordan had like, a stick  as a weapon as claquesous in the attack on rue plumet and as he runs onstage he kinda fumbled with it. Whether this was intentional or not i dont know but regardless yes i laughed. (2ND SHOW: thenardier tries to get up onto the balcony twice, instead of the usual once. The first time, claquesous gets down on hands and knees like a stool. Thenardier steps on him and claquesous immediately collapses under the weight.)

61) i dont seem to remember this happening in other shows  does thenardier always hit eponine after "you'll scream alright"? Or am i insane. Because he did this show (2ND SHOW: marius blows a kiss through the fence to cosette before he runs off.)

62) YAZ DURING ONE DAY MORE BEUHHHH ohmy days.... so sosososoop good so strong... djavan also as usual strong, the way his voice always rips through the theatre is just amazing godbless (2ND SHOW: bonnie sticking her leg up in the air as she's carted off.)

63) JAVERT IN UNIFORM.......... WHERE THE FUCK IS BAKER BOY.......

ACT 2

64) Grantaire was kinda creeping up behind enjolras for whatever reason at some point. Was funny as hell

65) MILAN  LIKE PAUSES AND PULLS A FACE WHEN HES READING THE LETTER FROM MARIUS TO COSETTE BEFORE HE READS THE WORD "LOVE" WHICH REALLY MADE THE THEATRE GIGGLE 

66) Yaz was so delightfully gentle as Eponine i liked it . Made her powerful voice a lot more standout for me . As for on my own inflection: short on "silver" in Shines like silver. The string pickup as it builds up to the crescendo on "and i know its only in my mind" is always insane ohhumy gyat. Harsh on "the trees" in the trees are bare and everywhere. Harsh and almost spoken on the final "without me". The last crescendo was utterly gorgeous . Yaz eat yuor heart out❤

67) on jod theres usually fog for the barricade reveal. No fog this show. Disappointing..  i love fog

68) army general's bit .. as usual harsh on "you" which i like but i think he skipped a beat . Didmt note where but i remember there being a missed beat and it was a bit fast (2ND SHOW: this might have been for the 2nd attack but regardless, when theyre shouted to get down, jordan's student who was way downstage (audience) left he almost fell over when he went to kneel down . Very clumsy job there boss. Obsessed)

69) stew's baker boy matches jordan's now... last time i saw stew he was in brown. Hes in the green/red now ‼️⁉️

70) yaz's eponine seemed content to submit herseld and die in marius' arms which was so heartbreaking . The key up. Also voice break on "her name was" which made me want to punch a wall

71) gavroche hands marius eponines hat :-(((((

72) i think milan was struggling to get off the barricade he almost stumbled and had to be helped down ajdhdifhd

73) javert just kinda admitting defeat and slumping to his knees with a haunted look in his eyes ❤ getting his lapels grabbed until "youre free" will always fuck hard as well. Theway hes grabbing onto valjeans wrists though I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE (2ND SHOW: during drink with me milan and jordan were off to the side next to each other chatting away. Jvj starts to chug whatevers in his cup. Jordan goes to take the cup from him but jvj turns away so that he cant take it. Jvj alcoholism era. Additionally jvj puts his arm around jordan's character just before the final battle.... ouff... Here are some sketches i did of them:)

73) milan's vocal range is sooogood. His whole Bring Him Home just scrumptious. Plus the crescendo on the strings UGGHHHHHHH. It SOUNDED like he struggled a tad on that final "him" but Home came out GREAT ... godbless

74) final attack. I noticed jordan's student wedged away in the crevice to the (audience) left and everytime hed fire his gun hed turn away and scrunch his face up. Obsessed. I did NOT see where he died though. This tells me he did not actually die and hes alive and well❤

75) javert kissing the cross over gavroche 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 (i THINK valjean does this too earlier? Possibly he did this in the 2nd show)

76) tomardier holding the dead body's jaw and making it say "breath away from hell" in a stupid voice". He also did a silly posh voice on "thankyou sir im in your debt". "And god in his heaven" almost spoken i think. I alsofind it funny how he kicked over marius' body and stepped up on his arse

77) Javert seemed to almost miss & run past valjean ans marius LMFAAOOO i had a little giggle.

78) Jvj looking so sick of javert will never not be funny hes sooooo fucking done

79) I very much liked the slight distant stare like a moment of reflection before he sings "take him valjean!" adds a little to that bit i think. Yum. Thanks stewart

80) Soliloquy inflections.  "Who is this man/what sort of devil is he" GROWLED rather thsn the usual scream he does . Liked it i cant lie. He was quite shaky especially on "caught in a trap" which was LAAAVELY...... spat "back" in Gave me back my life . Harsh  on "mocked" which is always delightful to hear, a classic . Absolutely delectable tone shift  and becoming quite weak and almost croaky for "how can i now allow this man". He was even hoarse for "gave me freedom", and weak on "die as well". As per the Stewart Clarke Special there was a tremendous glob of spit escaping him on "sins"  in Shall his sins be forgiven . Absolutely delightful voice crack on "begin to doubt". Another glob of spit in "lost in shadow".  SUPER shaky "i am reaching". Yet another glob of spit on "stars are black". Low note on "escape now". And, as per, hit that shit (2ND SHOW: voice crack on "he" in "devil is he". Whimpered "gave me my life". Snarled "it was his right". Another glob of spit on "sins" like the first show. Whimpered "and must i now". Another glob of spit for "escape now".)

81) anyway , empty chairs time. Quite short on "on and on". Lovely and rich delivery of "never came" (thats a hard note to hit comfortably!).. again jac's vibrato was very notable to me !!!!! He delivered "phantom shadows" very upset like a half-sob. The following "empty chairs" very harsh. SHOUTED "don't ask me".

82) i liked his distant & haunted stare during every day ughhh mawius...

83) lulu as usual hitting those insane notes Go girl!!!

84) i really liked milan's acting during the confession - i personally preferred chris' performance but both absolutely stellar. His expressions were wonderfully desperate

85) i think someone (djavan?) almost missed their cue as ome of the servants during the wedding i saw them jogging onstage to help with the table LMFAOAOOO

86) if you didnt know already, bonnie langford does the splits when she curtsies when she appears. She also seems more interested in the drinks djavan servant has to offer than the plan to scam marius . She keeps trying to set thenardier right and then tiptoes off to take a swig of wine. Giggled

87) when marius tells them to go away thenardier turns around and says "for god's sake" LMFOAOAOAO

88) after thenadier is punched by marius (does his classic 270° spin) he falls over and gets stuck on his back, flailing around like a tortoise while mme thenardier cackles like a witch

89) they do the littlw pointy toe gay dance together hashtag true love (2ND SHOW: tomardier blowing a kiss at the lord.)

90) milan during the epilogue always heartbreaking he is wonderfully frail. Absolutely lovely  gentle low notes . He was almost sobbing on "on this page" which made me want to start killing. Sniffed before "its a story". Very shaky voice on "to my keeping". ... suicide tomorroeeeeee

BONUS) since i had nothing more to note down in the epilogue i drafted the next chapter of my fanfiction.