#5-15-2024

[bonerkebab]

chat can I bag a 6ft tall chubby red headed man after not talking to him for 2 days after matching?

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄

Phil: [Cracks up] I've played these games before! I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs]

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though? 🤨

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– It's– brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Phil's Chayanne and Lullah emotes were made by @strawbekka.

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Phil: I still stand by, if I get a snail, I'm gonna fail RP and log out.

Sneeg: I don't think they're gonna give you one–

Phil: Good

Sneeg: –just like, unsolicited. Especially 'cuz you've threatened to not play? 🙄 Um...

Phil: [Cracks up]

Sneeg: I don't think they're... I don't think they're gonna gamble on that.

Phil: I'm not doin' this NPC, like– actor– like, thing on server again! I've played these games before!

Sneeg: [Laughs]

Phil: I've played these g– I've done it before, man! I genuinely probably need therapy, but I'm just putting it off! [Laughs] For- for fckin'–

Sneeg: How do you explain to a therapist that you're attached to an Egg from Minecraft though?

Phil: Ok, so there's this server, right? And it's ran by my friend, and– it's–

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] There's this server– and then there was an Egg, with a glock. [Laughs]

Phil: –Brings in people from various different cultures and languages, and then– and then he decided: "Oh, you know what would be really cool to keep people playing? And invested? What if we give them a fcking EGG?"

Sneeg: Attachment. [Laughs] Attachment to something!

Phil: "What if we give them an Egg that- that has wants and needs? And you need to look after it."

Sneeg: And a personality!

Phil: Yeah, "And a personality, and- [stammers] and quirks and- and–"

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And its life's in danger, people– things were trying to kill it.

Phil: Yeah. And things keep trying to kill it, and you have to save it, you are its– you are its only s– hope.

Sneeg: If it dies, it's your fault. It's your fault! Your fault. [Laughs]

Phil: [In unison with Sneeg] Your fault! Your entire audience of thousands of people will be PISSED if you don't care! If you don't care, you are a MONSTER!

Sneeg: [Overlapping with Phil] And they're so valid, they're so valid 'cuz it's true.

Phil: [Laugh] Imagine joining my stream, and I'm just like reading a bedtime story to a little Egg.

Sneeg: [Cracks up]

Phil: Like– [Laughs] Like, what a CRAZY way to come back!

Sneeg: "Oh, my favorite vanilla Minecraft streamer Philza Minecraft's on– playing Minecraft today, let's see what he's doing!" [Voice cracks as he tries not to laugh]

Phil: Yeah, "What's- what's Kusump?" [QSMP]

Sneeg: –and you're like: [Leaning into his mic] "Humpty Dumpty." [Laughs]

Phil: "What's Kusump? What's this? Why's he got an Egg, and why is it just holding up a sign that just says 'Food'?"

[shitty-postal-dude-daily]

this image makes me giggle. Your politics bore me

[gingerrhd]

Inktober 2024 day 10

Been listening to the jello dubs and tbh they're right.

One thing about the postal service, is it's taught me that a lot of adhd and autistic adults have found their home in running the same routes every day and I think that'd suit mae

[bookwyrminspiration]

i wanna make one of those book lists where y'all mark which ones you've read, but i can't think of a good category to do >:/

[shopsystem]

Ply / Supply.Family / iPhone 15 Pro Max (5) / Mockup / 2024

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[wiiildflowerrr]

Damn right this record is gonna be no.1! ☝

[buggbuzz]

its been about 2 years so here's a new meet the artist!! i kept it pretty simple this time :)

[snkrbonbon]

[cctinsleybaxter]

why did a band i like release a truly Terrible christmas single the moment i realized the beer i had was 6 abv instead a 4

[royalarchivist]

Sneeg: That was very uncool. 🙄 /j

Fit: God, I'm trying to– I'm- I'm roleplaying, bro! I am roleplaying!

Sneeg: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to be the Egg, or do you have somebody for that?

Fit: [Laughs]

Sneeg: Alright, my bad, I gotta go, my bad. [Laughs]

Fit: Yeah, you're a real comedian. You're a real comedian, my friend. You're a real comedian! 😒

Special thank you to @genevawrenn for letting me edit their clips of this moment!

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Sneeg: That was very uncool. /j

Fit: God, I'm trying to– I'm- I'm roleplaying, bro! I am roleplaying!

Sneeg: Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want me to be the Egg, or do you have somebody for that?

Fit: [Laughs]

Sneeg: Alright, my bad, I gotta go, my bad. [Laughs] I gotta go. Oh wait, hold on–

[Sneeg crafts a sign and writes "fck you" on it]

Fit: [Reads the sign]

Fit: [Slow turns to look at Sneeg]

Sneeg: [Runs away and laughs]

Fit: ...Yeah, you're a real comedian. You're a real comedian! You're a real comedian, my friend. You're a real comedian!

Sneeg: Get away!

Fit: Why are you running? I got no weapons!

Sneeg: Get away from– get away!

Fit: Why are you running? I've got no weapons!

Sneeg: Get those bloody knuckles away from me, bro! I see the calluses! [...] You mad at me 'cause I used the wrong sign color, right?

Fit: Yeah, that's– you're– that's 100% why. It's not canon, dude. It's not canon! How could you not care about the canon?!

Sneeg: I'm not egg-shaped either, my bad.

Fit: IT'S NOT CANON!

Sneeg: I can't fix that–

Fit: The signs need to be white with a brown trim, dude! Ok? And they have to have gears on 'em!

Sneeg: My fault.

Fit: And a mustache!

[lattewritesthings]

I think this is the most gruesome, whumpiest thing I've ever written? Even more than my mouth sewn shut fic from Febuwhump. Soooo enjoy that, and mind the tags

Fandom: Linked Universe

Characters: Four, Legend

Summary:

Neither Legend nor the wizzrobe controlling him had seen Four slip into the trees during the chaotic battle, and Four was not going to waste the opportunity. All the others were down - combinations of burns, bleeding gashes, blunt trauma to the head, and bursts of practically raw magic had knocked each of Legend's brothers out of the fight one by one. He had been merciless, and creative, and he didn't care about hurting them. Four would be impressed if he wasn't terrified for his life.

[searchsystem]

Ply / Supply.Family / iPhone 15 Pro Max (5) / Mockup / 2024

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[rhyme-draws-stuff]

HORNET DUMP

(Hornets 25-30)

[juststeveandtonythings]

With the ships completed, it's time for Tony and Emma to finally start going on the offensive. Tony hands her a gift and tells her "anything good that happens is because I had you to lean on". Awww. (Also, Emma is getting her hair done because "if we're going to die… I'm going to leave an irresistibly fabulous corpse" lol.)

Emma then takes her leave - her business is separate - and they share a goodbye kiss, but Tony can tell that it's one of those "she's going to break up with me soon" kisses.

Tony goes back into the Hellfire Club building, where an assassin Sentinel built off of Wolverine's corpse (not super sure how this works; it's some X-Men stuff I'm not aware of so I'll just roll with it - in retrospect, X-Men #22 may have touched on this some) attacks him. Tony gets his ass kicked (though Kingpin actually did try to help him), but luckily Emma comes back and takes off her inhibitor ring so that she can fight the Sentinel in her diamond form and buy Tony some time. As they fight, the Sentinel manages to get the inhibitor ring back on her, but Tony returns to the scene just in time in his brand new Mark 72 armor, made out of mysterium - important because it can withstand Wolverine's adamantium claws.

Once the assassin is destroyed, they go out and fight another Sentinel drawn to the action, and Emma busts out Tony's gift for her - a set of Hellfire brass knuckles that can shoot repulsor blasts. (Emma has a pair in IIM #12, so I guess Tony noticed and made her a set with bonus functionality.) They take it down and then part ways for real (Emma will pop up next in Fall of the House of X #1 to telepathically lead the mutant rebellion, while Tony pops off to do Avengers #12 and #13 things before leading to the rest of the stuff below).

Tony then continues on to the Australian Outback as planned, and as he'd hoped, Feilong takes the bait and directs all his resources there. Tony uses the Mark 72 to act as a flight suit for the Riri/Forge mysterium ships, which turn into ~the Sentinel Buster~. And now he's ready to face down Feilong, who is now rushing there in a War Machine Sentinel that he built for himself. The showdown awaits!

- Invincible Iron Man Vol 5 #15 (2024)

[wiiildflowerrr]

5sos: Nashville Sessions

15 November 2024

Part 1 | Part 2